ITT we post tools or equipment that we regularly use in our jobs but may look odd to others. Anons guess the professions.
What do I do, /b?
>>698083181
mortician
>>698083309
nope
Professional stoner. Them are roach clips
>>698083181
For piercings?
>>698083181
Idk, taxidermist?
>>698083680
>>698084072
>>698084155
nope nope nope
>>698083181
You dress rich, fat people for a living and use those to secure the load-bearing buttons on their straining garments.
>>698083181
Professional titty twister
>>698084444
Checked.
>>698083181
ear doctor?
>>698083181
You do stuff with clothes
>>698083181
Right click -> Search Google for this image.
You're a professional faggot.
watches as in wristwatches
>>698084685
close
>>698084155
does it have to do with electricity?
>>698083181
EMS
>>698083181
That's for sutures, right?
To hold the curved needle? I'm accident prone, you work in the ER.
>>698083181
Are you Uri Geller?
I hear using cutlery is a fucking nightmare for the guy
>>698085053
close
>>698085125
I do work in the ER, but that is not for suturing
>>698083181
It's a sponge clamp.
>>698084444
4X4
>>698085031
Yes but not like you think.
This is the other component.
Magill forcepsare angledforceps usedto guide the endotracheal tube into the laryngeal inlet during nasotracheal intubation or a nasogastric tube into the esophagus under direct vision. It is alsousedto place pharyngeal packs and removal of foreign bodies
>>698085599
So OP you shove shit into peoples' noses
>>698085599
good job, sir
>>698083181
That thing is going up someones nose
>>698085969
Wire stripper ?
>>698085417
Maybe this will give it away
>>698086304
You free people from the matrix?
>>698084602
captionist and prof memer i guess
>>698086304
Inserts some sort of tracking or tag into fish
>>698086280
spot on
>>698086463
Beat niggers
>>698086528
Correct
It's a PIT tag reader, PIT tag, and an injector. I'm studying reef connectivity.
Guessy guess
>>698086304
Vet?
>>698086633
Very very close but not it
>>698086463
Crap that's a hard one
>>698086326
Horse caretaker or groomer of some kind
>>698086463
Puttin shoes on. You old crippled bastard
>>698086715
Nerd
>>698086789
I know lol see my other reply with the pepe
>>698086719
suicide hotline volunteer
>>698083181
You chip dogs and animals.
>>698086719
sailor, climbing/adventurer
>>698086895
Nah Brah
>>698086719
Climbing guide.
Doctor or pircer
>>698086463
Welder
>>698086573
You pull shit out of retard kids noses when they ram it up there?
>>698086924
I already answered what it was you stupid fuck
>>698086719
boy scout leader
>>698086925
>>698086973
Close I have to climb for my job
>>698087052
Logger
Fucking this
>>698087182
Corporate sellout
>>698087120
Probably the closest I'm an arborist
>>698083181
Holding shit inside people during surgery or while treating them. Like arteries
>>698087163
Apple tech support?
>>698086802
> Crap
>>698087200
SysAdmin?
>>698086999
only if they ram a spotlight up there
>>698087163
Prostitute?
>>698087200
Business man
>>698087227
Swedish ambassador?
>>698087256
Australian reality TV show host / producer?
>>698087163
Professional OP?
>>698086326
Micky D's
>>698087283
Yep. And DBA.
>>698085599
Big words scare me
>>698086304
you are an intubator
>>698087368
You are an elementary school nurse.
I know because mom uses this for her job.
>>698087236
have oak tree
gets full leaves in summer
but bark is looking scaly and there are some small dead branches here and there.
is it dying?
>>698086304
School shooter?
guess
>>698087236
Tell me about the effects of habitat fragmentation on seedling recruitment
>>698087148
Sys admin (btw noob using bash)
>>698083181
Ten premium internets to the person who guesses correctly, this is a tough one.
>>698087321
>>698087700
Ultrasound technician
>>698087670
professional alcoholic
>>698087182
Well or geothermal driller? Or maybe used to install underground cables, either way I'd like to know how it works
>>698087182
environmental engineer/tech
>>698087796
nope
![7-RD8100[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ijm5FQk.jpg "7-RD8100[1].jpg")
Rate my crew
>>698087820
winrar
>>698083181
Abortionist
This is a more difficult one. Go ahead and guess.
>>698087553
I'd have to see it and you'd have to pay me.
>>698087997
YouTube douchebag
>>698088034
ahah where i live they give free inspections.
what kind of shit ass jew company do you work for?
>hurrr pay me.
FUCK YOU!
>>698087997
I guess your trying to observe the effects of a high powered laser through the tube filled with gas, so neon light installer?
>>698088090
incorrect. Also, what does that mean?
>>698087997
Actor on the set of Real Genius 2.
>>698087933
Virginty protector
>>698087997
OMAN IZ LAZER MAN
>>698087933
wut r those
>>698087700
electronics of some sort definitely,
>>698088084
Quality assurance at the broken hammer factory.
>>698088197
lasers n shit
>>698087700
>>698087796
here's a hint
>>698088283
http://www.spx.com/en/radiodetection/pd-rd8100/
>>698086304
Fully automatic assault rifle. You are a black ops operative.
>>698088310
sort of, but the electronics involved are only a tool to get the job done
>>698088283
It detects underground pipes or cables. Its basically few coils.
>>698088436
medical stuff?
Shouldn't be too difficult
>>698087997
Fleshlight engeneer
>>698087256
Professional European.
>>698087997
Super Villain with death lasers. Also, post your minions.
>>698088509
close, but not quite
My home, can you guess where i work?
>>698087670
Strailian
>>698086816
Correct. Petting zoo employee, to be specific. These brushed are used to clean the hooves of the ponies and donkeys.
>>698085969
Electrician
Probably too easy but guess
>>698087227
European?
>>698088562
Dickhole inspector
>>698088816
Unemployed; avid nosepicker.
>>698088908
>kek
No
Should be easy
>>698088959
This makes no sense. How hard where you dropped on your head?
>>698087700
When I got my wisdom teeth out they gave me a syringe like that to wash out the bloody holes in my mouth
>>698088034
Fucking Jew
>>698089040
They are obviously nosepicking tools. No need to get butthurt just because you pick your nose all day.
>>698088622
out of guess
>>698088562
Ear fucker
>>698088816
Cake decorator
>>698085247
Trauma surgeon?
>>698087700
Sonographer
>>698089176
This guy. You're a walking tumor.
>>698089225
I'll give you a hint, does involve food & drinks
>>698089402
Dickhole cleaner
>>698089402
Ricky, you bake crêpes.
>>698089184
>>698089154
>>698088509
>>698087796
>>698087700
>>698089422
I'll give it away. I'm a neuroscientist. The syringes are used to fill holes in caps with conductive gel so that EEG electrodes can measure brain activity. The second pic is an amplifier of an EEG system.
>>698089420
Cant go digging in ground with machinery without somebody walking around the area with this thing. If you sewer some cable underground its massive shitstorm.
>>698089511
>>698089552
Wrong.
>>698083181
You work at a vets office and this is the device used to help insert the rfid tags into animals for easy identification if they're ever lost without a tag.
>>698089402
Painter or nutella spreader.
>>698089450
>does involve food & drinks
So you smear your boogers on other people's food? How disgusting, anon.
>>698089572
You're a faggot is what you are.
>>698089590
Train mechanic
>>698089590
Pizza cutter
>>698089590
Torturer
>>698089636
I have no response to that
>>698089632
…
>>698085417
A glass dildo with electromagnetical stimulation?!
Maybe this one is too easy
>>698089933
Skateboard repair technician
>>698083181
Piercer.
>>698089933
Gaylord lvl 9000
>>698088816
I don't know how job's called. You decorate coffee.
except gloves. Gloves are for fags
>>698090141
Mexican
>>698088820
Amurikanski?
>>698090141
I don't know the english word, but you put tiles on walls.
>>698089991
Nope
>>698090044
Nice dubs, and close but im not your dad
>>698089933
You suck cock and undo ball joints?
>>698090239
i actually laughed...hard. I am European, so no.
>>698090310
no, i am not a builder.
guess
>>698083181
Surgeon
>>698090141
Mummy digger.
>>698090055
No kek, other anon said that
Try again
>>698090413
Achmed
>>698090405
>I am European
oh sorry, my bad, you're a professional polish person
Gynecologist
>>698090472
this guy got it
>>698088816
Your gloves are full of saliva on the outside, too much money to stick fingers in someone's mouth.
>european nigger
>>698087933
underground utility locaters?
>>698083181
Brain surgon?, for peeling back skin of the scalp?
>>698090662
I have no response to this. I don't even understand what you're rambling on about. I'm not even a eurofag.
>>698090784
Then those are not your tools.
>>698088624
daycare?
>>698088562
adjustment key for a hunter sprinkler head
>>698089024
>>698089590
>>698087997
>>698088335
Neurologist.
Eeg machine.
>>698090897
They are, you guys are fucking retarded. I'll just give it up, these are art pens, for coffee. I'm a barista, where did you retards get nose picking and euronigger from?
Easy
>>698090413
pokemon trainer
>>698091083
Close enough, neuroscientist. Research, so nothing clinical. Congrats!
>>698091091
>>698091323
>>698087559
professional cockblock?
>>698090710
Sure is, good job, anon.
>>698089572
I was trying to remember what that was called but thought it was EKG oe EGG and gave up
>>698083181
This is a Magill pliers it's use to liberate the breathing ways
You're an ambulancier.
good luck
Hard mode: no googling Unit number.
>>698092003
the fuck is a tank gauger?
>>698092133
figure it out
>>698092003
Gas station technician
>>698083181
>>698092532
nice, bang on
>>698092003
earthquake Doctor
>>698083181
Paramedic
>>698092630
is it a cutter?
>>698093029
For???
>>698093140
idk, metal sheets maybe?
guess you're roofer then
>>698093140
for cutting things
>>698088562
Sprinkler systems
>>698093444
Nice trips.
However your not correct.
Guess away.
>>698083181
dentist ?
>>698093617
oh snap
>>698093663
Your a sand merchant. or a silicon dioxide smith?
>>698084155
You locate buried utility lines.
>>698083181
You do nose jobs.
>>698087255
underrated
>>698093817
Not correct. Obviously, sand is a frequent element in my job.
>>698086304
Locksmith?
Shouldnt be too hard
>>698086719
Profession BDSM dungeon master?
>>698087997
Aperture Science tech. DO NOT BREATH THE MOON DUST.
>>698094154
You do motor work
>>698084155
You work with animals. These are chips of identification
>>698088084
Clock repair?
>>698094287
Correct. Mainly custom builds for japanese sportbikes
>>698093447
CORRECT!
>>698094421
I got yours can you figure mine out?
>>698092630
>>698093617
Trips are always correct, change jobs.
>>698093663
Nobody else?
>>698087997
You make laser lens
>>698087163
a priest?
>>698086326
I think this shit is used to take care of horseshoes
>>698094730
parasail?
>>698089590
Pedophile. cleverly hidden.
>>698094840
>inb4 google ultron
>>698094837
No but ballpark.
>>698094928
Boy you know too much about this field
>>698089024
Is that a circuit tester? Do you test circuits?
>>698094840
Profissional nerd
>>698095019
I'm just not a newfag
>>698086463
Dowser?
Any guesses?
>>698088816
Surely used in noses.
>>698088624
Greeting fellow musician!
>>698095271
Waiter
Idk you guys can probably get this. I don't use it every day, but often enough. Its pretty much invaluable for what it does though.
>>698094840
Ever try Tron? I hate reddit, but it's the only site I know where you can download it. Basically runs adwcleaner, ccleaner, mbytes, rkill, and all sorts of other shit automatically.
Easiest $200 I make
>>698089176
Fucking kek
>>698095352
No. Nothing in the food industry.
>>698095381
Tower-guy, up on them radio masts? I forget what the title is...
>>698095271
Gay escort
>>698095381
That's a puller. I'm guessing mechanic?
>>698083181
You suck an incredible amount of cock while pleasuring yourself with the magill forceps.
>>698095448
Chorus line?
lets see
>>698095541
Close. Dance instructor.
>>698095381
Flywheel puller
>>698089632
kek, this dude right here. You just made my day, anon!
>>698094730
The ones I use are all either red or black, because of where I get them, but here's a white one.
>>698095587
You work with a cnc lathe
>>698095642
OK, fair enough. If Chorus line was right, I would have insisted that my earlier guess of "waiter" was technically correct.
>>698089024
Telephone installer. Or something like that.
>>698095587
Sailor?
>>698087255
Kek
ITT: Guys post some piece of hardware then never go back to respond to guesses.
>>698095587
Do you tour at all, by any chance
>>698095956
Are you new? This is /b/,OP and everyone else is a fag.
>>698095147
You know it babe
>>698095386
My nigga just saved me a lot of time
>>698096064
i dont tour, but surely you will find lots of those in tours (assuming were talking about the same kind of 'touring')
>>698087997
Professional space magic nigger
Too easy
>>698096212
>2016
>Not touring
That aid, I think I'm sure enough for my own needs, I'll leave it at that in case somebody else wants to play,.
>>698096352
Teacher?
>>698096434
Fuck...
Should have started with something less obvious.
>>698095587
you work in sound ? line array pins no ?
>>698083181
those are bent forceps.
I use them for intubation and getting things out of kid's noses.
you a doctor/nurse of some kind?
You will never know.
>>698096554
What you teach? Can you hint that?
This could be fun.
>>698094730
they're tethers right?
some kind of flying beasty merchant?
>>698096595
bingo
>>698086463
gordon freeman?
>>698096723
Direct mail?
>>698096907
nope, but I kek'd
>>698087255
underrated post kek
>>698096786
Close e-damn-nough. Fly big show kites at festivals, most of them are big beasty things.
>>698096723
Sequency analyser or something like that ? xD
not that hard
>>698097066
Pedophile?
>>698096723
Yeah that's a machine for sequencing DNA. Are you a researcher or something more commercial? I'm looking to study bioinformatics myself.
I'm a little rusty but as I recall the Illumina method fragments the DNA then sticks the fragments to a flat surface. Then fluorescent nucleotides are run over it, added to the molecule and photographed. Then the flourescent part is cut off and more nucleotides are washed over.
>>698085417
You work as a vet and use that tool to insert microchips in pets?
>>698089716
>pizza cutter
>>698097134
Wrong! I do direct mail.
>>698085417
Memory eraser
>>698086304
Noisy Cricket
Are you one of the Men In Black?
>>698097084
>filename
>>698096664
guess this and I'll give you a loonie
>>698097134
Im a researcher at a startup company. I actually studied bioinformatics and what you are describing is correct. Illumina sequencing is great because it offers a forward and backward sequence, so that assembling the genome is much faster and more accurate.
>>698097084
You are in the hardware business.
>>698097305
You work as a vet and use that tool to insert microchips in pets?
>>698097458
Canadian, at least. Are you an astronomer?
>>698097084
You work as a vet and use that tool to insert microchips in pets?
>>698087368
You work as a vet and use that tool to insert microchips in pets?
