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What the fuck this movie sucked ass
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Does this shoop make up for your wasted time anon
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>>698276174
I want to see it too .

Why do you think it was bad OP?
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The movie was actually pretty good
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>>698276174
>DC
What did you honestly expect?
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What's worse is that I get the feeling it was good before all the cuts and re-shoots.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL7UStivFHY
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>>698276174
it was ok by average movie standards.

Lotta Harley fan service (ass shots and stupid quips)

Action was your average make nonhuman enemies to fight and keep all killing just out of sight or magical.

Will smiths subplot was forced. aka he was the god guy.

Its one of those moves that if you over analyse if full of hole, but if you just watch it and chill its sold.
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When I first heard the hype I thought it might be worth watching. Then I saw the first trailer with that super cringey line from Harley about "the voices" and I've been anticipating it being compete shit ever since.
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It was average.

Needs Director's Cut.
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>>698277080
>>698277668
Naw it was really bad. Like even for a dumb action movie.
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>>698277668
Didn't saw it, but from what I heard, it's far worse than just an "ok movie"
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I thought it was alright tbh, Harley could be a bit awful sometimes which is a DAMN shame cos I do actually love her character but over all I didn't really mind it, then again I was with friends and we got half the cinema to sing along to the soundtrack which change my perception quite a bit
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>>698276174
No shit it did retard
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>>698276174
first 3/4 were not terrible. last 1/4 shit the bed
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>>698276174
comic book movies suck in general, time to grow up
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>>698276174
tell me what movie released in 2016 that is good?
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>>698277668
I prefer movies like that. I like movies where I can vedge out and not have to think about it. People over analyze movies to much these days. Like the third movies (loved em), Warcraft (awesome), yada, yada, yada.
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>>698279597
Warcraft
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>>698279597
Deadpool was great
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>>698279793
Thor not third.
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>>698279597
Yea Warcraft surprised me lol
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>>698279597
Green Room, Eye in the Sky, Swiss Army Man, The Lobster, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Everybody Wants Some, The Nice Guys, Sing Street, a lot of stuff.
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>>698279975
Mucho Bueno flicko
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>>698279998
10 clover field lane was shit
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>>698279597
The Neon Demon.
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>>698280098
It was a masterpiece compared to this movie.
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>>698279885
Seconded
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>>698280098
It probably would have been good if J.J. hadn't have stuck his hands into it.
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>>698280235
The Room was passable compared to this movie, get a better standard of comparison
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>>698279793
>>698279793
I don't like to think.... You're what's wrong with the planet earth. Enjoy having trump be your president.
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>>698280446
There where just to many plot holes in it. Like, just watch the cinema sins of it and that's how I felt watching it.
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>>698280448
True. I still think it was a good release for this year. What didn't you like about it? Other than, I'm guessing, the ending.
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>>698276174
>tfw 2000+ butthurt DC fans signed a petition to get rotten tomatoes shutdown after critics panned this movie
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>>698280691
I can't stand cinema sins. It intentionally gets things wrong so it can make some dumb joke and call it a plot hole.
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>>698276174
Why are you surprised? 90% of movies suck ass anyways.
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>>698280689
1.) Movies are meant to be a relaxing thing. Do you just float around the pool contemplating existence?

2.)if you don't turn off your brain every now and then you end up not being able to shut off. Then you are no fun.

3.) I'm a Bernie supporter and can't stand trump.
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I so wanted to like this movie
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best movie of 2016
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Lols
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>>698281084
nice meme
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>>698280851
But they do have some points. Like the fact John Goodman fell face first into that acid and somehow only got like 1/5 of his face burnt.
Or the fact what's her faces broken leg healed in like 2 days but that hick dude had a broken arm the whole movie.
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>>698278414
This. I want to know what it was like before WB shit themselves over how poorly BvS was received and tried to make it into a poorly constructed clone of Guardians of the Galaxy.

I also think they should fire Zack Snyder from any involvement in these films. But that is only vaguely related.
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Of course it's shit. It's just a cash grab like every comic book movie. They're all garbage but you keep gobbling up the slop.
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>>698280997
>1.) Movies are meant to be a relaxing thing.

>what are horror movies
>what are thrillers
>what is cinematography in general

Get out.
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>>698280997
No that's cool. I'm ok with not shutting my brain off you fucking idiot asshole. Jesus Christ you Americans never cease to amaze me. If you don't use it you lose it you fucktard. Having a fully functional brain helps you be more witty and funny and fun to be around you brain dead product of incest. Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>698280997
>Movies are meant to be a relaxing thing.

Hello rule I just made up. Maybe if you said entertaining?
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>>698281342
Personally think Snyder should solely be a director of photography.
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>>698279998
oh FUCK I forgot about the nice guys. gotta see that.
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>>698281405
Movies like this are asshole. There are always going to be outliers.

And anyways that was just my opinion and you didn't need to get all butt hurt about it.
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>>698281302
The face thing was because it's PG-13 which was probably set by the studio so they couldn't show excessive gore.

It's unclear how long they are down there but I agree that it seems to heal rather quickly compared to the other guy.
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all superhero movies suck ass. the are fucking weak ass pablum for 8 yr olds. including deadpool.

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>>698279998
Off by 1
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I liked it. Not sure why certain things happened however.


SPOILERS
>harley getting the phone
>batman completely absent during the attack
>joker surviving
>being able to kill a demigod with a bomb when Diablo engulfed his inner chest with lava and still didn't manage to put him down
>Joker's script
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Everyone was so hyped for it, all I'm hearing is that it was complete shit. Kek, that's life
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>>698281776
Which one?
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>>698281704
Pandering to a PG-13 rating isn't an excuse
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>>698276174
Downloaded it, watched 15 minutes, looks good so far not super special but I'm a hardcore comics fan so I see their vison
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So that's just like your opinion man
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>>698281638
>"Movies are meant to be a relaxing thing."
>"Well not really NO."
>THIS ONE IS, ASSHOLE OMG STOP GETTING BUTTHURT
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>>698279998
>>698281776
Oh my...
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>>698281484
That's why it's only for a few hours! Jesus Christ! Just because I like to chill out and not analyze the composition of the paint on the fucking walls doesn't make me a fucktard! Nor does being American for that matter. Just because the government and the majority make a hitch decisions doesn't mean I do. It's called being an individual.
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>>698276174
Wtf i hate capeshit now
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>>698282085
The best comic movie
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>>698281638
You're retared

>>698282004
And you're edgy.

There now fuck off.
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>>698281938
Ehhh, I still think its kind of a petty flaw in the film. Especially considering he could have turned his head when falling.
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>>698280446
JJ Abrams didn't have shit to do with it...

He was directing Star Wars, he basically watched the dailies and agreed with them or recommended them to change something
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>>698279597
The Nice Guys you uncultered swine!
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>>698282085
For some reason I thought that came out in 2015 but sure it could go on that list as well.
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>>698279425
You shut your whore mouth.
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>>698276174
could be worse.. could have been directed by paul feig
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>>698282004
Then what are movies?
What is theater?
What are video games?
What are fucking books?
They are called recreational activities and they are meant to be a thing you can go home to after work or school and just have fun. Now as I said there are outliers but the majority of those things are.
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>>698282132
Go shut off your brain for a while Mr. Individual. I think it's over heating.
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>>698282272
How the fuck am I retarded for wanting to have fun?
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>>698279425
Nice blanket statement you get there, anon.
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>>698281484
Pretentious much? I suppose you don't drink or smoke either, because altered states are sinful or something ...
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>>698282655
Cus u keep replying u dumb nigger.
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It wasn't that bad, it still had problems, but it was no Batman vs Superman. Margot Robbie, Will Smith, Viola Davies, Jay Hernandez knocked it out of the park. Joker was meh. I blame the WB execs for being pussies and the marketing company they hired to edit the movie. It's not cinema art but overall a good popcorn flick if you want to stay away from the summer heat and want to be entertained.
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>>698282922
Fair enough. I guess I got to worked up. But still........eat a dick.
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>>698282902
You're a fucking idiot. None of that is true about me. Its also not true that I say idiotic things like I want to shut my brain off and give my money to a garbage industry to encourage them to make more dumb shitty garbage. There's a reason why people with half a brain hate people like you.
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>>698279885
deadpool was a good example of how hero movies should be made
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>>698283160
Btw this guy>>698282902
Is a different anon from the one you where arguing with.

Also the whole shutting off you brain thing was spoked to be a metaphor. Like in hot fuzz how Simon Pegg says he can't shut off his working side. That's what I meant.
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>>698283724
Supposed*

dumb phone.
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>>698283724
It makes me mad what film has become. There are truly beautiful movies out there that no one has seen and paranormal activity 8 makes fucking millions of dollars. Humanity is the worst.
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>>698276174
Will Smith is in it, what the fuck did you expect?!
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>>698284084
Finally someone speaking sense.
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>>698283998
I totally agree with you. There are tons of movies out there that are absolute garbage. But it seems people try to be their absolute hardest on movies so most every movie that comes out gets shit reviews. I was just trying to explain that some movies that get a bad rap honestly aren't that bad if you give it a chance and not go into it like "let's look for literally everything wrong with it and only think of that stuff".
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>>698284084
Will smith is a really good actor tho. Ever seen I am legend? What about the fresh prince of belair? Or pursuit of happiness?
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>>698284322
I don't nitpick movies. When they are glaringly insulting trash though of course it insults me. If more people had standards and were smart enough to not even buy tickets to stuff they fucking well know is going to be trash then Hollywood would be forced to make some actually art. Like I said people who think of watching a movie as a completely passive action are what's wrong with the world. Anyone who bought a ticket to Ghostbusters after seeing the trailer should be hung from the neck until dead.
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>>698279885
i saw the first 10 minutes
seems to be good
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>>698284551
Seven pounds, Focus, Hancock. Dude's not bad.
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>>698276174
DC cannot compete with Marvel...
They have no chance...
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>>698282373
>nice guys
>culture
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>>698284551
>>698285011
This is sarcasm right guys? Please tell me you're trolling.
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>>698285197
Nope. Bait harder.
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>>698285392
Let's go kick e.t.'s ass! You're right he's totally an artist. Fuck me what happened to this planet?
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>>698280689
i dont work all godamn day to come home and watch some shitty director try and make me "think" with garbage twists and psychoanalytic breakdowns of fiction characters

i just want shit to explode in the background while i eat
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>>698285599
I love you and your dubs.
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>>698277668
yeah i dont know what the problem was. it was good.
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>>698285574
Lol. Like your opinion matters you elitist little bitch. Kill yourself then or make better movies.
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>>698285840
Talking tough on the interwebs? You're obviously worth wasting this reply.
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>>698276174
I was really excited about this movie when I heard about it. Even some of the trailers were cool. But if it weren't for that Kevin Spacey cat movie, this would be the lowest rated film opening this weekend.

That being said, I still kinda wanna see it.
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It would have been a better movie if it was just Joker and Harley running away from Batman in the Lambo for 80 minutes.
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>>698284780
Agreed with the ghostbusters thing. Anything with those actresses is complete shite
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>>698285599
Holy shit, there are tons of "explosion" or "dumb" movies that aren't as bad as this. Die Hard is fucking awesome. This movie had plot holes, boring fight scenes( fight evil grey bad guys in the street, the same fight scene again in an office 3 minutes later.), characters yelling exposition at each other because the producers thought you were to stupid to remember something that happened just moments ago in the movie. Seriously Deadshot was like Mac in the IASIP Lethal Weapon 6.
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this movie was awful, but since i love comic books, i still enjoyed recognizing everything and enjoyed just relaxing and downing soda for two hours with my hand on my girlfreinds ass.

harley and the joker were the worst parts. i knew harley would be bad from the trailers "ooh the voices haha we're the BAD GUYS hahahaha i am a GIRL", but the joker was actually worse

go watch assault on arkham its a suicide squad movie that doesnt try and be anything it isnt and it has an actual joker in it
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It's laughable this is at a 27% and ghostbusters is at 73%. The movie wasnt bad, I liked some things about it.
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>>698282564
>They are called recreational activities and they are meant to be a thing you can go home to after work or school and just have fun.
The fuck does that have to do with it?
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>>698279998
The lobster was great, but I could see how a lot of people would find it boring. The Nice Guys was also a really good one.
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I approve of White Trash Joker.

I want more of the Harley/J psychology but their overall vision for the two characters was good. The fact that Harley wasn't physically helpless (but also wasn't super powered up for no reason) means a lot to me.

The actual plot, the villain, the fights etc was all a bunch of stupid shit I didn't care about. Its hard to explain why I can say that and still like the movie
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>>698286417
Exactly what I was going to say. Jared Leto stole the fucking movie and he was only in it for like 20 minutes
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>>698276174
I've been seeing a lot of complaints about the movie but no real reasons why. I enjoyed the movie but everyone's just like, "the movie sucked, it was cringy"
What exactly made you think that the movie was bad?
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>>698279998

>Nice Guys

boring fucking piece of shit
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>>698285195

agreed
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Zack Snyder is singlehandedly sinking the DC cinematic universe. Stan Lee must be laughing his ass off
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>>698288771
I enjoyed the movie.
The editing of jokes didnt give enough time between them. Sometimes it felt like they just let margot robbie just go off for a bit and it wasnt great. Scott Eastwoods one line i remember was delivered so fucking poorly. I dont care that the villain and putty dudes wasnt that great. But some of the editing drove me nuts, plus Katana was poorly delivered.
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>>698288206

The movie is about Harley and Harley can't be good unless she comes with a good Joker.

Basiclaly everything good about this movie is Harley (and I would have been easy to disappoint there, I wanted more verbal wit but I still admit she was good). Take out her and Mr J and you've got Will Smith playing bad-guy-dad in a mediocre action flick with muddy fight scenes.
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>>698280980
Fucking hipster. Kek
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Just watched it today, I thought critics were being harsh but the movie was complete trash
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>>698281389
Iron man fils and guardians wasnt shit at all. Try again you edgy faggot.
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>>698281967
Kek classic
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>>698279793
>People over analyze movies to much these days
You do relaize that movies keep getting dumber and dumber with less dialogue on average.

Nobody is overanalyzing movies, there is just some stuff hitting the movies that is plain garbage.
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>>698288081
>the plot, the character, the action was bad and I didn't like it
>I only watched it for Mr J and Harley's bad romance

Twilightfag please go. Fap more to your 50 shades.
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I enjoyed the movie, but there were some things that didn't make sense e.g. joker surviving explosion and Harley getting the cellphone. They could have also focused more on other characters other than Harley and Will Smith. They could have also used other music other than the music you hear on the radio all the time. In the beginning of the movie as well they made the death of the rope guy really obvious, they didn't even give him a proper intro, and when he was killed they expected it to be dramatic but it was underwhelming.

They shouldn't even had rope guy there, they could have done something good and replaced him with kite man, had a proper intro for him like the other characters and put him on posters and make them think he was an actual main character, then kill him off in the beginning when he tries to escape.
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The only parts I didn't like were at the end.
Enchantress has some dumb dance moves she does when she's talking, and the slow-mo shot of Deadshot shooting the bomb goes on way too long.
Katana was useless too. She was only there so a sword could be present at the end.
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>>698290505
Ikr the movie tried to tell a story through one liners and songs. They tried to throw in as many songs as possible thinking it would make their movie good
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>>698282508
>>698282669
not the same anon but it's true. The rule is comic books suck and the movies suck even worse. Of course there are exceptions like maybe Batman has been consistent decent.

Typically the same problems plague each and every one. The heroes have an entire catalog of stories in which they never die and solve every problem with their powers.

Idiots enjoy the formula
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>>698290730
>joker surviving explosion
Unless they explicitly shoe his dead body, he doesn't die. that's how it's been r a long time.
>and Harley getting the cellphone
Joker gave it to Griggs to give to Harley.
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>>698290505
>less dialogue on average.
Is not actually a bad thing. Amature scripts are filled with way to much dialogue and there's the whole "show don't tell" thing.
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>>698276174
But it has Cara in it....how was her performance?
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>>698279885
It was alright. Light years better than the other superhero movies though. Seemed like what would happen if a big youtuber who was into comics managed to get a shit ton of funding.
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>>698290990
i guess the phone does make sense now, but still it would have been nice if they did show how Joker survived the explosion other than deus ex machina bullshit
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>>698290580

No, the characters were good. The bit-part characters were good too (except Will Smith, whoever the fuck his character was. He was basically playing as Will Smith).
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>>698291042
Someone needs to tell Quentin Tarantino that.
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>>698291385
He's been retconned to be immortal in comics. I promise you there's never gonna be a good reason.
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>>698291532
Him and Aaron Sorakin are the exception.
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>>698291351
Note: I'm one of those fags that like to watch deep movies with lots of symbolism, so if i enjoyed deadpool, that probably means they did a kick ass job.
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>>698291351
And the thing is that Deadpool actually listen to the fans, I remember seeing petitions upon petitions of fans BEGGING to have it rated "r" but they said no to save money. Ended up costing them....
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>>698290730

The thing with rope man made me laugh and was super predictable. I think this was on purpose. If it wasn't on purpose then it was in so-bad-its-good territory. All the other characters had been mentioned or shown two or three times each and then you get to the scene where the team is being assembled and "Oh yea here's the guy who can climb anything".
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>>698291532
The only reason i dont really enjoy tarantino very much is because the "eye opening" shit that his characters talk about i always seem to already know. Pulp Fiction was a fucking let down.
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>>698291927
TRIGGERED TRIGGERED
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>>698279998
>green room
oy vey, I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>698291426
Will Smith almost always plays as Will Smith.
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>>698290011
dubs checked
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>>698276943
Literally the only good part of this movie. Also, did harley do a good job? I assume she didnt. Kind of hard to act like a psychiatrist turned super psycho that acts like a bimbo as a front without coming off as a complete bimbo without all the other traits.
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>>698276174

dude, you just triggered trap cards that were not even played yet!
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>>698291909
I see your point of view, I guess it was quite humorous
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>>698289826
Its true. Like almost every movie I see is completely uninspired, boring, and predictable with a bunch of cool effects and action scenes to compensate for the lack of an interesting plot
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>>698292181
>Will Smith needs to be liked
>So badly that even when he plays a villain he has to be a "likeable" good guy
It's like he thinks he has the charisma of Bill Murray, but he doesn't.
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>>698292097
Sorry m8. When youre antisocial and havent thought like the main narrative of society since you were like fucking twelve, those are just the sorts of thoughts that go through your head. I remember the person who showed me pulp fiction being let down when i didnt react the way they expected.
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>>698292470
I honestly think Will Smith should stop acting if he keeps this shit up. Deadshot wasnt the deepest character ive run into, but hes not will smith for fucks sake.
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>>698292122
Is this a meme I'm unaware of?
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>>698276174
Kylo Ren killed Han Solo
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>>698276174
You expected otherwise?
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>>698292850
>unaware
Is acting ignorant about memes a meme im not aware of?
Things are getting too meta for me guys.
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>>698292470
>>698292181

I blame writer/director a lot here, I think they were trying to hard to make a likeable badguy and that's why they cast Will Smith.

Not that he has a lot of range as an actor, by any means, but he was edgier and more compelling in I Am Legend. I think that's what they wanted out of him and they didn't get it right.
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>>698293262
No need to be a dock, just asked a ?
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>>698293262
I thought it had to do with the actual name. I get it now, jews and nazis.
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>>698293058
Like anyone who is going to see the movie haven't already. The only people I know who Haden's where my grandparents who live in buttfuck nowhere, Oregon.
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It was a popcorn flick man
Nothing more, nothing less.
>mfw people get ass hurt over comic book movies
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>>698292232
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>>698293720
Well they should when there is some great comic book movies out there and some shotty one passes through and tries to act the same as the big boys
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>>698292441
There are films out there that are good though. While many suck, not all.
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>>698293858
>good comic book movies
There isnt any
They are all popcorn flicks. Just mindless entertainment
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>excited to see Harley Quinn in a dark comic book movies
>replace the sexy psychotic jester with big tits and big hips
>instead some bubble gum stick figure of a woman with a baseball bat with those try hard cheesy puns
>Decide the movie should be rated PG-13 instead of R
>because a band of psycotic murderers is kid fwendly.
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flash was in it for 3 seconds
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enchantress could have just escaped so easily and still won
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>>698293993
True, it's just the majority of it is garbage. I feel like I've seen everything decent. Any movie suggestions?
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>>698294056
Your goddamn right
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>>698294055
So did you even see deadpool?
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>>698294217
Trainspotting
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>>698294217
Any certain genre? Any time period?
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>>698294327
seen it. great movie.
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>>698287669
ghostbusters deserves a lower rating, it's still better then suicide squad
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>>698294282
Yeah it was a popcorn movie
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>>698294282
Well a lot of that film is mindless action with one liners but it was good
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>>698292470
>charisma of Bill Murray

This shit needs to stop. Bill Murray sucks and this meme does too
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i tried being open minded by watching it as an ordinary action flick but even that can't hold its self up
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>>698294109
What exactly did they have him do?
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>>698294055
A History of Violence? Ghost World? That black and white one about the girl in iran?
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>>698294282
le edgy 4th wall man
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>>698294469
Ghostbusters was fucking horrible. Complete garbage. The fat bitch wasn't funny at all. None of them were
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>>698294501
TRIGGERED
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>>698294514
Comic book =/= graphic novel
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>>698294510
part of a back story for captain boomerang. flash caught him
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>>698276943
This mad me feel better
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>>698292272

It's not hard, you just need good writing, and Holywood has this terrible illness which tends to (not always but tends to) prevent good writing from happening in mainstream movies.

The short version is that movies are written by the marketing department, they're re-written over and over in response to a changing vision of what Joe Shmoe and his 3.14 children will want to go out and see.
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>>698294481
Eh, ok. So give an example of an top-tier film to you. Jw
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>>698294056
Harley Quinn's design alone was a disappointment
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>>698294621
shows you how bad suicide squad was
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>>698294430
I really like dark films. Anything with sound is good for me.

I like mystery and post-apocalypse. I've already seen The Road, I liked the feel of that movie a lot.
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>>698276174
Because it's about a bunch of juggalos being edgy?
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>>698294596
Ah, they pulled him in to try to save a shitty film. Jesus.
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>>698294689
Ah okay, thanks
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>>698294727
Revenant
Departed
Any film that isnt mindless violence and masculine fantasies
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>>698294740
Wow--so that bad? Shit. Is it online yet?
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>>698281342
This.
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jared leto suuuuuuuuuuuuuux

less is more for both him and harley quinn
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>>698294968

>Revenant
>Departed

>Any film that isnt mindless violence and masculine fantasies

I guess you could say these are art house version of what you just described.
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>>698294786
Never seen that. I'm really into horror and gore shit. Or fucked up movies. Saw one today called Princess. Weird pedo step dad, loli movie. Didn't think it'd be like that but whatever. Uhh have u seen spotless mind or requiem? Those are pretty much starter kit films to weird shit or thought provoking movies.
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>>698295058
I heard he has a huge nigger dick
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>>698276943
the moment where they killed harley quinn, serious she doen't have this kind of relation with the joker, the joker doen't care at all about her in the comics but she's in love with him and there.....
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primewire[dot]ag

check and let us know
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>>698294968
Loved revenant. Grade A film but it is super aloha, pound on my chest film. Nothin wrong with it but yeah.. Lol
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>>698294973
yeah i've disagreed with critics a lot but this movie was utter shit. I mean check it out but i was just rolling my eyes waiting for the movie to end the whole time
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>>698295203
Eh maybe. I want a movie that uses the medium fully to express new ideas and new ways of thinking. Things comic book movies rarely do.
Popcorn flicks.
You arent going to change my opinion.
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>>698295255
Google it. The guy does have a huge dick.
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>>698295262
exactly!
he beats her, that's the kind of relationship that should have been in the movie!
fuck family friendly flicks
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>>698295262
Wtf are u talking about
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>>698279793
Dumbass wannabe vegetable, it's VEG out. What the fuck is "vedge"?
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>>698295375
Ah ok but is it online yet?
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>>698289339
True dat.
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>>698295218
seen requiem, but not spotless mind. I'll have to watch that one. I do like thought provoking movies a lot, although sometimes they can be poorly executed (like enter the void). did like requiem though.
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>>698279597
I thought X-Men: Apocalypse was better than most people gave it credit for. Saw it 2x.
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>>698295598
batmanvsuperman > suicide squad

that pains me to say that.
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>>698295474
He's talking about the comics
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>>698295383
I'm not trying to haha just that you picked two very "manly" movies. Also I wouldn't say Revenant treaded any new ground thematically or examined any new ideas. It was beautifully shot, acted well, and was very intense but lacked quite a bit in depth.
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>>698281768
All those movies are shit-tier 80s horror flims. Who the fuck wants to watch that crap nowadays?
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>>698294208
Final boss fights in high-budget movies always look like that.

LOOK AT ME I CAN KILL YOU 1,000 TIMES OVER I'm SO SCARY HA HA
NOW WE"RE FIGHTING I COULD HAVE KILLED YOU ALL SO MANY TIMES NOW BUT I KEEP FORGETTING THAT I HAVE SUPERPOWERS AND WHEN I REMEMBER THEM I AM 1 FOOT ABOVE YOUR HEAD
OH NO YOU KILLED ME WITH NO REAL PLAN IN A SUPER PREDICTABLE WAY AFTER A PREDICTABLE BIT OF BANTER

I'm convinced that no one in Holywood knows the first godamn thing about final boss fights, the only way to avoid a bad final boss fight is to not have a final boss in your movie. I think the best final boss fight I've seen in years was just Hulk mopping the floor with Loki in 5 seconds and then going "puny god" and walking away. That was actually a good scene and it wasn't used as the climax of the movie.
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>>698293058
Ry for the spoilers, faggot
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>>698295713
Don't ever say that again, please
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>>698295922
It's true.
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>>698281389
Some are made right. They generally are popular, well received, and spawn franchises.
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>>698295474
in the comics the joker doesn't care about harley but she follows him everytime, everytime because she's in love with him and in the movie this is just stuff like : i love you, me too.... they're like teenagers in the movie and any fan of batman knows that NEVER she would do what was on the movie like the stupid pole dance shit
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utterly average except for The Joker and Harley Quinn, Emo hot topic bait cancer
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>>698295987
Kek whatever ya say anon
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>>698292684
got some examples of what you regarded as eye opening for other people but you already knew?
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>>698295801
One watches them with one's "friends".
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>>698279793
Fuck off.
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>>698295058
You mean this didn't convince you he's the best Joker ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zracw8FQG6Y
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>>698296138
Different anon here. I personally think the movie was OK but it would have been way better if joker wasn't a edgy fag.
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>>698296168
If my friends had shit taste in movies like these I'd be looking for new friends. None of those on the list are worth watching.
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>>698296145
Have you seen it? Because you might be retarded if you think otherwise. Both are fucking terrible but Suicide Squad was laughably bad.
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>>698293422
>>698293461
No guys im serious. Ive seen shit like this everywhere.
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>>698294968
The Revenant was boring gore porn
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>>698280689
Jesus man. Turn off every once in a while.
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>>698296253
>mfw Waller says Harley is crazier & more fearless than the Joker
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>>698276174
It was essentially DC's Guardians of the Galaxy
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>>698295713
>>698295922
>>698295987
this fact is true, suicide quad was the worst dc with green lantern, this is just a movie for the teenagers who like superheroes and this kind of stuff, not for the comics fans, they just killed the characters and will smith just plays will smith, not the character he should play in the movie, the movie is composed about 60per cent of will smith, 30 per cent of harley and 10 per cent of the others characters
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>>698282564
I like them when they are good. Do you enjoy shit tier product because you aren't paying attention?
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>>698291156
barely said a word
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>>698296407
>hurr durr you are retarded because you think suicide squad is better than Batman vs. Superman.
Come on anon it's time to leave, summer is almost over.
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>>698296253
they wasted precious time portraying harley as a stripper. they could have gone deeper/darker in their back story
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>>spooks
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>>698277080
what was good about it?
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>>698296284
the problem is that we don't even see the joker in this movie, we see him like ten minutes maximum, and he have a lot of other default that the joker
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>>698295561
Well see spotless. Makes you depressed some though. I saw enter the void, interesting way to direct but I got bored. Ever seen the other film done by the director that did enter the void? The one with that super long and hard to watch rape scene? That one was decent.
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>>698283015
Get an air conditioner. Watch a better movie on TV.
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>>698296780
It didn't take that much to realized they fucked him up.
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>>698276174

You should have known it sucked as soon as you saw the first pic of Leto's Joker with that fucking "Damaged" tattoo.
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>>698296759
It ended
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>>698283817
Dumb user.
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>>698295262

The Joker puts in however much effort he has to in order to keep her on his side. So he arguably cares about her more than he cares about himself.

The Joker is a very good example of a character where you can have a lot of good interpretations and none of them look anything like each other. Heath Ledger's Joker didn't look anything like Jack NIckelson's Joker but they were both Really good. And then the animated series/movies Joker has his own thing going on that deserves to be mentioned alongside those two. Plus you've got the comic book version (Moore's joker in particular) which kind of resembles the animated Joker.

What I'm getting at is that I think it's okay to write a Joker who cares about his bitch and wants to save her, it's not a "family friendly" thing, it's because this Joker was written for a story that emphasized Harley.
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>>698295452
nigger weighs about a buck 20, a 5 inch cock would look big on him.
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>>698296784
No, what's it called?
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>>698296924
Exactly. I hate the way they made him look. Making joker a hip hop looking shit. Hate it
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>>698296690
>i called him a summerfag
>i win

jesus look at the meme spouting shit beast you've become.
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>>698279597
10 Cloverfield Lane
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>>698284551
Top kek right here
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>>698297123
Irreversible.
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Haha some people here took the time to "analyze" the "plot" of this "movie". Cheers to you and good luck, you're gonna need it.
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>>698297074
Nah, it is thick and long. There's no illusion with that. Usually too, skinny dudes have big dicks.
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>>698296599

It was essentially the SWEU's The Force Awakens
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>>698297204
Thanks- I forgot
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>>698296876
true guy, the joker was bad as fuck, but people don't see the others problem in the movie, even if it was just a random action movie it would be bad
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>>698280997
>finds thinking too stressful
>bernie supporter

this wasn't as shocking as you might have supposed
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>>698297138
Great rebuttal anon. 10/10 would read again
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I don't really like Marvel at all, I think DC characters are a lot more interesting but god damn if they don't suck ass at making good movies. Marvel over there killing it while DC make absolutely stupid decisions over and over. Jessie Eisenberg as Luthor? Fuck off.
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>something happens
>stop everything to cut to Harley
>she drops her one liner
>it falls flat for the 15th time as no one in the audience laughs

why was everything in this movie so fucking heavy handed and forced?
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>>698297023
the joker cares about her just because he can use her easily on his plans and he cares about her only for that, for himself
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>>698297405
Do you only speak in me mes?
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