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Wrestling thread?
Wrestling thread.
WWE is actually not complete shit now, it's nice.
>>698044141
Yeah here u go OP
>>698044350
Jesus fucking christ that hurricanrana
Jeff Hardy is the GOAT and there is no debating that
>>698044350
>>698044942
>>698044141
YEAAAAHHH A WRESTLING THREAD
I'm going to dump some pics and gifs
Favorite matches?
>>698045436
Is that Mr.Eko from Lost?
>>698045436
Steamboat vs Savage
Steamboat vs Flair
Bryan vs Trips
Eddie vs Rey
>>698044942
he's kinda fucking up his career in TNA tho
>>698045611
Kek, also nice dubs
>>698045688
Broken Matt Hardy and Brother Nero are making wrestling great again you obsolete mule
>>698045436
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Sami Zayn
American Alpha vs The Revival (the end)
Mick Foley vs Undertaker (you know what match i'm talkin' bout)
Steamboat vs Savage
The Mack vs Cage (literally every match is amazing)
Wasn't anything special, but Taz vs Kurt Angle has a special place in my heart
>>698044141
>>698045911
nigga was cracked up 24/7 with his leather ass skin
>>698045911
Jesus Christ I can hear the woo.
Dumping my Kurt Angle folder.
>>698044266
no, it's total shit. get your cards straight
forgive english, i am Russia.
Is this Betty Linse inter board? Vadim like the Betty Linse very good but not understand. she pretty and big bottom but the hair. she hair orange like flag from Armenian where father rape mother during cold war. few many girl have orange hair from Vadims home, only girl Vadim every see had oragne hair was Kopoba from town near Chernobyl. She is the many good and can pull cart for plow. But have dental tooths in front vagine from mother work at nukelear power when it melted up. She have to many corns from field around Chernobyl in front vagine and not brush tooths so much rotted. there only 1 tooth dentister for all commisar district, he telled Kopoba to pay him so he will fix tooths with fillering and drill. she work many days pulling plow and use front and back and top vagine for rubles to pay tooth dentersit. he take rubles but was not tooth, was KGB. Take Kopoba and vagine tooths and never can seen again. such is life in Soviet paradise.
Whych nuklear power town is your Betty Linse lived? did she have front vagine tooths as Kopoba? if she clean tooths is good, no KGB
>>698046098
>>698046272
>>698046098
I want my wrestling dream to come true
Summerslam- Kurt announced as American Alpha manager
Kurt gets title shot vs Rusev
Wins that shit and it's the most American thing since Sid bodyslammed fucking Yokozuna
>>698046098
>Kurt Angle
>>698046331
>>698046306
You Lex, not Sid?
>>698046473
>>698046473
you *mean* Lex, not Sid.
my bad.
>>698044141
The miz is cool.
>>698046539
ye you right
my b
anybody know if Betty Linch has a membership in this web-room? i've been looking for her to tell her how much i'd like to peel them old timey bloomers off that big ass and lick out the inside of her eyeglasses lens.
damn, that girl must have terrible eyesight to have to wear those glasses. i mean she must not be able to see the end of her nose. but hell, if she don't make it in rastling, she could always be a WWE refferee. or a baseball umpire.
but she really needs to loose that hair color. she needs to go for something a little more "not found in nature"-ish, and i've definitely seen that shade of Bozo orange before in one of my old deep sea biology books. i think it was a Jurassic Sea Roach or something.
so anyway, i've searched for her all over America Online and can't find her. i even searched under that old name she used when she was doing soft core porn, and no luck.
a little help guys?
>>698046539
>>698046373
Kurt Angle > Brock Lesnar
As confirmed from their shoot fight in which Angle won
>>698046646
as confirmed by Brock's botched shooting star press
>>698046646
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study wrassling and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
>>698046698
as confirmed by Brock's poor cardio
>>698046801
RUSEV CRUSH
>>698046740
That's all of Kurt I have. Hope you enjoyed.
I'm a wrestler. Anyone else? Anyone wanna know anything?
>>698047004
Where from and who trained you?
I'm currently in training now.
so we were watching that shitty match the onther night and me and this snark started arguing over the Bork Lazer entrance somg.
i said the lyrics goes like this
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
but he said no no (he thinks he noes everything), the lyrics goes like this
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
so who's right? me or the snarc?
and who's that valet he's got? Paula Hyman or something? man, that's one ugly ass woman.
>>698046646
It was a shoot wrestling match, if fists were included BROCK would've won hands down.
>>698046698
If Kurt hadn't of been so goddamn far away from the Turnbuckle maybe he would have landed it
>>698046883
Lol, he can go 3 rounds in the octagon buddy, how much more do you want him to train.
>>698047129
Las Vegas. Being trained by Disco Inferno, Kenny King, Sinn Bodhi
>>698046560
His catch phrase is "im the miz and im coooooooooooooooool!!!!!!"
id' suck AJ Lees asshole, she's fucking hot. goddamn beaner shouldn't be allowed to be that fine. fuck you phil i'm jealous
you guys do realize that this shit is scripted and fake just like every episode of the big bang theory, right? aint that the show you dumb fucks watch constantly because of the blonde girl? i mean, seriously, you do know that, right? you do have at least one brain cell tied together and you do get that, right? pitiful
>>698046645
IDK pal.
>>698047345
How many times has he actually went three rounds in MMA? Isn't his UFC record 3-4?
>>698047780
No fucking shit you mongoloid. It's entertaining and it has characters just like any other TV Show, your point is null and void
>>698047981
>Taking the b8
You're a waste of atoms
>>698047981
oh, i know. don't get me wrong, i still watch this silly shit. it's like a live action wylie coyote cartoon. i'm waiting for one of these assholes to put6 a sign in the ring that says "free birdseed" and paint a tunnel on the side of a wall
>>698047666
>>698048064
>Posting b8 that shitty
I hope someone suicides you
>>698047891
Well you see anon. He just hears what papa WWE says. And WWE says Brock went in, won a few matches, became champ, then left.
>>698048246
i'd eat that ass so fucking hard. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>698047981
hasn't been entertaining since 2008
>>698048300
And that's the truth, as long as I believe it, so yes that is what happened
>>698048364
Watch TNA, Go to YouTube and type in The Final Deletion
>>698048472
seen it.. gay
CRACKHEAD TALES!
I'll go first.
>work at cinema
>enter crackhead couple
>obviously total scumbags, look almost homeless
>woman seems near enough sober, maybe had a couple of drinks, but crack/heroin has destroyed her face
>the guy
>the guy....
>absolutely 100% out of his mind on heroin or some other strong opiate
>pic related, only he was more visibly drawn-out from drugs
>they approach the till next to mine being manned by a fat bitch that I hate but that's beside the point
>they ask to see the conjuring 2
decent film btw, acting is pure and total cringe but it will definitely shit you up if you watch it loud
>anyway
>next showing isn't for an hour
>as Fatty McDiabetic prints off their tickets and the woman pays, I notice the guy is leaning over the sweets
>hear a sligh rustling and see he now has his hands in the inside of his jacket
>guy has clearly just stolen a bag of sweets
>I stare him dead in the eyes, then stare right at his jacket where the sweets are, then back into his eyes
>allaroundmearefamiliarfaces.jpg
>he is JUST lucid enough to realise that he has been busted
>after a solid 5 seconds of me staring him out he does this weird full-body jerk motion
>slurs "just lukin fur sum change pal, heh"
>I keep staring him the eye
>"yeah..."
>I didn't physically witness him put the sweets into his jacket and the cinema policy is you can't actually accuse someone of stealing unless there is solid proof and multiple eye witnesses
>as I said, their next showing isn't for an hour so I say nothing and they leave the cinema to go shoot heroin or something before their film starts
>go into managers office, tell them what happened, and ask to see security footage
>it couldn't be more perfect
>just as he takes the bag and is putting it into his jacket he looks up and makes eye contact with the security camera
>this guy could be on a poster of what shoplifting looks like
>you stupid nigger
>hour or so later, they come back
>>698048581
Underage pls go
>>698048668
kill yourself if you find that garbage entertaining
>>698047406
You're getting trained by fucking Kizarny?
>>698048581
the final deletion was fucking hilarious if nothing else. good tv.
>>698044141
There's a whole board for this you fucking summertrash
>>>/asp/
>>698048774
no it was gay nothing about it was funny or entertaining
>>698048775
i thought asp was for skateboardfags and idiots with orange tips on the barrels of their fake ARs
>>698048775
Hey shithead summerfag: suck a me balllls bitch
>>698048864
have fun with your assburgers, faggot.
>>698048775
Yeah, and there are entire boards for porn too but it still gets posted on /b/, what's your point?
>>698048864
Are you actually 13
I'm really very dissappointed in this guy. He goes around talking about how he's a "A Certified G and A Bona-Fide Stud". Well, i happen to know that's total bullshit. Know how? Because I'm "A Certified G and A Bona-Fide Stud" and he's never at any of the meetings.
See, back about 10 years ago, I taught G 101 and Advanced Stud 102 and 103 at P.S. 231 in Brooklyn. I'm a M.A. in G and did post graduate work towards my Doctorate at the Juan Bonatzio - Arnold Fidel School of Stud. As soon as i've completed my dissertation on "Pimping and the Reletive Diffuculty of such in a Post Millineal Era", i'll have my Ph.D.
Anyway, back in 2006, Eric Arndt was a student of mine at P.S. 231 in Brooklyn. He did OK at first, but then became distracted and then infactuated by some well built but very short guy that was across the hall in the "Remedial Learning to be Tall" class. Eric's grades from then on dropped consistantly until he funked out before the end of the first semester. And i never saw him again. Ah, so much wasted potential.
That's why it's so dissappointing to see him on TV, bragging about his advanced degree that he never came close to attaining. I suppose he could have gone to one of those unaccreditted G schools, like ITT or UCLA (University of Compton, Los Angeles), but everyone knows those are only "paper mills" that turn out worthless degrees for anyone willing to pay for them.
In short, i feel Eric could have been a fabulous G and a top notch Stud if he'd only applied himself. Sadly, now that's he's faked a concussion, he may never again have the sharp mind and impecable grooming he was known for up until last week.
>>698048973
>assburgers
You don't even know what you did wrong
>>698048731
fuck off hamster butt imploding bitch.
>>698049029
nope it was trash and you should kill yourself if you thought it was good
>>698048760
yes I am, he's a really smart guy
>>698049136
OK RETARD. YOUR ASSBURGERS IS SHOWING NOW, LOUDER THAN EVER.
>>698049136
>>698049229
>>698049272
ITT: two 12 year olds arguing
>>698046306
I swear to god on Monday, I could hear Angle's music in my head after Rusev beat Sexual Chocolate, but of course it was Roman who came out
damnit
ya know, i came up here yesterday and ansked a resonable question, if pe0n stroties were allowed here. i mean, this is a board for fantasy stories to be helped along by posters I THOUGHT. some "janitor" banned me for asking the question. WTF? it's not like i was asking to post CP or something illegal. just asked a question. jesus, you give some people one ounce of authority and it goes straight to their head. it's a new board, there are going to be questions. sometimes they are not all covered in the ubiquitous FAQ.
so, anyway can i post pr0n stories here for people to help me finish? i mean real filth. i hate even thinking about it, it's pretty greasy shit.
Wanna make a yugioh card /b/?
dubs chooses a name
>>698049509
he's not coming back get over it
>>698049393
ITT: Homosexual makes a comment about the age of previous posters.
>>698049322
I've seen some of his work, he's pretty decent, I think I watched a couple shoots or something a while back. I remember being a kid when the vignettes aired on Smackdown, and I had no god damn words.
>>698049599
nigger
>>698044350
hurricankatrinarana
>>698049628
i know mate, Shelton Benjamin is coming back though which is pretty hype.
>>698049733
>dubs chooses a name
WINRAR fucking do it damn you
>>698049849
>Shelton Benjamin
i remember that name, who was that?
>>698045436
Razor Ramon v. Shawn Micheals - Wrestlemania X
>>698049849
lol yeah right that guy was shit the first time he was there he's not gonna be any less gay this time
>>698049894
i meant to make a separate thread for this
idk how i posted here
Roman Reigns is fucking badass. I fucking love the guy. His new beard is tits. Off the fucking chain beard. He is so fucking awesome with his colored vests, as well. You don't know what to expect with Roman. He's a fucking wildfire and y'all are kindling. BELIEVE THAT
>>698049994
Black man that did a spring board into a Superkick
Black man that teamed with white guy as part of Team Angle in early 2000s
Black Guy with gold hair
Black guy that teamed with Lesnar in OVW
Black guy
"Facebook and Twitter are ‘Internet ghettos’ designed to eradicate the open range of independent thought that was once the Internet"
- Taylor Swift
>>698050207
Who let the fucking Pajeet use the internet today
>>698049994
He was part of Team Angle when he debuted with Charlie Haas. great athlete. When he went singles, won a bunch of intercontinental titles and had some 10/10 raw matches with Shawn Michaels and Triple H'
>>698050073
He is a crazy athlete and i heard he was killing it in Japan recently. So def have to see if he can still go. I liked his first run with WWE
>>698050207
his beard is shit
>>698050314
>>698050264
i vaguely remember him, he's making a comeback? we need somebody, crossfit jesus can't keep carrying this fucking thing on one bad knee
>>698050264
I always thought this nigger was boring as fuck. Kurt Angle is out there and you bring back this boring as fuck negroid. I have no interest in seeing this dull coon wrestle.
>>698050445
no one gives a shit if he's a good athlete asshole it's a bunch of stupid gay queers fake fighting it's supposed to be entertaining which he's not
>>698050462
you spelled epic wrong.
>>698050631
Looks like you have some pent up anger and some unresolved issues. I'll let you be
>>698050530
"While the Internet started out as a renaissance-style free range of ideas, establishment interests have since corralled Internet users into a handful of social media sites where dangerous groupthink can blossom in favor of the status quo"
- Taylor Swift
Any Bobby Roode 'Glorious' .GIFs yet?
"Your potential reach on Facebook is less than the Internet as a whole, and the establishment wants this because in a closed network you’re also more likely to repeatedly hear the same government talking points and accept them without thought"
- Taylor Swift
>>698050670
take it easy there neckbeard
>>698050829
Can we get some beer money ITT
I hadn't watched wrestling in years. Decided to check it out again, and its definitely better than the mid-late 00 period.
It was fucking weird though for someone who'd never heard of Roman Reigns, to see him having his ass licked by the commentators whilst the crowd clearly hated him.
>>698051034
>Can we get some beer money
i've got two half gallons of vodka left, i don't have to go to the store until tomorrow
>>698049124
underrated kek
>>698050753
it's the truth you cock guzzler you wanna watch a bunch of retards who literally cant do anything except be "athletes" go watch the fucking olympics
Who are the Crazy Bastards of Wrestling?
You know, that ones that are legit badasses.
I'd say no one tops this motherfucker
>>698051130
>whilst the crowd clearly hated him
they need to turn him before the hate fades and people just don't care. jeeze, i could write this shit and do a better job
>>698050829
how come he had to go to NXT when he was already with WWE for 2 years?
Seems harsh
>>698051015
wow, i like that badass beard. I have a full beard myself.
>>698051136
I loathe vodka
>>698051328
why? it's the closest to pure alcohol you can get in the liquor store except everclear
>>698051130
no it's been in a slow decline since the late 00s and it has hit an all time low.. also the company doesnt give a shit what their retarded audience thinks in 2016 because the only people who watch wwe in 2016 are a bunch of autistic neckbeards who jack off to the indies and my little pony
>>698051239
>>698051444
trips confirms retard.
>>698051444
>the only people who watch wwe in 2016 are a bunch of autistic neckbeards who jack off to the indies and my little pony
said the guy that for some reason is browsing the rasslin thread
>>698051307
yeah that's why i told you to calm down before you start scratching your disgusting neckbeard too hard and it falls off
>>698051510
go beat off to sami zayn somewhere else faggot
>>698051444
Ignoring the obvious bait, its pretty great to see prominence given to more agile wrestlers than the slow, limited meatheads of old
>>698051556
you're fucking 12 dude. fuck off. come at me when you have something better than "neckbeard" as an insult.
>>698051543
yeah i keep up with it doesnt mean i like what it has turned into
>>698051304
>Being on the best brand
>harsh
>>698051630
not the guy you are bitching with, but seriously, i didn't like KO until he started wailing on sami zyna. now he's a fat neckbeard but he's a cool fat neckbeard
Who CWC here?
>>698051680
it's never been about wrestling you stupid fucking retard there's a reason why it's called world wrestling ENTERTAINMENT and it's not because anyone tunes in to this shit to watch a bunch of stupid midgets doing flips and kicks
>>698051790
NWA here
>>698051630
My favorite is HHH. fuck you, pussy. Little niggerfaggot who has no respect for the business.
>>698051681
you're just a stupid disgusting basement dwelling neckbeard that's why you think anyone else who grows a neckbeard is cool
I don't like theater
>>698051716
>nxt
>best anything
kill yourself
>>698051942
Ok little Timmy.
>>698051782
no he most certainly is not
>>698051790
kill yourself
when i watched pro wrestling, Ric Flair was the champ, Arn and Olie were the tag team champs, and Tully Blanchard was the TV champ. 4 fuckin horsemen baby!!
>>698051928
holy fuck you're beyond autistic. why would i give a fuck about a shitty "business" that has been dead for 8 years and literally trying to bury itself? kill yourself you worthless autistic piece of shit. also hhh was one of the worst things about wrestling even back when it was actually good
>>698048344
is dat sum OC?
>>698051928
my favorite is the overgiver
>>698052023
nope sorry faggot i could be a useless sack of basement dwelling shit and grow a huge digusting neckbeard too just like you if i wanted but i choose not to cuz i dont jack off to anime
>>698052252
>hhh was one of the worst things about wrestling
naww, he was one of the best things since flair. fuckin guy was funny as hell on the mic. hhh/10
>>698052371
But why is he upside down
ITT: 4-10 maybe more 11 year olds arguing
>>698052539
because he's the overgiver
>>698052477
maybe compared to the trash we get now in 2016 he was but compared to the guys he was competing with in his prime he was shit
>>698049999
>>698052593
nahhh, game/10. loved HHH. i think that was short for the steriods he was taking. i think i once saw him in the ring with the hypo still hanging out of his big toe
>>698052583
Like he gives a lot? Like on xmas n stuff?
>>698052401
the fact that you think anyone with a fulll beard is a "neckbeard" shows what a pre-pubescent little shit you are.
>>698052802
exactly. see, this guy gets it
>>698052747
whatever faggot go suck his cock if u love him so much
"It’s easier for the power elite to control a population divided into isolated groups where independent thinking has been restrained"
- Taylor Swift
>>698052985
wow, sick burn. tell me how salty your dad's semen tastes.
>>698052985
well that debate collapsed quickly didn't it?
>>698052824
just because you think having disgusting sweaty pubes hanging off the bottom of your neck looks cool doesn't mean anyone who disagrees with you is underage you fucking retard
>>698053121
You're a twelve year old kid who can't grow a beard. Give it time, pussy.
>>698051790
Match of the Year Canidate.
That match was stiff af and the story telling was beautiful.
>>698053209
Finally, someone that isn't a raging faggot.
“…I’m just warning this country: don’t get into this false sense that you are an individual when you’re on Facebook,” Swift stated. “No you’re not; you’re a pawn in their scheme.”
>>698053202
nope i actually had a disgusting neckbeard just like you when i was 16 and retarded but then i grew out of that phase when i realized im not gonna be jacking off to pokemon but i can see you're still stuck in that stage
>>698053362
says the guys who sucks cock on the reg.
>>698053209
kill yourself
>>698053433
You're more 12 years old now than ever before.
>>698053362
if you enjoy sweaty greasy men rolling over each other in a ring at least go watch something more realistic like ufc
>>698053464
Damn where'd you get that insult? The YouTube Comment Section?
>>698053564
UFC is so gay it makes the wwe look like lesbian porn.
>>698053548
shut up and go back to jerkin off to hentai with one hand and eating cheetos with the other
>>698053649
i never said ufc wasn't gay faggot
Anyone else not understand John Cena?
Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.
>>698053362
What you expect Anon? It is a Wrestling Thread on /b/ after all.
>>698053707
Holy shit, you really rocked me on my heels with that one, Timmy.
>>698053830
For the thread to be full of raging faggots. Still this is a better thread than anything over on /asp/.
>>698053872
fuck off already you sweaty bearded faggot
>>698053758
No one cares, asspack.
>>698053829
At what point did you think this was going to be funny?
>>698053939
You tried, asshole. All my 4chan upvotes and merit badges to you, Timmy.
ya know, for fucks sake....The Apter Mags used to maintain kayfabe when a babyface was over in The Fed, but when Vinne Mac started selling heel heat after the screwjob, the only way to get over was to work stiff on a jobber with a strong-style puroresu workrate. i'd hate to draw a shoot on a beat down blind tag with a blown spot botch that broadwayed some cheap heat to a double turn. but that goes without saying. to forgo the chicken wing and just shoot the bantam in a rest hold for sake of a bump would sell a vince over the top to heel a very mark one more time than to dusty the whole damn thing... it's just not good for business. and that's not smark on the curb step out of nowhere.
fuck guys, c'mon.....do you take this shit serial or not???
Who /gentleman/ here?
>>698054048
lol famous last words from a stupid faggot sitting in his mom's basement stuffing his face with doritos with pubes hanging off his face with nothing left to say cause he knows he lost
>>698053926
Very true all the anons on /asp/ say the same shit every time something is read they disagree on and reply with "have sex".
Shit is cancer.
Femanon here. When i was 12, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.
>>698054188
lost what? i've dominated you in this exchange, so i know it can't be that. lost my virginity? yeah, did that ten years ago. something you'll never lose. i guess that makes you a "winner"
>>698054380
What's this got to do with rasslin?
waiting on the gif for when a guy falls from a ladder in the center of the ring, head butting a dude that was already on the ground next to the ladder
>>698054453
It was the Top Dog Roman Reigns.
ITT:14-2 5-6 years olds on their mom's iphone
>>698054545
this guy gets it
>>698054570
ITT: little bitchboy comments on other peoples comments
>>698054545
Well played anon. Well done.
>>698054662
Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sht? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fuk..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!
>>698054380
hey girl, femanon here! you have no idea how awesome it is to have small boobs!! you can wear those cute little bralettes, and you dont have back issues. youre not going to have suuuper saggy tits when you grow older, and you can sleep comfy on your tummy. optimism is key. it took me along time to learn to love my chest *b cup* but i finally accepted it and the guys ive slept with have never complained, they just suck away! remember, youre not going to please everyone in this world. youre always gonna meet some people who judge you, be it your boobs or whatever. If you want a boob job and it will genuinely make you feel more confident, go ahead! just make sure youre doing it for YOU!!
>>698054768
I ain't reading that, nigger.
>>698054398
oh i see so you're one of those women worshipping faggots who probably posts in those feet threads that explains why ive been arguing with a worthless sweaty disgusting obese neckbearded piece of shit for half an hour who thinks he's been dominating anything other than his chair because of his weight
>>698054854
>nigger
why so racist nigger? oh, wait.....DOH!!
>>698054854
i've fucked more than a few "white girls trapped in a black girls body" and they have all told me the same thing. they only want white guys because all the nigger men are nothing but hood rats and think "fuck you ho" is the proper response to anything. i feel really sorry for these girls, they are trapped in a culture that they hate and most white men don't like them. thank god i'm not a racist, i slam the fuck out of them and they love me for it. the last one i had to just brush off she got so damn clingy. but it was the best sex i ever had
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>698054380
fuck off
>>698054847
kill yourself
>>698054859
Holy shit, you're a dumbfuck. I can't even believe I'm in this stupid spat with such an inferior piece of shit. You're a fucking loser. You've lost this battle. You've lost at life. I hope you grow some fucking balls some day and tell your parents that you ain't gonna get fucked by your dad while you suck your granddad's dick off. Fuck you. You are lower level trash.
>>698055106
you first
can we please get this wresstling thread back on the subject of wersttling? thank you
my question, maybe you guys can help settle something for me. how do you pronounce kayfabe?
i've always pronounced it "kayfabe". but, all my friends say it's pronounced "silly ass made up shit that wouldn't hold the attention of a 5 year old".
to cloud matters further, i went to the wiki and they said it was pronounced "several greased up men in their underwear poncing about on a stained mat performing homo-erotic foreplay before retiring to the shower room for a bit of bouncy bouncy".
and what is it with BiggiE rassling again? i thought Tupac killed him 20 years ago.
so confusing....
>>698055147
whats the matter faggot running away? you delusional fucking neckbeard.. sorry faggot but the only thing you're superior than me at is your overall body weight and having pubes hanging off your face.. get a clue you filthy fat neckbeard piece of shit.. better yet dont.. just go back to jerkin your microscopic cock at roman reigns beard
>>698055147
you lost the day you were born faggot
>>698055160
no you
You know what you're looking at?
That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.
They're already calling me the next Borck Laznar.
With my 6'2 and 290 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.
I could kick the fucking shit out of any of you.
fuck you.
>>698055106
Femanon here. Well done guys, well done.
You managed to destroy this poor girl's self-esteem for no reason whatsoever. She posted tits, she posted vagoo and she got fucking DEHUMANIZED for your sick viewing pleasure. She is not even fat, and having hair on your pussy is natural and normal. Your warped view of the world has turned you all into disgusting pigs.
Do you realize that you've probably left her with permanent mental scarring, and extreme body image issues? That's just so fucked up, NO-ONE deserves that. She was one of us, and you destroyed her humanity and womanhood for no reason whatsoever. That's so twisted I can't describe how sick it makes me feel.
I think this will be my last day on /b/, you people are just fucking sick in the head.
If I were to torture all the neckbeards on this thread, I think I'd do the same thing to each of them. I'd get a very, very lengthy towel, GHB, ropes and zipties. I'd bind you to hot pipes with the ropes and zipties and let you sit there for a bit until you developed long rows of first degree burns against your back and arms. The pain wouldn't be that terrible, but the burns would dehydrate you, making the GHB very effective once I forced it down your throat. Once you fell into an unshakable sleep, I would drench the towel in water from end-to-end and feed it down your throat and into your stomach. It would take a very, very long time; so you would almost certainly wake up midway through the process. A panic unlike any other would set in as you wondered what exactly it is that I'm doing. I would keep feeding the towel into your digestive track until only a handful of it was poking out of your mouth, and a large clump of it was filling your stomach. I would leave you in the room by yourself for about five hours, allowing your stomach lining to bind with the wet and indigestible fibers of the towel. I would come back and tug on the bit that was sticking out of your mouth, and if it gave a lot of resistance, I would pull with all of my strength until the towel was completely removed from your body. It would carry your stomach lining out with it through your mouth, and you would see the whole thing happen. I would then watch as your body digested the remaining membrane layers of your stomach, resulting in an extremely long and horrifying death coupled with pain that nobody could possibly imagine. Yeah, that sounds good.
be me, attending gay pride to support a friend
chill and walk around, its alot of fun and thw outfits are fucking hilarious
eventually come across two lesbians in short skirts looking fine (think emo style)
8/10 and 9/10
talk and contain my sphagetti long enough to become friends
spend rest of the time hanging out with them
things start winding down and they invite me to their place for drinks and to celebrate
ff to their apartment
playing kings with shitty beer, taking shots and just having fun
they say they need to talk, they leave and go to their room
whateva they probably just went to fuck. No biggie
chill on my beer /b/rowsing on my phone
ten min later they both come out wearing the sexiest lingerie I had ever seen
they are now both 10/10
they invite me into their room
was not prepared for this but drunk so awesome
im not going to go into detail on the three way, but ill tell you these girls are freaks
whiskey dick keeps me going for a while, looking like a boss
when im about to come they put my dick on the hotter ones pussy and I bust all over it
they then proceed to use my cum as lubricant and start scissoring
using my jizz to get off, pretty hot
they finish and we all fall asleep naked in bed
had work early so I woke up and left quietly, left my number on their counter and left
Never hear from lesbians again for 3 months
ohwell.png
get a call
Anon...im pregenant
finish work, text them, they give me an address.
I go
abortion clinic
lesbian slut wants me to go in there with her
whatever.jpg
go in with her
in doctors office
Doctor and dykes ask me to leave the room
like 10 minutes later
ask me to go back in
open the the door
baby on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
>>698056013
whore
>>698056404
nigger
>>698056509
good one
wer're just trying to get it up to the bump limit at this point aren't we?
>>698046306
Won't happen for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Cww11KFWs
>>698057419
gotta say, he is pretty much a bad ass. broke neck and all, gold medal
>>698047191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT02-Lzg-CA
Yes, Heyman is an ugly jew.
But let me tell you about HIS CLIENT, BUH-RAWK LESSS-NURRR!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN, THE 1, BEHIND THE 1, IN 22-1, AND I REPRESENT THE MAN THAT DEFEATED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESLEMANIA 30! THE CONQUERER, BUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKKKK LESSS-NNUUURRRR!
>>698058187
>BUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKKKK
i wonder how bork likes his name pronounced the same as president nig nog's name. i'd have an issue with that
>>698047780
No shit? Really? AWWW SHIT, STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES! You just unveiled the fucking story of the goddamn ages! SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON A MERSADES BENDZ, WE GOT A FRICKIN GODDAMN SCOOPS MCGOOPS, LADIES! this'll blow the lid on everything you hold dear, I tell you what!
>>698045117
THIS
One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 1.2 x 10 to the 7th human deaths.
Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievement of 218 murders amount to 18 microhitlers. Jack the Ripper, with only 5 confirmed kills, compiled a paltry 413 nanohitlers.
The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is that it allows useful unit conversions.
For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million US dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler equivalent to -82,800,000,000,000 dollars (-82.8 teradollars).
It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone or something is "worse than Hitler". On September 29, 2008, the Dow lost 1.2 trillion dollars in one day, roughly equivalent to 14.5 millihitlers. The US deficit is currently around 18 trillion dollars, about 21.7 centihitlers. Joseph Stalin and Mao Ze-Dong are the only two people who can truly be called worse than Hitler, with their genocides totaling approximately 23 million (1.92 hitlers) and 50 million (4.17 hitlers) respectively.
In conclusion, the next time your bank nails you with a 35 dollar overdraft fee, you can confidently tell them that they are currently screwing you over to the tune of 423 femtohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny Auschwitz behind the counter
>>698046801
Crush Lana Pussy !
>>698044141
If I want to watch drama and see buff, sweaty half-naked men do full body contact with each other, I will go to a gay club. If I am watching TV, I will find something else to watch.
>>698058187
Suplex City Bitch !!
>>698058690
noice copypasta faggot
>>698058785
>Lana
she's actually looking pretty good now that they stopped pulling her hair back with a track hoe. she's always had a body to kill for, but that face is not too good until the hair wasn't just totally ripped off her head if you know what i mean.
>>698044141
horrible acting for brainless fucktards thread?
horrible acting for brainless fucktards thread
>>698051790
Me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJkjjpFM97w
>>698051790
>tfw he might die soon from his gooch wound
>>698058994
>>698059268
what the fuck is this mountain it's not what i upload
fuckin kek
things about the woman's division that some people are embarrassed to say but i will
1. becky isn't that pretty from the front, but she has a beautiful profile and that ass and thighs, jesus god. i'd eat that for lunch.
2. charlotte has no hips. not good in a woman.
3. horse face is actually right pretty when they don't just trowel the makeup on her. i've seen her in her normal hanging around the house look and she's actually quite attractive
>>698058855
Cool. So, when are you coming out of the closet?
>>698059496
more shit nobody wants to say
4. natty is hot as fuck, but that outfit they have her in is awful. lose it now. and i know she has a bent nose, so do i, it comes from fighting. i've had mine broke twice. i fixed it myself both times. when you are a guy, you can get away with that. but i think the little inperfections make the beautiful woman. just my opinion.
5. paige has a really nice ass, but there is no replacement for AJ Lee's little apple. the boss is close, but there is no other AJ Lee
6. please bring baylee up, that ass is just begging for prime time TV. and i love her nose. see above. i'm just weird that way
>>698058855
What kind of gay clubs you going to?
>>698058855
if you enjoy being ass-fuck or suck big black cock that's on you man
>>698059865
oh and another thing. did it seem to anyone else that nikki must have had several extra hinges in her hips? how the hell can a woman move that fucking slinky? damn.
and another thing. what is it with that jessica rabbit looking girl? i'm not too impressed but it seems that i'm in the minority? why?
>>698060395
you mean Eva Marie ? this fucking lame
i hate her red hair shit
>>698060489
yeah i think that's her, the one with the hair color that doesn't exist in nature. well, that could be about 10 of them, but the one with the jessica rabit hair. what is the fucking attraction? i don't get it
>>698044350
Mini mascarita sagrada mexican wrestler
>>698060628
my crush is Asuka and Carmella even she have a buitterface but a fuckable body
>>698060751
not to go on about it, but i guess it just seems like anything with big fake boobs is idolized. i have no idea who those 2 are, i don't watch much just the weeklys
>>698048344
Fucking Kek
>>698047406
Oh, another Vegas fag. I'm getting ready to start my training too, but shit's expensive.
>>698060872
they are from NXT the gold and black brand in WWE
but yeah fake boobs are not really attractive, jsut like Nikki Bella or a lot of girls in sports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP2EvSNHqh0
>>698061392
>Nikki Bella
but god the hips on that girl
>>698061538
sure and the ass too Cena is a lucky man but those boobs are too fake
>>698046646
Yes yes lets believe that, let's not forget Kurt also said that Daniel Puder didn't have him in a compromising position in their shoot fight, kek
>>698061635
i agree, no likey fake boobies but as that girl said, who needs tits when you have an ass like this.
>>698062073
damn right
>>698062584
my first wife had ass for days, she was a B cup but god, that ass. and you don't even want to get me started on her being a tanalbe redhead. god was i lucky. too bad she was a total fuckup. i would have devoted my life to eating that pussy.
it's ribs.....and it's in a can. hence, ribs in a can. see cause it's ribs.....in a can
>>698063613
^^^ if i had the "i ain't sayin it was niggers, but it was niggers" jpg on this machine, i'd post it so fucking fast
>>698046306
Dude... Kurt is fucking doneee his neck is gonna explode if he gets hurt again
>>698063872
>his neck is gonna explode
now that would be a pay per view
OMG this stupid thread 277 replies so far. are people this fucking dumb? or just trolls feeding trolls?
>>698047345
>3 rounds in the octagon
Fuck off
>>698064092
Cause God forbid ppl enjoy something that isn't black dick
>>698064208
OMFG does somebody have black dick on the brain? why would you even think that? this is a pro rasslin thread. seems that someone may have a little OCD going on
>>698062073
>neckbearding 101
rollin for Christy, she's hot as fuck all
>>698064629
obviously someone that have never smelt a female. they do smell different from your guy buddies, trust me. way better.
asdasda
here's my favoprite wrasstl;er it's stone druck steve wasteless, he's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
pic related, it's bone soft steven recktum
>there are adults in this thread who think wrestlers really hit each other
you sweaty man drama fags are the worst.
Is anyone watching WCPW?
is anyone watching the 6 year old reruns of ROH?
jhahahahahahah i think byran daneils is still the champ
seriously, i turned on the TV the other night and saw this. wow.
who here /kinsasha!!!/ ?
yaknow, seriously baylee does have a really nice ass. i gotta admit. that's a really nice ass. big nose but a really nice ass
in Braunau i was born and raised.....
>>698050530
She's so smart
>>698048344
god dammit kek
>>698053202
>>698053433
Lol what a buncha faggots. Arguing over beards on a wrestling thread and then using "moms basement" as a insult in 2016 or just saying some is 12. Jesus you both are probably 30 plus year old faggots that will tell me how much pussy you have 'slayed' bros, chill the fuck out
>>698067884
hot as fuck mora ?
