>Age
>Do you have a GF
>Last Time you had a GF
>Last time you had sex
>What are you doing to remedy this
>18
>No GF
>2 years
>2 years
>Going on omegle to talk to girls and going to anime cons to get some sweet weeaboo pussy.
22
No
2 months ago
2 months ago
Working a sales job 50+ hours a week to try and ignore the pain. I cry myself to sleep. I still miss her.
>>698425515
What's this?
22
No
Never
Never
Lose weight so I can be less unattractive
>>698425862
Losing Weight is a big part of attractivenss
>>698425378
>19
>No
>1.5yrs
>1.5yrs
>Nothing
>>698425378
18
no
never
never
Gonna start talking to girls cause I barely do and work out a little more often, but i'm black and unattractive so it probs won't do anything.
33
Yes
This morning
This morning
Still fucking my ex behind my gf back
>>698425378
28, been with same girl for 4.5 years. Had sex about 4 days ago. Been trying to bang for last couple days but she wasn't in mood. Will attempt later.
Feelsgoodman
>>698425378
Bitch on the right looks damn near identical to my ex.
Ex was fatter though.
Age
19
>Do you have a GF
No
>Last Time you had a GF
Never
>Last time you had sex
Fucked a whore a week ago
>What are you doing to remedy this
Nothing
>>698425378
>18
>yes
>relationship just about to hit 10 months
>Thursday
>seeing her Thursday again maybe. I'm moving so I'm going to be a bit busy this week
>>698427012
Nice
>>698425378
>>Age
23
>>Do you have a GF
no
>>Last Time you had a GF
1 year ago
>>Last time you had sex
2 weeks ago
>>What are you doing to remedy this
not giving a fuck I guess
>>698425378
>22
>no
>never
>never
nothing
25
No
4 years
3 months
Working full time, drugs, lots of porn.
>>698425378
>18
>Yes
>Right now
>Like a week and a half ago
>Visit her more often (long distance)
>18
>no
>never
>4/5 years ago
>nothing
22
Nope
A months or two
Friday
Remedy what? I'm just gonna assume it's the white supremacy capitalist imperialist patriarchy you're talking about in which case I'll smash it.
>>698425378
18
Yes
Now
Thursday last week
Having a gf is awesome, you fucking losers don't know what you're missing
>>698425378
35
Yes
Dating for a month
Last night
Can have it whenever I want. She's constantly horny. Pic related
>>698425378
23
I have a JP Fiance
About 3 weeks ago
About 3 weeks ago
Go visit her in Japan and reintroduce myself to her fam-bam as her fiance.
>>698428259
Fucking disgusting.
>>698425378
23
18
Never
Nothing
halp /b
>>698428450
I bet you're single bro lol
>>698428259
Gross.
>Age
33
>Do you have a GF
no
>Last Time you had a GF
high school
>Last time you had sex
last month
>What are you doing to remedy this
prostitutes
>33
>no GF
>no GF for 10 years
>3 or 4 weeks
>nothing, married the bitch
>>698428489
I am, forgot that part
>>698425378
30
No
Year ago
Two weeks ago
I don't really see a problem.
>22
>no
>2 years ago
>2 years ago
>absolutely nothing
>Age
18
>Do you have a GF
no
>Last Time you had a GF
never
>Last time you had sex
never
>What are you doing to remedy this
advice pls
23
lol committed relationships are just a manifestation of patriarchy and capitalism. grow the fuck up.
2011?
~7 hours ago
remedy what?
25
No
Never
Been looking for 13 years no luck. I have given up all hope in ever having one. So fuck them and fuck everyone that says you will find someone. You won't. Not everyone does. I sure as hell have not and probably never will.
>>698425378
>age
27
>last time you had a GF
I have one now, an asian.
>last time you had sex
this morning
>what are you doing to remedy this
no action needed
feels good, m8.
I also have 2 cars, 2 motorcycles, 110k in investments and 230k in cash and CDs
>>698425378
>19
>No GF
>Never
>Virgin Status: permanent
>Attending a engineering college to get them low self-esteem grills
>>698428884
oh, and a house AND an apartment.
>>698428808
>advice pls
just be yourself
>28
>no
>1 year ago
>this morning
>nothing
>>698425378
>23
>Yes
>Right now
>30th of june because gf live 500miles away
>She comes back to my house on friday. Also move to her town and find a job there.
>>698428884
230k? Wanna spot a /b/ro 1k and/or investment advice? I would be retired af if I were you.
>>698425378
>22
>fiancée
>4 years
>15 hours ago
>I don't know, probably tie her up and fuck her later.
>>698425666
Nice trips man, you have the devil's sympathy. How did it end ?
25
No
2 years ago
9 months ago
Not much I can do about it at the moment. Antidepressants have destroyed my sex drive to the point where I have no sexual desire at all.
>22
>never had
>2 months ago
>nothing. Too much effort to achieve low output
>>698426947
Well that is just sad
>>698428259
I think you misspelled "constantly hungry"
>>698429259
you don't make money by giving it away, bruh ;)
how old are you? My advice is to open a roth IRA and put as much into it as you're allowed every year. Make sure to contribute as much as you can to your 401k, if you can, every year. The maximum is 18k if you choose a ROTH 401k, which is what I recommend.
Also, open up a brokerage account and diversify with different types of investments. Choose SOLID companies with good dividends (and make sure to reinvest those dividends as new stocks). You can also play the day trader game but thats much harder. Keep on eye on your stocks every week
I took 50k and dumped it into a CD. after three years, it'll be worth about 54k or so. Not the greatest but something easy and relatively low risk.
>>698425378
>21
>nope
>never
>never
>nothing
What's the point, like for real?
>>698430007
23 now.
All pretty standard advice.
What are you doing for work? Everyone is always saying to put as much into a roth IRA as possible per year, but I'm an artist so I'm not making shiiit.
I think I'm pretty dedicated to living a life with less money and less choices. Like it would be cool to have 300k+ to my name but I also can save up 2k and hitchhike around europe for 6 months selling art.
I appreciate the advice though :-)
>>698429531
Why?
>>698425378
>35
>no
>never
>never
>nothing, don't give a damn about relationships.
>>698429842
>29
>no
>never
>never
>nothing
Wizard powers in 2 months
>33
>No
>Never
>Never
>Nothing
>23
>About a year
>Around Christmas, ex was in town
>Nothing. Don't want a girlfriend atm, barely have time for myself between college/work and I don't really do casual sex
>>698425378
>22
>No GF
>Never
>Never
>Killing myself
>>698425378
18
Yes
1 week.
1week.
We are in a ldr so we cant fuck all the time but we have Skype sex to make up for it until she moves in next year.>>698425378
>20
>No
>18
>Never
>Joining the Army.
My recruiter says I'll get fucked everyday!
>>698430969
Summon a succubus
>>698425378
27
Yes, Fiancee
Last had sex 3 months ago (her visa expired, going long distance)
Visa should be coming next week
I'm going to explode like a fucking fire extinguisher the first time we fuck again.
>>698428259
Something about her face just says, "I'm content with a 3" penis"
>all these "no, never, never, nothing"
why bother?
>>698425378
>25
>yes
>now
>this morning
>nothing
>>698425378
30
No
2 years ago
Yesterday
Nothing, I'm recently married.
>19
>no
>never
>virgin
>nothing, I already workout, talk to people just figuring out my options.
>>698425378
21
nah
oct 2014
3 weeks ago
going uni soon so ill get plenty of pussy then
i made an effort for 13 years. my friend is still pushing me to go and look but so far i have not had any girlfriend. I had sex with older women but i grew tired of just being a fuckbuddy
>>698425378
34
No
Three, four years ago?
Same
Nothing. 2D > 3D and so much easier
31
Negatory
About 8 years ago, not including flings.
About 8 years ago...
Eh, some, not much. Concentrating on life.
Pic unrelated.
>>698431627
Congratulations, /b/ro.
21
i don't know
5 years
4 hours ago
smoke weed
19
Nope
Never had one
5 days ago
Nothing
>>698431081
solid plan anon, wish more would take this kind of incentive.
>>698425378
>22
>yes
>-
>2 weeks ago
>>698425378
> 21
> No GF
> 21 years
> 17 of this mouth, 1 year
>18
>Just got together with my gf last week.
>My last relationship was about a year and a half ago
>Probably a couple of months before I dumped my ex.
>I don't wanna rush things with this girl, but sometimes we get a little wild while kissing, so I might be on sex's doorstep.
18
No
2 months ago
2 months ago
Running a guild in WoW
>>698430007
I'm 18 my emtor has been teaching me how to do investments for 2 years now. Best way to get money imo
>>698425378
23
Yes
Right now
Right now
Browse /r9k/ more
>>698425378
>Going on omegle to talk to girls
Seriously consider suicide.
1: There are no women on Omegle
2: No "woman" you ever meet on Omegle will ever fuck you
3: You shit up Omegle by using it as a cheapo titty bar
>>698425378
>29
>No
>2-3 years ago
>2 years ago
>Recently started trying to get /fit/
>>698425378
23
no
3 years ago
3 years ago
Nothing at the moment. I've been on a couple dates but I either lose interest or fuck them up.
19
no gf
10 months
two weeks ago
nothing
>>698425378
>20
>no
>no
>no
>no
>30
>No
>Never
>Never
>My power over the elements is unmatched
20
No GF
A week ago
Last night
I fucked a girl I met on Tinder
> 50
> Yes
> See above
> This morning
> Don't have to
>>698425378
>21
>no
>8 years ago
>4 months ago approx.
>inviting girls over to my place for drinks
>>698430899
its standard but it also works, man... and it is the best way to secure your retirement and jsut your future in general
I'm an airline pilot, so I have a 401k and shit and a good flow of cash. That's the most important part, but even as an artist you can save... SAVE. thats the key word. My dad was just a simple teacher but always saved his money, didnt go on vacation every year, didnt buy new cars and bought not the most expensive clothes... and he was able to live in the 3rd richest city in the country with a population below 10k.
Save, invest, save, invest. That's what ya need to do my man. Its how I have all my money.
Wanting to do fun things is cool and all, but its also important to make your future secure. Do that fun stuff, but save twice as much as you spend... maybe even 3 times as much. I take a vacation about once ever 4 years. You're young yet (and so am I) so you ahve time, BUT IT IS ESSENTIAL THAT YOU GET YOUR ROTH IRA GOING ASAP. it compounds over the years
>>698432598
nice man, keep it up. 18 is a super early age to start investing, and since you're doing that, you'll get a head start on most people
>>698425378
You dont get shit at cons except for your loli mags you basement dwelling faggot.
>>698425378
29
no
2 years
3 days ago
erm... nothing?
>>698430899
also, are you looking for specific investments? Like specific stocks? i can take a snapchat of mine if you want.
>>698425378
22
Kind of. Haven't committed. Seeing someone semi-exclusively.
August of two years ago.
Last week.
Like I said, seeing a girl fairly seriously.
And then I have y fuck piggy on the side who i've been fucking for 6 years but we aren't dating.
>>698425378
>>698425378
>>Age
25
>>Do you have a GF
No
>>Last Time you had a GF
Like 5 years ago
>>Last time you had sex
A couple weeks ago
>>What are you doing to remedy this
I have a fwb I fuck several times a month
>18
>No
>4 years ago
>I have emotional intimacy problems, working to fix it by finding female friends.
Jesus Christ this board has way more teenage retards than I realised
34
No
1 year
1 year
Working out a lot. The last girl I dated was super hot but crazy and mean as fuck. Me fucked daily be she started hate texting me like 2 to 3 hours a day insisting I was cheating. It wore me down and I broke it off. Kind of scared to start again. I have a feeling I'm going to date a hot big titty girl and repeat the cycle.
19
No
2 years
1.5 years
Trying to get togwther with a friend of mine but i dunno where we're at right now.
Bitches is crazy, not worth your sanity.
>>698425666
WITNESSED
>>698434269
shut the fuck up reddit fag
21
no
2011
18th July
Nothing since in the culture I live in no one gets into relationships, they just bang.
>Age - 29
>Do you have a GF - No
>Last Time you had a GF - 1.5yrs
>Last time you had sex - 3 weeks
>What are you doing to remedy this - Gym
25
Not officially.
Recent relationship ended June 8th, 2016.
April or May 2016. Can't remember.
I'm doing nothing to remedy this. I buried myself in work and occasionally I smoke weed with friends. I also distract myself by making music.
21
Yes
Now
About a week ago
Nothing
>>698434566
Go get hit by a car playing pokemon you angsty teenage faglord
>>698432962
I never said it was the only thing I was doing. You'd be suprised if you actually talk to people and don't say "ASL?" as the first sentence. I actually have gotten a few girls to sext me in a week of doing this. I actually talk to them before suggesting sexting
>>698433809
I'm not getting the pussy at the con itself, I talk to girls so I can be friends with them and go from there. Its a long con. Also lolis are for pedos and guys with small dicks. I'm all about the booty
30
Nope
Never happened
See above
Not a damn thing
Stopped caring quite some time ago.
>>698434742
What do you play. I like guitar but I started a little late in life so it takes me a lot of effort. I can shred on a few things and play some fun cover songs, but the real naturalness of it is something I'll prob never have. Esp since I work way too much.
27
Yes
Now
Last night
Why would I want to stop this?
>>698434901
>698434901
>>698433889
>>698430899
He's gonna send you a dick pic, bro.
>>698425378
25
No gf
almost 4 years
3 years ago
Moving to another city
>>698435423
its not the city, its you bro.
>>698425378
18
No
Two Years Ago
Two Years Ago
I'm doing nothing. I've done it once and even then I didn't want to.Either way that's just less to worry about so until I die I can participate in right hand shame.
>>698425378
26
Never
Never
Kill myself
>>698430969
Godspeed, new brother. Remember that only faggots don't spec Fire.
>>698435568
kys
>>698435572
wtf just go outside, find a bitch in a night club or something
>>698435748
a dark club doesn't hide my height, face or baldness
>>698425378
>22
>no
>3 years
>last night
>nothing I like fucking random chicks and hookers without the headache
>>698435366
i was just going to post it here...
>>698433957
>And then I have y fuck piggy on the side who i've been fucking for 6 years but we aren't dating
I have a bang piece like this too
Its been 4 years for me, we're just friends tho
I wish I could find a decent relationship tho
>37
>have a wife
>still have a wife
>friday, deepthroat and in the ass
>eating more pineapples
>>698425378
18
no
6 months
3 weeks
Planning to move to Madison, Wisconsin, to find her again
>>698425378
20
No
8 years ago
Never
Going to kill myself once my enlistment period is over.
>>698425378
19
no
about 2 weeks ago
about 3 weeks ago
Tinder
>>698436337
You're a huge fag and should just fucking kill yourself
28
Y
5yrs
3days
Nothing
>>698425378
>Age
23
>Do you have a GF
no
>Last Time you had a GF
three months ago
>Last time you had sex
yesterday
>What are you doing to remedy this
dont want to have a gf for the next time, cuz i miss my ex too much, so nothing i guess
>>698436426
>Age
30 yo
>Do you have a GF
No.
>Last Time you had a GF
2014
>Last time you had sex
I can't remember, I really on't care about sex.
>What are you doing to remedy this
Nothing. All I want is begin rich enough to leave the hellhole country I live.
>>698425666
Sympaty for the devil... you will move forward soon anon
>>698436773
The islamic republic of pooristan?
>23
>No
>June last year
>3 hours ago
>I don't know, but it's hard to find a really good sex
>>698436773
So you're a virgin?
Just say so, no need to be cryptic faggot.
>>698427457
>Add hooker
Lovinthedream.jpg
20
No
3 years
3 years
Gym 2/3 times a day, Work, Dying inside.
>>698429842
>>698425378
39
wife
6 years ago
today
letting her play splatoon
>>698436372
So you're really counting your 12yo girlfriend?
>>698435889
whats the thing with your height? how tall are you?
>>698436199
more of fuck piggy anon?
>>698435547
I know. but pussy is not the the only reason I move it is also for work
20
No
A few weeks ago
Never
Thinking about an heroing
>>698436372
Lmao army cuck? Feels.jpg
19
No
Never
4 years
Sitting at home being okay with it really
> 19
> Yes
> Two Months Ago
> Waiting until next week
>>698437257
Should I?
>>698437366
Not army, Air Force.
>>698425378
>23
>no
>never
>a year
>nothing
>>698425378
27
No
6 years ago
Like 3 months ago
Nothing, I give up, so I just fuck prostitues to kill the summer
>>698428884
Kill yourself
>>698437259
5'7''
I can walk up to the bar and have it at nipple height that's always a turn on...
>>698437602
What job in AF
>>698436971
I really don't care about sex because that is something irrelevant near the snowball of problems I'm living right now. To be honest I think I fucked my ex (some 43yo milf) February or March and since I really don't want a relationship with her again I think is better not even thing about sex, masturbation or any kind of act that can fuel my desire of fuck her again.
All I want is flee from my hellhole country, find a good job and maybe marry with some girl and finally have a family.
>>698425378
32
wife
2 or 3 times yesterday
remedy?
>assuming everyone here is a loser
>>698438562
The question was when was the last time you had sex. No one asked for a biography.
23
No GF
5 years
1 month
Okcupid
>>698428884
Congratulations! You have an awesome life!
>>698438562
>flee
>>698432765
Slavoj Žižek- Coolest Eastern European
>>698438505
>5'7''
you are literally one finger-width smaller than me buddy.
thats a lame excuse, cmon.
>>698438522
None yet, still in processing.
However I put in for some easy stuff, I am going for Cyber Systems or something like that. Basically I manage cables and networks all day. I could have gotten any job I wanted, but there were only a few that could be applied outside of the military.
>>698425378
>20
>No
>like 4 months ago, I think
>2 days ago
>remedy what?
>>698425378
>18
>No gf
>Never had gf
>Never had sex
>I'm asexual, don't care lol
>>698425378
27
Nope
Month Ago
Last Friday
Dungeon Bunnies
>>698425378
18
No, I'm gay
I have a boyfriend
3 days ago
uh.
20
no gf
2 years
2 weeks
nothing.
39
Wife
2 Days ago
Hitting it like a boss...
Sometimes I forget that I'm the very rare amalgam of a normie and a lurker.
The people here who are virgins at 22 and haven't gotten laid in years makes me cringe. It isn't hard to be attractive or get women. Just fucking take care of yourself and you'll be sexy.
>but how do I get women
Go talk to people, not women, people. Be social. Be yourself. Somebody will want to fuck you, guaranteed.
>>698439998
>like a boss
How the fuck did you convince a woman to marry you?
>21
>Yes
>Currently in a relationship
>Friday night, shit was cash
>Trying to get her over my place tomorrow for more sex
She's my first girlfriend in a while, and I'm seriously hoping she stays around. Trying to find girls into chubby black nerds is next to impossible.
>>698440113
What if I'm anti-social anon? I can't be myself then.
>>698440206
A. She loves me
B. I've got a big crank
C. Alpha
D. I'm not you.
>Age
22
>Do you have a GF
yes
>Last Time you had a GF
-
>Last time you had sex
about a month ago, but besides that, almost a year
>What are you doing to remedy this
I'm supposed to have sex in a few hours, but I'll probably fail at it somehow
>>698439655
fuck off! you want that pussy so bad but you're just rationalising so you wouln't have to do anything about it. get off your ass and improve whatever it is that you suck at
>>698425378
>22
>no
>never
>never
>nothing
I feel like the only looser here. Beeing virgin in this age is sick, but it's all because of my nature.
>>698440515
>A. She loves me
>B. I've got a big crank
>C. Alpha
>D. I'm not you.
D. . .do you have autism? Asperger's perhaps?
>I've got a big crank.
85% sure my dick is bigger than yours.
>>698439998
Hah. Exactly as me. Same age, same time since last sex.
Are you me?
>>698425378
30
3 years ago
3 years
Nothing. I have my own flat, car and job. Got my dog living with me because my ex took the cat with her. If im horny i just look up some porn.
I live a good life. Also i never wanted childrens and my sisters already have so my parents wont bother me about getting some grandchildren
>>698425862
Take small steps in losing weight. People that diet hard usually regain the weight. It may seem daunting, but losing weight is a change in lifestyle. Try cutting out soda, if you drink it. I absolutely love soda to death, but it will destroy me and everything that I love if I let it.
>>698440505
>what if i'm anti social anon?
>I can't be myself then
Aha! You are wrong my friend. You can go to any social event, and not say a single word, be completely anti-social, and STILL get laid.
I have done this quite a few times.
>>698440799
The only sick thing is thinking that if you haven't done some arbitrarily chosen thing by an arbitrarily chosen date, you're a failure. What the fuck is that shit?
26
no
never
never
more or less nothing, its not that important
>>698440821
woohoo, dickwaving match on 4chan. Fuck off troll. take solace in the fact that while you are beating your dick to Japanese tentacle hentai anal rape porn I will be bedding a real woman who doesn't look like the drag queens you're used to blowing in the alley...
>>698440799
Dungeon Bunnies Bro
>>698428259
did you mean to write constantly hungry?
>>698441186
>That entire response
I am now 100% sure your wife is as ugly as you are
20
No
2.5 years ago
Never
Getting a Fur suit made so I can yiff at conventions
>>698441186
uhhhhhh Aren't you dick waving?
>>698440777
I'm not interested in grills or boys or anything else and I never tried to find someone cause I don't need to. Is that too hard for you?
>>698425378
>20
>no
>2 years ago
>never
Nothing
>>698441391
>>698425378
22
yep
still dating her
friday
lol nothing life is good :)
>>698425378
> 20 years
> no GF
>never
> never
>Going to wait for my letter from Hogwarts
>>698441186
>Fuck off troll.
Is it 2011 in here? Old farts need to gtfo my /b/
>21
>No
>Three years ago
>Never
>Nothing, I hate women every day a little more, I also like traps now
>>698425378
>21
>No
>1 year old
>1 year old
> Building my poor pc master race, playing a lot of things and working in a perfumery for 54usd for week.
>>698434901
>>698434566
>>698425666
Satan says it will get better soon
>>698425378
>20
>No
>6-7 months ago
>Last weekend
>life is good
20
no
never
never
nothing
mother said I am special
>>698441295
Nahh, I'm not even an anime fan.
>>698425378
19
yes
two weeks ago
buying her tickets to visit me in a week :)
22
No
About 4 years maybe
This saturday
Have good luck finding girls who want to be just fuck buddys, but kind of autism when comes to find a GF
>>698425378
22
no
no
no
no
>>698425378
36
no
waiting for a 10/10 before having sex
tinder (0 matches so far)
>>698441385
totally cockbag...
>>698442027
>>698441385
also, is that the best you can come up with? my god, your freakin mom probably gets more pussy than you do.
>>698441920
What the fuck do Dungeon Bunnies have to do with anime?
>32
>No
>Just over a year ago
>As above
>Moving and travelling lots, trying lots of new things, having fun, being awesome.
>>698440846
my doppelganger!!!!
>>698442134
>>698442269
>totally cockbag...
lol this has to be bait
You're like twice my age and this fucking beta
>>698425378
>19
>No
>5 years
>never
>Nothing because i'm just an unwanted person
>>698442164
I'm sorry to hear you share my fate if there's any consolation it might be the fact it gets better as we age.
18
yes
currently
2 days ago
buying more condoms
>>698442525
nope, just an oldfag trolling you fuckers. laughing all the way to the bed.
>>698442367
So da fuq is Dungeon Bunnies?
Wizard lvl 32.
>>698442715
>nope, just an oldfag trolling you fuckers. laughing all the way to the bed
oh thank god
10/10 for making me respond
>>698430609
Lol I took that picture. Thanks anon.
19
No
4 months
5 days
Party
>>698425378
>21
>Yes
>Just now..?
>Never
>seeing her on thursday when she's done with exams
>Age
21
>Do you have a GF
Yes
>Last Time you had a GF
Now
>Last time you had sex
I don't know, three times this year
>What are you doing to remedy this
Nothing
>>698442791
Submissives at your local Dungeon......
24
No
Never
Never
I don't really mind.. I cannot miss something I have never had, plus I don't see why this should affect my life
17
Yes
Still have.
Bout 4hours ago
Still getting other pussy behind her back.
18
No
Yesterday
1 month
Wank. A lot.
>>698443543
Underageb&
>22
>yes
>see above
>2 months ago
>slowly convincing her god will not hate her if she copulates with me. It's going pretty well, and she's a great chick, love her dearly, but fuck the Catholic church man. Ain't nothin wrong with a lil bump and grind.
25
no
2012
2015?
nothing
>>698425378
25
Engaged with cousin, arranged, never had a gf, fucked a few hookers here and there while on vacations abroad, not doing anything atm, waiting a few months to amrry my hot cousin and spend the rest of my life fucking her silly
>21
>No
>When I was 17
>When I was 17
>Nothing, I don't mind really
went to local adult book store. Glorry hole in booth. Inserted dick and got the best ever blowjob. Very proffesional and swalled every last drop.
>>698425378
>22
>no
>never
>never
>fix my jock itch problems
I honestly feel like I can't get laid because of it. Can you anyways? I just have a feeling my crotch always smells and that pretty much eliminates any chance of getting laid
married now so I never get any pussy
>>698444915
get a divorce and get laid again
>>698444652
>cousin
>arranged marriage
>allah hu akbar
reminds me, got to trim my pubic hair tonight.
>>698425378
>23
>no
>2009
>2009
>drinking
>>698444980
she is a pure virgin K-Stew doppleganger. She never even talked to a boy before meeting me, she is super-religious and is basically my puppet. I cant wait to spend the rest of my life wrecking her pussy and putting baby after baby in her.
T A K B E E R
A
K
B
E
E
R
>>698425378
18
Yes
Currently
Couple weeks ago
N/A
19
nope
7 months ago
7 months ago
self loathing
>>698425378
>going to anime cons to get some sweet weeaboo pussy.
what technique do you have anon
>>698425378
>Going on omegle to talk to girls and going to anime cons to get some sweet weeaboo pussy.
you're my hero
19
no
1 month ago
3 weeks ago
nothing, about to go fuck european chicks when we port there
unfortunatly divorce is very expensive if you own shit. We have houses, investments, boats etc, Which I paid for but 50 percent plus lawyers fees. I suggest never get married and if so only do it once so you can find out how much it sucks. Could be getting laid right now if I wasnt married. I have really exercised my right hand however.
>>698425378>22
>yes
>now
>4 and a half hours ago
>Waiting until tomorrow for my gf to get off work so we can have more sex.
26
yes
3 years
this morning
she is kinky and loves sex as well
pic related
Had an ex GF that was willing to blow me in my office on Friday. But fuck Im married and cant do it.
Some situations doggy style is not good. All depends on the view.
>>698425378
>>27
>>no,a wife
>>until last year, i married her
>>2 hours ago
>>nothing
26
no
2 months ago
2 months ago
I guess at some point I'll have to figure something out.
>age
22
>Do you have a gf
Yep same one since I was 14.
>Last time you had sex.
Last night and hopefully before bed tonight. (Lost the v at 15 to the same girl I'm with now)
>>698425378
37
Broke up with gf 2 months
Sex...about a month ago. Not with ex gf
Half assing it on tinder & POF, but it's boring. Fucked a few hookers in the meantime.
19
No
Bout a year ago
2 weeks maybe
Nothing atm I was casually seeing/sleeping with a girl that was starting to get serious but due to an unfortunate circumstance my ex was brought back into my life and I currently can't make a decision so I plan to sleep with both of them until it blows up in my face
OP you need a wing? You in cali???
>Age
29
>Do you have a GF
Yes
>Last Time you had a GF
0
>Last time you had sex
This morning
>What are you doing to remedy this
Keep having sex
>>698425378
>24
>No
>years ago
>1 year ago
>making cock bigger, working out.
>>698443088
much welcome anon
>23 will be 24 in two days
>No
>2/14/15
>June 2015
>Nothing I don't care anymore
>>698445441
Talking to them. If you treat them like people and complementing them instead of saying "OMG UR SO HOT I LOOOOOOOVVVVE ASUKA" they'll be friends with you. From there you can talk to them and decide if you want to hit it. It's actually worked for me a few times since i've started trying it.
>>698445462
It's basically just acting like a normal dude and not being overwhelming
>>698447220
No, not in cali. And no, I don't need a wingman. If you could explain the benefits of one for me, I'd appreciate it
>>698444277
22 and dealing with that shit? I haven't had to convince a girl Jesus ain't lookin since freshman year of hs
>13
>I'm a fuckboi, no need for a bitch for longer than 15 minutes
>5 minutes ago
>Nothing xdd maybe I'll fuck ur mum xddd
>>698425378
21
yes
2 nights ago
no need to remedy
>22
>yes
>had this one for 3 years
>last night
>I'm actually gay as fuck so i just close my eyes and imagine its a man
>>698425378
27
Never
Never
Nothing
>15
>Currently trying to ask a friend out
>a year ago
>3 months ago
>nothing yet
>>698425378
>24
>no
>last October
>earlier this summer, June maybe?
I'm at the point where I keep having failed relationships and I'd rather just go out and get laid every couple months than emotionally invest in someone. Plus being a single 20 something making a great salary means I can have awesome expensive hobbies. Maybe after I resettle in a new city I'll settle down
>>698449102
you best take it on and just become a wizard then
>29
>yes
>same girl since 2009
>10 hours ago
>business as usual
>>698425378
> 33
> No
> 2005 or so, lasted a week
> Never
> Working out, losing weight, going to therapy for social issues
>29
>yes
>I currently have one
>a week ago. A bj 2 days ago
>nothing
Pic related
20
no GF
Never
Never
Get fit and hit on bitches or fuck uglies
>>698448833
Lololol. Why dont you just come out and fuck guys like you want to fagfag?
>>698425378
18
No GF
2 months ago
2 months ago
I aint trippin
>>698425378
>30
>No GF
>1 month
>2 month
>Nothing. I'm happy to be single. I terribly wanted to end the relationship but it was hard because I really liked her and she was terribly in love with me. Now I don't want another GF. I want to be independent on my own. I still try to get rid of all the shit she left in my apartment and thereafter I'm going to invite some chicks for dinner (sex). The next day I'm going to throw them out and tell them I'm going call them.
>>698425378
> 21
> No
> 2 1/2 years ago
> 3 years ago
> crying, alcohol, cigarettes to avoid it. Also tenga double onahole. I'm not unattractive but I'm dead inside. I don't have the desire to live or love.
>>698425378
>31
>Yes
>Thursday
>Nuclear engineer
>>698425378
25
Yes
3 hours without sex
I'm resting my crotch her ass as she sleeps hoping she will wake up and give me head or something, its been an hour with no success
>>698449263
Do it man. If not, you'll regret it and they'll get another SO
30
No GF
3 months
8 months
No I'm still grieving
>>698425378
>22
>No
>16 years old
>Never
>Staying in the basement.
>>698430609
Anyone gonna call it?
>>698425378
>Age
21
>Do you have a GF
No
>Last Time you had a GF
4 years ago
>Last time you had sex
Two days ago
>What are you doing to remedy this
Ask this girl to come over to my house, it's not too difficult
22
Yes
Yesterday
2 weeks ago
working at a call center to take my mind off
>33
>no
>2 years ago
>last month
>not a goddamn thing.
I don't base my own self-worth on whether or not I'm in a relationship. Just doing my own thing, date/fuck when the opportunity comes up, and if I really need a good fuck, I get an escort.
That's how adults do.
>>698429071
I literally have aspergers.
>>698425378
>18
>no
>today(feels bad man.jpg)
>6 years ago
>nothing.
>>698425862
Lost 50lbs over the winter but im a dumbass and didnt lift, have miles of loose skin now. Make sure to keep/start lifting while you cut. Sticky on fit really helps
22
No
5 years ago
5 years ago
I dont know anymore :/
>Age
20
>Do you have a GF
Yes
>Last Time you had a GF
N/A
>Last time you had sex
~1 month
>What are you doing to remedy this
Flying GF out to me this month
18
ya
previous one was 2 months prior starting this one
yesterday
don't really jerk off, not a "I'm better than you" thing just never feel the need
>>698430007
Lol in 3 years CDs won't even be a thing anymore and your money will be GONE! I put 500₩ into VHS back in the day so I should know it wouldn't eject and I lost it all.
15
Yes
2 months? Maybe 3
3 months
Gonna smash that shit next weekend
37
have gf (24)
had sex earlier tonight
Just want to point out that guys that say they'll work out to get a better shot with girls might be missing the point. You have to be smart, passionate and funny if you're not ripped or attractive. Girls aren't as shallow as we are normally. try reading instead.