One celeb to fuck thread v. II
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One celeb to fuck thread v. II
>>698407478
Based stew
>>698407478
claimed
>>698407478
Not her
in her harley quinn costume though...
>>698407478
Noice, no coalburners this time.
>>698407686
>>698407689
nevermind, coalburners inbound
>>698407478
With Barack watching from the closet.
>>698407478
she's kind of trappish no? with that hairline and jaw and she seems really hairy and has a hard time shaving. much testosterone.
Some Brie for that ass
>>698407880
ewww you would put your dick in that?
>>698407938
You'd need a boomerang ffs
>>698407787
I can't find any pictures of her with black dudes.
not really a celebrity anymore but w/e
Sophie Turner aka Sansa Stark but from 10 years ago.
Then recreate her 'love' scene with Bolton.
>>698407924
I will be her sk8r boi
>>698407880
That weird fake butt probably required so much Photoshop to look relatively normal.
>>698408036
Will Smiff
Rose is popular enough
She's hot and I want to call her "my negga"
>>698407675
As a man who kind of hates kids, and never wants to get married, I wouldn't min Emily Browning's hips carrying my offspring.
>>698408179
That's for a role though.
>>698408088
That's Sansa?
Wasn't she like 9 10 years ago?
>>698408212
she was hotter in MIsfits
Also, bringing my girl Gilly back
Once again, posting my girl. I would have infinite babies with her.
>>698408196
I will kill you, and then I will kill myself.
>>698408277
YES! forgot how much I liked this picture
>>698408088
That is not Sophie
>>698408298
anna sucklewell
ASR
Celebrities all suck.
I'd fuck the Japanese pornstar Kayo Marina.
>>698408449
wookie with nice ass
Too bad she's old now.
>>698407824
>in b4 "Hurr durr she a man"
>in b4 "Hurr durr silverback gorilla"
I'm not into mothers, but I'd hit that hard enough to make James Brown blush.
Even puppers love her!
This girl from the 100
>>698408348
Nigger lovers get out.
>>698408088
That's Sophie Turner the model, you stupid shit. How could you possibly think that was her?
>>698408736
Looked better before all the plastic surgery
>>698408886
I don't think so, Tim
>>698408987
>>698408987
Cucks always ruin these threads by posting coal burners.
>>698409021
>>698408715
wtf i hate hilary now
>>698408248
You know Will and Jada are swingers, right?
You know they ask eachother permission before sleeping with a costar, right?
WILL SMITH FUCKED MARGOT ROBBIE.
but will Smith is about as black as Frank Black.
>>698409075
>>698409117
yup
>>698409117
I think you are a liar on the internet
>>698408755
Octavia? Yes please
>>698408212
I don't feel like googling it right now, but she went topless in some movie with Samuel L. Jackson.
She has really nice little boobies.
>>698409117
Morgot Robbie is the poor mans Jaime pressly anyways
>>698407478
I would settle for anything with her though
>>698408262
Yeah. Look at how time has ravaged her body. Her hair even went from blonde to ginger.
>>698409541
you are acoustic
>>698407478
Meg White is mine
>>698409263
Best choice so far
http://www.strawpoll.me/10938558
>>698407478
I will chose best Emma.
>>698408362
This woman is my mom's age.
I'm a 37 year old pervert who has a habit of dating women 20-25 years old.
I'm not attracted to older women. If I'm being perfectly honest, I'm a bit repelled by them...
But given the opportunity, I would fuck her with so much force, it would cause the Earth's rotation to slow down a small bit, resulting in a longer day.
She is so fucking hot! Helen is hot enough to make the day longer!
>>698408067
Literally who?
>>698410176
cool blog post
Not at first but she grew on me during the show.
>>698410176
calm down
>>698408715
But puppies are the best people in the world. They love everybody. Their kind of like Jesus, except a puppy's love is even stronger.
>>698407478
Still Pam.
>>698410151
dont know how people even find her attractive in the first place
>>698409075
Fat virgins always ruin these threads by complaining about who gorgeous women whom they'll never meet are dating.
Just enjoy the pictures of the pretty ladies, ok?
>>698410650
Step 1: don't be fag
Step 2: have good taste
>>698408067
She's on the highest-rated sitcom on the air. Still in celebrity territory.
>>698410777
Stay cucked faggot.
>>698409124
Is it just me?
I think she's beautiful with a great, sexy body, and is overall best Olsen.
But at the the same time, something about her face is really off-putting. I can't put my finger on it.
>>698409777
But I have such an electrifying personality.
>>698411118
Not that guy but how does his response have anything to do with cuckholding? Also, he's right you know.
>>698410429
NEVARRRRRRRRR!!!
>>698411118
>"cuck"
>>698411158
The other ones have Lyme disease or something
>>698407478
>>698407656
>>698407668
>>698407767
post more of this goddess
>>698408180
Mah nigga
would shoot in her ass
>>698407478
Not really celeb, but I kinda want her to beat the shit out of me, then fuck me.
>>698411727
hell yeah
>>698408281
she's not a celebrity--she's a professional ho
>>698412090
>>698408437
>>sucklewell
I bet she does
>>698410088
trick question, same person
>>698412289
would allow her to use me as a pommel horse
>>698412090
>>698412155
>>698412039
>>698411727
literal perfection
>>698412438
I hope she doesn't get any more tattoos
>>698412438
Correct. Pouty-face perfection.
>>698412545
Shut the fuck up, you sissy cunt.
>>698407478
How much Red Bull is "too much?"
>>698412682
Fucked Jeter and got herpes.
>>698412778
mah Olga
>>698408736
Marcia Marcia Marcia!
>>698412819
Don't believe that rumor pleb...
Based Emilia for me.
Mackenzie Foy.
>>698412882
Also, I had no idea Mrs. Reynolds had such an amazing booty stand.
>>698413379
Kiss my azz nigga...
>benis
>>698413195
Then, believe in which herpes meds are best for you.
>>698413012
ay. there are a few others (pic related) but she's at the top.
who /taste/ here?
>>698413341
Her face is made of marshmallow fluf
>>698413012
is that a small bush i spot on her
>>698413213
>>698413764
Mini murph best murph.
>>698413764
Thanks anon. She is such a beauty.
>>698413522
Just learn to like sophia instead, bro. You're welcome.
>>698413565
B/ demands the pics as proof or GTFO... Until I see her Herpes I'm not buying it... Besides she's a chaste little girl...
>>698413721
It is. That photo 100% shop free.
>>698413721
does it really matter either way?
look at this woman and imagine the possibilities. ill wait.
jezza
Say what you want, but I want to play with them titties. Even thought I know they're probably hard.
>>698413964
>>698414006
>>698413012
Aw damn! Someone got waxed, but got the economy job
I think i like it.
I'm trying to come up with a name for that, like some sort of cross between Mohawk and a euphemism for female pubic area.
Femhawk?
Pubehawk?
Movagina?
I'm spit balling here. Someone help me out.
>>698414120
Kek. You wish you could see proof. It doesnt matter though cuz I bet you'd still eat cheese off her tainted puss, herps or not.
>>698414653
Probably filled with sawdust at this point.
>>698414833
I'm pretty sure she admitted it on some morning show.
>>698414957
Don't care
>>698414809
It's already called a landing strip, no?
>>698414809
Landing strip?
>>698414809
Mo'cawk?
>>698415088
>>698408180
Would obliterate
I love that show.
>>698415186
y tho
>>698413341
Mmm around the Dirrty era she was hot as hell.
>>698410408
Oh.... Coooool :)
For all you filthy black ape nigger men lurking, here's something you will never have: Natalie Portman, a beautiful pure white celebrity woman... You nig-nogs are only good for eating her and her husband's shit as your lunch and supper meal...
>>698414144
that´s fucking rare nowadays
>>698414214
never said it was bad.
>>698415345
You never wanted to hit that? I guess it's also because I have a thing for older Asian women.
>>698415405
Who the f*ckn says supper? It's dinner.
>>698409898
mah nigga
Those tits are glorious
>>698415405
She bears the jewish curse.
>>698415061
Yeah that's what I thought as well.
>>698414698
Oh my....
>>698409424
I think it's the other way around fam
>>698410176
Fair play
>>698409809
Hands off my woman
>>698411562
She ain't a godess she's a demon
>>698415732
I smell a nigger anon...
Genuinely probably Sasha. Yeah she's taken a lot of dick right, but by christ would she be good in bed and that's the point of this, right?
>>698416464
...cool?
>>698410418
>>698408212
shes is fully naked in the Irish TV show Love/Hate. Enjoy
>>698416375
moar
>>698409809
Terrible tit job, probably had them done before she made it big. She has the money now, she should get them redone so they don't look wonky and odd.
>>698416091
That's where you are mistaken
>>698416747
Would probably smoke your stash and move on. You'd get one blowjob for your troubles.
Guys...the old thread is still up.
>>698409898
She literally looks like she has down syndrome.
>>698417245
The singular?!
>>698417432
Dirty HIV+ positive whore
>>698415061
>>698415062
I dunno. I guess. I just always thought of the landing strip as being more long and narrow.
>>698416379
And you're an edgelord.
>>698414698
And she has such cute little feet
>>698407478
MINE!
>>698416747
Let's be honest. Nobody knows how to fuck better than someone who has done a lot of fucking.
Sasha would be a great lay. Whereas someone like Katy Perry might not.
Maybe Katy Perry is great in bed, I don't know, I've never fucked her. I'm not even sure I've heard any of her music.
But I do know that she started out in Christian rock, so I'm assuming she isn't that experienced.
Sorry about the long posts. Ive taken 40mg of adderall so I could clean my whole house, and I'll be taking another 20 right before I head out to the gym.
>>698417530
Y-Yes m-m-my m-mistress h-has played the crone game w-with m-many l-lovers... She m-must of course l-live w-with the consequences of h-her actions and unfortunately this is o-one o-of them... It i-is m-my duty t-to care f-for h-her though... I-I m-must remain faithful t-to her even though she c-continues t-to plow ahead with her c-current discourses and actions... I-I w-will continue t-to remain at the house w-waiting f-for h-her c-car to roll up the driveway after y-yet another session with her b-bull lover... I-I'm surprised h-her b-body hasn't exploded y-yet f-for all the t-times and m-means long drawn out nights she's b-been through these p-past 2 years...
>>698415205
Lol.
Next time I do some manscaping, I know what I'll go with.
>>698415360
She was so hawt! Then she married that jew dude... still hot, but less so.
Then she shat out some kids and became about as sexy as bottle of laundry detergent.
>>698415711
The thing with asian women is that they look pretty much the same from age 14 to about 65.
>>698418814
Stop posting.
>>698419251
Menopause hits them like a truck.
>>698408067
I liked her in Caprica, what has she been in since?
>>698419390
better than tinder! plenty of sexy girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchangirls.html
>>698419695
Can I just give you all my money right now?
>>698419600
Only because dubs
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003779/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t4
>>698419882
Having fun watching her develop. Hope she spirals and starts doing porn.
>>698419695
>>698419935
Stand back cuz Imma gonna click the shit outta that Nigga...
>>698419882
someone just needs to take one for the team and grab that zipper, pull, and run. They would be forever enshrined in /b/ history.
>>698419935
>Inb4 tree fiddy
>>698420151
Whoa, get a load of the wild card! Kek
>>698420082
I will have fun watching her develop, and you can continue to have fun sucking your dads dick.
>>698419251
Yeah, but she's 69...and worth $15m.
>if I fuck her the right way, d'you thinks he'd help pay off my student loans?
>I mean, 30 years a slave for me, drop in the bucket for you
>>698408067
>>698420354
Dont get butthurt about my fantasy, bro.
Emma.
She's mine
>>698420563
you are the one acting ass-wounded in a celeb fuck thread about a celeb post. I'll still watch an Emma porn with you though
>>698420197
Want her so bad my balls are pulsating ready to burst
better than tinder! plenty of horny girls of your city wanna be fucked on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchangirls.html
>>69842096
She taunts and teases, "Make me a Woman Big Boy"
>>698420559
Is it weird that her holding a MtG card actually makes her hotter to me?
>>698421433
Shut the fuck...up
>>698408886
Man Dong Lover is fucking whiter than all of us.
>>698421349
>>698421550
Frustrated Virgin detected...
>>698420820
What sounded "ass wounded" about what I said? Glad we are in agreement about emma porn, lets kickstart it?
better than tinder! plenty of hornyy girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchangirls.html
>>698421763
I don't know what this is.
>>698421802
I wasnt talking to you, i was talking to her.
>>698421951
Yank that phony dick off and flash dem tits...
>>698410176
kek, but yeah I'd make out with her asshole gladly.
I'd fuck Ariana over any other celebrity, but if I include Porn Stars id definitely go Tori Black.
>>698421844
I just misread your tone. Sorry.
>>698422271
You will get AIDS.
>>698422568
for his legal team?
>>698421934
It's called hentai
>>698407478
>One celeb to fuck
>>698422595
N-N-No...
>>698422705
O ya bb that's it
>>698422635
Put me down for $5.
>>698408067
Her scratchy voice makes me hard.
>>698408657
Thats a man gorilla.
>>698408297
This. Fucking cute
>>698415186
Nice choice, Maury.
I'm sure it will help with whatever domestic disputes you wo are currently having.
>>698407675
ma nigga
>>698408437
>>698408298
>Those lips
>Those eyes looking up at you, longingly.
Hnng
>>698420310
yes, more please
>>698408454
She's quite busty. Nice
Mmmm
Pls someone post Mackenzie Foy.
>>698408547
Nice. She's hot. Does she make those Japanese pornstar sounds, though (squealing/high-pitched pain sounds)?
>>698423004
Pay up son, it's Emma.
>>698423194
>>698423486
>>698423351
Already claimed
>>698408528
>>698423512
Is that Taissa Farmiga? Nice
>>698423402
a new celeb loli waifu?
>>698423515
my man
>>698423975
Mine definitely
>>698423674
even better than i thought
>>698424066
>>698411727
she's fucking hot but man she looks strung out as fuck when smiling
>>698424199
She looks like a very hot alien.
new thread op you lazy nigger
>>698414698
moar pls
>>698424871
Says the lazy nigger. :^)
Weird picks that probably no one else even knows.
1. Shawn Killinger from QVC
2. Flora from The Great British Baking Show
