Act like normal civilized People until 00 hits
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Act like normal civilized People until 00 hits
Nice weather we're having, /b/
How's that local sports team?
Anyone wanna slurp some brewskis at the local bar this weekend?
>>698020817
>>698022362
>>698022581
Commit euthanasia, faggots.
i am gaming right now :)
REEEEEEEEEE
>>698022857
Nice gif, you don't mind if I download it
I'm enjoying all my freedoms
Anyone tired of this kind of threads?
I don't know, it is a little bit dumb for me.
Excuse me if my comment offends you, it is not intended to offend anyone.
I love you guys
Isn't this the essence of random?
Hi
You can't tell me what to do.
>>698023099
You were close to free the devil, my friend
Hahaha.
Im okay with African Americans.
Civilization is a thing for me to see
Zzz
>>698022581
lets go sports team
>>698023360
Yea, america is a cool country at all. I think they bring freedom in the world like no other land in the world. The most people there ar intelligent and thin.
go crazy
>>698020817
Hey guys, I have a secret that I shouldn't share.
>>698023835
Right. And all presidents did the right things. My favorites are bush and obama
>>698020817
I have an audition tomorrow, and I'm having trouble sleeping.
Boy, do I love Jews.
I dont like this picture
Peace wants love
>>698024115
goodluck anon
>>698020817
Check this picnic meme, newfriends.
Hitler did so much wrong
My African American neighbor is quite the fellow.
>>698023835
OP said civilized, not delusional.
Hello guys, what's going on?
If you reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight
I'm looking for some nifty nature things in this thread
>>698024717
Nicely said, fellow anon.
>>698024717
Don't be rude my friend. he was only trying to be friendly.
mods are asleep
>>698024504
Thanks, anon! I'll need it.
>>698024912
Why, thank you, comrade. I have a modest view on politics that I don't like to shove down people's throats but I thought I'd make a post about it for banter's sake.
>>698024972
Thank you, they really hurt me.
>>698025065
Nigger
>>698025065
fucking kill yourself.
but what is that video in the thumbnail.
>>698025144
I'm so sorry that I hurt your feelings, friend. I'd like to offer my condolences and apologies.
It's incredible that some anons can't restrain themselves until 00. They must be bursting at the seams.
>>698025362
Accepted. Thank you
>>698025299
Woah
>>698025483
Makes me sad too
>>698025651
Ho boy
Golly Gee my good fellows this is quite the thread you have here.
>>698025299
That word is a nono
>>698025340
http://m.spankbang.com/694x/video/penny+pax+fucked+in+her+jammies
>>698020817
"Give me your Childran, good fuck sex with Children, am the Ruler and I own everyone" said Shajrah Ruler.
>>698020817
Dave Matthew's Band is pretty cool
>>698025299
>>698025799
Getting too close for comfort.
>>698025760
Ain't it the cat's pajamas?
>>698025775
I am shure not to klick it, when you are at work.
>>698025980
And the bee's knees.
>>698024344
Kill your self bitch errbody luh dat banan
Hello everyone, I am a proud genderqueer foxkin demifluid intergay multibisexual, and I hope you all can respect my lack of privilege and not be misogynistic bigots. Also, I love memes and have since my birth nine years ago trolooollllololol xD. I'm a gurl, but I'm kinda random like some boys. My goal in life is to become the biggest "whore" on social media, whatever that means... I heard the secret is to suck a lot of black "cock"!?! I don't know why I'd suck a chicken LOL but I'm ready. I'm gonna play Undertale (the best game evar btww) so cya and add me on facebookk so we can play farmvil together. xDD :3
>>698025894
: ^ )
>>698026106
>>698026159
My, my! There is no need for such language!
>>698026159
Welcome. But in reading what you wrote, I think you really should put off sexual activity until you've met a decent, caring person and you're completely ready. Hope this helps.
>>698026298
I am shure it was an accident.
Does anyone else enjoy knitting? It's actually pretty relaxing.
>>698026159
Haha what a little scamp! It's so funny to see kids imitate what they hear online. Good thing you came to a place where children are not at any risk at all. Where are your parents?
heheheheheh
>>698026461
I know, right?
>>698024344
I really like this picture.
>>698026349
Hello Sir
This is a good advice.
Thank you
>>698026588
I think it's dumb and overused, but I respect your opinion.
>>698026671
I respectfully disagree
>>698026461
I think i should try it too. Sounds manly
I am more than a little unnerved by the crass, anti-immigrant, race-baiting talk of Donald Trump. I'm definitely voting Democrat this year
>>698026462
My dad left to get some "smokes" a couple years ago. Must be some bad traffic LOL xD,, Im sure he'll be back soon. My mommy says she has to work a corner at night, whatever that means. So I stay with my uncle, who does the laundry every day so I have clean underwear. It's too bad he only plays with me when I go to sleep, though.
Aren't we all just an amazing group of people?
Does anyone here have a 4chan pass? You know, the thing that lets you bypass the captcha?
>>698024344
That pic is a-ok with me
Hello friends.
>>698026858
We sure are.
bandunkaroo!
>>698026858
bless your heart
>>698026997
shit lol. so close
there's nothing quite like a good stroll on a website, isn't there?
>>698026997
Yes
ay
hello everyone I have just joined this thread nice to see you all
>>698026852
Oh dear God, I'm calling child protective services right now. Anyone that would do that to a child is just sick
I really like that african american family that has moved in next door to my house. Though some of my neighbors have less kind attitudes towards them, for some reason.
>>698026618
Dear sir,
You sound just like my pal, Pajeet.
Kindly
>>698026838
But the democrates ruining the country. They are too liberal
Quints get
Read 'em and weep
>>698027090
Nice to see you too!
Hi, i'm dan.
Tomorrow is my birthday, I'm so excited!
It is raining where i live
>>698027131
But he doesnt need protection from me, silly.
>>698027189
Hi dan
There's a delicious Chinese food place just down 2nd street
Tony is getting married
>>698027189
Hi, I'm Dan.
>>698027222
I say sir, fantastic trips!
Idubbz married fake frank :D
>>698027175
I'm afraid your prediction was incorrect, my good sir.
>>698027211
Really? How many years young will you be turning?
>>698027155
Hello dear sir, I believe no political party in the United States is liberal. All of them will pass arbitrary laws that would be seen as atrocious to philosophers such as hume, locke, or russeau.
Can someone direct me to my mother dying immunities please
>>698026920
No, sounds great.
>00
>>698023355
Oooh double dubs checked mein friendo
>>698027323
Excuse my good man, I assume, but I am new here. What is a "trips"?
I flew flew a small model helicopter today. It was very fun.
Have you heard of this Keemstar fellow? He's causing quite a stir on the Internet as of late
>>698026816
I couldn't agree more.
>>698026972
Hi there
>>698027433
Nice dubs there amigo
>>698027155
Well I agree to a certain extent, but it's the responsibility of conservatives to bring them to the center; not to nominate a candidate who appeals only to radical elements in their base! I respect conservatives though, and I hope they make a strong, unified showing in 2 years
>>698027479
He's the one with that cooking show, right?
>>698027464
You see how the last three numbers of his post number are all the same? That's trips.
>>698027498
That was quite close! Good try my good man!
Anyone know what kind of doll I outta get for my daughters birthday?
Oh gee nelly oh my hahaha what a fun website
Why, I would hate for someone to get two zeros right about now
I am glad to have you guys too talk too. Pretty nice fellows
Guys, op said civilised regular people, not British royalty. Seriously. What's up guys?
>>698027464
hello newfriend, may i show you to the door? It is quite nice this time of year.
>>698027601
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
>>698027601
Even closer
>>698027601
THAT was close!
Someone please roll 00 soon /b/ threads aren't supposed to be civilized for this long and its getting weird
>>698027581
Ahhhh, thank you my good man. Do you accept debit cards?
>>698027601
Thank you. You got closer then I could. The respect goes to you kind sir
>>698027464
Not him, but the serial number of your post had repeating digits,
Dubs - Any multiple of 11including 00
Trips - any multiple of 111 including 000
So on so forth
Boom
>>698027690
cmon Tyrone
>>698027652
>Implying anyone else is civilized
Well, I never!
>>698027690
Calm down, you are acting like a lunatic
>>698027690
Calm down sir! There is no need for such an outburst!
>>698027601
Oh my! I almost cut loose and called someone a Redskin. Good thing you were off by one!
>>698027690
That's rude, my friend. Please apologize.
>>698027690
Would you terribly mind toning down your language? Minors could potentially be browsing this thread.
Can you guys please give me pointers on falling asleep faster?
>>698027801
I imagine you are quite angry at the moment as well sir
>>698027726
No, chekcs only since 2002.
>>698027801
SHIT
>>698027801
Well, flip me all the way to heck, that was close
What happened in the coordinates thread last night? My internet shut off about 300 posts in, around the time OP posted the stream site link, was it b8?
Get
>>698027379
Thank you for expanding my knowledge.
Was the Holocaust real?
Also if a Woman can fart out of her Vagina can a male fart out of his penis?
The original poster is a homosexual
>>698027801
GOD FUCKING DAMNI-no... no that's not very civilised
>>698020817
hi there, this is my first time on 4chan, can you pleace explain me how tings work here?
suuuuh
>>698027892
Sir please! You are disturbing the peace!
>>698027877
Avoid the color blue, and light.
Your brain will assume the sky is still lit or the sun is out
>>698027944
...And?
>>698027892
See? It sure is something when you are one away!
>>698027892
Theres no need to use those naughty words
>>698027892
My mom saw that curse word on the computer and wants to know your house number. So she can talk to your mom
Good evening lads, anon reporting in
Yes this is nice
ok
Allahu Akbar
Check em
>>698027968
There is too much to explain. I'm sure that there is a website or two out there that can explains things better than I ever could. Safe travels!
If this thread reaches limit without 00, it will truly be an epic day for 4chan.
>>698028061
No way, mine too!
>>698027789
Well said, only lunatics toss around normative concepts like "civilized" anymore. Post-structuralism is good, and only fools in the worst parts of the Internet believe multiculturalism hurts us
>>698028068
Hi there friend. Welcome
>>698027968
My fellow run and never return it is hell on Earth here and I don't want a fine fellow like yourself trapped here.
>>698028122
God is good indeed
>>698028068
O, and I forgot to mention it: I'm from the great nation of Brazil! How are you all enjoying the Olympics so far?
>>698028122
My my! It appears we have someone of the Islamic Faith joining in! How quaint!
>>698028154
Agreed. This website has had me trapped for god knows how long. I hate to admit it.
Sieg Heil!
>>698028139
Wow. Feel bad for the guy who cursed. He is going to get double punishment
Wonderful day
Goodmorning good sirs!
>>698028290
Yes indeed
Maybe it is time to start.
>>698028256
Oh nice. Never understood hawaiin lingo , but I bet that is beautiful
heh
>>698028216
I personally believe that the great serpent Yaltabaoth shall save us all.
>>698028311
hey hey, pretty close there fella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tntOCGkgt98
look at this cat video i found friends! It brightened my day
>>698020817
Hello, gentlemen. How is your day going?
>>698028352
No it is not. We wait.
>>698028252
Same. I really need to go to sleep, but I want to see how this thread plays out!
>>698028154
but why? everybody seems such great people, also, im mexican, sorry for my bad english, i just started living in america 2 weeks ago
>>698028256
Oh! We have someone who speaks German as well! This message board is very varied in terms of intriguing qualities!
>>698028401
>>698028402
Sweet Loraine Christ
>>698028377
What a card, you are, chum.
Hey guys!
I ha- love nig- black people!
Hello fellow friends, have you heard about the news today
>>698028401
Oh no.
It's getting closer.
>>698028122
Truly this board accepts people of all faiths. I'll be interested to hear your thoughts on Salman Rushdie and my friend; I know we can talk openly about his writing in this safe space.
YOu guys going to Ralph's party on Sat ?
>>698028443
What I mean was this website has been sucking my life away for many years.
Why are we typing like the British trying to be civilized?
>>698028476
Your English is fine. Hope you find prosperity here!
>>698028402
Ah, that is too bad. Did you check 'em anyway? Maybe next time eh? For now lets just enjoy this fine thread!
>>698028401
Close, but no cigar!
We are all just normal people. Right?
>>698028401
>>698027801
>>698027601
all of these one offs! man i am glad
>>698028555
Checked
>>698028517
Lord Almighty! This man's a racist!
>>698028517
This is offensive!
>>698028569
Dang nab it, I'm going for >00
>>698028555
No one else knows how to act normal. Plus it's pretty fun, you should try it. Nice trips btw
>>698028569
Hehe 69. That's dirty friend
>>698028559
well, thank you friend!
>>698028634
Out with him I say!
>>698028603
Thank you.
They call me...
Oh my god
This is where things get interesting
>>698027625
I think you should get her one with realistic beautystandards so that she doesn't get a warped idea of how women should look.
>>698023351
Oh ho ho! You devilish rebel!
>>698028603
>urge to say vile shit intensifies
>>698028593
And there were also at least two 99s! Whew, huh!
>>698028622
I will check your doubles with the luxury pen I hold within my bosom
>>698028653
Watch your mouth, there are children present!
>>698028700
CHECK
oh no >>698028700
>>698028653
Hehe. Only you would think like that
>>698028700
FUCK OFF NIGGER
>>698028700
FUCK YOU FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF NIGGER
>>698028700
HERE WE GOOOOO
>>698028700
NIGGERS FUK NIGGERS!!!! REEEEEEE
>>698028700
FUCK NIGGERS
>>698028700
GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKERING NIGGER DICKS 14/88 SIEG HEIL!
>>698028700
Kill yourself with a chainsaw faggot
>>698028700
You fucking piece of shit. You're ruining this community.
>>698028700
Fucking faggot
>>698028700
WE DID IT!
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>698028700
Go fuck yoself nigger
>>698028517
Truly awful. You have the right to free speech, of course, but it's troubling that you see other races this way.
Fuck niggers
>>698027464
I think it has something to do with drugs. Not shure.
>>698028700
>>698028700
>>698028476
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER.
>>698028700
FUCK
>>698028700
CUNTS ALL OF YE
>>698028559
in gonna steal your money and rape your woman, bitch!!!
>>698028855
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUCKFAG
FUCKING NIGGERRRRRR!!!!!!!! GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
>>698028700
I FUCKING HATE YOU GODDAMN NIGGER I HOPE YOU DROWN IN THAT CESSPOOL YOU CALL A HOME AND YOUR MOTHER WEEPS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR SUCH A FUCKING DISSAPPOINTMENT
>>698028476
WE WILL DEPORT YOUR ASS!
let's get some barely legal porn and loli up in this bitch
>>698028700
MY ASSHOLE IS SO BIG MOM I CANT TAKE ANYMORE
>>698028700
FUCK YOU FAGGOT PEDO NIGGER FAGGOT I HOPE YOU FUCKING HANG YOURSELF FAGGOT FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>698028978
AMEN TO THAT
OP's shower
My window is open and my neighbor is yelling at his shitty kids. It's hilarious. XD
Haha just saw this on the web, thoughts?
>>698029008
BACK TO R9K FAGGOT YOU MANGY FUCK
>>698028870
Christ. I've been seeing you spell "sure" that way for this entire fucking thread. It's S-U-R-E, you Mongoloid faggot.
top of the mornin ol' chaps.
>>698027211
Tomorrow is my birthday too. 8/5/91
>>698028973
fuck you nigger ! i will live here forever!
>>698029151
NOT ANYMORE FAG WE GOT 00 BITCH
>>698025065
I know there was already 00 but if yall want to know thats penny pax
>>698029151
You need to GTFO FUCKING CUNT
>>698029097
FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>698028700
You ruined this, go fuck yourself with a fucking broom, you disposable bag of cum
This thread can suck my dick, and I bet all of you cucks would love watching
>>698029097
GO BACK TO /r/teenagers YOU STUPID FUCK
>>698029164
AND YOU STOP BEING A FAGGOT
>>698029098
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
All holy goddamned fucking shit.
>>698029097
Get out of here you fuckin faggot
African Americans deserve payments as retributions for shit that happened 150 years ago
>>698028555
Nice triples my friend! Digits like those don't happen very often. You should cherish them for the rest of your days
CALL THE COPS I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUCK
>>698029354
SHUT THE HELL UP DIPSHIT WE GOT 00 FAG
>>698029354
HANG YOURSELF
>>698029354
fuk u nigga
>>698029164
I hope you get AIDS from your biological uncle as a present you manky cunt
>>698028700
NIIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEERRRR
>>698029354
Go suck your mom's cock
Yo my name is mother fucking Jamal I am going to need about 3 bucks to get home my car broke down , but I can't show u where
>>698024814
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
I want all you hoes to know that a real nigger hit the floor.
>>698029564
I laughed way too hard at this.
ALL JEWISH AND NON JEWISH PEOPLE HERE SHOULD SLASH THEIR OWN THROATS WITH BUTTER KNIVES
>>698029678
2edgy4me
I use a elk antler I fashioned into a dildo on myself and my girlfriend. Also I enjoy getting head from meth whores and staying completely flacid for a great deal of time 30+mins then blaming the girl for my ED.... Good times
>>698029735
HEY FUCK YOU
Man. I sure do love me some pineapples.
>>698023518
BONGO BONGO BONGO I DONT WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO
>>698029735
Fuck off I don't hear any slashing
Take a look Patrick, this all happened because of 2 numbers
>>698030000
RESET
EVERYONE CALM
>>698030000
WINRAR
>>698029225
You gave me cancer.
>>698030000
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Does this mean we have to be nice?! Fuck
>>698030000
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU NIGGER SPIC FAGGOT THOSE QUADS
>>698030000
>>698030179
Watch that language
>>698030000
OH WOW WOW WOOOOOW CALLLLLMMMM DOOOOOWWWWWNNNN
Good evening my fellow lurkers and friends on /b/! Marvelous night we are having!
>>698030000
Nice quads you have there
Wow quad 0's you know what that memes
>>698028700
Fuck yeah
Do I win
Sorry what happened I just lost my self there.
