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I feel like I am more intelligent than 95% of people my age (22).

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I feel like I am more intelligent than 95% of people my age (22). Even my closest friends. I assume that most of B is more intellectual than the majority of the day to day fags. What do you very smart, hopefully a genius or two, people do in life in general? Troll fags are welcome too, just know you ARE a fucking troll fag and always will be B LOL. Go jerk each other off under your oddly large bridge :)
Pic unrelated just my call sign. Someday people will recognize
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The fact that you think b has intelectuals in it shows how stupid you are
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Only retards make threads
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calm down carl ;)
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>>698054849
Jerk off more
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>>698054681
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>>698054913
Im not saying im smart im in here too but atleast i dont act like i am
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>>698054888
only trolls respond like that. Hows your mom doing?
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>>698054898
No thanks. You're never straight with me. Every time you push me to the limits and try to find when I would pish back. I'm sick of twisting your arm for no reason and no benefit. I don't like doing it and I'm sick of doing it.
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Im serious tho I love talking to people that are not as smart as me but i just feel like something is missin
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any Arron Swartz out therrrr?
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Everyone is welcome. Even if you don't feel like you are smart, you still have a story. Most stories have worth in one way or another
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>>698055555
nice get, friend
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>>698055555
check'd
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>>698055555
checked m8
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>>698055555
FUCKING CHECKED FAGGOT
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>>698055555
quints of truth
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>>698055555
Chekeroo
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>>698055555
nice quints new friend. have a wonderful day and enjoy your time in the 4chan. :-)
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>>698055555
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>>698055698
De fuck does that even mean?
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this is now a feels thread

>be me, 21
>still with mom because no money
>start 4chan thread
>mom comes up to ask if I want soup
>no thanks
>thread has no replies
>mom goes to sleep
>me too
>wake up
>mom is dead
>if you don't
>reply to this
>post your mom
>will die in
>her sleep
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>>698055722
O i am havin funnn. Wouldnt be here if i wasnt
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>>698054681
"If you think you are smart, than you are probably an idiot." - Socrates
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>>698055855
agreed hahaha Im smart. but my older bro makes me look like a child :) thats why i love him
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>>698055033
Woha
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>>698054681
After reading only a few sentence i can clearly say this. You sir are an idiot. An Self centered dumbass and should stop jerking of to yourself.

Realize this. A retard is smarter than you because they are often humble people unlike you that are an arrogant jerk.
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>>698054681
25 year old male. 140-ish IQ, around 1 in 1000.

I recently finished a decent enough degree at a decent enough uni. Work as a sales manager in a start up. Absolutely love to party and getting fucked up, musical festivals in particular. Pretty much just a normal guy except university / school / work were all easy as fuck and I'm an absolute fuckstain to argue with.
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>>698056076
That second paragraph is some leftie bullshit.

"Ooo they're nicer than you that makes them more intelligent I'll be friends with them" go get more life advice from your pathetic mother.
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>>698054681
Go pay 8.99 to take an iq test then come back to me. My iq is 155. To be qualified as a genius you have to reach an iq of 145. At the moment i'm currently in unveristy getting my conputer science degree and then work for nasa.
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>>698056111
yes dude i just shit on people in arguments. I am definitely guilty of being arrogant
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>>698054681
Mostly contemplate the horrific nature of of most of you walking apes that think you're clever.
Of thing things that you apes could be doing by now, like at the very least exploring our solar system in manned ships.
But no, you mug and thug. Worship a invisible man in the sky and are self obsessed by irrelevant things like greed and power.
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>>698054681
HURRRRRR SHOW US UR BEWBS
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>>698056214
nice i want to work for lockeed but they too corrupt
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>>698055033
Well that was an abrupt ending haha. see you around:3
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>>698056262
you ever vectored an et space craft? No? than shut the fuck up
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>>698056214
Paying money to take a test in hopes of being called a genius sounds pretty stupid.
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>>698056332
There is Raytheon but up to you
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>>698056214
I already said Im not a genius. Your probably just a troll that jerks off to Stephen Hawking
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>>698056220
I've worked on being less of an asshole about it. The problem is even when I'm wrong I will generally "win" an argument and even though that's not really my problem, it still pissed people off hah.
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>>698056607
Exactly
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>>698056607
Sorry that you would score really low,
The point of the test for people who know have high intellegence are because of the benefits. Can use it on your resume, applications. There are also communities and societies in which you recieve benefits from.
But you wouldn't know that because you're 'pretty stupid'
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>>698056607
Rather spend it on day/swing trading :)
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>>698056870
your black boyfriends dick is too small
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Still think only one person has given actual advice... You call yourself a genius but you are too stupid to give out advice
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>>698054681
I guarantee you're not smarter than me
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>>698057086
He never asked for advice. There is a reason you're not a genius
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>>698057216
UMMM yes... i did
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>>698055555
Still not goku quints
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>>698054681
I got my PhD, then worked as an academic for fourteen years. left to start my own business, and after eight years sold it, and retired early at 50. I have a moderate income, no mortgage, and get to travel a fair bit, and I am writing my third novel - the first two were awful, but the second was better than the first, the third seems to be shaping up well - maybe by my fifth I will have something publishable...

also having fun trolling Trumperson /b/ they think I am a paid Hillary shill because I can actually string a sentence together and know some facts..
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>>698057211
Bait?
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saged
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>>698057280
'What do you very smart, hopefully a genius or two, people do in life in general?' You sure?
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>>698057292
YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!! Thanks man. Damn... Too bad you aren't published yet. I would take a look
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>>698057387
I mean socially
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>>698057459
Then you should clarify,
Either way never asked for advice
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>>698057530
Shut the fuck up troll
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When op is troll fag
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>>698057594
You mad that you thought you were more intellegent that 95% of the people you're age but you're still so fuckin retarted.
Sorry fam but alot of people are stupid and you sadly fell into that category
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>>698057769
Elaborate
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I'll bite OP:

I was a mathematics major and got pretty far into my bachelors before I dropped out and decided that it wasn't what I wanted to do. So now I'm an "artisan" baker in a very wealthy area and really like it.
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>>698057882
You're cognitive skills are lacking, that tou easily forget what you yourself wrote, falls highly at average
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>>698058077
Did you ever consider trading on the stock market?
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>>698058077
Do you make Kaiserschmarrn?
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>>698058077
Applied or pure?
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>>698058174
That's what I am doin right now in combo with regular work
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>>698054681
Shit b8
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>>698058410
Fuck off
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>>698058447
OP is a dumb fag
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>>698058540
Elaborate lol
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>>698058540
OP (fag) is a dumb fag? Really? HAHAHA smart
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>>698058611
I already did once
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>>698058803
Then why repeat? Is it that interesting to you?
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>>698054681
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Repeat aloud.

All together, now.
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>>698058174
Not really, I have about a grand I move around in stocks just to goof off with but watching markets is pretty boring.

>>698058181
No but we're always messing around with new things. We made mini baklava at one point but they didn't sell very well.

>>698058364
I was an undergrad so I didn't specialize in either.
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>>698058925
Smart Smart Smart! Maybe?
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>>698058962
Hes just making a hitler reference
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>>698058925
He smelled fart!
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>>698059108
Who? The Kaiserschmarrn guy? Kaiserschmarrn has nothing to do with Hitler. Kaiser Wilhelm
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>>698059237
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Fucking pathetic twat go suck a cock you little bitch my fucking cat has more brains than your dumbass ever will
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>>698055825
ntzdkl
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>>698054681
Am I being pranked, bruh?
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>>698059237
Kaiser is just a German King if I am not mistaken. Your probably right tho what is he Austrian?
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>>698054681
POTATO! The answer is potato. Did I win?
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>>698058925
Fucking roasted, OP.
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>>698059517
yes
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But seriously all trollness aside. Socially what do?
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>>698054681
I feel like I am more intelligent than 90% of the people I know, therefore do not want to be around them.
Am I fucked up? Or am I right?
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>>698059449
>Kaiser is just a German king
What do you mean "just a German king though"? That's completely irrelevant. Wilhelm was a German emperor and Kaiserschmarrn is a pancake
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Kill yourself, Take em with your ugly, no redeming qualities, nose pimple havin,

Pop your nose demogorgan then pop yourself. THE GREATER GOOD.
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>>698059734
Aren't a lot of people on here obsessed with hitler n shit?
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>>698059569
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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>>698059820
Still irrelevant.
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tip with spoon
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>>698060000
Are you the anon that said it in the first place? If so... ok
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>>698060104
Yes. I mentioned Kaiserschmarrn because it's my favorite thing to make
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>>698060000
QUADS OF TRUTH
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>>698060104
But fuck this anyway.... Thats not why I made the thread. I don't want to talk about pancakes
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>>698060184
Sounds Dank tho Srry bro
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>>698060246
The artisan baker was one of the only ones to mention anything concrete
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>>698055555
I'm smart level 20, and I think trump is a good president
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>>698060535
Jerk of under your bridge plz
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>>698054849
Your new is showing
Just because you are a fat 16 year old virgin doesn't mean it counts for the rest of us.
The majority of people on here are underage faggots, but there are successful and intelligent people on this site as well. More than you think.
Also i'm not OP, who is obviously baiting btw
>B
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>>698060332
Ya tru plus one. But even then i dont want to talk about fucking pancakes.... Im hungry and its almost breakfast time
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>>698060609
So im not op but I am 95% strait lol. I just want to make out with a young version of myself. THAT doesnt sound self centered at all lol
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>>698054681
The average person doesn't get offended when someone tells them they are smarter than the average person because the majority of people think they are smarter than the average person.
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Is anyone else here going to commit suicide today?
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>>698060935
Ooo wise words
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>>698054681
My IQ is 159 and I'm majoring in Theoretical Physics. I hope to get a job having to do with the LHC as that's what I'm interested in at the time being. Only problem is that I would have to move with my GF to Europe. My parents got me covered though ;)
Matter of the fact is that I am superior than all of you fags in every way. Born rich, extremely intelligent, /fit/, white 9/10 qt gf...
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>>698060976
No
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>this fucking beta doesn't socialize and goes off what he see online
kill yourself or go to college you fucking faggot
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>>698061062
And then you woke up.
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>>698061062
Lol elaborate more or your a fag troll
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>>698061062
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>698060976
No I'm going to play doom, get drunk and stonrd, and masturbate
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>>698055825
fuck you fag
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>>698061233
sounds like a good time to mee hahaha OG doom?
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>>698057412
too shy - but I do publish short erotic stories on Literotica, and I am proud that they average 4.55 on the scoring system (4.6 if you take out the outlier - a bondage story that was perhaps too realistic, in that the girl hated it all, and the guys who want to be forgiven for their horrid ideas voted it down.)

One of them is sitting at 4.85, which is pretty good, and the comments are encouraging.
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>>698061545
Ooo you should post a pic of your top of the line fantasy or closest related pic? Bondage?
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yo want it to keep going... what constitutes an ax on a thread?
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>>698054681
For Starters what do you define "Intelligence" as, or how would you compare it. General Knowledge?, Math?, Common sense? Whats your take.
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I can't take it anymore. Going to kill myself today.
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>>698061982
Very Broad range of general knowledge and advanced common sense/street smarts.... Specialization in 2 or more categories
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>>698062220
You can only specialise in one category at a time
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>>698062180
just go into Syria and become one of the vigilantist isis killers?
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>>698062306
no way man. if you are super interested in 2 subjects? double majors? double doctorates?
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>>698061714
nah most of my stories are about one night stands, or young virgin couples learning about each other (and then sometimes spiraling into group sex) or older men (like me) getting off with younger women - Hey we all have fantasies..

but I had a weird dream about an old girlfriend, that I found her forcibly being prostituted, and I wrote a story about a girl being kidnapped and forced - which was too raw for the guys who want their forced girls to actually like it, and give in and be good little slaves, and beg for more whipping so they can orgasm. It was instead a story about a a girl who was abused into catatonia and almost suicide. the Lit guys hated it - they came to read and wank, not feel real emotions..
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>>698062306
I was hoping that was your answer, Thats pretty much the same with me. For my age i feel as if im miles ahead of my peers with general knowledge and common sense haha
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>>698062486
Any black cock stories?
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>>698062491
double doctorates?
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>>698054681
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>>698062709
Im only 17 so nope haha, But well on my way.
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>>698062634
one story in which a girl on holiday having broken up with her boyfriend almost goes black, but doesn't, comes back to boyfriend and fucks him silly. but in the one about the forced sex prostitution story she ends up sold to a low rent whorehouse in Detroit, getting fucked by black guys for ten dollars a time... - before being sold off to a mexican drug cartel who took her south of the border and she had to play with a donkey... okay, tired old stereotypes, but,,,
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>>698062486
So im the thread dude and i just asked one of my high school crushes out on a date and it went fucking awesome. Ive had sex with 3 girls but i already feel like she could be the one. I think that because she is hot and she is an outdoorsy colorado girl. Im also very outdoorsy and we have both been snowboarding 10+ years hope it works out! mever had a real relationship before too
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>>698054681
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>698062936
lol wtf
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>>698055555
Woha Woha wohaaaa!!!
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>>698054681
Is pic related? Wanna be my girlfriend?
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seriously tho. Im relatively new to 4chan/ /b/ what constitutes an axe on the thread? just if new people aren't joining?
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>>698063125
hahahah its like a young version of myself ^^^^ read earlier. I mention it a little
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>>698062896
well, if in six months of dating you want to be with her forever, wrote that down. and if a year later you feel the same way, tell her that. show her the letter you wrote a year before. marry her. stick with it. work at it. support her dreams, and help her be the best version of herself. But only if she is doing the same for you.

I went out with a girl for ten years, and broke up because I was bored - got offers of easy sex, and went for it. broke her heart. twenty years later, met her again. Had missed her all that time, and she missed me . Now married. wasted twenty years in between.

so I am smart , but sometimes fucking stupid. (although she was one of my inspirations for my erotic stories.. )
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>>698062467
Well what is your definition of specialty? Can a doctor specialise in more than one thing? If so, then yeah you could have multiple specialties but I would still consider a person's specialty to be the one they are best at or focus most on.
The specialty could shift.
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Fuck you fag
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>>698063143
I've never heard the term here. I've seen sage though
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>>698055825
This faggotry
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>>698063269
wow thats cray she accepted you back. I think that would be the only reason i would even get close to fucking this up. not to be a fag but i consider myself pretty attractive. so offers of easy sex are definitely in my future :( fuck
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>>698061400
Nah the new one. Steam has a 50% off sale for it this weekend
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>>698063300
yea and yea i agree the REAL specialization is the top top thing the person is interested in and having the most fun doing
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>>698054681
/b/ was once defined through individuals who identify with the concept of rebellion, the feeling of being different than the majority and freedom of speech.
Now its just an everlasting shitpost convention.
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>>698063685
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>>698063685
Commander X bro. I know what the fuck b is
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>>698063723
lol
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>>698054681
People who are ignorant of alot think they know loads...people who know a bit of stuff about alot know they are ignorant....you sound like a brat who thinks his opinion is always more logical....
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>>698054681
Wats B¿?
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>>698054681
Yu R so KEwL!! LOL!
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>>698054681
I genuinely hate anyone who voluntarily has that hair style.
Not OP? Don't care. I hate the guy in that pic.
also, op is a fag.
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>>698063801
Then shit on me intelligently in a longer post
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>>698063801
and read the whole thing first
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You're not "intellectual", you're just "lonely", and think that all the time your alone thinking to yourself means anything.
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>>698063829
thats not my hair style but fuck you for criticizing anyone's appearance. Broke ass
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>>698054681
Op using a pic of a one direction look alike as his "calling card"? The fuck does that even mean? Fuck of faggot.
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>>698063989
You're intellectual for saying that
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>>698063989
I have a shitload of friends i just dont sleep
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>>698064103
got me therree hahaha
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>>698063569
crazy, yes. We had both married and divorced, and she has a son, so it was all a bit weird, but both of us knew that we had never stopped loving each other. both of us knew we should never have married anyone else, and when we met - by accident, after not knowing anything about each other for twenty years - it was straight back to best friends, and lovers in a few days.
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>>698064103
thats the purpose of being an anon tho. you can post whatever the fuck you want to
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>>698054681
Wow you're pretty fucking gay
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>>698057211
But I bet I could kick your ass
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>>698064261
Wow you're pretty fucking strait
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>>698054681
/b/ is very heavy on the Dunning-Kruger.

It's not a bad thing, makes you feel fine about yourself but it keeps you from improving yourself as well.
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>>698064214
Well thats cool you finally ended up together sucks you wasted those 20 years though. Did you always have her in the back of your mind? any periods where you didnt think of her?
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>>698064239
Oh I understand..but for something you plan on using to identify yourself and you have endless choices with pictures ranging from anywhere from a single raindrop to elaborate designs or pictures of the Galaxy..and you choose a picture of a..GODDAMN TWINK
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>>698064423
ya well thats why im here. Im guilty of it fo sho but i can recognize the douche bags that ARE actually lower (sounds fucked up and even more self centered and makes me look like a stupid ass hole but thats why im an anon) i would never say this shit to my friends
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>>698064486
hardly a day. certainly not a week.
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>>698064675
yep that or frodo or naruto or chancellor palpeteen* or chewy or mac miller or an ar 10 or dave groll or a kaleidoscope
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>>698064889
Any of them are better than using an ass jockey
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>claims to be more of intelligent than 95% of the population
>keeps pictures of Matty b on his storage
You have long way to go m8
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>>698064873
damn. ya thats kinda how i am right now with this girl after onee fucking date.... its fucked up and creepy.... fuck you mind
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>>698054681
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>698065020
nah that is early relationship obsession - perfectly normal. It is when it is still that way after a year that you know...
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>>698054681
UPDATE: OP IS MATTY B!
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>>698064990
holy shit so the very first post i did with this kids pic. and 2 seconds later the first response was...
Matty b?
LOL wtf is that? a general term for a girl looking kid?
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>>698061400
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>>698065117
k cool makes me feel better hahah
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>>698054681

If you were smart you probably wouldn't have posted this.

You look like a faggot and I want to beat you up you fucking nerd.
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>>698065222
hahaha big man with big words
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>>698065151

Add lazy as fuck to that list o bullshit.
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>>698064747
These people you are calling lower might be considered more succesful in their own respective pursuits. Fucking hot girls. Having a good job. Being physically in form. Not living in their mothers basement.

You're not an intellectual. You might be moderately or even intelligent. But that is no accomplishment in itself.
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>>698056214
Unveristy

You're a genius alright...
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>>698064747
You're here for what?
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>>698065386
read earlier i said everyone has worth. they all have a story and important info to share. they could all shit on me in their own specialization
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>>698065350

Says the cliche "I'M SMARTER THAN EVERYONE" emo looking motherfucker.

I'm willing to bet you're that kid that everyone thinks is a pretentious cringey faggot in real life.
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>>698057292
What's the topic of the novel?
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Well, I'm not genius, but when I'm home I mostly play video games, browse forums or fap on 4chan. At my job, which is basically sitting there all day doing nothing, I read books and study Russian. Sometimes I go hang out, get drunk or smoke weed, but not too often (every week or two). Not a particularly interesting life tbh
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>>698065488
sorry i was stupid and didnt specify. but i wanted to know what really smart people (with friends) do socially when they think they are the smartest person in the room. I just tend to talk a lot and shed light on others lives
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>>698065660
sounds like my fucking life man. My mom speaks fluent Russian
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>>698065660
ive also been to Moscow and we adopted my little bro from Siberia
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Waitwaitwait, you feel different? You feel smarter than everyone around you?
Did you know that... fucking everyone in your age feels that way?
Prove yourself to be smarter unless you just wanna seem like a delusional autist
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>>698065774
None of my family speaks Russian unfortunately, but I'm absolutely in love with the language. I'm Croatian so it's not that hard for me since the languages have many similarities because they're both slavic languages.
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>>698056262
This guy speaks the truth, Most people don't have a "free will" , most people are just the sum of their experiences, genetics and parenting. Most people accept this and don't long to be more than that. Most people are just unreflected fucks like animals.
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>>698065881
i try to help everyone else out with their problems instead of my own because i am always happy. That doesnt make me sound smart but may shed light on who i am
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>>698065963
my dad was 100% polish. didnt speak it tho sadly
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>>698054681
Socially manipulate those around me into paying for everything I want.
I don't work.
Your feelings of responsibility and self-satisfaction pay for my drugs.
Keep paying taxes, everyone :)
Protip: Absolutely everything is relative.
I care about you relatively less than you care about me by default.
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>>698055825
kys
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>>698066165
your a fuck
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>>698065683

Problem with that question is that you are framing a 'smart persons' response in your understanding. What I think most people miss is that 'smart' is such a catch all phrase that literally could mean anything. Is he/she creative? Is his/her memory above average? Does he/she excel at synthesizing ideas? Intellect is so multifaceted that it is a damn shame to boil it down to 'smart.'

To answer you directly, it will depend on numerous individual characteristics, morals/ethics, and life outlooks, but someone in a room full of people they consider intellectually inferior will fill the time with a variety of reactions ranging from manipulation, exploration/appreciation for other viewpoints, subtle humor, showboating, or just plain arrogance.

tldr; If you can't think through the situation yourself, no explanation will answer your question fully.
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>>698066024
you are on the right path man, but you shouldn't look at yourself "different", "special" or better, this can delusion and blind yourself. You should persuade a path of spirituality (educate yourself about psychology,sociology,philosophy and spirituality) and you'll (hopefully)learn, see and understand how society works why humanity is that stupid. that is true enlightenment. But trust me, noone can tell you the exact answer, it is an answer within yourself you can find. And this answer will not fullfill your life, it'll make it harder.
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>>698065683

>>698065518

Emotional intelligence is also a thing, and is more related to human interaction than the intelligent quotient. Perhaps you are asking the wrong question.

I'd try to find friends with with more depth if I were you, or start contemplating your own faults instead of those of others.
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>>698066263
Yeah, and I'm about to do some drugs that other people paid for, while living in an apartment that other people pay for. Later I'll go to the gun range and use other peoples money to practice defending my worthless life against those who might actually be considered worth something to someone else. I intentionally bring the average level of nicety down.
It's you're, btw
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>>698066267
wow best answer BY FAR thanks i really appreciate that i feel like i could read that over and over and think about it for a while
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>>698066364
just as good of a response. thanks
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>>698065873
I've always wanted one of those
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>>698066267
I guess what i am best at is acting stupid lol. I litterally grew up in a shit manipulative and lying family. I always had to be like my Parents wanted me to be. I learned how to not be myself so good, that i can act so completely stupid, people actually believe im "naive" and i give them automatically a superior feeling. That's why i wanna become actor actually. Because i am so good, that noone believes me.
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>>698054681
>trying to replace the John pasta
faglord
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>>698054681
WRONG! YOU'RE ONLY A SONS OF A BITCH
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>>698066676
ya i wish i could do that. I try but i just cant help giving my two sense on things. terrible flaw of mine that i need to work on
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>>698066676

Everything you said is fucked up. I hope you figure some shit out about yourself and get happy anon.
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>>698066676
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Hurr Durr
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Hard work beats intelligence if intelligence doesn't work hard
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>>698066901
even two my manipulative mother. On our good days i just want to start screaming in her face of how fucked up her life is and how she does nothing about it as well as how flawed her character is. Yes i do need to stop looking outward and look inward in order to get on Siddhartha's lvl
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>>698054681
Thinking that you're intellegent makes you dumb.
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>>698067094
Truth
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>>698066001
>guy
Clearly anon is an evolved entity that can place them-self above the petty squabbles of Man.

*Tips Fedora*
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>>698067132
saying that someone is dumb makes you dumberereer
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>>698059449
Kaiser = Caesar = czar
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>>698067094
Define work hard.
Work = Force * Distance
Hardness is a measure of resistance
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>intelligent
>on /b/
Chose one because you can't have both.
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>>698067367
what about
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>>698067441
Then I'm feeling very resistance right now
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>>698067575
I believe its an old wooden ship
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>>698067644
I am so fucking lost at this point.
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>>698067449
dumb people follow social norms. 4chan is everything but the social norms. the shit posted here is totally unacceptable. nobody dumb would ever visit 4chan because it's "weird" and "like so creepy". i would say most of the people here are not dumbasses, just have a really interesting way of expressing themselves and/or have been unlucky in life (talking about the depressive emos and psychopaths that tend to visit this board)
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no lie all of these things that i had been thinking about was amplified ten fold by trippn lsd for my first time on 4 dose kaleidoscope shit
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>>698067900
anyone get the steve jobs effect after that shit?
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>>698068090
What's that?
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>>698054681
I'll bend you over and fuck your boipucci till it bleeds :^)
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>>698054681
The boy in your pic - I want to fill his mouth with cum
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>>698068254
steve jobs said that the most life changing experience he had was tripping on lsd for the first time when he was i believe 19
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>>698067790
Is not 4chan a social group?
Do we not have our own diction, newfag?
Do we not create our own social norms within the confines of this website and conversations with other denizens of this hell-hole?
>You don't like traps? Sounds like you're a faggot.
>nobody dumb
You're here. You're dumb. Point refuted.
The rest is correct. More or less.
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>>698068366
too bad you are too ugly to get near anyone
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>>698055825
Faggot
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>>698068437
Chloroform helps
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>>698068425
haha i dont believe i ever said anyone was dumb i just said that i always feel like the "smartest" person in the room
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>>698068546
prison rape for 60 years after also helps your delusion hahahah
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>>698054681
wow autism
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ive gotten a few really really good answers to the social thing^ anyone else have some light to shed?
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>>698068669
lol
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We work to keep our minds busy and so that we don't have to think about all the other stupid carp society makes us deal with in order to enjoy a few small portions of life.

I like watching people and trying to determine everything I can about them by their appearance and any other discerning factors like shops they enter and things they buy.
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>>698054681
All 22 year olds think they're super smart.

Guess what, you're not.
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>>698055825
This is still a thing?

Also OP, prove you are smart
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>>698068872
Ya thats why i like nature and nature related activities so much they clear my mind and make me think about the world before man
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>>698069042
how lol like someone was saying earlier. Smart can mean so many different things. Like Kung Fu hahaha ive been thinking about that lately.
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>>698069042
read the whole thread and then ask me something of worth
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>>698069063
That's good.
I know running water or waves are some of the most relaxing sounds you can listen to #SoundEngineer
But I find peace in occupying my mind, with as many random thoughts as possible
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>>698068588
>nobody dumb would ever visit 4chan because it's "weird" and "like so creepy"
That's a quote.
Can you follow now, oh "smartest person in the room"?
Shall I break it down further into little mental bites for your baby brain to chew?
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i think its slepp time now thnks some of you
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>>698054681
I have empirical evidence that I am smarter than 99.5% of people alive.
I AM THE MASTER TROLLOLOLO
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>>698056111
Delusional narcissism.
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>>698054681
I'm a management consultant. People pay me $200 an hour on top of salary to give my opinion kek
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>>698054681
Dunning kruger effect came to mind when I read your post
You aren't as smart as you think you are
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Shit
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