Tinder thread.
post stories, experiences, and good pick up lines.
>>698395599
>doesn't post his own story
I met a Native American girl on tinder. We banged the first night we met, also she bit my lips and next hard. I'm super surprised I didn't get an std. Also she turned out to be psycho, fucked up my next relationship bad, smoked dmt some months later and seems to have lost her mind completely
>>698396006
Neck not next
I've got a literal fuck ton I have plied to and matches just sitting. Don't really care for the most part. Tinder bitches come and go
>>698396532
>>698396744
>>698396834
Oops
>>698396834
impressive faggot
send me a pic of your self
>>698396985
>>698397094
Yea but.. I could be catfishing.. or I could.. you know... not?
>>698397211
just curious how much you have to be on tinder, want to try it out
>>698397094
I'm down to respond however so pleases with a dub to the set matches I've made. Also I didn't catfish it's actually me.
>>698397422
Not much. Just don't aim high that's why I have so many matches the shit I posted was literally over a week just swipe right
>>698397636
I see, thanks
get dubs
>>698397422
It's pretty ok. You have to understand a lot of these girls just want to hookup some want to pretend like they are in it for more but for the most part it really is just a hook up srvice
>>698395599
Is there a way to use it if you don't have a smartphone?
God damnit my apartment wreaks. Fucking dad has been using the shampoo to jerk off again.
>>698397999
I dunno. I don't think so because of the location thing and all but maybe? I just do it on my lunch break.. swipe right match. Oh yay I feel good about myself on to the next thing the Shitty part is when they just keep on messaging you and you have to just unmatched them
>>698395599
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
>>698398151
bots, imagine how annoying they'll become when they will actually be able to create proper sentences based on your responses
>>698398151
Bots used to be common I haven't had a bot in a while now though
I'm British, living in London, met a woman who's American studying abroad (like 95% of my Tinder matches were American, weird). We went drinking in a whole bunch of different bars and clubs. We ended the night with me fingering her while she rubbed my dick through my trousers at a bus stop (there was a guy there, when I sobered up I realised he totally knew what we were doing).
1 and a half years later, we're engaged. She's smart and funny, we have a huge amount in common, and she's amazing in bed. From what I've heard of Tinder, I got pretty fucking lucky.
>>698398355
fkn dubs gimme ur face
>>698396532
85% of the girls on tinder are only there for attention. I used to believe all girls would be down for meeting.
Nope.
90% of the women on Tinder are fat or ugly, usually both.
The other 10% are freaks anyway. So why even bother trying to weed through all of the shit for one or two women that may be worthwhile.
>>698397524
>>698398355
dubs gimme your pics
>>698398409
you're engaged to a slut, congrats man. And there was I thinking my life sucks, thanks for making me feel better
>>698398705
at least he isn't a wizard
>>698395599
I was in a European capital city for 5 days and I used to get like 3-4 matches a day, distance filter less than 3 miles and age 18-25.
I banged a Canadian chick.
Now I'm back in my small town and I got just one match during the last two weeks, even though I usually run out of right swipes and I set a 100 miles distance filter.
Damn.
>>698395599
Shit going through a couple of these I forgot to follow through
>>698398409
Yea. You really did
>>698398528
You'd really be surprised you have to play it cool but I'm sure some of the girls just like the attention
got my 1st graphics tablet. thoughts?
opened with 'want to have a competition?'
'lets see who can make the other the most uncomfortable...'
she liked it, chatted for ~2 weeks, met up on fri for coffee, fucked like rabbits, she was round earlier for the same. Hottest sex ive ever had, shes an amazing person and we are very similar :) win.
>>698398599
Fuck off you Benedictine monk.
I found my current gf 8.5/10 on there about 2 years ago, she was 17 and in hs but I was horny and 17 is legal here. We talked for a good bit on text, phone, and Skype, before she actually met up with me, ended up just getting a drink but she let me feel her up and we kissed. Got a blowjob the second date at the movies. Found out later that she is basically a complete virgin and bulimic, depressed, and has anxiety. She was hot so I stuck with her and helped her through some of her issues and now will basically do anything for me in bed and is the best sex I've ever had.
>>698398599
Meh that's just preference man. Yea sure, some are totally a no go. Just leave them waiting and move on to the next one. Some are perfect to talk to. Some, I've actually felt like I could make a relationship out of.. but then I realize, why would I be on tinder to make a realtionship?
> okay story time
>>698395599
I've had all kinds of experiences with Tinder. I've ended up dating girls I met on the for a few months a couple of times, and have had really shitty dates that went nowhere a bunch of times.
There's definitely a range of what people are looking for. If you have a bio, and you make it clear that you don't want to just hook up, you'll find that you mostly match with girls that don't want to just hook up. If you remove the bio or have a quick one-liner, it's easy to find girls that are dtf, though.
Usually, I match with a girl, we plan something, and then she cancels about an hour beforehand.
If I'm looking for a relationship, the best approach is to say something insightful based off of their profile. If I want to hook up, I have a stupid amount of success with "Does this mean we're bf and gf now"
>>698399097
2 fucking weeks? Jesus I couldn't do that. I lose interest In about a week
>>698399435
Interesting my bio is just 2 sentces I believe. No problem meeting all walks
>>698399080
better than the other shit in this thread
I was in a relationship with someone for 5 years. She was a 8/10, huge 30 HH breast and great ass, except butterface. Was getting stale. We were both on Tinder openly as a joke to see who could the most matches. She got rid of it after realising she would match pretty much everyone as a vagina.
I kept talking to this one girl though. 9/10 amazing redhead which was always my thing. It wasn't long before we got on crazy well and she started sending me nudes on whatsapp while I ordered her around. She would even go to the lengths of dressing up which scored major points.
This continued for a few months until I stopped it realising it all went too far and I was cheating. I told her I was with someone else and she was hurt but wanted me and so I kept speaking to her for a while while I tried to break off my relationship.
Didn't have the balls to do it at the time because I was booked to go on a holiday with the GF and she owed me £1500 and so I told Tinder girl that I would have to break it off with her.
I thought I would get over thinking about her but it wasn't going to happen, she had the most filthy mind, body that made my dick diamonds and we really got on.
Holiday went by and I had no excuses. Left GF. Hit up the girl, mfw she had started getting back in touch with her ex. I thought I had done this all for nothing, but I said it was cool and we should meet up as friends soon. We did and it turned out that she and her ex he only kind of 'kissed and made up' and weren't really back together. Ended up in a hotel at the end first day we met and fucked for hours. Could see her ass bouncing up and down in the mirror, she had the tightest pussy I've ever had the pleasure of gracing and she rode me like a fucking prize jockey.
That was February. Still with her now and she is the fucking mutt nuts. Loves being strangled, hit, bitten and well and truly owned.
Best decision I ever made.
>>698398151
Are you a 10\10 op
>>698400062
It's a bot
My bio says 11 inch cock. They act surprised when I show them my bantams.
>>698398151
dude she was into you
>>698399915
>>698400340
Emailing Marian right now
>>698400340
Got a couple of fugglies I would never respond to dubs get my profile pic as requested above. Or better yet... what I say next
>>698400562
Good, tell that. Bitch she fuck sucks. She bites the mother fucker
>>698400716
Heb
Hey
>>698400716
Wow you are so beautiful! I'd love to see more. Do you have kik so we can trade pics? I'll show you my 4 inch peepee
>>698400716
>>698398151
> rape-style sex
>>698400951
Holy fuck you're blubberous. Wanna fuck?
No issues getting matches. Been on five dates. Three of them were meh, ended up fucking one on second date (and then fucking her regularly for six months), the last one was an exchange student. Very long story short she ended up having to leave a lot sooner than expected because of an expired visa. That one still hurts.
>>698401066
Winrar. Also gonna reroll >>698400885
That
>>698400951
Well, you can make up for this if you let me fist your asshole. I'm gonna be slow and kind, I swear baby ;)
>>698401066
Shit..
>>698401287
Hahah awesome
>>698401287
kek
>>698401373
>>698401373
God I really hope she doesn't respond and I get forced into fucking her cause dubs
>>698400885
Rerolling one last time for the 4 inch peepee
>>698401516
Dude if my dubs make you fuck her I'm really sorry.... but dubs are dubs m8
>>698401560
I love my 4 inch peepee. Also please no
>>698401287
kek
>>698401287
What have you got to lose? you gone from nothing, now you're back to nothing.
what have you lose? NOTHING! :D
>>698401883
I have to lose sleep good sir. Sleep is important to me enough without having to lose it because of some god awful nightmare that is actually a memory that occurred because of poor life choices on 4 chan
>>698401809
Oh dude Sandra is a fucking monster. I'm gonna go for dubs again for "Oh Sandra, you're a fucking monster"
>>698402141
My wort nightmares are lived this day good sir
Guys I have a problem... girls always want to get to know me but I have no idea how to progress... If anything takes place we just keep talking online... how do I get to irl with strangers.
havent had sex in 3 years but turn girls aways 24/7
>>698402141
Sandra you look like you're made of ham.... so how's about sending me a pic of that ham wallet you keep in your pants?
>>698402141
Someone should photoshop her green cause I'm pretty sure that's shrek lying in wait
>>698402387
HAVE A COFFEE MAYBE?
>>698402607
Dude if dubs you MUST fuck Sandra.
>>698402387
Dude play it fucking coom and just talk. There's really nothing more to it.just be like. For sure. Let's do that alright I'm sure I might be free whenever the fuck. That's it
>>698402607
Jesus that's scary
>>698402712
Are you an avocado? Because you're the right kind of fat and are probably disgusting on the inside
>>698399060
Tbh you need to escalate and ask her for her number or to meet within the first 5-10 messages. Just get the shit out of the way so you don't waste time.
>>698402398
>>698402860
Why can't I get fuckin dubs. Rolling for either of these
>>698402799
Tfw I stole dubs from me possibly fucking Sandra. Jesus god know. I really do have standards. Low as they are... still standards
Im a good looking guy and get a good amount of matches and a few phone numbers every week. I have pretty much mastered how to get numbers but Im too lazy to ever actually meet up with a lot of girls and the ones I do want to meet up with usually flake. Ive actually fucked more girls sliding into dm's on twitter. I should write a damn book on that.
>>698396744
>>698396834
>>698396985
>>698397099
But you replied last to all of them...
"Got any plans for the night?" - Bold attempt I admit
"Hey. What's up?" - I like your style, plain, simple. Stands out a mile
"Hey there" - Guaranteed response, I'll use that one sometime
Has anyone tried using it on Bluestacks? I tried it but it wouldn't load past the finding people screen.
>>698403348
Now that's interesting please continue. Please go on
>>698403383
Yea these were matches from last night I just replied this am
>>698403146
Don't steal my dubs. Fuck sandra!
>>698403069
Rolling again
>>698395599
Ive created numerous tinder profiles and had the same girl stood up by all of them in a 2 week period. I watched every time and laughed while she kept checking the time on her phone.
>>698402647
small talk is just so terrible..I anticipate so much dead air
Sandra I don't know why, but I'm trying to figure out what your anus would smell like.
>>698395599
My first tinder date my date got hammered and got into 2 hit and runs while taking me home. Scary shit when she won't let u drive and you're 3 hours from home.
>>698403826
I will get those dubs to help you fuck sandra. Did our blubber broado respond yet?
>>698403383
Just for proof or whatever I guess
>>698403979
And you're still alone too
>>698404125
this dude has such a low self-esteem.
>>698404075
No.. and tbh I really hope she doesn't
>>698404187
Im have a girlfriend, it was her idea honestly. Women are spiteful
I ran into a girl on there that I share a lot of mutual friends with but never really talked to. She's out of town for a week (as the distance meter corraborates) but we've been going back and forth and we seem to have a fair bit in common. Wonder if she'll have the guts to make an appearance once she's in town.
>>698404429
Damnit you need to love these unlovable women. At least reply to Sandra with something
>>698404490
Should kill your supposed gf. She seems like bad news.
Would this be a good bio or nah:
"Beauty is why God invented eyeballs
And your booty is why God invented my balls"
I don't know if I should use this or just put some details like a normal person
>be me
>on tinder for 2-3 weeks
>get matched with 8/10 qt within a 2 mile distance
>chat the whole day, next day she sends me nudes
>asks for my nudes, send her dic pic
>"can't wait to suck your dick"
>we set up the date at friday on her sisters house
>last moment before I go she cancels it
>keep chatting anyways because she was pretty cool and worth the try
>1 week later I realize she just wanted to chat with someone
>mfw I wasted my time on that bitch
>chatting on friday night, everything going well
>2am, I'm sleeping and she sends "you can't stay with me"
>next day tries to call me like nothing happened
>started ignoring her after noticing how fucking shitty her personality was
>never heard of her again
Tinder is ok tbh but you find a lot of fucked up ppl, I did at least
>>698404429
Not at all actually she's pretty attractive. Might be lining up something tonight we will see... if b doesn't take me to Sandra's dugeon
>>698395599
Met a girl on there that lived about thirty miles away from me.
Chatted her up
She wants to come to my place
She says no hooking up she's not that kind of girl
This bitch shows up at my house at eight in the morning
Ofuk.jpeg
Come inside meet and talk
Go outside to smoke weed
Watch a comfy movie
Halfway in lay the moves on her
Makeout and feel her up
No anon I said no hooking up
Ok ok
Ten minutes go by
We're back at it again
Fall asleep
Wake up around noon
Send her off
Tinder is good if you aren't a three hundred pound overweight sack of shit. Get on there anons. Lots of semi attractive girls looking for a good time.
>>698404579
I avoid people I have too many friend connects with 2 or more
>>698404490
>I watched every time and laughed while she kept checking the time on her phone.
>>698404673
Dude.. please just dont
>>698404673
Cringe lord that you are i doubt you can get laid even if someone else was writing the material.
>>698404696
Wat? Is this for real?
>>698404852
Well she's doing a bad job of avoiding me, she could give me one-word replies or just go ghost. Maybe she's just too polite, it doesn't matter, I expect nothing.
well this just happened...
>be guy/trap looking for girls who like girly boys
>superlike a trans girl
>im here to meet cool people but dont realize this is a very unstable, insecure person
>talk about it like its just an interest
>of course she gets way offended
>she goes on about how she really is a girl and if she didnt mention that she is trans, no one can tell the difference
>I said I recognized it immediately, and thats why i matched
>gets way more offended, starts having a breakdown
>says I am making her hate herself and she wants to detransition
this is why I dont like actual trans people. they are way too hypersensitive...
>be me
>be on tinder
>say hello or hi
>get unmatched
>delete tinder
>>698405112
Every word
I basically only get matched with Asians, due to nothing that I am intentionally doing.
>>698404125
Bitch hinted you to grab some food together, you failed.
>>698402860
Rolling for this
>>698405251
Yea when they know a lot of the same people it's a bad decision cause they are afraid word will get spread of any action. But my only suggestion would be to be upfront and kind of demand whether or not you would be meeting up with her. I. Which case is a bad idea anyways.. so.. really no win in that scenario...
>download tinder
>do the swippy swipes
>get some matches
>leave the state of depression
>enter the state of anxiety
>too scared to message any of them
>return to the state of depression
>>698405265
I've run it a few girl boys but usually I'm quick enough to swipe left
>>698405488
FINALLY SANDRA WILL GET LOVE
Met a 29 year old milf, started flirting and moved to phone call. 15 minutes in, she told me she had to confess something. She's married and her husband and herself were browsing tinder looking for someone to fuck her while the husband watched
I agreed to the cuckold, was invited to their home the following week, had drinks n became friendly, good music and great convoersation.
Anyway, so the husband excuses himself, 5min goes past, and the electricity to the house shut off.
I shit myself for a few seconds at first coz this was obviously where I get murdered, right? wrong. The wife instantly jumps me and aggressively starts making out with me and rubbing all my no no places. FUCKING loved it.
Evidently, they planned a sort of voyeur / cuck scenario where the husband is lost in the dark and walked in on her slut of a wife getting fucked by me in their living room, but kept kidding and just perved.
Came inside her, her request.
Kinda fucked up..... kinda awesome. Tru?
>>698405834
Just message them anon. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
>>698405874
Kept hiding*
>>698405468
Yea I know. I'm a little drunk I only realized it after the fact.. hence the response that left me with are you free tonight or whatever. I'm actually surprised you got that. I realized it instantly after which is why I usually respond with trying to actually talk
>>698405593
Lol
>>698396006
ARIANA?
>>698405872
Sandra anon don't tell me you left and let me down
>>698402860
Ffs
>>698406369
Yessss feelsgoodman
When I match with a fattie I play games to pass the time.
My town is shite for this app. I live in a smallish town in Sweden, whereas all the girls weigh just close to a full size truck or are the spawn of Farmer Bob and the goat Lisa.
>>698406523
Give me replies. I'll pick the funniest ones to send back.
>>698405855
Who doesn't like fresh crab?
>>698399277
Dubs answering dubs
>>698406512
Btw the other fuggy unmatched me after my b generated response so I'm expecting no less but Ffs I am really not hoping for the fact she just wants to get laid
>>698404766
Convincing me to download this shit I'm a virgin at the moment but I'm not bad looking and im not a complete sphaghett master. I'm sure after week on tinder I might have been able to bag a bitch hah
>>698407138
>>698407022
she's practically handing you the fuck
>>698407144
Aw we lost blubber broad? Fuck... well at least we found your dubs
>>698407192
You can and will if you put your mind to it. God speed anon.
>>698407265
>>698407274
She's fat as fuck. I don't date women fatter than me.
>>698407346
KEK
>>698407346
I am proud of you
>>698407346
Women aren't a minority
Guys help, 20 yo virgin here
made tinder, swiped like 200 girls, still no match
im decent looking and not a retard (id say 6/10)
A. are girls in my country retarded (ex-commie cesspit Serbia)
B. do they not know how to use Tinder
C. do they only swipe really hot guys
i really got no fucking clue. i see shrek looking mfckers pull off decent looking girls.
>>698407346
How did she respond to this
>>698407022
Have you seriously ever seen a monkey shot down in cold blood like that? I mean turn on the new? Monkeys are be killed every day, right, treyvar martin... the list goes on. The point is.. monkey lives matter right?
Doing anything tonight?
Maybe... you, me, a zoo?
>>698407566
She didn't, instant unmatched lol
>Be me
>January 2016
>Got a match
>Photos of girl don't show anything below the neck
>Suspicious AF but I'll roll whit it
>Got really good conversations
>She gave me her number without request it
>Then she imply we should have a date
>Why not?
>Arrange stuff, we will go to a bar I like
>Go to pick her up
>Nervous
>Ohmyfuckinggod.jpg
>She is fat
>Driving to bar is all silence and akward
>Pretty angry to say anything
>Ifuckingnewit.gif
>In the way to the bar found a car crash with some guy bleeding out on the floor
>Ihaveabadfeelingaboutthis.jpg
>Get to the bar, sit on a table, look her in the eyes
>Oh well
>How are you?
>We start having a nice talk with beer and shit
>Turns out she is was a tumblr yaoi fanfic writer
>Certainly looks like it
>She got huge boobs
>Want some of that
>Half hour later we start to kiss
>Whatthefuckareyoudoingmen.gif
>Thought I didn't want any one who know me to appear and watch what I was doning wiht the land whale
>Gtfo out of there
>Park on a dark street
>Grab her tits
>She mons
>You like it, don't you bitch?
>Put her hand on mah dick
>This tumblr bitch fucking loves it
>Being on 3th base for half and hour
>"The police" she said
>Wat.jpg
>Fucking police with the fucking lantern
>Ask me to get out of the car
>Give her some money to let me go
>GTFO OF THERE
>She is sad for not getting the D
>Deliever her home, cold good bye
>Go to my place
>Just realize I almost got retained for trying to fucked a fat ass tumblr girl on my car
>Message from her
>"Good night (:"
>Never replied
>>698407558
D. you're poor
>>698407582
That cracked me up haha
>>698407322
Found mine too actually. Anyone got a funny open liner they want used? I've got a chubby girl I don't care for and will use the funniest or dubs reply and post results if there's any interest
>>698398151
That made my day shes fucked up.
>>698407830
Fuck yes you're based as shot I don't care what everyone else says
>>698407797
Bro, i wish i was. Im upper-middle class, the place where most betas come from
>>698407946
Pics
>>698408019
I'm just bored haha
Do I have to use a Facebook, Twitter etc account? I'm really hoping that it doesn't need a social media account.
Found and ducked a Puerto Rican teams woman. She acted hough and mighty till i ducked her then she was acting all in love. Fucked her once more. Never saw her again
>>698407323
God speed friend
>>698408128
>>698408133
Alright serious though I Don have tons more figurative and literal. Stephanie is actually pretty hot tho
>>698408312
It does. Facebook.
>>698408540
Make a move
Is there a guide how to get started and tips for using?
>>698407738
You got pretty far at least. feminists are the most entertaining to troll
>>698408479
Fucking auto correct. Trans woman* fucked*
>>698408541
Well that's a bit depressing. I don't have a Facebook account.
>chat with fat woman, 25
>says she likes young guys
>multiple times she points out how fat she is
>cant be that bad right?
>desperately need fuck
>things get sexy
>want to meet but hard to plan a date
>send pix
>sends a pic of her hammy gut
>can smell the grease between her rolls through my phone
>delete
Pic related
>/remove
>>698407346
top fucking kek
Scottish Guy Travelling America at the minute. Every profile says they don't want a hookup....but as soon as these sluts see you are foreign and just here for a few days they are more than happy to negotiate with their 'morals'....just have a few decent photos, semi interesting profile and an accent!
>>698408495
Taking opening lines for this girl. Dubs decides
>be january 2015
>out drinking with friends
>one starts talking about tinder
>ask what it is
>all my friends take out their phones and show me
>show me matches they've got
>decided to download on the spot
>start swiping
>become addiccted
>swipe daily
>no matches
>be now
>still no matches
>been swiping daily for 1,5 years
>not one single match
ITT: fucking normies
>>698407346
kek'd
>>698408922
>almost 900 matches
wewlad you have to show us your profile now
Not at the minute. Last 2 months. Got back last week, and it's back to the standard having to put the hard work in to get people to meet up.
>>698407558
80% chance you are creepy in your profile. Since this is /b/ you are probably trying too hard to be a "gentleman". The fact that all of the possible reasons you gave involve no fault on your end, and some failure of the other party gives a lot of credence to this theory. If your profile mentions that you are a "nice guy", kill yourself. Literally end your own life as soon as possible.
10 % chance you are way uglier than you think
10 % chance all of the above
>>698409138
you fat, or what?
>>698409138
There's no way you haven't gotten a single match. Not even bots?
>>698407775
Wait, you bribed the police? Which poor ass country are you from?
Just fucked an 18 year old i met on Tinder last night. Doesn't really matter what you say as long as it's not really cringey or boring.
>>698408541
why? does it give matches access to it?
>>698409246
I haven't been on 4chan in a few months, let alone /b/. I'm not a "gentleman".
I'm actually fine with girls OFF OF Social networks. I have 4 female friends who are potentially interested in me.
Problems arise on dating apps like Badoo and Tinder.
One more problem: I'm not photogenic. I look good in 1 out of 10 photos.
>>698409138
Unless you literally put that you are a serial killer, you are a burn victim, or you are only swiping right on the rarest 10+/10, you should get some matches. There are always some DTF fugglies that will suck your dick.
>>698409901
well take 100 photos and you will have 10 good whats the problem. you dont need to be ashamed trying to look good
>>698405423
if dubs you must fuck cheri
>>698409901
You look fucking miserable and have a box head. Smile, find a better angle. What does your profile say? I left mine empty and got like 6 matches a day, now it says some joke shit about me losing my virginity on a futon and i still get new matches every day.
>>698409485
Mexico, it is very normal here, sadly
>>698408495
Will someone give me a good opener for this hoe already? Preferably a funny one
>>698409313
Nope 12%bodyfat. I do sort of look white wannabe nigger or maybe a bit sandnigger in my photos so I guess there's that.
>>698409343
No bots but I've gotten matches who instantly unmatch me. I get the notification but when I open the app they're gone
>>698410248
I look miserable because i'm fucking miserable. I want to have a one night stand . Just once. All the girls that like me are GF material. Those girls even liked this shitty ass picture
>>698409901
>Problems arise on dating apps like Badoo and Tinder.
You aren't that bad, so I'm going with my creepy somehow.
>Problems arise on dating apps like Badoo and Tinder.
I think you mean "I have problems on dating apps like Badoo and Tinder". This isn't pokemon. A wild problem does not suddenly appear. You are doing something wrong, and the fact that you can't take responsibility for that is probably a big part of the problem. Get yourself to a shrink and work through some of your issues.
>>698405593
As cringe as that is, I feel the need to inform you md isn't wine
>>698410268
HI, my name is borat.
>>698410458
Post a pic of your tinder pic
>>698410081
For 4 months I swiped everyone right. Didn't help. I got no scars, acne, or anything like that. I do got really dark eyes so if you cover up my mouth I look a bit angry.
>>698410262
Figured. My favorite is when some white bitch from San Diego tries to get out of a speeding ticket by bribing the officer with $5 dollars as if that is somehow a huge amount of money in Mexico.
>>698410248
and 0 matches regardless of empty/full bio
is this pic better? at least i dont look like my family just died in a car crash.
but then again i might look too soft/pussy.
Forgot to respond my bad.
>>698410717
>>698410867
This is better
>>698410966
Pics of ariel
>>698410867
Yeah that's a lot better actually. Keep your head up man, you'll get the hang of it.
Is there a way to not use a Facebook account when I make a tinder?
>>698410867
I'd say this is better, crop the image to get rid of the guy on the right
>>698410765
I'm pretty sure if you swipe right on everything, tinder's algorithm actually penalizes you.
>>698411131
Best to make your fb manly homie
>>698411109
>Crazy look in eye
Fuck that shit once and then get the hell out of dodge
>>698411180
kek, will do
>>698410987
How are you presenting yourself on the App? You look fine to me, anon
>>698411129
bot
can't verify my phone on tinder with sms : (
for some reason it keeps giving me an error with the code or something
>>698410987
How long have you known that you are a homosexual?
Ran across this gem today
>>698400716
She looks like she's submissive and would at least be down for a face fucking..
>>698410864
If you tried to bribed the plice with less than 50 dollars, you gonna have a bad time
>>698411410
>>698395599
She had a massive cock and raped me
>>698411523
>>698411345
Lifting weights, boxing and going out to eat is what I usually do. Going out for a beer is also fun from time to time
>>698410966
it could get better
>>698401809
'whoops"..I keed... can u deepthroat?
>>698411387
FunnyAndOriginal.webm
>>698409901
You're probably either coming on too strong or not strong enough.
So either you're opening hardcore with "so when do you want to fuck" or "hey you're pretty sexy I bet you'd give great blowjobs"
Or you're just saying "hey" or "hello". Or something like "i bet nobody will even message me"
You need to have a hook. Even just with conversations or public speaking you need a hook to get people's attention. Mention a topic they'll have a strong opinion on. Discuss something they mentioned on their profile: even if you disagree that gives you something to talk about.
Ready for tinder faggots
>>698402607
"Niiiiice.... can I have a pic with your mouth open and your tongue out??"
>>698411309
Yea I think the same. She kinda looks crazy and or a bitch
>>698412172
What happened to good old sandra
>>698403146
"That's a mouth made to suck cock"
gimmie fuel
gimmie fire
give me the dubs Sandra desires
>>698411709
I was hospitalized 2 weeks ago and the TV in the room wasn't working so I decided to make a tinder to fuck around. That's my bio and it seems to be working just fine for me. Try something less serious and seem more like the type of guy that's more interested in hook up than actual relationship. You'd be surprised how many of the girls on Tinder are looking for a one night stand than actual relationships.
>>698412366
Still no response.. b... I'm afraid she doesn't love me.... what do?
>>698412424
Lol
>>698412096
IIRC, you can't chat with someone on Tinder unless they've swiped you left.
Thanks for the tip though.
>>698406369
you probably have even lower self-esteem than her.
But at least you are picking someone your own size...
>>698412633
Over 9000 miles away? Wtf
>>698404125
She asked about food and you replies with some shitty low brow bro food. You're pathetic.
tell her you'll cook for her. faget.
>>698412633
lol ok mandy
>qualify
give me a break. you're not the fucking olympics
>>698412596
She doesn't want to answer. Consider yourself blocked without being blocked because it looks to me that it's important with a alot of matches for her, so she isn't going to block you.
>>698402607
>>698402607
she loooks like jill from Puss in Boots
>>698412596
Post another one. Or give me something random to say and I'll send it to one and post results.
>>698412720
Oh right. Guess I've given away that i don't use Tinder.
>>698408292
I think she won xD
>>698395599
Matched with a girl, her pics looked good so we set up a time and place to see each other. She was bigger in person than in her pics. Wasn't too mad about that but she got completely obsessed with me in a creepy way. I think we skipped some levels and she thought we were dating now since we got matched together. She would text me all the time wondering where I was and what I was doing. I got sick of it real quick, and told her I wasn't in the mood to date. She still try's to text me now asking to hang out and such.
>>698412781
Yea no. Sandra is a beast by any judgement. I'm just ficilitating a lawl out of it before I delete her punk ass. Sorry to disappoint but she's a fucking ugly fuck I would never talk to. Enough said
>>698407192
It's like a a car or a job...you take a shitty 1 or 2 in the beginning to learn how things work, then you upgrade as you go along....
>>698408019
I can't believe she's this desperate. And she's black too lmao.
>>698412827
I've already got her number and plans to hag out tonight you missed my previous comments clearly
>>698413029
Meanwhile on Badoo things get stupid.
Scenarios:
1. they don't even read my message (no "Seen/Read")
2. they don't reply (regardless of what i write)
3. they don't wanna hook up (why the fuck you here then)
Guess i should just stick off to real girls and accept the fact ill never fuck a hoe.
>>698404125
Omg dude. That was a queue for a date idiot!
>>698413311
Get nudes for /b/
>>698412589
Okay how about "just here to kill time"?
>>698413311
Holy shit! What a fucking bot. Ask if she can connect your xy cable t download you mb data
What I learned about dating apps if you wanna to hook up: Less is more!
I have one profile picture.
Profile says: Just testing this app. I prefer bars and real human interaction so don't take it personal if I don't text you.
If they want to know more about me they can scroll through my instagram or text me first. So if someone texts me I know she is really interested and therefor I can be bold and push for a meet up. Simple as that.
>>698405593
He's got game... he'll probably fuck her.
>>698398805
>shesjustasmalltowngirl.mp3
Spoof your location and set it to the nearest big-name city. Nobody wants to meet or talk with a small town people eater
>>698413466
>>698413466
Tbh I don't dig too much on nigs
>>698411383
Try putting thr number 1 at the end of your phone #
>>698413512
Ok will try.
>>698407022
"You look pretty sexy... ever banged 4 dudes at once"
dubs commands you
what do you guys have in your description
>>698414455
>>698413311
>>698413311
See reply here. Ill send it tho.
>>698407138
What a pretentious cunt. Destined to die alone in a room full of cat shit and TV Guides
Then we have mother fucking stephanie in the corner. I wanna sock her in the face it hurts me and I don't yet know the reason why
>>698414455
Here ya go
>>698414489
Guys with several tinder matches from above. Literally it says tell me a joke and lists a couple things I like to do with pics of me doing said things
>>698414642
>stephanie
>>698395599
The best thing I picked up through tinder that I actually apply to all dating is that anytime a girl ends up canceling or not showing up just tell her you were about to text her and cancel too. If she stands you up, text her a day or so later and tell her some bullshit about being sorry for not showing up. Make her think you stood her up. You'll get a second date and /or laid about 75% of the time
>>698414787
response?
>>698408495
"wow..very cute!! you're not a member of ISIS, are you?"
>>698414865
Stupid fucking way of spelling I can already tell this bitch is hoe cause of her stupid spelling. Fuck this bitch. I might hate fuck herm but no way I'd enjoy that
>>698415077
She's getting bitchy now haha
>>698414787
Need to know response.
>>698415228
It's above you. Also she unmatched finally thank god
>>698415043
That sounds fucking brilliant. I'm going to have to try that.
>>698415192
Look. I rented a 6 monkeys 2 zoo guards and 2 gerbal.. are we doing this or not? Cause honestly I just wanna see how deep your rabbit hole goes
>>698415421
she unmatched me i cant message her anymore lol
>>698408540
they're all bangable.
>>698415523
Iktfw
>>698402387
you fucking dumbass, they never respond to "what's up?" or "hey".
You have to make it at least a little bit original. Go and be stupid, but don't go "what's up?".
>>698415111
>>698415616
Maybe from afar.. I highly disagree though. Otherwise I would have responded
>>698415654
That's actually their message to him. Not the other way around
>>698415628
Believe me I don't want her. She's a land whale. Good riddance.
>>698408826
that's horrendous for a 25 year old.
>>698415936
Is it just me or does it seem the ham beasts always initiate first contact. It's too easy hame almost. I really find myself offput by it
I met up with a girl from Tinder and so far have fucked her twice in past two weeks.
I just matched with a chick and shes 11 miles away ans i dont have a car, do have a house though. What do
>>698416217
... ask her over... U srs?
>>698409028
"How many guys have you been with"
"how old were you the 1st time someone put a cock in your mouth?"
" what's the biggest dick you've ever had?"
>>698416217
just get a drink somewhere then ask if she wants to go home with you to hang out there.
>start tinder after seeing this thread
>decided it'd be worth it to go after some fatties to get some more experience under my belt
>no fatties show up and I use all of my swipes on hot girls on the extremely low chance they might want to meet up
>>698416359
>>698416359
When she responds
>keep going I'm gonna cum like I was 4 again
>>698399080
You stole that from me
