ITT We all work in the pentagon IF somebody gets 9/11 9/11 will happen but we work until then
Did y'all hear about the WTC blowing up?
Today's my birthday
>>698431178
Well happy birthday bob you faggot how long until you kill yourself?
>>698430990
Hey Joe did you get that file on Jason Bourne I sent you?
>>698430990
funny how mr Rumsfeld said yesterday that trillions of dollars were unaccounted for. now , it's up to this office to get to the truth with an audit. what could go wrong?
>>698431272
Yeah I did, thanks for the dick pics too
Anyone see roger I think he's escaped
>>698431294
yeah, I saw that on the news. it went like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVpSBUgbxBU
>>698431467
you mean the alien from Mexico?
>>698431453
Joe! That wasn't me! This is the third time you've accused me of sending you dick pics! My wife is getting concerned!
So hows life you guys ?
Id hate if I died today !
Aloha Snackbar
>>698431620
She should be concerned about you sending dick pics to everyone!
>>698431610
Yea that guys a dick
Bye
>>698431764
Oh great! the snackbar is installed guys! what a day to be alive!
>>698431559
yeah, think i'll go stare at the lawn out this window and ponder what our boss said yesterday. waw! isn't the lawn beautiful and pristine?!
K
>>698431151
Yeah. I've been thinking about an evacuation. We might have a plane by this one too.
Where's Monica when you need her?
>>698431881
You leave you're fired
Anon here. Working on the case where Trillions of dollars cant be accounted for according to rumsfield.
So who's hiding Hillary's server today?
>>698431794
That's it guys, after today I quit. I don't get taken seriously around here, my marriage is in shambles, and I can't find 2.3 Million dollars! I just wish I could die right now!
Hey guys, what do we do about these radical islamists that Saudi Arabia is training?
>>698431995
I'm okay if i get fired at this point fuck this
>>698432038
I think it's some russian guy
So... How do we go about selling guns to the Iranians?
WITNESS ME
I'm gonna go grab something to eat. You guys want anything?
>>698432016
Forget about that, we have more important shit to do, like planning the invasion of Iran.
>>698432121
give them more weapons to train with
Hey, did you guys read about those plans to destroy the twin towers? It`s crazy stuff
>>698432070
Hey man im sorry if love me, how about we go digging in the front yard looking for the trillions while drinking some cold beers?
>>698432243
Th fuck is bill doing?
>>698432121
have the same amount of concern for betty boop because she equally exists?
>>698432328
jhonson, i think that is called an albino pepe, my son was talking about one of thoes
>>698431644
I am so excited, my wife is due tommorow! I can't wait to be a dad.
Last files to go over today and I get a day off tomorrow, the big day.
So we gonna invade someone or nah?
>>698432258
Or how about we leave the middle east alone?
who took my fucking snack'ems?
>>698432328
Oh shit I think he`s off his meds
>>698432441
Is it rare?
im gay gay gay i like long big cock i am supa supa gay i like loong big cock
>>698432474
Your fired
>>698432070
>MEMES
>>698432474
Are you insane? We need to keep Israel safe.
I'm getting tired of so long without a real war. It's just pussy air wars like Kosovo. Should we invade Iran?
>>698432541
i'd have to go home and ask my son
Hmm you guys know the WTC blew up
>>698432476
Those are yours? Why the fuck did you leave them in your desk?
>>698432542
Yes sir mr secretary
>>698432477
Can someone go grab them?
>>698432542
You are fired gays aren't allowed in military op. Don't ask don't tell
>>698432121
Continue funding them. I'm going to pick up lunch. Brb...
>>698432474
Get out hippie
>>698432693
On it, boss!
So did you hear about the coup in texas today? I hear they have some supporters working here
>Mems
>>698432720
>>698432258
Alright, I'll put it in the budget proposal with the rest of the Freedom Fighters we're funding.
>>698432626
Let's wait until after work?
My wife's at the twin towers.
She'll be home tonight
>>698432727
>Moist nugget
Guys we seem to be missing files on the man cheetah
We should nuke someone
>>698432747
I'm not the damn boss, Rick is
>>698432675
>>698432702
fuck you niggers im going to jack a plane
sir! there have been reports of 4 planes being hijacked, should we move the bin-ladnes to an area so they won't be mobbed?
i really enjoy working in the government working on secret stuff
>>698432910
Off by one
>>698432910
O shit
Jane from downstairs wanted to know if you guys had those files that were supposed to be sent over yet. Also fuck off Joe
hi im an intern
>>698432847
>Freedom Fighters
>>698432910
Close call
Alright guys, I just got us some nuclear sub we can use for the next 3 days. ROAD TRIP BITCHES
>>698432934
I agree. North Korea?
>>698432887
You making some kind of threat against an employee of the pentagon, son?
>>698432934
*again
>>698433013
Danny you're just the janitor!
>>698433056
fuck you, get me coffee
>>698432972
Good thinking, Jeff. Ground all airplanes except Bin-Laden's.
>>698433097
stop making up places again james!
HAS ANYONE SEEN RONDA!?!?!?!
>>698433094
Now Jim, How the fuck will we use a sub on the road ?
>>698433097
To easy, how about Moskau?
>>698433056
Where is my coffee? I want it right this time..
>>698433179
what about the presidents?
>>698433211
RONDA ISNT REAL
THE MAN CHEETAH IS LOOSE! we're fucked without dat boi!
>>698433124
how the fuck else is he gonna leave? the fucking window?
>>698433214
Fucking two Cargobobs
>>698433147
i just want to be cool like you guys
>>698433214
Stick tires onto it
>>698433097
We need some excuse maybe a terrorist attack?
>>698433275
He got the bunker.
>>698433426
good point!
>>698433275
ok, I hearby declare myself not grounded, you absolute cunting retard flap jib lop fop.
>>698433426
Who is protecting him in the bunker?
>>698433154
>>698433263
yes sir sorry sir
>>698433540
Kevin
>>698433540
Concrete walls
>>698433360
>Cargobobs
>>698433540
the bin-ladens
>>698433555
Good thing we aren't in the twin towers
>>698433540
secret service, of course. like they always do. besides, a plane cant damage the bunker.
>>698433911 Wat?
I wish a plane would just hit the financial wing
>>698433676
nice try james, your pranks are getting better
I heard North Korea declared war on us last week.
Does this mean we finally get to go fucking apeshit?
It's been a LOOOONG time since we had someone stupid enough to actually start the fight.
>>698433555
>mfw an intern causes 9/11
i dont actually have a face someone please provide me one
OH SHIT IT'S THE FUCKING ARABS
Goodbye -Hitlery Cliton
>>698433787
STOP MAKING UP PLACES!
>>698433663
dat fuel could doh, braaaah
>>698433854
back at it again with the 9/11
I'm gonna go take a dump in financial wing bathrooms. Can someone watch these nuclear codes while I'm gone?
It was the jews all along!!!
>>698430990
FML if I have to come into this shit hole one more day.
>>698433753
That already happend 5 times and were still not getting money
Hey guys, I brought some food
Guys Obama is coming here today for inspection, tell Kim to get off her knees today and act like she's working
Don't mind me, just clearing up some expense reports.
>>698433640
i now right!
i hope a plane isn't trying to the white house sir...
I think if we go by 911 another time it's safe to assume it won't happen
So got any plans after work Mike?
>>698434020
She is working ;)
>>698434011
nice derric!
>>698433903
I'll watch them for you
>>698433903
Just do it like everyone else, write them on a sticky note and stick it to the bottom of your desk
I wonder what a plane would look like if it landed here
>>698434120
No worries John, just doughnuts
>>698433845
here sir!
i hope you like it...
>>698434141
Nah I'll just leave them on the screen and ready to launch.
>>698434115
She's doing one of her cam shows in the yard again?
I think i've only seen 35 people in the office today, why are so many people missing? is there a bomb drill or something?
We got a code yellow boys, a thirteen year old just made a joke about terrorism on the internet. I want four of your top cyber spies monitoring all of his social media accounts on the double. We can't be too careful!
>>698434312
Anything to get more funding
>>698434314
I think its because everyone else got invited to the FBI's party
this coffee's great !
>>698434381
we should create a governmanet wing to do this sort of shit
>>698434298
I gifted mine to my wife on her last birthday!
>>698430990
can i fly the plane?
>>698433593
oh thank god; i can rest easy now that i know kevin's on the job. He never fucks up.
>>698433872
But the fuel would burn up when the plane hits the ground and explodes.
And the bunker is bio/chem resistant, so a little liquid wont do shit.
>>698434479
Hope you didnt get it from Eric's office, he cums into the coffee maker
Can someone email me the nuclear launch codes? They're for a um project
>>698434524
What plane?
>>698434560
Kevin is a great guy isn't he?
>>698434524
you holding out information again?
>>698434515
I Have a plan, lets just tell edward were monitoring everyone so they panic, could be fun
>>698434641
Why does Eric have the coffee machine in his office? They're supposed to be in the break room and cafeteria only!
>>698434672
you are a quick learner, son
Whats that in the sky?
Have the new test subjects arrived yet?
The last ones didn't make it.
>>698434298
I'm back from the restrooms. Pic related
>>698434787
that stupid little intern would probably make a whole ordeal about it, lets do it!
>>698434787
he found the files it's too late
Wasn't me I swear
>>698434479
thank you sir!
i hope a plane dosnt hit the white house... that would be terrible!
>>698434826
He brought it from home so I just allowed it!
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY STAPLER?
>>698434868
Yes, best russian quality!
to everybody, i wouldn't use the toilet right now... i just took a huge shit!
>>698434651
12346
>>698434868
Didnt you get the memo? We shut the program down and moved the resources to Montauk
>>698435003
Think that Lisa has it, you should ask her
>>698435147
nah lisa doesn't have it, i saw joe use it tho
>>698435147
Lisa is under my desk, um, picking up the staples
>>698435147
She told me something about how she likes the danger
>>698435147
god damn, If she's fucking that again i'll staple her ass shut
>>698435236
Fucking joe's off his meds
WHO HID MY FUCKING COCAINE?!?
>>698435236
Did he stuff it up his rectrum again?
>>698434993
Oh, alright then.
>>698435236
>>698435319
>>698435340
Joe gave it to Kent just as moment ago.
>>698435003
ive got it here sir!
Hey guys, I'm the new stagiaire.
>>698435332
Eric Clapton
>>698435332
that guy from wallstreet came by earlier....
>>698435340
If she did i'll staple that thing shut
Guys i lost a truckload "confiscated" cocain, can someone help me searching?
Hey guys, people are in the yard playing Pokemon Go again..
>>698435573
YES
>>698435412
Kent left to go home. He was scared about New York.
>>698435457
He looked like that guy from titanic
>>698435332
Cocaine?
....so that bag by the coffee maker wasn't powdered sugar? I just thought we ran out of normal sugar......
>>698435615
what are you on about jake?
>>698435615
Do we still got the new grenade launcher from darpa?
>>698435573
eric fucking clapton....
did we died yet?
Okay get back to work faggots, wouldn't want our boss to fly a plane into our department for not fulfilling our quotas
>>698435573
Sure, I'm burning cartel weed in the back. Need extra security
>>698435661
fuck, that means no one is off their meds.
(OP HERE) Next 91 and it'll happen
>>698435705
Yeah I think we do
anybody go to osama bin ladens birthday bash on the 3rd floor conferance room? the cake was to die for
TAKBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR
>>698435786
fuck off faggot we're doing this properly
boom mother fukers
>>698435786
I'm gonna go take my lunch break
>>698435772
eric
mcfucking
clapton
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>698435871
Should we test it on the Pokemon Go Players in the Yard?
>>698435883
OOC, it wouldn't be a bad idea
>>698435942
Enjoy your food faggot, KFC Is also a pokestop if you wanna drive me there
>>698435973
oh fuck its one of thoes muslems get him *fires gun*
>>698435883
hey dont talk to the boss like that!
>>698435977
Hell yeah man, let's do this shit!
>>698435105
This is why I went to the financial wing to do mine...
Somethings coming, I can feel it. Better turn up the terror level a notch. Someone alert Fox news.
>>698436112
NON LEATHAL SHOTS, we wanna have some fun with them
>>698436120
Im just trying to be productive!
>>698436062
I was going to Popeyes
>>698435977
yes sir!
burn'em to hell!
>>698436252
Nah lets go to KFC
>>698436243
you know my lenny, no leathal only ;)
>>698431151
Yeah I know right I heard a 9999 airliner hit and then a 111 jet hit, crazy man. Good thing we'll be safe here though, none would think to attack the Pentagon.
1 day before retirement !
>>698436276
shall we get the napalm?
>>698436276
Jeff how many times did we told you shooting someone with acid is not called burning
>>698436392
Holy shit
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united States of America
>>698436352
Fuck you I need my Louisiana fast
>>698436399
Are you crazy!!! We cant burn our trees and grass again!
>>698436371
its also good how jet fuel can't melt steel beams... its not gonna fall over and give the new owner a massive insurance payout
>>698436392
Congratulations! What are the plans????
>>698436399
fuck yes sir!
>>698436489
It's always about you isnt it! Why cant it be once about me Steve!
>>698436539
it's good for the environment.
>>698436539
I'm sure it's fine. The lawn guys replaced the grass with that fake stuff. It would take jet fuel to burn it
>>698430990
Today's my first day with my new office, I'm really happy with the view. Hopefully I can keep this one clean. My last one was a complete mess. It was like an airplane crashed into it
Buggers
Look, we're in trouble you guys. If the terrorists don't attack soon, our funding will be cut.
Brainstorm time, what would be a good false flag target? I'm thinking Mall of America.
>>698436753
NEW OFFICE PARTY
Can someone sort out the servers reCAPTHCHA i think it's broken
>>698436749
Ah well very well, you may use napalm in the yard again
Where should i leave this?
>>698436876
seriously, how can i work like this!?
Hey Joe, congratulations! Marissa is finally pregnant I hear!
>>698436846
How about Sandy Hook again but this time it'll be one of us instead
>>698436883
But after the recent "acciedent" with napalm, DARPA made us new acid grenade launchers
>>698436981
With the mailman...
>>698436981
WHAT?!
>>698436981
How is that possible? I had a vasectomy years ago
