You're on death row. Your time is up. What's your
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You're on death row. Your time is up.
What's your last meal?
>and why?
>>698161712
I'll start, I would eat 37 raw eggs in a row. Because I want my kids to remember what a faggot I am
>>698161827
they'd remember anyway
Pussy
I'd start off with a light caesar salad then move on to a 30 oz T-bone with one half medium rare and the other half seared to perfection. I would wish to comsume all of this in front of starving african children so I can watch them cry out in hunger and laugh.
>>698161712
>glass a milk
>glass of oj
>same time
why do people do this
>>698161712
A head and a liver.
A bowl of eggs of course.
Mera mera no mi
>>698163670
it goes surprisingly well together
>>698163670
>2016, not knowing why certain drinks pair with certain foods
>>698161712
activated almonds, and a cheeky milkybar, sausage and ketamine combo.
>>698163705
a h-head????
>>698161712
an icewich
just like mum used to make
>>698164122
what did your milkybar do that was so cheeky tyler?
>>698163670
acid and alkaline, cancel eachother out.
no different from having breakfast cereals and a glass of oj in the morning.
>>698161712
A large bag of this from Sam's Club. Actually, two; if they have it, I want this AND the toffee-flavored one.
The executioner
>>698161712
German pancakes with fresh peaches, fresh cream, butter, and a coconut syrup. and a glass of ice cold milk.
>>698161712
Shark nuggets
Swordfish, grilled
Marlin, blackened grilled
Tuna steaks, steamed with rice
i'd eat a SHITLOAD of high mercury fish because fish is the most god damn delicious thing on the planet and i'm dyin, mate
>>698164562
SOoooooo what makes something a GERMAN pancake exactly?
>>698164842
its ruined
About to die anyway, so no need to worry about my diet.
>>698164842
It's really a dutch dish, but most commonly known as a german pancake. My family knows it as Dutch Babies, as it coincides with the dutch ferrytale hanzel and greddle
>>698165028
you will not enjoy that, nobody wants to die of food sweats
Since I won't be able to get drugs and probably not alcohol either, and definitely not a pair of hookers, I'd end up settling for as many energy drinks as I can possibly consume in one sitting and a pack of my favorite cigarettes.
>>698165310
I do. Fuck being executed like everyone else by some dick working for the government.
>>698165072
kek
>>698165472
jesus christ, look at that thing. it would be like eating an abortion
sausage crepes, with sour creme on top, my favorite meal
For desert.
>>698165598
I'd just have to remove the pickles though. They ruin the taste of burgers; I honestly don't know who thought it was a good idea to put them there.
>>698165861
i dont know who thought pickles were ever a good idea to begin with in the first place, ever
pickles are literally decomposed cucumbers
who the fuck eats decomposed anything
>>698165861
i mostly agree but i used to leave them on white castle sliders
>>698166029
yeah, fuck cheese and beer
>>698166029
Godless communists, that's who.
>>698166029
isn't anyone who is a meat eater technically always eating decomposing food?
>>698166029
people who didn't have refrigeration
>>698166255
no, you see, we invented these things called refrigerators
>>698161712
An impossibly large bowl of chicken alfredo. The pasta needs to be ziti, rotini, or elbows.
>>698166382
literally just googled "decomposing"
>Bodies of living organisms begin to decompose shortly after death.
checkmate.
>>698166029
i thought pickles were cucumbers that were just sitting in a jar of vinegar?
>>698166213
Lotteria serves good food.
Just a Ho-Ho. The ones made by hostess. Take me back to my childhood when my mom would buy some and every night we would have a couple. Back before she died of pneumonia. Those were the good days...
>>698166417
MODS!!!
>>698166029
Pickles are pickled cucumbers. Pickling is a method of preserving food, not decomposing it
Get your facts straight faggot
Liquid courage. Full bottle of Scotch
>>698161712
A 21900 course meal, each new 3 course portion served within a 16 hour period with 8 hours of down time in between each 3 courses.
That should be 60 years worth of food.
>>698166582
>shortly after
yeah. thats why we put it in the fridge...before that starts to happen.
>>698161712
i want nothing just get it over with, fuck this place
Ill have what Johns having.
>>698167021
Pickles will never decompose. I"m not even sure why some would have an expiration date. Pickles are good for thousands of years.
...Anyone thinking about that last meal club in king of the hill
>>698163732
Why, anon? I just want to go home.
>>698167104
So, not even if you're going to get your favorite meal first? What is wrong with you? You don't like food at all?
seafood salad
and I'd tell 'em to give me a full bowl not some gourmet shit.
Cheap Chinese food because it takes you closer to god
>>698167021
look i don't even want to argue about this. i'm just saying isn't it still technically decomposing RIGHT after it dies?
like throwing it in the refrigerator is slowing that process down, but that process is still happening. It just hasn't completely turned purified/rotten yet
>>698167246
wasn't til just now lol thanks!
>>698165028
>raw cookie dough
I hope you get salmonella
>>698167378
>>698165741
The fuck's in the middle?!>>698165861
>>698167576
You can't get salmonella from raw cookie dough, that's a lie created to make life more unhappy.
Eat raw cookie dough anon, it's stuff of the gods.
>>698167010
yo so basically you just want life in prison eating jail food? that's weak af
>>698167410
no, not right after it dies. your brain, the first thing to start, is good for like 45 seconds.
>>698167752
Better than dying. Gives me time to plot an escape.
>>698167762
you just made me realize, i want my last meal to be a HUMAN BRAIN
>>698167471
I think I am going to watch it now...and cook a big meal...and be a fat kid tonight...I have steak in the freezer and shrimp in the fridge, with scotch in the bar...
2 pieces of fried chicken, fried okra, half a rack of ribs, and a cherry Dr Pepper
>>698167708
Blueberry piecake.
If you mean the burger, I believe it's fried chicken in some kind of sauce.
>>698167720
Vegans don't use eggs. Are you a vegan, anon?!
>>698168019
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU AFTER THIS MEAL
>>698168019
No I just don't give a shit about raw eggs I'm still eating raw cookie dough until I go in the ground.
>>698168003
What's a piecake?! Fucking muricans gotta have cake with pie. As if fruit pie isn't sweet enough
>>698166417
JESUS, MY MOM JUST WALKED BY
Ass. Because yes.
>>698167708
Pie
Sperm
This with 10 pints of lager
>>698168194
oh and what are you german? we already saw what you krauts did to pancakes
>>698168280
But why?
I'd take a Magianos deep dish pizza, Chicago style with extra sauce. Then a Philly cheesestake with all the meats and extra onion and some thousand island dressing w/ ketchup and mustarf, making my own sauce. And the lastly a new York ruben with tongue on rye and Russian dressing. For my last drink, a gallon of whole milk. Hopefully the calories and literally weight from the meat and food with cause a Corinary heart attack before I get the chair. Gg bitches
Something I could kill the staff with.
Maybe poisonous eel?
>>698168406
No.. Asian. We love our fried rats here.
>>698161712
okay i would drink gasoline. SeRIOUSLY
don't knock it until you try it people
>>698164842
It has many critically important parts made of flimsy plastic.
>>698168267
>executioners face when he brings you a donkey
>>698168201
What was it fam? I just got back from the store.
Peanut butter and eggs
>I'm allergic, peace out bitches
>>698165028
I would die happy.
The executioner
>>698168450
dude leave your staff out of this
Steak, and then I'd try to outsmart the staff to bring me a knife.
Yohoho~
>>698168413
I'm sorry I thought this was America
>>698168894
You don't say..
>some prisoner ordered a huge meal that was difficult to make and time consuming
>didnt eat any of it
>prison officials got so buttmad they revoked all future last meals
>hfw prisoner LITERALLY got the last laugh
>>698168449
Well Texas stopped last meal requests in 2011...so as long as you don't get executed there
>>698168546
someone posted a WEBM of a baby being pulled out of the oven. it looked all browned and shit like a meatloaf and then they used a knife and fork to eat part of its FACE
>>698166899
I came here to shitpost, not to feel.
>>698161712
A human.
Better yet, a child.
>>698166582
>living organisms
aka plants
>>698161712
Homecooking from my mother, if she's dead I don't want a damn thing. Get it over with.
>>698166899
wow, was that like your dinner? Bet she died of pneumonia trying to cook you guys a glass of water
have some mad thai then shit myself when im about to die
>>698169037
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/sep/23/texas-execution-ends-final-meal
>>698169297
>>698167104
what the fuck is wrong with you goddamn EDGELORDS
>>698169397
pretty sure you do that regardless
>>698168185
Salmonella comes from the flour, not the eggs. Common misconception, but look it up.
Anyhow, im with you. Salmonella is totally worth it if i can keep eating cookie dough. I swear to god im not fat, but everytime the gf makes cookies, im gonna be in that fuckin dough.
I was going to say something lame like a 20 oz prime rib or something, but honestly just order like 15 white castle burgers with chicken rings. Extra honey mustard PLS
I'd order nothing.
After I die, I would haunt the shit out of that place. Maybe go to the kitchen as a ghost and throw all the food away.
>>698169397
>mad thai
OP's cock, so I could suck it and call him a faggot for making this thread.
>>698168406
Kek
a big greasy reuben
a pile of salt & vinegar potato wedges
mac & cheese with bacon in it
a pint of rocky road ice cream
and a pitcher of guinness
9 gallons of salt in a huge bowl.
>>698169641
That's good to know bro, thanks for that info.
Cookie dough is worth any illness, last Christmas I must have eaten half of that shit.
>>698169641
Alright, alright.. You guys win. Enjoy your raw cookie dough and salmonella.
>>698166255
All things are made of the same decomposing matter, including you.
>>698161712
Hashbrowns. A LOT of em.
>>698169810
do they actually serve alcohol for last meals?
>>698165253
Heänsel and Gretel is a Herman fairytale faggot
Starter:
- Two baguettes.
- A jar of my grandmother's homemade foie gras and one of her pâté.
- Serrano ham on melon.
Main course:
- A bowl of my other grandmother's homemade pesto soup.
- Salmon tagliatelle.
Cheese:
- Sheep milk cheese / Pyrenees.
- Brie.
Dessert:
- Gelato fritto.
- Crema di caffè.
Drinks:
- Water.
- Vanilla milkshake.
I wanna eat one of dad's kickass skillet burritos one more time before I die. He never left the recipe and i've never been able to recreate it.
Bottle of bleach, cup of ammonia -or- McRib sandwich with shamrock shake. Or here's clever, mini buffaloe ranch chicken sandwiches (Jack in the box, cancelled like 3 years ago) and the buttery jack with oreo shake. The actual food items on this list are all either cancelled, rare, or I don't quite know. It's all a trick because most of these are hard to get.
deep fried boudin balls
smoked duck and andouille gumbo
deep fried stuffed shrimp with Schuck's remoulade
a bit of crawfish etouffee
crabmeat au gratin
a stuffed twice-baked potato
6 pack Abita
and cinnamon raisin bread pudding for dessert
Chicken madras, pork burrito with a bottle of hot sauce and a double Oreo milkshake. Enjoy the clean up fuckers.
>>698170049
>implying Dutch aren't swamp Germans
One thousand slim jims
>>698169547
I'm not being edgy, I wouldn't be able to enjoy a meal given to me if I knew I was gonna die that day.
After years of jail food, nothign would taste better than homecooking, with that and liquor, I would try to forget what day it was, and where I was.
>>698169918
i would literally pay for a ticket to watch you try to eat that as your last email.
>>698165253
Heänsel and Gretel is a Herman fairytale faggot>>698170049
*german not herman
>>698170132
>McRib
>rare
you don't live in the south do you
Some glorious feast that would take them a really, really long time to prepare.
Then when they serve it to me, I'll just fucking throw it all on the floor and take it for granted.
>>698170181
kek'd
>>698166255
>plants don't decompose
what the fuck anon. all food is decomposing unless it's still alive.
>>698170132
>Bottle of bleach, cup of ammonia
why would they serve you non-food?
>>698170465
>>698169962
true, you guys redpill'd me. thanks
lets all eat lesser beings that rot in our stomachs
>>698169921
Agreed. I'll be shitting my guts out with salmonella thinking about
>no ragrets
>>698170014
I have no idea, but I hope so
>>698166029
No they arent
>>698170585
Their suffering and fear makes them taste all the sweeter.
>>698167294
k fine just gimme enough beer to drink myself to death before they can take me (its easier to get super drunk on an empty stomach)
>>698169531
>Years ago a Texas inmate requested dirt for his final meal.
the fuck? imagine if that mufucka slurped that shit up in like five minutes flat
>>698166993
If you pickle the cucumbers then it might make sense to pickle tomatoes and lettuce but I don't know who does it for burgers.
All you can fucking eat Chinese/Mongolian buffet. I'd rather eat myself to death than let those faggots kill me.
>>698170850
suffering is the true spice of life (but also death)
>>698163705
no you wouldn't you dumb wannabe edgy faggot
I'd order 7 boxes of nutrasweet/equal.
Then I would die of aspartame poisoning.
>>698170014
Depends on the state. Some states limit the request. Others don't. I have literally been reading the Wikipedia page for 20 min
>>698163705
a head of what?
lettace?
>>698170919
I dont care what a dude did, you get what you want for a last meal. You dont give a man his last meal youre a pussy fag. >>
>>698171132
Cheese head
>>698171112
don't you think you'd be full before you'd fit seven fucking boxes in your stomach?
>>698166255
Everything you eat is in the process of decomposing, meat, plants, whatever. Unless you're taking bites out of tomatoes that are still on the vine or something.
A pre-workout supplement with enough stimulants to counteract the central nervous system depressant I'm about to be injected with.
>>698170585
>lesser beings
I would eat god themselves if given the chance.
I'd take a nice thick Porterhouse cooked medium rare...top it with some onions and mushrooms. Have a nice baked potato on the side with sour cream and bacon bits. Maybe some asparagus as well. Fuck the haters I'll take a drizzle of A1 as well over the steak. I've never been much of a alcohol drinker so I'll just have some Mountain Dew to wash it all down with.
>>698170219
I like how Japan executes prisoners...one random day they just take you
>>698171268
I'd fucking eat them by the packet.
Until every single one is gone.
A raw steak
Because I wont get a chance to get sick. And why not?
Dominoes meateor pizza
Franks red hot wings with red hot sauce
Dominoes garlic bread
Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream
30 oz steak
Eight pack of beer
Five Co-Codamol tablets
McDonald's Mac burger and fries
>>698171207
yo lol, why are you calling people pussy fags. i think they DID give it to him. I'm just saying, imagine some dude with like a spoon chowing down on a pile of dirt like he's eating a pint of ice cream.
just try to picture it
>>698171292
What do you think he'd taste like?
>>698170349
This is literally why they no longer do last meals in TX
>>698171112
You could just do it with a tablespoon of caffeine.
I'd eat the warden's ass.
a whole lot of alcohol if possible and then 10 tacos from jack in the box and a pack of marlboros
die how i live
>>698171480
>he'd
triggered
>>698171280
Fruits and vegetables are still alive after being picked m8, that's why you can store them at room temperature.
Every part of a plant can survive on it's own for a time. Hence flowers in a vase with some water can last a good while despite not being connected to a root system.
>>698171480
Probably tough, maybe heavenly, but I need to absorb it's power so taste is irrelevant.
>>698161712
a huge bottle of liquor and a bunch of weed brownies
>>698171680
on that note, i mean most fruits are just part of a plant right? not actually a living plant themselves?
>>698167918
Even if I accepted freezing steak was ever okay, it's sure as hell never okay to cook it straight from frozen (or to quick defrost it if that's your intention)
Your mums sweet pussy
>>698171465
I agree its simultaneously a humorous and badass image. However, if texas HAS stopped providing last meals, theyre gutless emotional pissants.
>>698167203
You are mildly retarded. Yes pickles fucking decompose.
Wagyu Beef
Steak
Chips with sweet chilli sauce
Milkshake from Thorntons
Cold Stella Artois
20 Rothmans
My girlfriends friends pussy.
>>698161712
you fucking nigger now im making eggs at 2 in the morning
>>698172099
>summerfag never eaten a 3000 year old pickle
>>698172314
don't forget to drink a glass of milk AND orange juice with those
A bag of Takis and an ice cold Canada Dry Ginger Ale.
Chicken carbonara w/ penne
Medium rare rump steak with dianne sauce
Beer battered chips
Poached eggs w/ bacon & hollandaise
Ice cream w/ fudge topping
But before i ate all of this i would ask for some gorilla glue rosin so it would all be 10x tastier
>>698172579
Your sickass fetishes are your own business you fucking degenerate.
>>698172619
tf is gorilla glue rosin
I would request something that would give me absolutely RANCID liquid shits.
That way, when they execute me and my bowels release, they'll have a hell of a mess on their hands. I'd want them to have to fucking power wash the death chamber.
>>698172579
two of those look like they have incurable STD's
3 cheeseburgers from McDonald's
Large fries
Large Oreo shake
>>698170062
You have shit taste in food get the fuck out of here you pissant beta
One single olive
>>698172930
kek
>>698172737
Look it up bro
>>698172930
Haribo sugar free gunmy bears
Look the reviews up on amazon
>>698170062
About time somebody listed an actual "last meal" instead of idle chit chat.
My last meal would be:
- 8 ounce New York strip cooked medium-well
- 2 fresh dinner rolls with real butter
- mashed red potatoes with fresh garlic & real butter
- 1 pound of seedless red grapes
- 4 ounces of sharp cheddar cheese
- 1 slice of banana cream pie
- 1 scoop of coffee ice cream
- 1 large cup of kona coffee with cream & sugar
- 1 bottle of grape crush over ice
- 1 Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
- 1 Chocolate Moon Pie
- 1 bowl of homemade rice pudding
- 1 pack of Juicy Fruit Gum
a really good homemeade lasagna, made by a woman of the families i killed and then a tub of vanilla ice cream and berries.
A steak, with peyote as my drink. I feel like tripping while actually dying would be pretty cool
>>698163919
weeb
>>698161712
A Swordfish and a bowl of Gunpowder, which I'll use to fight my way out.
>>698173244
So our last meals are not worthy because the format was shitty?
>>698172955
this is like the fourth person in this thread to mention mcdonalds
you guys seriously want MCDONALDS to be the last thing you EVER taste before you leave this existence forever?
>>698173244
nice
>>698173203
Ive been wanting to give those out at my office.
>>698173244
>cooked medium-well
fucking casual
>>698173441
Go fuck your mother
>>698173348
lol, seasoned with tears?
>>698173441
You ever eaten prison food for an extended period?
Mcdonalds would probably make you shit your pants.
2 mcdoubles and some fries
I wouldn't even wanna last meal
Just the widow to do an Irish jig
>>698161712
Dim sum, as many pieces as I could eat; I'd bankrupt a restaurant if that was what it took to satisfy me; if I'm dying anyway, I may as well not sweat the consequences.
>>698165244
How come? Hey, the burger looks good. Fare well, Bro.
>>698173244
>tfw its not butter
>>698173438
Didn't mention format. I mentioned idle chit chat, instead of meal info. Being posted. Try to keep up.
>>698164122
i would probably have to pick a blood smoothie and screaming
>>698173750
I was in jail for 3 days and ate nothing but apples. I couldnt identify anything else and it all smelled shitty.
>>698168385
woudnt you wants somthing that tastes good?
>>698161712
A single stick of butter. I could lather myself in the butter and escape from the prison for killing all those kids.
>>698173203
They're discontinued, unfortunately. They only sell a different brand now that'd ones that give you the shits.
I know because a dude I know was in prison for a while a while back, and I wanted to send him a bag as a "care package" (unlabelled, of course).
>>698173651
Whatever floats your dick
>>698173203
>Haribo sugar free gunmy bears
>Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
>First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
>BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
>Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
>But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
>AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
>>698174079
Okay.. Well considering half the replies ARE meal info
>>698173714
oh yeah baby
>>698161712
Two number 9s.
A number nine large.
A number 7 with extra dip.
Two number 45s.
One with cheese.
And a large soda.
>>698174234
>I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.
>I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.
>Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.
>Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.
>If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.
>PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I'm not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I'm a man. I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I've been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile.
For my appetizer, some miso soup. For my first course, some eel, tuna, salmon, and swordfish sushi, prepared by an actual Jap. For my mid-course appetizer, fugu. For my second course, a large bacon, mushroom, pineapple, and anchovy pizza with blue cheese dressing, half of it at least a day or two old and reheated heavily so its tough and chewy. For my final course, a chocolate decadence cake with hot fudge and strawberry sauce. Drinks: some really good fruit tea from Teavana, Dr Pepper mixed with Pibb with some lemon, a glass of milk, and some ice water with lemon. Why? Because that's some dope fuckin food yo.
>>698174188
you've ruined the steak at this point. this is how a child orders a steak
>>698161712
a whole lobe of seared foie gras, 3 poached eggs, bernaise sauce, I blue rare beef tenderloin, and a shitload of taleggio cheese.
>>698174095
A buddy of mine was in overnight, and all he ate was an apple too. Said he wouldn't touch anything else.
>>698166521
Why that kind of pasta? So you can shovel it in easier? I'm genuinely asking.
>>698174236
Whatever, Lord Dick Shoe
>>698161712
If I was the warden I would tell all of you to blow your meal request out your ass
>>698174442
I don't give two shits how anyone else orders steak. Go eat a dick taco.
>>698173244
what if they gave you margarine instead of butter for the mashed red potatoes?
chilaquiles
Chorizo
Orange juice
A plate of Coconut shrimp
2 cheeseburgers
A bag of lays chips
>>698174908
I'd probably write a stern letter to their superior officer! Then I'd contact my lawyer, and hold a margarine protest in the courtyard.
Raw fugu, because fuck the state
I have spent a stupid amount of time thinking about this tonight. I watched the king of the hill episode on it. Read the Wikipedia page on last meals. And I cooked a steak while thinking about it... so here goes
16 Oz of tritip cooked rare marinated in butter for 24 hours with a good blend of spices
6 eggs sunny side up
Quarter lb of bacon
Green bean cassarole
Corn bread dressing
And one lamb chop
If they allowed me alchol. 2 shots of american bourbon and a six pack of yuengling. If not iced tea
>>698175078
>chilaquiles
confirmed for beaner.
>>698164122
So many spiders
>>698164122
>i only take my almonds activated
surströmming
>>698161712
Nothing, cause im on a 0-intake diet you genderhating pig
>>698169156
Hoo baby that's edgy
>>698166899
What should I do now? I can't unfeel this.
>>698170082
Please describe it, and the closest recipe you've come to it. Describe what's missing...
>>698175415
Kek
>>698175234
I'd like to go out with something simple, not overly complicated so I don't inconvenience amyone
>>698175534
feel your mom
then start a feels thread with an incest twist
>>698173244
this made me cry
>>698171587
What if the warden doesn't own a donkey?
>>698171480
Anything and everything you want.
>>698175794
... why?
Blowfish. If it's prepared wrong it will kill you. I've always been afraid to try it. But if I was about to die, might as well. Hell, I might even see if they would give me the entire thing. Eat it all, and see if they could kill me before the poison takes effect.
>>698171796
I'm so glad summer is almost over.
>>698175353
Meh, I ate a good steak in the process and had some beer. Can't say it was a bad night
2 funnel cakes with powdered sugar
Some oreo cream filling Ice cream from coldstone with oreos, reeses and cookie dough mixed in.
Some deep fried oreos
Sirloin steaks. They don't have to be large, but I want each one cooked at different rarities and then also in the ways so I can sample them all before I die and see who was speaking the truth when talking shit about which steak.
Chili cheese curly fries with some bacon strips on the side
Might as well throw in one of those taconada things that they sell at schools too.
one russian turnip because fuck the bourgeoisie!
A fresh Century Egg.
>>698175909
YFW they hire a seasoned blowfish chef who cooks it flawlessly and you die an extremely painful death in front of the victims family
>>698175983
i like that episode too
>>698161712
My meal would be a piece of computer that shields me from an electric shock
A pound of burnt ends with fries from Jack Stack. An apple pie from Corner Cafe and frozen custard from Sheridan's.
>>698175909
Well it was the coral that wild blowfish eat that caused the poison. Most blowfish in restraunts now are farmed and not at risk of poison. Source...I paid a stupid amount for blowfish in a sushi restaurant
>>698161712
OK. This is what I would actually request as a last meal:
A nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up
>T-bone steak, medium rare
>Full rack of babyback ribs, with BBQ sauce of course
>Cheeseburger, ketchup only
>Fries
>Mozzarella Sticks, with Marinara
>Coca-Cola
>Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey
>Pepperoni Pizza
>Cheddar Cheese Pringles
>Caramel Frappe from McDonald's
>>698176176
what happens in the episode?
>>698161712
I want this thing.
The executioner
>>698161827
If you even can breed with a female and have kids
>>698176381
wow, such a nice mix of edgy and a 15 year old meme
>>698175883
when i hit the grape crush over ice, i dunno but it gets to me.
>>698165244
Dubbs decides this as best
>>698176366
Oh. Thanks dude, imma go try some blowfish!!!!
>>698164463
I second this.
It's made on a gas stove.
>>698166029
Cheese
>>698176499
hank is on death row and he eats a meal before they kill hank.
and ol BOBBY thinks he's a magician in that episode. OH BOBBERS DATBOI AINT RIGHT
>>698164842
It's made on a gas stove.
i'd eat myself
>>698176824
Thanks. You're a nice mix of douche lord and cock block rolled into one.
texas style bbq beef brisket
macaroni and cheese
corn bread pudding
cheese grits
deep fried fish and coleslaw
Arizona Watermelon and Grape drinks.
>actually a white guy
>>698171052
One macaroni.
Not Mac and Cheese
Not a serving
One macaroni.
>>698177077
kek
>>698177118
>cock block
wat?
also don't use cockblock lightly ythey are sinners whp have forsaken the warmth of KEK
also also different fag
>>698177277
>>698177277
cooked?
>>698163670
>being this jew
>>698176499
Season 8 episode 2. The primary story is about the rad Christian phase that swept through the south in late 90s early 00s. But the B story is what is amazing. Dale, Boomhower and Bill start researching last meals and because it sounds so good they are like fuck it. Let's have a Las meal club in which we plan the last meal we want to have before we die. So they do. Except when it comes to eating it they do nit want to tempt fate. Except for bill who is like fuck it.
>>698177513
Raw
A cup of coffee and a cyanide pill. Kill myself before they get to.
>>698177118
>cock block
just kek'd imaging you impressing some girl with that post and then she reads the response and you don't get laid now because of it
>>698177584
awesome, thanks for the refresher
I am so fucking hungry right now. I'm not going to be satisfied with a snack now either, I'm going to end up in the kitchen for the next hour making bacon and pancakes. I hate you fuckers sometimes, I really do.
tea with lotsa sugar and honey and... oh yeah, don't forget the lard! why you may ask? the president is dead! now I'm doing things my way!
>>698161712
Rare roasted balsamic duck with a side of buttered asparagus and mashed turnips with peanut butter pie for dessert. And a glass of hemlock tea :p
>>698165598
Well now you ruined it
>>698177713
>meal
>cyanide pill
you could at least be clever enough to say a bag of apple or apricot seeds
>>698176902
It is expensive as fuck just be aware.
Coconut shrimp
Bacon cheeseburger
Gouda cheese
Fried fish fillets
Dark chocolate gelato
Banana cheesecake w/ rum sauce
>>698177004
u lie u sneaky snek u
>>698176499
The real episode is about Hank doing something while Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer think of their last meals and then decide that they should eat their "last meal" now. They go to the store and buy a shitload of food and Kahn somehow gets in on it. They make their food but right before they eat they think about the whole "last" part of it and everyone but Bill pussies out. Bill stays because he is scared and eats when he is scared. Overall p good ep.
>>698165028
I want a platter of assorted gluttonous foods like this
>>698177940
Never had duck is it actually good or is it something people eat for traditional reasons
>>698178263
Depends on who makes it and how. Done right it's very fatty, slightly chewy, and has the most amazing flavor. Done wrong you might as well go eat a rubber tire.
A cigarette.
>>698178017
pretty sure it still looked like an inside-out asshole filled with puss and afterbirth mixed together with hot garbage before I even tried to put it into words
