Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe
Pics or it didn't happen
rob halford of judas priest.
Pics or it didn't happen
I find that hard to believe
>>698035748
>Nigger detected.
>>698024358
You're lying
>>698035748
This thread again?
>>698036118
I find that hard to believe.
Did he paratamize you?
>>698035748
I fucked kathy bates, turned her dyke
>>698035748
Surprisingly boring in bed.
>>698035748
Who even is she?
charli xcx
>>698035748
OP is a 7 foot tall nigger confirmed
Valentin Brunn (Virtual Riot). Dude is kinky af.
Her. Don't know whether thats a good thing or not.
I fucked this guy when I voted for Hillary
>>698035748
Did you get AIDS from that coalburner?
define famous
pic related
Why didn't you just do an ama ya stinky twat
>>698037661
story?
>>698035748
>coalburner
good luck with herpes
>>698039320
Story goes like this:
>be anon
>be about to fap
>decide to about boxxyface
>come up with scenario and wank to it
>feelsgoodman.jpgerino
>be anon
>see famous fuck thread full of virgin beta fucks where I fit in
>claim I've sexual relation bed with the box
>anon believes it
>>698035748
I fucked the chick from MotoCrossed
>>698041276
Who?
>>698037383
What did he make that made him appear so kinky?
>>698041065
>based anon.
>>698041532
Alana Austin
>>698035748
you are black?
>>698041276
I don't know what that means, I'm sorry
>>698041973
Was she a good fuck?
Met her when I was in Toronto. Talked about the dumb show and how I had a crush as a kid. She thought it was cute. We hooked up.
She's not like really famous, but whatever.
>>698037661
>her
>>698042446
That's cool.
>>698042818
>>698042446
great story, dude
>>698042309
She was a couple years older than me. She had great tits and a purple vibe. We hung out for about a week, I pictured her with that Motocrossed short hair more than once while inside her. That part was weird. Everything else was fucking awesome.
>>698036953
Pics?
>>698043142
>>698043179
Thanks for bumping my thread, bro. /b/ is so fucking fast! Keep the good work, please.
>>698035748
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces
>>698043302
>>698043163
Well I assumed this thread to be 90% bullshit, so I didn't really bother.
>>698043352
all the details now
>>698043352
Go on, Dan.
>>698035748
wait, are u dan -get in the van- schneider?
>>698043555
Check'd
>>698043352
following 41.6k
>>698038190
i prefer her ass much
Best threesum of my life
cant believe it was 2 and a half years ago
Believe it or not I fucked her. We were in a 4 years relationship. Now she's famous because Mr. Robot.
Fking Savage xD
One of Warren Jeffs' virgin wives.
And I'm not joking.
>>698042849
naahhh, fuck you, srsly?
>>698035748
been there, done that
>>698043819
filename checks out
>my 21st bday
>cousin takes me to nice bar in Manhattan
>think it was called dead bunny or something
>see her at a private booth with a couple other people (don't know who)
>we make eye contact, smiles, etc.
>eventually she walks by our table with a friend to go to bar
>go with cousin after her to order drinks as well
>offer to buy her drink
>orders like a $12 cocktail, fucking ridiculous
>anyway, she invites us to her booth with her friends
>we hang out and talk til like three
>whole group goes to her hotel
>everyone is drunk, me and her eventually go to her separate room and talk for a while
>put the moves on her
>themtitties.exe
>we fuck, she insists on condom
>fuckit.jpeg
>used an old condom that's been in wallet for like a year lol
>chill until like 7am when cousin wants to go home
>whole trip home i'm subtly sniffing my fingers
she was actually really cool. didn't really talk about fame and shit even when i asked tons of questions about people she's met (James Franco mostly lol)
just before darkbloom
>>698043819
I want to believe.
>>698044343
>orders like a $12 cocktail, fucking ridiculous
I'm not saying your story would be believable without this part, but this is the part that made it 100% clear this story is a lie.
>>698044343
who is that?
>>698043507
BULL
FUCKING
SHIT
Someone bang Micucci and bring it back here
>>698044737
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You don't have to believe it lol
>>698044792
Emma Roberts
>>698044082
Are you a USC football player?
>>698035748
shes married to a nigger now
>>698045222
czeched
>>698043182
sounds plausible.. in which case story to short.. write moar!
>>698035748
>tfw you will never see their drunk lesbian sex tape
>>698045222
you got trips so I believe you.
>>698044792
Oh, cool. Way to go. Fucking a chick with an IMDb page is like one of the hardest boxes to check.
>>698044142
underrated post
>>698045751
That's because it never has nor will happen, anon
>>698046061
You can't say it never happened, you don't know that.
>>698044737
why would that make the story implausible?
>>698045788
Yeah, I honestly didn't know too much about her until after that night. I knew she was on Nickelodeon and American Horror Story and I'd seen that Palo Alto movie but I didn't think she was that big of an actress (I guess she still kind of isn't since she's really on TV). Still my proudest conquest and most of my friends still don't believe it despite my cousin corroborating the whole lol
>>698046061
>coalburner
>the slutty ghost of USC
Sounds like it probably happened.
An ex porn star named Kennedy Kressler. She's a lingere model here in Portland, OR. We met at the community college, went to a concert and ended up fucking at some random party afterwards. We're not dating, but we still go out together every once in awhile
Bumping cause I like this thread.
>>698046008
Bullshit
>>698046284
Ghost of USC? What that means?
Ellen DeGeneres.
She was doing a comedy show at some bar back in the 00's.
I bought her a beer and we talked about Lousisiana.
Said it's a shame she was gay and I had a thing for girls like her.
One thing lead to another..then she lead me into a dressing room.
She sucked my dick, I tried to eat her out but she told me not to bother.
She pushed me back onto the couch took off her pants pulled her panties to the side and straddled me.
She took me into her she was so tight and so hot
She pushed my arms back and rode the fuck out of me with a possessessed look on her face.
Was the best 20 minutes of my life.
The best part was when I had her bent over that make up table was when she said. Harder goddamnit, I want it to hurt.
No one ever fucking believes me.
Hell, she told me no one would ever believe me.
>>698046950
I think you just fucked Bill Murray
>>698046137
I don't think it's even possible to get a cocktail that cheap in Manhattan.
>>698046950
I believe you. The manager at a club I worked at had a thing going on with her earlier in her career...
>>698044737
What about that stirs doubt?
u dnt sond very smort
>>698046137
Because people who think $12 cocktails (in Manhattan of all fucking places) are "ridiculously" expensive are yokels, and celebrities don't fuck yokels.
I fucked Emmy Rossum like 6 months after Day After Tomorrow came out. I busted in about 30 seconds. Not my proudest moment. Shit was still cash.
>>698046950
>HOT
>>698044142
Lost
Elisa Lam but we all know how that ended.
>>698047405
hehehe...
But this yokel may be fucking ripped from lifting bails of hay since he was 4 and saving up for his 21st bday night on the town in manhatten. Celebrity airhead is charmed by ripped yokel (rather than fake ripped manhattenite) and she has original story to tell that she fucked ripped yokel to her friends..
>>698047529
And how did this come to pass?
>>698046950
She my moms next door neighbor when we lived in Gretna, she said she wasn't always gay.
>>698046950
and that's when she turned gay
>>698047888
>bales of hay
>heavy
The ones that are heavy are baled into a trailer then rolled off, if shit baler then they sit until someone purchases them. Either way you're a liar.
>>698047888
just the characterization of a ripped yokel as "charming" and a ripped manhattanite as "fake," that right there is the classic yokel mindset.
hot girls don't fuck yokels, much less hot, famous, rich girls.
Amazing thread, seriously. Real or not, they are some really good shit.
>>698047405
>>698047888
>>698048169
That wasn't me. I'd only been to a bar once before that in Buffalo (where I live) and it was relatively cheap compared to the NYC prices. Also, I didn't lift bales of hay but I did and still do save a lot of my money and $12 for a drink seemed like a lot at the time.
>>698044343
Yep I call bullshit, an expensive cocktail at a fancy Manhattan club would be like $25 dollars.
>>698048169
>>698048496
>>698048539
Well fuck you all, stock foto related PROVES that yokels lift BALES of hay by hand and get ripped!
>>698048917
>fancy Manhattan club
It was a bar, Anon.
It was called The Dead Rabbit Grocery and Grog.
>>698048993
mannnnn i bet that guy fucks Emma Roberts ALL THE TIME
>>698048169
angry virgin detected
He. He is also my father.
>>698048675
Well if not bales of hay, what the fuck do you lift? Are you the local truck-stop human jack?
>>698043819
give some details, i want to believe
>>698049083
lol famous bitches ain't hanging out in the financial district bruh
>>698049239
I love his hearthstone vids
>>698049255
I'm not ripped at all, I never said I lift bales of hay haha. Different anon, anon.
hi r/4chan
>>698049480
Exactly, point proven, you not ripped, you didn't fuck Emma Roberts! Q.E.D.
ITT: Who would Emma Roberts do?
>>698049239
>filename though
Also cant find on reverse search.. you legit fagit?
>>698049732
Dammit you got me.
>I fucked the shit out of your mom
>>698043777
Checkd
>>698049690
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Doesn't matter, had sex
>>698049814
Thanks! She was full of shit.. not any more, thanks to you! Sorry you're covered in shit though. Go boil yourself in a bath, make gutter oil,... sell.. profit!
>>698049892
Well good for you!.. but I have no idea what the relevance is of you image.
me and pic related about 2 months ago
Does she count?
Bianca Holmes And got pics to prove it
>>698050510
reply
>>698043555
kek 'n check
>>698050449
pics
>>698050449
>>698050449
post them
>>698047936
She's friends with my sister's boyfriend. Met her at a barbeque at his place. Had nothing to do with showbiz actually.
>>698050713
>>698050449
>>698050732
Yes, it counts, now write greentext blow for blow account of said events
>>698050820
>>698050510
C'mon dawg
I fucked the whole country by voting for either of these turd nuggets.
If by famous, you mean infamy, then her
>girl on right.
>>698051591
masha?
>>698051945
The one and only.
>>698051591
i would like to fuck far right one
>>698051996
well, tell the story
>>698052231
I have a friend from Novosibirsk. She came to the states in 2008. Masha's mom and my friends mom knew each other. I went to Novosibirsk with her in June. That's how we met.
>>698051591
Did you meet her? Did you talk to her? Did she understand you recognized her? How did she act?
(I'm assuming you didn't actually fuck her despite the topic of this thread... because you obviously didn't or you would have said so by now)
>>698048917
>$25 dollars
>25 dollars dollars
>>698051591
when did you fuck her?
Ive posted once or twice before, after a marlyn manson concert we spitroasted some groupie
>>698052643
>Did you meet her?
yeah. I met her mom first. Her mom and dad are really nice. Mom kept trying to feed me.
>Did you talk to her?
yeah. we went out a few times while we were there.
>Did she understand you recognized her?
I didn't really know what happened to her until after I came back to the states. I just understood that she wasn't liked. My verbal Russian is pretty sus so it was just kind of the way people were looking at her and talking towards her. There weren't a lot of smiles. A girl that pretty should have everyone smiling at her.
>How did she act?
She's super eccentric. kind of a passive, quiet autist.
>>698052754
third night we were together. my friend was meeting up with all of her old friends and family and we just started talking. Me with my bad russian and her bad english.
>>698053182
did you recognise her immediately?
>>698053313
I didn't know who she was other than my friend knew her. It was after that I learned everything.
>>698053182
I don't believe you, but just for the sake of argument: have you seen or fapped to any of it since?
>>698035748
Bitch I guess wasn't really famous but was Kate Moss's friend. Kinda ugly but I just wanted to get my dick wet. She coulda been lying for all I know but my brother was out with Kate and I caught a drunk bitch. Got laid anyways so there's my stupid story.
>>698053390
>I don't believe you, but just for the sake of argument: have you seen or fapped to any of it since?
Other than what was posted in the vk 4chan group, NO.
This girl
>>698053531
well you're missing out :^)
>>698053622
Not really. I had the real thing.
>>698053387
what is this girl infamous for? can't find any backstory online ...
>>698053669
she was paid by an old man to make cp when she was around 9. now everyone in russia calls her a whore.
>>698052877
considering its Marlyn Manson I'm inclined to believe you
apparently he's right up there with Ron Jeremy in not give a fuck factor when it comes to sex and who there to witness it/join in
>>698053584
You possitive on using the word "girl" here? Don't get me wrong I'd fuck him but that's it. It's a him isn't it?
>>698051591
Left and right are nice. Mid looks like she'd rape you and steal a kidney while you slept.
>>698053531
So you say your friend's mom and her mom were friends. And you somehow found out about her background, later. Was it from the internet, or from your friend? If it was from your friend, did you get any more background besides just the basic fact? How did she end up doing what she did? Was her mom complicit? Her dad? How did she get out?
>>698053831
with a background like that, the sex must have been kinky ... come on, details ... or was she just totally passive letting you do whatever?
>>698053831
Serbian Mouse?
Always heard about it, seen a few nondirty clothed pics but never seen any of the lewd stuff
>>698042446
So you have crushes on celebs that are barely celebs and you recognize them years later, tell them how cool they were and fuck em? Noice plan. Why didn't I think of that?
>>698054105
story?
Fine old fag will post. ...
On phone fuck green text.
1983 Autzen Stadium Oregon Jam. Joan Jett was there. I was about ten foot off the stage in a sea of human beings. Joan I thought looked in my eyes. She does it again and again. I point at me and she nods and smiles during some song that I didn't recognize. She keeps looking my way the rest of her set. Finally she walks off to the side points at me to some guy.
Her set was over and I'm still kicking it. Then this guy is in front of me looking me up and down. Hands me a backstage pass and told me to follow him. My friends are all asking me what's going on where am I going, etc... I'm sixteen at the time, no such thing as cell phones, they start yelling come back. .. I'm all fuck that, I'm going backstage.
End up going through a tunnel to the tour busses. Guy walks me to an area where everyone is partying. Joan sees me smiles asks my name. Then pretty much ignores me for the next couple hours. I end up chilling with Kevin Debrow from Quiet Riot.
Joan comes back around saying they're going to the hotel to have dinner and tells me I'm going with them.
End up at Hilton. I order a steak. She didn't eat much. I think she didn't eat meat.
We start yakking about the day blah blah. Then she asked if I resist if she raped me. I'm speechless... barely squeak out no. She grabs me and says let's go. Everyone started rooting us on as we headed out.
Long story short. Fucked all night . I've never loved anyone since.
Hi Joan if you cruise /b/.
>>698054026
all of the above. it was in vk where i learned she was paid for it.
>>698054029
she like to bite. i looked like i 'got punched in the mouth' the next morning.
>>698054083
dunno.
>>698047092
If I ever saw these dudes that wear this shit, I would go out of my way to fight them.
Something tells me they're a bunch of sick fucks.
I don't remember much about it though
Sarah Jessica Parker
>pic related
>>698054359
Top kek
>>698054290
You're not being very forthcoming with the details, here. So your friend's mom's friend arranged to have her daughter raped for money, and your friend's mom is just grand old friends with her?
Did it turn out that your friend knew about any of this beforehand? Is your friend one of the girls in the picture you posted? Is that picture available anywhere else on the public internet?
(I'm not about to fucking reverse search it and tell google about what I'm interacting with here, lol)
>>698046586
>Kennedy Kressler.
That chicks' taken a lot of monster dicks in her time. Must have been like the old hot dog down the hall.
>>698051591
>Those soulless eyes
>she has PTHCPTSD
>>698054105
Hot chick. Who is she?
>>698054696
If its the female im thinking of the mother had no idea the shit was going on.
It was the stepfather or some shit doing it behind everyones back.
>>698054696
>So your friend's mom's friend arranged to have her daughter raped for money, and your friend's mom is just grand old friends with her?
I don't really know the specifics. I imagine that he coerced maria to do it and convinced her to not say anything.
>Did it turn out that your friend knew about any of this beforehand?
My friend new before hand. She didn't tell me because It's not something you bring up in casual conversation. Are you really this autistic?
> Is your friend one of the girls in the picture you posted?
No. We were there though. It was a local russian hip-hop show.
>Is that picture available anywhere else on the public internet?
yeah.
>>698054860
she's really sweet.
>>698051591
what did she look like younger?
>>698054290
Oh yesterday you were saying she was your true love who you'd met on an online forum but never IRL. Good to see you keeping the story fresh.
>>698054696
apparently her parents knew about it but she was't forced to do it, she actually agreed to it and also got paid really well, unlike other CP victims.
>>698055268
dunno.
>>698055298
huh?
>>698055249
Do you have any relevant VK links? To her or this event?
![tumblr_mgjuxrZx8q1qfcqjoo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iY4jcVL.jpg "tumblr_mgjuxrZx8q1qfcqjoo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>698054286
Damn nigga. That makes you 49-50 today. Got any pics tho? I smelled Pat Nebatar's used panties once during the 90's. Didn't smell fresh. at all. They looked like pic related. Wasn't impressed.
>>698055268
mommy is so proud
>>698042907
That chick looks like a faggot
This chick when I lived in Sydney, didn't even know who she was till a few months ago
![granny_panties[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kzbIjb2.gif "granny_panties[1].gif")
>>698055786
I meant they looked like granny panties. I was going to post a pic of these initially
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>>698035748
OP is Dan Schneider
>>698035748
I fucked the Olsen twins before they were famous.
>>698055786
Savage man. Bet you it was all worth it though at the time.
>>698055951
>before they were famous
>>698055766
I'm not giving her vk away. she has enough stalkers and people that harass her. her ask was brutal. just question after question of people calling her a whore and wishing her dead.
>>698055951
what did ya do, give them a pacifier ?
>>698056047
They were triplets at the time: Mary, Kate, and Ashley. Kate died during filming of the third episode and ABC went in to panic mode. Only about a dozen people know this.
>>698044142
You came from reddit huh?
>>698055938
God among men
>>698055786
49. I hada 110 but you weren't allowed to bring cameras to the show and they took it at the gate.
She smelled wonderful. Really sexual and loud. Trimmed bush. Not very common in those days.
>>698056126
What's her name? Is there a story on the web?
>>698056222
Bob probably got him offstage tickets while they spitroasted them. Oh god the image alone, fuck this. peace out.
>>698042907
You fucked a scarecrow?
>>698056391
read the thread.
Her, i doubt anyone knows who she is though.
Model and Wrestler.
>>698051591
Who is she?
>>698043555
Kek n check
>>698043777
Kek n check
>>698056540
Ah, according to her wiki she made a small appearance on WWE.
>>698050732
>>698051002
>>698051052
This is how its done faggots, take notes.
>>698042446
The fact that she was your crush 'kind of' gives it away. Idiot.
>>698056540
Peyton Royce from nxt
>>698056391
Hint: if there were a story on the web, if you went actively seeking it out, you'd go to prison.
>>698056535
Yeah not shit motherfucker I mean is there anything like a news article Or something
>>698043819
so what country are you from ?
>>698042818
>>698042907
>>698042968
>>698043050
>>698043456
>>698043639
>>698043698
Get your ass back to Tumblr with your Andy Ballsack bullshit, faggot
>>698056760
Can you read russian? If you can't then there won't be any that can help you.
>>698056742
Scarlett Bordeaux
Really name is liza
>>698056844
I'd be interested in seeing it if you got a link.
>>698056864
Oh that name should really familiar
Met her at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and fucked her in my hotel room afterwards. I came in like 30 seconds.
>>698045751
Im glad. Ugly fucking bitch.
>>698056945
I've never actually looked for it. GIve me a second.
>>698056844
Oh so it wasn't really a thing outside of Russia? And /b/?
>>698056976
Bet she was happy. Doesn't matter though I know you were fuckin happy. GJ
>>698049732
Fucking dumbass, this picture is everywhere
>>698047789
And she's only famous because of you then. Doesn't count.
most famous person I fucked, but since she's not really famous never had anyone doubt me
>>698057062
Elvira? Good on you if true man.
>>698050732
OH SHIT
>>698051591
Nice
>>698056314
I wish this was true
>>698057062
Story im callin BS
>>698056945
>>698057037
http://news.ngs.ru/more/1674228/
>>698049317
under-rated
we're goin' to the zoo, zoo, zoo
how about you, you, you
infamous as fuck, I was drunk and it was 2 years ago, bitch ate her bloody tampon. I asked her if it was true and she without a doubt said it was just dye. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ who knows
>>698049892
Yeah with your 13 year old hand. Anyone who believes your shit, or any obviously made up shit should be shit and you should be fucked up your ass by a 50 inch dildo for the rest of your life.
>>698051591
wow. she may be one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen
Fucked her before the fame?
>>698057429
Story.
>>698036264
Underated post.
He is a gentleman
Fucked this chick at a club once, she said she was famous anyone know her?
>>698057399
She is really nice, quirky girl that has been through some kind of hell.
>>698050449
>Bianca Holmes
who?
>>698057618
hawt.
>>698047181
The dead rabbit is probably what he's talking about, and a cocktail their can range from $16--$30 typically just depends
>>698057703
>>698057502
Fuck green text on my phone!
>Be me 21 years old
>Working on a college project called Scrawl
>Daisy Ridley is one of the main characters before fame
>Thought she was okay and we got chatting behind the scenes.
>Asked her out for a few drinks to which she accepted
>Went out, stayed out for a few hours, then went back to my place.
> taking some more and then put some moves on and next thing you know I'm inside her.
> Project finishes, and next thing I know she's got a fucking role in Star Wars!! And I'm still a faggot ass actor looking for a break... True story believe it or not!
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
>>698057809
Describe her pussy in great detail.
fucked her before she died
>>698057809
Describe her pussy and tits. Gives us detailed account of the sex.
>>698057809
What was her pussy like? Did she shave? Also what's her tits like
>>698058053
Nice, I fucked her after she died
Up top!
>>698057968
It's exactly as you would expect it to be!!'
Tight little pussy, no flappy lips, all complete shaven.
The nicest colour of pink I have ever fucking seen in my whole life!!!!
If I could paint you an image I would! Boobs are small but I don't mind to be honest
>>698058132
guessing you tried the new holes she got huh?
very loose
>ITT everyone suddenly fucked a celebrity
Let's face it you virgin beta the only fuck you got was from uncle lesley 16 years back.
>>698054209
>Be Dan "get in the van" Schneider
>make childrens TV shows for Nicolodean
>??????
>Profit
>>698047109
My fucking sides man... I feel so bad that no one probably gets this
>>698058070
To be honest, I wasn't fucking great..
But Daisy was so sweet man, like she did not care that I was nervous at all.
It was more like making love than anything else, full on passionate sex and she let me cum inside her too.
She's a sweetheart, apart from never talking to me again but I guess that what Getting the biggest role of the century does to you!
>>698058328
Kek
>>698058448
Little shop?
I fucked priyanka chorpa in my car i have dash cam footage
>>698058254
All of them
>>698058053
A claim to have done so after she died would be so 4chan...
>>698058453
This describes nothing an reads like the fantasy scenario a 12-year old would come up with.
>Virgin detected.
>>698058328
I only believe one of the stores
>>698058634
A couple time actually, before she was famous
>>698058453
>>698058178
Wait what
>>698058777
Yet another get
>>698058777
Chek
>>698058328
>tfw this is the truest thing you heard all day
>>698058271
Story?
>>698056702
Not even him but what the fuck are you talking about
>>698058697
Believe it or not bro it happend!
Obviously I didn't take pictures because she wasn't famous then, I don't really know what you want me to say...
I fucked her, she went on to better things and didn't speak to me again. You asked if I had, I told you I did, I don't need you to believe me
>>698043352
> - me
Who the fuck actually quotes themselves holy shit - me
Hera the dash cam picture
This story took place about 3 years ago, so she was relatively famous but GoT wasn't SO big.
>Was at family friend's 18th party at her house, she had like fields and shit and made it look like a festival
>Turns out she went to senior school with Sophie Turner
>I see her and try and not bitch out while talking to her
>Turns out she's a massive cokehead and wanted some
>I got a friend who's a dealer, but he lived about 2 hours away (near where I lived), luckily he was a GoT fan too so was willing to drive to wing man for me
>I distract her for the 2 hours, because I'm a cool kid and shit
>Eventually my friend gets there, we sneak off, grab the coke, then she starts snorting
>Meanwhile I'm basically feeling her up
>She's kinda going between lines and getting off with me for a bit
>Eventually she goes down for a line and I stick it in her
>I cum and text my friend saying I fucked Sansa Stark
>>698059040
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>>698058428
That lucky bastard fucks the best young Hollywood pussy.
>>698059074
Of course, you along with a trillion others
>>698059090
"stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
>>698056316
>>698059174
I guess you don't believe my story either
>>698058895
I met her at a party and we were both pretty fucked up I let her in my uber took her home and she told me I could stay at her place and we ended up fucking
>>698058607
Hell yeah
New thread:
>>698059273
>>698059147
Apparently she is kind of a slut and into crack now yeah.
>>698055951
What the fuck went wrong?
this thread, oh my sides. the whole thing.
>Famous people you fantasy fucked people find easy to tell you are lying.
>>698049480
Who sucker punches someone listening to music? Niggers are the worse I bet he thought he was hard as fuck afterwards too
>>698059348
>earth rotated
>not 15 anymore
>>698059523
I believe one of the stories. The rest are fucking liars
>>698059705
Which one?
>>698046008
Yeah, no. Would be more believable if you said Mick Fleetwood
>>698049480
Niggers so stupid they have to put signs on fences that tells them if it's a short or long one.
>>698057809
I choose not to believe it.
Mainly because you use the same text patterns in half of your greentext faggot. Next thread try not to be so obvious samefagging
>put some moves on
>>698055951
>Before they were famous
Ma nigga
>>698059747
Not saying.
