You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf /b/
>>698491822
I do
I'm a weirdo, haven't had a lot of relationships and they were all unstable, lol rip in pasta
Dumped her bc She wouldn't suck my dicc
I'm a gay male
cuz fapping
>>698492078
That's pretty gay
I gave up
3½ inch dick
I'm 300 lbs I'm 5 feet 10 inches tall bald and have a 4 inch penis.. that's why
Vaginas are gross
>>698491822
Because I don't know how the fuck to get one.
>>698492548
>>698491822
I think i would hurt her. I am lazy, fat, i hate myslef, i am slob, i have no direction in life. I dont think these are good traits in bf, so i remain alone.
>>698491822
Because I'm a coward, and I couldn't ask this comfy little asian nerd out.
>>698492633
God damn I feel that, but man just do it. Just try and you both might be happy. Having her might make you change for the better, good luck man.
Because I'm compulsively two-faced.
>>698491822
Because this small town lacks the demographic I'm seeking.
Thank Deus I have an awesome wife.
I'd rather work towards my own goals and then settle down than fuck around and get nothing done
Because she felt like 5years was enough and dumped me.
Because every fucking girl I've talked to for the past 2 years ditches me LITERALLY hours before our date. What am I doing wrong /b/?
>>698492586
$.get('girlfriend');
Because my crush began avoiding me after m8 told her something
>>698492830
good mem hehe!
I haven't left my house to do anything but errands for the past 5 years. I gave up on tinder in 3 days. I've just become used to my own company.
>>698492548
How old are you? If you lose weight, you would be OK, i guess. If you dont have shitty personality and too high standards.
because i'm a semi-autistic beta fag.
2 words. Got dumped
>>698491822
Too much work
>>698492792
Probably because you sound like a bitch, nigger.
>>698493160
kinda true tbh
>>698491822
vagina's blood and baby's come out of those things man no thanks I'll stick with dick
I'm an unattractive beta. Literally never been on a date
>>698493093
Rape her until she loves you again via Stockholm syndrome
I think I might?
I was dumped a few months ago for not being successful enough (Chinese gf)
I went on a date tonight, through a dating app but as it turns out we have a mutual friend who has kind of been a liaison between us. It went really really really well.
She isn't gf yet but we're into each other and I think I might finally make it /b/ros
I hard to find a grill between 18-30 that is not pregnant,already has children,married multiple times,drug addict,or a complete slut who will cheat on you.
>>698493160
thanks for your well thought out input faggot
>>698493216
> how
>>698493292
Kek would like to do that sooo bad
Cause I broke up with her.
>>698491822
Because I hate people and prefer solitude. I'm going to be that 90 year old virgin living in the mountains as a hermit.
>>698493440
if they all bail that often its most likely they changed their mind or were convinced otherwise. All of them doing that is too convenient for it to be something that isnt wrong with you
>>698492713
I am currently reconsidering this stane of mine.
I dont think i would be happy. I enjoy being miserable.
Well, thanks for answer.
>>698493525
Same xD
I am a fucking failure with a disability.
>>698492378
Nigga. I got a friend who has a 3 in. dick that has a gf. It is unstable, and he had a kid with her(that they gave up). But, he's got a 6.5/10.
>>698493652
Keep fighting friend, I believe in all of us.
>>698491822
dont need a gf to get 1 taps
Never tried talking to girls because I'm fat and ugly and wouldn't have any success
>>698491822
I'm over-qualified op.
>>698492830
grep ass
>>698492890
clam
Cause i get all hung up on stupid shit like really liking this chick that gave me a handjob and I ate her pussy who then told me she actually just wanted to be friends 2 days later then miss out on other opportunities while I'm pining for the girl who was just a tease..... most recent bunch of bullshit at least, lol
im gay
I have severe psorasis. So it sucks and its hard not to think about it when a girl shows interest(especially it effects my dick a bit). 6" here.
>>698493940
>>698493911
Girls are weird bro, you might find one of them legit loves your personality more than your looks. Im an ugly fuck for example but im funny so girls like talking to me and it helps. Just put yourself out there bit by bit I promise it will help
I'm a pussy when it comes to flirting and talking with girls
>>698491822
Socially awkward and don't like people. Need to go out and meet people to find a gf. Not really worth it.
>>698493940
>>698494099
Good answers anon. Kekekek
>>698494155
Ok bro, thanks. I guess losing weight would be a start too
>>698493627
yeah but i wonder what i'm doing wrong though. i rate myself a 6.5/10 so i guess that's ok. i'm quite sociable. i don't act like a virgin neckbeard nor do i act like a dick or manslut.
>>698491822
I'm gay.
>>698494361
Hm, well be completely honest with me, no lies. What kind of person are? What is your personality like?
>>698493940
>>698494099
>>698494328
Fight on friend
I am a thoroughly horrible person and I involuntarily push everyone I can somehow manage to socialize with away. I don't deserve love.
>>698494544
shit sorry im drunk, what kind of person are you?
I have a wife and a bit old-fashioned.
One grill is enough
I have commitment issues
>>698493608
I like my time alone, but i crave some human interaction each daly. Like five minutes.
>>698494607
Fucking self hating cuck, you're right about the whole "not deserving love" thing nigger you don't even love yourself
>an hero
>>698494901
/thread
>>698494607
Also ugly as hell, fat as fuck, broke as shit. Literally no redeeming qualities at all.
I think I'm the only idiot who thinks like this but. Every time I try to talk to a girl I start to think she likes another guy so my chances with her are done. Or that some other guy might like her and if I try to go for her his chances would die and who knows how hard he's trying to get her. I just want a girl to love me.
>>698495045
I feel that, just try to block it out. I know just saying it doesn;t help but just remind yourself that you matter to them.
>>698494544
That's a hard one. In person I am quite easy to get along with, very openminded, try to be as positive as possible but not to the point where I seem delusional if you know what I mean. Don't really have any friends, mostly cause most people in my surroundings are toxic as fuck and I don't want to associate myself with them. I go to college, don't have a job, (19 y/o btw). Anything else you wanna know?
>>698494901
>an hero
Funny you should mention that. I'll try harder tomorrow I guess
Fuck off, that's why.
I got dumped. Now I dwell even harder in the basement.
>>698494544
INFP-T if that matters btw. (actual psychological exam, no dumb internet test)
>>698494328
I think losing weight is not that importnat (only) because it will improve your appearence, but more because of confidance boost and it gives you often some kind of hobby,
>>698495150
Just fuck your shit up m8
>>698491822
There is no time for wenches on my path up to wizardry.
>>698495147
Fuck were quite a bit alike, well thats enough to go off of. I often just be as honest as possible in everything I do. Even if people don't like the answer they generally enjoy the realness that comes from you. They will come to you for answers in life be it friend or lover. Just learn to feel happiness from making others happy. Don't kiss and please others 24/7 but just be a good person. Be real, I have faith in you
>>698495150
Good luck.
>>698495258
Any method suggestions?
>>698495450
kiss ass*
>>698494155
I'm definitely not classically handsome, but I'm funny, outgoing and have a good personality. Constantly in a vicious cycle of finding women that legit love my personality, but want to just be friends; which a lot of time ends with them eventually banging some other dude and me realizing that I'm actually just really sexually frustrated with the whole situation, lol
>>698495567
I'm in that boat rn, best way to do that is chill with or fuck girls who just love dick. It honestly makes the other girls jealous and they see that you can pleasure a woman. In time they might come to. It worked for me so see what you can do
>>698495450
> quite a bit
understatement of the year /b/ro, you've just described me better than i even could
>>698495750
shit same age and same personality, are we like long lost twins or some shit?
>>698491822
because girls dont like me or to be around me
>>698495450
>I have faith in you
thank you btw, almost forgot
>>698495525
Eat a bunch of nails
>>698495857
is your mum a cunt? if so yes
>>698496037
shes alright, she has her moments, but who doesnt aye?
>>698496124 true, but in that case we definetely do not share blood
Because I have wife
>>698491822
I'm 28 and recently got my first girlfriend ever. I can't wait the moment to dump her, I went for someone of my level, but apart from sex, she is useless, I was a happier man being alone. I still believe in a gorgeous girl who will fall in love with me so I can show everybody how awesome I am, and not the reality I'm living with my 7/10 actual girlfriend. Advise: Don't. Just don't get a girl because she likes you.
>>698496435
regardless, just keep trucking mate life has good and bad never just too much of one
Got plan I wanted to do but I'm a lazy fuck
That why
Alright, you fucking niggerish autistic semen shamans. You know why you don't have women?? Because you give a fuck. You fucked yourself by placing value on the act of "getting" them. No one is going to "get" me. If you like someone, you don't do nice things to "get" them; you do nice things out of your infatuation for that person. How the fuck is a girl going to like you if you're not comfortable with yourself?? It's a catch twenty two, bros, because self-loving people don't worry about getting girls (DEFINITELY enough to ask about it), and they don't need girls, BUT as some kind of twisted joke, they always get the girls. Be yourself; no punches; no beatups (even if you can't force yourself to talk to her, don't beat yourself up; your inner compass is not dumb), and believe in yourself. Go up to her; say whatever the fuck you want; and if she says no, and you like her, keep trying. It's not over 'till it's over. Let me tell you something else, though. When you start having success with women, you may realize you're not interested. You may stop focusing on being a virgin, and watch it give way to other focusing points that advance you as a person. You weren't a "pussy"; you were just misguided. Imagine if you were treated like a God. Imagine people being scared of you. You are human, and that would hurt. Girls are human; keep believing they're just soul- feeding bitches, but they aren't. If they're being a bitch, maybe they're having a bad day. If they're stuck up as shit, maybe they know that they're fucking sluts. The stuckup girls ALWAYS end up with the douches; the guys who you think "get ALL the girls". Really, no. You're not seeing the right women because you're not seeing the right YOU. YOu are surrounded by women every day; whether online or in person. I'll bet you two hundred cents that they're not all evil, demonic bitches. Have some fucking respect yourself, decide what you want, and go after it. Be who you want to attract, because you already are. Cont.?
>>698496606
What was your plan, assburgers?
>>698496690
(You)
Because I'm socially awkward beta male. At least I'm honest though.
>>698496561
you too, godspeed bud
>>698496775
>at least im honest
Yes, that will get the woman coming
>>698496690
>Be yourself
>believe in yourself
Choose one.
>>698495741
How/where do I find girls who just love dick? This is pretty much what I'm after right now, i seriously need to jut get fucking laid at this point, it's been too long. It's bad, like it's to the point I don't even want a girlfriend right now cause I've got plenty of girls that want to be my friend, i just want a fuckbeast to shred my dick apart, lol.
I guess I'm pretty good at putting myself off as a friendly person which is why I end up with friends, I'm not the best at putting myself out there as a sexual being maybe? Have trouble with transitioning from "hey, yeah, we're having a great conversation where both of us are obviously well into it" to "I wanna fuck, what about you?"
>>698491822
because i've got a slut that i fuck on the regular and she already has a boyfriend and that makes her a slut and i won't make a slut my girlfriend but i'll use her as a semen receptacle.
also i don't go to class so i never meet new humans that i could go on dates with.
i'm in relationship purgatory and it is what it is.
>>698497361
legit just ask friends that or girls or guys if they know any sluts if theyre youre friend theyd be down with helping you with a hookup. I did it recently and it was great, she was kinky as shit. Just gotta put that awkward effort in. Let youre buds know you need a good lay and theyll help
I like wieners.
>>698496752
Get a car, house, and a real job
I should get off my ass and get something done
>>698491822
Because im a straight male who hates female gender,also i guess i do have one but its bs
I don't care. *shrug*
>>698498294
*autism intensifies*
>>698492830
apt-get install money
>>698491822
Because she died in a car accident.
>>698491822
Because I'm the type to troll /b/.
Decent looking but no job to support her or do anything so rip
Every time I even think about trying to date someone I remember my previous attempts and cringe myself into a coma
>>698491822
i have no friends here so no occasion of meeting girls
should i just approach someone on the street? or in a park? How do i get to know some?
>>698499759
Same, i'm addicted to shitposting
>>698499894
That sounds familiar. Those human mating dances are so stupid!
>>698500000
CHECKED
>>698500000
Checked my nigger
>>698500000
Ayy lmao
>>698497365
>tfw fuckbuddy goes on a tinder date and is still going out with the fucker over a year later
It was so easy. I just had to give her back massages and she sucked my dick. Why can't life always be easy?
>>698491822
been suicidal for 15 years
>>698500031
I'm not deluded or egotistical enough to convince myself that something is stupid just because I'm bad at it.
I'm gay
>>698500000
witnessed
>>698491822
Why get involved in a relationship and risk being emotional crippled when one night stands are so much easier?
>>698500332
>when one night stands are so much easier?
how2 one night stand?
>>698500262
Well, good for you.
She had BPD and she mindfucked me into oblivion and then I broke her heart.
>>698491822
I have a mixture of autism and being damaged from abuse.
21 year old chubby guy living with parents with no job atm.
Even if I had a job and was a bit more in shape I ain't looking for a girlfriend until I move out.
Any female I get close to. Either realises how mentally unstable I am to date and would rather stay friends. Or I freak out over very little things that my mind has twisted into something bigger and push them away. Or they get with my best friends while saying they have feelings for me. So I lose everything and start all over again.
>>698500332
I suppose they are emotionaly easier because they offer nothing long lasting, that you'd fear to lose.
Its like why buy a car, when you can ride a bus.
>>698500401
Find female, fuck female, move on to the next one.
No ties, no commitment, just sex
>>698500417
Nah, I bet it's nice when you feel like nothing is your fault.
>>698500604
>fuck female
Can you elaborate further on this step? I swear I've done this before but I just can't remember quite how I did it.
>>698500578
I can answer the car question though. Buses are full of people, usually people that I will never have any interest in speaking to. Besides, having a car makes it easier to pick up said one night stands
>>698500604
how do you get from find female to fuck female
>>698500535
Get better friends man.
>freak out over very little things
Quit being paranoid. Women probably sense that in you and shy away anyway
generalized anxiety that rips my guts apart whenever pretty women are nearby :(
>>698491822
never really tried to get one
>>698491822
i am a fucking weirdo
>>698500763
It's really easy anon. Only two things are needed to get laid. A great sense of humor or a gun incase first one doesn't work.
>>698500703
>>698500763
I'm afraid you'll have to figure that out for yourselves friendos.
>>698491822
im ugly. only fat girls and ugly women want me.
id rather just jerk off than spend my resources on ugly women.
>>698497545
have actually kind of been doing this lately, just maybe not as blatantly as I need to. More just passively putting it out there that it's been too long and I need to get laid. Might have to try just flat out being like "you know any sluts that are down to fuck?"
One of my relationships with this crazy bitch went way off the rails and probably fucked us both up for good, I'm just chilling now
Cant get over a girl who couldn't give a lesser shit about me.
I dont feel anymore, i have been dumped by so many girls now and i cared for each one them at one point..now everytime i try to get out there again, i meet some girls but i cant really connect with them and i lost empathy when they still me something bad happen and then at one point i just stop messaging them and i dont feel anything.
>>698497545
I tried this once and the bitch said she'd help me out and then totally cut contact with me. I realize that's not gonna happen every time, but I mean, shit. Don't tell me you're gonna help and then just bolt. Call me an asshole or something.
>>698500845
Yea my choice in friends is bad. Same as my women.
I'm very full on for normal fuckers to deal with, so I only get along with you weird fucks or other crazy people.
And I know they say never stick dick in crazy but crazy sex is amazing!
>>698501111
Bro, you're 16 aren't you lol
>>698501373
No im not, im 19
I'm a pretty good looking guy who's too childish and selfish to maintain a long term relationship. I've tried numerous times to no avail. I always end up hating my partner for the smallest things and begin to grow distant after a week at most.
>>698491822
Coz I got fat and lost my self confidence.
>>698500617
I havent really give that much thought, to be honest. Said mating dances felt always weird, unnatural and forced to me. That why i called them stupid. Whether its because i am bad at them, ot that i dont enjoy then, i dont know. But those are probably related.
>>698500942
Respectable man. But seriously, you should at least hit the gym and start dressing decently. I've seen plenty of ugly dudes that were built getting decent girls.
>>698501752
I guess I'm not really sure what you mean by mating dances. You know there's not a set of steps you are supposed to take to get a romantic partner, right?
>>698502182
Isnt there?
All that fooling around, joking, trying to appear manly and respectable, showing carefully measured doses of affection, dresssing well, watching your posture,...
>>698491822
all women are lying cheating whores, OP. Better question is why do you trust a female to not stab you in the back?
>>698491822
Busy sorting out my life, taking first steps into a career. As much as I'd love a relationship, I don't think I'm ready for one, practically.
>>698502598
The idea is that you're not supposed to pretend to be a different person.
>>698500000
fukken check'd !
>>698491822
last one cheated on me and fucked me up, not ready to date so i just have a friends with beni instead
Because im gay and have a boyfriend.
Girls are fucking gross. Even if they are hot as hell, they have the most annoying personalities. Not even worth. Its like volunteering for a better way to get off but on Very Hard mode.
They sound like nonstop toy squeakers.
Fuck those cunts.
If any of you are questioning your sexuality, date a woman for a week and you will find yourself coming out of the closet a few days later
Because I am a tranny, and I don't really have much interest in girls.
>>698503158
Good point, i guess.
I'm asexual and can't form meaningful attachments to anyone
Because bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>698491822
im a weirdo
>>698491822
Cus DICK
>>698504128
I understand that it's stressful, especially when you are emotionally invested in a positive outcome. The fear of rejection is what gets me too. However, you shouldn't pretend to be someone you're not. You CAN change aspects of your personality if you actually want to change them, but don't do it because you think it's what some other person would want. Do it because you identify some character flaw in yourself.
Had bad breakup with previous GF about 3-4 years ago. Can't form attachments and see people as friend or foe and judge their quality based on loyalty + usefulness.
>>698504548
me2
>>698504650
This is literally a mental illness and you should see a psychologist.
>>698491822
I don't have a gf cause I got a wife fagatron.
>>698504754
No money. What is the name of the illness?
>>698504754
>literally
What mental illness is that, faggot. Bad experience =\= mental illness.0
>>698491822
Because girls are fagets.
>>698504963
That's what I thought lol. Had a bad time and it left some marks. I figured it would either go away with time or I would just keep living this way and be fine with it.
>>698491985
SUCC
>>698504940
Borderline personality disorder
>>698504963
Yes, literally, you faggot.
>>698504648
I am lately more afraid of succes than rejection, TBH. Nvm, going offline. Thanks for your input, it was nice of you.
>>698505214
I don't view others as all good or all bad. The only symptom of that would be forming an intense relationship too quickly and dissolving it because of a perceived slight. Aside from that I don't see it. Unless there are other symptoms the article I found didn't state
>>698505214
If it were borderline wouldn't he be obsessively controlling and attached?
>>698505653
Dude, don't let /b/ diagnose you. Yes something is up, but better go for a professional.
>>698491822
Because I wasted a year and a half with a bitch and seven months was her living with me. It was the worst time ever.
Pros:
>Sex. A lot.
>Someone there for you.
>Constant reminder you're not so bad cause she obviously sees something in you
>Able to be there for someone else
Cons:
You have an annoying fucking lunatic that is fed with estrogen that constantly wants to be your higher power. Rarely does she care about your agenda but much rather focus on the 'our' agenda or her agenda. You also notice that once things get serious how limited you are due to emotional attachment. Once the honeymoon period wears off and you want to try doing some things you do while single, you quickly figure out you set a high standard during the initiating stages, possibly to secure her dependence on you, giving you relational confidence. When you finally realize your mistake, you realize you given up a great deal for this thing that your own hand could have done for you.
Fuck women. Never again with relationships.
Never let them stay more than two consecutive nights, never talk about kids, never talk about politics, never be too nice.
>>698491822
I'm a faggot
>>698505750
Not letting /b/ diagnose me. I am self diagnosing (I know just as bad). I take symptoms I have and compare them to disorders, then I weed out the ones that don't fit.
i work nights, my schedule is incompatible with normies and there is no social scene whatsoever for third shifters
>>698506109
I feel ya. I work early mornings so im usually asleep mid afternoon.
>>698506063
That's fair, just be careful okay? I am trying to think of what could be a possibility, but it's not coming to me. It sounds like avoidant disorders, but my knowledge is limited. Like Schizoid? You know?
>>698491822
Women are parasites, so I hate them.
>>698491822
no time now
>>698506279
Im usually up all morning and asleep afternoons/evenings.
I guess i could go for one of those nympho night shift nurses that Ive seen documentaries about but have no idea where they hang out after work
I do, and I very much want to end the relationship and go back to being single, she isn't the right person for me
>>698491822
Broke up with past few girls for being a pain in the ass or them not being able to control their emotions.
More enjoyable to just sleep with a chick few times a month and not deal with all the other bullshit
I am socially awkward
Working on it. Me and the wife will start looking more seriously after we move.
>>698491822
Because my wife probably wouldn't appreciate her.
have one and she is mad cuz i dont bring her to meet my friends
>>698506890
Documentaries~pornos.
>>698507172
Same. + Fucked teeth loosing hair and I have autism
>>698507483
Huehuehue my thoughts exactly
>>698507433
gold star for you
>>698495150
wow posting on 4chan about suicide for attention
seriously just start improving all your retardedness, awareness is the main thing if you're aware of your problem you can go about solving it
>tl;dr do it you fucking attention seeking fuckboy
I have autism and I'm biscum so I always end up finding a bf first.
Pic related
because I would end up in jail...
>>698500000
this is your dream come true
>>698496690
Women who are attracted to me are ugly hambeasts and I'm not even remotely fat. No thanks
Because I'm ugly and shy
>>698507777
QUADS!
What's your standards like? Too high?
>>698507777
Shieeeeetttt the quads of truth
>>698507743
I don't even get that
>>698491822
>10 seconds
Because I;m a terrible person who shouldn't have anyone in her life
Because I am mentally ill and would rather focus on school. I already had my fair share for now.
I am only attracted to anime girls. Sad but true
If I roll dubs I am going to shower and sleep.
>>698508044
It's okay it's natural selection :)
>>698491969
>I´m a weirdo
what the hell are you doing here?
[spoiler]you don´t belong here[/spoiler]
>>698507870
whats to get? i too am afflicted with this terrible condition. slightly above average in looks yet the only bitches that approach me are either fat, niggers, or both. none of which will get my dick hard
>>698507975
Why?
>>698508044
I take you are also attracted to MLP?
>kys
>>698507965
Where did they get that real life VLC logo?
I had a messed up school life. 6th grade a classmate saw me pop a boner, I'm "above average".
This pretty much ended any normal social life in school, it didn't recover until I got out of college.
It meant that girls hit on me, people stared, slut-shamed my girls, and jealous classmates always cockblocked or messed up my relationships.
By high-school I would insult anyone trying to get close to me, just to stay out of the social drama.
One particular problem in high-school was an obsessed short girl would hug me anytime she got close enough... she caught me on the stairs once and vigorously rubbed her face on my groin... I was the one called into the counselor's office for "sexual harassment".
I finally had a talk with her, told her that I would never date her because I didn't want short children. She ran off crying and I got another trip to the counselor's office.
Having a big dick is more teenage soap opera drama than it is sex.
Can't have a normal relationship because I've developed so many 'Complexes' from this that in my 40's I still have dread, panic attacks, and spontaneous depression involving anything about intimate relationships.
Broke up with her about 3 months ago.
I'm enjoying being single again.
>>698508138
I'm a murderer, out of jail for 7 months now, feel like I should still be there, might eventually get myself sent back to keep off the streets and away from others
>>698508264
its a traffic cone stupid
>>698508316
Married.
>>698502724
You're going to be just fine, Anon.
>>698494732
i feel you /b/ro
>>698508316
Story?
>>698508275
Nigga pleeze.
>>698508345
It's okay to have autism. I do too. :-)
>>698492205
>>698505133
BUT WAS SHE THICC
>I'm 50.
>I have skin lesions on my face.
>I'm not much to look at, aside from aforementioned lesions.
>I'm a registered sex offender (crime was 22 years ago)
HAHA BRO JUST GO OUTSIDE AND SOCIALIZE HAHA ITS EASY haha ha
>>698492078
That is no excuse. Go stick your gay dick into a fertile, heterosexual females uterus. Then 9 months later when she excretes your half-gay offspring you'll potentially have an infant boy that you can have incestuous gay sex with. Isn't that what all you homos are all about?
Now go, get to it.
>>698508878
My ex wouldn't play anything with me, not even casual shit like Mario Kart. Even that was too challenging for him because he'd stagnated for so long. But he still jerked off to hundreds of videos whinging about Anita Sarkeesians few dozen videos.
>>698508563
Story isn't all that great, one of my friends had a very abusive bf who was into some bad stuff, was always threatening to kill her if she ever left him I never had anything going for me in my life so I ended up trading it for hers, dated the guy for a while then killed him in his sleep
>>698508991
W O W
but do you shop at walmart?
>>698492078
faggot
I dont go anywhere outside my house hardly. I don't speak to women really. I dont have a job I can count on. I'm still living at home. I'm waiting for other things to come together. I don't feel like I'm enough. I continue to waste my time with little to show for it. I'm just a fuck up that can't stop even when I know it and its not been long enough when i do to get somewhere
Because i'm too picky. Had ample oppurtinities with sluts, but always passed because it makes me feel like im lowering myself. Also im pretty sure i can't feel romantic love, only lust. Either that or the right person hasn't come along yet.
Plus, i don't really want to settle down. I have my own goals to achieve before i do that.
>>698492952
How do you afford that?
>>698509260
No.
>>698509403
Why? It has the lowest prices every day. They're literally falling before your very eyes.
>>698491822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rWunrNejmA
>>698492078
you don't need to add male there, all gays are male
Am shy
>>698491822
Not compatible with wife.
I'm a gigantic faggot
check my dubs
>>698510000
not dubs faggot
>>698510000
both pairs? Checked and checked
>>698510000
QUADS
>>698510000
Faggot
>>698510000
two of them. most impressive
>>698509586
Not to be an "hur hur ' Murican", but I do like buying USA and about the only thing in WalMart aside from food that's Made in USA is socks and underwear. So, I buy those there.
I don't like distractions from my video games or just distractions in general. I get fucking pissed when some girl expects me to stop playing and talk to her about "us". relationships (at least all the ones I've had) are too mentally draining and are very confusing I never know how to act. I have to be fake as shit to actually have a relationship because I only care about my own happiness and goals idc about a partners problems... I just like sex I guess but hell even that's overrated. I'm not a stupid desperate pathetic beta.
Because if my wife found out she'd kill me.
>>698510091
>only thing in WalMart aside from food that's Made in USA
if you want to believe that then enjoy your socks, underwear and sheetrock flavored ramen
>>698510000
how can you not have gf with quads like that?
>>698510091
Good enough for me! It's good to support the US.
I'm waiting for the girl I'm fucking to become single.
>>698510155
I'm in the same boat anon.
>>698510358
thats retarded, anon. if shell cheat with you then shell cheat on you.
just keep fucking her until someone worthwhile comes along and lets you fuck them instead
cuz im a pathetic loser
easy
>>698491822 high maintenance
>>698491822
'Cause I'm a /b/tard
Because I'm indoors 99.99% of the time.
>>698491822
I do have a gf tho... what am I supposed to do...?
Oh, nice dubs OP
My only interacts with others are from being at work, grocery, and when I volunteer. I don't see why you would approach someone if you didn't need something from them that they couldn't sell you (and prostitution is illegal here and highly policed)
I live in a small town and nobody on tinder or OkCupid is attractive.
I like being outdoors hiking but all hiking groups on Meetup are on Saturday, my only day off is Monday.
I exercise indoors by myself because it's a waste of time, money, and gas to drive to a gym just to spend 2/3 hours and then drive back home defeated after seeing everyone else be successfully social.
If I try striking up conversation it's all or nothing, meaning small talk or deep conversation. So I either approach you as a stranger or I've had to have known you for years and be very close.
I'm too intense if I'm allowed to be in my thoughts, so I desperately want things to keep me occupied and happy but I'm only off Monday and nobody else is available so I just do things myself.
I'm not religious and I live in a town with more churches than Seattle has Starbucks. All the available women want country rednecks and I don't find them attractive. I also fucking hate southerners in general.
Tfw I've literally disappeared for days hiking and camping up fucking mountains and only get 3 likes on facebook
>>698497361
Best advice I can give is go for the quite ones, gain their confidence and trust, and watch them turn into fithy cumsluts before your eyes
It's always the quite ones, believe me boys
>>698491822
I don't go out much. Actually, almost never.
>>698511275
>I've literally disappeared for days hiking and camping up fucking mountains and only get 3 likes on facebook
The hiking sounds fun, keep doing it. Also facebook likes are not a metric for human worth.
While some braindead bimbo is getting 100 likes on FB for a prosaic bathroom selfie, you're out in nature, keeping fit
>>698511275
>>698512076
Problem is I'm absolutely desperate for affection
>>698512376
Same with me, but whenever I get it, it starts to annoy me. it's a vicious cycle
Because i am shy af..
>>698492548
Your weight is restricting dick size, youre probably above average without a massive fuckin gut
I'm gay and i have a bf
im fat and gay, anon, fat and gay
bump
>>698491822
I don't like myself and don't want to exist anymore. It's impossible to find a woman that would love me or care for me.
I just want to die. Someone please kill me.
>>698491822
Many of the people and influences in my life have led me to believe that living with a women is incredibly difficult.
bad experiences and negative opinions have created a negative view of being in a relationship.
Because masturbation has turned turned me almost fully beta.
>>698491822
cuz of these dubs
>>698516204
i mean these my bad
>>698491822
I'm about to move out of state so no point in looking
Broke up a couple months ago, not ready for something new yet
Because i'm not a fucking cuck which is what girls expect you to be in 2016.
I don't have time
