Fluffy thread
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Fluffy thread
>>698488255
Mods are niggers edition.
>>698488255
stop being a fag and go to fluffybooru or something
>>698488665
Nigger.
The story of Millie
Bump
autism at its finest
>>698489694
>>698490118
>>698490472
I LOVE this one. Please continue.
All I have sorry
>>698490807
What would you do if the Smarty green tailed one tried to give you sorry poopies?
>>698492372
I love this image so much..
>>698492372
Rip its horn off and shove it up its ass
Anyone lurking?
All alone...
>>698492545
There's always someone, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vQg9mt5wc4
>>698492372
I'd take a shit on it first
So worth the read. This would be the best job ever.
This is what happens when you shit on Farmer McGreggors Wheat...
recaptcha made me select the sketties kek
What the fuck is this stupid shit?
inb4 the blue shit get cucked.
>>698493372
Yes fucking best it to death!
For real though. Do we all have mental illness? How many of you love this shit but own animals that you adore and would never harm?
Who is this for? What is the point of this???
>>698494247
This may help you.
>>698493793
It's bliss. Stupid ungrateful parasitic vermin being tortured and exterminated. Fluffy ponies are essentially cockroaches that can talk
>>698494191
My cocker spaniel is literally splayed out next to me in bed. He lives a comfortable, happy life. There are only about a dozen other *human beings* on this planet that I would save before him in the event of a catastrophic habbening.
For me, fluffies provide an interesting fictitious catharsis. There's no deeper meaning.
>>698494593
What does that even mean
>>698494539
Awesome, I'm not the only one :)
>>698494694
ANAL RAPE
>>698494694
Fuck knows but that thing and some razor blades and acid would be fun.
>>698492457
Are they sea/land fluff hybrids?
I prefer the comics and stories
That's it for me now, off to the job centre I go. Have fun you sick fucks!
>>698494539
Same. If they were real I would probably never be able to even hurt them. It's just a fantasy thing.
>>698495074
The rarest of Pepe's
>>698494907
Fuck knows but I love that image.
They look so pethetic.
>>698495122
I would have a pet one, that I loved, and I train him to be loyal and to hate all other fluffies, then me and would torture all others, and if we met smarties we would give them the worst torture ever
>>698494764
Nah, I mean some people get a crisis of conscience about these things but I don't really take it that seriously.
But the internal conflict is real. From the author of this one:
> I dont really feel proud of making these things, I have been addicted to fluffies for a month now, and I feel there's something wrong with me, I dont like animal gore, I fucking hate it, I love my cats, and I feel bad whenever I see something bad happening to some animal in videos or real life.
I feel so puzzeled about this situation.
I feel the same way. I DESPISE animal abuse IRL. It's to the point where I can calmly eat a meal while watching a reckt thread but immediately will click out when I see shoveldog or some other similar shit. But fluffies are different. I don't know why but I don't kill myself worrying about it.
Life's too short, a truism to which fluffies can attest. :)
>>698495372
They had a story about a guy who trained a team to do just that
>>698495473
I'd love to read it, I'd raise the guy from a baby, and id probably use something to burn one of his eyes, and give him an eyepatch, then carry him on my shoulder like 24/7
>>698495685
> Bawbawossa am gud fwuffy. Daddy nu name Bawbawossa aftew gay johnnie depp movie. Daddy name Bawbawossa aftew bwoodthiwsty piwate. Now wick bawbawossa's poopie pwace and no no stick dummy fwuffy.
>>698496024
I would name him Gregory, not bawbossa
>>698496024
> We wape, we piwwage, we woot, we buwn. Hey up, me fwuffies, yo ho!
>>698495390
It's a huge stress relief. For me I see all the bad in humanity in fluffies. Their appearance is only a deception to the most awful things imaginable. Incest rape infanticide are all the abhorrent things that are deserving of death, and the shitrats fucking accel them. When I see a smarty get smashed or some stupid whore mother die in karmic retribution for starving her babies, I like to imagine the same thing happening to a human guilty of the same shit
>>698496256
I meant what I said earlier. For me, it doesn't need a reason, it doesn't need a justification. "Fuck you, that's why" is the only point that it requires for me personally.
From where I'm sitting, there seems to be a lot of suffering in this world for "hoomins" that is completely deserved, completed undeserved, or some level of deservedness in between. I don't think there is much rhyme or reason to its allocation IRL, so why should it in the world of fluffy pony?
>>698496201
This has now become my own personal headcannon.
>>698494447
Hellgremlins are for casuals who can't deal with the real fandom. It's a stagnated easy-mode spinoff that will never grasp the true point of fluffies: the destruction of something too pure and innocent for this world.
Well done fluffy stuff is that which *should* by all common sense make you feel sad for them, but leaves you wondering why it makes you feel so wonderful instead.
>>698494694
>>698494367
I've noticed ifunny watermarks on a few fluffy comments. Do people really get content from there? Does that site actually have a fluffy community?
>me and Greg would be kind to the neighbors, I'd work at a non kill fluffy shelter, and take all those that aren't adopted by the end of the home to "care for". No one would know the truth
>>698496597
Because the comics and stories present the punishments in a way that are completely satisfying. Rekt threads are 99% accidental deaths. I don't want that shit and I don't care about the videos with 3rd world shitskins performing public shit either
Poopie justice
>>698496616
I'm not saying I've never felt for a hug box story. And don't kid yourself faggo everyone's here for the abuse, and are entitled to their reasons why. So take your haughty opinion and fuck yourself with it
>>698497358
The neighbors would love us and have me Greg at barbecues, I'd say he hurt his as a young mare( which would be true) and they would never know that in the basement was a fluffy torture chamber! Oh the fun me and Greg would have, killing and torturing, forcing mothers to watch their kids starve to death, fluffie centipede a few smarties together, we'd even break a few to go out and gather other "supplies" of herds for us
>>698497975
His eye, he hurt his eye as young mare is what I meant
>>698493793
>>698494247
Canon fluffies in a nutshell. It's not that we hate them - it's that hurting them gives peculiar feels like nothing else in the world. With fluffies *you* can be an evil god, taking and giving with impunity as the innocent fluffies cannot even comprehend how or why someone could do something like that. There's a reason "Because fuck you!" is such a memetic answer for a fluffy asking why it's being abused; it's because they have no rights and no way to stop it, so a human doesn't NEED a reason or explanation.
>>698494191
I absolutely hate animal abuse in real life, and own a cat.
>>698497329
after the wolfram and abusesir purge I went looking for backups and they were almost all on ifunny. It's fuckin surreal
I really want someone to make a comic of me and Greg now, does anyone know who I'd talk to make this happen
OP here
I think we need another thread
>>698498717
No. Get the fuck outta here with your self-insert fanfiction shit.
>>698498909
Hey fuck you it would be cool and people would love it
>>698498997
Then post it on your DeviantArt so you and all your autistic friends read it. Fucking idiot.
>>698497901
Why do all hellgremlin-fans expect canon fluffies to be hugbox? Can't you comprehend the innocent fluffies suffering, or is it an intentional logical fallacy to make hellgrelmins seem like the only abuse fandom?
Someone pointed out that hellgremlin fans are closeted hugboxers who feel sad about innocent fluffies being hurt. Sounds like truth to me.
NEW FLUFFY THREAD HAS BEEN MADE
>>698498875
We're far from the bumplimit. Are you thinking of new threads for different sub-fandoms or what?
post link
>>698499169
>someone pointed out
>I can't form my own opinions, I need someone else's
>>698499435
How?
>>698499496
FUCKING JUSTICE
Also, nice singles
>>698499528
I have just called you casuals in the past. The closet-hugboxer part was a new insight for me.
>>698499496
>do you bleed?
>you will.
>>698499789
I dunno brah seems like you're the casual. I bet you don't even like jellenheimers
>>698499929
>I bet you don't even like jellenheimers
*facepalm*
Jellenheimers are an easter egg, if you know their history. As for who's the casual, I'd say needing a moral blank check by making fluffies into soulless punching bags that spew encouraging reasons to abuse them is way more casual than enjoying the canon fluffies. Literally the only emotion hellgremlins can provoke is hatred, and it's so fucking easy to hate things that it would be harder *not* to abuse them!
>>698500585
You're getting way too pissed about how someone enjoys cartoon ponies getting killed.
>>698499680
copy paste the link
>>698500779
If someone promoted your favorite bar as a "huge gay gathering for people who love cocks", you'd be likewise pissed. The hellgemlin fandom is the complete opposite of original fandom, and it's driving canon fluffy fans away in disgust. Hell, they pretty much KILLED the fandom when the first wave of their shit hit the booru!
>>698500816
I deleted it though
>>698501196
then fuck nvm
>>698500807
I've been a fan of these threads for some time now, but every now and then I see one of these images and imagine what it would look like through the eyes of someone who has never seen any of this before and would have no frame of reference for the image, and I burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter.
>>698501279
Do we really need a new one anyway?
>>698501117
Again getting too mad about shit that doesn't matter
>>698501449
tbh i don't think we do but you said you made a new one i thought you were going to keep it up
I'll make a new new one I guess
Here you fuckers go
>>698502087
Y'all happy now?
>>698502192
Why? We aren't even close to image limit. Out newfag.
OUT OUT OUT
>>698502383
Yeah no fuck you everyone was saying we need new thread so I made new thread so why don't YOU FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF FILTH WHY DONT YOU GO KILL YOURSELF THAT WAY YOU CAN FINALLY DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE IN YOUR ENTIRE MISERABLE LIFE YOU SHITHEAD
>>698502383
Lets sage it
>>698502591
Trying too hard kiddo
>>698502591
LOL EPIC PRETEND RAGE, DUDE. YOU SHOWED HIM, I BET HE'S CRYING IRL NOW. DUDE WHAT AN IRONIC BURN.
Seriously though lurk moar or leave. Zero reason for a new thread, that would have been apparent to you if you weren't ignorant as fuck.
>>698502605
moar
>>698501632
Fluffies matter to me. There is no other place or fandom in the world for the feelings you get from them. It's a biopunk dystopia of living toys designed for happy life and getting the reality instead, a world where humans are the elder gods to a new naive race living at their feet.
If you don't care about fluffies, doesn't that mean your words have even *less* weight when it comes to fluffy matters? After all, the cesspit of perpetually shitting hellgremlins seems to be the only thing thing you've even gotten into.
>>698502897
I was told new thread was needed, I'm new to 4chan so I made a new thread, I didn't know there was no real need for one
anyone have the second half of this one?
>>698503045
Not the anon who posted the first one, but I have part 2
>>698503055
Yeah I like the stories and the pictures. I get that good fluffies get killed. But your heyday for this shit was 4 years ago. Be grateful people are taking interest in it again.
Dance bitch dance
>>698501641
Those plugs are Grif and Simmons.
>>698505182
ILL BE BACK
>>698505106
>>698505136
>>698505182
These were just posted in your thread you mad?
>>698505358
Case in point.
>>698489694
What the fuck, I don't get it.
What does sage mean?
>>698505834
It's sadism.
Please what does sage mean?
>>698506245
In order to explain it you'll have to gather some parsley, Rosemary, and thyme.
Ok got it, why do I need these though
>>698493941
Has PETN finished this strip yet?
>tfw fluffies will never again act like children's toys
This tread is gonna die soon
>>698503716
>The fandom was dead after we killed it, be grateful that we smear shit on its corpse
This is why the great old days will never return.
