Post tools you work with. Others guess your occupation.
I'll start.
>>698215882
occupation: bum
>>698215882
Occupation: pretend dinosaur
>>698215882
Mortician
>>698215882
shit shoveler
Gravedigger!
Here's mine
A cleaner at auschwitz
>>698216302
When stuff gets stuck in rectum?
Looks highly useable.
I'm gonna try and be obscure with this one. If no one gets it I'll post another one.
>>698216494
Thief
>>698216494
Electrician?
>>698216494
Janitor!
>>698215882
A leaf blower works wonders don't you know...
>>698216494
You're doing nigga work, you nigga
>>698216494
Nigger?
>>698215882
wetback
>>698216146
>>698216085
Kek!
>>698216692
GAY Trader
>>698216692
working at bloomberg
>>698216494
>mfw nigger is an occupation
It has nothing to do with lasers.
>>698216692
Bit/lite coin mining
Show us what's under the table
>>698216692
Jew?
Good luck u.s fags
>>698215882
>>698216302
librarian
someones gardener named juan at day
and at night a mexican druglord
>>698216848
Are you a professional edgelord
>>698216848
wannabe slav
>>698216692
Stock trader
>>698216862
chinese food delivery man
>>698216848
American hero
>>698216848
professional murderer
>>698216912
>>698216923
rough framer
>>698216862
You deliver Chinese food
>>698216848
a
gay
nigger
bitch
:thefuck:
>>698216862
Food delivery.
>>698216923
You are an american psycho
>>698216937
>>698216929
Same thing
>>698215882
landscaping
>>698216553
>>698216593
>>698216613
>>698216622
>>698216700
>>698216792
This my second clue. Not really a tool but used often along with the bolt cutter.
Sorry guys, not many specialty tools that would really give my job away.
>>698217022
bathtub demonstrator
>>698216302
>>698216340
>>698216494
dental hygienists
This isn't going to be very hard.
Aside from a flashlight, but there are too many possibilities with this tool concerning my specific job.
>>698217011
>>698216848
School shooter
>>698217192
Security guard?
>>698217111
torturer for the CIA
>>698215882
Clearly: Uneducated, so has to do fucking 'landscaping' (which really is just raking the fucking leaves...).
In other words: You're useless, and your parents are disappointed in you.
>>698215882
OP is a professional mexican
>>698217192
clit piercing detector?
>>698217192
airport time waster
>>698216979
Nah nigger
>>698217192
you scan people before they enter jail?
No one got it last time.
>>698217312
Package sorter/picker
>>698216862
Sicario?
>>698217287
>>698217379
Sort of?
Ground security coordinator at an international airport. I'm responsible for overseeing all security aspects of the aircraft.
>>698217382
you're the fat guy from simpsons?
>>698217393
professional pizza cutter?
>>698217483
close enough
>>698217551
Automotive metal fabricator
>>698216482
unemployed underage bronze 3 league of legends player
>>698217493
>the fat guy from simpsons
>seriously man
>>698216862
youre a postman
>>698217111
TIG or heavy duty MIG welder
>>698217133
Rigger (cranes and shit) or vehicle recovery/tow truck operator
>>698217192
Security or some kind, or Fallout scavenger combing the wastes for bottle caps
>>698216862
postie
>>698217582
Don't confuse me with TSA though bro.
My job is actually important.
>>698217219
Another part of my job
>>698217675
You molest people at the airport.
>>698217609
:( damn that was too easy
>>698216972
Nop
>>698217493
>>698217629
But yet you still have no clue
>>698217438
Something to do with steel frameworks?
>>698216692
Faggot that opens windows
>>698215882
You're a professional Mexican?
>>698217022
Unemployed and jerkin it all day
>>698217312
Cyborg
>>698217439
Thief?
>>698216848
you are doing god's work
>>698217375
Pipe bending tool, or some kind jig used to align wires, ropes etc for twisting >>698217438
Sheet metal worker since it's a rivet gun
>>698217439
Chiropractor
>>698217727
This machine is not the thing you're talking about. Different function completely.
>>698217524
I always wonder how these are made
>>698217668
i was talking about the security thing
http://www.implantsciences.com/assets/QS-B220-20141008_800.png
>>698217439
Fisting trainer
>>698217382
Seriously cam nobody guess this? Lol
>>698217950
Quality control
>>698217439
chiropractor?
>>698218057
Power plant or something to do with boiler control
>>698217730
you
are
a
proffesional
hitman
>>698216494
Security? i used bolt cutters at my last security job
>>698217633
safe-cracker
>>698217133
Rigger Nigger
>>698217868
>>698217454
Spot on!
>>698218016
https://m.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/3lsp17/how_they_do_it_plumbus/
>>698217633
Safe cracker
>>698218191
No. I do not have it in me to kill someone.
>>698218064
Less important
>>698216647
Penis polisher
>>698216146
Kekk
>>698218309
Masturbation Extraordinaire.
>>698218301
you
delete
people
nigger
fucking
stupid
cuck
nigger
delete
fuk
fuck
ufkc
what
is
happend
fuer
erere
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>698217730
Hilary Clinton's IT tech?
>>698217917
search and rescue guy in a helicopter
>>698218022
Fair enough.
Required the exact same license so technically it's an apt statement.
However I find my role much more meaningful than that of a guard.
I'm the dude who makes sure your half a can of coke came from a container sealed by the QC, and that the security searchers didn't put cum and boogers all over your seat, and that cleaning didn't give you the headphones from the last nigger who sat in your seat, and that those filthy niggers putting your bags in the aircraft aint stealing your shit.
Other things that go along with it, but I doubt you want to know about Annex seals.
>>698215882
faggot
>>698218376
Running fiber optic lines
>>698217439
scam artist
>>698218422
>but I doubt you want to know about Annex seals
i really really do
>>698215882
>>698218282
>>698218408
This guy got close enough.
>>698217382
power plant operator
>>698218409
Not as interesting
>>698217917
a lifeguard
>>698218643
search and rescue guy on the ground
>>698218743
first responder ambulance guy
>>698218593
Medical assistant/nurse
gimme some guesses
>>698218529
An annex just means a sheet of paper containing the seal numbers from the last GSC who placed them.
e.g. say Aviance from Bogota arrives, I check the Annex for the seals from that GSC and verify they are not broken. If they're broken, I assume there is either a bomb or drugs inside and then search the compartment.
Depending on what seal is broken depends on whether or not I bring a K9 to search the aircraft. (In that case, I request CBP K9).
I also watch over the aircraft control agent. This is the nigger who sits at the door and makes sure anyone entering the plane belongs there, and I'll tell you some fucked up horror stories about those niggers and jews, but what i see regularly would turn you off of flying anywhere if you knew what went on behind the scene.
>>698218593
drug scanner guy
>>698217937
Pipe bending, nope. There is metal involved tho
>>698217479
I wish
>>698218906
Professional Peeping Tom.
>>698218850
Pubic hair maintenance technician
>>698218743
emt?
>>698218880
>I also watch over the aircraft control agent. This is the nigger who sits at the door and makes sure anyone entering the plane belongs there, and I'll tell you some fucked up horror stories about those niggers and jews, but what i see regularly would turn you off of flying anywhere if you knew what went on behind the scene.
Go on
>>698218850
Sheet metal fabricator
>>698218906
Helicopter fucker
>>698218983
nope
>>698218976
you are somewhat on the right track
>>698218477
yep
>>698218769
carpenter
>>698218637
>>698218190
Yup keeping lights on out here in texas
>>698217658
Hello fellow ausfag and yes
>>698219011
Paparazzi.
Cock mangler
>>698219004
>Sheet metal fabricator
yes thats what those are for but what do I actually do with them?
any guesses?
captcha: Select all images with a construction vehicle
>>698217730
Moot
>>698219070
I'm not with the press
>>698218769
and also this
>>698218824
>>698218986
close enough, firefighter/paramedic
>>698217937
>>698218129
correct. it's called an activator.
>>698216146
Haha
No one will guess mine!
>>698218309
full-time underage virgin?
>>698219127
lol broken window
>>698218689
Yep
>>698219032
close, specific type of carpentry
>>698219157
dog catcher
>>698219179
NEET?
>>698219179
stop the samefagging
>>698219179
Neck beard
>>698219093
Used for gripping sheet metal and putting in bends by hand, usually for duct work
I work in a metal fab shop but on the design side
>>698218906
Traffic man.
>>698219173
Incorrect.
See >>698218520
>>698219157
something in the dental profession?
>>698216302
Looks like an embossing stamp, notary?
>>698219294
nah sorry
>>698219127
professional captcha solver
>>698217101
>>698216494
Since no one got it, I drive trucks. The bolt cutters are for cutting the seals on the back of the container and the glasses are for driving. There really aren't any specific tools for the job.
>>698217633
safe rectum
>>698218941
Gillette tester
>>698219285
I dont do duct work, heres another hint
>>698218983
is that even a thing??
>>698216862
haha postie fucking kill yourself
>>698218830
>>698218889
Nope, I'll give you a hint: It has to do with explosives.
>>698219227
>>698219327
Nope. It's in resturant work and I live in Buffalo. Should be able to figure it out now.
>>698219432
what else would you call a pro waxer?
>>698216340
Cop, or Lucy Liu in Elementary
>>698217111
PRESSURE WASHER
>>698217219
>>698217675
Last one
Go crazy.
>>698216862
Pizza delivery man. That's the real answer to most of these. Admit it. You're all waiters and shit
>>698216923
Roofer
Ever notice how many people on here has stupid jobs and prove they are worthless in life
>>698219536
you like some sorta geologist or gold digger or somebody else that like diggs for shit in the ground and analyzes it?
>>698219221
>>698218769
framer?
Hooboy
>>698219536
Bee keeper
>>698218640
actor
>>698219599
Says the neet.
>>698219599
>expecting people on 4chan to be the 1%
Get out
>>698219599
Firefighter and power plant operator were pretty useful
>>698219557
Nope
>>698217022
Whore?
>>698219671
Got it!
>>698219623
No, but wouldn't that be fun
>>698219349
You could've posted a shot of your guys overly complicated shifter
>>698219667
It probably doesn't go into the ass, but I really hope it goes into the ass...are you a an ass doctor?
>>698219756
That a priest?
>>698218751
No one?
>>698219551
HR?
>>698215882
>>698215882
beaner
spic
wetback
mojado
taco bender
>>698219456
explosives scanner guy
>>698219599
>truck driving
>useless
Kill yourself. Everything you have on you and around you has been on a truck.
>>698219383
Assuming spellcheck fucked up your spelling of guillotine, good guess but no. It is however used in the fashion you where thinking.
>>698219756
mall security after you flunked out of basic training?
condoms
>>698219551
>Go crazy.
HAAHHAHAsdashfdwstygdfahdzjh
>>698219861
Nope.
>>698217375
Strut tower puller
>>698219896
its only part of my job doe.
>>698219565
hobo
>>698215882
Inmate
>>698219551
You work for h&r block
>>698219901
>a truck
Driven by a worthless dirty fat fuck with no goals or aspirations.
>>698219801
It would have been too easy.
>>698217937
that's not a rivet gun you dick. Its a pneumatic, or air operated drill. Fucking idiots on this board.
>>698218309
Master debator
>>698219978
explosives scanner guy who sucks dick on the side for extra cash to put his daughter through college
>>698216848
not a chef that's for certain.
>>698220116
Rather him then his daughter
>>698219113
LOL! i use that same program at work
>>698218941
window cleaner
>>698215882
Retard
Not the specific model but yeah
>>698220262
Cnc
>>698219349
Hah thats funny i worked security at a UPS disto center and i would cut seals off the back of trucks most the night
>>698219565
>>698219989
Pretty much
>>698220058
No. Same kind of job, just more diverse than tax prep and filing alone.
>>698220262
dental hygienist
>>698215882
janitor
>>698220232
Nope, good guess but the whole tool is made of steel no brush or sponge at the end.
>>698220326
Attaching bolts to concrete
>>698220067
>worthless
I probably make more than you faggot lol
>dirt
Nope. Local driver. Home every day. Shower in the morning and when I get home.
>fat fuck
190 at 6 foot is not fat nigger.
Also, none of those prove that my job is worthless. You didn't even counter my statement. Truck driving is probably the most important job in here. Every single tool posted in here has been on a truck. The device your posting from has been on a truck. We are far from useless.
>>698215882
youre a bear
>>698218520
lol so this. Every time my stupid fucking wife goes to her chiro and they do that clicky pen thing on her back I lol.
"it really works, anon!"
"yeah, no it doesn't"
>>698215882
Gynecologist?
I just need a laptop, phone and internet connection to do my job. Basically impossible to guess given that.
>>698215882
Mexican
I wish I didn't have to work with this...
>>698220425
Yeah, but that's not what I use the 500 for. 500 is mainly for chipping and pounding footing before we mount brackets for piers. Shit's harder than it sounds, your eyes really fuck with you.
>>698216494
could be fucking anything...EVERYONE will have a use/need for bolt cutters at some point
Thats it.
>>698220691
Forklift operator?
>>698220493
Your job requires no skill. 80% of the world can drive
>>698220512
>>698215882
Republican Lobbyist
>bear arms
>2nd amendment
how about this one?
>>698216848
Unemployed American.
>>698219599
>IT
>useless
you literally using the product of IT right now
>>698220599
Sheet metal press operator
>>698220691
You work at a scrap yard. That device tells you what the composition of a metal is.
>>698220811
what is it that you're so salty about? i'm guessing that you work 9 to 5 in an office
>>698220888
My 14 year old does IT work for free. Ya your useless
>>698220354
You're retarded
>>698220297
Close but that's not my job title. We custom make product, not just assembly line machine work
>>698220691
Warehouse.
>>698220691
Order picker
>>698217181
a programmer for ants
>>698217111
You're michaelcthulu
>>698219912
>>698220820
Phlebotomist?
>>698216827
high-tech dog shit scooper
>>698217438
ear wax sampler
>>698218376
dental floss examinator
>>698218593
treadmill data analyst
>>698218743
lightbulb checker
>>698219399
you're a bend?
>>698219667
tire shop guy
>>698220262
looks like sophisticated piano; pianist?
>>698221021
Why are you so impressed with yourself ? U drive a truck
>>698221025
Lmao..setting up your netflix account isint IT grandpa
>>698215882
Mexican
>>698221195
>high-tech dog shit scooper
pls
>>698221069
You got it.
>>698221251
Stop replying to the troll.
>>698221230
i don't? i'm not the same guy, honestly now, are you impressed with yourself that you keep doing work that you can't stand?
>>698215882
Don't have tools
>>698219807
No thankfully
>>698221195
Close
>>698221277
gynecologist
>>698217393
/sp/ mod
>>698215882
Bear claws. Garden maintenence.
