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loli voice acting thread
SPECIAL EDITION
It's your Local loli voice actor Enkidu here, I will be reading all requests BUT on YouTube!!
YouTube link here : http://youtu.be/N-Q4QA4FqLQ
Remember I will only be responding and reading too your posts on YouTube
I want you to columbine my asshole.
>>698161615
I know you'll read this so I just wanted to thank you.
>>698161615
whats the deal with those oreos? what flavor are they?
>>698161944
I wouldn't eat them
I don't believe in making friends with colored people
You're a great person.
Ew! Why are you sniffing my panties brother!
>>698161944
Easter pastels? Probably vanilla or almond extract.
>>698161615
wtf i love lolis now
>>698161615
How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?
What are we going to do on the bed?
What are you fuckin gay
show face
How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussyfor the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,"You came so much inside of me", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.
say 'gibbe dem big cummies daddy' :<)
So does spending your Friday night voice acting for lolicons on /b/ get you off or something?
wtf that wasnt long enough i was reading thread and wasnt looking cause you paused
say "daddy"
>>698163344
I bet you're happy rn huh anon
Do you have a cat with you? I hear purring.
(Talk in real voice for next post)
"I want do die"
ai haev critical depreshon
Why dont you have friends?
Say "all heil lord hitler our savior form the nasty jews"
>>698161615
Excuse m-m-me Mister. B-b-but do you have a moment to talk about our great Lord Lucifer?
why don't you have friends?
>>698163888
Holy shit my first trips congratulate me op
b-baka, i'm not a lolicon!
h-h-h-hentaii!!!
yo lemonface, you a real ass nigga
I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape
When I'm slurpin' at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up out my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money, then I got a cheap method
Crack it open, throw it in a pan, and let it cook, bitch
Now, that's a real education, fuck books
If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge all the flavors that be droppin' mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood, anybody want a piece of me, will have to get this ramen first
[Lyrics from: http://www.lyrics.az/pink-guy/-/ramen-king.html]
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed, then this shit'll get you higher (Hah!)
35 cents of pack 3 for a dollar, unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' about ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feelin' like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say "hi" to my homeboy
Top Ramen
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
also I love you.
>>698161615
so when are you going to sing me to sleep
How old are you?
I'm sure you could have made friends in school if you said lewd loli things to them.
the earth is flat. confirmed. confirmed. AEIOU. john madden. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
onii-chan, my butt hole is all bloody now
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.
Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!
Cummy cummy in my tummy SENPAI! aaargh.. SENPAI IT'S SO.. SO HARD!!!!!
Lilypichu and Nyanners are little bitches, I'm a real nigga loli.
"Im sorry elisabeth"
A man walks into a bar.
orlando
>Gaming Video
>Minecraft.
Nigger
Also give me a download to you singing Ramen King ples b0ss
Why don't you start a patreon or something? I'm sure people would pay money for this.
Richard daddy I love youuu
Harder daddy mmmmm~
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Are you fat?
>>698164381
thanks so whats your skype so you can sing me to sleep when i actually plan to sleep
Marry me, Brendaniel-san!
DESU oh yes nigger dick
Anon and Enkidu sitting in a tree!
K-I-S-S-
I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes baby
in a baby carriage!
Occasionally, but rarely, a coda may be added:
That's not it!
That's not all!
The baby's drinking
alcohol!
d-I-v-o-r-c-e
Love you Nate Senpai
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kawaii
Richard daddy I love you so much Oh yessss
I especially love your curly hair and glasses and micropenis ~
Guess what... i'm going to come on to your youtube channel and i'm going to say something mean and nasty. Oh that's right i'm gonna come right the fuck on to your youtube channel and i'm just going to tippie type something mean and nasty. It'll probably have something to do with your race or maybe even your gender. If you're a woman.... ohoh... you can't even imagine the amount of mean and nasty shit that i can think about with women... haha... If you're a man i can do the same mean and nasty shit but it won't, it won't have the same punch, won't have the same hit, you know what i mean? A-and if you're, if you're, if you're african-american, if you're black, if you're a Lation, if you're mexican, if you're Caucasian, if you're white, if you're native american, if you're asian, if you're chinese, if you're japanese, if you're cantonese. I will come up with something that just... that just... sparks and... just sparks. You're going to see that comment and you're just going to say, "Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you. You should be be put in a goddamn mental hospital. You should be put in a goddamn fucking home for people, for very special people, for special people who say mean things to other people, they should lock you away for the rest of your life. They should just lock you the fuck away. They should just keep you there in a dark little fucking hole, somewhere, like the little fucking troll you are." But guess what... that doesn't affect me, because yooou've taken the bait. Yooou've taken the bait to my little...little mean comment. I've posted it and you've taken the fucking bait. I've got you on the goddamn line sucker, you're a fish, and i'm the fisherman. Actually, I'm more like Navy Seal with a fucking harpoon gun hitting a whale. Because you're fat, that's right I said it, you're fat, that's just part of my mean and nasty comment. You're fucking fat you big fucking fatty fat fuck. That's fucking right, I fucking punch you in your fat stomach
*op chokes on my cock
Read this pls enkidu
>>698165021
is that her? where did you find her?
Stromboli's are the best italian food and everything else is shit in comparison
meatspin meatspin meatspin meatspin
desu
>>698161615
billy is a faggot and he cant get an m5 like me
Elfen leid was a ok anime
nyanners is better
why are you doing this with your dad here like for real dude
>>698164756
https://www.patreon.com/EnkiduVa
Bitches can't handle my shit,
They get really excited when they see my dick,
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick,
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits,
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
Because it was disabled,
The doctors say I have a disease,
But I find that really fucking hard to believe,
I hang dogs on trees so I can raise the ROOF,
I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick,
Now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch,
Now it's really starting to itch,
This beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve,
My nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf,
I shot an old man in the kneecaps x2
They call me moose knuckles,
Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles,
I get diseases from the great sex,
I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna pass the mic
Bitches can't handle my shit,
They get really excited when they see my dick,
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick,
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits,
They call me mr fancy pants, with these nasty rants,
They wanna get a little mr magic man,
They want a little fire from the land Japan,
So I give a little hell for these faggots man,
I shake things up like parkinson's on these faggots with cars and rims,
Cuz we're having a blast,
like Kim Jung on his last lung bombing America son, yeah,
You can't kill me, cuz Chin Chin is my lord,
Fuck that I aint about the peace,
I'm really all about that vaginal crease,
Cuz I'm done with you assholes,
you fail hard like you're missin a class tho,
mother fucker I will kill you,
mmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnngg
uguuuuuu
yeeeee
>>698165248
kill yourself
Say this "It is obvious by the fact I alter my voice, don't show my bare chest or bare groin area between my legs on cam that I am actually a guy. This is just logic, it is as undeniable as the sun being hot"
>>698165021
Would look at in art class/ 10
preston aka insaneguy1992 is the dumbest guy ever
>>698161615
I'm masturbating right now
>>698161615
Man I want does Oreos
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Word around town bitch I'mma nasty neighbor
30 on my dick and I'm running like the mayor
Young based god bust a nut in her hair
Violate the bitch man make her turn square
Give that bitch a iPad dick
I'm a lesbian man I only fuck bitches
Bitches suck my dick cause I look like a Frenchman
Veuve swa bitch I'm on that neck like a lynch-man
Bitch I'm based god so I come with persistence
Passionate head game the bitch look like Regan
Young based god and my nuts like raisins
Young based go I got the bitches in the cages
>>698161615
Idk if it's a mic quality issue, but it sounds like something external is pitching you up.
Congrats on the weight loss.
>>698161761
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nnnnnnngggggghhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuyuyuyuyuyuyuy 69
You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Memes are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a meme. Now, I am not talking about the shitty Facebook memes that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan memes and the like. Things like dank pepe, dat boi (o shit waddup) and troll faces. These types of memes deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art.
Oh fuck me Senapi
*Moan*
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
1488 GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
JEWS DID 9/11 NIGGERS DESERVE TO GET FUCKING SHOT
THE NEXT GENOCIDE CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH
notice me, senpai, notice me
trolololo she's a fatty
billy-san please put your fat throbbing peep in my mouth immediately
>>698164946
>donate to get skype
>>698165234
GOD DAMN IT. why didnt you read this one!!!!
Simon ur a faggot.
Girls und panzer is best anime
A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
when i was a baby i was fucked in the ass by a wild fence
I love you, Blazken~Kun
"I hope this finds you all well. I am stating this so that the world will know, I am dead inside there is no point in killing myself because my god or what I thought was a god is now dead and has been. I do not sleep , I do not eat, and I have lost all of my will to live. I will wait for my eventual death." Please read this but very sarcastically and happily. Thank you!
its pronounced em-five you stupid skank
succ
FUCK ME JERRY
I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME
K K K Fine
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us
Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt
Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great
I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me
Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa
I don't know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it's because they look
And smell like ass
john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden
booga booga booga iz a me da nigger man
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A: Because the 'p' is silent
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus.
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Q: What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex?
A: Dino-sore.
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
Q: Why are dinosaurs no longer around?
A: Because their eggs stink.
winner winner lynch the nigger
kkk
Say I want you to cum in my mouth oneechan Mmmm fill me up with your hot sticky cum seeing your hard cock makes me want to pee all over you
tickle my butthole, miku.
>>698166832
my wigger
I'm a gorilla in a fuckin' coupe, finna pull up to the zoo, nigga
Who nigga? who the fuck is you? I don't know, nigga
No, nigga, pull up on your block, we gon' blow, nigga
Go, nigga, run, nigga, run for the po', nigga (police nigga)
Gas what I smoke nigga
Feds at my door, jump out the window, nigga
Know you can't get no money silly ho
I just hit a stain, faneto
Aha, ayo
Who would've thought that a white boy would bring hip hop back?
Yo, I do it for the real hip hop you know what I'm sayin'?
Fuck Drake, real hip hop
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
Fuck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck
I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
>>698161615
I'm going to download this video and masturbate to it every day of my life.
unexpected rick roll
ultraquadrophematamine is worse than weed
make america great again
>>698159858
lots of good content im posting. nobody is enjoying it tho
can you say
>put it in me oniichan
pussy
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl I'm gonna tear it like the cards of the gypsies
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete ya.
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet ya
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country
That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
EIN VOLKE, EIN FÜRHER
This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint Crispian."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say "These wounds I had on Crispin's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words—
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester—
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
i liiiiive in a constant state of feeeeeear and misery
doooooo ya miss me
anymooooooooore
and i don't even notice when it huuuuuurts
any more
any more
any moooore
“He smiled understandingly-much more than understandingly. It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced--or seemed to face--the whole eternal world for an instant, and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor. It understood you just as far as you wanted to be understood, believed in you as you would like to believe in yourself, and assured you that it had precisely the impression of you that, at your best, you hoped to convey.”
>>698161615
this is the reason i want to kill myself also i would totally fuck yotsuba
>shout this
CUCK ME DADDY
get off my lawn nigger
please make choking noises with gargled words like stop or this hurts and don't forget I'm cumming and gagging to death.
(loud as fuck please) NIGGERS
Deus vult
Please vote for Trump. He will save western civilization by making America great again. Please vote Trump.
I just bought a pistol it got 30 rounds in it
Pull up at yo momma house and put some rounds in it
Wet a nigga block and watch them niggas drown in it
Hunnid round drum gun a nigga down with it
I'm on that Slaughter Gang shit, Murder Gang shit
Slaughter Gang shit, Murder Gang shit
I'm on that Slaughter Gang shit, Murder Gang shit
Slaughter Gang shit, Murder Gang shit
P-please don't stick it in there? Please? No, NO..it doesn't feel good.
Daddy..p-puhlease just put it-ah! Just put it in my kitty again please daddy! Don't slip it in my tooshie please!!
A-A-AAAHHH
Ob sturmt oder Schneider
Ob die sonner uns lacht
Der tag gluhend heiss
Oder eiskalt der nacht
Verstaubt sind die gesichter doch fro ist unsern sinn ja unsern sinn
Es braust unser panzer im sturmwind dahin!
Please say "You silly boy" very sensually
>>698161615
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid?
Heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead.
Was some tine mid 2007, I posted before knowing what was going on, and got outed as a faggot.
They told me to " Lurk more" so I did.
The things I saw, the secrete communications started clicking in my mind.
All the un typed messages, truths told in between the lines.
This place is smarter than you think kid.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make comments like that.
You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat.
None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
This is the internet hate machine, born in fire rebirth by flames.
You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch.
I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways.
Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me?
Heh,
I'm a judge.. This place.... This place has a lot to offer... Heh you'll see, kid
That is if you can handle it.
You're the first person that's interacted with me, Enkidu.
Ill fuck you 'till you love me, faggot!
my skype is racergirl55
And his name is ... JOHN CENA! doot dudu dooo
WHAT IS UP DRAMA ALERT NATION IM YOUR HOST KILLER MEMESTAR AND LETS GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS
Wow there are some seriously unfunny posts in this thread.
When is this girl going to post her tits btw?
if you say this out loud you are literally a man.
hitler yuu make me cum ~~~ uuu
Last one from me please say papa Franku please eat my asshair
>>698168303
gay negro
Sing
"Well, hi there people, you know me
I used to run a little joint called Germany
I was number one, the people's choice
And everybody listened to my mighty voice
My name is Adolf, I'm on the mic
I'm gonna hit you with the story of the New Third Reich:
Well, it all began down in Munich town
And pretty soon the word started getting around
So I said to Martin Bormann, I said "Hey Marty
Why don't we throw a little Nazi party?"
So we had an election, well, kinda sorta
And before you knew it, hello new order!
To all the little mothers in the Fatherland
I said "Achtung baby! I got me a plan."
They said "What you got, Adolf? What you gonna do?"
I said "How about this one? World War Two."
I once fisted two babies and used their corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents
daddy let me take care of that boner
Don't tell them don't tell them don't tell them don't tell them about me being a small white boy on 4chan pls they'll ban me pls no tell.
everybody type KKona swastika in the chat if you masturbating
this is pretty cringy but this one time i reached a point in my life where i was so desperate for attention and cash that i actually did a loli voice on youtube :( sad so sad
dicks out for harambe my niggaz
>>698168470
who turned on the LIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHTSSSSSSSSSSSS?????
We can hear you peeing
I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I'll be right back I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I'll be right back I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I'll be right back I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I'll be right back I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I'll be right back I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I'll be right back I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I'll be right back I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I'll be right back I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I'll be right back I'm gonna go to the bathroom so I'll be right back
You have to be a virgin weeb to like this shit.
>>698168675
>isn't a virgin weeb
Get the fuck out of our thread
say: Hello luckies, welcome to lucky channel. I am your host Akira Kogami !!!!!!!!oneone111oneoneone11!11!!!
XD
Put it in my special place. ung ahh ahhhh!
>>698159858
WAKE ME UP!
*wake me up inside!
CANT WAKE UP!
*wake me up inside
SAAVE MEEEEEE-
if you are within 1 year (before or after) the age of 16 cough at the end of this sentence
I'm gonna need you to say, "I really fucking hate niggers".
shaveballs was the best meme 2015
you niggas suck at csgo
Rodrigo
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice when it hurts anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore.
Black white white black black white there's only two races.
Do a cute laugh
you guys need jesus
Say 'i only fuck people who own a rug'
>>698161615
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very very
Mad world, mad world
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday, happy birthday
And to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me
I'm blasted
>>698169105
Can you stop reading the comments on the youtube chat and just focus on this? k thanks
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
how do you feel enabling the kind of individual that can commit heinous, unspeakable crimes against adolescents? what youre doing is borderline evil, these people are pedophiles and yet you enable their god forsaken fetishes.
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
I'm just a kid who's four
Each day I grow some more
I like exploring
I'm Caillou.
So many things to do
Each day is something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou.
My world is turning
Changing each day
With Mommy and Daddy
And finding my way!
Growing up is not so tough
Except when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou.
Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou . . .
That's me!
stop posting it will 404
She is 16 lul
No niggers 'round here boy
please react to this image
Happy birthday To you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Louie
now fuck me in my asshole
stick it in my peehole! hee
"I honestly found it so funny when Leslie Burke died in bridge to terabithia"
Fuck
wanna fuck this elin pussy?
Daddy, I have an idea. When mom goes out, we should tie Emma to the Sybian... I KNOW she's only 4! She won't even remember. I'll be so hot, come on... you know you want to see her come 'til she passes out.
WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD????
Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you
Girls und panzer is still best anime
>>698161615
what do those biscuits look so edible?
"wrap your hands around my neck baby. Aaaahnnn fucking stick your dick so deep in me you tear my insides, fill my womb with all of your seed aaahahhhaha!!!!"
FINGER YOURSELF ON STREAM
Enkidu
say "fuck me Gilgamesh! Put your wild cock in me, and ride my ass till the flood ends!
>>698159858
>>698168196
Hi, Enkidu. Poster of ^ here.
I love you too, goddamnit
"Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing
Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead
A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried
You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby"
If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying"
lick my feet clean, pervert oniichan
>>698168470
>The minority mutilator dot jay peg
Holy fuck my sides
Enkidu
say "fuck me Gilgamesh! Put your wild cock in me, and ride my ass till the flood ends!"
>>698159858
"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux."
I'm high as shit, and I want to hear a post I wrote spoken live on YouTube for my own entertainment purposes
I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies
And we did it in the back of a black Mercedes
I was on a roll, I couldn't lose
Then came D-day, depression and blues
The Yanks and the Brits started raising Cain
Those guys were the pits, throwing me insane;
People all around me started swallowing pills
Let's face it folks, we was going downhill
Berlin was crumbling, we was under the gun
Time to look out for number one
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer
Said "The Russians are coming, let's get outa here!"
Auf Wiedersehen, good to see ya
Got a one-way ticket to Argentina!
>>698164270
faggot quoting filthy frank
>but props because filthy frank
>>698161615
op is an obvious newfag not knowing how to pronounce achtung
I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool
I love you
(please say that)
Hi Guys. There are only 2 genders. I love anime!
daddy, give me your dick, your hard, fat cock and shove it so far up my ass that my womb can feel it. Faster daddy, faster! Daddy please cum inside me, make me pregnant, let's raise a daughter together and make her do loli voice acting on youtube, sounds like a good plan, right? Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa
Moan like your getting fucked, hard.
Just me and my daddy, hangin out
I got pretty hungry so I started to pout
He asked if I was down for something yummy
I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies
I drink them, I slurp them, I swallow them whole
It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal
1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4
I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore
He makes me feel squishy, He makes me feel good
He makes me feel everything a little should
>>698169488
nigger
PLEASE don't tell my parents about this! Please!
OH SHIT WADDUP ITS DA BOY
Dicks out for harambe
Boy am i glad hes in there and we're out here,
and hes the sheriff, and we're in there,
AND I JUST REMEMBERED-
we're out here.
But what i want to know is where's the caveman?
Koi wa Shoot, shoot
Tama ni Cute, cute
Itsumo Love you
Miracle wo yori dori midori
Kakko tsuketa hoshi tachi, kirari
Kyun to shiteru mahiru no tsuki to
Mawaru, odoru
Mai agaru romance
Tabi datsu shunkan
Ikutsumo no kirakira wo
Chiribamete My friend
Hikare!
I love you
I want you
I need you, kanari
Tadori tsuita yume no hotori
Kuchibiru ni melody to
Mahō kaketa mama, dokomade mo...
Iro toridori no loop
Egaiteta
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSS
*chokes*
>>698161615
That nigga Carmelo is dead
Keep on walking Irishman, this is a WHITE neighborhood
Everyone's counting on me
to cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best
it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
oh no oh no
POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk
Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
in my favorite swimsuit
POMFPOMF wanna stay
and play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
it's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
but please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
ah ah you make me happy
EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
all day long
EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
there's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it
POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
but what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk
Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH
NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
everyone type in chat uncanny is a stupid nigger
no really, just finger yourself and moan, it's all we wanna hear
>>698161615
have you ever thought about going on /soc/ and reading lewd scripts?
Daddy, can you please turn the vibrator off? I had three cum-cums and I don't wanna cum any more...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-mDefVJdPI
All handicaps and the mentally ill deserve nothing more than a gram or two of lead in their skulls
>>698171131
you're welcome...
I'm Beta, I know.
The fitness gram cummy test is a multistage sex position that progressively gets more difficult as daddy gets harder. The 20 meter cock will line up with yourass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy . The riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as daddy gets worked up. Remember not to cum early or else daddy will spank you. After you hear daddy moan, then you can cum. The cowboy position will begin now.On your mark, Get ready , start for daddy!
I've always enjoyed finding random Enkidu threads on /b/, thanks for making my day better!
Do you have merch (t-shirts, used panties, etc) I would def be interested
>>698171484
You're a little slow on the draw, bud.
>>698165507
kek
never gets old
>>698172476
this
>tfw entertainment purposes fulfilled
Time to hit another bowl bois
>>698172504
You too.
'Michael, you're a fucking akali using cunt. Ed, you fucking big hat cunt. Aston, you fucking blob cunt. Jake, you fucking godly beast.'
Ogres are like onions.
They stink?
Yes. No.
Oh, they make you cry.
No.
Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.
I want to cuddle with you and be your clingy best friend, anonymous!
Stop the Jews ash!
STOP THE JEWS AT ALL COSTS!
My name is Mabel.
It rhymes with table.
It also rhymes with... glabel.
It also rhymes with... schmabel!
>>698172632
Take dabs faggot
Hey guys, uh, thanks for coming to my bluetooth page. Today I'm gonna do a nuh-new tutorial.How to pick up chairs if it falls down
>Sing the Pokemon Theme
Mamaaaa Uhhhh, Didnt mean to make you cry
ore wa o chin chin daisuki
Oh daddy can you fuck me harder oooohh
2 sticks (226 g) butter, room temp
2 1/3 c (466 g) sugar
5 egg whites, room temp
2 teaspoons vanilla
3 c (375 g) all-purpose flour
4 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
1 1/2 c (355 g) milk, warmed for 30 sec in microwave to bring to room temp
>>698166700
thats deep /b/ro
>checked
>>698172801
No monies on this broke nigga
why, my peeanus weanus of course :)
hahah!
it's my weeeeenus peanus! hahah
its. in.
N-nick senpai... please cum in me
Say ayy lmao
hi gewi
>>698172237
I've been ignored.
I'll leave...
EVERYONE SPAM "KAPPA" IN THE CHAT
How come daddy makes me rub my feet on his peepee?
Enkidu
say "Unyuu~ why is your pants bulging oniichan. Hey, stop it. Don't touch me there. mmmmhh whats this feeling rising in me. Im hot down there. can... can you fix it? Ahhh! *make your best climax noise here*
>>698159858
Tell me to kill myself :v
At least attempt to pronounce some german?
Ich, say it like eek
Lieb, say it like leeb
Du, say it like doo
Now put it together:
Ich lieb du
Heil hitler
MEAP!
I swear I can fit 10 whole M&M's in my pussy, daddy! Watch me!
What the hell are you doing?!
(Say this in your regular voice.)
ORE WA OCHIN CHIN GA DAISUKI NAN DAIYOOO
surprise, I actually have a dick
>>698173515
Dont feel bad for not being able to read or knowing most every word that we say. This just makes anon happy.
Nooo daddy you know it doesn't fit, stop it, pleasseee stop it daddy!
INSTALL YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
Khadgar is a pretty shit wizard.
K-K-K-K-Keemstarrrrrrrrrr
stop staring at my legs
fuck me hitler-chan ~~uuh
>>698173668
Kek
“If I pull that [mask] off, will you die?”
“It would be extremely painful…”
“You’re a big guy.”
“…for you.”
