Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698079990
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>698087543
I acknowledge your desires.
>>698088039
Distracted?
>>698087972
claimed kakaka~
Gardevoir claimed
>>698088123
>Distracted?
By those legs.
>>698087972
Fuck you I made it first
Claimed
>getting new pics edition
http://www.strawpoll.me/10921939
Remember to vote yes!
>>698087972
i love that op pic! shes great.
claim
>>698088184
pyon~
Best type moon claimed.
>>698088359
Voting yes is lying so it's morally wrong
>>698088131
2nd choice
>if i had one
Jewish Russian who's influenced by America and worked with NATO and is better than anyone from Red Steel High claimed
As a normal person who isnt completely autistic:
Please kill yourselves. Come on guys. Just do it. No one cares. It's literally not a big deal. Look at the world, it's so shitty you guys need to have cartoon girlfriends. Right? Shitty unfair world. There is a way out though. Kill yourselves.
It'll make personal justice for yourselves, and one less mouth to waste abundant food on. Your parents will find solace. You're already dead to them anyways!
Doll claimed.
Oh for fucks sake:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36982748
>>698088495
Stop changing your IP qt3.14
>>698088527
u need to chill man
it's just a
>who is your favorite imaginary character
type of thing, calm your tits
>>698088527
My life is too good to end!Besides if you commit suicide you don't get into heaven!
>>698088634
nice choice
>>698088527
>projecting this hard.
Wanna talk about your bad thoughts anon?
>>698088687
Oh man, now you're justifying it. Either you're one of these pathetic retards or you're enabling their pathetic behavior. I truly don't know what is worse.
Oh btw I claim spongebob
>>698088640
I'm on mobile
>not a qt3.14
>>698088527
>normal person
>everything you just said
pic one
>>698088527
kill ourselves for what? Being completely normal, but enjoy hanging out in a circle jerk thread?
Telegram users deserve to be oppressed.
Here's the deal my Gs you either go to sleep, or I'll be sad
We clear here?
>>698088906
You always a phone poster or do you have a comcuter?
>That wasn't a typo
>>698089023
But its 6:32 pm
>>698089023
But I need to do productive things!
Plus its only 12:23 silly
>>698089023
>>698089069
I have a computer in the shop getting repairs
>>698088527
Not interested
Go to sleep now
Rory Mercury claimed.
>>698088761
Thanks anon.
>>698089023
How about I pretend to sleep and you pretend to not be sad?
>>698089380
>pretend to not be sad?
I do this everyday
>>698089238
>>698089080
Sleep or Gulag
>>698089265
That's pretty cute, I like it
>claiming yume
>>698088123
Let me lick it!
>>698089348
>best waifu legs
God damnit, Sachi.
>>698089610
But mooooooooooom.
fuyukai desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjneRenVGjc
Miho claimed
There is no god.
>>698089760
No buts, you sleep with me now
Best assault rifle coming through
>>698089023
Just pretend to not be sad.
>>698089964
Whats good Miho?
Calamity-masu'd
>koume is a cute deal with it
>>698089698
Nyet, comrade.
>>698090011
What if I get too close?
>>698089610
Im not tired though
>>698090076
Nothing another day of more shit breaking.
>>698090167
I lick them anyway nobody can stop me!
>>698090167
Too lewd!
>>698090098
No I'm not!
Who gave you that preposterous hypothesis?
>>698088527
you dont even like imaginary characters HhaahAHAHAHAH what a massive faggot! jesus christ how pathetic can you be??!?!?! WOW MAN LIKE HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
GUYS LOOK AT THIS LOOOOOOOOOOSER
>>698090406
Your face
>>698090167
We could cuddle together for the ultimate bedtime experience
>>698090243
You sleep anyways
>>698090406
>preposterous hypothesis
I laft
>>698090037
Hope you're doing well, Shiro.
>I'm developing some kind of multiple personality
>>698090280
Let's not forget who you are talking to.
Sonst komme ich dich Besuchen.
>>698090359
You're not supposed to look, baka.
Best Idol claimed. Now getting paid to eat soup at work
>>698090359
>Miho
>>698089610
Maybe I should for real sleep then.
https://youtu.be/6-HjtRGIcog
>>698090505
Getting too close to Kaga sounds pretty nice.
>same class as Fubuki, too
>>698090595
Yes
>>698090524
I'm fine. You? Why do you think you're developing another personality?
so does anyone know what was going on yesterday waifu getting deleted repeatedly and all
>>698090444
Quality post there
>>698090505
How am i supposed to sleep if im not tired though?
Minene Uryuu
>>698090446
Face it! I'm not cute!
>>698090515
?
>>698090932
Mods or janitors.
>>698090875
It's kinda hard to explain. Posting too much Murakumo maybe.
I'm doing well, but still have some work to do.
>>698090259
Do you sell your body now?
>>698090524
Das macht keinen Unterschied komm ruhig her dann leck ich dich ab.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>698091306
>having images of other animated females
>>698091115
You just do
>>698090837
You're free to cuddle and nuzzle the Kaga. Promise sleep though
>>698091744
Best tsundere
>>698091625
Yes
>>698091790
>>698091306
its fun to pretend you aren't you
>>698091253
Then am I cute~?
Hanako :3
>>698091922
Very cute!
>>698091790
But i just cant
>>698091878
I buy your legs for my pleasure and your waifus legs
>>698091951
>crispy one
>>698092064
am I a cute?
>>698092109
Not the Hanako you know.
>>698092064
So are you~!
>>698092175
No.
You're sexy. Esedese is too mature looking to be cute. She's a cougar
>>698091787
It's a complicated case.
>>698090837
I'm still watching me closely.
>>698092103
Go out for a walk, come back, sleep
>>698091787
Sadly neither is animated to any major extent.
>>698091878
Miho a cute.
And turns out I like Mako.
Did Homura already bother you about it?
>>698091625
Hahah.. einen kleinen Unterschied macht es schon.
>tfw no 10/10 legs irl
>>698091917
Not really my intent, though.
>>698092302
No I am not!
>>698092402
Ive been to a different town, walked around for an hour while shopping then came back. I think im good with the walking
dis one mine
>>698092548
Watch anime, close the computer, go to sleep
>>698091625
Ich würde einen großen Unterschied machen.
>>698092328
I agree and like that thank you for the compliment
>>698092613
>>698092727
nice legs
>>698092535
Just take a compliment :(
>>698092485
>>698092761
Als ob ich sowas machen würde dafür müsstest du ja schon weiblich sein.
Einmal quer übers Gesicht mit genug Alkohol vorne weg wäre aber bestimmt möglich.
>>698093166
NO, YOU AN AN OBJECTIFYING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU TRIGGER AND DISGUST ME!
Have you guys gone to sleep?
Good
>>698093289
Aber ich bin ein 12 Jahre altes Mädchen.
>>698093863
Then sleep
Well maybe don't, I still need an excuse to Kagapost
My fucking browser is jacked.
>>698094145
oh shit
![Surprised Koume-chan! [The iDOLM@STER- Cinderella Girls] .jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tJmB90l.jpg "Surprised Koume-chan! [The iDOLM@STER- Cinderella Girls] .jpg")
Legs
Label yourself, faggots. Which dere is /waifu/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10922687
>>698094228
Delete system 32
>>698093959
Ach ja?
>>698094145
I buy all these legs for me
>>698094489
Try a better pose
>>698094588
depended on the anon
Mei
>>698095220
Fat
>>698094489
Your waifu is almost as old as 4chan
>>698095337
Your point?
>>698094908
Legs?
slow thread how can we mix it up
>>698095426
the look nice but try a leg focused pose
>
>>698095535
Turn it into a get thread
>Dubs get
claimed
>>698095535
Yes
Go to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VzWitgeU4
>>698095535
I would recommend an interesting QOTT to liven things up.
>>698094908
Don't ask me who does the translating.
>>698095572
This maybe?
QOTT: what dere are you and why? give us an example
>>698096221
I only know deredere, dandere, yandere, and tsundere
I'm not tsundere!
>>698096221
Virgindere
Example:Most of the people in this thread
>>698096125
Ich? Fragen? Niemals!
>>698096210
Yes
>>698096221
Sleepdere: I sleep
>>698096125
Me tut all diese Übersetzungen für mich.
>>698094908
Yes.
>>698096221
You mean the poster and not the anon? I can't really talk by myself but here's a tsun >>698096125 .
>>698096622
>anon
The waifu.
>>698096221
Kuudere because i took all the totally accurate quizzes and thats what they all said i was
>>698096394
Sounds cute, though.
At least they pure.
>>698096221
I don't really fit those patterns.
>>698096622
'ich mache' = I do
>>698096666
>gigasatan
>>698096738
I really wanted to say 'Me' instead of 'I' there, trotzdem danke für die Info.
>patterns
Tsuzudere.
>>698097092
These translations are spooky.
Shouldn't it be Tsuzundere?
>>698096927
:^)
im Yandere. Im extremely obsessive when i like a grill and have stalked before among other things don't worry ill be a virgin forever.
>>698096361
well at least you know what you are not
>>698096394
same
>>698096459
dont sleep with that fish
>>698096622
the anon anon
>>698096704
I made those quizzes they are accurate
>>698096738
I wont label you anon
>>698096221
Gundere:I shoot
>>698096221
Not perfectly fitting an archetype but closer to Dandere.
>>698097620
Nekodere
>>698096437
What about this?
>>698097803
No that one is not so good
>>698097351
Why do you get frightened so easily? Tsuzundere it is, the new dere has been coined.
Ich wünschte, ich den Willen hatte, mehr Sprachen zu lernen, könnte Deutsch hilfreich sein.
did anyone see that beautiful thread with the
>put phone on chest
?tilt slightly
>take pic
and then it looked like a dick and everyone did it kek
>>698097803
Im not a cat!
But you a cute.
>>698097447
>quizzes
I did one for the lulz, got cancer and a verdict of himedere.
This actually makes some sense.
>>698097900
>Ich wünschte
'dass'
>ich den Willen hatte mehr Sprachen zu lernen
>könnte Deutsch hilfreich sein.
This is how you'd ask about it.
'Deutsch könnte'
>>698098037
>pew pew
hi
>>698097684
pls vote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzLFNELeCI
>>698098444
Don't try Galil.
>>698098037
Kitty
I'm not cute!
>>698098356
Just took a quiz and I got himedere
>>698098952
>Stares
>>698099068
Himedere is a lot like Himbeere, which is my favorite fruit.
>raspberries
so no one else is yandere have I no friends to relate
>>698099082
Galil is the best shooter put of all the waifus, unless someone waifus Sig or something
>>698098356
I expected google translate to work properly with such small phrases but I guess not.
>dass
Cool. That's an abbreviation for the F word here.
>>698099211
>not kirsche
>>698099346
We're in the same boat. Except, not really, since I voted Dandere.
>>698099068
Galil does not go meow!
Galil goes *bang*!
>>698099415
Thats shoot-tastic
awesrdftgyhuj
>>698096221
Apparently kuudere
>>698099481
It works semi adequately if you use it carefully, but just flinging something in there is recipe for disaster.
And I realize your taste is inferior. :^)
>>698099518
well thats good feel a little better
>>698100316
thats cool do you have an example?
>>698100471
The quizzes i took said I was either Himedere or tsundere
I'm not tsundere so I guess I'm a himedere
>>698098503
Stella your mine
Naps are great
>>698100471
I took a quiz.
Kirara claimd
>>698100780
Did I forget about me?
>>698100705
Then maybe you will understand.
>>698100988
That's pretty cute tbh.
all of them
>>698101018
>>698101122
Nyet cyka.
>>698100705
like to be treated like a god do you i can respect that
>>698100798
oh wich one if you dont mind linking
>>698101203
Kyouko
I did not forget what happened that one time.
>>698101018
I would never forget about me
>>698101471
Silly.
>>698099897
Yume's favorite bread
