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Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Where's the goods?
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps ok
>Rattle Rattle
>Nice Feet!
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in heaven
>Most importantly, Ayayyayayya!
>>698274656
You claimed a young esdeath or esdeath in general?
>>698274885
shes just the poster girl of the thread.
Calamity-masu'd
>>698274656
>Where's the goods?
here
AYAYAYAYAYAYYA
also filthy early bake :^)
Hey guys
Guess what yuno shit posting is back
Claimed
>>698275117
Oh right, the usual.
>>698274656
>No >Galil a best in OP
Thread a shit
well this is quite flattering
>>698275191
Galil a cute
>>698275158
By that you mean filthy frank baking a cake? Because I nearly puked at that shit
>>698275191
Just for the love of God stop with the puns
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
Im good at crashing into allies
>>698274676
If you have a New 3DS, get Xenoblade Chronicles.
I might have to think of what else.
>>698275163
I hope you were the Yuno i spoke to, perhaps get a unique filename theme or something.
>>698274656
Who's the cutest waifu?
I vote for Koume
>>698275268
>TFW you will never be fast as fuck
>>698275414
>Pic
>>698275416
YUNO why galil is so PUNny?
>>698274656
alien waifu, alien laifu
Why the hell are these threads so popular? One every hour.
>>698275591
>>698275555
Quads confirm koume a cute
>>698275163
>dem tiddy
imma jerk to your waifu, im sorry
>>698275555
mine is cutest.
>>698275539
Yea it's me, I will do that but right now all I have is my phone and I can't edit file names here (pc is in the shop)
And I don't have a new 3ds, so feels pretty bad
>>698275659
well atleast its not faces of b or dick rate
>>698275555
>>698275414
YOU CANT DENY IT
>>698275755
No.
>>698275812
At least there aren't any squirrel fuckers
Oh wait.
>>698275812
Don't mean it to be an insult, I am truely want to know
>>698275797
I can edit filenames on my phone
>>698276010
Because we just post cute pics and talk.However because almost every post has a pic we reach the limit quickly and so make a new one.
>>698275555
I'M NOOOOT A CUUUTE!
>>698275951
I think i said i want to watch esdeath crush squirrels with her body not fuck the squirrels get your facts straight
>>698276166
Well that does make sense I suppose.
>>698275890
at least she can swim.
>>698276234
Tell that to my get
Gote is claimtimes
>>698273936
THAT'S IT
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BAD KITTY CAT GARFEEL
YOU ATE THOSE FOOD
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO BUY GARFIELD KART AND PLAY IT FOR AN HOUR A DAY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
>>698274491
I can back up this claim
Gote is in possession of penis, therefore this point is valid in my book
>>698275191
>puns a shit
ART THOU OF A HAPPIER DISPOSITION NOW THAT I HAVE PARTAKEN IN HILARIOUS QUALITY MEMAYS‽
>>698275590
hahahahHAHAHAHhaHAhAhAHahAHAHAHhahahAhAhahAhAhahAhAAHAAHhahaahhAhAhaHAhahAhAhAHAHAHhAhAHAHaHAHaHHAHAhAAhAHAhAhAhAh
WOW
WHAT A FUNNY JOKE
I ENJOY BEING ALIVE
YES
>>698275659
Whenever one's about to die, somebody makes a new one
It's a never-ending cycle of waifu (and also occasionally husbando but nobody fucking does that, I've seen like two people other than me that post male animus and I don't even post an animu)
Phasma lives
Saber claim
>>698276288
>Wants to watch her squash squirrels
Degeneracy
>>698276288
>Get your facts straight
>I think I said.
Do you even know yourself? With the autistic behavior you show I wouldn't be surprised if you want both.
>>698275797
Also you have Ocarina of Time 3D right?
I would suggest the Majora's Mask remake as well but they decided to fuck up the boss fights.
My husbando
>>698276544
stop, I can only get so erect!
>>698276781
noice.
>>698276598
i dont pick my fetishes
>i trusted you saber
>>698276459
I'm going to be honest with you
YOUR WAIFU A SHIT
A FUCKING SHIT
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
SHITTY WAIFU
FUCKING SHIT WAIFU
>>698276538
Galil is fox!
>>698275555
Honestly... Mugi.
>>698276039
I guess my phone just sucks
But as I stated before I'm pretty poor so I can't buy a new one, I could hardly pay for my poor laptop getting a repair
>>698276777
Yea I have it, LoZ is my jam.
But I didn't know what! What did they do?
I finished Majoras mask on am emulator just before it was announced so I decided not to buy it
>>698276544
She is dead get over it
>>698274656
Dekomori claim desu~
>>698276544
The gets are real.Pharasma confirmed for lives.
>>698277177
Subhuman, you're worse than Esdeath
>>698277063
>Gali is your waifu
>Calling mine shit
I know someone already posted her. by there can never be enough mistress mommy Esdeath
Claiming Doctor Cox
Hello friends!
Claimed
Claiming the goddess Tsukihi.
>>698277063
Garfield begins with a G
Galil begins with a G
Galfield?
Garflil?
This is your punishment for the puns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk
Claimed
>>698277403
well id do agree and respect you dont touch her
>>698275323
nice 3dfeet
>>698275416
almost puked?
what are you a pussy? :^)
>>698277081
Wew lad
>>698277578
Not even best fire sister
THE STRONGEST!
>>698277343
Aw little babby 2 scared to post their waifu because they know i'd ream them every time they posted?
your insult is cute, and it mildly gives me an erection that you took the time out of your day to say some gay shit to me~
>>698276685
Gate was a top tier anime
>>698275145
twistered
>>698277714
oh?
>>698277772
>>698277777
You fucking suck
>>698277177
Hello
>>698277349
>Waifu who is a military weapon, accurate for 500 meters and can shoot 650 rounds of 5.56 or 7.62 in a minute, while by ing even mor reliable than an AK and simultaneously being a cute
VS
>A terribly designed enemy from a sub par game
So tell me, who's the shit waifu here?
>>698277623
My PUNishment?
>>698277126
They made the boss fight stand around a gimmick of the mask you use in that area, let's say the Woodfall temple boss, instead of having a fun, decent, and challenging fight, they made it so you use the Deku Mask and stun this new eye he has on his head.
To make it simple all of the bosses are a boring gimmick fight that have been gohmafied.
Snowfall boss is pretty much the same though but with an eye.
>>698275755
>>698277063
Assuming anthropomorphic snakes and neko girls was a normal every day occurrence, I'd have to give the edge to >>698276459.
I don't know what it is, but that's >>698275755 damn cute. And hella more erotic than a cat-girl. That's some freaky taboo shit, and I'm on top of it.
>>698277571
Hi there!
How are you today?
>>698277745
Hair cake was too much for me tbh, the last one was the least gross one but still not enjoyable
>>698277772
So close, however you didn't get so you are weak
>>698277764
She's the best kiddo
>>698278127
I'm doing well! How are you?
>>698278013
That is what you MAJORAS MASKed for
>>698277126
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2527336/
>>698278011
You've sealed your fate
Your waifu is Garfield now
>galil a garfield
Welp, I'm gonna go to sleep
Because sleeping is a biological requirement
Night, /waifu/
>>698278272
Thanks Mizore
>>698278272
How do men feel pleasure from this?
>>698278355
Well you're GOATing to bed
>carlos
>>698278126
GALIL IS NOT CAT
Also
>Snake with no titty or pussy
>Erotic
And last of all
Cute =\= erotic
>>698278384
I'm not mizore. He's a Pedo faggot
Best type moon claimed.
Syndra is terrible at War Thunder.
>>698278440
How can men NOT feel pleasure from that?
Someone order some traps?????
>>698278126
But the snake isn't Miia so that means it's shit
>>698277933
>>698278127
>post when it says 698277768
>think I went over by about 10 because I posted to late
>get 698277772
It's not my fault /b/ is so slow because everyone is at /pol/.
>>698278550
Hey Shiki
>Warthunder
>It has to update
I wonder can you play cross regions or do I have to make an account and transfer it to a different server
>>698278550
>Best type moon
I don't get it
>>698278651
A:That's not a trap.A trap has to be able to pass as female.
B:NO
>>698278013
Wait that's actually really weird
So essentially they made it easier?
I mean the gyorg fight did need something because it was a mess but that sucks, so I'm not gonna pick that one up. Are you a legend of Zelda fan? Whats your favourite game?
>>698278234
I'm kinda tired but okay, enjoying some free days off. What are you up to?>>698278331
Probably just for flashbacks ;)
>>698278550
You're terrible at picking waifus :^)
>>698278847
>Forgot image
>>698278589
I'm not actually sure, as hot as it looks i'm afraid to put something in my ass.
>>698278755
wew lad, at least you made it up with some nice dubs :^)
>>698278860
>>698278755
i was wondering why the hell /b/ was going so slow today
>>698279074
One of the worst traps I've seen in my whole life.
>>698278885
Playing some Skyrim.
>>698278847
As far as I know it's very easy, since I just did it accidentally with this group.
>>698278860
Type moon is a big company with a pseudoconnected universe, Shiki is the best girl from all the things they've made.
>>698278533
>>698278688
Galil, you ignorant slut. I made up my damn mind. Snek if FUCKIN' cute and nothing you say can change that. I referred to you as both a neko and catgirl, and FYI they are both the same fucking thing. It's just on the lighter side of furry. And why do people find nekos/catgirls/furries cute? Because they are erotic, taboo, something different from the norm. Remove the ears and tail and what are you? Nothing, just another trash waifu. No one would care. Why am I attracted to black and asian chicks? Because opposites attract. Differences stand out. Cry some more, bitch.
Snek is love.
Snek is life.
>>698278755
You got dubs that's okay I guess but then you posted a thumbnail. So you should feel bad
>>698279325
Cool, what class are you?
Also this thread got degenerate real quick
>>698278885
That part is funny, because it seems like they tried to make Gyorg harder by removing the thing you could stand on halfway through. but that wasn't the case.
Anyway yes, my favorite would be either Skyward Sword (despite the shitty wiimote) or Majora's Mask. i like the quests more than the plot itself so that's the probably why, also the soundtrack.
Falling asleep but I don't wanna
>>698279465
GALIL IS FOX
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>>698279325
What mods?
>>698279621
The Journey Modpack. It has 450+ mods.
>>698279513
I'm using mostly a crossbow.
>>698279621
That's just a testament to how forgettable you are and how memorably cute Snek is.
SHIT MEME
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>>698279459
Yeah so when I'm done patching want to add me so we can play sometime
>>698279928
Don't try me nigga
>>698280105
Galil > Snek
>>698279546
Nintendo what r u doin :(
I also liked SS it's seems like I was the only one. I felt like MM had great potential but I didn't really get to explore because I felt the timer weigh a bit too heavy on me. Still great game though just, couldve been better
I think my favourite would be wind waker because of the huge map (at the time) also the music and the art is amazing in my opinion
>>698279618
Stay awake by listening to some loud ass music, that's what I'm doing at least
>>698279897
Wait that's a thing in skyrim? I didn't really play that much of it because every time I started I remembered how good oblivion was and started playing that. Crossbow sounds kinda over powered
>>698280219
Thank you Koume
>You're still a cute though
>>698280254
It's part of the vampire DLC. They are kinda OP since they ignore 100% of armour. What are you up to?
Kirara checking in.
>>698280651
Cute
>>698280805
Cunt
>>698280539
God damn that's cute
>>698280539
Heh that's kinda ridiculous, sounds like fun
Right now I'm watching some hearthstone shit thinking about playing some fire emblem. I have to replay some games since my PC is in the shop so I cant play all my steam summer purchases
>>698280545
Yo! Whats up?
>>698280545
Hello
>>698280254
I liked Wind Waker a lot as well but sailing everywhere with the same song playing when you did so was kinda annoying.
also Wind Wakar Ganondorf is best Ganondorf
>>698280968
Hai. It's hot today. Melting. Took two showers. Want do die.
>>698280968
Why is it in the shop?
>>698280954
You're cute. c:
![Kirino [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t2FEWiK.jpg "Kirino [202].jpg")
>>698280805
No
>>698280941
This
>>698280105
I've been trying you since last night, nigga. You couldn't take the criticism then and you can't take the criticism now.
>>698280219
Shut your fucking mouth, shill.
>>698280941
;-;
>>698281273
Yes
>>698281296
Saving this thanks anon
>>698281273
still a cute
>>698281415
still a cunt
![Kirino [178].png](https://i.imgur.com/1G8hQ0d.png "Kirino [178].png")
>>698281415
>>698281494
What
>>698279951
Playing some random tier 1 air realistic battles with some other waifufags, though I might go to bed soon since it's 2 am.
Feel free to add Sugarbeat.
>>698281296
>Insulting Koume
YOU DONE GOOFED NOW
so I have a question how much of this tread hates me now?
>>698281204
True but I found it really comfortable for some reason.
And yes, as I said before the art style is the best in the series.
Whats you opinion on the upcoming game? The E3 footage looked amazing
>>698281251
Wait where do you live? Also pro tip eat all of the ice cream :)
>>698281255
Hard disk died on me, for no reason
>>698281690
I still love you
>>698281606
just a cunt stealing my thing
>>698281690
I still like you
>>698281714
Rest in peace my friend.
>>698281714
>>698281714
baton rouge louisiana
![Kirino [210].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rN9MjS3.jpg "Kirino [210].jpg")
>>698281850
Still confused as hell
>>698281714
It looks pretty great, and shirtless is the only right way to play it. i hope the soundtrack is as good as the others.
>>698282090
what's there to be confused about cutie?
>>698281958
Get a nice rifle, BLM might come for you
>>698282170
the point of this
>>698281681
Okay. Do your best, you worthless yid.
Lets see what you got. Stop saying you're going to bring it and bring it already.
You ain't brought the shit because you ain't got the shit.
>>698281667
Ill add you when I can then. Had to redownload the client since the game bugged so no keybindings work
>>698281803
>>698281868
well thank you ive been getting alot of hate (more than usual) good to hear that
>>698278533
Sneks don't have pussies, they have cloaca, so it would be vaginal and anal sex, at the same time. [spoiler]Hate it when artists put nipples on the snek tits, thats not how viper work[/spoiler]
>>698281892
:'( all of my porn gone
>>698281958
Holy kek I just looked up the temperature there. What ever you do don't move, everything single way of using your body will mean death. I'm actually kinda jealous because it's raining here atm and it's too cold to even wear shorts or a T-shirt
>>698282147
If we can trust nintendo on one thing it's good music. And I'm not a big fan of husbando link
>>698282231
Cult of the Galil priest reporting
Snakes eat cats, Snek>Gali
All of my family is getting married and here I am cocked and browsing 4chan
Great
>>698282644
Dogger can kill group of sneks tho
Also galil is dogger
>>698282644
*galil, sorry, gotta be correct in my shitposting
>>698282231
nah nah, i have black friends iz fine.
>>698282644
Miia > ur waifu
>>698282747
Koume a cute.
>>698282535
You're right about that!
I never said anything about husbandos.
Welp. Ive been largely ignored. Time to apply noose I guess.
>>698282644
Fox eat snake
Gun shoot snake
Soldier kill snake
Galil<<<Snake
>>698282949
Nope!
>makoto is though!
>>698283002
Stream it ;^)
>>698282900
>Human upper half
>No biological sense
>Riles my autism real fucking good
No but for real the human upper half KILLS it for me, just ruins it all
>>698281330
>when you watch anything you don't like
Thanks for the bump.
>>698283002
I'll help
>>698282949
You're cuter
>>698283107
Snek is a soldier, with a FUKKEN LAZER WRIST GUN THING! also, Galil is a cat.
>>698283002
Or apply nose and pretend to be a Jew so you can get a Galil
>>698282747
>>698282949
You're both a cute
>>698283002
I didn't even notice you've posted once, and as far as I'm concerned you haven't bothered to notice ME, so fuck right off then. You bloodly wanker.
>>698283210
>>698282900
Viper is so much better than Miia. Taking that SNEK gaem to a whole new level.
>>698282900
And why is Mugi pretending to be Mugi?
>>698282670
Hey come on we are all in the same boat, who needs 3D girls when you can have these cuties
>>698282983
You playing shirtles link makes me question that somehow
>>698283002
Don't hang yourself! It's better to cut your wrists, the chances of a noose not being lethal and giving you permanent damage is pretty big
>>698283350
Wrong about wrist gun, fuck. but snek can hold gun.
>>698282310
the point of me calling you cute?
Honestly i don't even know any more
I would like to talk to you but honestly i can't really think of anything to talk about
>>698283002
noticed
now noose
She ain't called top snek for nothing.
>>698283350
ET GO HOME REEEEEEE
> THE HOME OF FANDOM
in: Upotte!! Wiki
Galil
Galil (ガリル Gariru is another transfer student and Sako's partner.
She is an Israeli Galil AR, and just like Sako, she harbors a rivalry towards Ichiroku as both are variants of an old enemy of hers, the AK 47.
After losing the mock battle, she decides to stay at the school despite Sako's departure, having become quite fond of Ichihachi, who helped her during that time.
She has several canine features, such as a tail and dog ears.
>>698283654
more like
>>698283654
This tbh fam
>>698283002
I just woke up!
>>698283126
Ehehe, you wish, you cutie.
>>698283287
Nuh uh.
>>698283371
Am not!
>>698283654
This.Only good snek right here.
![Kirino [266].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s0Q7JM0.jpg "Kirino [266].jpg")
>>698283720
She's a jew
>>698283590
Why did you even start in the first place?
And do you actually regularly claim here?
>Why would you like to talk to me
>>698283469
...not the same
So alone, so boring
>>698283923
Cute
>>698283469
What's wrong with running around shirtless setting things on fire?
>>698283923
She isn't a meme Jew though.
>>698283654
>human upper half
>bat world building
>making her a sub
>Fake yandere
SO MUCH TRASH
>>698284043
>implying furry "snek" is better
>>698284043
If she's trash, why does her hat label her TOP SNEK?
Checkmate snakethiests
>posts obvious sarcastic comment
>gets a few go through with it
>gets one fuck off
Dont ever change /waifu/
>>698283938
Something is wrong with you if you think it's a bad thing, nobody making noise when you don't want it and nobody to make a mess, it's a great life.
>>698284210
Scaley, actually.
>>698284395
By furry i meant anthropomorphic
>>698283938
You know it's Saturday evening. If you want female companionship go out dude. Also I think everyone prefers 2D if you think about it. No fucking complaining all the time
>>698284010
Probably because first of all I don't want my link to catch a cold and second of all I really like links outfit
>>698283923
>Why did you even start in the first place?
I don't remember
>And do you actually regularly claim here?
yes
>Why would you like to talk to me?
you seem like a interesting person
>>698284295
easy (You) farming :^)
>>698283769
Yes Hello is this IT support?
>>698284292
Why do people who don't live in Chicago wear Chicago bulls hats? Because they suck.
>>698284295
You cheeki little cunt, I really am sticking a dingo in your helmet.
>>698283938
Get one of these bad girls, they're on sale
http://www.forbiddenlust.net/fumesimemaov.html
>>698284489
I will agree that I'm degenerate, I watch MLP and collect pop vinyls for fucks sake, but my god, you need to get the types of degeneracy straight.
