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NZ / New Zealand Thread
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>>698048596
bloody cold tonight
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>>698048596
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>>698048794
Fuck oath, even the North Island is single digits
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Anyone here bought ciggies from online and had trouble with customs?
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>>698048931
Was single digit in my living room till recently
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>>698048985
Don't really wanna risk it tbh, our customs is fucking harsh
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>>698048985
Define "trouble". I think you always have to pay import tax on any number of smokes, if that's what you mean
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Sieg fuck
What's up, yo?
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>>698049120
yeah, you get sent a letter to pay tax right?
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>>698049028
I hope you had a blanket and someone to cuddle with
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>>698048985
no because im not a fucking retard
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does anyone else have that really annoying cold at the moment
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>>698049188
I've only been taxed once, but from memory, yeah.
And they hold the package until you pay up.
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>>698049164
Yoza, cuz
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>>698049203
nah just beer and chili sauce to heat me up from the inside
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>>698049305
yeah i dont wanna pay lol. I just wanna bring in 2 packs because we don't get any decent ciggies here
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>698049411
They've got a cost calculator thing on their site, it shouldn't be too much money.
Can't get shit here though, aye. What are you wanting to get?
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>>698049483
Took ya long enough
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FagBro reporting. anyone else have a fetish for store fronts?
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>>698048985
My mum did years ago. Got a massive tax invoice from the government that she had to pay.
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>>698049601
Just wanna get some klove cigs and shit, its $60 + duty, so its not worth at all to import it.
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I am so fucking happy it's finally Friday.
Done with this week. Cunt went on way too long.
Beer time. Relax time. Have a wank then play some games.
Really looking forward to No Mans Sky. I wish it were out now.
OMG it looks so fucking cool. I can't wait. How's everyone else tonight?
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>>698049719
Hell yeah, motherfucker
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'ey m80s,

>>698048985
>buying ciggies from online
why though? just go to the chink supermarket

>>698049164
just having a cheecky doob, hbu?

>>698049279
nah man, but you should make a turmeric, cayene, milk and honey drink... burn that shit out
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>>698049953
fuck off n8
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>>698048985
Bought cigars from America and had no problems. Don't know about cigarettes though.
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>>698050050
cos ciggies are fucking expensive locally
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chur cuzzy thats the one, mean drifts my bro, Sieg fuking yoza my might black power, gotta us a sesh gee? straight up gee wanna fight? ow? im ur cousin g
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>>698050162
online or brought them in your luggage?

>>698050050
i dont want to ingest heavy metals bruh
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>>698050179
i will literally cuck you
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>>698050050
My anti-cold drink consists of honey, lemon, fresh ginger, fresh garlic, fresh tumeric, and a little bit of cloves.
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>>698049957
I'm with you on that, man. Cheers to the fucking weekend!
Don't have any beersies on me at the moment, but I might nip down to the shops and get some.
Beer on a Friday night is a given, after all!
Rude of me not to ask though, what happened in your week that makes you glad it's over? Anything bad, or just another long week?
Of course, if you'd rather just forget about it, that's cool too. You could just read the first letter of every line instead.
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>>698050050

lol yeah or i could just sacrifice a goat...
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>>698050438
all the bookies saying lions will win tomorrow
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>>698050269
Online. From italiansmokes.com.

They ship from America.
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>>698049957
It could be better
Didn't do much today
Been listening to The Beatles - Revolver
Really fucking cold in my room
Outside must be freezing
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is dunners out here?
dunners get your ass on tinychat
bitch don't make hurt you
right now
or i will cut you fool
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>>698050522
Never gambled with bookies. Only ever with my mates.

Usually about weird shit. Like who's gunna win a wrestle at a party in some guy's shed. Made decent money off that shit though
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west akl bro reporting in
damn shitty rain is pissing me right the fuck off
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>>698050763
fuck off nobody likes the tinychat ya daft cunt
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>>698050821
Been sunny in kerikeri all day. Cold as fuck though. Can hardly feel the fireplace, and it's fucking cranking.
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>>698050821
Get yourself a brolly bro
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>>698050786
>a bunch of guys olive oil wrestling in a shed
doesnt seem gay at all
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>>698050511
gettin smart aye cunt?
seriously though, cayenne will dry your sinuses out, just snort a quarter tspn
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>>698050967
Yeah nah you don't get many fire places in auckland
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>>698050947
If you say so, heaps of people use it
Don't act like you fucking no anything.
Bitch ass mother fucker
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
O
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>>698051013
chur
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>>698051023
I wish my dick was that straight :(
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>>698051023
I never said anything about olive oil.

Not that I'd mind. Some of my mates are kinda hot.

There's usually blood and bruises, so unless you're into hardcore S&M, it's not exactly erotic.

They're clothed, too.
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>>698050947
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>698051193
mine is slightly curved t the right. prolly from too much fapping
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>>698051216
it's all fun and games until your best mate's finger ends up down your asshole
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Why kiwi chicks never have pussies this nice? >>698044370
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>>698050947
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>>698051331
Mine curves to the left!
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>>698051331
Mine goes left. We should hang out.
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>>698051055
>snorting cayenne pepper
This is like the homemade glowsticks all over again, expect the potential for death is way more obvious
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>>698051331
Mine just looks a bit curved cuz there's a massive vein on one side. I have a strangely vascular dong.
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>>698051443
poast her facbook page fgt
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>>698051500
Mines inverted :(
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>>698051452
>>698051467
interesting. it think ine fucks off to the right because i fap with left hand
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>>698051435
>why dont i ever see pussy irl?
bc youre a mcCunt, bro
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>>698051193
>>698051331
>>698051452
>>698051467
>>698051500
>>698051625
>>698051663
>/nzg/ - curvy dicks edition
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>65 posts
>11 posts
HOLY FUCK this is embarrassing
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>>698051749
next thread.
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>698051749
mine curves toward (You)
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>>698051795
you dropped your 'ers' faggot
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>>698051413
That's when the fun and games start, mate.
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>>698050050
>buying ciggies
>chink supermarket
Really? I've heard they've got a lot of shit, but I've never been and looked
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>>698051663
this. mine has the curvature of a banana. most likely because i was aggressively fapping from ages 12-22. i have been on a no fap for six years now
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>>698051878
Ooh, baby...
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Why is this NZ thread mostly about post of fags and their curved dicks?
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Made a burrito and accidentally added way too much hot sauce.

Not as hot as I expected. I'm a bit disappointed tbh.
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>>698052172
Shut up and tell us which way your dick curves, faggot
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>>698052033
Just vape dude. Fuck the fedora meme. I pay $6US for 30ml of ejuice. Each one lasts me 2 weeks. It's the equivalent of 600 cigarettes.
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>>698052172
>Country of faggots and trap lovers
>"Why is everyone talking about dicks"
Gee I dunno, probably the same reason why all threads on /b/ and /gif/ are either cuck porn, gay threads or trap threads.
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>>698052172
Threads are so boring now
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>>698052033
yeah, my local has 20s for 12bucks(with student discount)
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dunedin reporting, gotta a touch of snow in central. didnt settle except for on cars.
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>>698048855
>>698048985
>>698049719
>>698050050

Mmmm nice, new delivery girl pics :D glad to see she's still lurking
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>>698052274
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>>698052312
>now
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>>698052254
Apparently they're talking bout cracking down on taxing vape juice.
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>>698052351
Also spotted pic related
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>>698052393
Nope. They're talking about legalising vape juice with nicotine in it, which is currently technically illegal to sell in New Zealand. Not illegal to import for personal use though.

If they legalise it, they will likely tax it too.
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>>698052355
u fucking wot m8
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>>698052274
gf caught me lurking a trap thread the other day. it was very awkward
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>698052493
Huh. Didn't know that. I don't smoke cigarettes or vape. I love me some toscanos though.
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>>698052274
Actually a valid point, why are there so many constant cuck and trap threads now? Was /pol/ right for once? Are we being gently shoved towards an agenda?

>>698052530
Oh god
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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT CIG AND VAPEFAGS ARE CANCER
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>>698052530
Cuck porn just makes me angry. If my girl ever tried to cuck me I'd take her and whatever asshole she was fucking out into the woods, give her a gun loaded with blanks, and make her shoot one of us. If she shot me, I'd kill the guy and punch her in the face. If she shot the guy, shed be forgiven.
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>>698052351
Plenty up in the hills, a few roads were closed at various points in the day
>>698052453
'66? Could be a Gran Sport, pretty rare. Fucking enormous engines.
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>>698052655
>daily
what happened you on july the 29th faggot?
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>>698052760
>Cuck porn just makes me angry
that's exactly why it keeps getting posted. it's a bunch of trolls that love triggering people. if everyone just ignored them they would stop but those threads reach bump limit because faggots keep posting saying how mad they are
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>>698052760
It's supposed to make you angry, I'm pretty sure it's just posted as glorified bait threads
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nudes thread any fags keen?
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>>698052986
sure
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>>698052986
sorry we keeping this one cancer free today
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>>698053034
obviously meant a separate thread faggot
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>>698052986
Only if you got oc
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>>698052808
yeah winz opened late because they didnt have enough staff kek, which meant I had to stand around in the cold. luckily central is under cover

have another angle
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>>698052949
>the dogs face
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>>698053098
yep, post urs and ill post mine chur
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>>698052655
>>698052493

New studies from the ministry of health conclude that vaping does not cause cancer, is safer than cigarettes, but as yet is not recommended as a smoking cessation device. New legislation hopes to change that. If ecigs are classified as smoking cessation products they will be subsidised by the government.
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>>698053170
get a job you fucking bum
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>>698053259
Anyone good with photoshop able to make a non-shit version of this?
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>>698053259
fuck you, not my fault all the non english speaking imigrants take every fucking job
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>>698053176
10 years from now they will find out that it cause brain cancer or some shit
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>>698052615
>why are there so many constant cuck and trap threads
the modern man is repressed and out of touch with his unconscious masculine, thus his anima is reciprocally encouraged.
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>>698053259
I got one I just have to wait till they start up again
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>>698053173
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>>698053170
>left-hand drive
>no passenger mirror
>the sheer size of it
It must be such a bastard to drive in this country. Plush as fuck though, nice car.
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>>698053351
If a non english speaking immigrant can take your job you're fucking worthless and should kill yourself now.
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>>698053474
the interior was really nice, original design so someone loves it a lot.
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SO. NZedders. Serious question.

I'm in South Africa. Both my brothers are in Auckland.

The fuckers keep telling me to come on over, it's the best, it's stable, blah blah fucking blah.

Going over next year to visit, but from what I hear, they're both renting. I own a 4 bedroom house in a non-nigger infested area. Great life here. A nanny to look after the kid, a maid to clean the house, a gardener to tend to the yard and keep the cars clean. Wife has a great job working half day (full benefits).

Is it insane to even consider going over?

Pic completely unrelated.
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>>698052760
cuckoldry is glorified and encouraged now. liberal leaders across the world lead by example
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>>698053459
Fucking kek
Nice doggo could see dark times on the horizon...
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>>698053593
Don't. We hate South Africans. You're seriously the worst fucking people.
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>>698053593
If you like your life then dont move. You wont get any of that shit in auckland unless you're earning a fuck ton.
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>>698053593
If you're already set up don't even consider it man, the housing situation in this country is INSANE, rent is fucking insane in most areas, and that's assuming you can even find a house. Our dollar is worth next to nothing and there are niggers fucking everywhere, don't ditch your setup for a chance at a better one, you won't find it
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>>698052986
Start it up /b/ro
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>>698053750
speak for yourself faggot. Saffas are based as fuck
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>>698053750
I'm not South African. I just live here. We were all born in the UK.

And yeah, right now I fucking hate South Africans too, so we'd have that in common.
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>>698053845
>born in UK
sorry we're full
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>>698053775
>>698053781
Yeah, I don't think I'd be earning that well.
My brothers were talking some shit about the housing situation being so bad houses sell by auction before they even hit the market? Is that true or are they smoking some shit?
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>>698053593
Stay out of our country, shithead.

>>698053842
t. South African faggot

>>698053845
After reading this, okay I change my mind you're allowed in :)
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>>698053994
They're completely correct. Where I live asians have purchased a chunk of land and are currently developing an asian-only residential area, no whites allowed.
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>>698053994
Last story I heard was some investor making $100k and change on a house in a day
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calling all nudesfags
>>698054035
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>>698054182
hidden and reported
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>>698053593
the only upside of nz is you could fuck a brown chick and not get any sideways looks... if thats not a thing for you, stay in apartheid zone
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>>698054047
i've met loads of saffas on rugby tour they're legit. you obvos got cucked by one
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>>698054331
Gonna get cucked by a bunch of them on Sunday
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>>698054489
y
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>>698054331
any ruggercunts are alright,
welsh, poms, japs or coconuts
speaking in general though, saffas carry alot of prejudges and I find their over-representation in our govt positions unsettling
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>>698054035
come over cunts thread is taking off
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>>698055137
no it isn't
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>>698054546
the rugby final
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>>698055606
contribute then dickead
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>>698054271
That doesn't bother me. The wife is half white, half coloured.
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>>698055061
What? They've been elected to govt positions? Who the fuck was that stupid?

Me, sure, I carry some prejudices, but not really race based.

(he said, on 4chan)
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>>698055833
>coloured
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>>698055667
Seems to me like you're the one not contributing here
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>>698056198
i started the thread buddy
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>>698056165
That's how they identify. Srs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coloureds
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>>698056422
I thought they identified as kaffas
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>>698056762
Nope, kaffirs are darkies. Coloureds are what happens when white people fuck darkies for 400 years+.
Coloureds don't identify as black. They don't speak black languages, don't observe their cultural practices.
Ironically, they're culturally closer to Afrikaners.
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>>698056967
Oh half casts. Except here they tend to get the worst of each race.
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>>698056967
they're also unironically more violent
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>>698057146
You think so? Google Lee Anne Liebenberg. FHM sexiest woman of the year. Dead ringer for my wife, but my wife is only 1.55m.
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>>698056281
And what a shit thread it turned out to be, as usual
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>>698057531
>Lee Anne Liebenberg
She's not a half cast maori/pakeha and post pics of your wife
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shit thred
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>>698058092
Dumb animepo-
>Chrono trigger
nvm I take it back
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Wellington anyone?
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>>698058214
Hank Hill but NZ?
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>>698053593
Your insane if you think were a utopia.
NZ is just like the united states some ok areas and lots of shit ones.
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>>698053593
don't. this country is a fucking toilet. you're honestly better off there
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>>698055833
>The wife is half white, half coloured.
Fuck off, we don't want you shitty up our gene pool with that tras.

No, seriously, stay the fuck away.
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>>698058647
fuck off cunt, this is fucking godzone we're talking about
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threds ded
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>>698059773
we are literally the cucks of the world
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>no bf
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>>698059773
>Fuck off, Kevin
>This is a cunt-free zone, mate!
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>>698059897
>being homo
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>>698059890
No we (((literally))) aren't you literal retard.

Literally.
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>>698059897
I know, bro, sucks.

>tfw you smell real nice and have no bro to sniff your pits
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>>698060105
>being this delusional.
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>>698060259
Yeah you should see someone about it.
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>>698060105
Go sell some more assets John
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>>698059890
we have the least corrupt govt and the highest freedom rating(2014)
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>>698048985
But seeds and grow your own man, the markets getting ridiculous for black market cigs,
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>>698060478
Bullshit on both
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>>698053354
Unless like, it doesn't
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>>698053593
Brown New Zealand is worse than white south africa
White New Zealand is worse than Brown south africa
Das my advice
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>>698059897
buy the book
also world peace episode 1 airing soon brah
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>>698060478
bull fucking shit.
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>>698060478
>>least corrupt
>>gchq exists in nz
>>kim dotcom, known fraudster from overseas bribed his way into the country with our easy-mode $15 million "donation" to the sky tower casino

lol
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tfw cold
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>>698061485
>tfw nobody that loves you and will cuddle in to ward off the cold
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>>698061857
fuck me up fam
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>>698062139
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>>698057779
Wife would cut off my balls. Coloured women are vicious. The short ones even more so. >>698058456
Yeah, not expecting utopia. But here all alone, family all in UK and NZ. Never going back to UK. Wondering about NZ.
>>698058647
Seems like it.
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>>698061857
Oh come on, unless you don't live in Christchurch or Auckland there should be loads of people here who would cuddle.
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>>698062731
>double-negative
I'm too dumb for this shit, man.
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>>698063088
It was a purposeful double negative, on the basis that most of the people here live in one of those two cities therefore it's easy to find someone here if you live in one of those two cities.
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>>698061857
I would cuddle you but I am straight unfortunately.
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>>698062532
>Wondering about NZ.
We don't need more niggers nor nigger lovers here, cunt.
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>>698063399
i dont want to move o your miserable little island anyway you fuckwit
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>>698053593

don't listen to these twats. none of them own houses or have wives.

this is the only thing that a serious concern.

NZ housing prices shot through the roof thanks to shortsighted aggressive immigration cash grabbing. rich Asians flooded in and went property crazy. Greedy real estate faggots thought they hit paydirt.

Result? Ridiculously expensive land if you want to buy a house. Increased population and demand for accommodation drove rent prices up, pissing everyone off. Homeless people have started to appear in poorer areas. Oh yeah, and even more fucking Asians than ever before.

Apart from that. All my ex-pat Saffer friends love it here in comparison to living in Joburg and Pretoria
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>>698063741
i guess it's which would you rather have... chinks fucking it up for everyone, or niggers...
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>>698063907
I mean... at least chinks don't have AIDS
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>>698063500
Good.

You're a race traitor embarrassment and don't pretend you don't know it.
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>>698063500
awww it's always cute to see people get angry on 4chan. Doesn't happen enough these days
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>>698063500
you're not missing out on much
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>>698065375
He's got a darkie for a wife.

He's missing out on plenty, not least of which is brain cells (both he and his monkey).
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>>698065503
he's missing out on Bay of Plenty?
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>>698065739
What a dumb reply. Could have taken the time it took to write that reply to not write that it.

Saved everyone the trouble.
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>>698065503
>is aggressively racist
>calling others stupid
Righto. You're the one who doesn't belong here bro.
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>>698065893
but yet you took the time to write that smug, ignorant and tasteless response. i'm glad i wasted your time.
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American here, New Zealand is cold? I thought it'd have Caribbean weather?
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>>698065928
>You're the one who doesn't belong here bro.
On /b/ on 4chan?

Lol...

>>698066045
I did take the time, yes.

>i'm glad i wasted your time.
Wasn't wasted, not at all. Quite on the contrary, we're only just starting.
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>>698066172
It's as cold, right now, as a guy who realised he fucked up by marrying a darkie.
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>>698066172
cold yes and full of cucks
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>>698066321
>On /b/ on 4chan?
In this country.
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>>698066666
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>>698066677
Ah I forgot, NZ is the country of multiculturalism and my views are totally out of sync with the Kiwi mentality.

It's not like the nation was created through the superiority, both cultural and racial, of one peoples against another or anything.

You're completely right, how could I be so blind in my views?

wtf I hate race realism now!

South African really did do the right thing by marrying a creature with a far lower IQ than him and creating (possibly, but hopefully not) offspring whom will never be able to meet the same standards of those he could have made with his racial equal.

You sure told me, lol.
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>>698067183
>>>/pol/
piss off faggot
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>>698067403
Colonise me and force me away.
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>>698067597
Not gay dude. Sorry.
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>>698067671
Marvelous replies, truly exceptional.

I shall have to write them down so I can dedicate the necessary time to really trying to argue against them.

"Not gay".

And yet you keep replying. You mut be liking it at least a little? Might like it a whole lot more if I were a darkie though, right?
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>>698067913
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>>698066172
yea we have Caribbean weather in the south pacific.
fucking dumbass
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American here. how come it's cold there in NZ when it's nearly 100 degrees here in Illinois? also why is it night time there and it's the morning here
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>>698067977
Lol, make up your mind.

Should I leave or should I keep replying? You getting a bit cofused now?
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>>698068111
Fuck off cops, trying to trick us. We dindu nuffin cunstable.
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>>698068197
that's it. keep replying. see how little i care
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>>698049821
So it's too expensive regardless of the duty? Why even ask about the duty?
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If you guys are new zealand, where is old zealand?

also, islanders are fucking up your country and you guys arent doing shit to stop it.
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>>698068111
Because an anon from the UK moved to South Africa and decided "Yeah, I'll fuck a nigger" and then thought "Fuck, NZ needs a bit of this".

We really don't.

This anon agrees:
>>698067977
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>>698068111
>111
nice try officer
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>>698049953

old Surge Beets aha.
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>>698068426
ftp
91% unsolved burglary rate.

Better catch more guys going 5kmh over the limit
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>>698068285
Lol you evidentally do because you replied to my posts first and haven't stopped since.

You've not been able to refute anything I've said, not even been able to attempt it.

Did your dad marry a darkie or something? That would explain it. Not that'd you'd understand why it would.
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>>698068390
In the Netherlands.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland
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>>698068524
dont you ever comment on my posts kiddo
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>>698068611
Lol, go on try refute me properly. It should be easy for you, win some interest points, 'bro'.

Put the evil nasty aggressive racist in his place. After all racists are just dumb, right? Almost as dumb as the product of black meets white, right?
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>>698068524
He's not the same guy who originally replied to you, I am. He's just somebody else who thinks you're a faggot.
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>>698068778
i'm not even the guy who's gf is a darky. i've just been baiting you for a laugh. anyway what is it that i'm meant to be refuting faggot?
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>>698068880
Sure sure.

So someone else told me to keep replying to their posts which are actually your posts? What a time to be alive. Communism really does work!
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>>698069024
>try to win internet argument
>lose badly
>better start acting like a retard
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>>698069113
i can just picture you in your moms basement right now
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>>698069024
>i'm not even the guy who's gf is a darky
When did I ever say you were?

I was clearly talking about him not to him.
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>>698048596
inferior to Australian threads in every way
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>>698069175
is you lookin a mirror?
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>>698069175
Lol oh dear. First it's 'mum' in this country and, secondly, look at the time between the 'sure sure' post and the greentext one.

Guess whose who? Got an answer for that?

It'll be the first time you've had an asnwer for anything in the whole thread. Much great well done good trolling of.

Yes!
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>>698069203
To be fair I should imagine you lads don't allow people who fuck niggers to speak in your threads nor those whom defend them and their bestilaity.
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>>698069203
Trudat
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>>698069313
> actually trying to convince me that i am in fact not myself but another shitposter
k
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>>698069401
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little teke? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my crew in the Mongrel Mob, and I’ve been involved in numerous B&Es in Remuera, and I have over 300 confirmed bashings. I am trained in tiaha and I’m the top hitman in the entire North Island. You are nothing to me but just another pakeha. I will wipe you the fuck out with a hiding the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my cuzzie bros across the country and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ow. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, cunt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the NZDF and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the country, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cunt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ow.
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>>698069461
It's clearly obvious it's not.

Just as it's clearly obvious that it's a regressive move for a whitey to fuck a darkie. No surprise you'd miss it then.
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>>698069313
thats not a very nice way to talk about your mum
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>>698069630
for once i agree with you. it is regressive.
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>>698069707
i heard the prime minister of wales called your mum a slag
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>>698069747
k
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>>698069747
>slag
Where are you from? We call them slappers here.
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>tfw personal strip show on tc for the last hour

shit was good man
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>>698070188
pics or it didn't happen.
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Wellington reporting in anyone near varsity villas? Need a cig but cbf going across the road
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>>698069939
well i put it to you,
that you sucked off a (h)orse
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>>698070231
its habbening right now m8-o
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>>698070343
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>>698070475
Bitch on the pension, suck my dong
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>>698070580
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>>698071331
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Oi cunts


First year at uni, wanna meet some chicks but:
1. There aren't any in my classes
2. I'm too much of a pussy faggot to approach / try to talk to them


The fuck do I do?
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>>698068002
How else would you explain the weather there you sheep fucker
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>>698071584
tinder
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>>698071584
stop being #2
that's literally it. women like confidence.
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>>698071080
Switch on the engine, pass it on
>>698071331
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>>698071622
Guys one of the closest country to Antarctica is going to have a climate similar to the Caribbean
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>>698071713

Yeah I've tried it before. I get heaps of matches and shit, but it all feels fake and I've lost interest in it
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Nice :)
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>>698071793
I'm not a 100% beta lad (more like 50 lel), so I can talk to them and shit. It's just the whole meeting part that I struggle with; I always have the idea of me saying "Hey" to some Bird and she tells me to fuck off
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>>698072378
that will happen. then you move on to the next one. welcome to being a man. get used to rejection
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>>698072190
the girls vagina feels fake?
>>698072720
dont get used to it.
dont give a fuck about it at all
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>>698071584
city?
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>>698072842
Nah not like that


Everyone just seems too fake and shit as far as who they are
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>>698073110
Welly
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>>698073296
>Welly
>Not Dunedin

there's your problem.
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>>698072842
Hey, North American here (not from USA, I hate amerifats). Do you faggots really tattoo your faces like that? I'd love to see some New Zealand selfies.

>PS - you faggots sound just like Aussies.
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>>698073296
Going town tomorrow night if you want to learn a thing or two it's fucken easy to pull here
>>698074179
Only the fucken nignogs here do it mate, and Aussies are inbred alcoholics compared to us
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>>698074179
you faggots sound like canadians
and the rest sound like dumb hicks

yes the fucking stupid maori cunts do get te moko's on their face.
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>>698074626
Mongys are fucken gcs
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>>698074626
I still don't get the whole swastika thing. Used prominently by the Nazi party that saw any black or people of colour as "racially inferior" and not worth life according to the Nazis parties New Order campaign. So they're black that hate white people but wear support of the Aryan only master race? can anyone explain this to me?
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>>698075706
Mongys don't hate anyone, they're litterally in it to troll the everliving fuck out the establishment, Check them on youtube
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