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A thread of Choice or Roll pictures. Let's see what you have.
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>>698054186
take 4 and be free
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okey
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>>698054186
>Choose drug pill, other two don't matter
>effects are physically encapsulated within a pill
>since they are physically ecapsulated they can be considered existing
>since they are in pill form they're effectively drugs
>drug pill is the only one that is logically needed
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Gets Death Pill "I choose myself"
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>>698054186
Future pill, money pill and pain pill
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>>698054186

sex, money, death
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>>698054186
Sex, money, Pinproof.
You can buy all the drugs you want and have no ill consequences
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Desease, Sex, Wish
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OP here, another one.
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>>698054186
roll.
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>>698054186

Future pill, fly pill, wish pill.

With the future pill you dont need the money one, you can just win an enormous lottery, and play the stock market like a champ.

Flight would be fun, and with the wish pill, you could wish to not need the weather gear / etc to make flight even more fun.
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>>698054186
Wish pill, fly pill, and death pill. Wish pill for immortality, and to be unable to feel pain, and cannot get hurt (different from the painproof pill since you can still be hurt). Fly pill for obvious reasons, and death pill for obvious reasons.
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>>698054186
Take the 4th pill and use it to have the effects of the other 9 pills
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>>698056253
No.
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Future pill so I can prevent deaths and win the lottery

Wish pill to do whatever, mainly telekenesis and making sure trump wins

And sex pill because why not
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>>698054186
Future : wealth (stock market) and utility. The wealth indirectly gives a sufficient subset of sex appeal
Wish : utility
Painproof : regeneration should be pretty sweet, between that and basically infinite wealth and the occasional wish, health should be very good (basically obsoleting disease immunity)
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>>698054186
Take the drug pill, and then induce the affects of all those, adderall, xanex, and some opiate for the fuck of it.
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>>698056032
you need disease inmunity to be inmortal
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>>698054186
Future, Money and Wish
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>>698056710
If I wish I was immortal I could still get sick, but couldn't die.
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>>698054186
wish pill...

>Know how to make other pills
>become immortal
>superpowers
>destroy all porn in the world
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the wish pill is really the only one you need
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OP here, here is another.
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>>698058124
roll
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Roll
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>>698058124
Buøba
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FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL FUTURE PILL
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>>698055790
didn't read, didn't analyse, just looked at the pics to choose which one i'd fuck.
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Roll
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>>698054186
Future + Wish + immunity
Literally the best choice
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I've only got one.
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bump
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>>698058124
roll
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>>698054186
rawl
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>>698055091
But if you have future you don't need money. Pick next weeks lotto numbers.

/thread
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>>698058124
rollio
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Bumping
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>>698054186
Money, wish, regenerate

Wish to be immortal. Be the most experienced person that ever lived, the more intelligent one, the more cultivate and the wealthiest. Gaining controll over the world centuries after centuries. Slowly taking over jews medias and stand up against corrupted politician (they can't have you kill nor subdued). Build an empire that last until men's no longer exists. Profit of a world without human. Then wish that the sun never exploses. Wish to bring back the humanity, starts over. Gets bored, wish for acentury sleep. Wake up, get bored. Wish to cease to exists. End.
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Drug pill and wish pill, don't see a need for any of the others
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Money Pill, Wish Pill, Painproof pill. Wolverine is basically immortal so the painproof pill will give me immortality or at least very long life. For my at least extremely long life, I'll have anything I want whenever I want because money pill and if there is anything else I want I'll just wish I had it.
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>>698055790
A correction is needed:

Dragon Princess: Her fire "Can melt steel beams"
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>>698058124
Roll
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>>698054186
Anything involving time is the right answer
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>>698054186
drug pill, sex appeal pill and wish pill
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immunity, wish, and wolverine pill. Live forever with everything you ever want.
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Wish future and money pill
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>>698058124
roll
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>>698054186
Fly, wish(I'll just wish for a million gold bars and sell them for 20% interest rate) and the disease pill. Don't need to worry about getting pussy when I've got a million gold bars.
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>>698054186
Future, disease, and painproof. Future to see what's huge then and do stock options, disease and pain proof are obvious.
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>>698054186
Rollen
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>>698058124
roll
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>>698054186
I choose wish pill and wish to be immune to combustion
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>>698054326
damn
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What about taking 3 of em and selling the rest
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>>698062171
rollll
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>>698066171
Butt...
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>>698054186

>take wish pill
>wish no combustion with 3+ pills
>take all pills
>????
>profit
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>>698062171
roll
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>>698054186
Why are you fuckers choosing the pain? If you get shot in the face you won't feel it but you'll still fucking die..
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>>698054186
Drug, pain + money pills.

Use the drug one for effects of steroids with no negative side effects, then work out as much as possible with no pain and super fast recovery and have money pill for all the food I'll ever want or need, as well as a sick house and car. You'd be swimming in pussy and never have to work so you could do whatever you want and have all the time in the world to become the beat at it.
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Disease future and wish. With those three you basically get the rest.
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Drug pill
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>>698066759
this nigga figured it out
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Rooll
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roll
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future, fly, sex, obviously
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>>698066910
I did it before him >>698066563
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>>698067180
con fucking gratz
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>>698062171
Rawls for grorious space waifu
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>>698058124
roll
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>>698058124
Roll
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>>698054186
Future, wish and money.. ez game
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>>698054186
--X-Ray Pill-- because I'm a fucking disgusting pervert

--Fly Pill-- because it's the best one

--Money Pill-- better than wish pill. Here's why:

Wish pill has no boundaries on what you can wish for. You could wish for something, then regret it, but can't fix it for a whole week? That sucks. With the money pill you're more limited (can't easily end up being inadvertantly eaten by a dinosaur using money, see?) but you're not limited to the frequency at which you can use it. Super fucking legit pill imho.
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>>698054796
smoke less pot. your brain is doodoo
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>>698054186
>future pill
>know lottery numbers for the next 10 years
>know poker hands for the next 10 years
>know roulette results for the next 10 years
>know the stock markets for the next 10 years
>know the presidential election winner for the next 10 years
>know the winner of wars for the next 10 years
>know new trends for the next 10 years

Fucking use this knowledge to make billions and rise to become a CEO of a large corporation.

This will give you sex appeal, this will give you money, this will give you the power of death, this will give you almost every pill power on here
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>>698058124
nice
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>>698055943
fuckin scrub. you really wanna win the lottery? shit's a curse. get ready to get 30 phone calls a day and 2 lawsuits per month for the rest of your life. Money pill is fucking legit. No strings attached.
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>>698054186
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>>698056982
>> "Cannot wish for other pill effects"
This clearly states, with zero ambiguity, that the pill effects cannot be achieved at-all by using the wish pill. This includes your attempted loophole. Statement is patently clear. There are no loopholes.

Repeat.

There are no loopholes.
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>>698068032
>wish for the ability to make wishes that are equal to the results of the pill

A simpler break of the loophole
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>>698067941
rolling
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>>698063033
Except government takes over half of winnings. Nice job their doggo
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>>698054186
Sex,future and painproof
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>>698067715
Future pill is a curse, you fool. According to the description of the pill's powers you would "see" the future. That doesn't mean you can change it. You may only know it. Good luck with that when the future pill shows you you're going to die tomorrow. Have fun when the future pill tells you that you're going to be a failure. Essentially this pill single-handedly negates the beneficial effects of the other pills if those effects would have altered the predictions already made by the future pill. So it's a really, really shitty pill. Would be cool if it said you could alter the future, but it certainly does not.
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>>698067855
Death Pill (Death Note with no limits, I'd put the fear of God back in the wicked.), Wish Pill, easy to circumvent the effects of other pills and still get what you want. Also Sex Appeal Pill, so much. Use wish pill to get rid of hoverhand firstmove making anxiety, pussy for all eternity.
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>>698068405
yes but you can react to the future you see and prevent shit.
You'll just get to see another, different future after you change things.
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>>698058124
Rolling
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>>698068405
But it is a paradox, If I see myself changing the future in the future because of that vision then it is destined to happen, and plus, if I see lottery numbers from the future, that is shit I will know that I didnt before

Looking in the future IS changing the future
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>>698058124
Roll
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>>698054186
Disease, sex and money
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>>698068125
Not really. It still violates the single statement "Cannot wish for other pill effects". In other words, any sort of "i wanna have powers like the other pills" wish will be denied. I know it sounds mundane but you can still wish to breath underwater and shit like that. You can even wish for a million dollars or to be president. But you can't wish for the other powers or for any other workarounds. You guys just have to be more creative. Seriously it's not a big deal. Wish for a 17 foot penis and a harem of 18y/o gymnasts to use it as a balance beam.
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>>698068486
That's assuming you can change the future at all or if we live in some fatalistic shithole of a universe.
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Pain proof, wish and drug. Ez
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>>698067715
this.

-future pill
-fly pill
-disease immunity

>xray
close second to the future pill, since it has potential to get rich and give other benefits, but with future, you can avoid pretty much any danger to you or anyone you care about.

>drug pill - nah, but i can see the appeal


>sex appeal pill - could save the world but nah

>money pill - already rich from future vision

>wish pill - i've seen fairly odd parents, that shit doesn't work

>death pill - nah

>painproof pill - pain isn't so bad, and with future vision you can avoid it
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>>698067941
rolll
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>>698067941
rooll
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>>698062171
Rollingg
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>>698068486
This is really a grey area and unless Stephen Hawking is in the thread currently we'd better stop talking about it before we derail the thread. I'll just have to agree to disagree.
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>>698058124
röllerino
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Roll
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future, sex appeal, wish, you live the life of a bachelor forever and become famous and normie cool stuff
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>>698068168
>nice job their
>government takes over half of winnings
$300 million is still plenty, and you can guarantee winnings from gambling
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>>698068689
Normally people can't change the future because they're only reacting to what's around them. It's like a deterministic web of events we don't have the all-encompassing awareness to alter.

If you give someone the future to react to, they'll inevitably react to it and change the future.
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I'd refreain from posting roll pictures, or else we'll hit bump limit in like 5 minutes, but i'll post what i have
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>SexAppealpill
For the women I will never get IRL
>MoneyPill
So if I had a disease I can afford med's for the majority of diseases that can be cured, removing the need for the drug pill and lodsemone
>DeathPill
Kill Merkel
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>>698067941
Rolll
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>>698067941
Rollin
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Ill roll for this
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>>698067941
Roooll
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>>698067941
Rolling bb
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>>698069658
Fuck that reroll
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>>698054186
Wish, death, and sex appeal. That's how I works:

Week 1: I make myself attractive to rich person, wish for that person to respect me and wait for me to be ready for sex (unless she's rich and attractive, which I'll explain later)

Week 2: Wish for him/her (since they won't touch me, I'm just aiming for money so I give no fucks about gender) to marry me

Week 3: Wish to be his/her only heir

Week 4: kill him/her AND wish to not be even suspect.

Repeat.

In case she (normal male here) is attractive:

Week 1: Make myself attractive and fuck the hell out of her. Wish I can be married as many people I want and still being legal

Week 2: Keep fucking the hell out of her and some many others, having myself a personal harem, wish to be their only heir.

Week 3: Did I wish for immortality? No? OK, here it is.

Week 4:wish for me to be legal to fuck any age girl.

Week 99999: Profit, while I keep fucking every new hot chick ever.
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>>698058124
rolln
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>>698067941
>
rawling
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Money disease immune and wish
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>>698055123
This guy ALMOST got it
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roll,.
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Mo' rollz
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Also
>sex appeal pill
>money pill
>wish pill
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>>698058124
Rollerino
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>>698058124
relelene
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>>698062171
roll
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fucking image size limit
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>>698068837
>too afraid to discuss things without someone labeled an expert

Why even live?
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>>698058124
re rolling fuck you
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>>698054186
Mass roll and no contribution.
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>>698054186
money pill
future pill
wish pill
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>>698054186
You gotta pay the roll toll
If you want to get into the OP's hole.
You gotta pay the roll toll to get in.
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MONEY,

and donate to charity.
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Fly pill, disease immune pill and painproof pill
There are so many ways I can make money with those pills
(Of course if it works Id take the drug pill and make it stimulate all the other pills since theyre drugs too)
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>>698067941
relelelelele
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>>698070666
Holy shit Im trips
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>wish pill
>future pill
>money pill

Pretty sure I'd dominate the world within a year and solve all major issues within a decade, tops.
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X-ray pill
Money Pill
Sex Pill
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>>698058124
Shahrukh to the right new now to now to the right to be a the the the same first time in my opinion but is the most first
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>>698068483
Ding!
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>>698070741
and 666
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There's an easy answer without breaking any perceived "rules"

>Pick wish pill
>Become immune to instant combustion (or fire)
>Eat all other pills safely
>?????
>Profit
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>>698069312
6 Kitchen with the finest ingredients and recipes
2 Skylight and windows
4 Surround sound system with all recorded music
5 Workout room
3 Luxury furnishings that are much more comfortable
4 Library and study
3 Hygiene products and jacuzzi
2 Medical Care
1 Pool Table
= 30

If they'll let me stay forever on the 40 point plan :
18 Female companion
-4 Surround system
-3 Luxury Furnishings
-1 Pool Table
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>>698069312
I would never agree to be locked up for 10 years but if i was forced to

Girl for sex / companionship
Complete medical care for contraception
All broadcasts to keep up with current events / entertainment
Hygiene products so we wouldn't stink
Workout room for more space and another activity to do
Unlimited recreational drugs so hopefully I get really smart by the end of it.
And then I'd keep the 5 mill
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>>698054186
>death pill
>kill self
I got this.
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>>698054186
Pink green and gold, aka I'll be wealthy
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>disease
>money
>sex appeal
That's all I want tbh
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>>698067941
Roll
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>>698062171
Roll
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>>698066759
You stole what I was going say, nigger

Why don't you take my TV too while you're at it?
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Rollaroo
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>>698058124
Eleshittle
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>>698054186
Wish Pill
Future Pill
Sex Appeal Pill
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Rolling for ezpz death
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>>698054186
Roll for fly
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roll for all of them :D
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>>698067941
Rollerino
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Death pill , Drug Pill and Future pill.
Lets me see how much I fucked up the world while high as shit.
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>>698054186
Sex appeal
Wish
Death

Use first wish to eradicate certain diseases at least from your area, does not give immunity so doesn't break laws. Not having my godlike status removed by getting dementia or ebola.
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>>698058124
Rolling, this is one of my favorites
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>>698058124
Lets have a go
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>>698058124
Rollie
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>>698069312
If I spent 25, will I get 15 millions? I need nothing more
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>>698069388
7 Perks :
2x Charisma
2x Lifespan
1x Disease immunity and regeneration
2x memory

Quasi-immortality (no natural death, no disease, regeneration to survive most violent deaths)
Insane people skills
Don't really need wealth considering I can get basic money through people skills, and have infinite time for compound interest
Time + memory allows me to master any subject eventually
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>>698058124
Rolling
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>>698054186

Grind all of them into powder, mix them all in a glass of water and feed it to the neighbor's cat for shits and giggles.
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>>698071630
wow, im alive for the first time
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>>698058124
rolling
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>>698070058
This one is shit. All the options suck
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>>698071600

Weapon: AA-12 +55SC
Survival Item: Riot armor +40SC
Companion: Hipster +10SC - Who the fuck needs a companion when you have an AA-12 and riot gear.
Transport : Mountain bike +10SC - Fuck
Mutagen: Intelligent -100SC - welp it was a good life, but I'm fucked
Perk: Scavanger +20SC - meh

Total - 35 SC - probably dead

GG
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>>698054186
rng gods be gracious
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>>698071904
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>>698072125
Re rolling for survival
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>>698069312
Desktop and Games = 10PTS
Hygiene = 3PTS
Medical Care = 2PTS
Workout Room = 5PTS
Skylight and Windows = 2PTS
Fast Food = 4PTS (Ill have to work out shit tons to not get obese but thats what the gym is for.)
Surround sound = 4PTS Music , cant live without it
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>>698054186
Sex Appeal, Disease Immune, Wish.

Wish pill is insanely overpowered though
>wish for the winning lottery numbers
money pill now irrelevant
>wish for invulnerability
painproof pill now irrelevant
>wish for telekenisis
fly pill now irrelevant
>wish for x-ray glasses
x-ray pill now a bit more irrelevant though not entirely, since you still need to put on the glasses. However, the glasses could have a zoom function, making them theoretically superior
>Wish for drugs
>Wish for cure to side effects and addiction from drugs
Drug pill now irrelevant
>Wish for a piano to fall on person X
Since you're not directly wishing for their death, you're able to get around the "no other pill effects" rule. Not to mention you get a wish every week, whereas the death pill only gives you one every 5 weeks - so if by some miracle they survive the piano, next week you can wish for a fucking anvil to drop on them and just repeat if necessary
>wish for a tablet that shows you any event of the future you
technically you're not the one seeing into the future, the tablet is, so the Future Pill is now irrelevant
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>Drug Pill
>Sex Appeal Pill
>Painproof Pill
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>>698054186
Future pill, Disease Immune Pill, and Sex Appeal Pill

either the future pill or the sex appeal pill will make me a billionaire, and the disease immune pill will cure me of any mysophobia i may have while getting rich

i would have picked death pill instead of the sex appeal pill, but i'd be more likely to get pinched once people found out
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>>698054186
Fuck it
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>>698067941
Roll
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>>698070450
>Spiderman powers
>only 6 bitcoins

I don't think whoever wrote this realises how OP spidey is
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>>698070046
y not
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>>698070046
Rolling
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>>698058124
siiiiik
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>>698054186
why would you pick any of them over the wish pill?
you could wish for similar effect o the other pills. and other wishes. that aside. no point in xray pill cuz future pill lets you see future through walls derp. and future pill gives you infinite money too so fuck the money pill. i pick the wish pill.
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>>698056426
it doesn't say you can't
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Roll
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>>698068032
the picture dose not say that. you can't just say no loopholes. it says you cant wish for the effect of the other pills. but you could even wish for the pills themselves or like the other guy the knowledge to make the pills.
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>>698068405
it doesnt mean you can't changeit derp i can use the same logic as you too.
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>>698058124
Rolling on this one, should be fun.
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>>698070046
roll
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>>698075594
And I got COMPLETELY fucked....
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the roll
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>>698069388
Super hero power with the 2 perks of feeling people.

Just go around the world helping people curing their shit. Become modern super Jesus.
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rowl
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roll
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>>698071125
>picking anything besides the omnitool
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roll
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browl
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>>698054326
fpbp
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rooooool
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rollinnnn
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>>698054186
You want Choices?

You'll get choices
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>>698076123
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>>698076185
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>>698071630
>survival
These places can be infinite making the other two hard to judge.
>hunters castle
only hunter and perverted manor have no ghosts/monsters/people. I'd rather have a maze like castle than S&M furniture

>electricity
>plumbing
>danger pendant
electricity and plumbing are obvious
danger pendant should warn me about traps near by.

> Drawback: prisoner
I wouldn't want to leave and fail anyways.

Use the pendant to find a relatively safe room or 2.

Hang out until the year passes.
>>
raul
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>>698076239
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>>698058124
rollin
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>>698076311
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>>698062171
boooop
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>>698054186
Money Pill (i want to buy a House lul)
Wish Pill (never age again) (instant regeneration) (immortality)
Death Pill (just to be sure)
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>>698076185
rawling
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>>698070046
Rollin
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>>698076387
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>>698054186
Wish
Painproof.
And death
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rollmi
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>>698076123
>>698076185
>>698076239
>>698076311
>>698076387
>>698076475

That's for starters
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>>698054186
money, death and pain
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>>698054935
Surely you could have another pill that would make you not think like that anymore
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>>698076404
>>698062171
404
387
8

>Quarian girlfriend super into oiled up massage sex
omfg yes please
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Rolling
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>>698067941
beep
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>>698054186
wish pill and fly pill are scored what do i get if i only take half?
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>>698054186
Wish pill, and wish for immortality.
Then for eternal youth.
Then for imunity to physical attack/disease.
Then for imunity to mental attack/disease.
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weak ass hoe bitch niggas
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>>698054186
Rolln
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>>698076999
Nothing, because you're too autistic to play along
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>>698054186
take future pill,
Make more money than money pill in gambling,
be more attractive than sex appeal pill because of money,
Pay someone to kill people for me to substitute death pill.
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>>698067941
REWLIN
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>>698070704
Dammit sheogorath
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>>698058124
roll
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>>698070046
REEEEWLIN
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>>698054186
go
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>>698058124
ollRoll
>>
sex, money and death.. you've got your 3 most important bases covered.
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>>698054326
Underrated post
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>>698054186
Ro
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>>698072913
REEEEWLIN
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>>698058

huheh
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>>698062171
Rolling Rock
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>>698067941
Rollzers
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>>698070046
rollerz
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>>698062171
Kek
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future, drug and wish for me
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>>698067941
>>
>>698054186
>future
>death
>money
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Roll
>>
rrroooolllll
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>>698070046
>>698072913
>>698076475
>>698067941
>>
rrrrrrrr
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>>698054186

Drug pill, sex pill, wish pill.

Wish for money one week, fame the next, keep myself high on Klonopin 24/7 and fuck mad bitches while curing AIDS.

How is this not the obvious choice?
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roll
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>>698067941
relöa
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ralls
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>>698054186
future makes the following pills not worth it becouse you can foresee the lottery numbers:
>money (obvious)
>drug pill (you can just buy them)
>death pill (you can just hire hitmen without any time limit)
>disease immune pill: once you get the money you will have access to top 1% tier medicine and doctors.
>theres no need for x-ray pill since with future you'd already know if something is a danger to you, and with sex appeal you wont have to look trough clothes.
So my choice is: Future, Sex appeal, Painproof
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Roll
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>>698058124
fuck it
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>>698076387
the red pepper on the green pepper block kills me
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>>698058124
Rollin'
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>>698058124
rollo
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>>698054186
Money pill makes no sense.

>you're rich, but you're not rich
>you 've infinite amount of money on your account, but you're not rich, see
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rawlin
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>>698058124
re rollo
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>>698058124
Rawl
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>>698070450
Umm....

> 1 Million = over 1000 bitcoin? =2BTC
> Get all other powers
Did I win? No one said you could trade money in for BTC.
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>>698070046
>>698072913
>>698076475
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>>698058124
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>>698058124
boom buttshot
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>>698058124
re re rollo
>>
Future pill is invalid. Seeing your own future would alter it.
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>>698054796
>>since they are in pill form they're effectively drugs
"Magic" can also be packed in pills.
No drug can give you the abillity to fly. It is just not possible.
Also drugs are pharmazeutics influencing your body chemistry wich none of those pills do.
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>>698058124
hi
im paul
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>>698067941
rollo
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>>698058124
I hope I get the sport.
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fly pill drug pill death pill
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>>698067941
Rawling
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>>698080555
H-hi paul...
>mfw trips
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>>698067941
No gf reroll :'(
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>>698067941
rolling
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>>698058124
rollgingnng
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>>698067941
Roll
>>
roll
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>>698070046
Roll
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>>698058124
roolll
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>>698058124
roll again
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>>698054186
that's easy
>take future pill
>look into future to see which other 2 pills are the best option
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>>698054186
Get wish pill, sex appeal pill, drug pill, and wish that I was immune to fire so I can take all the others
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>>698067941
rollll
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>>698067941
Rollan
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>>698058124
ROLLLLO
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Wish death and sex appeal

The wish can just wish for money but not in the way the money pill works because that's just exactly needed while you can wish for a billion dollars while it not being the exact amount needed
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>>698070450
Mind control, easy.
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>>698067941
roll
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>>698070046
ayy
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>>698070046
roll
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>>698058124
rollin'
s
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