Smash or pass?
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Smash or pass?
Smash!!
>>698071650
>those eyes
>those eyes that say "I hunger for attention"
>"i spend my days waiting for the night when I can break my sobriety and listen to indoctrinating music crafted by niggers"
>"anything real or human, I Will dismiss as weird or lame"
>"I will broadcast my drug use publicly on social media to make my life seem more interesting than it is"
>"no human but myself has any value, and when the world denies me something that I want, I have been wronged"
Pass.
>>698071650
smash with a rubber, dont wanna get my cock all muddy
>>698071650
>>698072533
preferably the one without a cock
>>698072274
I don't understand why people keep saying the ones you described are the easiest kind of girls to get and i cant get any of them what am i doing wrong
>>698071650
>smash
>>698072671
You're probably socially inept or slightly unattractive. Girls Iike that are so stupid and shallow that any deviation from the most basic social cues will confuse and repel them.
You don't want girls like that. They are mindless cattle.
>>698071650
Smash
>>698072847
I think I'm both but somehow i managed to get deep complicated girls for example my last gf got a degree in economy so i taught that if i managed to get a girl like her getting stupid girls would be easier but it's not
I want girls like that because im sick of long terms relationship with alot of feelings involved i just want casual sex
>>698071650
Probably smash
>>698071650
inject her full of hormones, pump her breasts several hours per day, use as hucow
>>698073352
moar?
Smash or pass?
>>698073352
How would you fuck my wife
>>698072533
I don't do boys
>>698071650
probably smash
>>698072533
right
>>698073352
pass
>>698073503
pass
>>698073543
doublesmash
>>698073605
smash
>>698073655
pass
>>698073857
smash
>>698074317
pass
imgur.com/a/twefl
>>698075020
6.5/10 fuck pig
>>698074670
Oh shit the professional is here I bet he gets so much puss puss
>>698075650
in a relationship for some years now
just my personal preferences dude
no need to get pissed
>>698074317
Obliterate
>>698073503
smash
>>698074332
Smash
>>698072393
I'm calling the boys, we're getting the Pequod ready.
>>698076039
Smash hard
>>698071650
Smash, reluctantly. Her tits are nice, her complexion and hair color are a combination that gets me almost every time. That expression is annoying.
>>698072393
Pass. Even though I won't smash, fat-tits in the background looks like a shark about to take a whale.
>>698072453
Smash. Corny tats, though.
>>698072533
Pass, on both. If I was forced to choose, the one on the right for no other reason than coin-flip.
>>698073352
Pass.
>>698073503
Was about to pass until I scrolled to the thighs. Smash.
>>698073543
Pass on left, Smash the right.
>>698073605
Pass
>>698073655
Pass, no body shot
>>698073857
Pass, no body shot.
>>698074317
Smash
>>698074332
Smash
>>698074670
Pass
>>698075020
Smash, she looks deceptively energy for a fatty.
>>698075685
Die
>>698076039
Smash
>>698076091
Smash
>>698076129
Pass, pass
>>698074332
i'd smash... HER FUCKING FACE IN
>>698074317
Smash then again in the morning
>>698076000
How'd u accomplish that?
>>698076963
Hope you've got enough energy
>>698076621
Smash.
>>698076942
Fuckable, but pass on the hair alone.
>>698077324
>spurs
Rescinding 'Smash'
>>698077525
Ya fam them bangs are fucked>>698076942
>>698077529
quality post
>>698072274
Someone is projecting pretty hard. She didn't know what she was missing out on, anon. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
>>698077324
You know how. She would be farting sperm for a few days.
rly curious
>>698075685
Holy shit, nice feet.
>>698077529
>>698078099
Smaaaash!
>>698077727
Smash.
>>698077727
To answer your question, no there is no God
>>698072533
Smash right and smash lefts face in to a brick wall in hopes it'll get better
>>698073352
Pass
>>698073503
Smash
>>698073543
Smash both
>>698073605
Pass but the dude is styling. If that's u good job.
>>698073857
Smash. Looks kinda like joosten but terrible. Would pass now that I think about it. Maybe.
>>698076039
Smash
>>698076621
Smash
>>698077324
Would smash
>>698078099
fuck thanks,
nice dubs,
nice tits,
nice ass,
appreciate it :)
>>698076682
>deceptively energy
What?
>>698077668
Nope. Just hate chicks like that. Never been into one. Almost got with one but didn't go through with it because she disgusted me. Now she has a kid from a high schooler.
>>698078389
>I'm not projecting
>here's the experience I'm projecting from
>>698078513
Rekt
>>698078389
And yet here you are posting on 4chan berating someone solely based on their picture. Sounds like you have your shit together, faggot.
>>698078564
Not really sure. With awkward chub like that and no hips she better have great tits. If she does anal I'll smash though
>>698078369
Energetic*
>>698078564
Pass. Damn shame, just a decent pair of hips would have saved her.
>>698078544
Pure sex.
>>698078222
Smash and I'm stealing that Batman band after.
>>698078544
thanks again anon,
nice dubs
sweet nips
>>698071650
sauce
http://k-urz.
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>>698078969
>energetic
Fair enough, I couldn't tell if I was just too stoned to understand what you said
>>698077324
> No qt3.14 grill to watch the Spurs play with
When did my life go so wrong?
>>698071650
Smashpass! She try to keep me in open guard, i do double underspass, stack her, put the preassure and twist my body so to pass her legs. Now im in sidecontrol, hoho! Right arm comes back over her stomach to keep her hios from escaping while i take myleft hand from her left shoulder and put it under her neck. I now apply intense shoulder preassure on her upp chest as i twist my hips and get the underhook on her far side with my right arm! Blam bitch now you in trouble, full on side control! Look at judge, he gices me the points! I switch my hips and put both knees on the floor towards her, put my right knee on her stomach. Look at the judge, another 2points!
Ringdingdingding! Match is over and i beat that skinny bitch with 5-0. Thatll teach her not to compete in the open weightclass against men again!
>>698078513
>here's the experience I'm projecting from
Reading comprehension, faggot.
>>698078727
Is this your first day here, or are you just mad because the op pic is of you?
>>698079270
When you decided to root for the Spurs
>>698079321
:^)
Which one and how?
>>698078564
thats a fucking dude
>>698079321
>tfw truth trolled
>>698071650
yes, she is nice enough to take to bed, then after she is loosened up and half drunk invite my bi/gay friend over so we can give her the DP treatment
>>698079661
well shit
>>698080034
gotta step away for a few, will check this bread on return
thanks again anon, if this thread 404's before
>>698079723
smash
>>698072274
You pretty much put my impression of her into words.
She has stupid eyes. Probably bitchy too.
>>698076942
those tits are fake
Is this pic any better or nah?
>>698071650
Con
>Fat
>Entitled bitch face
>Bit piggy looking
Pro
>Ginger
If she has a firebush smash, if not pass.
>>698072671
Do you act like a douche? If not that is your problem.
>>698082420
>firebush
I was a sub to a ginger with a firebush. I spent countless hours eating her out and admiring her bush.
>>698082729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPScfDq9mU
All I want is for a woman like this to sit on my face.
>>698082922
Her bush was more trimmed than that. She joined me in the shower one morning and had me get on my knees and pissed all over me. I licked her clean.
>>698083452
I prefer the bigger bush, i love the feeling of it tickling my face during a 69. And of coarse firebush is best bush.
smash or pass?
i would smash literally anything I'm so desperate please help me
>>698084487
Don't worry, 97% of guys here are the same, they say pass but all that actually means is they wouldn't brag about it. They would still smash though.
>>698071650
Looks cute to me, I'd gladly do her.
>>698084092
Smash
>>698084487
I'm so fucking lonely I would be thrilled just to have someone to cuddle with.
>>698072453
Pass
>>698079723
Smayush
smash or pass?
>>698086591
milk
S/P?
>>698071650
smash ofc
Thmash or path
>>698071650
I'd smash a brick into that forehead. That's a pretty big target.
>>698071650
Smash
>>698072453
pass
>>698073352
pass
>>698076942
Smash
>>698082259
Smash, nice body.
>>698072274
Kill yourself man
>>698082259
Tks
>>698087642
Kek, sorry I insulted you/your sister/your girl.
>>698087504
Smash that poophole
>>698087473
Make lefty taste her own asshole off my cock tip
smash or pass bros?
>>698080034
got anymore?
>>698079539
Right one, I'll let her blow me, she seems to be quite confident about her sex skills
>>698071650
Always smash
>>698072839
He can smash me any day.
>>698073543
Pass on left, * for right
>>698074317
>>698077324
*
>>698074332
>>698087249
>>698087251
>>698076091
>>698077529
>>698078099
>>698078269
>>698078544
>>698078564
>>698082259
>>698080034
>>698080277
>>698084289
>>698086591
Smash
>>698074670
>>698075020
*
>>698075685
End your life, please.
>>698078222
Nice trips. * since Kek blesses.
>>698079539
Pass on middle, smash on right, * on left
>>698083838
I hate that hair with a passion. Otherwise, *
>>698087215
Pass the right, * the other two
>>698087747
No
>>698088273
Close call, but Smash
>>698088339
Close call, but Pass.
>>698089445
All but rightmost is Smash.
>>698089464
Everything on the left side is Smash
>>Everything else
Pass.
* ~ https://youtu.be/d5J1s5Z0wh0?t=40
>>698090211
thanks, keep em coming if you got em, i'm gonna be killing a whole bunch of babies to this bitch tonight
>>698090224
>tmw u share the vid, but it doesn't start at the time you want it to start
If you are blind as a bat and can't see the t-40 bit at the end, go to the 40 second mark.
>>698090489
Like thousands of babies?
![26726_1405118097251_1511366950_31072624_8239814_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/en9L2eb.jpg "26726_1405118097251_1511366950_31072624_8239814_n[1].jpg")
>>698081184
I would kick that piece of entitled, half-breed shit into the fucking sand until it stopped twitching.
... yet i don't know why?
>>698088273
Smash
>>698088339
Smash
>>698090939
Smash
>>698076942
Might blow a load on it's face and ask if she's hiding some elven ale or some shit. Face keeps making me think man though, or an elf minus the ears. Somethings off. Penis disagrees.
I have a moisture seeking meat missle full of juice waiting to be launched and explode on any girl.
>>698091075
Settle down edge lord we all hate nigs
>>698090871
yuuuuuuup
>>698079704
Why dp when you can give her the spitroasting first. She looks like she'd be down. I'm thinking you would have to be wary of the 4 kids shes Hiding in the house though
>>698091442
How will you kill them? Rag, trash, swallow?
>>698071650
Smash if she takes it in the ass with glass shards, couscous and sand.
>>698087251
I have an odd feel that her bush looks like a spider den that will trap me somehow. Id coinflip for fun, bush is ok. Yeti is "nothx"
>>698091854
rub n tug or bag on face. Then we'll talk.
My gf?
>>698091854
Glory hole only... With 2 extra holes for her tits to hang through
>>698092259
hm still giving it real thought.
If she took off the dumb glasses and put her hair down id probably nail her regardless. Id still have to stare at the greasy forehead though.
Fair exchange? mm Maybe. If she yelled Gojira or something once deal done easy.
>>698092780
Ah fuck it i'll be honest. yes glasses off and hair down and why the fuck not. probably has a great body. tits are great atleast. Im not that picky unless it's a giant hambeast (fatties need love but not from all of us) or there was something really fucked up going on. Relationship worthy is of course a whole different thing though.
>>698093445
she's gonna be so hott in like five years
what do you think /b/?
I have more right if anyone wants some
>>698093445
Oh she might be the cheezy potatoes chick V.2
You never know anon. Weird shit happens behind the scenes.
>>698093678
Can't see face so can't really rate properly. Nice body. Probably fun, no face I dunno. Hit it? obviously but i like to see the goods I may partake in.
>>698093697
smash
>>698092626
smash
>>698091092
smash
>>698093837
Yep no problem whatsoever. Not the cutest asian on the block but definitely nothing to turn down.
>>698093867
here she is in a different pic
>>698091092
Smash, spank and hit it from behind
>>698091854
Put a bag over her head and titfuck her
>>698092235
Smash, creampie her and leave her crying and feeling guilty for cheating then send you the video
>>698092383
Smash, looks like shed give good head
>>698092626
Smash, she looks easy
>>698093445
Fucking smaaaash. She looks like a virgin. I'd be rough, got more?
>>698093678
Probably smash, may be fat but fuck it
>>698093697
Smash. They look like the type to get drunk and fucked in the same room
>>698094085
>>698093867
>>698093678
another pic without bikini
>>698094085
Cool. Yeah looks like a cute girl who has fun.
>>698093951
>>698094164
>>698093445
I want
These sisters?
>>698094361
>>698094372
Smash, any more?
>>698071650
Smash
>>698093697
smash, and yes
>>698094556
Smash
>>698094372
And yes. Which one do you like?
>>698094361 needs a hamburger or something but yeah obviously.
>>698094372 just remind me of country girls. Yes to both, right first.
>>698094479 This is like sunday morning waking up wondering what the fuck you did and you feel shame. If I got that drunk though and woke up id roll with it, right outta bed and into a cab.
>>698094577
pass
>>698094556
smash
>>698091092
Any more of her maybe feet????
>>698094577
>>698094430
Smash
>>698076682
You're trying too hard newfag.
Smishpish
>>698091092
>>698095050
>>698095593
>>698095050
>>698095203
fallout poster/10 smash
>>698095674
Please feet and face
>>698072533
looks a bit trappy
would fuck tho because pic related
>>698095203 Very much so
>>698095497 Damn shes Thick. All my body says Destroy it, Can't see full face which is a shame but yeah the more I stare the more I want.
>>698095690 She's like the hot chick id bring home from the bar and find myself one kidney less the next day. Shes got the Gorilla "ima snap your dick like a celery stalk" look. Can't say no though. even though my shit judgement says no.
>>698077727
I'd smahs that with the fury of thousand suns
>>698096851
Normally yes but she looks like a chick I used to work for and hated. So the best would be a fury fuck filled with hatred and repressed memories. Gotta pass.
>>698096949
Get your dumb nigga shit out of here. my pic shows how much atleast I care.
>>698096705
>
In my school year, shes 18. Dating a manchester united player
>>698097237
Damn, you have pictures of the girl you worked for out of interest?
>>698097515
Nice. Like really there's not a damn thing wrong with her. I just see someone I don't wanna in her face and no, just no heh.
>>698095317
Smash
>>698097587
I actually wrote some long shit out but fuck that. Im just saying no atm cause the USB drive is in a box in my garage or maybe sorta close to me. Either event though im not hunting for pics of that bitch. Sorry bro. maybe next time once I'm done unpacking.
>>698096851
>>698095949
>>698095690 dat ass
Smash
Smash to pieces of fuck
>>698097587
Picture that girl as a dirty blonde and thats about it. Ocasionally she wears the black semi hipster glasses but just think of the sexy chick but a dirty blonde. Thats close enough
>>698072671
>>698082716
The fact that you act like you care about them is turning them off. Just act like you don't and let it be a nice surprise for them that you actually stayed the next morning.
>>698098297
No worries and thanks bro
>>698094050
Destroy
>>698093445
Holy shit I want to fuck the shit outta this lil qt
>>698100145
Dicks out for Harambe
>>698100145
Dude noone needs to smash Harambe. Nigga smashes all he wants. Or wanted ;-;
>>698100704
Until he was murdered for babysitting a nigger.
>Goodnight sweet prince.
smash or pass?
>>698101380
which pic?
they are different girls
>>698099899
Smash or pass?
>>698101480
they're the same
Thoughts?
>>698101701
no they are not, the mole in the pic you provided is absent in the image above
>0/10
>>698101380
Great body, if I was a picky asshole id say face... hm i like all I see face got me trying to pick something out for some dumb reason. Easy smash though
>>698101701
nice shop.
two different girls though.
>>698102115
yeah she has really great tits
Pass/smash?
>>698101986
Need body pic. Face alone though well. Shes got a very wide eye position. might be ok. can't call without body though.
>>698102241
Do I get some free goats and a party in the process?
new adult dating site! plenty of horny college girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changirlz.html
>>698102432
if you're marrying /her/, they aint free. it's compensation for having to beat that cunt into a proper housewife
>>698102543
>>698102432
Sure, what's with the goat tho?
>>698102485
Much better. Actually making me think but shes cute. Not the magical east indian you think of but not a shame. Id most likely hit it but it seems more like the awkward highschool meetup chick you got with one night and still never understood what went on. Sorry im undecided on this at the moment.
>>698102190
>>698102031
here you go kids
be good and settle down now
>>698102604
if i broke up with her after recieving goats do I now own goat pets?
>>698102905
It's fine, I've 'smashed' her already
new adult dating site! plenty of hornyy girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changirlz.html
>>698103037
ofc
my girl
>>698103072
and yes that pic gives me a much different view on her.
>>698099899
Smash or Pass anons?
Smash easily. Is either a snob or a bro girl that hates the other chicks cause bitches got evil intentions to everyone. Just doesn't always come out. Looks friendly though.
>>698103643
SMASH
got more pics?
>>698072274
we talk about smash not date anon.
>>698103792
>>698072274
Have you ever heard the term "beggars can't be choosers" you seem to fit right into that. Faggot.
>>698080034
that looks like a cuban resort room i went to, hm
>>698093445
mods?
>>698103367
How different?
>>698072393
Harpoon and use for chum
>>698104873
>mods?
You are a fucking idiot. What issue could you possibly have with that photo?
Please fucking enlighten me....
>>698104873
She's confirmed legal faggot
>>698103584
Cute, Would hit but maybe have some guilt
>>698103643
Reminds me of alot of dumb whorish HS chicks. Hit yes. Relationship? fuck no
>>698103696
Yeah Id smash her. could give reasons but I would
>>698103759
Yep. Sideways pic confused me but shes got a nice body
>>698104116
I wanna say too old but I bet you she in the picture is alot younger than im thinking. Hit yes but it's a close call. Shes hot and all that but maybe not what I like? i dunno.
>>698104917
Showed a much more playful style. the body pic I saw was like t-shit and chill clothes. Ive changed my mind, shes sexy
>>698105144
ehehe no. Yo she will fuck you like a beast and it would be good but if like any of the girls I knew that were like this I don't want nothing to do with their personal life
>>698106144
Cutie so probably. looks a bit young. Give it a few years and I could say for sure.
Smash
>>698071650
That's a big, ugly nose. Look like pigtits, too. I think I'd pass.
>>698093445
Id go balls deep in her and cum in her
>>698106642
Pigtits or not id run my own train on her, dunno how it would happen though. She has to have hidden kids though so I want none of that cause she just looks like someone who slowly would suck any bit of happiness and hope out of you. Id make a mess out of her though if possible.
>>698086956
She has no head though.
Based on body yes. Judging only on a towel though maybe? Not sure.
>>698107196
smash
pass
>>698108144
checkd
thx for bootin'
>>698071650
smash m8
she is 7/10 at least, I would fuck a 2/10 girl
>>698072393
even I have limits
>>698096140
kek
>>698107196
Smash hard.
>>698077727
would smash bestially
>>698071650
I remember Posting her. (I have a folder of 50 pics of her)
>>698109506
Her?
>>698109298
Any bikini?
>>698110367
Doesn't look like it
>>698104309
Quit projecting
>>698109529
Smash
>>698109647
Cumblast
>>698110288
Anal and facefuck
>>698110363
Smash
>>698109298
Smash, would wife and fill her up with cum
>>698110288
>>698110956
Glad you like her
>>698110956
>Cumblast
Oh?
>>698108544
Thoughts?
>>698109990
>>698109506
Anyone?
>>698111249
Absolutely, she's really sexy anon.
