Hooker Thread!
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Hooker Thread!
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What do you want to know?
>>698093158
how much?
>>698093208
depends on area
the universal standard is 100/hr
>>698093282
and also depends on quality
pretty ones go way more than that and the syphillis ones can even go at 20$ or even lower
>>698093282
Where the fuck do you live where 100/hour is the standard?
Or are you talking about streetwalkers? In which case you deserve all the stds you get
>>698092883
I pay $200 an hour for mine. Been seeing her for a year. Usually start with a rigorous blowjob and she swallows my cum as if it came from the fountain of youth. I usually daty after that until I'm hard again, then we fuck.
>>698094779
It's standard here in Boston. People will always ask for more, but I can get what i want for $100 or less
>>698095718
And where are you finding these 100/hour hookers? Backpage? TER? On the street?
>>698094779
the global standard, the average
>>698096605
A "global standard" is retarded.
Go to Venezuela and you can have 3 hookers for an hour for the price of a sandwich.
Or go to New York where the "standard" is 300-400 an hour.
>>698092883
>>698093050
>>698093158
>>698093208
>>698093282
>>698093367
>>698094779
>>698095195
>>698095718
>>698096106
>>698096605
>>698096884
https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-average-prostitution-prices-worldwide
this says it everything and it's totally accurate
btw im in Greece so I don't have to spend that much
>>698096605
I would think that the average GLOBAL rate for a hooker would be something like 5 cents an hour. Thanks capitalism!
>>698096884
that's why I said it depends on the area you farquad
but the average price on an average prostitute in any country is 100
Would you?
200 in my area. most times its not worth it.
$65 is the cheapest I've seen advertised at a brothel in Australia. Pretty sure that was a sale though.
>>698092883
GF, used to be an escort
How much would you pay for this one?
>>698098057
That's a man baby.
Hookers in Manila. Crazy cheap.
>>698098057
that's a tranny
>>698098057
100 is the universal
>>698098057
55 for blow job. 100 for full on sex.
Toronto backpage
i love yurope
bunch of *white hos.
>*ˢᵘᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵛᵉ
>>698098502
and someone paid for this ? leaf are rly desperate
>>698098057
How much for a night.
>>698097183
think i got herpes from looking at her
>>698098633
dunno what your problem is, looks pretty good for me
>>698097439
so fucking gross
Sierra
>>698098057
3 fiddy
pic related i would pay $10000
>>698098723
To be fair, she doesnt look /bad/ but not good enough to command that kind of pricing.
>>698098453
stupid tattoos
>>698098144
Underrated post
>>698092883
Use this site:
theotherboard.com
Thank me later.
>>698095718
I live in Boston (Back Bay) and know a bit about the sex trade here. $100 is what a backpage junkie from Revere gets. B
Never had one. What would it take to get 2 girls for a threesome that are down for molly and will let me tape it?
>>698098502
you know her asshole is torn up. shit looks too wide
>>698098650
One dollarino.
>>698098502
why would you even date a hooker. thats beta as fuck
>>698098502
tfw i spend 180 for one fish. wouldnt spend it on a hooker
>>698098870
Same
I love reading the backpage ads in my area. Even the black women are putting no black men in their ads.
I only like classy hookers.
>>698099164
They don't accept EBT cards.
>>698099249
...and hookers who look like men.
or stop being a faggot and get a girlfriend
>>698098966
u wot m8
>>698098903
theotherboard.com has reviews and such. You likely wont get ripped off if you use their site.
>>698099520
usasexguide.info is helpful as well
>>698099375
Wtf that's not a man...
>>698099401
the thing is, getting a gf isnt a problem, but getting a good one that aint a dead-end.relationship is a pain in the ass; fwb is shit too, always becomes a drama after some time.
>>698097183
I'd fuck that raw dog with a couple buddies. Leave her with a soup of DNA in that rotten womb.
>>698099087
Underrated post
>>698099656
depends how old you are and what u want, i wasnt looking for one when i found my woman
i've found plenty of fish a good place when i was single for some free pussy
>>698099401
implying your father never fucked a ho while your momma thought he was late at work.
plenty of men engaged in a relationship exchange $$$ for sex
any stripper is only a few hundo away from being a hooker, most are better looking than your average street walker, they are more interested because they don't do it all day/all night, and your chance of getting the heevies is lower because they haven't taken 20 dicks so far that day
>>698099087
That's one of the reasons I don't do saltwater, so fucking expensive. Unless you're doing exotics that aren't common the trade, the most you're going to pay is $50-75 for freshwater and even those are still 'out there' (discus, wild-caught only exotics, etc).
If you don't pay, what will happen?
>>698100313
zebra pleco. l46. i actually just bought 6 for $150 a piece. to add to the 10 i already have.
>>698100424
They usually accept payment before fucking you.
>>698100424
she will call her pimp thats waiting outside. or pull a gun on you
It cost me 300 to bareback a stripper in the ass in the champagne room.
I was drunk, so pretty sure I got ripped off.
>>698100313
i got 4chan and aquabid opened as tabs....... thats all i do
>>698100424
Use fake money.
>>698098511
>white
They look like gipsy's to be honest.
>>698100766
at least they're meth and crack free
maybe cocaine but its way above the american hos
>>698101105
they would be better off with some clothes on
>>698100976
>Them knees.
No thanks.
>>698098511
Far left looks like she has a dark stain in her business district.
>>698092883
Used to date a prostitute a couple years ago, though recently she decided to quit doing it and we're talking about getting back together. Should I do it?
>>698101642
But other than that you'd tap it huh?
>>698101739
>>698101739
fcuck no faggot
Here's the reason Jewish men play porno vidya in reverse: At the end, the hooker pays the man.
>>698101642
>>698101642
>>Them knees.
>knees
besides her knees shes a 11/10
>>698101746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
>>698101642
Those are bj knees my friend.
>>698101739
sure, if you don't mind the fact she been smashed by lover 100 dude.
Just remember when you kiss her, you're putting your mouth on a whore who has had enough cum in her mouth to a point you could fill a pool with all of it.
>>698101894
Why not? We had a great relationship before but I just wanted to take a break and see other people since I was in college at the time and didn't want to be tied down at all.
>>698102094
Like I said, we dated while she was a prostitute so it doesn't bother me. I just have preference to promiscuous women.
>>698102027
underrated
>>698102027
her street name is "Bangbus"
>>698102304
you're a fucking moron
women never leave the whoring game once they're in it. you gotta be fool to believe her.
>>698097316
heh
>>698102141
because she is a whore!
I beat one up before, paid extra to give her a black but just ended up knocking her out.
>>698101105
>still not asking for it for it
>>698102407
i wouldve thought Broadway
I've used a ton of escorts while I still lived in London, male, female and trans. AMA
>>698102451
I suppose but I wanted her try to channel that to a swingers lifestyle. I prefer an open relationship. I just didn't like the danger of her being a prostitute with getting some psychopath
>>698102700
trans yes, female when i was single yes.
why would anyone gay or bi or curious PAY to fuck a dude?
Answer that please.
I could go to any hot spot and get sucked or fucked in under 20 mins which is travel time
>>698102451
I was a prostitute back in college 10+ years ago. Left it without a second glance.
Normal life now, normal job, husband kid, mortgage. Boring as fuck, but it works for me.
>>698100976
these knees are made for kneeling
and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these knees are gonna kneel in front of you
>>698102910
This. I would love to start a family with here, now that she is in a safer world than before.
>>698102910
y d w y g d
>>698102910
Do they know?
Did you do things for your clients that you don't do for your husband?
How many guys tried to sneak it up your butt?
>>698099023
kek
>>698102862
>why would anyone gay or bi or curious PAY to fuck a dude?
I've no idea and I didn't. I got paid to be fucked by a dude who had around a 10 incher. What can I say, I'm a size whore (though my experience with Mariana Cordoba nearly put me off that)
>>698102407
kek
>>698098453
funny looks exactly like facebook
>>698103203
I left hooking when I met a sugar daddy. He knows about the sugar daddy, not the hooking. The kid is a year and a half, he knows nothing.
The husband gets the full service, absolutely whatever he wants. We're very broadminded, me more so than him. Used to do a lot of MFF threesomes for work. Offered one to the hubs, he said it's not really his thing. Great to fantasize about, doesn't want to deal with the potential fallout of making that a reality.
Yeah, I offered anal to a select few vetted regulars, but it was an added extra ($$$).
>>698102910
didnt realise they let former male prostitutes ger married
>>698100451
Funny, that's one of the ones I was thinking of. Some of those oddball plecos are up there, I've seen some killifish like that as well.
>>698103815
Sounds like the guy doesn't really understand the untapped resource at hand.
>Yeah, I offered anal to a select few vetted regulars, but it was an added extra ($$$).
I meant tried to sneak it up there, that's a main worry of mine.
>>698103173
Just don't go in there with a saviour complex. She is not Julia Roberts and you are not Richard Gere.
>>698103815
Were you ever raped or robbed? Were you a no black guys escort?
come to south america op, you wont be disappointed, pic related
>>698104030
Yeah, of course. Guys are guys. But if you're firm with them they get the message soon enough.
>>698104050
No and no.
I had a very strict no darkies policy. Had Asian clients a couple of times. Made me glad I didn't charge by the inch.
>>698104430
>Made me glad I didn't charge by the inch.
kek
Did you ever actually orgasm with clients?
>>698104430
What would you do if I was with you and only had a 3" penis? Would you just go through the motions or ask wtf is wrong?
>>698104554
Yeah, sometimes, if I used vibrators on my clit while fucking them. Not often, but it happened. *shrug* Biological reaction, not much you can do.
>>698104753
Did you get any attractive customers, or was it mainly undesirable people?
>>698104682
Not "her".
But hookers do not care how small your dick is. Really do not give one shit. Only way they would care is if your dick is so big that it hurts.
>>698104682
Kek. Happened to me once. Well known athlete. I told him to hang on, needed the special condoms, took out the ones I had for Asian clients.
Made him feel special as all fuck.
Was also quite bossy in bed, so would tell you, show you how to fuck me. Where to put your hands etc. Make you think I'm really enjoying it.
>>698105015
Wow you sound pretty nice. The one time I hired a hooker, she laughed hysterically at me and asked all kinds of questions about my penis. After I broke down, she gave me my money back and left without saying a word.
Hate living in atlanta everythings so black here
>>698105223
>>698105015
You're both full of shit.
>>698098903
>theotherboard.com
>Zero for Poortugal
Can't even get hooker's there.
>>698105223
Are you fat mate? That can really affect you usable length.
>>698104924
Some SUPER FUCKING HOT ones. Even now, 10+ years later I still remember a few that made a distinct impression, and one in particular I developed one hell of a crush on.
I was young and hot, so I had really high rates (for the time, in that city), so my clients were generally middle to upper class businessmen, professionals etc. Even a few pro athletes. High rates keep the riffraff away.
>>698104937
Kinda true.
>>698105347
Neat - you said you had a few FFM threesomes, any solo women?
>>698103364
Wow, Mariana Cordoba? Did she fuck you dry or what? Tell me more
>>698099025
Fucking a hooker is not dating. At least, not for us grownups.
>hooker said no :(
>>698100976
>bargainbin.jpg
>>698105223
Nah, I wouldn't have done that. Not at all. Not even if you were fat. I had one client who was massively obese. I'm talking easily 350lbs+. He was a paying client, so I treated him exactly the same as I did every other paying client, with curtesy and professionalism and a big fat dose of, "oh, but you have the bluest eyes I've ever seen, put your fingers right here on my clit *grab hand and position* I want to look into those eyes when you make me cum"
Or, y'know, whatever other bullshit seems appropriate at the time.
>>698105455
Sadly not.
>>698097439
no thanks rather not get herpes
>>698105910
You're full of shit. Stop pretending to be someone you're not.
>>698098453
skeletor?
>>698103364
i think i recall you, have you told this story before. either way i want to hear it again.
I can't handle much more than a 8 to 9 incher with a little thickness. But i would never do those giant dick bitches. i keep thinking i would need surgery to correct some things.
>>698106294
Agreed
>>698105910
Tits or gtfo
>>698100536
>It cost me 300 to bareback
have fun with your hiv
>>698106623
sometimes i wonder if these kids know anal sex doesn't have to equal HIV.
>>698106554
Whatever. I know what happened, I know what I've done.
It's 22h23 in my country and I'm in bed with the husband right next to me so I can't do a time stamped tits photo.
Guess you'll have to take my word for it. Or not. *shrug* Up to you.
>>698106047
Why not push your husband further to get a FFM going - hire another professional to keep it from getting personal if he's worried about that.
>>698107039
Thanks for posting, I've enjoyed reading it.
>>698107125
I offered. He's afraid of hookers. Diseases, getting robbed, cops etc. Says the risk isn't worth the reward.
>>698106840
While it doesn't HAVE to equal HIV, it certainly increases the odds of getting HIV.
The chances of getting HIV from vaginal intercourse is approximately 0.04%.
Meanwhile, anal is 0.3%. That's a massive increase.
>>698107281
You're welcome. Glad you're getting something out of it.
It's pretty late here so I'm going to sleep soon. Any other questions?
Do you have any clients that are to clingy?
Never pay by the hour pay by the job hourly employees always milk that shit
>>698107468
Wow, you really did marry Mr Rogers didn't you?
>>698107618
No, just have a nice night.
i love hookers
>>698108029
i've fucked 2 this week
>>698107468
He's retarded.
>Diseases
Middle-class to high-class escorts have a much lower rate of STDs than civilians, because they always use condoms and inspect genitals before getting down to business.
>getting robbed
Use a proper website like TER/P411 and you will never interact with hookers like that.
>cops
Same as above.
>>698104430
Now Ive been to backpage alot of hookers have a no black policy on there why is that I never see a no mexican or no white or even asain but it dosent take long to see a no black guys one even some of the black women escorts why is this is it a sexual preference or safety issue
>>698108463
I've read comments where black guys treat hookers like rental cars. It's consistent enough that many have a nb policy.
>>698096605
I can have a whole African village for about $3.50
>>698108463
Punctuation, fucking use it.
>>698107833
I did. Ugh. I had one random who wanted freebies all the time. Look, it's good business sense to give someone "extras" now and again. Like, he'd say his birthday is coming up, and I'd cool, book a regular appointment for your birthday and I'll give you some backdoor action/extra long appointment/whatever at no charge as a present. Or a client would be fucked on his SSRI's and unable to sustain an erection and I'd have to shove my finger up his ass... That sort of thing, y'know? But ugh. Clients expecting free appointments was the worst, and they'd usually end up being the clingy bastards. Pay for an hour and want to stay for two. Hated that shit.
>>698092883
>>698108903
Sorry english is not my first language
>>698108294
I'm just a regular girl as far as he's concerned, and would have no business knowing those stats
Have any guys ever asked you to marry them?
Used to fuck backpage escorts on the regular. A regular I used to fuck ended up doing porn. Her name was kasmine and the dumb ass performed under that name too. Fucking a lot of hoes taught me one important thing: at the end of the day all pussy is the same even if it's not identical. The only thing that makes it different is how you feel about the girl. Just like a car lot, some fast some slow some big some tight, at the end of the day it's just a car
>>698104253
Face? Where in South America?
>>698108837
yea and I can eat 1000 burgers for 3.50 but that doesn't mean that that's the price globally
What is the most under rated country for hookers? Everyone knows Amsterdam and Thailand. What other places can i travel to?
>>698108463
Honestly? Diseases. Safety. Your reputation.
Where I worked, blacks had STDs at much higher rates than whites, were more likely to be violent or criminals and if my white clientele ever found out I was seeing blacks I would never have had another booking, ever. Ever.
I once had a white client try to set up an appointment with me for his friend who was black. He was quite annoyed with me for refusing, insisted his friend was clean, married to a white woman, a businessman, and a whole lot of other bullshit. I said that's nice, but no thank you. Lost the regular as a client, but I'm ok with that.
>>698109595
Also I'd like to add that unfortunately, you're gonna have to fuck a lot of girls before you come to the realization that all pussy is gonna be good enough to get the job done and what really matters is the feelings you can attach to that bitch
>>698109595
This might be the deepest shit I've ever read on 4chan.
>>698098511
>>698101105
Good God. Where is this? I'm migrating tomorrow, товарищ)
>>698109595
This anon gets it.
>>698109415
Yeah. A few. Didn't take it seriously. They all think they're Richard Gere and you're Julia Roberts and this is a re-run of Pretty Woman.
I did meet my sugar daddy that way. He was a client. We were together for a long time, quite a few years. He wanted to marry me, I refused. Told him this would always stand between us. Sometimes wonder what would've happened if I wasn't so stubborn, but I have a great life now, and I don't regret my decision.
>>698107569
i consider myself lucky for not contracting it having bareback sex with tranny hookers. But anal is a bad thing, i no longer care to fuck anyone in the ass.
I do however enjoy being fucked every now and again.
>>698108463
because the black guys all want to pimp them, and get violent if the ho says no.
>>698105483
Not him, but i think i recall the story so let me try.
He was a trainer at a gym , he got hooked up with a client who was a tranny. He would fuck her and some of her friends. ...not sure on the friend thing.
She took him over to her country, can't remember the name and he did some porn with them. At some point he meets up with the biggest dick shemale of them all and she destroys him.
I hope im not mixing stories.
>>698099888
>dubs trips
Checked my fellow b/ro
>>698108995
HOLY FUCK
That would be fun
>>698110502
The whole i regret nothing line is scary as fuck.
People regret nothing if they get away clean.
Me fucking close to 80 or so hookers am not the one to slam down on your choices. But its funny how people change their tune when something goes balls up.
Waiting on an HiV test made me regret my choices. But then it came back clean and all that praying and shit went out the window and i was back at it...a little safer but not much.
>>698098704
perfect
>>698109595
This exactly
my wife never has to worry about me cheating on her with another bitch. Pussy is pussy is pussy.
I think being with a gf/wife and then paying to fuck a different pussy is a waste of time and money.
But i do go for dick every now and again.
I'm married and fuck hos occasionally for variety. But I can't do it all the time because it fucks with my head. I start thinking, "what the hell am I doing with you when I could be smashing a scorching hot 19 yo who doesn't bitch all the time?" It can really screw up your perspective.
>>698111548
Did I get away clean? Sure, I didn't get any diseases, I didn't get assaulted or raped or robbed or arrested. But clean? No, I don't think so. I'm kinda fucked, psychologically. I don't trust men, not even my husband. I've fucked so many married men I don't think anyone is capable of monogamy. I view religious people with suspicion, because they're usually the fucked up weirdos who want you to do crazy shit to them. I see everyone with a different perspective.
So yeah, I don't think I got out unscathed, but when I look back at how being a hooker allowed me to go to college and get a degree so that I can have the life I'm living now, I have no regrets.
>>698112506
So did you become a hooker because of trust issues with men, or do you have trust issues with men because you were a hooker?
>>698112844
The trust issues predate the hooking, but the hooking made them worse.
Before this thread dies, I would like to point out that this (>>698112506) is a guy. You all got trolled af.
>>698112506
Ok, i get it.
It is hard to trust the world when you can't trust yourself. I present this mild mannered respectfully persona. But i have done horrible things. I look normal, even a little square. But the things we do in the moment of lust and then still consider ourselves good people warps us.
If I (you) can go on without any regrets then what have our loved ones done or doing. How can we trust our kids with anyone, how can we turn our back for a moment on our spouse, its just best not to think about it and live regret free.
I do the same.
>>698102407
hahahaha
>>698112844
Or maybe "she's" lying through "her" teeth, because "she's" on /b/ and you should never assume that a person is telling the truth just because.
>>698111616
She was just over 5 foot as well.
>>698109595
genius comment
>>698113201
>>698113026
Ok. *shrug*
>>698113201
dude relax,. i was ignoring her at first too, but i have fuck all to do while i wait for my kids to wake up from a nap. Enjoy the conversation and please remember that everything anyone tells you is bullshit, to your face or over the computer.
You get what they want you too. But atleast here you have a chance of hearing things that are true and you can still call BS because you are smarter than everyone else.
>>698113201
Dude, who cares? I'm just thinking out loud here anyway.
>>698108294
Pretty much this I hear so many virgins say oh have with your stds but honestly sex with escorts is safe as fuck
>>698113113
It's 23h23. I need to sleep. It's been fun, as always. Cheers.
>>698113619
be well, end thread.
>>698111900
Hahn dubs and this is pretty much me too just gotta be zen with it
>>698100424
I'd like to know as well. Like what if you are stronger than their pimp; or fuck her somewhere far from home so that her pimp can't find you?
>>698111900
lol...im pretty much the same way. I get a little taste every few months for variety and thats it.
>>698113481
>>698113453
If you want to live in a fantasy world, then that's fine by me.
But if so, there are lots of other websites that are more suited to your needs.
>>698095195
>daty
Eating out an escort? You've got some brass balls on you.
honk kong ho
1/4
>>698113997
>>698113896
Okay dick. Lets all be absolutely truthful here. You start by posting your drivers license.
>>698113896
> there are lots of other websites that are more suited to your needs.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
????
>>698097183
whoa!! that's methed up :p
>>698114263
You don't seem to understand what that disclaimer means.
Asking for a slut's honest response here.
At what age. Is it a 99.999999% chance that a "hot" (not fat/deformed/assymetrical) girl has fucked someone?
Rape does not count.
My marriage depends on it...
>>698114837
It is as close to certain as you can possibly get. I don't see why it would matter, though.
>>698114837
I would say 22 for US, UK and 25 for Europe
Most of them before that but if you want to say 99.9% then I would say that age. I don't think they would wait more than that
>>698115280
nice comprehension
>>698115349
k den. I'm cheating on her.
>>698100424
>fuck hooker
>dont pay
>she gets mad
>calls pimp
>pulls hipoint on you
>Snake, remember the basics of CQC
>fuck the pimp in the ass to make a point
>bonus retarded capatcha
>>698115718
why? what happened?
>tfw considering losing my virginity to an escort
Any tips? UK so I'm looking at adultwork. Are escorts generally cool with virgins? Should I even mention it?
>>698110409
Spain :|
>>698098870
wtf look at her stomach u beta fuck
>>698099375
dude you're a fucking underage retard
>>698115718
The age doesn't matter. Whether it's 18 or 25, a hot girl would have slept with someone, 99.9%
>>698109595
>Just a car
>>698116547
To be honest, do it and don't it. What I mean is that you might love it or you might hate it. It depends on different stuff. It greatly depends on how the prostitute will treat you. I know some of them adultwork ones that you must avoid at any cost
Also, if you are not London you really don't got much of a choice. They are far less and lower quality
>>698116547
Say it. She might give you the extra GFE if your not a complete fugg.
>>698100424
Just pay up, cheap bastards!
any escort site where you pay online?
>>698116354
Wife fucked when it was easy for her.
I fuck, now, when it is easy for me (us).
I've got like eleven co-workers who'd fuck me without being intoxicated, and I denied them for my marriage.
Now I know that it is not worth it, and frankly humiliating to let it slip.
>>698116926
Nice.
>>698117569
theres a few
>>698098057
$0 that's a guy
>>698117827
do you want to get into more detail? how old was she? she might belong in the 0.0000001% you never know
my advice for you is if you really like your wife and you wouldn't like if your marriage got ruined then not do it. In the other hand if you're miserable with your life as it is now and you would enjoy it more if you would get divorce then go for it and fuck your co-workers
>>698118254
moer
>>698097115
10€ mwrh ellada ti 100 kai 200 lene autoi hahahaha
>>698098954
Back Bay? You think you're better than me, faggot?
>>698101739
this guy^
>>698118680
She trusts me too much to find out, so it was more of a moral issue^^
29, I'm older. We have kids so she's too occupied with them to be as good as the freshmeat out there.
What detail could change anything about her having been shagged by a Chad who told her she looked pretty and fake-listened to her special snowflake crap?
fucked this one a few times
>tfw want to pick up an escort
>to chickenshit to do it
wat do?
>>698119196
μεταξουργειο και βαρδαρης φιλε μου
γαμας πιο φτηνα αποτι περνεις ενα γυρο
>>698119408
she fucked while you were married?
>>698119457
>>698119408
Why do you care? Does she make you happy? Then get over it. If she doesn't move on.
A hooker here and there won't matter if your not an idiot about it.
>>698119672
if it aint feels right, don't do it
>>698119457
very very nice. i love how she strokes it so calmly
>>698109595
Truer words have never been spoken.
>>698120446
Romanian, £100/hr
>>698111900
How? I'm turning 21 soon, I'm not fat or anything, just awkward around girls, I want to get it out of the way, OC Cali here, somebody halp
>>698098827
Hahaha nice tranny there
>>698102027
sauce on this? I remember seeing this and thinking it was so hot.
>be me
>be 20 years ago and never got past 2nd base
>only time I've seen a vagina in person is at the strip club
>friend calls me says hes getting two strippers to his his house and come over
fuckyeah.jpg
>arrive 45 minutes later, we already lost one, she's puking in the toilet
>6/10 tall and skinny brown bagger still willing to do the show
>friendo is a weirdo, busts out boom box and makes her dance to the star wars theme song on repeat for an hour
>she condoms damn near every object she can find and jams them in ever hole
>once the hour is over she calmly announces she does blow jobs for $40 and and fucks for $100
>I only have $60 left
I'll take the blow job for $40 alex!
>she takes me to the first bedroom we can find in the house and lays me down
>already hard so she jams on a condom and goes to work
whyisthistakingsolong.dmv
>Tells me I can finger her for another $10 and I kindly oblige
>Start fingering the shit out of her while continuing to get the loudest, most obnoxiously slurpy blow job I've ever had
>Find a little hard spot inside here and start playing with it like a pro g-stop tickler
>Blow load shortly after and start to relax
>Remove my fingers but decide I want my $10 worth and decide I'm going in for 10th inning
>she politely asks me to take my fingers out of here pussy because I just had them in here ass
tfw I was flicking around a turd and though it was the g-spot
tfw there was no hand soap anywhere
Are you guys sure your mothers are all okay with having their pics posted here?
>>698098016
"Used to be"..... ya you keep on believing that.
>>698098870
>look at pic
>click pic
>start to scroll
>"she looks fine; what is this faggot on abou--"
>see shoes
>"o-oh..."
>>698120011
No, why would she?
>>698120253
Because sex with others is more exciting?
The question is not about her making me happy, it is about other girls making me happier and if I should indulge myself.
I'm a fair man, and screwing around feels O.K. considering the chances that she already has screwed around.
My daughter is more important than her, and she is a bright little shit so she'll definitely get over it if it comes out in the open...
OC nigger whore
>>698121196
that car must be stank as all hell
>>698113244
>She
>Dick
pick one faggot
Test
>>698098894
Its Bella Thorne ......Dumbass..
>>698120940
>tfw there was no hand soap anywhere
I can definitely relate to this feeling
>>698102910
He should have the right to know that you used to be a whore, that's a huge breaking point in a relationship. He'll find out either way. And if he's man enough, he'll leave your slut ass
If I only spent £50 what the chance I won't contract herpes
>>698121818
low.
You want to be cruising the £100/hr bracket minimum, and make sure they are independant
>>698121180
>why would she
because she was horny? many women do
Here is a video I haven't shared in a long time. Me fucking a hookers.
It's dark for 20 seconds Cuz I was sneaking the shoot
https://www.mediafire.com/download/vuzjg0l2xmweulr
>>698121180
age of daughter?
>>698121196
i love nigger whores
got more?
>>698121482
I'll take both.
>>698122034
>>698122253
Going to need a source.
>>698122253
Bucket list!
>>698122002
aye but girls become weirdly loyal if you learn to control them properly; besides, I please her more than I puck her so I don't see why risking our safe marriage would occur to her worth it for a longer schlong or whatever girls cheat for...
>>698122106
haha you don't want me to get mad at you
>>698120940
>tfw there was no hand soap anywhere
>>698120864
This post made me laugh pretty hard. Fuck dude.
>>698096884
New York is that much only in Manhattan. Go to the Bronx/queens where the sexy cheap Spanish and black girls do it for 100-120
>>698120687
In LA you can get laid in some of the strip clubs. Just walk in with cash, pic your girl, back to the VIP, and walk out. Check usasexguild.info for clubs and reviews.
>>698102027
That bitch is wearing hiking boots
>>698122571
UK?
>>698121180
No. Why do you care if she fucked before you got married? I get the fucking around by you now.
>>698120940
>keeps sniffing his hoooker shit covered fingers because too stupid to use regular soap or dish soap
Sarah P.
https://www.escort-scotland.com/escorts/andra26-greek-female-escort.html#photos
fucked this bitch 3 times now
worth it
never get street walkers imo.
>>698122571
just asking
how it's like having a daugther?
I love hookers. The nasty street walking whores. Not the call on the phone and make an appointment whores.
![One+burned+man+_de4113cc064f6dbac271fde7174a9584[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BmS1ody.jpg "One+burned+man+_de4113cc064f6dbac271fde7174a9584[1].jpg")
>>698120940
underrated post.
top kek
>>698120940
How can one not know the difference in feeling between and anus and a vagina? Lost my shit when you finger banged a turd
>>698123602
this is so fucking fake it's offensive
