What are your thoughts on bicyclists?
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What are your thoughts on bicyclists?
>>698235369
Im one and ive never had problems so fuck you carcuck
>>698235369
Only way a car will hit a cyclist is if the car driver doesnt pay attention, weither the cyclist is an idiot or not is irrelevent
:(((( that fork tho
>>698235369
Also judging from the tire marks the car was spinning around when it hit the cyclist so you should instead ask what do i think about idiots in cars
>>698235755
Swerving in and out of my lane going downhill at 45 miles an hour on a winding road. Yeah it's totally not the cyclists fault
>>698236117
I dont do that but if i did you can always slow the fuck down you nigger
>>698235592
So you and your 20 friends stopped in front me at a stop sign for 5 minutes not moving and talking to each other like your not fucking with traffic that's fine?
>>698236117
I think what he was trying to imply was that it's the responsibility of the driver to be aware of their surroundings while piloting a 2 ton machine, regardless if its a cyclist or another car or anything else that can happen on the road
>>698236288
I can't wait until you get maxed by a car. What I wouldn't pay to see it....
>>698235592
Everyone hates you
>>698236288
Yeah and have the people behind me pass on the right and run your ass over. People suck at driving. Just like a lot of cyclists suck at riding. I won't hit you. But I'll laugh my ass off when dicky mcdipshit behind me does
>>698236117
> muh lane
> dis nigga in my lane yo
> better tell him to gtfo from
> muh lane
>>698236345
life is so hard sometimes
>>698235369
Pretty much ever person has a bike.
So unless they dont drive in the middle of the road they dont really affect anyone
They're a lot more healthier than me
>>698236423
>cant wait for something
>that will never happen
> wewlad
>>698236373
Yeah but people are fucking stupid. You need to expect that. Everywhere I drive I assume everyone around me is a 8 year old retard high on pcp and thats why I've avoided a disturbing number of crashes.
>>698236345
>20 friends
>>698236088
Thos tire marks on the ground arnt from that car you imbecile, they are from a dump truck that dumped fresh tarmac when they repaved that section of the road.
>>698235369
Mobile speed bumps. Just a fucking danger to everyone on the road. Should have to take a licence test to be on the road like everyone else.
During the Tour de France its fucking hell around here because every cunt and his brother thinks theyre Bradley Wiggens and swarms the roads, packed into lycra, like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
Pricks the lot of them.
>>698235369
Fucking idiots I gas as close as possible when passing one on the street in hopes he might fall under my wheels
>>698236345
Not my fault your such a fucking beta cuck
The car isnt a car but an Isuzu hombre
>>698236498
As if your faggot brain can process all that on the go, kys
>>698235369
When I used to cycle everywhere I thought bikes were great
Now I drive everywhere and I think all cyclists are cunta
>>698235369
they... ride bikes a lot?
that looks like a nasty accident
>>698235369
They need to go on the sidewalk. Because fuck them.
>>698236773
Lmao. Says the person referring to humans as 'mobile speed bumps' yup. They so dangerous
They act like they own the road. They should use the sidewalk and the road should be reserved for motor vehicles.
>>698236840
Next time I'll run your ass over
>>698236712
Badbait/10
No.
>>698236693
This guy gets it.
>>698237052
pedestrians disagree
>>698235592
hahaha everyone does hate you dude. nothing would satisfy me more than to be able to hit one of you and get away with murder. its like you fags are trying to win the darwin award
Car cucked.
Biker road cucked.
My diagnosis.
Op was cucked to death..
>>698236998
Yeah it's not hard if your not a retard. Or on your fucking phone (always women)
>>698237208
>being this edgy
You wouldn't do jack shit you cuck.
>>698236649
Too many bike faggots use the actual lane instead of the bike lane. They should be drug out into the streets and shot.
>>698236780
Or they might you know… get cut on that huge edge of yours, faggot
>>698237052
No we don't. As long as you idiots don't run us over
>>698237184
Both pedestrians and bicyclists should go live in Russia or India or China for a year.
They will come back with an amazing new skill called "awareness".
Then i can have them sharing the road with me. Both when driving on it and when walking across it.
>>698237142
Complains about others acting like they own something, then does the exact same thing
any adult who rides a bicycle is a faggot
>>698235369
Guy on bike hit a car at a crossing.
Clear rules to dismount at crossing and walk the bike over.
The biker RAN into side of car.
>It's the car drivers fault
HAHAHAHAHA
>>698237208
Everyone hates you dude.
Arent you the guy whos dad died from being cucked to death?
Heard your moms was glazed five times a day for sixteen years to the point when the creases of skin we so covered in sticky dirty rashes from all the loads that they put her in the hospital.
The n word
>>698237384
you live in some strange reality
i don't even know what to respond
everybody's a pedestrian
almost everybody's a cyclist
many are car drivers
some are even good drivers
>>698237390
The roads are designed for motor vehicle use you mogoloid. Half of the ones you find don't even have bike lanes because they don't want stupid unaware faggots to get run over. I don't even fucking drive I take the bus.
>>698236088
>Spinning
You.dumb.mother.fucker.
>>698237504
>>698237504
I'm also into traps, so i guess youre right
>>698237377
That's the point the fuck are you doing riding a bike on the street you weak willed bitch
>>698237605
This guys gets it
>>698237504
Race or mountain? I think mountain is fine if your a fitness type. Race bikes are for silly french faggots who play pretend at being Neil Armstrong
>>698237118
Lots of back country winding roads where I live, lots of blind corners and hills. Now I could be doing 30 MPH to take a corner safely, but I could still speed bump one of these velocipeding cunts because instead of riding line astern, theyre riding side by side and taking up the whole lane and theyre right in front of me suddenly and I have to hammer on my brakes.
So damn right theyre dangerous. Dangerous, selfish, self righteous cock suckers.
in europe & asia they're fine because it's prevalent and everyone is used to it. in the states... i'll start sharing the road when fucking bicyclists start obeying traffic signs & signals. until then, they're street pizza - no better than sewer rats and pigeons
>>698237142
>be me
>ride my 20 kg bike as far to the right as i can
>sheepishly cause tons of steel flying next to me
>they dont scream at me cause they are on there phones
>The road is minee yo
>>698237294
>>698237605
butthurt fags in their spandex riding their bicycles
>>698237550
CSI called, they need your detective skills
>>698237155
No you wount you autistic fuck, kys
>>698237647
Dude. R you mentally retarded? Your answer has literally nothing to do with my comment. Nothing. Did you even understand what I was talking about?
Holy fuck you,its like you are a college drop out or something...
>>698237834
I'll do it out of spite bitch then kms what then huh then we both lose. Nuke this argument fuck the ashes everyone died hahahahahah
>>698237742
What the fuck
>>698237381
people in cars are idiots for driving on a road meant for 2 ton vehicles.
let me ride my bicycle on a road while wearing spandex like im competing in the tour de france with 2 ton vehicles flying by me at 55 miles per hour.
>>698237790 >>698237550
WHO ARE YOU
>>698237647
you have a warped few of reality to think almost everybody rides a bicycle with a group of their fags friends around town
>>698237672
No.space.button.shit
>>698236117
Nice try armchair investigator. Those tire marks arent skid marks.
>>698238071
Maybe they should get a mountain bike and ride on the fucking trials like normal people.
>>698235369
I hate bicyclists, they don't know the fucking rules or they simply don't care.
A typical example of cyclists pissing me of is that when its midnight those faggots always drive around without any light or reflective material and in the middle of the road. I nearly hit one yesterday night when it was storming. Do you cyclists have a death wish or something? There is a bike line next to the road!!!
Also when i go pedestrian/ by foot i still hate cyclists because they use the side walk and run you over or ignore traffic lights and run you over.
Hell, when i went cycling i got rammed in my rear by another cyclist and he was cursing like hell, bloody faggot didn't want to stop for a incoming train.
>>698238148
I'm the cook
>>698237790
"SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (ABC4 UTAH) - A 74-year-old male is in stable condition after being hit on his bike.
UPD says the Honda CRV, driven by a 79-year-old female, was heading eastbound on Evergreen Avenue in Salt Lake CIty when she hit the man on his bike.
The woman turned left on 2300 East in front of the man on his bike, who was heading west on Evergreen Avenue, causing the man to collide with her.
The man was taken to a local hospital in critical condition but has since been upgraded to stable condition and is expected to recover."
Actually I was right.
It's not rocket science brosky. It's morons driving bikes not following rules.
>>698235369
They should stay off the road unless there is a bike lane. They impede traffic and cause idiots to make bad decisions. No pitty when they get hit by cars.
>>698238272
Personal situation not op pic wadbo
>>698238433
A little pity. But also keks
>>698238027
eh he would be dead. you would get 5-8 years for involuntary manslaughter. end of his world not yours
>>698238288
this. mountain biking is probably a way better workout. if someone wants to ride a bicycle on the street they might as well go take a spin class with all the other fast ass women at the gym.
>>698238618
But I'm killing myself after so they can't lick me away huehuehue I win
>>698238433
>impede traffic
How?
>>698238738
Dude. Stop saying that. Last time I did a spin class I threw up. Twice.
That shit is hard as fuck.
And I ain't no lard ass.
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>>698235369
Los Angeles fag here. I drove by a faggot on a fixie and slapped him on the head because this fucker was on the far left lane slowing everyone down. Fuck bicyclists. Get off the fucken street. We don't have time for your shit fuckers
>>698238618
>5-8 years for involuntary manslaughter
>>698238819
>rides 7kph in the middle of the 40kph road
>how am I impeding traffic?
They're black and it's not their bikes
>>698238966
Kek
>>698238738
>>698237694
faggots who complain here don't even know the difference cause they never did any sport whatsoever
ITT americans complaining about their shitty city planning
>>698239012
>>698239082
>>698237160
>Badbait/10
>No.
m8 what? are you even fucking trying?
>>698237652
roads are designed to be used by wheels based vehicles
>>698239038
riding a bike in your short shorts isnt a sport. its an activity for 6 year olds.
>>698239038
Mountain hiking bitch let's face across state I'll beat you since I don't have to follow the roads and on the trails I'll have time to light up and enjoy the view while your choking on fumes and dealing with fucking up the traffic.
>>698239211
>>698239253
this one gives me a boner
>>698239038
Meant biking not hiking. I'd still beat you that way too though faggot
How come when there is a bike path they still insist on riding on the street? The worst is when you're on windy back roads where you can't see around bends, so you're stuck helplessly tailgating them at 15mph for a lengthy period.
>>698239124
>haha every other country uses metric and we're stuck in the past and still use imperial
>>698239318
have fun with rehab
im gonna learn to ride muh bicycle again
>>698238050
What the cuck?
>>698238966
Trying too hard, matey
>>698239153
If your vehicle can't go the speed limit you shouldn't be on the road dipshit.
>>698239357
>this
Use the bike lane you inbred mongols
25 points each. Double multiplier if you get a streak.
>>698239451
if your vehicle goes over the speed LIMIT you shouldn't be on the road, dipshit.
>>698239451
maybe check your laws, lol
the speed limit is not a lower limit
>>698239445
I'm not trying at all. That's literally what bicyclists do.
lmao @ all the Americans raging about cyclists
No wonder youre a bunch of fat fucking cunts
>>698239357
>when there is a bike path they still insist on riding on the street
doesn't happen, why would they do that?
constructing a fake reality is not arguing.
>>698239784
I am belgian
>>698239733
You shouldn't be going 7kph on a 40kph road in any circumstance you fucking moron. You should be going the limit and nothing else.
>>698236088
look at tread width guy...then take a step back...then fuck yourself
>>698239823
Does happen, especially at night they drive without fucking lights and are surprised when i nearly run them over
>>698239784
I'm mexican
>>698239732
Never said you should go over you stupid fucking dunce.
>>698239823
bullshit it doesnt. they have designated streets with bikelanes but these fuckers want to use sidestreets
I have enough patience to wait and go around a slow cycle, but the majority of the cyclists I see using the roads ignore the basic right-of-way laws and that's a far bigger problem.
I wanted to rage smash this fucker in Indiana that turned left across an intersection right in front of me while I had the right-of-way. To clarify, a car doing what he did would be running a red light.
bicyclists = poorfags who can't afford a car or got license revoked
>>698239733
There are many laws in place about minimum speeds.
>>698239963
wow you must live in a place filled with morons
>>698240121
no shit. and they're way lower than the speed limit.
learn to read.
>>698235369
I ride 22 km a day, commute to work, I watch out in front of my way, give the right signals, behave well, never runs over red lights.
But then again, I am also Danish, the capital of dedicated bicycle lanes.
>>698235369
Fucking cagers! Share the Rd
>pic related, glorious Premis
>>698240200
This autistic/10
You better be baiting nigger
Are american cyclists just retarded? I've never had a problem with any vocalists in Canada. They all ride on the far right side of the road
>>698240200
Way lower than the speed limit.
Way higher than what your bicycle can do.
>>698240248
so youre the fag walking into work with your green and yellow spandex.
>>698240383
but muh downhills
>>698240150
I don't know, during the day everything is fine, except the occasional drunk car...
But at night, man, who goes cycling at night without any fucking lamp or reflective material?
And the gouvernement is sparing electricity so no street lights between midnight and 6am
>>698240389
it's always gay stuff with you americans
like you can't think about anything but man ass XD
>>698240294
you like the way that seat feels on your asshole? just go get fucked by a dude and get it over with
I've had good experiences with cyclists staying out of my way on the road, so right now my view is positive-influenced neutral.
I am not a fan of motorcyclists, however. Too loud, shitty sounding, obnoxious, road-hogging, arrogant, entitled pieces of oxygen wasting filth. Would happily run one of those cunts over.
>>698235369
I have fantasies of running them down, backing up on top of them, then slowly rolling over the rest of the almost dead corpses laughing.
tl;dr i hate them
>>698240596
says the guy using emoticons
>>698240560
move out of that shithole asap
>>698240604
Such jealousy. Much ass fracture
>>698240510
I love seeing them go way too fast and then wobble off their bike.
>>698240682
go on, let me guess
emoticons are gay?
haha you pathetic cuck babies
>>698240724
You've literally never seen this happen
Bicyclist in city is OK. When I see those poorfucks biking down the worst fucking busiest, winding roads, holding up traffic I want to flatten them
>>698240705
jealousy over what?
Why are all these Amerifats so triggered by cyclists?
>>698240777
Trips confirm u are homosexual
>>698240777
yes. you type like a 13 year old girl
>>698239823
Live in your fantasy world where cyclists are bright enough to evade motor vehicle traffic. There's a bike path for most of my drive to work and I still spend every morning dodging hordes of your butt-buddies.
>>698240806
My sweet bike and my fat cock in your mom's pussy
>>698235369
entitled fucks is what they are
>>698240389
Nah, just a basic black helmet, green army shirt and black pants.
I watch where I am going instead of just wearing high visibility clothes and blame everyone else for not seeing me.
I am just a bro like everyone else here
>>698240779
I have multiple times actually. It's hilarious.
>>698236288
Why should he slow the fuck down when he is within the speed limit? I would run you the fuck over on purpose if you pulled that shit in front of me. Literally would not think twice and just not brake. Hope you die if you do that.
>>698241022
No. No you haven't. Gtfo + kys
Depends on how many are grouped.
1 is fine. fuckers gotta commute somehow.
2 is alright. I get it, cardio with friend.
3 is the limits.
Beyond that you are a pile of douche bags who invariably decide traffic laws don't apply.
>>698240917
U.. u watch?
Congrats. U r the 1%
>>698240899
ohhhhhh nice come back. says the insecure man about his "fat cock"
i know you and your other butt buddies like to talk about your new sweet Schwinn you paid $750 for but believe me im not impressed or jealous of a lumb of glorified metal
>>698235369
The only thing wrong about us cyclists is that we get our shit stolen to god damn often (my bike just got stolen, I live in a nigger area than you). I dont ware a helmet and I'll never get ran over because i pay attention to drivers. I'll move onto the sidewalk before getting into a drivers way. Fuck pedestrians.
>>698241091
Keep telling yourself that. You're missing out.
>>698241161
Thanks for the laugh, nigger
>>698237337
So do you want them in the street or not, you indecisive fuck.
>>698240893
sounds like you live in a place populated by morons
no complaints at all and we have a lot of cyclers
im going to go buy some thumb tacks and throw them down in front of cyclist.
>>698241357
Kek
I always riide on the roads, always. At stop lights and intersections i know how to get in line without fagging around, when green hits i am perfectly on par with other cars, even tho am at the far right. Average speed is 40 km/h. 95% of the time they get mad at me keeping up and they blast off only to jump the brakes adter 500m. Have seen crashes cause they are too salty. Cycling is the same as driving, if your an autist you continue to be one no matter what vehicle your on.
>>698241122
americans can't comprehend someone else somewhere is not a moron like everybody around them
>>698241396
says the bicyclist
>>698235755
I'm a cyclist and you're and idiot. The marks could have been caused by a cyclist who ran a red light and the car stomped on the brakes to stop (unsuccessfully) from hitting them.
>>698241510
Nice comeback, cager
If you ride around on a bike to commute, know when to ride on the sidewalk and when to split the lane. Great, have a nice ride.
If biking is your "hobby", and you dress like you're in the tour de france while you take up the entire right lane on a two lane street... you can go fuck yourself.
>>698241086
>Why should he slow the fuck down when he is within the speed limit?
you'll learn when you get your license
>>698241547
sorry, this was ment for >>698236088
>>698241547
Someone literally posted the article dipshit. The cyclist was at fault.
>>698241418
Just invest in some metal rods, slow down to their speed as you pass and shove that shit in the spokes.
>>698241510
no i drive the car way more often than i ride my bike
>>698241564
is that really what you call people who use the roads as intended? i know you and your buddies think thats cool and edgy but you just sound like a salty child yelling names at people you think dont understand your autism
>>698235369
>What are your thoughts on bicyclists?
they need to stick to the pavements for their own good
>>698235369
Top 10 biggest pieces of shit on this earth
>>698241687
Yaay edgyness day xDDD
>>698241717
Stfu + kys pleb
>>698241648
oh wow. do you even know how to read?
do you even know who or what you're arguing about?
i think it can all be a bit too complex when you're a summerfag.
>>698238272
wait... what? How are those not skid marks? Cars dont leave marks like those everywhere.
>>698241690
but your also among the breed of retards who use a road intended for 2 ton vehicles. whenever a cyclist gets hit by a car they deserve it for thinking their helmet and a 40 lb bike can compete with a car
>>698241483
They speed up to get around you, you fucking nigger. It's not the fact that you're keeping up, it's the fact that even though you think you are being courteous, your presence creates and awkward pending hazard. If an animal were to jump out in front of them or they hydroplane on something, they are liable for your safety whether you like it or not. Should they lose control or attempt to dodge another hazard and hit you, they can be charged with manslaughter because you don't like using the bike paths.
>>698241872
Those are clearly dump truck marks from when they're hauling in new asphaut then the truck leaves. Jesus Christ you are 14 with no life experience or skills.
Most inconsiderate fucking assholes on earth. I'd like you to tell me why you don't think you have to follow the traffic laws just like a car if your ignorant ads is going to ride in the street???
>>698241858
Great tism there bud. The cyclist ran into the car not the other way around.
>>698241811
just spell it out faggot. this is a popular comeback from someone who has nothing to say from the insult they just received.
>>698241635
Thats too much spinning. If she was at a Reasonable speed rather than 0.001 below the max. allowed maybe she would have avoided hitting him. I definatley dont defend him, old cux should not get out of the house, much less on a ducking bike.
I'm a cyclist in Denver and I take bike lanes as much as possible and wield to traffic as much as possible. I'll ride on a sidewalk before slowing down an entire lane.
>>698242127
oh you really won that exchange. have fun with physical therapy when you inevitable win the darwin award
>>698235369
I hate the ones who love to pretend they can just cut off cars that can kill them. Some people just ride in the fucking middle of the road, weeding in and out of cars and take their damn time. Meanwhile, there are bike lanes, sidewalks, etc. but no---they must get in the same area as the cars. Fuck them.
>>698242220
Stay mad, child
>>698241917
i use the road and bike lanes as the law dictates. what is your fucking point?
if a car swerves into my bike lane without signalling i compain to the idiot.
if a bike swerves from the bike lane without signalling i complain to the idiot.
each rarely happens.
probably because we properly educate our drivers and riders.
>>698239178
So is throwing a ball to your friends in shorts, but millions of people still watch it.
>>698242186
Good on you. You want an award for not being a dick and doing what's expected of you?
>>698242259
this....... they could go to some local park or track and do the same fucking thing.
>>698242259
I agree really.are the biggest fucking assholes on earth I wish I could just plow those assholes.I mean why the fuck do they always make sure they pick a road with our a sidewalk or should we other than to be the most inconsiderate piece of shit alive
>>698242050
man you really are lost.
just try reading again from the beginning.
>>698242320
also excellent comeback. you are full of them today. no wonder you have the brilliance to think youre immune to 2 ton vehicles
>>698242363
Swallow some more of your atepdads cum, you salty keyboard warrior
>>698237337
Sometimes I take the street. Shit, debri, trash that cars throwout and potholes will fuck my shit up in the bike lane. Plus doors if the bike lane is next to parking.
>>698242182
I... I really dont know what you are trying to communicate.
>>698237052
I mean that would be viable if it weren't against the law. The government forces cyclists to behave like a motor vehicle.
>>698242476
These are super boring to read. Are u even trying?
>>698242358
what the fuck are you trying to compare this to? im sure the difference is the tightness of the shorts.
>muh aerodynamics
>>698241606
I have a license. I know the driver is expected to slow down because he has no other option. But why should a cyclist expect to be able to suddenly swerve in front of a driver going at 45mph and expect the driver to drive at the 7mph like a bitch? Your entire family deserves death if they think like this
>>698237384
So should everyone on the road then, drivers included. I drive, ride a motorcycle, and ride bikes. Riding a bicycle has by far made me a much more aware driver than the other two.
>>698235369
The only thing that bothers me about them is when they try to take the rights of a driver and the rights of a pedestrian at the same time. When they follow the rules they're fine.
>>698242554
says the guy who posted these>>698242320
>>698242127
>>698241811
>>698241564
>>698242548
Then goto a fucking park or bike trail instead of being an asshole
>>698242521
As if cars are literally breaking up and falling apart leaving chunks of debris and shit. Fuck off. I used to bike and I've never seen anything but maybe a fucking paper cup on the side of the road.
>>698242660
>I would run you the fuck over on purpose if you pulled that shit in front of me.
i don't think you're mentally fit to steer a motorised vehicle.
>>698241606
The point is that a 45mph speed limit is meant for all vehicles on that road. So, it is a reasonable expectation to have everyone go at or near that speed. It would not be the car drivers fault if he wasn't able to slow down in time and crushed the bicyclist like the pest he is.
>>698242749
>implying I'm male
>>698242768
I live in Chicago. I'm dodging shit in the bike lanes all the time. ESP potholes.
>>698242010
Exept they arent getting around me. If an animal jumps infront of them, and they do lose control people can still die even if im not there. Also if im on the far right its unlikely ill die, assuming they are within the reasonablespeed for the section we are in. I tend to avoid highways, city/urban traffic you have no placie going faster than 60 tops (clustered city)
>>698242877
This
>>698242784
You don't have to pass a mental fitness test to drive a car in America, you fascist cunt.
>>698235369
it was the drivers fault
>>698238354
I understood that reference.
>>698242930
As if a nigger hasn't stolen your bike yet.
>>698242921
who gives a fuck what you are beside a dick. still with your fucktard responses
>>698241717
Cager is anyone that drives an enclosed vehicle, such as cars and trucks.
Motorcyclists use the term as well. And motorcyclists also hate bicyclists.
>>698238373
And what did we learn?
Fuck old people; don't even allow them near anything with wheels anymore
>>698242393
there are, but at some point they are going to have to cut across town. As a cyclist I put way more responsibility on us. Make eye contact with a driver to make sure you all know where each other are. Otherwise just wield. In a city setting bikes are already much more convenient. There is no need to make them more dangerous.
>>698243031
>beside a dick
>still with your fucktard responses
>>698242768
they do though
If the only trash you've ever seen on the side of the road is a paper cup, I dont think your experience really speaks for the rest of us
I for one am a biker that takes to the streets occasionally. sometimes to avoid debris, sometimes to avoid car doors. Sometimes just because I can. To be honest I see more car drivers and motorcyclists in bike lanes than I do bikers in the car lanes. Hell in my town people will parallel park in the pike lane. like its some kind of parking lane
>>698242958
yea, you'd all be walking if they did.
>>698242784
I think I am fine. I obey all traffic laws. I am just saying that if there's an asshole who thinks he owns the road and causes huge inconvenience to EVERYONE ELSE, he deserves to die.
>>698243317
And we don't like walking, so that would be a retarded and unpopular law.
>>698243139
it would make sense for you to be a woman with all the deflecting going on. classic example of a woman not knowing how to argue. if you arent a woman then you argue exactly like one so i guess be proud of yourself. have a good one champ, my king of the road
>>698238200
Or he just lives in a country like the Netherlands where most people own more than one bike and basically every person cycles.
>>698243235
Cars have the right to park on the side of the road. You should feel privileged that you're even allowed to use the road for your bicycle.
>>698243034
motorcyclists hate everyone who's not in an extended mid-life crisis like them.
>>698243317
This
>>698243133
its spelled yield you fucking idiot. first time i thought it was an accident. second time i know youre a dipshit
>>698243378
hopeless
>>698243317
Kek
>>698235369
>driving to gas station
>green light for me
>turn on right turn signal
>lower speed
>1/4 th the way through turn
>bitch on bicycle blows through red light
>1/2 through turn
>she rear ends my jeep
>bike fucked
>she flips forward
>fucks her spine and neck on my spare tire/ gas can
>get out
>call 911
>she's screaming gibberish
>grab medical bag
>start dressing a gushing wound
>"f...fuck you... blah blah blah. Pro bike shit."
>shhh....
>hold pressure on wound
>"NO! Fuck you! You ran me over!"
>calm down or you may bleed out... and you ran a red light
>ignore her
>paramedics come
>haul her off
>cops laugh with me about her being dumb as fuck
>6 months later I'm in court
>she's got a neck brace, full on spine stabilizer
>says i owe her money
>counter sue
>buy sweet lift kit for jeep with my winnings
All in all, they aren't bad. The worse they do is scuff some paint. But that's their fault for ignoring all traffic laws.
>>698243406
still a warped few. the world isnt his little bubble of perception
you're in a car. all of your needs are being taken care of. you don't even have to try you just press the gas and you go. get over yourself.
Better than your average obese cager. Mcburgers incoming to defend america's childish obsession with cars
>>698243630
justice boner
i would leave the blood stain on the back of my car as a warning to other children who ride their bikes
>>698243630
>this
>>698243772
>america's childish obsession with cars
It's the Eurofags who always start the gay ass arguments about transmissions. That seems more obsessed to me than most of us are. We just drive the fucking things.
>>698243235
Lol. I once keyed the fuck out of an suv that was parked in a bike lane, not with a key, but with a trailer I was hauling. I had to cut it extra close to the parked car due to traffic moving in the car lane, and ended up scraping an 8" wide gash all the way down his ford escape. Dude got ultra pissed and wanted to fight me, but there was a cop right behind me who saw everything. He pulled over, told the guy I was 100% in the clear and if anything the ford driver was putting others at risk for parking there and could be ticketed.
At that point the cager tried to fight again and the officer slammed his shit on the hood of his car while I road away laughing
I'm all like "sorry for fucking up your ride but you can't just park in the middle of the road"
>>698243694
your view is warped. you're known worldwide for hilariously bad city planning. you're the only place where you have to take a car to grab something from the corner kiosk.
>>698235369
obviously the bikes fault.
>>698243943
is that what people think of when someone mentions america?
>"oh they have terrible city planning"
>>698243936
Complete injustice. You should be fucking castrated.
>>698243694
How is it a "bubble of perception" if the place where he lives is actually like that? It's not like he's deluding himself about the reality of his own situation.
also it's a warped view not few
I'm a truck driver. hard-to-see people are extra hard to see in there. and riding the clutch because of stop go or extra slow traffic is obnoxious. I think bikefags are pretty fucking annoying, but I have an incredible amount of patience and never get terribly upset about it.
Rather I didn't have to deal with them but overall indifferent about bikes on the road. Motorcycles are probably worse tbh. My only ever accident on my driving record was a fucking dumbass on a sport bike slipping in between my trailer and the curb while I was making a RIGHT turn because apparently he thought the ~3 ft of space meant he could totally make it, and he fucking didn't.
>>698244026
not so obvious really
Who's to say both the car and the bike didn't have a green light, but the car was supposed to be yielding to thru traffic before turning, and didn't see the fast moving cyclist in the oncoming lane before turning
As a cyclist who goes through green lights at full speed I can verify that that is an extremely common occurrence. either the car driver doesn't see the oncoming biker or they think since its a bicycle its going much slower than it is
>>698238751
>huehuehue
underage faggot you can't even drive
>>698244155
because his city is not EVERYONE! its a very small hundredth of a percent of the world
>>698244135
No when we think of Americans we picture fat bastards that are too lazy to walk to a nearby store and just go for a 2 minute car ride instead.
>>698244208
Faggot was asking for it. I hope the cop(s) who did the report didn't give you a hard time. How fucked up was he?
>>698244280
eh ill give you that. makes sense.
>>698244347
American here, can confirm this is accurate, but since the ride is shorter than the walk, why wouldn't we?
>>698244347
whoa...... whole lot of implying
>>698244355
he jumped off the bike and rolled on the curb, trailer dragged his bike for ~20 feet in the time it took me to realize what happened. he hit his head when he jumped off and had minor scrapes and bruises. Cops acted like it was a pain in their ass that they had to be out there making an accident report and were kind of rude but I've dealt with worse. Had a good record and been with my company for 3 years so I didn't get too much flack about it from management.
I live in the netherlands, we have more bikes then people here. Everybody travels by bike, just make sure there are bike lanes.
I came here for beast videos. Why am I looking at bike niggers?
>>698244449
Huh I really don't know why you wouldn't.
Aside from your obesity problem.
>>698244497
>implying
http://stateofobesity.org/rates/
>>698244636
I think we're still less fat than Qatar and the a few other gulf states.
Depends, it's 100 points if you can open the passenger door from the drivers seat and hit your mark. It's only 15 if you have your passenger do it.
>>698244819
Then those bastards need to walk to the store every once in a while as well.
>>698236117
they lose their life and then their insurance pays for your vehicle. I've "killed" two dummies this way.
I have a roomate (we're ameritards btw) that will drive any distance to avoid walking. Our house is two houses down from a convenience store. This guy will get in his car to drive to said convenience store to buy cigs and beer and stuff, leave his car idling in the lot while he peruses the selection, and then drives a whole 50 feet back home. The car running idle about twice as long as it spent moving
And his behavior really isn't that abnormal
its totally fucked up
>>698244304
It's not as small of a percentage as you're assuming it is but even in America cycling is starting to become a more popular form of commuting. The only problem is that your cities aren't really designed with cycling in mind that's why you're always getting annoyed by them.
http://www.bikeleague.org/commutingdata
>>698240811
Because it's exercise
>>698244987
>I've "killed" two dummies this way.
Doing God's work! Somehow they will figure out to stay off the road or in their lane.
Get fucked all you car driving normie cucks. I am gonna slow the fuck down in front of all cars tomorrow on my ride after witnessing the autism in this thread. Hope you car poofs die of the most horrible forms of cancer. You are all a great argument for abortion.
>>698235369
I have hit cyclists before and just kept driving. I literally do not give a fuck. If you want to get on the road with your tricycle go ahead but don't expect a 4,000 lb piece of moving metal to stop for your dumb ass.
The weak should fear the strong.
Dear /b/:
Please don't run me over.
Thanks, anon.
>>698245323
whatever, just stay out of the way or end up as justified roadkill
>>698245544
The best part of you ran down your whore mothers leg you down syndrome piece of fucking aids infested nigger shit.
didn't know cars have so many edges
>>698245670
nerd
>>698245670
>when cyclists blow a tire
>>698244304
>because his city is not EVERYONE!
and yours isn't either.
>>698245349
i bet your mom is proud of you
>>698246091
your dad just finished swallowing, are you proud of him?
>>698246091
My mom tells me how proud she is when she brings my tendies.
>>698235369
Bicyclists are often road-hogging busy-bodies. Fuck em.
>>698245349
Its generally expected that the drivers of said "4000lb piece of moving metal" will stop for a number of reasons. including lights, signs, and pedestrians.
But you're too much of a big man to stop for a person on a bike. I get that. You must be an expert by now, driving around that short bus
>>698246389
Yeah!
hey, car drivers are often road-hogging busy bodies. lets fuck those guys too!
>>698246599
most roads were designed for vehicles, not bicycles
>>698246666
bicycle is a vehicle homie
>>698246666
Satanic quads confirm. Cyclists BTFO.
>>698246757
just like a skateboard, amirite dawg?
>>698246666
6666
rekt
>>698246666
/thread
>>698244497
>>698244347
aus and british fag here, can confirm. hearing an american accent is a fast way to get those looks where the person smiles and covers their mouth with their hand
