Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Cheat on your shipmate
fuck off you waste of life
still here
Claimed
>not cute edition
Iowa claimed
I'm gonna head off. Joined late left early. sorry bout that
Claiming Lilly
And I'll be claiming hanako from rin once they realize who they truly love~
I miss Nui anon :<
They're drawings are you all fags
>>698051404
>Most importantly: Cheat on your shipmate
but everyone is my shipmate
>>698051404
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
>>698051547
I already have.
>AND IT'S RIN
>>698051586
>Implying we give a shit
>>698051519
Yes you are~
>>698051525
Later Freedom Bote!
>>698050813
Like~?
You so are though!
>Hehe, I'll let you figure that out on your own~
I guess I'l never know :^)
>>698051547
I truly love Hanako and she truly loves me, retard
>>698051629
If you say so. Don't worry. Rin will be gone soon and you can reveal your true feelings to me ~
>>698051619
That does make it difficult...
>>698051629
I didn't accuse anyone of doing anything.
>>698051755
Seems like a guilty conscience to me. Looks like they are coming around to my charms
>>698050109
The pudding has your name written all over it :^)
>>698050243
Kek'd.
Gotcha. Heh, think we can both vouch that that's the better spot for it.
>>698051753
Your life will be gone soon.
Almost forgot, you never had one in the first place
>>698051753
Lewd...
>Wait
>What do you mean by "Rin will be gone"?!
>>698051854
You're as charming as a sack of potatoes -_-
Go to sleep
>>698051685
It takes one to know one :^)
Like how you are flirting with me, baka!
Nuh uh
>will the cat be you?!
I guess you won't :^)
>>698051869
B-But I want to love you everywhere you dingus..
>>698051904
Fukken rekt
>>698051961
It can mean anything you like baby~
And you must be Irish then seeing how well I'm charming you~
>>698051519
a little cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
crazy granny all day son
>>698051904
That's what you think. I understand it can be hard to watch someone more charming steal your shipmate right in front of you but you'll move on in time
>>698051755
maybe i should just abandon ship
>>698052070
but i just woke up
>>698052341
I don't know what I just watched
>>698052490
Which one?
>>698052490
Go to sleep again
>>698052070
Never
>>698052214
Explain
>>698052070
But its 10:51 am so theres no point in sleeping
>>698052512
stay strong buddy
>>698051869
Wrong pudding :^)
>>698052073
No it doesn't!
That's not a pervy thing to do at all!
Ya huh!
>Only if the cat gets your tongue~
>>698052082
> love you everywhere
Ki, you're making this too easy for me. :^)
>>698052620
Nah who needs sleep. I've been up all night trying to woo Hanako
>>698052730
Not gonna happen
>>698052710
You're the easiest waifu I know after all.
>>698052672
>>698052730
There's always time for sleep
>>698052668
Now
>>698052620
Didn't you go to sleep like, less than 12 hours ago?
I don't remember the actual time.
>>698052710
>only if the cat gets your tongue~
L-lewd
But I like it...
>>698052889
Nein
>>698052668
i mean just look
>>698052905
My work is to tell people to go to sleep. I shall sleep when it's done
>>698052982
You're passed your bedtime
>>698052889
Nah m8. Hanako is a beautiful rosebush who requires my careful and delicate attention. Sleep will prevent me from doing that
>>698052573
i don't know, what ships am i on?
>>698052620
but im not tired
Rory-sama claimed
>>698053171
You should sleep with her
>>698053187
Become tired
>>698053187
Uhg. I don't remember them all.
Surely Stella. Maybe me? I think you got shipped with Shino.
Uhhh... Who was it you were after before Stella? Slipping my mind.
Wake up in the morning feeling extra shitty
Bout to work for four hours for about $40
![Kirino [113].png](https://i.imgur.com/vuBTFEe.png "Kirino [113].png")
>>698053451
Don't go to work
Sleep through the day
>>698053330
Don't encourage her!
Hanako is my wife!
>>698052817
Well would you rather I be hard?
>Although I think with Maki around you, there's no need for that :^)
>>698052982
Hehehe, I knew you were a perv~
>>698052889
But ive run out of time for sleep
>>698053560
Your ex wife more like once she realizes her true feelings
>>698052082
That's perfectly fine, let's just say there's certain levels that require certain requirements eh~?
>>698052710
Just like the wrong accusations you're making right :^)
>>698053606
I didn't say that.. and shush..! Don't bring Maki into this.
>>698053732
Yay! Then don't expect me to stop.
>>698053606
>pic
Lewd! Ero! Explicit!
Not a perv!
>>698053546
Nope, I will in four hours though.
Crack a few and sleep
Bat waifu Aurora clmd.
XDXDXDXDXDDDD
>>698053330
It's only a matter of time before she comes around
>>698053732
I think I'll just leave you to your puddin. :^)
>>698053835
Hey, you started the bantz, I only continued it.
>Although I heard no arguments against that.
I'll just leave you two alone. Try not to get too dehydrated tonight, you two. :^)
>>698053855
It~ Is~ Not~
But you are~
What up people.
>>698052341
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>698054510
)Insert ceiling joke here)
>>698054510
Hard dicks
>>698054430
Shut up! You're making us out to sound like a bunch of perverts!
>>698054510
Mostly everyone has left by now. In fact I think hanako who I've been trying to woo these past two threads has left as well. Rin hasn't though and won't accept the fact that Hanako loves me more
>>698054616
>>698054510
The ceiling is what is UP
>>698054595
>Continue to respect the distance between the kitty and I.
>>698054510
you know stuff
>>698054430
Are we getting lewd?!
>>698054510
>>698054713
Dat boi is waddup
>>698053330
I can't
>>698053409
brazil karen/rainforest?
>>698054510
Sup Ika. My upload speed is shit so it's taking FOREVER to respond to things since I have to try and post 4-5 times each.
>>698054657
You're not? This is news to me! :^)
>>698054802
>Wew
I wasn't, but if you want to...
>Got a telegram~?
>Probably shouldn't make the threads lewd. People get mad, ask Mizore.
>>698054616
>>698054713
Woooww... Really? Lol
>>698054650
Mine too. Shall I dump some pokemon?
>>698054693
Yeah mostly everyone is off by this time. Did hanako just leave? Get any loods? Poor rin, denial is such a sad thing.
>>698054758
Yup. I saw Styx. Was great yo.
>>698054927
O shit waddup.
>>698054927
>shit teir meme
Fuck you
>>698054595
Ram my dick into the kitty
>>698054999
styx? all ive been doing is watching is this Japanese horror story anime
>>698054980
NO I'M NOT! I'm nowhere near as perverted as you..
>>698054968
Sure. So which ship(s) are you jumping? Lol
>>698055054
I know it is thats part of the joke
>>698054980
I don't have telegram...
>>698054980
>Which one is the boy
>>698054999
Yeah I know. I try not to think about Rin though and choose to focus on Hanako. And I think she was too flustered from my charms to post any lood
>>698054980
Ehh, why would I care about response times? Never have never will. Unless it takes extremely long. And but extremely long i mean REALLY long.
>>698055084
Yup, they played at the fairgrounds at my city so I went only to hear them. They played some great songs.
What's that anime about?
>>698055286
Kek.
>>698055412
Your charms are making hanako lewd to me
Best type moon claimed.
>>698055103
>nowhere near
That still implies that you are. :^)
>>698055208
Hmmm, well damn. If only you did~
>>698055286
>U cheeki cunt I swer on me mum m8
>>698055380
>Whensomeonewalksinmidthread.png
>>698055440
Oh, I know YOU don't. But I'm rather anoyed by it.
>Why the fuck are all the GOOD cars and deals on them up near the LA area?
>>698055120
is combining all my ships into a bigger ship a option?
>>698055380
your mine
>>698055526
Tell her that I'm waiting for her true feelings to come out for me would you kindly?
>>698055734
[sarcasm]Yeah she definitely likes you[/sarcasm]
Claim!
>>698048870
Hehe
>>698049068
Why, sure. I'd be down to make more buddies
>>698050918
It's a little weird not seeing cute Nui
>>698055842
She's just lying to spare your feelings. You'll see the truth soon
>>698055699
Well... Probably not.
That's a harem, not a ship.
>>698055440
its about some japanese horror stories its divided into 3 different ones and i just finished the first story
>>698053835
Ha, why would I want that.
>>698054430
Denying that you're the tease once more I see, you've really played the role tonight :^)
>>698055692
well yeah okay but EVERYONE has a little bit of lewd in them..
>>698056147
I can be a bit much to handle. So watch out ya nerd..!
>>698055692
Hey, that's me
>>698055412
>Try not to think about rin
Just stop resisting and let it flow out. It'll all be better...
Aww man. I want some loods.
>>698055637
Hey shiki
>>698055692
What do you mean I dont!? (Emphasis on I)
Yeah, your telling me. I had the exact same thing with my car. Except I live closer to LA so suck it! Ha!
>>698055887
Hey there
>>698056082
3 stories huh? Do they intertwine the stories or are they all separate?
>>698056287
Howdy ho!
>>698056287
separate from what i can tell
>>698055692
I made one...
@Koume_Anon
>>698056287
If I start to think about Rin then I might be dissuaded from my not at all subtle flirting with Hanako to get her to realize her true feelings
>>698056287
Morning squid.
>>698056498
There is always that guy on 4chan that finished all 12 episodes of Watamote
>>698056696
and the 100 chapters of the manga
>>698056421
How are you? I'm in a pretty good mood aside from being sleepy.
>>698056498
Ah that's good. I remember watching this one show on tv that had different stories intertwined and my head was so fuck from just one episode that I couldn't watch more.
>>698056561
You mean you can be dissuaded from lewds!? Teach me your ways!
>>698056623
How was sleep?
Late doll claim.
Someone from the fbi or something could be in this thread right now
>>698056850
I MUST TELL NOBLE SEMPAI!!!
>>698055887
>Dat late response
Wew, but ayyyyy, a close by buddy!
>How do you feel about motorcycles, actually?
>>698056147
Tis all an act to show you just how you are. :^)
>>698056258
I dunno, it seems like you have a little bit of Maki in you instead. :^)
>>698056284
Yes, yes it is!
>>698056287
You just said you don't care about slow responses!
FUCKER! That Supra I want is up there dammit!
>>698056504
Hehehe, here we go.
>>698056900
Heya Doll.
>>698056850
I find it weird that there's people who first saw Tomoko in the anime.
>>698056883
It was alright, got a bit cold in the morning since the weather can't quite decide what it want to be, not cold enough to comfortably sleep under the duvet but not hot enough to just use a sheet either.
>>698056900
Hi Doll.
>>698056997
Lol, or the CIA
>>698056883
By someone being in such heavy denial of their shipmate's true love towards a person who usually barely posts
>>698057071
What you up to Makoto?
>>698057121
Hey Shiki, how are you?
>>698056883
sounds weird yeah but these are separate
>>698057051
ok
>>698057121
i remember seeing her on a board watched the anime then read the manga been up to date for a while now for me
>>698057121
The tomoko from Watamote or heavens lost property?
>>698056997
>>698056883
I'm enjoying some new classical compositions from vidya while jotting down notes for my book imma write
>>698057071
Sorry for the late response. I do love motorcycles and nice looking sedans.
I miss you guys! Life has been so busy recently, work work work, planning for school, never any time to stop in and say hello anymore.
How is waifu?
Any one claim Iona yet?
>>698057325
Pretty good, just slowly getting up and preparing for a shower. You?
>>698057377
The one related to the conversation at hand?
>>698057354
That's what I mean, she and the manga is posted so much here, though slightly less recently, that I just find it weird.
>>698057525
the same frog
>>698057325
Fighting with my internet to post, and flirting while listening to eurobeat and tire screeching/engine noises like always.
How about you?
>>698057410
Hmmm, how much you weigh Nonon? I think I need someone other than my cousin to practice riding with on this new bike I'll be getting after Tuesday.
>>698057525
Ayyyy Froge! Doing good despite being so busy?
>>698057536
Nope, haven't seen any Arppegio claims, despite the vast amount of Kantai claims we get.
>>698057071
Th-that's! really really lewd!! what is the matter with you?
Claim
>>698057761
Uhh, 190
>>698057613
maybe they think the manga only goes up to the episodes of the anime then or something
>>698056900
Yo what's up dolly?
>>698056997
Then start posting cp faggot.
>>698057071
Well no shit dude, but you said it like if you had known for so long!
Hey you know what? I found this really cool supra in LA. I think I might buy it. Ill take it home and just leave it to rust outside.
>should I get that thing you guys were talking about?
>>698057121
Damn. I hate waking up in the morning because I'm cold. Or actually just waking up from an interruption.
>>698057262
Butt... Lewds! Just get lewds from both!
>>698057354
That's cool.
>>698057410
What? You write books? Wow.
>>698057525
Damn. It's been a pretty long time since I last saw you.
>>698057613
Alright myself, just woke up properly. Probably gonna make some lunch. I think I'm slowly waking up later and later.
>>698057761
Ah so the usual then? I'm good at the moment, just thinking about what to gave for lunch.
>>698057956
Nothing much Squid ^. Yourself?
>>698057956
I'm planning to have writing novels, short stories as a hobby. A more useful hobby than just lazing with vidya
>>698052070
I had attempted, didn't work out.
>>698057956
Ok fine, have some CP
>>698057798
I've got a whole list, where should I start?
>>698057883
Ohh, alright. Think that's right on the edge of where I'd feel comfortable having someone on the back. Good practice.
>Won't be till I'm more comfortable solo riding it, since Monday will be the first day I even touch it.
>>698057956
I so did.
REEEEEE! But really, the ad didn't list ANY details, and the guy isn't responding to my email.
>What thing?
>>698058103
Normally don't have to fight with the internet. It's being pissy tonight.
Get some form of pasta!
>I regret not having more of my grandmas fettuccine.
>>698058192
Does it ever?
>>698057956
While Hanako might be up for it once she realizes her true feelings I don't think Rin will
>>698058371
The bottom so i don't have to hear any of it!!
>>698057630
the same tomo
>>698057761
Yup! Life is going well.
Only problem is saving money but I'm getting better with that, working overtime and stuff.
>>698057956
Squiddly diddly!
How ya been friendo?
>>698058533
yes froppy
>>698058371
Makoto that telegram isn't mine
I didn't make one
>>698058371
Usually, and without error.
Ah, but it's alright. There is much work to be done.
>>698056258
Heh, you think I'm not ready?
>>698057071
>I was merely pretending XDD
Been there, done that.
>>698058192
Try harder
You can only gain from more sleep
>>698058103
Just laying in bed, listening to Styx.
>>698058139
But, laziness is good. I like laziness. I like laying in bed and doing nothing, games, or listening to music.
>>698058273
Can you post the human kind?
>>698058371
Well how did you know? I'm not understanding that part. So you're will to drive all the way up north for an inorganic object yet you won't come up here for a person, who can care for you!?
>telegram. Fuck you, you made me go back up the thread to see what it's called
>>698058429
Then get Rin lewds first! Then you go for Hanako!
>>698058533
Ayy waddup! I've been great! It's very nice to see you again after such a long time! How have you been in your busy life?
>>698059094
Like this?
>>698058371
Slap the shit out of your router. I might do, or I could just make toast and be done with it.
>Well you know for the future.
>>698058528
Yo Nico.
>>698058980
Heya Red.
>>698059094
Ah okay. What song?
>>698058852
The only thing than can keep my up is people being wrong on the internet.
>>698059191
>Heya Red.
>Red
Fucking kek
>>698057071
What's up
>>698059191
Right now it's the song Grand Illusion. I saw them live earlier today. Man it was great!
>Ika
>Here's a pic
>>698059191
Hey there love!
>>698058980
I don't know.. I'd need some good convincing!
>>698058103
Got a plan for today or just the usual?
>>698059516
Here comes shizuru to say
"The usual"
>>698059094
Clearly that is the only solution. I have to start aggressively flirting with Rin
>>698058528
That's fine, I wouldn't want to hold you up anyways. Go on, have fun, before Breeki falls asleep. :^)
>>698058533
Ohh, nice! Overtime sucks, getting paid well at least?
Saving up for anything specific?
>>698058815
Wew, here we go. Who to believe...
>>698058852
Might as well be productive if you can't sleep, eh?
>>698058980
It was just a prank bro. :^)
>>698059094
Idol magic.
>Implying
I straight asked if I could visit, you said no way!
>Mmm, plenty here have it. I see no reason not to.
>>698059191
If i knew where it was, I would! Toast is good, especially the buttered variety!
>That I do.
>>698059399
Not much really, how about you?
>>698059632
Not gonna work
>>698059311
It's a nickname I have for Maki, I'm not that retarded yet don't worry.
>>698059448
Oh fair enough. Where were they playing?
>>698059505
How're you doing Niissan?
>>698059516
Think I've gotta go down the bank later. Some shits going on with my account I think. Other than that yeah the usual. Yourself?
>>698059676
Hunt for it! It can't really escape. Yeah plus a lot less effort too.
>Good
>>698059676
What is that supposed to mean?
Cutie
>>698059023
I'll have to, later.
I apologize.
>>698059245
Your righteous fury fills me with hope
>>698059676
Right.
