how do i turn my straight friend gay?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
how do i turn my straight friend gay?
>implying sexuality is a choice
>>698385249
you can't. sexuality isn't a choice, remember?
You can't make him gay but you can broaden his sexual horizons or whatever. Shemale and trap porn helps a LOT. Like goddamn. But the thing is he'd probably have to have some small amount of interest in that however tiny, even if he isn't aware of that yet.
Hot pic by the way.
become trap
Remove his brain, useless faggot.
>>698385249
>turn my straight friend gay?
helping a faggot?
nah, nope
>>698385249
>>698385249
Catfish him on the internet, pretend to be a girl and lead him on, start sharing porn and pretend you have a futa or trap fetish, get him to accept it to be with you, start by sharing stuff that's futa on girl, into futa only, into futa on guy, in to traps and things with dicks that don't have boobs at all. Eventually cut contact, break up, pretend you died, whatever. It will be too late, he'll be gay already.
>>698385249
You suck his dick, obviously.
bump
sexuality is a social construct, I was born gay.
>>698385249
I thought it wasn't a choice.
>>698385249
doesn't work like that you dummy
Before i went on 4chan i considered myself straight and overtime all this gfur and traps and you name it turned me gay. I believe everyone has a little bit gayness in himself he doesnt know about
Anyone know where I can find scans/rips of Heat magazine?
>>698387742
This
And also
Sexuality isn't that big of a deal, just enjoy yourself
Trap hentai and gay porn and also hit him on the head a few times.
Use a tire Iron and stick your dick in his mouth when you hit him.
He'll bite your dick off and then you can use it as a chew toy for his now 3 year old equivalent of brain functionality he has left.
And now he's gay and you don't have a dick so kys faggot
>>698387670
>>698385974
What's the source on these? It's the same artist but I can't find anything
>>698389331
peritian/blueblur8lover
>>698385249
he doesnt need to be gay in order to have gay sex
>>698389514
Thanks friend
>extreme dual monitor graphix super CPU lots of cooling power
>play mortal kombat arcade kollection
>>698389741
See every pixel.
>>698385317
It is though.
>>698389683
the twins shown in the op image are characters by peritian, too.
the image itself wasmade by fumiko.
I would have been able to say I bought my gaming rig to play league on if league actually worked on windows 10
>>698385249
>>698385317
>>698385413
>>698385557
>>698385690
>>698385770
>>698385870
>>698385974
>>698386080
>>698386084
>>698386530
>>698386714
>>698387351
>>698387670
>>698387742
>>698388258
>>698388306
>>698388561
>>698389331
>>698389514
>>698389574
>>698389683
>>698389741
>>698389809
>>698389809
>>698389935
>>698389944
>>698390265
>>698390648
Nigga you gay?
>>698390265
Damn that's some hot shit
>>698390783
Nah, I just want to get fucked by dudes
Have you tried paying him money?
>>698390783
Yeah lol
>>698388306
>sexuality isn't a big deal
>implying humans aren't alive only for sex
you bought a new rig freklz?
>>698385249
Have him start posting on 4chan.
Or maybe you could call up the Jews and have them turn him gay. Though traditionally it's been the Japanese who decide.
>>698390980
That's exactly my point
>>698391010
yeah like a couple weeks ago
didn't I tell you
I like this thread
>>698391169
Same
>>698385249
>insert 4chan
>wait
>anything goes
>provit???
>>698385249
That's a pretty rude thing to try and do.
>>698391343
But it would be fun
>>698391722
Your definition of fun and mine seem to differ.
Still, get him drunk, maybe that'll work.
>>698385249
turn on the gay switch that exists in men's butts
>>698385249
Put on your tinfoil hat and telepathically send him subtle gay meatloaf recipes
>>698391141
no, I just remember you talking about buying one
specs?
>>698385249
How does anyone turn you straight?
Do you want to be straight?
Would that be better for you?
Would you be happier if you were straight?
You don't "turn your friend gay" so don't even try.
It would be the same as if everyone around you tried to turn you straight.
>Why would you even consider such a totally fucked up idea?
>>698391899
(Not op) that would probably be a good idea though~
>>698392373
I'm not on it right now, but it's a i7 6700k, geforce gtx 1070, msi gaming m5 mobo, 16 gb ram, 250gb ssd and 1tb hdd
>>698385249
Try really hard to break his will and suck his dick
>>698392730
Alcohol probably won't make a straight dude gay, but it will make someone who isn't quite sure if they're gay pretty fucking gay.
God fucking damnit. why doesn't anyone wanna see Suicide Squad with me? >:<
>>698393280
It can definitely make a guy more open to getting blown
>>698393412
I'm going to see it this Thursday with some friends. Very excited.
Why not just go see it on your own?
>>698393280
Weed can make a person pretty damn gay
>>698393544
It helps, but for me it just makes me sleepy. I do get super horny for being all cuddly when I'm high though.
>>698392811
damn son, thats crazy
I cannot wait till I am able to build mine
>>698393535
seeing movies on your own is kinda lame...
I'm that asshole who sits in the front and talks during the movie. Like MST3K
>>698393784
I feel like I got way better than I actually use, but whatever, that just means it'll last longer
>>698393721
It gets me insanely horny. Guess it just depends on the person.
>>698393906
That's fun if you're at home with some friends. I wish I knew some people around here that were into MST3K.
Have you been to the live broadcast shows? They're so much fun.
>>698394198
Yeah, I prefer indica so it definitely gets my body feeling nice, but it makes me too sleepy to be "horny", y'know? Still, makes touching and feeling super fun.
>>698391899
Artist?
>>698393959
it also means you can play more modern games too with a better frame rate.
What is your monitor output?
>>698394385
No clue, sorry.
>>698394259
no idea what that is o-o
>>698393906
Go fuck yourself, asshole. No wonder why nobody wants to see a movie with you, you fucking autist.
>>698394377
Same same. Although i do get really tired though, i like to stay awake. Going to sleep while high kinda feels like a waist to me
>>698394508
1080p 60hz I believe
2 of em
When do I get to come over and watch scary movies with your mother?
>>698394776
fuggg
mirin
are you watching the olympics?
>>698394587
It's not called MST3K, but it's effectively MST3K, it's Bill Corbett, Mike and whoever was the voice of the other bot, I feel bad but I don't remember. They riff movies live, and it's broadcast into a bunch of theaters.
http://www.rifftrax.com/live
It's seriously excellent. Go to it. I watched them do The Room and it was so. Fucking. Good.
>>698394774
Ah, see, I LOVE getting stoned and going to sleep just as it starts to hit.
>>698385249
>OP admits being gay is something you can just choose/turn off or on
>Fags are choosing to be fags just so they can be degenerates
>Republicans were right all along.
>>698395271
whenever you like bb
also have you transcended into nameless-but-not-really scum now?
>>698395325
made games a lot more interesting
I am not
>>698395773
I do not think I am who you think I am
>>698395879
oh you're kissy
didn't have enough to go off of and darwin STILL keeps trying to flirt with my mother via proxy so that was my first guess
>>698396062
I know
I plan to seduce her too eventually
Well now this is interesting.
I have eaten half a small pizza, and feel terrible about it.
But the real question is do I stop here with the mild disappointment, or just eat the rest of it and really HATE myself?
>>698396195
can you do movie banter as well as darwin?
>>698395773
you should, lots of good drama
whats it like living with a fast computer?
>>698390783
Yeah Will, sorry
>>698396374
No, unless your mother is a weeb.
My plan was to just have him use me as a proxy and take all the credit.
>>698396353
>implying you aren't already full of self loathin
>>698396341
What are you doing here? Last I saw you were in the waifu threads.
>>698396502
Now I want pancakes...
>>698396463
maybe I'll put it on the living room tv or something
it's awesome, I no longer feel bad about turning off my computer because it only takes like 8 seconds to turn on
>>698396507
might not be too successful, then
>>698396527
Fair enough. Full pizza then?
>>698385249
Futanari, trap
>>698396568
I frequent all sorts of threads.
>>698394729
this
>>698395366
sounds fun, I'll check it out.
>>698394729
I probably should have mentioned that I only go to black theaters. I fucking love the commentary
>>698385249
Let him fuck your mother...
>>698396639
That is alright I do not actually want her.
I have my eyes set on much greater prizes
>>698396684
Why not? Maybe food can fill that empty void in your soul.
>>698396699
Should have guessed as much.
>>698396777
Eh I have pot, booze and porn for that.
I'll save the pizza for tonight and eat it for dinner.
>>698396776
I know you do
>>698396777
Checked
>>698396884
I started out here anyways all those year ago.
>>698396949
Drugs and alcohol, eh? Degenerate.
>>698397019
You do?
>>698397085
>Degenerate.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
>>698385249
A mixture of LSD and MDMA. Get him throughly turnt. And start getting busy.
>>698396639
fuck, I really want a new comp now
the leader in womans cycling flipped over her bike and went unconcious, they were 5 miles off from the finishing line
>>698397203
Will it get me out of this hellish nightmare I call talking to you?
Oh that's mean. I shouldn't say things like that.
>>698397176
unless you mean something other than darwin
>>698397334
do it fgt
that's a real downer
>>698397408
play nice
>>698397252
Damn, I didn't even realize that.
>>698397408
That responsibility falls on your shoulders, you're the one who keeps responding.
>>698397522
I already have him
>>698397580
ah, I see
>>698397542
Katten, hello. I am playing nice.
>>698397559
>>698397474
>>698397522
ill think about it again, ill have to ask my friends if i can knick his stuff again
annndd the USA woman in the lead was passed up in the last 100m.
JUST
>>698397698
mhm i saw that. good jams
>>698397698
Nonsense, speak your mind, not like I'll be offended.
>>698397684
What are you doing today?
The figure is back again.
>>698397838
I always play nice. Name one time I haven't been a nice fellow that was absolutely pleasant to be around.
>>698397876
I'd rather not. I can be rather obscene. Not in the way of being filthy mind you.
>>698397821
by whom
what country should I despise
>>698397885
whiling away the last hour and a half of work, probably gonna play games for the rest of the evening, with some eating and cleaning thrown in there
>>698398116
thats true. youre always a very nice fellow
>>698398122
Playing games is fun, a certain person's internet permitting I may do some of that later.
>>698398261
Exactly. Always all the time.
>>698398334
unfortunately league doesn't work right on windows 10 and the proposed fixes I found had no effect
>>698398389
my neck is broken. be a nice fellow and fix it for me
>>698398116
>I can be rather obscene.
Whatever makes you feel best about yourself.
Regardless, I'm off to play some more GTA:V. Later
>>698398537
How did that happen?
>>698398509
It works fine on w10 for me
what is wrong with your w10?
I did not expect you to join us, you hate me and will never play with me.
>>698398586
I don't ever feel good about myself.
>>698398630
i am a clumsy kattembg
>>698398122
italy
GB
and Holland iirc
what is happening with W10 and LoL/
>>698386080
This is exactly what I would say. I was actually about to type this out before I read it. This is how its done. It isn't hard for a straight guy to get into futa on female (as its basicaly straight porn without a boner killing dude) if you are catfishing him he should be open to move past the boundary for "Nah thats gay she has a dick" to a "well I'm doing this to get pussy" eventually they see more and more solo and mixed futa in their travels. Mistake a few traps as futa. Eventually except traps and have to honestly admit to themselfs they would fuck a girly boy. Then make the leap to a real person(boy) offering sexual attention and they say "fuck it"
>>698398631
n-no I just said that in the heat of anger I didn't mean it
I have no idea what's wrong, it's a fresh install of win10 and a fresh install of league
all my drivers etc. are up to date, I tried all the fixes I could find on the internet, I dunno what's wrong with it
>>698398850
fuckin dutch
idk the client won't start right for me
>>698398744
Oh dear.
>>698398965
i cri
i also must go meow. see ya later
>>698398942
You do not have to lie to get out of playing, it is fine.
I will go sulk in despair about this later.
asd i guess
>>698399065
Bye bye.
>>698399151
omg it's truuuuuu
>>698398942
theyre a bunch of hippies
is there anything on LoL's main page about this happening?
>>698399295
Have you tried reinstalling the terrible adobe air?
>>698399339
nah, most people seem to have solved the issue already
guess my pc is super-fucked or something
>>698385249
Thing is OP, do you want him to have sex with you or do you want to be with him?
I see this conversation in the thread, and here I am just wanting to pound the fuck out of someone.
>>698399528
no
I suppose relying on the automatic installation that the league install process has is not too good an idea
alternatively I could just never play league until the new client comes out
>>698399628
guess you're in the wrong fuckin place, huh
>>698399727
Damn. :(
wait what happened to you avery
>>698399628
you are not in the wrong place
>>698399727
It's not like I want to play with you or anything.
b-baka
>>698399876
nothing, my computer just refuses to play terrible games
>>698399930
;_____;
Enjoy your prolapsed anuses retards.
>>698399876
:D thank yooouu
>>698400135
i enjoy it greatly
>>698400135
a computer with convictions, huh. sounds like you're onto some big machine intelligence breakthrough.
>>698399530
is it maybe an internet thing?
>>698400136
Na, you see, I like to fuck guys, not *get fucked* by guys. If they want to fuck me, they've gotta go through my dick first.
>>698400211
>>698400223
could be
I will break its mind though
>>698400248
no, the client does not start properly
I'm not really in a good position to troubleshoot it right now anyway, I'm not at home
>>698400202
here's some thick men pregaming, for your consideration
>>698400552
break mine
afk pizza
>>698400552
>>698400552
you know more about this stuff than I
So good luck dude, is everything in the correct files?
>>698400709
I have a firm grip on your tail
>>698400737
>>698400864
thanks
yes
>>698400709
Hey, thanks. I'm more of a feminine male guy, but as long as I can go 7 inches balls deep into his ass, I'm all good.
>>698400959
>>698401071
>>698400959
have you tried restarting your omputer
>>698401135
>>698401376
I'd smash the shit outta him.
>>698401261
have you
>>698401472
k
>>698401552
you should try again
>>698401799
Too much touching
>>698401892
omg I will when I get home
>>698401989
o-oh
how's this
barely any touching at all
>>698402136
Any touching is too much touching
>>698402007
have you tried restarting your laptop?
>>698402315
>>698402389
are you tying to make me cry?
Turn straight, and maybe it'll make him want what he can't have, then you wait for him to try and turn you gay again.
>>698402459
Perfect
>>698402583
but then we can kiss later, right?
>>698402459
have you tried restarting your emotions?
>>698402900
I'm so mad
>>698402998
o-oh...
>>698403081
I do not kiss
>>698403081
it REALLY shows doesnt it
>>698403437
new thread
>>698385249
I wish I had a friend trying to convince me to be gay. Just to try it.
I think I'm too much of a goofball to be seen in sexual light by anyone unfortunately. I don't have social problems, just intimacy problems.
Probably the lesser evil of the two though so eh.
>>698402389
I don't play LoL anymore but no joke my brother works as a coder for the Launcher/Client thing. Riot seem to contract most things regarding the client if that helps you realize how shit it is.
A Story he once told me a three years ago
>Riot need 20-30 PC's setup from scratch, windows install and LoL client for an event.
>Current IT guy running up and down PC's with only 5 USB copies of windows. Installing all by hand.
>Tells them to stop, PXE Network booting exists.
>Installs Windows/ LoL pre-loaded ghost ISO on remaining 20~ all at once,
>In-house riot guys had no idea how to network boot and had been manually installing on groups of machines for as long as they had worked.
Pretty boring but It's interesting to see how silly they can be.
