Incest stories thread >be me 13 >sister 12 >we were
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Incest stories thread
>be me 13
>sister 12
>we were both curious about the body
>not sexually but stuff like how we pissed
>we saw pee as like a strange liquid that could be drunk
>we used to watch Bear grylls so that was possibly the inspiration
>this meant the pee to us was interesting but no scat
>dat shit is nasty
>we both went into the bathroom and stripped
>we got into the bathtub so we could just rinse it without cleaning
>this was always the kind of logic we used
>we started with her
>went down on her and pushed my finger in her mysterious pee hole
>i repeat it was not origionally intended for sexual purposes
>but rather for scientific reasons
>i saw her naked before but i could get a better look now
>inspecting her tight virgin pussy
>i believe that to be the first time she saw me in the nude so it was a new experience for her
>she informed me that she was going to pee
>i spread her lips as much as i could and got showered in the interesting liquid
>opened my mouth and put my mouth to her pussy
>drank it all . . . all
>i guess we naturally had a pee fetish
>i licked her pussy clean
>as my tongue moved across her clitorus we learned it felt good acording to her
>and just as tasty to me
>as she grabbed my limp dick (boners were rare at this point)
>i could feel i was starting piss
>she seemed reluctant at first so i kissed her
>told her nothing is wrong with it and she wouldnt have to do it again
>(if she didnt want to)
>put my cock in her mouth
>it wasnt a huge piss but she managed to drink it all
>when she got up she smiled and said "i love you anon"
>i guess she enjoyed it
>she Kissed me again
>then we just kissed for 20 minutes in the locked bathroom
>that was the first time that happened
what in the name of fuck
i... dont even know what the fuck to say to this
>>698396605
pee and incest. two of my favorite things!
>>698396605
What the fuck
>>698396605
>>698396605
kek
>>698396605
ITT shit that never happened.
>>698396605
So, tell us about the other times it happened.
>>698396605
>13
>boners were rare at this point
Dafuq?
>>698397436
>>698397428
>>698397139
>>698396933
beta ass vanilla normies detected
>>698396605
Fgt
Wha... what the fuck?
>>698396605
fake as fuck.
12+13 and doesn't know about sex and can't get a boner... I got boners every morning and wanked almost every day from like 12 wtf how did you grow up?
>>698396605
Better
>>698396605
>be me 13
>watch Bear grylls
you're literally 5 years old
>>698396605
>>698397541
>ITT shit that never happened.
u new on dis website??
>>698397658
i was hoping others would have some stories
however other times included geting a boner and so i could shove my cock in her and pee in her
then soon cum came into play but i used that to reward her
soon it all died off though
>>698397860
>>698398272
sure is summer in here
>>698397997
i have that image but i wanted to view some stories rather than the images
>>698398420
How are things between you both now?
>>698396605
> first time that happened
SHARE ANOTHER OP
heple me
>>698396605
Ur English is broken as fuck
>>698398748
the thing is she recently needed a place to stay so she came to live with me
(we both 28/29 now)
and she aproached me naked wanting some action like the "good old days"
her quote not mine
we have always been close but it shocked me
>>698399385
i may be dislexic or something
>>698399489
>13
>bear grylls
>now I'm 28/29
Math and English seem to be your weak points anon
Keep going OP. I'm getting limp over here.
>>698398571
>sure couldn't wait to zing out some buzzwords
>>698399672
i also want some stories
>>698398420
>pee in her
>in her
>in
you put your penis and a vagina and started peeing
how are you alive
what the fuck happened
>>698399652
bear grylls has been on tv since 2002,are you that fucking dumb?
>>698399378
yeah I have this shit too just report it
>>698396605
Ugh that's my fetish
>>698399974
like i say
it was experimentation
I hate OP's who don't deliver
>>698400168
no but i mean literally what happened? i have always wondered what happens if you pee in a vagina. where did it go?
>>698399974
the i dear was that i could use her hole as a sort of storage for my own piss
but it just like leaked out
Alright, I'm going to tell you about me experiences with my sister now.. Please don't judge me, tho 4chan won't judge anyway I suppose
> be me, 15 year old faggot with no friends, just anti-social
> staying home all day, using computer, but aint horribly ugly
> got my mother earning money, isn't often there, but is caring
> father disappeared like a nigger, never saw him
> 13 year old sister that I have to watch out for, but is rather independent, good body already
> one normal day, playing WoW, my sister comes over to my room
> asks what I'm doing
> tell her a bit about the game and stuff
> she sits next to me, seemed interested
> happy about someone actually caring for what I do all day
> let her have a try at playing it too, sits on my lap
> wasn't quite sure where to put my hands, just landed on her legs
> try holding back boner, but 100% sure she realised too
> didn't freak out tho, just a slight giggle, was quite understanding probably
> played for a while, was actually pretty chill
>>698400405
like the pee would go in her bladder
we couldnt see her peeing up my dick hole
>>698400493
> started getting used to having her that near, gave her some tips and stuff
> we began doing gaming sessions like these very often from then
> she always liked sitting on my lap for "some reason" I eventually realised
> over time I decided to check her body while she plays, she didn't mind too much
> "we aint strangers after all"
> grabbed her butt, breasts, waist, whatever. Was quite a tease for me, but better than nothing
> never originally planned to fuck her REALLY, fantasies are a different matter tho..
> anyway, time came when I went to "massage" her under her clothes
> slight moans were heard
> guess she was embaressed about that and told me to stop
> still, the next times she even asked me to go down there
> slowly she didn't even come for playing the game anymore, but for the stuff we do in the meantime
>>698399975
That would make his maximum age 27 or MAYBE 28, but certainly not 29, professor.
>>698400924
Tell more! ;3
>>698401223
Stop.
Anyone have a hot sister but never did anything? I bet you fapped night and day to her
>>698400924
i need more
>>698400593
AAAAA WHAT
>>698400924
> one day, horny me decides it would be a great idea to ask her if she wants to do more
> she was not sure, but eventually agreed after some more talking and playing
> I help her strip and lay her naked onto my bed.
> heart was racing, we both knew whats going to be done now
> I removed my clothes quickly, and moved onto her
> not idea where I got the confidence for really carrying that through
> but I did, and slowly pushed it in , constantly reassuring her I'll be careful
> [insert sex scene here]
> don't pull out, and cum fully inside her
> resting on her for a moment, virginity successfully lost
> till realisation strikes
> sis asks if I came inside
> ohManThatsNotGood.webm
> she panics, I sit there naked and try to get my head clear to find out what to do
> sis cries and girly-hits me frustratedly
> decide to just keep it a secret for now, and we'll see what's gonna happen
> best plan evar
> atmosphere between us was a bit complicated from then
I love these, post more pls
>>698396605
I am so hard now
>>698401535
> a few months pass by
> sister shows me her belly
> starts getting hard to hide it below the clothes
> meanwhile, I've been asking for help on numerous forums
> looked like we're fucked, but then I got a mail
> the guy that wrote it offered us to get rid of the problem, in exchange for 100$
> that was quite an amount of money, but as we were desperate..
> we went to the place he asked us to go, some shady industrial area, but there was no going back
> we went to a hall and knocked on some rusty old iron door
> guy opened door, looked relatively normal actually
> went in
> sister sat down in a chair
> I talked to the guy about how he's gonna do it
> then he told me something I'll never forget
> Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Nothing can safe you from this.
> You idiots really fell for this, kek.
>>698401897
I have been rused
Damn
>>698401792
glad to know you enjoyed it
ill write some more for some other day and post them all in one thread
>>698398420
wow i gues Cartman from southpark was right.. you do have to pee in there..
>>698401897
>expecting nessy
>recieve this cancer
>mfw
>>698401897
KEK
Any real ones boys?
>>698401897
i've seen it coming from tokyo
>>698401897
cock
>>698401897
losing my boner but continue
>>698401897
I was expecting the dinosaur. Well played
>>698401897
Shamefur dispray
>>698401897
not a fan
>>698401897
was hoping for this ending tbh
>>698401897
yeah if this b.s was for real,me my family my uncles my aunts my grandparents etc would have died before the existence of humanity
>>698401897
wew
>>698401897
Kek
>>698401897
KEKE
>>698401897
kill yourself
>>69840189
w
>>698396605
I had a threesome with 2of my cousins when I was 13, on mobile if you guys wanna hear about it
>>698401897
Fuck
>>698403765
Proceed
>>69840189
Weak
>>698396605
>>698400820
MakeBerlin GreatAgain.
O/
I''
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Clicks heels
>>698401897
end the story or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Nothing can safe you from this
>>698401897
what does this have to do with masturbation ??
>>698401897
It started getting frail towards the end! I knew something was coming Should have gone with the dinosaur
>>698401897
Fuck. You.
>>698404758
Thanks for the advice, gonna improve the text for the next incest thread. I wonder when people are gonna remember the story before I post the whole thing
>>698401771
>>698401897
Fuck you
>>698403765
>Be me age 11
>Use to cottage with tons of family
>Grew up with cousins J and T 11 and 9 at the time
>Started getting touchy with J that summer
>We'd sneak away from family at the beach to get naked and basically just check things out since we were curious
>One night J and I sneak down to the beach when our parents are hammered
>Get naked
>Thisisoldnews.jpg
>J tells me to kiss her
>We make out for a bit and go home cuz 11 and I dunno wtf I'm doing
>Didn't really think anything of it, we were kids just having fun right?
>Spent some time at their place the following summer
>J is qt as f now, little taller, nice little tiddies
>T is starting to hang out with us more
>They had a play room in their basement
>The three of us would play truth or dare
>T would dare us to do sexual shit like kiss, or take off articles of clothing
>T was getting curious too
>Summer came and went
>So excited for the next summer when Wed all be together again
>>698401897
fuck off faggot im immune do your nigger story
>>698405344
>use to cottage with tons of family.
I Britistan "to cottage" means visiting public toilets for gay hook ups. Your family was very progressive /b/ro
>>698405344
>We continued playing truth or dare occassionally
>Eventually, we were all naked and got to the really serious stuff
>J asked me to play with her nipples
>I didn't think much about it and did it
>Ended up biting into them, and she screamed loudly
>If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight lol
>got you again haha
>>698396605
>>698405344
>Next summer rolls around
>See J and T
>J is a little smoke show b cup tiddies, pale, blood hair
>T is smaller, a little thicker but still really cute
>They're from a small town and both now have experience with boys
>First night we all stay at my parents cottage
>2 beds in room
>J and I in one, T in the other
>J and I up late talking, kissing generally fooling around
>J starts rubbing my cock
>I'm beside myself, first handy and it's so good
>T asks what were doing
>J tells her to mind her own business
>I'm frozen with fear of being ratted out
>She just says 'You guys are fuckin disgusting' rolls over and goes to sleep
>J finishes me off and tells me 'to.irrow night it's my turn to cum
>Trippingballs.exe
>Next night staying at their place in their tent
>All 3 of us are there
>Stole some whiskey from drunken parents
>>698396605
>i guess we naturally had a pee fetish
... Anon
>>698405692
Oh, really?
>>698400405
holy shit I died reading this
>>698406257
> to a nigger
good one anon
>>698401897
Sh8t
>>698401897
fuck
>>698401897
Trust issues. I repeat, trust issues
>>698406160
>Decide to play truth or dare like the old days
>Start getting tipsy and ask T why she thinks we'rere disgusting
>She says dicks are gross
>J says then you're gonna learn to like them
>Tells me pull my dick out
>K
>J gives T a quick anatomy lesson
>Dares her to grab it
>She does then giggles and backs off
>Keep drinking
>Dare J to take her pants off
>This keeps on til were all naked
>I'm hard as a rock
>J dares me to make out with T
>Uhhhhhhh, k
>Her and I start making out
>J starts jerking me off again
>This goes on for a few minutes and it's my turn
>Dare them to make out
>They do, and I'm losing it, this is the hottest shit I've ever seen
>Start rubbing both clits, tiddies they're laughing cuz drunk
>Ts turn
>Dares J to suck my dick
>Oh shit
>She doesn't hesitate, just goes for it
>Not a word being said
>So I tell T to join her
>She's reluctant, but her sister shows her what to do
>T failing at sucking dick but J is working my balls like a pro
>I blow load all over T
>She freaks and books it out of the tent
>Panicmode ensues, we don't wanna get caught.
>I run back to parents cottage
>Everything worked out ok
>>698401897
> guy opened door
> not walking the fucking dinosaur
0/10
>>698407167
We fucked around for the rest of the week, but no sex cuz too scared of babies.
J and I fucked for a couple years after that til she met her husband.
He hates me, I feel like she told him about it. Christmas dinners are awk lol
>>698401897
could tell this was fake the moment Wow was mentioned. warcraft has never even indirectly led to anyone getting laid.
>>698401897
At least the story wasn't garbage
>>698401897
hot
>>698405839
Worthless waste of human ressources
>>698396605
>>i repeat it was not origionally intended for sexual purposes
>>but rather for scientific reasons
kek'd
>>698396605
Is it normal to feel like deep non brother sister love to ur half sister. One u didnt see much until late teens
>>698396605
APPROVE
>>698401897
faggot
>>698401897
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>>698401897
hilo
>>698401897
Kys
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>>698409130
Wow.. never in my life did I have so many replies to a post of mine.
I'd like to thank my mother for giving me the opportunity of participating in this world, my father for always being there for me when he wasn't drunk or out with his friends, and finally my brother for having made me the fucked up person I am now.
>>698401897
Fuck you
>>698401897
That's not a dinosaur!
>>698401897
Fucks sakes I keked
>>698405839
Will you just kill yourself
Die scrub
>>698401897
I was really expecting him to drop the charge to $3.50
>>698396605
tell me there is a second time anon
>>698401897
I love you /b/. Never change
>>698401897
replying for the keks m8
>>698401535
bitch ass bitch ruined my hard on
>>698401897
Fuck you anon
>>698401897
I didn't fall for shit. As soon as I saw "some shady man on the other side of town that I just so happened to meet on a shady forum would help for 100 dollars instead of us just using a morning after pill" I knew we'd be in for this bullshit
>>698401897
Wew
>>698405839
nice one m8
>>>>698401897
I've fallen into your chasm of tricks
>>698409347
Aren't you just the edgiest little 12 year old
>>698405344
shiet
>>698405839
I hope you get lou garrets disease and your mother dies of cervical cancer.
>>698405839
Wew again
>>698405839
haha
>>698411043
>Lou garrets
Try Lou Gehrig's disease instead, faggot
>>698411252
You know what I mean. Go fuck yourself you whoremongering cunt.
>>698401897
You're a cockgobbler.
>>698409347
fucking kill yourself
i require more stories
>>698401897
>> Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Nothing can safe you from this.
>> You idiots really fell for this, kek.
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOD IS DEAD best one yet
>>698401897
u cuck
>>698409347
best one yet m8 I laughed
Niggger
lele so meme XD
>>698401897
Ddhgdxg
>>698396605
i feel conflicted. i don't even have these fetishes yet my diamond dick says otherwise.
>>698405839
Eat ass
>>698396605
>>698401897
well there you go.
>>698401897
Meh
>>698405839
Wew lad
>>698405839
It's not that hard to reply faggot
>>698401897
Lol
>>698398000
trips
>>698401897
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>698405839
Again for real?
>>698401897
m...m....meeeEEEEEEEME
>>698413432
It's less hard still to not reply. Why the fuck would you reply to the little shit? He literally shitposted in the hopes of making you reply, so why give him what he wants?
>>698401897
damn that ending is sad m8
>>698401897
i fucking hate you.
i truly fucking hate you.
>>698405839
again
>>698401897
wew
>>698414106
Lol but y u mad tho? :^)
>>698401897
include me in the screencap #niggers4reddit
>>698396605
this is a real story about my sister and me
i'm not a good story teller and i'm not gonna write in green text so fuck off
when we were like 5-6 or something we would just sit on my bed and touch each others genitals. i still got the image in my head when i was touching her urethra and she kinda flinched a little bit. i also still feel her touching the tip of my penis... I'm still thinking about it
and that fucking 20 years later...
probably the a little reason why i'm into the whole incest fantasy
>>698401897
ok lol
>>698405839
First time i've replied to one of these troll things and its just to say well played, you hooked me twice you cunt lol.
>I'm 15 and I was jerking off
>my sister walks into my room whilst I'm striking away
>my sister, 7, asks what I'm doing
>I tell her I'm playing "spaceship"
>she then asks how to play
>I tell her if I showed her she couldn't tell anyone else about this game
> she listened and I grabbed her hand and put her hand around my dick
>and then shove my cox in her mouth telling her that you have to suck the bad out of the spaceship to save the day
>she keeps sucking it and licking my balls which are rockets
>I bite her tie which was flat considering she was 7 and then I grabbed her butt hard and spanked her telling she's bad
> she starts to cry as I make her deep threat my 7 inch cock in her little 2nd grade throat
>she starts to cry louder and louder and I told her that she failed the mission
>I grab her turn her around and open her legs
> I grab a wipe and start cleaning her ass and shove my fingers with the moist towel
>after it was clean I slipped the head of my cock in her butthole as she scream and I started fucking the day lights out of her till she couldn't feel it anymore
>her asshole was gaping
> I grabbed her feet and put it in my mouth and licked her soles
> she said she is bad at this game and I said she can never play t agin
>as long as she swallows the bad stuff out of the spaceship
>she sucks and sucks and finally I let white stuff in her mouth,
>she swallows and says it tastes sweet
>that was 6 years ago, she says she doesn't remember the game spaceship but I still remember her tight butt and choking
And no it isn't fake I promise
>>698405839
oh lol
>>698401897
Nope
>>698414659
>>that was 6 years ago, she says she doesn't remember the game
Oh she remembers.
>>698401897
well people retarded these days :/
>>698405839
555
>>698405839
lol
My babysitter taught me how to jerk off. I was 11 I guess she was prob 15 or 16.
>>698401897
Well done you deserved my reply
>>698414659
It's time to stop posting. You've dishonoured yourself with this terrible quality post and you should really stop posting and have a long, hard look at your life and make some changes in terms of who you are. May God have mercy on your soul, if it is right that He should do so.
>>698415284
That's hot, you should greentext it. I'd read that
>>698414659
Ofc it's not fake anon, ofc not....
>>698401897
Fuck u
>>698397666
Op is a fag
>>698399974
I piss INSIDE my wife's pussy on a weekly basis. Then we fuck while she's full of piss and she licks it clean after. Piss fetish is real.
>>698415284
green text that plz
>>698414659
this is quite possibly the most legit post I've seen all night
>>698396605
(uncomfortable)
>>698399378
Lol that happened to me 2
>>698415950
She do yoga or something? How fucking flexible is she to be able to lick the piss out of her own snatch?
>>698414482
Lol. Did you only do it when you were children or did it carry on when puberty hit?
>>698401897
kys
>>698396605
shhhhit
>>698401897
fuck off :C
>>698415950
The internet is full of make believe!
>>698401897
ohh youu
>>698416476
Not out of herself. Just off my dick. It'd be hot if she did out of herself.
>>698417134
Why do you think this is make believe anon?
>>698417470
I hope and pray I meet some girl like that.
>>698417470
Because you're clearlt lying your ass off, chum. Pics or it didnt happen.
>>698401897
n1 fagget
>>698401897
Fuck you
>>698401897
this ain't ylyl
>>698396605
does anyone notice that Harley has the same tatoo above her pussy like Paige Tunah?
>>698401897
ripuopuop
>>698405839
...
>>698412253
yea. totally
>>698401897
kek
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>>698401897
Ffs
>>698405839
kms
>>698417649
Wasn't too hard to get her to try. Didn't start with piss though. We started with filling her with water from a water bottle or my mouth and fucking on a towel. I think she read it in one of her kinky romance books. Piss only came into play while we were drunk and I told her of my piss fetish.
>>698417716
So im taking it because you're unable to get a girl to do this, it clearly has to be a lie. Wouldn't that mean by that logic that women having sex is a lie too.
Sorry to break it to you CHUM... but there are some people that are into weird shit like this. I'm just lucky enough to have found one.
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>>698401897
nmlnbv
>>698418872
Yeah, but where's the pictures m8? Oh, you dont have any, because you made the whole thing up? What a surprise.
>>698401897 shit
>>698405839
jkhh
>>698407167
shit
I suck at writing stories but here we go
>be 15 male cuck
>sister is 10/10 and she is 16
>i say "come to my room i want to show you something"
>she runs over to my room
>I basically punch her so hard she faints
>i tell her to lie down on the bed
>after she lies down i remove her clothes and she allows me to but is still in sleepy mode
>i remove her panties
>im starting to create diamonds in my pants
>pull off my boxersr
>she wakes up and sees my cock
>she screams no
>i say "i roll to knock her out"
>pull out my 20 sided dice from my most valuable dice set
>I get a 20.
>I knock her out with my ballsack and she falls aslepp
>i decide to put my penis inside of her
>miss the hole and enter pee hole instead
>she wakes up and screams "fuck me, hump me, daddy better make me choke"
>i panic and run outside to my dog instead and fuck its tight pussy
>shit's tite as fuck man
>>698419095
Ever try to take a picture in the shower with water getting everywhere? Doesn't happen.
But... To to each there own. Hope you have a happy life of loneliness anon.
I once watched my sister fuck my step-brother
My sis was like 15 and my step-bro was 18
They asked me to watch for some reason and I did. It was fucking disgusting though. My sister is basically the female version of Shrek and step-bro looks like a typical fedora tipper.
After they did it I told them off to my parents and step-fedora-tipper-bro got kicked out. Best day of my life
>>698419900
kys
>>698419963
>why cant I hold all these excuses?
>no one has ever managed to record piss porn because it's too difficult
Don't worry about me being lonely m8, I'm not the one making up fantasy sex lives to lie to strangers about on an anonymous imageboard. I dont need to pretend to strangers to feel better about myself.
>>698396605
I wanna be jealous because that seems adventrous and all. But jesus christ, thats pretty messed up.
>>698420227
Lol, why would you even watch that?
>>698401897
kek
>>698420607
I was like 12-13 and I thought it would be fun. But as a good gesture of me telling them off my stepdad gave me one of those game-boys with the freshest pokemon
>>698401897
Wow
>>698401897
Fuck you
>>698420769
Lel, fair enough. Life...she is a peculiar mistress.
>>698397973
wanked first time at 9... and everyday from there on
>>698401897
fu, it was a good story D:
>>698401897
kek
>>698396605
Would've been great minus the piss
>>698401897
kek
>>698396605
>be 13
>rare boners
>we used to watch Bear grylls so that was possibly the inspiration
Does your mom know you're on the Internet?
>>698397973
its almost as if the story is bullshit made up by a sad, lonely, loser. Funny that.
>>698401897
dafuq..
>>698401897
kek
>>698401897
Fuck
better than tinder! plenty of horny young girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchangirls.html
>>698422115
Dude stop with the scam, I mean the link has .html and I've never seen a dropbox link like that
>>698405839
Fuck
>>698422115
Fuuuuckin hell m8s, look at the hound the bot picked for this picture. Bitch is ugly af and thats with 40kg worth of makeup weighting down her face. And what the FUCK is with the eyebrows?!
>>698405839
fucking knew it
>>698398420
>shove my cock in her and pee in her
I would like to hear this story
>>698401897
really wish they would ban people for this sigh
>>698405839
lol
>>698401317
Yeah, that was the case for me when I was growing up with my older sister. I first realized she was hot when I was around 12 years old and she was around 14 after I got a hard-on from seeing her in a bikini during a trip to the local pool. I never was brave or stupid enough to try to fuck her, but I'm addition to fapping to her constantly I did do creep stuff whenever the opportunity presented itself. Peeking up her skirt/down her shirt, "accidentally" walking in on her undressing, stealing her underwear and fapping with her panties around my dick, once or twice I even fapped while staring at her half naked body while she slept. If I ever had ended up in one of those situations where she was drunk and passed out cold I would've probably taken advantage of her and just fill her womb to the brim with my cum.
>>698419900
>miss the hole and enter pee hole instead
sure is summer
>>698423100
Been here since 2004 though.
>>698401897
>>698423305
sure haven't gone outside since 2004
>>698401897
HAHAHA nice one OP
>>698423100
I'm pretty sure first time I fingered a girl I hit the urethra. I had no idea what I was doing and I put my finger in something VERY tight down there
>>698423575
okay?
>>698401897
Homo
>>698401897
shit fuck you
>>698401535
Should have said the place was asking for tree fiddy when you "knocked on the old door"
>>698401897
Kek
>>698396605
>be me
>dad sleeping on front
>stick pee pee in dad butt
>fuck
>fuck
>i am cum
>dad wake up
>dont do that boy
>>698401897
Fuck you
>>698401897
>>698425208
good memories
>>698401897
I'm honestly losing my shit over how many people are pissed about this. That being said fuck you anon but well done. I'm at an uncomfortable half-mast
>>698405839
nigger
>>698396605
>>698401897
lel
>Me and first cousin
>Bout eight - ten years old
>Don't remember how it started but we used to hide from parents and get naked
>Even did it in the school toilets sometimes since we went to the same school
>After a few times we started touching each other
>Eventually we started sleeping in the same bed, since we slept in the same room, we would block the door and then she'd come to my bed and we'd sleep naked
>Never went any further than that
>Some time later she left the country because her dad gained custody of her
>She came back about two years ago, we're both about twenty four at this time
>Don't know if she remembers or not, I'm sure as hell not going to be the one to mention it
>>698401897
fuk me m8
>>698401897
fuck
>>698405839
>>698405839
fuk off m8
>Be me
>15 years old
>Sister is 12
>She goes through puberty
>She has a nice body
>One day we watch a scary movie
>We sleep in same bed
>I get up to go to bathroom
>I walk out to kitchen
>I grab knife
>i cut off my dicke and balls and proceed to shove my shit back into my asshole
>>698401897
>Anonymous
I hate you>>698401897
>>698401897
sure
>>698401897
Fuuuuu
>>698401897
kek
>>698401897
fuk u
>>698401897
rip
>>698401897
thanks
>>698401897
gold one
>>698401897
fuck you
>>698397666
this, was getting random boners from like 5+ and puberty hit by 12 so boners were common as muck
also checked
>>698401897
REEEEE
what ever happened to rob
>>698403488
Roll
kek
>>698401897
Oh my fuck anon you got me
