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45 tells me what to do
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https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_Extra_Hot/comments/4itp7c/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/
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leave /b/. we have enough fags here already
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Put the nearest object in your ass, no matter how big it is
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Bite your dick until it starts bleeding
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kys
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>>698018747
damn so close
rolling for a bro
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Give yourself abj
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>>698018384
lay on your side and pull your cock and balls back through your thighs and spread your buttcheeks for us
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slam the refrigerator door on your cock
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bite your dick until there's a stream of blood flowing down
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>>698019340
rollin
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don't orgasm for 1 month
edge yourself once a day
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>>698019517
ok, that's just inhumane
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>>698018384

Live the rest of your life as a normal person.
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>>698018600
This
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>>698019065
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jerk off to asian furry porn
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Cut your dick off
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papercut testicles
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>>698020348
Roll
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>>698020348
Reroll
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>>698020348
Kek roll
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Sharpie in the pooper.
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suck urself
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Succ
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cum in tongue
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stick in pencil sharpener
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Get off of /B/ and never return. The
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self facial
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cum in the jar of family peanut butter
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Put a plug in your pussy
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Go get laid
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Show us your driver's license with nothing omitted.
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>>698022607
Roll
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webm of u sucking your own cock
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>>698022761
reroll
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>>698022481
Reroll.
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>>698022761
once again
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>>698018992
this
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>>698022761
wait, this
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>>698022761
rolling for this plz
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>>698022947
I WAS SO CLOSE FUCK
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Kill yourself
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>>698022761
Rolling for this
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hey
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>>698022691
Reroll
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>>698022995
Roll
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>>698018384
live cam of you sucking your own cock
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Kill your family
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>>698019065
This
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Still here? Show us a piece of mail with your name and address visible.
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>>698018384
post porn
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>>698019065
Roll
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>>698023212
>>698022995
Roll for both
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Find a light bulb thats been on for awhile, the hotter the better. Unscrew and put up butt hole
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>>698018600
>>698018700
doubles in a row
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>>698018384
put a straw in and drink your own urine
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Bake a cake
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Smash your phone
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>>698019065
Reroll
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Kill you
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Self suckk
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Spend $100 on a body pillow
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Light your stove top and when its nice and hot squeeze your balls in your thighs and sit on it with as much force as you can muster then sit in a bucket of alcohol
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Put the biggest stick in your house up your ass
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>>698023744
OH SHIT
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Draw a face on your dick and make it dance
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write "abf 62 33r" on a piece of paper and then post an image of it here
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Rape your mom
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Shove a handful of stuffing up your ass while you gobble like a turkey
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go upside down and cum in your mouth, giving us a nice view your ass while you do so. would prefer a webm.
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>>698018384
papercut your dick
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Do the bartman
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Smash your phone with a sledge hammer
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Shoot your school
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Post a pic with three fingers up your ass.
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Smash a kids phone
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Cut the dick hole to make a cross
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>>698024123
reroll
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>>698024123
Rolling for this
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piss in a bowl, microwave it for 30 seconds, shampoo hair
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Cut the head of your dick off.
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Cut your dickhole
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Edge but don't cum
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>>698024376
Re roll
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>>698024467
This with pictures
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>>698024376
Roll
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Break the door on your microwave and microwave your cock and balls for five minutes must webm
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Use a stove to heat up the tip of a screwdriver until its hot, then showe it up your dickhole. make it a webm
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Microwave your phone
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>>698024678
This
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Make a cock tribute to Amy slaton (look her up on YouTube)
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>>698018384
Ask a woman of your family to film you while selfsucking then make a webm with sound and make it viral
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>>698024467
Roll again
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>>698023411
win
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>>698024781
Third time the charm
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Pepperspray you dick and Jack it
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shove a pen down ur dick hole
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>>698018384
Stop being a faggot.
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>>698024678
Roll
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Cut off your dick
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>>698019084
kek this
roll
also the members of motorhead used to get drunk and do this for a laugh
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P
>>698024824
Roll
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Masturbate with hot sauce and toothpaste combined
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>>698018384
Put clothes on and go to bed
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>>698024123
rerolling one more time
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>>698024894
Reroll
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dont stop till you cum from anal only
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>>698024824
Roll
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Deliver on all suggestions
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>>698018384
Congratulate me for rolling 45.
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OP ISN'T DOING SHIT!
>>698018384
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>>698024894
Rolling again. For fuck sake. Op is also a faggot
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>>698024678
roll
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piss in your nostril.
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become jewish
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>>698024697
Roll
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>>698025087
reroll
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take a shit and paint the wall with some of it
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>>698025146
damn. so close. rereroll
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Syringe bleach in your pee hole
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>>698018384
Reply to this post or your mother will roll 45 in her sleep tonight.
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Give me dubs
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>>698025228
Reroll
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Suck yourself off and post it
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suck yourself and upload it
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>>698018384
Post timestamp.
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pour a whole tube of superglue in your dickhole and wait
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>>698025228
Reroll HD
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Send a video of you jerkin' it to your parents
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>>698018384
Rolling.
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>>698022761
Also, this.
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>>698025352
Roll for webm
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>>698025230
wtf ? you can't even troll right dude
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>>698025352
roll
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go outside and tell a cop he is a nigger
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>>698025380
Cone on 45
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post this picture to your facebook and tag your family
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>>698018384
Draw a picture of the golden gate bridge
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>>698025407
trying again.
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Penis meets fridge door . Slamity slam slam
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>>698025618
roll and make it webm
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>>698018384
Rolling for this
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use a pencil sharpener to sharpen your dick
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>>698025618
Roll for the slam
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Bump
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pic related
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Buy 100$ body pillows 3 of them with just you on it..
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draw smiley face on the tip
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Die
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Post timestamp with tits
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>>698025692
roll
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streak through your neighborhood with a boner with clamps on your nipples and make a webm out of it
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>>698025835
roll
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Peanut butter on your dick and fap
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Roll
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quit your job
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poke a fork thru your balls
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>>698025618
I wont get 45 but roll
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45 chekd n wasted inbound
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>>698025583
last time.
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Text your closest female friends and tell her you want her
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Cut yourself and email me the pictures of your cuts at [email protected]
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>>698025933
This roll
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Cum on this girl.
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>>698026050
Webm
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Shove a steak knife through the base and pull it all the way up to the tip splitting it in half and make it a gif faggot.
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Cut off the head of your dick, cook it and live stream u eating it
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Webm of you sucking yourself off
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Suck yourself
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>>698026143
Rollllll
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>>698026143
rollll
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ITT: nobody gets 45
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Fuck some meat
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Explain to me why I can't roll 45
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>>698026143
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>>698026267
you're gay
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Cut it off
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>>698026244
fuck so damn close
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Send a dick pic to your sister
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>>698018384
Video yourself sucking till completion then text and/or e-mail the video to all of your family, friends, and contacts on your phone. Post proof here.
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>>698026143
Make it happen
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Slam a door on your bellend and.post webm
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do a backflip
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Make a hotdog
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chop off dick
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Bump
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>>698026367
roll
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>>698026388
Rowl
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Put a sock on your penis and rob a jewelry store film it of coarse
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Grind your ding-dong to a cheese grater show webm
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>disabled 45 rolls
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go to bed mate
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>>698026455
Roller
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Text your best female friend and say you need to see them naked
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>>698026143
>2 off
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>>698026543
you can do that ?
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>>698026507
Just hit 45 already
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trap a fly
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take off the prodective cover on desk fan, put it to max speed and slice your dick
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once we hit 45 you're going to see some serious shit!
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delete this post
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>>698026423
Re roll
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Stick it in male hookers ass
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>>698026130
Rolling
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Smear it on the pavement
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a couple pancakes
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>>698026423
Roll
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Rub butter around your dick and fap
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fuck yourself

literally, in the ass
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open the door, get on the floor
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>>698026130
Rull
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45 never ever
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Just kill your family and cut off your dick already on stream
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eat your shit
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Put it in your ass
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210 posts and not a single 45
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Make a hotdog with your dick
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Put a straw inside
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>>698026659
Respond "kek" to this post
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>>698026130
roll
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Uninstall /b/
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cum in mouth
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Sharpie in pooper while blowing yourself
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>>698026806
errybody walk the dinosaur!

>>698026884
kek
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do cocaine
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furiously rub a cheese grater on your penis head
then auto-footjob till you cum
then shit inside you blender, mix it with milk and drink that shit
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>>698026883
Re roll
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>>698026130
rollll
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>>698024464
rolling for this
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>>698026874
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Read a book
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sharpie in pooper, op
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>>698026884
kek
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>>698026966
Reroll
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DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE
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Webm of you stapling your balls to your moms forehead
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>>698026884
kek ?
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>>698026130
Rollingg
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>>698026423
Roll.m
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Roll
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use alighter to burn your dick
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Reroll
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>>698027046
>>698027047
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
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Bumping for interest! :D
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Smear cock on memes
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Turn on the lights
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cum on face!
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>>698027146
So close might as well
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shave head
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>>698027223
roll
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Record your fart in voocaroo
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Have your mom suck it
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>>698027146
lololo
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cum on face
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Fuck it

Bump
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>>698026423
Rollin
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succ
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cum on your face
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>>698026884
eke
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Do a flip
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Kill yourself
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blow a dog.
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WTF is going!!???
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45 is defenitly disabled
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>>698026130
Rollllll
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bump
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Write bazinga in your dick
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Add Christopher Plummer on Facebook
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>>698026423
Last roll
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shove cum up your nose
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Nut into an egg and let it be for 10 minutes. Then crack it open and use it as shampoo.
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cut off dick then eat it
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suck a dogs dick
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fourty-five will never happen
go home everyone
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>>698026952
roll
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Write "Hitler" in your dick and "did nothing wrong" in your belly
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Paint your dick black with sharpie
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>>698027246
>>698027146
>>698027047
>>698027046
Some serious voodoo going on here
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Draw a smiley face on your penis then post pic
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>>698019084
Roll for that one
+webm
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>>698026130
Rollinggggg
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put a phallic object in your butthole
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>>698027540
Roll
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Cum on pic related
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Write 45 on your dick
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Reply my post
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>>698027540
Reroll
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Shove a knife up your ass then slide the knife all the way through going through your dick.
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>>698027246
damn son
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swallow a live fish
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>>698027645
ayy.lmao
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>>698027600
Rolling for cock tribute
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kill yourself
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Stick a banana in your ass
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>>698027645
there you go, shave your head OP
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>>698018384
go to bed
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>>698027645
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>698027645 WINRAR
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>>698027645
AAHHHH
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drill ass
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OH MOTHERFUCKER
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>>698027645
Winrar
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>>698027645
Winzip!
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>>698027645
winner?
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Smear your dick on a picture of 45
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>>698027666
Roll for the dark lord
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>>698027676
>>>698027645
>ayy.lmao
Winrar
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>>698026130
Last roll
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Holy fuck we got a winrar
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>>698027645
Op here. Re rolls don't count
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>>698027246
>>698027645
Normie tier shit
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Suck your cock and give yourself a facial
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>>698027645
7zip!
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Fuck off
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Ketchup in dick hole
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Will op deliver?
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>>698027797
kek
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>>698027645
I did it
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>>698027845
wtf
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>>698027845
>Ketchup in dick hole
GG
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>>698024123
reroll
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>>698027847
no he wont
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>>698027600
THIS!
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>>698027845

The real winner
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>>698027845
lmao.ayy
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>>698027878
wasted
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>>698027845
KEK
also WINRAR
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>>698027845
Too late, ha ha.
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>>698027845
2ND WINRAR
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WINRAR put dat ketchup in ur dick op
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PK zip
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>>698027645
come on OP shave head
a bit at least
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Op is a fag confirmed. Stick dick up own ass then.
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sharpie in pooper
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delete thread now
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>>698027934
No it isn't, idiot.
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>>698027953
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As I already said. Re rolls don't count
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>>698027845
>ketchup in dickhole
kek
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Op is a

FAGGOT
AGGOT
GGOT
GOT
OT
T
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>>698028171
wish i was a ggot...
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>>698028096
STILL KETCHUP AND DICKE
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Swallow an entire uncut lemon. Full sized.
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Op is a real cunt
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>be me, op
>shave head
>thread has been pruned or deleted
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OP is not only gay, he is also a faggot
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WebM you sucking till finish in mouth on dubs
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Swallow an entire uncut full sized lemon
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>Inb4 404
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>>698027845
THE REAL 45 ROLLER HAS ARRIVED
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EAT AN ENTIRE FULL SIZED UNCUT LEMON
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>>698028223
F
FA
FAG
FAGG
FAGGO
FAGGOT
AGGOT
GGOT
GOT
OT
T
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>>698028643
op
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>>698027845
And don't skimp out on us either, make sure it's IN THE HOLE.
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>OP is a faggot
>OP gets triggered
>OP does a BruceJenderBender
>OP is no loonger gay
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