Most cringeworthy sentence you can muster.
>>698048991
"Most cringeworthy sentence you can muster." You faggot.
OP
>>698048991
"I love you please don't leave me"
>>698048991
I lurk /b/.
>>698048991
Im an atheist
>>698048991
Any sentence containing "femenine penis"
>>698049310
That's a good one boss
>>698048991
OP isn't a faggot and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>698048991
"as a _____ can confirm."
"Stop oppressing me you cis scum! I'll have you know I'm gender queer non-binary transgender, Demi pan asexual romantic trans race, so check your privilege!"
Haha u mad?
>>698048991
Please respond
Got m'new fedora, now to head off to Bronycon; I hope Tara Strong got the MLP/Sonic fanfic I wrote starring her.
>>698048991
what op said, yeah that.
I browse 4chan
>>698048991
its a meem you dip
I only post memes ironically.
"fapping to traps isn't gay"
i'm sure lots of you faggots say that unironically
I've been eating Togos sandwiches since 1971, at San Jose State
MODS
"I want to make cummies...in her vagoo"
Was something I read today on /b/.
Le
Cock rate, tribute, post girls and other anons say what they'd do, wincest trap mental illness your mother will die in her sleep trump Clinton, Loli bread thread
>>698052693
Oh, you mean the Reddit millennial adoption of /b/ ?
"I like DQs burgers and fries!"
>>698048991
I browse 4chan
>>698048991
*pounces on you and hugs you with my wolf paws*
>being this new
Oh how I hate the smell of summer
>>698052896
>I'm an original 4channer I have been on /B/ since 2001 and started the term oldfaggots, but I think reddit is still better. My deviantart is kooltechnohedgehog98
you can take google on my opinion
Black lives matter.
>>698048991
i use zozzle
One day she'll look me in the eyes and say, "Andrew Fields, you make me wish I never had a niggerbaby."
>>698049310
I believe in the big high sky man, if you don't agree with me, you are stoopid
"If you don't respond to this post, your mom will die in her sleep tonight, no exceptions."
>>698049310
This
>>698048991
Raise up Fool
>>698048991
There are more than 2 genders
I voted ndp
>>698049310
what time to be alive
>>698054559
I voted Liberal or PC or NDP or Green
classic
i like hip
I could give ya the ol' lickaroo
>>698048991
As an athiest who loves pfeminine penises, I bid you good day, m'lady
*tin foils fedora*
Good day mi'lady, could a mighty fine gentleman such as mi'self bring such a fine lady as yourself out for a smashingly euphoric cup of coffee?
i usually run my mod around .13 ohms for a nice flavorful vape with just enough cloud
Pokemon go is a great way to get your kids to play outdoors!
I like anime
Some people actually think Trump is worth voting for.
>>698055201
nothings wrong with anime. way better then the garbage on regular tv
>>698048991
"I drive a mustang. "
>>698048991
Ni Ni Ni!
My little pony is the best show ever, plus i'm gonna get married to twilight sparkle, this is gonna be the best day of my life <3
squad up fam
I'm voting for Jill Stein.
"Black Lives Matter"
>>698049310
winrar
"Meet me in the back, i want to pull on your alien things while fuck"
Heh, you wouldn't last a minute on /b/ with /b/tards like myself, it's the internet hell...
I prefer the cello instead of the violin.
"I'm voting trump to make america great again"
>>698049388
there is no such thing as a femenine penis
>>698052469
of course its gay, dosnt stop it being fucking hot
Does bruno mars is gay?
I prefer Tumblr.
I can give you the old lickeroo.
>>698048991
I'm voting for Trump.
>>698048991
Donald Trump will make america great again
I'm not racist, but...
>>698052322
>checked and /thread
Hate speech.
please dont leave me and pls respond
"Britain safter stronger and better off in the EU"
I've honestly never felt this way before. It's so easy to talk to you. I feel like I've known you my whole life. I don't want you to fall for me, but you make me want to be a better man. You make me realize that no matter what, good things are around the corner. When I look into those beautiful blue eyes, I get lost, and I've never been happier to be lost. Putting a smile on your face is the most rapturous feeling I've ever felt. I just love when you're happy, no matter what - even if its when you're with your boyfriend, but I think I can make you happier, because I'm a nice guy, and I don't think he treats you like the goddess you are. Be my girlfriend.
Pls respond
"Please respond"
>>698048991
First try: I fucked my shit last night.
>>698059341
>The most cringiest sentence.
0/10 Learn to play the game.
>>698048991
I get people to cringe at this when I meet their mother and she is hot. I look to them and say "Your mom is hot." Despite it being true, they always cringe.
Summer Fagg'in It.
>>698052556
what's wrong with you mate?let the kids be cute about it,let them make cummies.
>>698059558
ah the classic "not recognizing pasta" trick
youre too good at this
>>698048991
gibe de pusi b0ss
I think Donald Trump would make a great president.
>>698053647
10/10 would eat that
>>698048991
My body pillow left me for another.
>>698048991
"Is this gluten free? I'm an atheist vegan. My IQ is too high to have to rely on meat"
I was raped today by a white male cis scum who assumed my gender!
Vote for Hillary
>>698054010
pls return to r/atheism
Trump 2016
>>698062527
Why? Because you can't come up with some legit proof or an argument, but instead just prove my point? M'kay.
>>698062816
not that guy but its more that no body cares about your opinion or how you feel, were not your friends
>>698063084
Better cry myself to sleep now. Tell me something new.
"DONT JOKE ABOUT RAPE! ITS NOT A JOKE"
>>698062816
Op I think we have a winner.
What it do
>>698048991
There is nothing wrong with being black.
Do you guys wanna see me do some vape tricks?
>>698064032
Congratulations, you can come up with the basic 4chan comments to pass on giving me proof of a god.
>inb4 fuxk off faggot durr
>>698048991
Liberals are dumb. They don't even know what electrical votes are.
>>698049204
underrated post
"Rey is a Mary Sue"
>>698064278
Baiting too hard is cancer too, newfriend
Do you watch Steven universe? I can relate to it so much.
>>698048991
"I miss the old /b/"
You are all faggots. Who cares? Why do you even watch these no talent wannabe celebrities ? Oh , wait it's because you are all millennial faggots that's live at home with their parents and don't have real jobs and play video games all day. Grow the fuck up and start being responsible, maybe then you will get a girlfriend. Fuck YouTube and the stupid people who all they do is film themselves playing video games and rambling on and on
What's dubs?
Benghazi!
*laughs politely* hehe rawr XD *shyly approaches girl* hey um I think your pretty ;) *blushes*
>>698064640
She's gonna eat him, holy christ.
>>698064451
And again. You're just proving my point. I'm not baiting dude, I just really wanna know what's wrong with denying the existance of a higher power. There literally is no evidence of a god existing. I'm not calling anyone out. I'm not baiting. And I respect everyone's beliefs. But why is it so wrong not to believe is a higher power. Can we please cut the crap and have an actual talk about it?
"dab"
when cucks send any message with valentine hearts
<3
or as i call them cuck hearts
>>698064640
HARPOOOOOOOOONSSS
>>698048991
I'm with her.
>>698064752
With most people it's the complexity of the universe on the micro/macro scale--and so far science doesn't have a good enough explanation for where everything came from. I'm an atheist. This is what I hear most.
>>698064718
*glomps you and nuzzles into your chest shyly* nya~ Baka! Don't call me that *blushes* >////<
what ever you wish m'lady my queen
>>698048991
leafyishere <3
>>698064752
You're wrong, dude. Watch Ghosthunters.
i hate feminst!! i love gore! :P im on 4chan so 9gag is nothing for me i am the dark side......
>loli bread
>cancer/newfags
pick one, newfaggots. there were times when 4chan contains loli board. I hate these normalfags straight from leddit or facebook or 9gag getting triggered by loli threads (real 4chan culture). too pedo for you? fuck off back to 9gag.
>>698052693
>>698052798
>>698054143
faggot.
>>698065069
Fuck me daddy
>>698059667
I think I met you... I cringed when I was told that.
this post -> >>698065016
"i hate feminst!! i love gore! :P im on 4chan so 9gag is nothing for me i am the dark side......"
butthurt tumblr landwhale is trying to troll.
>>698065190
I've had that happen with two different girls. Cringe so hard my dick goes soft.
>>698064909
Doesn't surprise me that the only normal answer here comes from an atheist. Anyways, there might not be an explenation for the creation of the universe, but that doesn't confirm the existence of a higher power.
"I think I know that girl! She is in my science class! OMG kek"
>>698048991
Women! I am cutting off my penis for you to prove my dedication to our feminist cause! *cut, show bloody penis, pass out*
>>698065269
You don't know what your missing you silly nig-nog
>>698065224
Not that poster. But it's kinda true. I mean, look at /b/. The whole 'random' concept is dead. People are just here to feel edgy, dark and different
I'm a male feminist.
>>698054010
that sentence was cringeworthy in the sense that it was supposed to be mocking. so salt
>>698065016
WINRAR! Only because it's not the actually post that is cringey, it's the person behind it and their intention.
>>698052896
My god..
>>698065514
Alright, I'm so hurt right now. Happy? Just tell me why you believe in god.
>>698059341
Everything was actually fine until i read the boyfriend part
buzzfeed/liberal news outlet headlines.
"Uh oh, Trump's campaign not going as well as he thinks!"
"Trump supporters were told nice things, and had these RACIAL SLURS to say in return!"
"Give in to brainwasherberg now or be denied purchaseable groceries when rapture hits!"
I'm a social justice warrior
Of course I'm your best friend, I just think you can do better than him, has nothing to do with him being black either.
>>698065665
Because if I ask got for dubs he will grant me dubs! ALMIGHTY DUBS GET!>>698065717
>>698065665
because nature has not the sense of humor to come up with someone like you
>>698049310
I take the word of Jewish peasants from the Bronze Age as infallible truth.
>>698066008
God if you're real grant meeeeeeeee DUBS GET!
>>698066008
Proving my point even further. No actual arguments, just stupid 'insults' making you look even more stupid.
>>698064752
>There literally is no evidence of a god existing.
>I haven't seen something
>therefore it doesn't exist
Millions or more have spoken and written of having undergone religious experiences. Observed miracles. Visions. Prophecy. Many bad, evil people have changed their ways after such things and striven to improve their lives and repent. Entire, persistent mystical organizations exist for the sole purpose of touching God. People willingly die for their faith, to adhere to its moral codes.
But there's "literally no evidence."
You can't accurately explain the interplay of color to the blind. And you can't explain the beauty of symphonic harmony to the deaf. But they aren't arrogant enough to deny that such beautiful sensations exist just because they, personally, cannot sense them.
You are, though.
"Enjoy your meal."
"You too."
>>698066008
>nature has not the sense of humor
Hey OP I think we have a winner
>>698065985
Wellp. I guess skyfaggot works in mysterious ways.
>>698058215
Leftist cuck detected ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i try to prove why religion is wrong in a cringe thread
>>698066126
People also thought the world was flat and the earth the center of the universe
>Until they learned better
>>698066126
Nigga I ain't reading all dat shit... HOLY DUBS GET! Come on god some me the dubs
>>698066126
>You can't accurately explain the interplay of color to the blind. And you can't explain the beauty of symphonic harmony to the deaf. But they aren't arrogant enough to deny that such beautiful sensations exist just because they, personally, cannot sense them.
Absolutely shithouse example, easily destroyed, pls don't use ever again.
>>698049388
What about feminine balls?
Whatever sky faggot! I don't need your pussy ass dubs anyways! I'll just be Buddhist or something, it'll at least cure my addiction for dubs... Unlike YOU
>>698066108
you're the one taking some anonymous user seriously and getting shaken up enough to start defending your beliefs. who cares
>>698066178
>Pray to God
>Call him a faggot
Mr. Virgin White
>>698066126
Finally people, a religious person that's not talking like a dumbass. I get your whole point and such, but there still is ny physical evidence. I know it's a stretch, but I can say the same thing about let's say, Bigfoot, or ghosts. People have claimed to have seen Bigfoot or ghosts, but there was never any physical evidence. Ofcourse a person sees what a person sees, but that doesn't mean what they saw was real. We have people locked up in asylum's or having to see psychiatrists because they see spooky shit. How are they that much different?
>>698066363
your third eye is blind my nigga
>>698066525
I don't pray to god. I'm an atheist.>>698065665
Das me
didnt think the mention of atheism would derail a thread like this, but i realize it is the middle of summer
>>698066126
>Millions or more have spoken and written of having undergone religious experiences. Observed miracles. Visions. Prophecy.
Millions more have claimed to observe the same things produced by a myriad of different polytheistic gods over thousands of different religions. Which one is right? Is your God? Let me guess: It's your God.
>>698048991
Ive been here all summer, im not a newfag xD
>>698066515
I'm taking him serious because I know he's not as stupid as he portraits himself. I'm not getting shaken up, I just want to know what's with all the hate against atheists
I'm a vegan atheist CrossFit enthusiast, Trump 2016, what are those?
>>698066741
It's the same assfaggots who browse this board no matter what time of year it is
Do you guys ever think Jesus was a sub? I mean after all, he did get NAILED pretty hard
"The earth is flat, prove me wrong faggots."
>>698067085
"Well uhh.. a lot of people say so and uh... SKYLORD MADE IT ROUND. YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M WRONG. IT'S IN THIS BOOK"
>>698049204
this one is the only one really cringe worthy yet
>>698067085
>>698048991
rate me, /b/
>>698067433
3/3
>>698066854
generally anyone who's done their research knows that atheism is becoming less accepted as an obvious conclusion to scientific discoveries. agnosticism at the least makes more sense, but the existence of a higher power is the only way our existence would be possible. physicality had to come from something outside of itself, and therefore those living within will have difficulty understanding whats outside of the physical. same logic that leads to higher dimensions. the higher dimensions are the spiritual realm in which the higher power exists in a form we cant comprehend, but thats how we got here and we wouldnt continue running without its intervention (double slit experiment). religion isnt blind faith, its just the acceptance that we cant and wont be able to comprehend this higher power. from there, people can debate which religion or whatever but atheism is out of the question. i personally think christianity is the answer bc every other book is autistic and bible predicts too much to be coincidence. do the r'search m'boy
>>698048991
I believe in God
>>698059341
this this this
"Vaccines cause autism"
"You should get your theaton levels checked"
Literally anything about astrology
"The wealth will trickle down"
>>698048991
"Im currently wearing my sister-in-laws panties"
>>698048991
m'lady
>>698048991
"I'm doing this to prove to my parents that I have self worth"
>>698067532
>physicality had to come from something outside of itself
Why? Just because you can't understand the origins of existence doesn't mean it has to be magic.
Owo still wub me when im no longer young and yiffable
Hillary Clinton will make a great president
*its a hologram*
Suicide squad is a American Classic and Leto was the best joker ever.
Can I kill myself now?
M'lady
>>698053647
Can't tell if it's shooped
>>698067532
Or 2 atoms collided in a void called a hyper dimension then exploded causing a giant growth of matter.
I vape
>>698054559
Triggered
>>698048991
"It was possible he was concieved by the midi-chlorians."
Hillary Clinton would look good Slave Leia's metal bra and panties.
>>698068614
Winner
>>698068443
r u a scientist?
Its called a lightsaber not a swors
"It's ok baby. I know you didn't mean to fuck those guys. I forgive you."
>>698064278
M8.
No one fucking cares.
>>698048991
"Do you have a bf?"
Hehehe, say what you want but ill never stop singing in the rain and dancing like no-ones watching!
My name.. oh, let me tell you my name: I'm confused.
Because.. uh.. you know.. like we're supposed to believe in the ministry, right? So is the, uh, is the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused 'cause I never went to school.
Right? Is a confused person.. get a resolution? I don't understand. You see, when you go like that, right, you have a cross – two sticks, right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo, cause when I walked in Waterloo and smiled at people they treated me like a vampire. They used a cross and they went like this by not smiling at me.
In Toronto – hey, hi guys! you know me – Steve Spiros, easy going? Those who know me, I'm a nobody, you understand? And you can't kill a person with no BODY!
So why am I afraid? I'm not afraid! I'm afraid of the bogeyman. Who's the bogeyman? You figure it out! I'm getting outta here! I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out.
And I'm gonna wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because WOMEN show their TITS! Have short SKIRTS! And then they feel VIOLATED when I LOOK at them! Why? 'Cause I have sunglasses on and I'm weird.
Uhh, I'm from Humberside.. I'm sorry if I made a fool of Humberside.
But to all those people who called me a sleepwalker: I woke up! Now I'm going back to sleep 'cause I'm gonna be committed in an isolation room because I'm gonna go back to the ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am – a FUCK-UP!
GOOD-BYE!
Hey, Toronto's good. Look at.. look at this square! It was a shithole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York, Manhattan! Where are the bums? There's no bums here! Toronto doesn't have bums! But Waterloo, they're creating bums, they created me – why? I don't know, maybe it's the church! Talk to the pope, he knows everything.
I've had it! I'm gonna die! How can you die when you're DEAD!? Oh, wait a second. I'm gonna be crucified, right?
(sighs) I'm not gonna raise my voice. Cause I'm committed to the Lord. I love you.
Please respond.
>>698048991
>I browse 4chan
>>698048991
kik?
I'm a hacker
I got two
>Gen5 was the best one
>Gen1 was the only good one
I browse 4chan
I like my steak well-done with ketchup.
Any sentence using the word jew aggressively. You just sound like a 6th grader who recently discovered South Park and think the humor is lolrandumbxD
Hey. What's up? I make memes. You guys should check 'em out
>genuine use of "kys"
I like loli my little pony horses. Fap to em every day
I don't argue with dead people.
"_____ is cancer"
Get a vocabulary you meme-loving retard. Or use the term correctly. If you're about to ask how it should be used, don't use it.
I'm an atheist but not like those faggots online. *tips leather messenger cap*
>>698072209
You is cancer
>cringe as an adjective
>"cringeworthy"
This shit backfired hard.
>>698049310
Anyone who takes the time to wear the title atheist is cringeworthy
I like all types of music. Accept country lol.
"hey can any of you Anons edit this pic so she's wearing a diaper instead?"
>>698072501
Cringe is a verb...
>>698072673
This. All of that insecurity is a FACTORY of secondhand embarrassment. Might as well say "I'm afraid you won't like me if I don't listen to your kind of music but I'm also afraid to say anything positive about country music because hating it is trendy."
Yo bro can I haz chezbargur
>>698072890
That's my point. All these leafyfags running around saying "x is so cringe ugh kys"
>>698072673
What if I don't want to accept country?
>>698053647
Florm is better
I voted for Hillary
.
Why don't nice guys ever get the girl
OP
>>698048991
Yeah, I know all that, but I love her anyway...
>>698052556
CUMMIES
U
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>>698048991
Hai guyz,Platypus of Doom here (LOL so radom!!!!) whatz goin on in this thread??? (Holds up spork)
>>698048991
I let my gf get fucked by a tranny while I ate cheerios in my closet.
Hey, you probably won't read this but i just started a new youtube channel so please take a look.
Also
Sub 4 sub
>>698073845
This is more than one sentence faggot
I'm German
All white women love black cock
>>698053265
>all those marine corps stickers
At least you never fail to disappoint me gents
/b/ is lit! :D
Like if you agree
Donald trump is a racist.
"Newfag"
>>698048991
"I'm with Hillary"
>>698048991
"Trump...cuck...maga..."
Women shouldn't need proof when she says someone raped her
>>698073194
Greg is better
#teamvalor/mystic/instinct
>>698074973
#teamrocket
>>698052469
>you're either fully gay or fully straight
>what is any level of bisexuality
Am i the only one who breathes?
The problem with moving faster than light is always living in the darkness.
>>698075180
It's not gay to fap to crossdressing men aslong as you refer to him as she/her
>>698048991
>Who are you calling faggot? You are an ignorant toad, you breeder
Someone unironically said that to me once
"Of all your beautiful curves your smile is the best xD"
Im voting for Hillary Clinton
>>698053265
i dont know why im even trying to wrap my mind around all of this
>>698071792
This just makes me angry really
>>698064640
is that considered side-boob?
>>698048991
make america great again
>>698048991
Hillary clinton
Listen to me, i know what I'm talking about.
Please respond.
>>698053647
Id eat it.only a mans meal
"Let's have a furry thread"
>>698076299
Anything this faggot says because Just a name isn't a sentence
>>698076299
>>698076822
>>698076866
also check'd
>>698055302
That's a pretty cringe worthy sentence right there.
>>698048991
I do alpha male shit.
>>698052536
Fantastic
Also
Feminine penis
I'm voting for Hillary
I prefer the Japanese voices.
Feel the Bern
>>698048991
Make america great again!
>>698057190
Good job, buddy. Winrar is also pretty cringeworthy
>>698057541
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>698049388
Beat me to it
>>698048991
Black lives matter!
>>698058179
delete this
>>698063812
I find it's cringeworthy that you find this cringeworthy. It's a shame how demented fucks like you won't empathize until somebody close to them is raped
>>698049133
this guy must be called cringeworthy a lot. you can tell by how he replies so angrily.
>>698072673
>>698072923
Country music blows is why people don't like it lol.
>>698050557
As an avid redditor and a gentleman of higher intellect can confirm
It's 2016, guys!
>>698048991
I may be from 4chans /b/ and know how to have fun, but I still know how to treat a lady properly ;)