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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>698079990
![Kirino [302].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qljQn6o.jpg "Kirino [302].jpg")
Calamity-masu'd
>>698078476
Are too tsun~
>pic
Wew
Tsuns are best mates. Especially the hotties like you~
>claimed
>claiming yume
>>698079304
loli with long legs
>hnnnnnng intensify
>>698079331
legs
>>698079373
you are correct
>>698079457
her legs are great
>>698079707
post yours first
Here I am to claim my innocent waifu
>>698079707
Must have had CROHNic fatigue syndrome then.
>>698079898
Of course they would condemn it. You would be selfishly holding onto God's property. Hypocrites bruh.
But I'm talking more like, health, age, disease immortality. Not invincibility. Like, if I shoot you in the face you die, but you can live to be 1000 years old. Like elves I guess.
>>698079939
Not yet, I actually don't like cold coffee. Hot Coffee and Hot Tea are best.
>>698080175
doesn't she dies at the start of the show?
I really liked her outfit and all so I was quite sad when she died
>>698079990
At least it's not Murakumo. Now try to never post her again and we're good.
>>698080156
Unflattering. Your partialism does not amuse me.
>>698080156
Fine~
>>698080181
jesus christ..
never leave me carlos.
>>698080305
Near the end actually, but yes I was also sad to see her go, but at least she believes in reincarnation, so she'll always be around in my mind
>>698079731
I can tell, I wouldn't be this happy if it wasn't for me.
>>698080394
But it's such an effective way to summon me.
Gardevoir claimed.
How's everyone doing today?
>>698080593
>But it's such an effective way to summon me.
It's like summoning the gods by angering them.
>strike me down if you exist
It's foolish and misguided.
>>698080766
Vanilla pucci
dammit I just posted and gotta join the new one
once again....
Papi wa harpy
>>698080815
How will me strike me down?
>>698080766
I'm doing well, you?
![Kirino [251].png](https://i.imgur.com/X0kx3fH.png "Kirino [251].png")
>>698080876
birb with ass
>>698080815
It shouldn't really anger me at all, as I said I'm claiming for me.
>>698080766
Keep your GUARDevoir up! Some one might steal it!
Doll claimed.
>>698079949
Ah I see. Sounds good, looks pretty red, white and blue to me. My American friend made me a corndog once. Shit was cash.
>>698080234
Exactly, better to benefit the holy in their eyes.
Oh I get what you mean. Do you think if we did find that kind of immortality you'd reach a set age and then stop aging or you'd just carry on and end up like Mr House from New Vegas?
>>698080766
Good good. Yourself?
>>698080876
Papi is best monster grill, I applaud your taste.
QOTT: Ever dreamt of your waifu? What was it like?
Yes. One time. It was bliss
Also claimed
Best type moon claimed.
>>698080952
>asking the wrong questions
I am a gracious god. :^)
>>698081052
I fail to see why you can't leave it to Sacchi.
>>698080842
no.
>>698080984
Hey there Rem! Everything's alright on this end.
>>698081053
Why would someone steal?
>>698081060
Hey there Doll, I'm doing alright. You up to anything?
>>698080394
I am only her to see cute waifu legs
And your waifu has one of the cuter legs
>>698080448
Ok
>
>>698080478
Ah so monobeargirlsupermodelcrazybitch died at the start
>>698081204
Sadly no so far
>>698081211
Them!
>>698081204
いや、決して
>>698080876
I taught at a middle school (subsitute teacher) and they had a volume of Monster Musume.
>>698081204
I dreamt of Makoto and I, oddly.
>>698081060
It would have to be the latter. Could you imagine talking to some hunny and she is like 600 years old? Sorry, it would weird me out that she has the body of a 100 year old.
>>698081204
Once or twice. It was interesting to say the least.
>>698081355
>they had a volume of Monster Musume.
Was it censored or something?
>>698081322
Quite mysterious. I like it.
>>698081320
>
>>698081204
I had a weird ass dream last night but nothing involving my waifu
>>698081060
Merican food is normally pretty cash, incredibly fattening, but cash.
especially our breakfast food.
>>698081456
I had no idea
I didn't go through it
>>698081456
You seem to really like that pic
>>698081355
I must MUSUME that it wasn't a pleasant experience.
>>698081527
>beef tips in gravy
Probably the best thing ever.
>>698081320
Just keep dreaming on then I'd say
>>698081322
>いや、決して
ニースのサムネイル
>>698081355
Remember what it was like?
>>698081441
Any spicy details?
>>698081527
Alright Deko, I'll bite
What was the dream about?
>>698081457
始まりの光 Kirali…kirali
終わりの光 Lulala lila
>>698081060
>American friend
Where are you from?
whoa Undertale is like, such a creative and meaningful game guis
>>698081849
>>698081204
Nope. I rarely dream anyways. But I have been trying to pick up lucid dreaming for that reason.
>>698081584
It's fascinating in its terribleness, still waiting for a full scan and of course interested in seeing how he handles the final scenes of 5, whether he goes after the ln, copies the movie or does something completely batshit. Can't even compare with the other part where the movie changed a lot, in 4, since that part isn't out either.
>>698081883
Nope. She popped in like some kind of cloud and more or less poofed instantly.
The second time I got to hold her, but I woke up shortly.
Nothing since.
>>698081927
Just like hitler wasn't actually a bad guy!
>>698082064
He wasn't
>>698082045
If you had to place money on it, what would you guess he'll do?
I see your KanColle waifus and I raise you mine.
>>698081927
Hey, let's bring ourselves back TORIELity!
>>698081849
nice feet
>>698081237
>I am a gracious god. :^)
Me is happy that me thinks this much of myself.
Danganronpa fandom intensifies.
>>698082064
But hitler really was good guy.
>>698081204
Nah, but my waifu lives in a dream if that counts.
How you doing best bells?
>>698081248
Nah I'm just about to get back home. What about you?
>>698081441
That's why you can't trust elves man, they could be 25 or 250 and you wouldn't know. If that were the case eventually all of humanity would be these weird 100s of years old husk people.
>>698081527
The fat is what makes it dank though. What kinds of breakfast food?
>>698081911
UK
>>698081885
>being me this hard
I suspect trickery.
>>698081237
Sometimes I like to contribute a bit too. Me doesn't enjoy contributing?
>>698082379
That is HITLERally wrong!
>>698082379
Fuck off, Mai.
>>698082445
Well, I dunno then.
It's hard to talk about things like immortality without talking about things like body maturation, body age, and mental age.
I'm sorry, but some people lose their minds by age 50. I could only imagine how bad it would be at age 500.
>>698082445
You seemed like a UK man
>>698082196
Cute but way too shy for me. Would befriend/10, great waifu.
chinese cartoons are stupid
>>698082192
I don't know, probably leaning more towards the LNs while taking a few tidbits from the anime. Most of the changes were to either flesh out fight scenes.
In 1 Ufotable added that entire ghost fight scene, in the novel it was just the confrontration/strangulation, she also just cut the zombie in half with her fingers instead of needing the knife from Touko. And I won't spoil 5 since that's a bit more complicated and would require a long spoilery explanation.
>>698082445
Search for "southern style breakfast"
Man the south has some delicious food
>>698081883
Just faces and flashbacks, most of my dreams are.
Really nothing too special and i kinda enjoy most of them.
>>698081739
Agreed, gravy in the morning is literally top tier.
Biscuits and gravy will always be a favorite.
>>698082745
;-;
>>698082538
Muh mai scapegoat
>>698082800
>zombie in half
In 4 I mean. I actually dislike what they did in 4 because they clearly show the attack, the flash indicating a line has been cut and the zombie does react, just stupid and if they wanted a more normal fight scene they should have removed that attack completely or saved it for the end.
>>698081320
Yes, she was nasty anyway.
>>698082445
Just playing some vidyas and hanging out in Shino's stream. Typical Friday afternoon, I suppose.
>>698082483
What kind of trickery?
>>698082745
对不起，我真的不是故意打断你的USELESS卡通敬拜
但你人FUCKING时滞
MCFUCKING KILL自己FAGGOTS
你永远不会找到完美的女人LOSERS
只要找到另一种脂肪GAY NERD喜欢自己动手去戳在屁股
实际妇女击退由您
>>698082502
It's just not fair.
>>698082253
When I think of gods I think of Crom.
>>698083079
>>698082000
>checked
>lucid dreaming
Before you can do that you must dream first though
I'm decent at it, say 30% of the time I have a nightmare I can convince myself it is one. It still doesn't make the whole thing less stressful
>>698082051
Ah, well it's better than nothing I suppose
I'm sure you'll get a good one someday
>>698082445
I'm doing alright. Slept through the whole day so I won't get much work done today.
How was your day Doll?
>>698082831
>faces and flashbacks, most of my dreams are
Ah, when i dream my dreams are usually clear and detailed most of the time
I don't like it
>>698083079
I BAIT you didn't see that one coming!
>>698083155
QOTT:Where are you from?
Texas here
Just spent the last hour putting up flyers for my brothers missing dog, found out the damn dog came back yesterday afternoon about an hour after I left.
>>698083155
Daily reminder that "troll" and "bait" are just buzzwords.
>>698082959
Yeah, actually it would've been better at the end, but they make up for it in 5
Where did qtpi makoto go?
>>698083124
That's not a valid reason, me needs to try harder. Nice picture.
![Kirino [222].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JHrprW3.jpg "Kirino [222].jpg")
>>698083447
Straya cunt.
>>698083471
5 is a hundred different kinds of amazing but is also quite different from the novel, for the most part the changes but I really do prefer the way the novel handled the final fight, while also realsiing why they had to change it since it relied on a cut subplot.
>>698083486
You're the qtpi here
>>698083047
It's confidential.
>>698083501
Oh yeah? Watch this.
>>698083447
Also from Texas
>>698083716
She's just STRAYAN to meet you. Nothing wrong with that!
>>698083447
Nebraska.
>>698083447
I'm from Sligo, Ireland
>>698083758
>>698083447
Washington D.C
>>698083947
Do you know who also comes from Ireland? IRE-nman!
>>698082650
Yeah it's a tricky one.
It's important to think about if we ever were to develop something like that. Would be interesting to see what it actually does do to our bodies.
I didn't even think about the mind. Living that long would probably do some serious shit to your head.
>>698082669
What tipped you off? I'm interested now.
>>698082831
Oh god that looks amazing. I agree with you on that.
>>698083012
Fair enough, I might pop on in a bit.
>>698083157
Ah I hate sleeping in too long. End up feeling like I've wasted the day.
Pretty good, except for a bullshit bank appointment I just got back from.
>>698083447
UK
>>698083826
Not. Cute.
![Kirino BG [47].png](https://i.imgur.com/W48Gjxc.png "Kirino BG [47].png")
>>698083896
Carlos never leave
I love you
>>698083821
What changed?
>>698083896
Carlos is not the hero this thread deserves, but the one it needs.
>>698083918
You guys have technology in Nebraska?
>>698084046
>qt lives in a noncute place
Surprising
>>698084171
She DEAD say you were cute. I think she's right. Here, have some qTEA.
>>698084255
Its the cute girl
>>698084119
Yup, even if we had the Elf style of body aging I would still wonder how the mind would develop.
After a few hundred years, the experiences the brain would encounter might fry the synapses after prolonged use.
Everything has a durability.
>>698084397
>>698084374
I live in a metropolitan area.
>>698083848
How closely do I have to watch me?
>>698084286
I'll pm it since spoilers and all that.
>>698084432
It's the leg chick
>>698084119
Sounds good, I hope to see you soon
>>698083447
I live in Montana
I love texas though.
>>698083157
sometimes mine are clear, i mean i dont like my flashbacks and they bring back some shit.
But its nice to see some of the people again.
>>698084119
dude american breakfast food is top tier.
>>698084664
i would take the box with the catgirl home for sure
>>698084374
I'm from D.C
I live in Newbury Park, CA
>>698084839
Kyouko
>>698084119
Beats me. People from the UK seem to fit into one of 2 personalities. You're the chill version
>>698084839
>>698084938
K-you-go get me some food? I'm starving! YUME be excused afterwards.
>>698085094
You have too many cookies, fatass
>>698084620
Well, I left, but this didn't work out as I hoped since he left, too, so I'm back now.
![Kirino [138].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rjqhOna.jpg "Kirino [138].jpg")
>>698084883
Don't worry, I already got her.
>>698085111
Nice trips and puns
Very PUNny
>>698085227
Did me really leave without me?
>>698085270
Name/anime?
>>698085515
Does ganta win the race and get his candies?
>>698084898
Let's solve this once and for all!
>>698085650
She GANTA win! She is going to lose!
>>698085391
Apparently. I came back only for me.
>>698085752
http://www.strawpoll.me/10921939
Forgot the damn link I'm retarded
>>698085773
Ganta is a boy
![Kirino [214].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GsFEEk3.jpg "Kirino [214].jpg")
>>698085606
It's fanart, just FYI, not from the actual show.
Name is Kousaka Kirino
From Oreimo.
>>698085773
Wow. I can't believe you got the gender wrong! No that I blame you. THERE SO MANY GENDERS OUT THERE!
>>698084463
It's a good question which we probably won't answer in our lifetime.
That might happen, but maybe by that point in time we could replace damaged synapses and brain tissue. But I dunno, if those replacements are robotic, how long would you still be considered human?
Yep, everything dies eventually.
>>698084839
Heya Kyuoko.
>>698084847
Aww dammit I wanna try some now. Maybe an American style diner would do something just as good.
>>698085061
Ha, thanks. What's the other version? The chavvy 'oi m8 dafuk ya luckin at ya goon i swear on me mam' version?
>>698085946
Don't trigger zhler
>>698086039
>>698085946
>implying two is a lot
Only waifu to have a thread dedicated to her for 166+ days straight
>>698086437
>>698086437
I'm sure there's plenty that have been around for longer.
>>698085832
Not cute!
>>698086437
That must have been shTHREADing you this whole time.
H-has anyone seen tomoko I was going to give her this
>>698086733
>>698086671
Check again.
>>698086861
Not today, maybe toMORRKOW
>>698086032
Kinda, but more cheeky and slightly more subtle
>>698084898
>>698084696
>>698084620
>>698083918
>>698087192
Yuuko
>>698085391
Where am I?
![Kirino [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/TvRCsKU.jpg "Kirino [256].png")
Goodnight.
>>698087307
Yume's legs
>>698087412
you
>>698087415
Sunset
>>698087415
Goodnight.
>>698087415
have a nice night!
>>698087336
I want to lick these legs
>>698087138
Definitely cheekier, but the lot around me are anything but subtle. If I leave my window open, I hear all sorts, like 'fuck yaself ya skank, I know ya got clap'. It's amazing.
>>698087192
(You)ko
>>698087415
Night.
-Doll
>>698087496
Its koume
New bread?
