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ALRIGHT YOU FOOKIN DONKEYS, I NEED 3 DUBS, 2 TRIPS AND QUADS

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ALRIGHT YOU FOOKIN DONKEYS, I NEED 3 DUBS, 2 TRIPS AND QUADS MEDIUM RARE. LETS GO!
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>>698551390
OK chef !
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comin right up
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Dubs coming right up, chef.
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>>698551558

These trips are fucking overcooked
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Fook you Ramsey! Dubbe- dubbe- duubbah- doo.
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>>698551654
GET THE FUCK OUT! FUCK OFF!
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Coming right up, chef.
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>>698551734
Duube- doobee- dooby- dooah
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yes chef!

Dubs coming right up
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>>698551390
I can make some dubs
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HOW LONG FOR THOSE FUCKING DUBS?!
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Mamma's gonna make some shortening, shortening.
Mamma's gonna make some shortening dubs.
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>>698551390
Trips on chef.
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Dubs coming through chef
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Yes, Chef.
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>>698551390
Here, take mine
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quads coming right up faggot
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Quads !
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Yes chef, dubs chef
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Rawlin'
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>>698551390
Fried dubs over here chef
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fooking Quads mate !
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I'll try my best
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IT'S FUCKING RAW
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>>698552199
PERFECTLY COOKED, WELL DONE!
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>>698552199
order up
check 'em
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>>698552177
I THINK YOU HAVE A HEARING PROBLEM.... THOSE ARE DUUUUUBSSSS!!!!
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>>698552177
>>698552199
This is shit
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>>698552239
Fuck
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We need one more dub!
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>>698552177
>>698552199
Two dubs ready, chef!
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You got it boss!
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trips, hot and ready!
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>>698552036
Sorry chef
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>>698552293
Nevermind
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>>698552226
Overcooked, send them back to the kitchen
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>>698552288
Perfectly cooked triple dubs!
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>>698552177
>>698552199
>>698552288
Dubs ready chef !
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>>698552288
SERVICE PLEASE, WELL DONE
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>>698552288
Three
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Trips right here
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I got this
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Fucking hell,dubs
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Yes daddy!
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how long until the dubs
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>>698551390
trups
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>>698552415
Here are those trips you asked for
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>>698552415
Thank you chef !
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>>698552340
They are on the way chef
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>>698552472
Dubs are foookin served
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HOW LONG FOR THOSE TRIPS YOU USELESS PIECES OF SHIT!
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Trips, why hast thou forsaken me?
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>>698552500
No more dubs ! We need trips and quads, for fuck sake !
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Trips on their way
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This is the first time making trips chef i don't know if i can pull it
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>>698552441
48 seconds past

>>698552442
47 seconds past

wat
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Here I cum
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>>698552491
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DONKEY!
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Don't burn the meat
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Trips get !
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>>698552633
Foookin hell
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This is how reroll
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YESS CHEF! DROPPING TRIPS NOW, CHEF!
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Shit i'm just a sous chef
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>>698552673
Sorry chef
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>>698552571
Trips will be done in a few minutes, chef!
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>>698552680
>>698552680
>>698552680
Those trips are shit ! Get the fuck out here !
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>>698552651
I have no restaurant experience either so cooking in a restaurant's kitchen makes it even harder for me
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fuck off, m8.
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comin up
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Can we serve this quads already
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Yes, Chef Ramsay
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Cock your fukken quads yourself!
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roll for trips
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>>698551390
Trips on the way!
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>>698552711
>>698552799
>>698552811
Stop making dubs, you fooking dumbass
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>>698552848
Temperature is too low for quads yet.
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Let me just start over again
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1 idiot sandwich coming up, chef.
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>>698552799
SEE THESE DUBS? THEYRE FUCKING RAW! PISS OFF!
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yes chef!
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>>698551390
fuck you chef
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>>698552930
sorry, chef.
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the trips are coming out not right at all chef, they're sticking...
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Trips salad on the way
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Here are the trips you asked for chef !
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I think you people are retarded..... STOP MAKING DUBS, WE NEED THOSE TRIPS AND QUADS
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Look at me now
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE QUADS YOU CUNTS!
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QUADS HERE !!!!
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>>698553066
Oh no sorry chef they are unseasoned
Let met start over again please
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Yes, Chef.
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This is how you do it
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Check em chef
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Getting those trips ready
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>>698553173
Are you fooking kidding me !?
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>>698553125
Yes chef! Right here chef!
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>>698553187
How much time left for my trips chef ?
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>>698553211
Rechecked
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>>698553211
PRÃœFEN SIE DOPPELS CHEF!
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Shit, I need to season this trips
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Quads with rhubarb sauce in twenty secs, chef.
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YES CHEF
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Quads.

Ha, just kidding, fuck you, you Scottish faggot! Go back to France and suck shit out of a frog's butthole and pretend like you know how to cook.
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Trips right up
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>>698553273
Chef check these please are they okay ?
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>>698553273
You missed them ! Do it again !
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>>698553301
Fuck >>698553316
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>>698553333
Checked
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>>698553173
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
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>>698553332
one off you faggot
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>>698553333
Nice quads m8
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>>698553333
AMAZING ! NOW MAKE TRIPS !!!
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>>698553333
Finally! At least one of you plonkers isn't completely fucked!
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The trips are almost done
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>>698553308
Ready now, chef.
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Chef, I have a surprise for you... QUINTS
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>>698553332
I SAID.... MEDIUM RARE, THESE ARE UNDERCOOKED
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MINECRAFT QUADS INC
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>>698553299
Shat ap idiot, wie nied tu mäke ze trips nao, or chef will be pizzed.
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One TRIPS steak, well done, just the way you like it, chef.
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>>698553374
Sorry i'll start over again
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>>698553462
fuck off gordon
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>>698553333
SERVICE PLEASE! NICELY DONE YOU CUNT
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>>698553522
Thanks chef !
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>>698553462
There are starving OPs on 9gag who would be damn grateful for those you Kiwi bastard!
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>>698553441
Not even close, would've been sext's anyway
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Chef can't even get quads
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>>698553462
Sorry chef !!!
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Here's your fucking TRIPS
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Check 'em
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WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING TRIPS YOU FUCKING COWS, HURRY THE FUCK UP!
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TRIPS COOK ?
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Doppel trips koming rait up chäf!
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>>698553333
what a dish
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>>698553714
Sorry Chef, I was too busy jacking off and smoking.
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>>698553622
Why can't i get these trips cooked !!
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Trips right here
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Trips are done
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Here are those trips you asked for, Chef.
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Throw another TRIP on the barbie.
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TRIPS
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Onlus
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>>698553790
>>698553801
>>698553802
GET THE FUCK OUT !
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Trips
are
ready
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>>698553833
SORRY CHEF
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>>698551390
Dubs coming right up, chef!
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>>698553714
Here are some fucking singles and you'll be right pleased with them.
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Trippa trippa
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>>698551390
Chef I accidentally the deep fryer, what do I do?
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>>698553801
Dude wtf you're gonna get us all fired
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Trips
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Fuck you Gordon
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>>698553790
>>698553801
>>698553802
YOU, YOU, AND YOU, OUT!
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>>698553870
DUBS ARE ALREADY DONE, YOU INBREED MAGGOT !
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Fuck off
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>>698553754
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FOOIKIN KITCHEN YOU CUNT
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>>698553714
Czef, ei häv pröblem czef. My trips is wos fäll apart. Ei trait tu gluu bäck togezer czef!
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trips get
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Trying to work on these quads, chef!
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Here are your fucking trips, you fuck.
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>>698553975
Suck on my cast iron cock!
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Goddamn fucking quads, FUCK!
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>>698554017
QUADS ARE DONE ! GET A GRIP ASSWHIP OR GO FUCK A HORSE !
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Here are your fucking trips, you fuck!
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>>698553874
YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFOOOKIN GAME
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Trips, trips, trips, C'MON!
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My final attempt chef...
TRIPS OF EXQUIZITE FRENCH BLEU KITCHEN OF DOOM
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Trying to cook those trips the best I could chef !
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dw lads
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>>698553975
SUCK MY PIXIE DICK YOU FUCKING WOMBAT!!! Have some more singles!!
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>>698553962
trips here, chef
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trips get
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>>698554202
Oh my god
No wonder why my parents disowned me
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>>698554229
I'm sorry chef, Someone sabotaged my numbers. my trips weren't cut right.
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TRIPS !!!!
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>>698554277
YOU STUPID CUNT! THESE ARE DUBS! DUBS!!!!!
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Trips coming !
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Food network sucks, here are your fucking trips.
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>>698554320
Chef please teach me how to cook trips
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>>698553989
You cunts had no problem in killing 6 gorillion jews, but you can't fiokiiin deliver one lousy trip
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Trips for fuck sake !
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>>698554190
Walking,chef!
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Trips right heeeeere
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Have some more singles OP
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Triiips
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>>698554202
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET THE FUCK OUT! NOW!
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Hot triiiips !
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>>698554488
Nice triple double mate, but thats not what we asking for !
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>>698554488
trip dubs in the window, chef!
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Trips are DONE chef
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Satanic trips right noooow !
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SATAN TRIPS HERE !
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>>698554488
Do those look like trips to you!? YOU FUCKING PISS MONKEY!?!?
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Triple seven
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>>698554692
>>698554694
FUCKING HELL !
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Like this?
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Trips are burned, sorry chef.
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>>698551390
I think they are done
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>>698554774
YOU USELESS SON OF A WHORE !
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777
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Nigger trips are right here
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maybe more fried quadz
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im a faggot, but here are your trips
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>>698554774
Oh god, almost, bloody almost. Re-do it anon.
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>>698554548
Please chef give me one more chance !
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>>698554883
>>698554774
Are you kidding me ?
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>>698554709
No chef, sorry chef! I'll make another!
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Triple eights right here
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OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, I NEED THOSE TRIPS NOW! IS IT SO FUCKING COMPLICATED? FUCK ME.
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999
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>>698554966
TRIPS HERE !
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>>698554774
UNDERCOOKED..... AGAIN
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>>698554966
coming up chef!
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>>698554709
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE THE TRIPS YOURSELF OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY SUCKING OFF YABBYS?!
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Oi Barry, where did those bloody trips go? I left them right here while the dubs were cooking!
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>>698555000
YES !!!!
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one more try, i think i messed up the spice
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sup chef, you're a faggot. you know that right
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>>698555000
FINALLY ONE OF YOU USELESS BASTARDS DID IT
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YES CHEF RAMSEY
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>>698555000
Chef !! I cooked these trips
He stole them from me!!!
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>>698555000
HOLY DOUBLE TRIPS!!!
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>>698555055
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>698554883
YOU REMAIN A FAGGOT
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>>698555000
FINALLY ONE OF YOU DONKEY SUCKERS IS NOT TOTALLY USELESS
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>>698555000
Double trips boiii
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>>698555141
babe i know
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>>698555000
That's one trips, and the second is on the way.
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>>698555000
PERFECTLY DONE! SERVICE!
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>>698555000
FUCK ME, FINALLY!!! Pay attention you useless turds, anon here made two just because you are all useless!
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>>698555000
Holy shit winrar
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>>698555000
My man
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>>698555000
FINALLY........ NOW LET'S GO WITH THOSE QUADS
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>>698555266
WE ALREADY GOT QUADS YOU TWAT
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And the other trips !
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>>698555000
i'll drown in pussy
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Beyond quads and quints is something greater
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>>698555373
oh fuck me !
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444
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This is actually a quality thread.
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Quads walking chef!
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>>698555444
And quality trips good sir ! JOB IS DONE !!!!
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>>698555366
I CAN'T SEE THEM QUADS.... FAGGOT
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>>698551390
Chef that was
3 YLYL
2 Traps
and
1 FB Fap thread
5 Min CHEF!!
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>>698555444
And these are quality double trips.
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ALRIGHT, HOW LONG FOR THOSE TRIPS YOU PLUNCKERS?
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>>698555444
WEEEEEEEWW LAD DUB TRIPS
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Known as sext, or sextuples
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>>698555444
Oh my fucking god you finally did it
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>>698555555
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They are here
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>>698551390
On it chef
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>>698555554
NOOOOOOOOOO
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HEXXX
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>>698555055
Could have been beautiful
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>>698555444
Good job.......one Michlen star 4U
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>>698555444
SERVICE PLEASE! WELL FUCKING DONE MATE!
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>>698555554
Shiiiiit nigga
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i got these dubs but theyre raw chef
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>>698551390
QUADS
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>>698555554
ouch
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>>698555554
Shiiiit nigga
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>>698555622
This could have been beautiful...
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Well, service is over, good day assholes !
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>>698555554
You forgot to season it..... you useless CUNT
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>>698551390
What is going on in that kitchen?
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Chef!! The chicken tripsotto's right here
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Chef. Is there a side to the dubs, trips and quint?
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Good day to you Chef Ramsay
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