Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698408087
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
About time
>>698417770
:o
>>698416687
Ruri, you asked me something like "you've finally figured it out" about your tripcode 3 threads ago, what is wrong with your memory?
>>698417654
if you are gay
>>698417663
I didnt make the thread i just dont like dogs i find them annoying tbh not going to kill any though just thought the thread was well timed
for out convo
>>698417955
>IT AINT MEME
[Trump]:
USA! USA! USA! USA!
listen to the words I'm about to say.
death, weakness, destruction, lives ruined, corruption!
We don't win anymore, the situation is worse than it has ever been before.
China rapes our country, Mexico sends rapists, they take our money.
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
The gays! the lesbians! the Japanese! the Mexicans!
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
Ask the gays, the gays will say:
Whats going on? Whats going on?
They're making Ghostbusters with only women, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Leave Tom Brady alone.
Whats going on?
[Ted Cruz]: Freedom, a return to freedom, the internet: keep it free, don't give it away to Russia and China, protect your family.
Vote your conscience, vote for candidates you trust.
[Trump]: Lyin Ted, lyin Ted.
[Ted Cruz]: Don't mess with my wife, Don't mess with hamburger prices.
Hamburger prices have gone up 40%.
[Trump: Ted Cruz, he's a pussy.
[Ted Cruz]: Heidi is my best friend, she's the love of my life and hamburger prices have gone up, I like hamburgers so that sucks.
Whats going on? Whats going on?
They're making Ghostbusters with only women, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Hamburger prices have gone up 40%, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
[Reporter]: If Marvin Gaye were alive today it's a fair prediction that he'd say "Whats going on?"
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Leave Tom Brady alone.
Whats going on?
k
Tracer is best girl
Claimed
>>698415676
Id have to agree there, those two are the best so far. Id have to go with having my stuff in my own order and wherever at my top though.
When are you supposed to be fully moved in?
>>698416472
Those are some of the better songs on there as well to me. Im interested to see what you think, i wont say my thoughts until you have heard a bit
Never heard of him, what genre is he?
Doll claimed.
claimed
>claim
>>698418116
true but cmon how are they annoying all they want is love
Best rifle claimed
>>698417512
Who would get sick of this hideout? Shits so cash
>>698418146
Bastion is best girl
Then Mercy
>>698418083
I'm here for me, don't worry.
>>698418146
Tasteless pleb detected.
>>698418302
But that's not an M14 with a pistol grip and mid-range optics.
>>698417955
Tsundere made thread
this is now a milf thread
>>698418448
That was fun.
>>698418302
That's a pretty low res for a smug smile
>>698418574
>>698418448
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy,
>>698418479
Mommy
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllffffffffffffffffffffffffssssssssss
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>698416834
Im mostly fine.
>>698417275
kek
Grass is mostly gone.
Only some little things left.
>>698418448
>hideout
>active and open for everyone willing to join
ok.
>>698418294
to needey I mean wa wa I want a walk I want a treat and when you walk in the door the damn thing is all over you.
this thread need more milfs
>>698418448
not teamspeak you dumbass that was practically public. where are you now? over at discourse? telegram didnt work out for you?
>>698418917
looks packed!
Just going to reclaim Juvia
>>698418887
Ay here you go
>koume
>>698418479
>M14
Enjoy uncontrollable recoil and a gun put together like a child made it, along with sub psr accuracy.
But it looks cool so I got one.
>>698418601
>filename
>>698418917
Reply to me?
>>698418760
Y I S
I
S
>>698418930
>mfw I love dogs because they're cuddly and playful
milf milf milf milf
>>698418494
Cute
>>698418917
Syndra a cute
>>698418917
>Grass is mostly gone
You had one job, come on!
>>698418930
I guess that's true I just want everyone to love my doggo
I used to have a cat but it was so lazy I almost forgot I had it
Did nothing but sleep
>>698419007
Damn lurker
Welcome back cutie
>>698419081
Kek I know that's why I said it
>>698419139
<3
Mfw when I love people like this
>>698418448
Still banned kek.
>>698418169
Damn straight, both are pretty sullen as well, can't listen to it too much or the feels get ya. Good stuff though. Gotcha man, I'll give it some priority then. Rap as well, a bit like Night Lovell, if you know of him heh. If not, those two are pretty good.
>>698418173
Dollerino. What's up?
>>698419139
I know everyone looooves dogs and I get hate for it but I get hate for all my fetishes and behaviors mostly the animal killing wich no one can prove!
>>698419336
and thats my kind of animal im lazy its lazy its a perfect match
>>698419150
love me mommys helps me cope with my mom issues
>>698419362
YUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
>>698419336
It's not like i have anything better to do
>>698419081
As I recall, it's been updated to be a DMR. There must have been something to it.
>>698419336
I basically am a dog as far as that goes.
milf thread?
>>698419281
Nope
>>698419650
You have a lot of issues queen.
I don't even know where to begin
>>698419693
Why not? No games to play?
>>698419783
Playing with dogs is the only good reason to come outside <3
>>698419850
Keep em coming boss
>>698419650
You seem like a pretty shitty person tbh.
And that's coming from me
>>698419783
Its extremely different though.It was cheaper to reform all the M14s than it was to buy a new DMR (plus they couldn't sell the M14s anyway because the fucking NFA)
>>698419850
Nyet, pedik
Claiming best girlie!
>>698420068
Whatever you say
Cutie
>>698419850
Waaaay ahead of you.
>>698420069
Me.
>>698420092
Not sure what NFA is since I'm not Amerifat but I find plenty of clones. Unfortunately mostly with polymer stocks.
>>698418086
God damn it.
I thought I did reply.
Well, yeah. It didn't meant anything in special.
Just the fact that you took a moment to get my tripcode.
Why mine specifically, by the way?
>>698420069
Not really. Just on here to claim my waifu.
>>698419850
I like what I'm seeing.
did someone say... milf thread?
>>698418173
Yo
>>698419637
Acidrap is for sure an album i go to for feels. I wouldnt put priority on it, just when you find time let me know
Oh so you got that heavy trap going right now?
>>698420069
im fine my dude I call them uniqueness
>>698420092
dont leave me I need friends Ill give you lewds
>>698418601
read the thread idiot
>>698417955
>>698420092
Don't hate on queen, especially you foxy
>>698420264
You? Just farming for (you)'s atm?
>>698420297
Dang then what are your hobbies?
>>698420398
I guess that's issue number one heh
>>698420419
Wait this isnt a dick rate thread?
Saber claim
>>698420140
Hey Kurisu how're you doing?
>>698420645
I am doing well! How goes it, Saber?
>>698420244
Not cute!
>>698419637
Ay Maki. Not much really, just a lazy sunday again. Yourself?
>>698420382
Yo, how're you?
>>698420794
Coke > Dr Pepper
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>698418993
You can always join it.
>>698418978
Im everywhere.
>>698419336
It's not a small garden.
here are you options:
fuck you this is milf thread
>>698420624
Browse 4chan.
Look at memes.
Claim my waifu.
>>698420957
>
>>698420264
National Firearms Act.Banned anything that fired more than one bullet per trigger pull (ie, automatics and burst fires) made after 1934 and then later, 1980 something.Regulates any legal MGs, suppressors and rifles with a barrel under 16" length and shotguns under 18" length.Also banned a few other things and if you want a regulated gun you need to send in a request, get approval and a bunch of shit (takes 6-24 months) and then pay a $200 tax.
>>698420398
I don't want lewds of your waifu
>>698420624
>
At least you know Galils a fox
Ash Firin.
>>698420339
I like seeing me
>>698420794
I'm doing good myself. Playing league right now
>2016
>Not having the Soul of Cinder as waifu
Think about it
Perfect waifu
Literally all encompassing entity, incredibly powerful, has multiple kill combos
Can protect you and provide for you
When you inevitably kill it, you are absorbed into its consciousness
romantic.png
>>698421018
now this is a monster milf thread
>>698420624
If I wanted (You)s I'd go to /k/ and say I needed a good extended clip for a nondescript assault rifle. Nah man, I'm just agreeing with you.
>>698421053
The original M14 battle rifle was semiautomatic, no?
>>698420999
I guess I have to accept the trips of truth
>>698421050
Nice hah, I see you have quite the ideal life buddy
>>698421053
>Not wanting queen lewds
You are one crazy kitty
>>698421247
I'm okay with this
>>698421442
I have no idea what that meant but I guess you just shot some serious fire
I'm no gunfag, guess this is where our conversation ends
>>698421247
now monster milf
Nyan cat claimed
Best waifu
Lilly Claimed
Good night
>>698420624
I like you new yuno friend I have another yuno friend you damn yunos and your grand army
>>698421053
you dont :( am i still shitty can we be friends gun man
>>698421442
Nope, automatic.
>>698421927
Nyet.
Ryan Burton claimed
>>698421668
Yes I'm glad you've noticed
everybody out. this is monster milf thread now.
>>698421105
I want me to hug me.
>>698420382
It's one of mine as well. In that case, I'll do just that. Yep, been feeling it for awhile, nice to listen to when you just wanna kick back or forget about stuff ya know. How do you feel about it?
>>698420921
Sounds like a good day then. Same deal for the most part, been playing some Overwatch.
Fair play Holland
Hard luck Eire
(Still namesync free edition attempt)
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>698422281
Hard luck me féin
>>698421668
It's /k/'s grand high meme. A magazine is a detachable bullet-holder for your gun, from which a new round is extracted and chambered when you cock the gun or, in auto and semi guns, fire, and which is removed and replaced with another magazine when empty. A clip is basically a bunch of bullets on a holder, which you use to reload a weapon with an integral magazine (or a magazine that's just a huge pain in the ass to remove and insert) by pushing the bullets off the clip and into the weapon's magazine.
>>698422031
Huh. Could've sworn she was originally semi. But the clones are definitely semi, considering they're for sale in Canada.
did I hear monster milf thread?
Was browsing /vp/
>>>/vp/27597811
>>>/vp/27597811
>>>/vp/27597811
Fucking Kek
>>698421927
I belong to the queen feelsgoodman
>Yuno army is the best army
Soon I will have my PC back and you'll recognise me by my dank file names
>>698422099
Visit other boards than b?
>>698422351
That's a lot of text, I think I understood something
I understand you have a pretty lewd waifu
>>698422437
Yes
>>698420921
Alright, eating nothing but soft things is more annoying than i thought. Whats the plan for today?
>>698422254
You seem down today, whats going on?
I do like trap but i have to be in the mood for it, otherwise id just prefer regular rap. That said though, when i am craving it i blast it with no regrets.
>4 man rez potg earlier by me, feels good
>>698422497
That's probably Easdeath
>>698422556
I tried once. It Wasn't a fun time.
>>698422183
I would like for me to hug me aswell
>>698422281
unlucky
monster MMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>698421668
It takes me 6 hours just do mow the main part.
>>698422281
Unlucky
>as always
this thread need more monster milfs
>>698421886
Night.
>>698422254
Ah fair enough
>Love that pic by the way
Got anything good from summer crates?
>>698422281
A bit off. Keep on keeping on though.
>>698422701
Ah. I could imagine. You just had a wisdom tooth out right?
Well it's turning 12am soon, so my days basically done other than being on here a bit. Yourself?
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>>698423300
That's a cute doll image
>>698422556
o is that you you know gasai
>>698422031
i cri
>>698422868
who is easdeath?
>>698422967
How hard do I think I can handle?
I don't like lazy, soft hugs. Hope I am prepared.
>>698423201
It's been a while. How've you been?
>>698423248
Yes.
>>698423476
A shit waifu from a shit show
>>698423476
Zatknis cyka
>>698423524
I can handle as hard as me can handle
now returns milf thread
>>698422556
My waifu is extremely lewd. But only for me. And basically /k/ gets EXTREMELY autistic about the difference.
>>698423621
Nigger detected.
>>698423749
Pfft, I'm whiter than white bread
>>698422870
Have a job school?
Honestly how do you fill your days?
>>698423201
6 FUCKING HOURS
wew lad, this hurt my in the childhood, I had to mow the lawn and it took me 2 hours and I fucking hated it
Rip Syndra
>>698423425
I like this
>>698423476
No no, I'm the newbie, I'm just saying the generic filenames will be gone someday
>>698423621
You better shut your trap
>>698423749
Not trying to steal dw, it's not illegal to compliment right?
And isnt k always autistic?
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>>698422351
>/k/s grand meme
>Not a glawk 40 in .40 fo dat glocksplosion
>>698423561
She's visibly suffering.
>>698423680
That's what I was hoping to hear from me.
>>698423944
Currently trying to get a job
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>>698423944
I mean ESPECIALLY autistic.
>>698424013
Glocknade is also a grand high meme, as is MOIST NUGGETS.
>>698423621
ill gut you fgget
>>698423649
I dont speak french
>>698423944
oh ok you seemed different from the poster i was referring too
>>698423944
/k/ is technically one of the least autistic boards.
>>698424282
It's Russian, blyat
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>>698424282
I'm not a squirrel
>>698422281
Good attempt as always.
>>698422701
Does it seem like it? If there is something, I can't see it at the moment. Just the usual woes I guess, thanks though. Fair enough, bit more hard than the regular stuff. Haha, the only way man.
>tfw I haven't gotten a PoTG in 2 days.
>>698423300
Thanks m8, the red really sticks out there. Got the Tracer skin, some icons, and victory poses for Windowmaker and Pharah. Not bad.
milf thread calling all milfs
>>698424176
Cool what are you looking for?
Just out of college?
>>698424264
Ah thanks for clearing it up and as >>698424437 said I don't really know because I'm not a gunfag so not my type of board
I visit x so I handle a lot of autism and I mean a lot so I know autism when I see it
>>698424282
Ow okay but you've been talking to me for the last few hours
So I'm still the queen servant right?
Ice cream claim.
Hello friends!
>>698423426
Likewise. How are ya anyway Saber?
>>698424502
No problem, I just liked the casual clothes, the hairs always good.
I really like the Mercy skin and the Zarya one, but I haven't played any since the Ana update.
>>698424952
Heya Neo
>>698424952
Hey again
Id like a taste of that cream
How are you?
>>698424810
Birds of a feather flock together
>>698424952
Hello!
>TFW boner over someone's waifu but you don't want to disrespect
wat do
>>698424810
I lurk on /x/ occasionally. It's an extremely slow place from what I've seen.
>>698424952
>not "ice claim"
Wasted opportunity.
>>698423300
All 4 of them out. Ive been eating nothing but jello and pasta. Not the funnest times
Ah, then what are your plans before sleep?
A whole lot of nothing
>>698424502
That last post came out as very sad, dont be down best.
Im still making my way through trap, but its hard to find when i like when i only want it at certain times
I didnt get one for days and now im getting them back to back
mommy mommy milf thread calling you
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>>698423561
Im fine.
Somewhat.
>>698423944
As i said, its not a small garden.
>>698424810
I didn't go to college. I'm 18 and just looking to move out of my parents house.
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>>698425170
Damn you have no chill do you kitty?
However you are right, I probably belong there
>>698425171
It's very slow, but once a week there is a thread worth checking out so yea
>That fucking pun
I love you
>>698425307
Holy shit no kidding
Your doggo must have a field time living there
I'm guessing youre a dog person
>>698425400
Ah okay, well good idea everyone needs to be able to spread their wings
What kind of job are you looking for ?
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>>698425307
>somewhat
Did something happen, or are you just feeling under the weather?
1 question?
How do I claim a waifu? Like how do I claim? What is claim?
>>698425115
Heya!
>>698425149
How about you?
>>698425170
Well, just be silent about it.
>>698425171
Oh darn.
How do I claim a waifu? Like how do I claim? What is claim?
>>698425547
Anything that pays. I've just been applying to a variety of different places.
Jesus christ I'm rusty af on TLoU
mommies need love too
>>698425841
>>698425935
Claim
verb
claiming, claimed
When wanting to possess an object or being one places their genitalia on it. It is demeaning to the receiver of genitalia as normally men are the ones claiming it with their "nutsack" or "dick". so on top of having some guys nutsack on you are also their property. this is a great way to show girls that you are the alpha male in the group and clearly defines what is yours and who's its not. after someone is claimed they are under the control of the claimer. They still have the ability to claim other people and objects however.
>>698424060
Glad me was hoping to hear the answer me gave
Claiming saya from Dagashi kashi
>>698425841
You pick an anime girl and masturbate to her and only her for 1 year, everyday the whole year.Congrats on claiming your new waifu!Now nobody else is allowed to nasturbate to her
>>698425188
Well that's pretty shitty. Oh well, it's only temporary. Nothing really, just here and watching some videos I think.
Lazy Sunday for you too?
>>698425891
How're you?
>>698426139
What's that? The last of us?
>>698426407
>mastubating to your waifu
why tho
>Get a bucket of Bluebells new Cookie Two Step
>Its almost completely gone in 2 hours
Fuck.
>>698417955
>>698425891
I'm pretty okay
Kinda quiet right now though
What are you up to?
>>698426048
Well that way you'll find something sooner or later
I wonder though do jobs for 18 year olds pay enough to live on your own?
![Syndra [187].png](https://i.imgur.com/Na5HYIZ.jpg "Syndra [187].png")
>>698425547
2 dogs and a cat
Its a perk of living in the middle of nowhere.
>I'm guessing youre a dog person
Dogs are alright, but i also like cats.
Not sure which one more.
>>698425825
My throat is still giving me problems, but its manageable. Only thing that's pissing me off is some technical problems.
>>698426048
I could pay you bb
;^)
Oh, Hi guys.
here more milfs
>>698426749
Wait and see i guess. If not i could always just save up money.
>>698426998
Hello!
>>698426408
That is correct
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>>698427134
What are ya up to, Galil-chan?
>>698426807
You have to realise doggos are superior
They are happy playful and smart as well
Cats are lazy assholes most of the time
>>698426951
Don't listen to this smug little fox, dirty little thing
>>698426998
Hi what is a cutie like you doing here?
>>698427102
Well that's plan b then I guess good luck to you
>>698427224
How can you be bad at that?
>>698427352
Eating too much ice cream.But its got cookie dough in it so I have an excuse.
>>698427360
Don't make me rape you
>>698427360
Thank you sir.
