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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>698006251
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>698009470
What a fine gentleman.
Mine
still here
>>698008739
oh um gross haha still love you though I saw yuno as more of a dom
>>698009006
not as easy for me but I am doing ok for now
>>698009055
no haven't played in a while so im just sitting in diamond city atm hbu
still here
>>698008862
nah, i post it when i claim Emi every time so you fellas know its me. asuka anon mentioned doing it and I thought I'd start doing it aswell. even though Emi isn't claimed much
>thanks asuka anon
>claimed
>>698009470
Perfect in every way
>>698007574
>That pic
A cute I tell you. To each their own, the other ones told somewhat of a story which I like. Boombox, eh just ok.
>>698007749
Kek'd.
I've got you in my sights is more appropriate :^)
>>698007690
>not quite yet
Haha, yeah you're right. Well that's sweet, loving the concept and what they've showed.
>>698007952
So far his idoll pun has been the best.
Send them off to some lab under the sea, it'll all be good. Or that, good option. He really deserves it, goddamn Konami. That's what makes them respectable.
Kek, you never know. That's about the same as me going into the Makiverse heaven. Hopefully so man.
>>698008253
Damn straight. The gun is what you're gonna see for the most part so yeah why not. Although at the end of the round you're forced to look at garbage. He's a tough guy, hopefully. Kek.
>>698009470
I miss you Logan
Akiko claimed
Holy fuck last thread went fast
>>698007094
>Dekomori
You get my vote
You've been very amusing tonight
Today has been good to me man. I finally got my PS license renewed so I can finally get back to work
Anything happened in your day?
So. How are you guys doing today?
>>698009590
Hello Nori-chan
Claimed, desu.
>>698009545
>>698009542
Claimed.
https://plug.dj/kule-karer
Best poke claimed!
>>698009470
bit to jewish for my liking
mandatory uta claim
Doll claimed
>>698009470
National treasure material
>>698008133
Yeah me neither, even though I'll probably be doing the same thing as I am now, but on a weekend.
>>698007846
Based.
>>698008253
Personally bloodbornes my favourite run. It's tough, but fair (most of the time) and rewards good grasp of the controls and mechanics. I've never watched a speed run of a souls game.
>>698008538
Blessing and a curse. Heat deaths probably the most depressing. At least we personally won't see it coming or have to deal with it when we do go.
Glad you do. I know exactly what you mean, like for example
https://youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4
I feel the amount of 'extra' they added took away too much from the original.
Ah good, I wasn't being bamboozled then.
>>698008573
Night.
>>698008864
Love that image set.
>>698009663
Ever thought there's a chance he or someone who knows him comes across this pic on /b/?
>>698009656
Snakes can't have an ass, the cloaca is on the underside of the tail!
>>698009731
>>698008497
Nou!
>>698008862
Ayyyy Smugs.
>>698009759
Hey Doll, sorry I had to dip earlier. Uncle showed up and we went and brought over my bed, one of my desks, and my sound system.
>>698009096
I wear size 12.5 to 13...
>>698009746
>Plug-dj
What is this, Forsen's stream?
>>698009683
Here because your favourite poster is here?
Still here
still looks like /B/ to me m8
also claim
>>698009663
>>698009812
Don't worry he'll LOGAte you soon enough!
>>698009137
Goodness boy, really getting tomoko vibes off from that
>>698009322
Gimme some jack daniels!
>>698009590
>gross
>fucks dead small animals
??????????
>>698009682
Hungry, you?
>>698009874
How do they shit then? Or lay eggs for that matter
>>698009347
LOL rip in papperoni
>>698009889
Okay.
>>698009917
Oh you mean captain autism? Maybe, desu~
>>698009682
hi rim
>>698009683
kongou desu
>>698008739 →
oh um gross haha still love you though I saw yuno as more of a dom
>>698009006 →
not as easy for me but I am doing ok for now
>>698009055 →
no haven't played in a while so im just sitting in diamond city atm hbu
>>698009874
It's an alien that JUST SO HAPPENS to have reptillian and mamillian features, hence the poison sacs that look like boobs!
>>698009347
Pretty damn good, I liked how it their plans added up in the end, and just thought it was clever overall. Oh, and there was ecchi.
>>698009590
Still too lazy to get on with quests, I just like travel around and see what I find, and I built myself a skyscraper of sorts.
>>698009070
Okay, I guess I have to. TL;DR is often added to the end of long statements and is usually comprises of a few sentences that can accurately describe the transition of events that took place in the original context.
If you were to add a question mark after TL;DR it would imply that you didn't read my post and you wanted a condensed version. If you were to add a period after TL;DR it would become a definitive statement. You did neither and followed up both of you TL;DR with statements. Implying that what you said was the condensed version of my writing. Do you understand now?
So by you attaching those statements without punctuation, you indirectly implied that I was telling you to commit suicide.
So what did we learn? Use proper punctuation to clearly convey a concept and don't look like an uneducated ass.
>>698009960
Saber claim
>>698009683
Dess
>>698009917
Moustache :^)
>>698010022
desu
>>698009999
quads
>>698009543
Hi Sanchito, I see you're taking over.
>>698009999
So close, but still quads.
>>698010022
kek.
>>698010023
Nice try
Check THESE
>>698009657
Aw I like the fast guitar of boombox but its cool im just glas you checked em out. Do you know dance gaven dance?
>>698009928
I wanna learn a rush song on drums but neil is a god and I cant do it its too hard
>>698009987
I got some Jim beam is that okay with you?
>>698009999
>>698009812
Nah they're all normies. He doesn't even know he is a meme god
>>698009999
quads and quad accessories checked
>>698010163
Claimed
>>698009096
>butthole surfers
Good choice, all of this isnt bad. Games will be had young moogster
>>698009657
Every skin ive bought is only for the weapons. I bought an ana legendary today since i need to practice her more. True but i can bear a few seconds for a long game of dank pistols
Na, bain is a pushover. We do all the hard work
>>698009759
If i were to get into them do i start at demon souls or dark souls?
Im a big speedrun guy so they all interested me
>>698009682
Alright, yourself?
>>698010120
Eugh.. good enough I suppose
>>698010163
did someone say
MEME LORD?!
Claimed, anubis r63 is bae
>>698010163
>He doesn't even know
It needs to stay that way
Mercy claimed.
>>698009907
Yes you.
>You know what they say about big shoes~
>>698009987
That's what a cloaca is for, it's a multi purpose hole. A snake's pee comes out solid as well.
>>698010034
Well if it has its two poison sacs in its breast, it wouldn't need two more on its "ass"
>A flaw has been found.
Not to mention the canon alien does not have breast features
>>698009987
Pretty tired. I made 11 hours at work today. Why don't you get something to eat tho?
>>698010031
How's it going m8?
>>698010089
Hey dude what up, missed me?
>>698010303
Hi.
>>698010217
Great moves, keep it up.
Missed u Spidey
>>698009645
Makes sense but after awhile, they'll know its you lol
>>698009657
How about "Droids are everywhere! "? :^)
>>698009001
>yuno
Cause great games cant get old
>>698009345
Eww
>>698009347
>yuuki
Dude it still is. The map packs makes hours in it almost endless
>>698009467
>inmate
Am i now? What gonna do to me warden
>>698009470
Dekomori claim desu~
>>698009543
twister
>>698009545
shut in
>>698009677
PS license?
My days been really good! went out shopping for a new car, found a few I liked but still gonna look around for the best price.
I aim to please~
internet hate machine making a full recovery in 2016, a friendly reminder that if you are white and not retarded you are better than anyone who isn't white or is retarded.
Also I'll be on OW later today or tomorrow if you wanna play
>>698010120
We are not, you will always be above me~
>>698010059
TL;DR
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and try to smell the blueberries.
>>698010217
Don't FAGUETTE it when you leave the thread!
>>698009917
Nope, at least I don't believe so.
>>698009683
Do I spot a person that likes saying desu a lot?
>>698010369
Hey man.
>>698010424
U r ded m8
>>698009987
Rip me this is going to take a while
>>698010037
I need to watch it again at some point, I remember the plot pretty good, but I don't remember a whole lot though.
The ecchi scenes were quite entertaining though
>>698010120
Red Barchetta isn't *too* bad, just kind of long. A lot of there newer stuff is straightforward.
>>698010419
Heroes vs Villains on Mos Eisley is god tier fun
>>698010342
Yeah, kinda tired of checking threads when I'm playing. So, I kindly ask for you to take over.
>>698010427
>>698010369
>>698010257
>all of this isn't bad
Ayy
By "games" that means I'm probably just going to play smash
>>698010427
CARLOS
>>698009657
its what chivalry should have been
>>698009759
its ok. Ill do doing what ive done almost everday of my life
>its a sad life
>>698010419
true but i guessed while i was still somewhat fresh to the thread i might as well
>i think i just need more pics of emi
>>698010419
Solitary until compliant.
>>698010037
sounds fun actually the building is quite occupying what settlement?
>>698009987
well male dom disgusts me to no end I look at blow-jobs like you look at my giantess stuff just seems like you dont even love the grill. yuno I dont fuck dead animals I watch women crush them...
>>698010342
im ok just lying around hbu
>>698010327
canon alien has breasts, look at concept art, beside, even without the ass, she's still amazing
>>698010507
Alright bro. See you tomorrow.
>>698010369
>>698009759
well, we will since recommence of our existence would still be alive.
we just wouldn't be sentient anymore.
kinda like rocks.
i never liked their cover of it, i always felt it was over done.
much like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkNt8_aMcXk
while yes i didn't like the original much i hate this one.
at least you know your not going mad.
or its a bad thing your not going mad since all the best people are, though dangerous but interesting.
>>698010650
>0
>>698010632
Very well.
Also no ears. Can only feel vibrations.
>>698010486
How are you.
>>698010258
sorry to displease you my master
>>698010424
I am the top after all~
>>698010502
fuck that I gotta learn YYZ
>>698010612
Pretty fine actually. Just tired af. You done with Mirai Nikki already?
>>698010751
Thats not a blackberry, thats the iphone 9
>>698010486
hey :^)
>>698010327
Nou!
>They're annoying to walk around tight spaces with?
>>698010427
*ba dum tiss*
>>698010502
I honestly can't think of something I disliked about it.
>The ecchi scenes were quite entertaining though
That's one way to put it...
>>698010612
So far I've only put stuff in Sanctuary Hills, which I presume most peope did.
Also, in my adventures, I came across Ada, so that was nice.
>>698010424
This might be part of the reasons you're still in HS.
Also, are you just Googling "insults?"
>>698010958
>>698010810
Ear holes, and canon alien has psyonic (psychic) capability, I go down to the canon gene therapy clinic, hope not to get swept up in the plots silent genocide, and get some way to speak to her, if earholes don't work like I think they do.
>>698010502
Agreed but hate how unbalanced the teams are. Heroes always win like the stereotype
>>698010580
Been here like like 3 weeks?
>>698010610
Oh my warden~
What did i do wrong?~~
>>698009907
>12.5
>13
>15
I'll take that 11.5 thank you.
>>698010022
More crossover work.
>>698010120
The lyrics is what drove me away. Just that one song though, everything is else is top-notch. Can't say I have.
>>698010257
Really now? Kek wow, weapons don't mean much to me. Ah Ana, pretty decent with her. Good point, can just close your eyes during that time. While I agree, he wouldn't care probably.
>>698010419
Or maybe *Insert Bastion ult sound* :^)
>>698010580
>its what chivalry should have been
THIS
H
I
S
>>698011124
>>698009470
I had a baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
how i lost my virginity
>be me
>25 y/o beta faggot with slight autism
>family isn't very well off and we get support from the goverment
>once every 2 weeks a social worker comes to our house
>about 20 y/o cute girl who just started out in this job half a year ago
>family knows her pretty well at this point
>it's a friday, time for her to come again
>I'm the only one home, family went out for a parade and didn't tell me
about it like they always do
>just chill and try to act not like an autistic idiot infront of the social worker
>just kinda drift off mid conversation
>when suddenly I notice her undressing herself
>wut
>panic and shock
>stand up, stare into the void and say with a stubborn voice
>"I'm sorry, I need to find an adult."
>when she replied with
>"I am an ADULT :3"
>>698010956
nah im finding hard to watch I dont want yuno to become a second waifu as I have doubled up before and it feels wrong esdeath will always be mine but yuno maybe a close second
>>698011012
ada is cool she is probably the kindest companion of them all what level are you
>>698011308
>>698010327
>as a solid
The fuck? Snakes are wierd
>>698010342
I will in a bit, just chatty chatty with people
>>698010419
Halo 3 is dying.. World at war is hacked..
>>698010502
YOU CAN DOO EET
>>698010612
Yeah whatever
>>698010954
That's alright, I'll still drink it
>From your mouth
>>698011017
Jesus christ where are you located on the spectrum?
probably around the same area that the "i masturbate to animals dying but you're abusing me" autist is
How does it feel to be the biggest disgrace in your family? Also i'm guessing you're not posting pictures of your waifu in response because you're either the rwby faggot or esdeath himself
Go find your nearest bridge and try to fly.
>>698010954
You can be the top any day~
>>698010488
Ur waifu an ded~
Claiming Harambe
>>698010954
I don't have enough drums (or arms) to play those songs. Subdivisions is actually impossible
>>698011012
They were quite...filled with plot. What other anime do you like?
>>698011130
That's true. Space battles are also fun. I always flew into the other teams hanger and destroyed the ship from the inside.
>>698011429
Gonna keep a track of the number of times I fight him. So far we're at 2, probably stopping for the night.
>>698010327
>>698011429
You mean like a SOLID SNAKE!
>>698011429
as a dom do you like yuno do you look at her the same? to me it seems like doms dont even like their grills
>>698011130
has it? i thought it was just a little over 2.
>meh
>>698011217
Chivalry has become to me like what Skyrim has become.
>everytime I think about the game I get upset
>>698010973
>I need more of these for other games.
>>698011000
>Trips checked.
10.5 feet
>>698011124
Nah they don't work like you think. Also if we're going canon you can just genetically modify the perfect woman.
>>698011130
Refusal of lewd acts among other major crimes, you can get out early with a bit of, serving this community~
>>698011429
No you're weird.
Sneks r cool yo.
>>698011571
Ba dim tiss
>>698010424
>PS license?
Adobe license really. I had some problems with it and I couldn't access my creative cloud, witj Premiere and Photoshop for example, anymore
>shopping for a new car
What kind of car you gonna go for?
>if you are white and not retarded you are better than anyone who isn't white or is retarded.
Well at least I'm white
> I'll be on OW later today or tomorrow if you wanna play
Yeah I'll be on later
>>698009657
I think that too.
Seal them in concrete and dump them in the north sea. Konami kills small dog trying to claim reward, says they had mutual misunderstandings. Exactly, lets hope they don't abuse it.
Well that's what happened in game anyway. Maybe so, the Makisphere is gentle and forgiving after all.
>>698009907
Don't worry man. How much you got left to do?
>>698010257
Haven't played demons souls, but it doesn't matter where you start I don't think. Lorewise the 1st is obviously the play to start but other than that whatever you can get your hands on I guess. Yeah me too, just never any suols ones.
>>698010580
Isn't that what we all do? We are creatures of habit and all.
>>698010669
Hmm I suppose. At least we won't be able to truly grasp it when it happens then. Or perhaps that's the worst part.
Yeah, exactly. The tone of the original matched it's point to an extent, the cover seemed like more showing off than attempting anything.
Ageeed it's pretty bad. His face really annoys me too.
I hear it's all the rage at the moment. I wonder if they ever feel a true moment of understanding their thoughts, but just aren't able to tell anyone.
>>698011394
Wise choice anon, I wouldn't like you to become a heretic. And yeah I guess you'd feel something for Yuno since you like crazy girls kek.
>>698011429
Oh pretty good. Btw is there any anime that you recommend?.
>>698011503
Same question for you: Is there anime that you recommend me to watch? And btw she's not kill rn.
Best waifu claimed
>>698011429
Ohhhh that sounds like fun, I bet it tastes better that way too
>>698011503
Fantastic, no arguments just how I like it
>>698011560
Is it really??
>>698011217
Hmm if you want you can listen to them too! They are awesome I recommend Downtown Battle Mountain 2
QOTT: Keit-Ai, Door Punch, or Ghost Slide?
>>698011708
O I've never used Photoshop or anything like that to be honest, never really had the need.
Gonna get a truck so I can tow my boats/camper, bass fishin n huntin n SHIIIIIIIIIIEEET.
>>698011933
What kind of anime are you looking to watch?
I'll check my list
>>698011970
LEWD....but i like it~
>>698011696
But viper is perfect woman to me, and don't flaws just make someone unique?
also, cause she's a soldier, probably modded to hear shit like humans do, for tactical reasons
>>698011968
Shut the foo-CUP!
>>698011394
And that full customization is nice.
I'm only level 16
>FeelsBadMan.
>>698011560
Off the top of my head.
>K-On, of course.
>Welcome to the NHK.
>Another.
>Nichijou.
I haven't seen too many series.
>>698011217
>duu duuuuu DUUUUUUUUUU
>>698011429
Battlefront came out in 2005. Way older and still great
>>698011560
Same here but the its a bit more satisfying flying and shooting fighters
>>698011673
See i dont keep count lmao. But was i that close?
>>698011696
What community shall i serve?~
>>698011996
Idk
>>698011560
You gon lose track homeboi
>>698011571
Goddamnit you beaner
>>698011669
This is getting pretty autistic tbh son
Yuno isnt real
>>698011696
If we're talking senran kagura... yes snek is cool
>>698011933
I have casual taste. Im either watching seasonal shit or rewatching Mirai Nikki/SAO
>>698011970
Yes it dose~
>>698011217
Ayyy bby, I'll give you an 11.5 ;^)
>>698011696
Wew, small shoe sizes.
>>698011816
Not a lot per say, but half of it is loose stuff, and we still have to arrange stuff over here to make room.
>>698012139
Because of your metal gear pun
>>698011970
Listen to the intro. There's a part where he's playing the hi hat and ride at the same time (but different tempos), plus the snare, plus the kick. Start at about 25 seconds in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYYdQB0mkEU
>>698012204
K-On is the only one of those I've seen, I hear they're all good though
>>698012248
Both are equally satisfying in my book
>>698012260
That's a negative, I'm gonna keep track. I played through Ocarina of Time a while ago (three heart challenge), and died 6 times
hi people
>>698011933
yeah yandere's are my thing
>>698012069
do you want to level and maybe tell me why you hate me so much? you cant be this cruel right?
>>698012204
youll level fast have fun with the game no matter the level so what are you up to at the moment?
>>698012260
oh well that was blunt
>>698012069
I knew you would, now come here my subject
>>698012260
Oh how would you know?? Yuno! hahaha
>>698012432
Noticed
BUT I WONT WAIT MUCH LONGERRRR
oh
>>698012069
Either psychological / drama /terror but anything is okay.
>Despite yaoi. No yaoi plox.
>>698012260
Oh so are you actually watching 91 days? It's my second favorite this season. Right after Re: zero oc.
>>698012519
Have you ever watched School Days? One of my faves tbh.
>>698012519
yandere's ya thing? imagine a yandere SNEK!
>>698012129
>Hip bones
The most useless thing on a snake warrior.
>>698012248
Mine, by getting undressed~
>>698012302
>Small shoe size
D-Don't mock me!
>>698011503
Holy shit, have you ever done a writing prompt? Did you just completely fail English? What the fuck am I reading? Do you even know how to properly construct a sentence in a way that won't feel like I'm shoving rusty nails into my eye sockets? I honestly cringed a little. That was hard to read, and I don't mean emotionally.
I give you credit for attempting to come up with an original insult after my last critique, but damn. You have to slow down and think about the words before you just spew them onto paper.
>>698012481
I'd definetly recommend everything on that list.
Also, do you actually like SAO, or was you just in it for Yuuki?
>>698012519
Too me, the leveling seems pretty slow, unless I'm doing something wrong.
And I'm not doing anything other than chilling in here right now.
>>698012248
Meh, I'm not huge on star wars
>>698012481
I never done a three heart run.. should do that along with soul level 1 runs for souls
>>698012519
You really want me to hold back and say that shit behind your back, like the rest of the anklebiters?
>>698012544
Cheeky cheeky..
>Expierence is best teacher
>>698012734
Nope, rewatching mirai nikki
Care to guess how many rewatches I've done?
>>698012778
and you care about the sexy thing being sexy because...?
>>698011816
its both the best and the worst.
much like living.
while i can go on all day firing shitty covers at you explaining you they are all terrible i would rather show you the odd songs that i love for reasons i cant explain
(i can usually explain why i love songs, these next few songs i'm sending you i have no explanation for)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-I56ZmX1Q
why do i like this?
its hated by so many, and i agree with why they hate it, i just love it.
i think they understand their self way too much and others don't understand the 'mad'.
i also think there is no such thing as being insane but instead i think its mental disorders we don't know about yet.
>>698012774
im still tight there were no good snek mods for xcom 2
>>698012900
Daaaamn wanna be my teacher?
>>698012481
Red leader never went in the ship :^) he was out Blasting
>>698012778
Oh?
>
>>698012900
Would recommend you to try the game out
>>698011560
>destroyed the ship from the inside.
My man, the only real way to play space battles.
>>698011673
After you move on for a bit, you realize things weren't all that in the endgame.
>>698011816
Only the true evildoers will dare to travel up there. Topkek, sad but true. Absolute BS, mutual understandings would lead to Kojima getting banned from several PR events. Yep.
One can dream man, one can dream.
>>698011970
Sure why not, everything else has been decent. Did you check out those two songs from earlier?
>>698012248
I'm out of references :^(
>>698012302
An 11.5-11.4 sounds more accurate :^)
>>698010869
Pretty good, thanks for asking. Just chilling. Yourself?
Sorry friendos but i am being summoned for more games
>>698010535
You better play some falcon for me boyo
>>698011217
Weapons are the best though, its never about the skin. Im trying to get good with her, shes a fun support but mercy will always be my main
Bain will be fiiiiiiiiiine
>>698011816
Alright, ill look into it more. I tried bloodborne once and i got dunked
