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celeb fap thread
>>698305880
>>698307019
obligatory:
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Ryry is making my cock hard.
>>698307512
I bet she likes to hear that.
Jewess
>>698307926
Fapping anon?
>>698308077
stop posting.
>>698307926
>>698308077
Negative
nikki bella
>>698308316
>>698305993
I love me some scarjo
>>698308663
>>698308620
Delicious pale legs
One punch man is coming on
>>698308747
>>698308316
Start, now
>>698308887
>>698309167
>>698309125
But to whom?
>>698309297
Who does your cock really like?
>>698308443
More of this goddess.
>>698309125
Someone kill this faggot.
>>698309297
>>698309386
Best Emma
>>698309563
Then do it for her
>>698309563
>>698309756
>>698309844
That's the good stuff
>>698309399
for you.
>>698309914
Hitting the right spots?
>>698309914
>>698306680
i dont remember that episode of arrested development
>>698310137
>>698310330
Yum
Dovesocks best socks.
>>698305880
>>698306135
Gotta fuckin fap now. Why do latinas age so well?
Christina
>>698310641
>>698310641
Anon?
>>698310745
I was banging a 50 year old latina awhile back, she aged really well ad got even hornier with age.
>>698310641
She looked cute in that movie.
>>698310745
I'm still here anon. Got all the JLo webms you might need...
I know other people posted Ariana but I'm claiming her anyway because you'd have no clue how to satisfy her.
>>698311026
>>698311154
How do you satisfy her?
>>698311026
>>698310745
>>698307019
The body says Jamie, the face says James
>Id smash it
>>698311277
By not being a beta and having a dick over 7 inches.
>>698311313
>>698311384
Pff, you have neither!
>>698310835
>>698311167
She's hot but she needs to stop acting like she's 25.
If she dressed classier she would be hotter.
>>698311293
you still here anon? what you wanna see?
>>698311702
Mom, please put some clothes on...
>>698311475
It's like someone slapped David Bowie's head on a stripper
A-ok in my book
>>698311692
LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT
>>698311951
worst fake i have ever seen
>>698311784
You gonna cum for her?
>>698311905
Not a faggot. I'd bang the shit out of her.
But she is under the delusion that she is much younger than she actually is.
>>698308316
I want to punch her in that weird little mouth of hers.
>>698312241
DELETE THIS
>>698312356
I'm sure she knows exactly how old she is. But she also knows she looks better than all the 20 year olds in this thread. So shut up, get your dick out and start jerking.
>>698312420
why? shes hot
>>698312265
I wanna exchange saliva fluids with her
>>698312285
>>698312462
Alison still the best! fuck she's hot!
>>698311384
W-will 6.75" x 6.25" do, m-mister?
>>698312241
omg. Hot Indian women make me melt.
on a kind of related note, have any of you ever heard a woman say, "I think Indian men are the hottest men in the world."?
>>698312778
sure thing
>>698312703
Just making a joke about how Indians are so prude about showing skin.
>>698312945
Fuck not this again. Mods, please start banning these spam fags.
>>698312681
>>698313040
Indian men are weird, hairy, abusive little twats.
>>698313092
She is so beautiful. She's beautiful enough for me to almost ignore the shmacting in that clip.
>>698313092
I want her tounge in my mouth and mine in hers
G
>>698313287
heh, i do that when i get a dingleberry.
>>698313358
Medical science has come so far!
>>698313330
she is stunning
>>698313358
sounds really good to me
>>698313160
I'm sorry, who? This looks like the part of a bangbros video that everyone skips. Is this some porn chick?
>>698313608
Did I time travel to 2009? Olivia Munn is old news.
>>698313554
Fuck why is she so perfect
>>698313563 its emily ratajkowski
>>698309980
Sexual
This thread sucks ass. Fuck all of you.
>>698307651
>not enjoying the caviar of copypasta
>>698311384
>having a dick over 7 inches.
Doesn't count if you push the ruler into your pelvic area.
:^)
>>698313754
because god blessed us
>>698314105
More like God blessed her and made all of us suffer knowing we'll never a Goddess like her.
>>698311384
>claiming to be an alpha on /b/
found the beta
>>698314105
also, a cute butt
>>698314373
i am optimistic. he made her for us to look at
>>698314405
Not beta. There's nothing better to do tonight.
>>698314721
Post more good pics of this slut.
>>698315174
>>698314721
Yeah Its a blessing to witness such an earthly Goddess.
>>698315314
Fuck, yes.
Dadgum internet
>>698315357
true
>>698315400
anything you wanna see in particular?
feet, legs, ass, etc
>>698314721
if there was a god we wouldn't even know she exists. he would have kept her to himself for eternal fucking
Demi
>>698315566
dat ass, yo
also checked
>>698315566
Anything in good quality.
>>698315174
you could just google the fappening pics of her lmao
>>698315688
keep going
>>698315612
exactly
>>698315714
so cute
>>698315726
noted
>best celebrity
>>698316065
>>698316314
>>698316522
>>698316716
What an amazing ass.
>>698316716
>>698316782
>>698316782
very true
>>698316843
>>698316627
I came
>>698317097
y'all got any more of them collages?
>>698309980
Holly shiiiiiiiiiiit! I´m diamonds right now!
>>698317139
fuck that lmao, do it again
>>698317208
only vj collage i have
>>698317208
no :/
>>698317480
Possibly
I love having Bella Thorne on Snapchat
>>698317480
>>698317523
i'll take that one, hot as fuck yo
>>698317583
>>698317583
i'm close again
>>698317695
her Instagram is tight too
Bella has the nicest ass of all the Disney girls
>>698317706
you said hot?
>>698317942
>>698317860
>>698317982
hell yeah
>>698318048
may I cum please?
>>698318150
2 more lmao
nobody threw the Biebs in here yet...
>>698318107
>>698318515
>>698310201
different mr f
>>698318502
The cock mongling mongoloids here will appreciate this, I guess.
Anyone got the Mckayla Maroney pics from the fappening?
>>698318259
please
>>698318598
that's not vj
>>698318717
mods are fags. it's pretty easy to find em on google though
Selena
>>698318970
ok Ill search lol
>>698318794
one more
>>698319033
hurry
>>698318956
oops, that must've been from the original fappening when there were mad fakes
my bad
>>698319227
Any more bikini ones?
>>698319033
Slow down
>>698319186
go
>>698319227
np tho
>>698319286
>>698319186
>>698319326
Miss ids yet?
>>698319286
>>698319447
>>698319520
Yesss.
>>698319518
yes, actually
Selena is looking gorgeous
>>698319398
fuck. thank you anon
>>698319791
no prob
>>698319520
love her feet too
>>698312945
What is this stuttering bullshit? You could have a 10" dick but considering your a faggot who role plays on /b/ you will never get a girl.
>>698319722
>>698320269
I don't have any of her feet, how are they?
>>698320308
Demi's ass is the stuff of legend
>>698320757
You really want ids back? You're nuts kid.
>>698320300
t-thanks f-for th-the ti-tip, k-kind s-s-sir.
>>698320598
oh they look perfect
>>698320926
at least it'd be a return to form for /b/
i kinda miss them
>>698321111
i don't even consider myself to be "into" feet, but those are pretty good lookin
>>698321439
I'm wwith you. but evidently too many people think samefagging and story hijacking are good things
>>698321614
everything of her does tbh
>>698321837
Anonymous fun isn't good?
>>698321947
this is a fact
>>698322194
a true one
>>698322194
>Lowkey Beatles bag
>Impressive
>>698322437
I hate their music because oh their pro lsd statements or whatever
>>698322743
What's wrong with LSD?
>>698323393
Don't mix well with me
>>698322743
Did LSD kill someone?
No
People choose to use LSD and die from it.
>>698323493
Oh.
So
You hate their music.
because they use.
LSD.
>ded
>>698307255
I came. She's such a cougar. Yummm.
>>698323570
Not my point, i just feel bad for their instruments with their grubby pure hands all over them.
>>698323693
Yup see
>>698323813
>>698323811
Good for you, anon
>>698322743
of all things, LSD
lmao
>>698323813
I feel bad for your keyboard.
Your cum and cheeto-dust covered hand trying to argue over the internet about how the Beatles suck because the use LSD.
>>698324013
back to our regularly scheduled VJ
Wish I could do that to Selena
>>698324027
I liked their music before and even got 2 of their cds after i hated lsd..i just grew to hate them too.
>>698324235
hyeah
>>698324101
I used it too.
>>698324485
And?
>>698324770
Not a fan.
>>698324147
Sky's the limit
I wish i could delete a post that old to post more pictures
>>698325774
you can if you posted one
>>698325774
Just make new bread
>>698326077
Last one says it's too old
>>698326259
No, i hate watching threads die after 150 with the exception of a few
is the emma roberts/anna kendrick bro still here?
>>698325193
>literally who the fuck is this
I only know this person because of /b celeb fap threads
>>698326867
Sky Ferreira
>>698326867
Sky ferreira, my queen.
Someone make a new thread.
>>698327601
>>698327601
>>698327601
>>698327601
>>698327601
new thread here
>>698311777
>dubs and trips checked
