NEW THREAD
GET IN HERE NIGGERS
>also she ignoring me, get her back in the game /b/ros
Fucking nigger answer me
>>698301370
oboi
>>698301370
Sorry, my brother knocked me out just now when I went to take a shower. Not only did he suck my dick, he stole my phone too. Just got it back from him though, I'm so sorry about the shit he said.
>>698301370
u got boards in atlanta?
Text me my name and I'll stop bothering you
Come back I can't keep my dick hard without you
Hey look, i'm not myself today, is there anyway I can make it up to you?
hehe 69%, nice
>>698301370
>MAKE A NEW THREAD OP
fucking lol
>>698301638
ROLL
fugg me babbu
I have Tourette's of the phone, it is a very strange phenomenon and NIGGER KIKE it causes this behavior. I am sorry if I hurt your ASS PUSSY SHIT but my meds are expensive.
Kat, i think we should go on another date :3
>>698301370
Sorry auto correct I meant to say let's fuck
Alright, fuck you caught me. I was joking about the sibling part too.
>>698301700
WIN
sorry my friend is messing with you, he really wants to meet up with you and i'd like to watch if ya know what i mean.
>>698301638
>>698301700
WINNER
You ever want a dude to sit on your face? Like how girls normally sit on a guys face, just with the roles reversed. I'm willing to give it a shot w/ you tonight. You better say yes
Stop being a nigger and answer me, bitch
If you don't reply to this text or your mother die tonight
>>698301659
Oh no...
>>698301700
winner
>>698301700
hoo weee
My ex's name is Kat. What's her area code op?
>tfw there's a dubs just before your dubs
>fugg
>>698301700
winrar
I'm doing this for my nigga Harambe and Harambe says send me them nudes bitch
>>698301659
Roll
>>698301755
WINRAR
>>698301659
Roll
I'm just fucking kidding don't be such a little brat. I'm sorry okay? Jesus what is your problem?
I'm sorry I'm just a beta fag rollllinnnn
>>698301370
Ok, enough bullshit. I think you're sexy as hell.
Why haven't we fucked yet?
I inherited $400,000 from my granpa. he died last week
Please suck my cuck faggot dick
>>698301966
winrar
>>698301848
>>698301700
winner
>>698301804
Wat
I forgot to tell you last night that im actually Ted Cruz aka:the zodiac killer and im going to make you my next victim........but first im going to rape you....... see you tomorrow!
>>698301800
Or I'll rape you
>>698301808
We can only hope >:)
>>698301966
winrar
>>698301370
You like Tapes and CDs?If you do can I tape my dick on your forehead so you could CDs nuts?
>>698301970
roll see if she a gold digger
I'm sorry I'm on acid bitch
I want to give your shit chute a good tongue bath
>>698301804
ROLLING FOR THIS LMAO
>>698301970
dis
>>698302088
winn
Always wins but only a few delivered
>>698302088
kek winrar
>>698301370
Really feeling like we connect physically and mentally. Lets go out again
>>698302014
fugg
>>698301711
fucking kek winrar
>>698302088
winrar
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>>698302190
No, the dude is a black belt in Karate. I think I've gotta go to the hospital. My penis looks a little odd.
I forgot to tell you I have Hepatitis and you probably do too
>>698301970
say it anyway op
>>698302190
Is everything a fucking joke to you bitch
>>698302203
roll
you're*
DANZIG BELONGS TO GERMANY!
>>698302190 YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?!?!
I actually just forgot why I was even talking to you. I think we should break up.
>>698302190
lol yeah sure. so, wanna come over?
Hey, Kat, I bought a strap-on and... I want you to fuck me with it.. Can you come over?
idk whats wrong with me, when i saw you all i could think about was giving you a facial
Kat, I really, really like this image
>>698302190
I'm sorry. Truth is im autistic and dont know how to speak to girls. I just wanna lose my virginity ya know?
>>698302388
WINNRAR
JA MEIN FÜRHER
>>698302388
WINNER
Quick question, can i give you my genital crabs?
Anyway how bout you let me suck on them fat titties mommy?
I just farted
>>698302411
WINRAR
YOU THINK MY TINY DICK OS A JOKE?? BITCH SHOW ME YO TITTAYZ
>>698302372
I love you
>>698302190
Listen up, you filthy cunt.
I couldn't afford the amount of money it would take to list all of your shortcomings so instead I will still say goodbye.
Peace
PS I'm breaking up with you
>>698302557
Roll
im on acid right now sorry for all the weird shit. Lets just fuck, what do yah say?
>>698302651
Roll
NIGGERS!!! XDDDD
I believe Dilma Rousseff was a victim of a coup d'etat. #fora temer #quemdevenaotemer
>>698302663
roll
I want you to fuck my ass and call me daddy you fucking whore
>>698302643
bahahaha ask her for nudes
>>698302643
High on life baby...life and crack. Mostly crack
>>698302724
roll
>>698302643
Tell her I'm stroking mr peepee to the thought of her.
Yes
High on your lovin', babe. And heroin
fugg i just smokin on teh spurdo spinach u kno
I AM THE CUCK LORD FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
>>698302643
sorry it's hard for me to cope with the fact that i'm gay
>>698302728
Roll
>>698302455
kek then send dick pic
>>698302643
High on love for you
>>698302643
lol yeah. wanna come on over and hit a bowl?
im lit Fam. #blessed
If you get me?
fucking rip my nigga harambe
>>698302643
No one in my life takes me seriously ;(
>>698301970
If OP wants to get laid, this is the solution.
>>698302651
Rollio
>>698302445
ROLL
>>698302766
winrar
>>698302651
roll
>>698302788
seriously. winrar
>>698302728
Rolling
>>698302819
roll
I'm sorry I just get nervous when I talk to someone I love *blushes* I can't believe I said that *waits for your response*
>>698302807
rollin
>>698302643
This is someone from the 4chan thread. I'm jacking off to the pictures that he took of you without your noticing. Nice legs.
>>698302643
kek ITT OP was not a nigger or a faggot
Get your dick out for harambe you inconsiderate nigger
>>698302643
I dunno, send me a pic of your tits so I make sure.
Anyways, I had a good time the other night. I was actually really horny when I got home and thought about you in bed. How did you feel?
>>698302445
Rollerino
>>698302888
Trips trumps
>>698302643
U ever considered porn or nude erotic anal fisting??
>>698302811
this person has two of the same numbers. cool bannanas
>>698302728
Rollerina
>>698301877
Dubs confirming dubs, noice
>>698302910
Roll
>>698302979
Roll
Fuck me or ill kidnap you like i did the this dumb slut.
>>698302910
Roll
>>698302910
roll
>>698302728
Rolla
>>698302643
send a dick pic and say
" i want you so bad right now i have been thinking about you since we went out "
Oh boy
>>698302979
Rollerino
>>698302969
reroller
>>698303030
Surely this counts.
>>698303066
Winnar
>>698302190
I got some really strong weed here, wanna meet and smoke some?
>>698303071
roll
My dad is a big nigger and he might try to fuck you if you come too close!
>>698302728
Rollb
here's a little secret babe,, i'm stroking off to the thought of my finger in your tight little virgin anus rn ;) that date really stimulated my imagination if ya know what i mean ;;;)))))
>>698303085
k bye
>>698303026
reroll
>>698303071
roll again
>>698303066
WINRAR
>>698303085
You're gonna be begging me to stop when I'm knuckles deep into your ass, baby.
>>698303085
This is someone from the 4chan thread. I'm jacking off to the pictures that he took of you without your noticing. Nice legs.
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself
Drugs are for niggers. Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>698302728
Rollc
>>698302910
Why would someone from 4chan be listed as this dude in her contacts and convos, like seriously fucking think you autists
just fugg me bby
Can I have $10?
Fuck me or ill kidnap you like i did to this dumb slut.
>>698303026 /reroll
FUCKING JEEEEEEWWWWWWSSSS!!!
>>698303085
That's slang for fuck me harder, right?
>>698303071
rollrino
>>698303085
Send this pic
Every stop eventually turns into "keep going" ;)
Sharpie in pooper and send pic
>>698303243
roll
I'm sorry sometimes my emotions get overpowering and I don't know how to express them. Our date was really incredible I get this feeling that our souls met on another timeline, ya know?
>>698303071
rolln
>>698303026
poliroll
>>698303256
Oh fuck wrong one Ignore
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>698302445
YESSS!
>>698303241
this
>>698303211
WINRAR!!!!!
>>698303085
C'MERE BABE LETS FUCK LIKE ANIMALS LOL
>>698303311
WINRAR
>>698303256
this is my new family
>>698303292
Roll for this
>>698303292
Roll
>>698303071
roll
>>698303311
WIIIIINNNNNNAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!
>>698303071
this
>>698303201
quads get
>>698303256
>>698303338
How to delete???
>>698303256
Makes no sense
Roll
My dads a nigger and he needs some pussy can ya hook him up?
LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
>>698303399
WINNY BOY
>>698303399
WINRAR
>>698303026
*to
reroll
Rub my nipples you dirty filthy cum loving slut
>>698303436
This is someone from the 4chan thread. I'm jacking off to the pictures that he took of you without your noticing. Nice legs.
>>698303242
Rollerino
>>698302910 roll
>>698303316
Reroll
>>698303256
Rollin
>>698303256
still rolling for this
We get it! Lunch can get a little stale if you reach for the same thing day after day. Leave boring snacks behind with Oscar Mayer Turkey & American Cheese Basic Lunchables for $1
>>698303436
ya i agree its pretty fucked. anyway you wanna come on over and do some nude erotic anal fisting with me?
>>698303518
Roll
youre gonna be fucked up too if you come over to my place ;)
>>698303243
>>698303311
>Stop? That's slang for fuck me harder, right?
>>698303436
ask her for nudes
would you please send me some nude photographs of yourself, fine lady? *rides away into the sunset
>>698303026
rololololololollloollool
>>698303256
this
>>698303256
Rollllllľ
>>698303370
WINRAR!!!!
harambe was so young. R.I.P.
>>698303607
roll
>>698303592
roll
My dog is into human pussy. Wanna come over for sum fuk?
>>698303256
Dis rolll
>>698303637
Reroll
>>698303311
Dicks out, boys
>>698303436
>>698302445
Op DO THIS ONE
Send her the link to this thread
>>698303026
Roll
I'm not a robot
>>698303567
roll
>>698303711
WINRAR
>>698303256
Not as fucked up as what I'm gonna do to you
I am actually a black man buy I have serious vitiligo :( sorry
>>698303733
Winrar
>>698303654
I already hit dubs
>>698303311
>>698303733
WINRAR do it op
>>698303256
Rolľ
Helpppppppppppppp
>>698303256
Roll
What was your full name again?
>>698303733
Win
>>698303436
I get off to gay amputee kink porn.
>>698303436
roll for nudes
>>698302445
GOLD
>>698303088
El winrar
>>698303800
and dubs again!
Btw I'm only 16
>>698303800
>>698303311
Dub dubs
>>698303256
Rolling for thiss
>>698303733
WINNNNRARRRR
>>698303026
duvs get
>>698303879
SHIT LOL
>>698303733
Win faggot do it
I'm sat with some Sasquatches and a guy in a pink vest. There is this guy here who looks like a fucking potato and they have so many drugs. We are about to do some skits shit. By skits shit I mean, take fuck loads of mushrooms and kill some choomahs. Fuck you, it's my life, you know my name not my story. I've been a sparky for 15 years cunt.
>>698303791
This but add: only my penis is black. And 10 inches get ova hereee
>>698303733
OH MY gOD
Send her this
>>698303026
OP this
>>698303879
Fuck Yeah got it. Now you have to do it
>>698302445
Op!?!
>>698303933
banned
MODS
NEW THREAD
>>698304054
>>698304054
>>698303733
DO IT
Give her link with a dick pick
How do you feel about covering yourself in Mrs. Butterworth syrup and letting me regurgitate spaghetti on to your tum tum?
>>698303256
Still rolling
Lol sorry. I'm actually doing a little social experiment with my viewers where they tell me what to text to a stranger. I'm actually a youtuber with 3.6 million subscribers. Sorry I didn't tell you. Do you want a link to my channel?
I want to fuck you babe... Come over?
>>698303733
Do it OP
>>698304210
>>698303256
This plz also chexkum
>>698303256
Ch3ck these doobs
>>698303256
This rolllllll
OP WHREE THE FUCK ARE YOOU
>>698304276
Roll
>>698303256
Dubs alreadyplz
Op is kill!
>>698303256
Last roll
>>698303256
this
>>698303256
Send this OP
>>698303256
If dubs send
I am the jokeman and we kill the batman
>>698304866
Winrar
