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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
Gardevoir claimed
Rip?
Saber claim
>Inb4 janitors
Ahh, the classic create thread and delete it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv3bwzNn2ho
At least I did something with my free time.
>>697981309
mandatory cc claim
>>697981652
CUTE
>>697981652
Cutie!
How the fuck did the other one die at 15 replies?
Calamity-masu'd
>>697981797
Look who's talking
Doll claimed.
>>697978345 (Maki)
Ah fair enough then. I think I need to shave soon. Nah just new game, wanted to build around the Rakouyo for a change.
>>697977197 (Pun guy)
Gotta admit I like this one.
>>697981887
Maudes being faggots?
>>697981619
You guys should check the comments section btw
I'm out for now
>>697981887
We were watching Code Geass
Rory-sama claimed
https://youtu.be/gsoNl0MzDFA
what happened to last thread?
>>697981887
I'm not cute!
>>697981985
*Mads being faggots?
Fify
Juvia claimed
>>697981887
>>697981985
Jesus FUCKING Christ.
>Create thread
>Wait until people migrate from old thread
>DELETE THREAD
>LOLZLOLZLOLZ
>>697981740
I am not!
>>697981797
Yes you are~
>>697981985
Most likely
>>697982059
In the same room?
>>697982100
Why do you think that?
>>697982116
wew
>>697982203
Yeah.
I'm going to eat some dinner now.
>>697982195
>Kiss
Stop denying it
>>697982345
I might get on later tonight since I have to go soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxwyXkuYJsU
>>697982203
Cause I'm not cute!
>>697982195
Not... Cute...
>licks ear
>>697982100
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT
QOTT - What would be the hardest thing about your waifu being with you? Im talking about what would be the most difficult thing about her to adjust to.
Id have to say the eventual train of killings Id have to participate in.
>>697982851
Yes you are! *headpat*
>>697982982
I would say the amount of mages and assassins that would try to kill me
>>697982982
>What would be the hardest thing about your waifu being with you?
They kinda dead
Somehow we made a 6 reaper defense work out
>>697982982
For me? It'd probably be the pacifist attitude and the value she places on all sentient life regardless of its actual worth. Secondary QOTT: What about you would be hard for your waifu to adjust to? Again, probably attitudes. I'm pro-gun, and believe in stand your ground, castle doctrine and self-defense with full lethal force under one's own discretion. If someone is in your house or on your property without your consent you should god damn well have the right to fire upon them.
What the heck
>>697982352
Stop that you perv!
>>697982851
Totally cute, but also a perv~
>>697982982
Language barrier.
>>697981927
A little touch up is nice every now and then., starts to feel scraggly. Ah gotcha, isn't that one of the DLC weapons?
>>697981652
What's up Cheeki?
>>697982982
My lack of direction, although with her that might change.
>>697983483
>What about you would be hard for your waifu to adjust to?
Lacking a King, at least until they get over it
>>697982851
You have to admit it!
>>697982982
She'd probably wants to go outside and do things.
>>697983483
I should be fine since Saber can hold her own in a fight. I'd learn how to fight and she is fine with mentoring people
>>697983662
Once you tell the truth~
>>697983483
Definitely he fact that I shoot guns other than her.Its akin to cheating, except that I get lewd with them and not her.
>>697983131
No! Not cute!
>>697983662
Not cute! I was just showing affection!
>>697983748
>>697982913
I admit I'm not cute!
>i gotta go bye my chickadees
>>697983759
This kills the weeb.
>>697984023
Bye cutie~
>>697984023
That's not fair I got the dubs, cutie!
>>697983704
Ayyyy, sup Breeki.
Not doing much, just woke up.
>>697983788
But it's not the truth, you see.
>>697984023
Supercute.shinoa
You're a cutie, you can't deny it forever~
>Bye, have fun!
>>697983662
You're just glad you're not being called cute, ya cutie.
>>697982982
well she is animated and im not
>>697983483
It would be the mindless bullshit. She would be the bane of SJWs everywhere, and their arguments would probably piss her off with their zero logic or good reasoning behind them. And Id have to clean up the mess left behind.
>>697984421
>Implying I still don't
I am not cute!
>>697984581
This would be interesting to see...
AND THEN YOU GOT YOURSELF A REGULAR OLD PLUMBUS
>>697982982
My penis.
>jk my personality
>>697985189
>>697985135
>super cute
How was your day?
>>697982982
Well turning into a squid thing would probably wear on me a little.
>>697983483
I think she wouldn't care. Maybe she wouldn't like the fact I'm not a bloodthirsty hunter guy, or not a squid babby, but I dunno.
>>697983704
Yeah, gotta keep on top of it. Before you know it your face is covered. Yep, it's Maria's weapon. Probably gonna use the bowblade until I get that though.
>>697985189
RICK & MORTY MY NIGGA!
FUCK U I WAS JUST GONNA POST THAT>
>>697981309
roll
>>697984197
Trips only!
>>697984122
Bye
>>697984265
.shinoa?
>not cute at all!
>backing up my pic before i go so mt autistic nephew doesn't sperg out because "Muh western anumayshion" and i have to delete my lewds from the phone so he can play his angry birds and minecraft on it
>>697983483
My retarded family.
And my cat. She would love my kitter
.
>>697985286
see
>>697985433
THE DINGLEBOP
>>697985618
see what?
>>697985189
Snek!
>>697985305
>Not cute at all!
I just woke up so no idea just yet.
>>697985328
Hey there Doll.
>>697985505
Shinoa has a picture title super cute that she uses towards super cute things!
>Thus, you'd always be getting it, cutie~
>Letting anyone touch your phone and or computer
NOPE!
>>697985753
Why do you always deny you're cute?
Hello once again! Here to talk and serve ice cream.
>>697985753
My family is visiting my house and I locked up my laptop (desktop is ded from viruses because of my folks) and I only keep the memes and ylyl shit on my phone.
>why would i get it though? I'm not cute at all
>>697986077
You're not Neo.
>>697986077
mint chocolate chip?
>>697986077
White chocolate dolphins today.
>>697986319
Of course!
>>697986320
Uh, dolphins?
>>697986292
I believe you.
>>697986050
Because I'm not cute!
>>697986077
Can I get some French vanilla?
>>697986110
>Letting people anywhere near your electronics for any reason
NOPE!
But you are, you super cutie~
>Downloading a folder for you now~
>>697986575
French vanilla made with real Frenchies! Or uh. Milk. Made with milk.
>>697986569
Yeah, you're not the real Neo.
>>697983704
with doll now we have enough for a full /waifu/ squad on OW best idol!
also how are you?
>>697986575
But, with so many people calling you cute, you gotta start believing it sometime.
>>697985753
Yo what's happened Makoto?
>>697986320
Hey Rory, got your leg sorted?
>>697981309
Dekomori claim desu~
hello
>>697986077
Gimme some brownie chunk
>>697986110
Ok cutie~~
>>697984265
Waking up at 5:00 is fun. Same for me, had my errand day already so not much.
>>697985328
Exactly, extremely uncomfortable as well, especially when it knots up. Sweet, knew a tiny bit of that. So tempted to re-download it right now.
That reminds me, found this not too long ago.
>>697986077
Mint Chocolate Chip.
>>697986967
Coolio, didn't think it'd actually happen.
Doing good, taking it easy for the day. You?
>>697987157
It sorted itself out. Somehow. Woke up and its fine. Probably once I start using it itll go bad again. Ill find out soon.
Im leaving for work. Back in about 30 mins or so.
nightcore a shit
>>697987316
Just big chillen playing some mass effect 3 until my ranked Rainbow Six squad gets on at ten.
getting serious this season i want my diamond back.
>>697986774
Woo!
>>697987065
That's what you think!
>My self esteem issues run far deeper than one would think possible.
>>697987157
Not much, Uncle's coming over soon to help me start moving my stuff out of the garage!
>>697987220
Sup Deko!
>>697987316
It's the time i strive to wake up at, since it means I'll start getting tired JUST at the end of my shift.
Im gonna be an Aunt!
Aunt Shelby has a good ring to it!
>>697987762
Only girls can be aunts
>>697987722
Ah, I was also thinking that.
>i'd beat you in a lack of self worth contest
>>697987722
Yosh~
how are you today?
>>697987953
I'm still going to rape you.
>>697987953
Fuck you Im happy!
Claimed
>>697988158
Self worth I'm fine with, but in terms of how I think I look and act, I think I'm 0/10.
>>697988326
Why do you always call me Yosh?
Decent enough, deflating the air matress and I gotta throw some pants on to go get my stuff from the house. I'm wondering all what I can bring over right now...
>>697987721
How's ME3 been going for you? May of had unorthodox endings but I loved it.
Good luck with that man.
>>697987722
Perfect timing then, your body's clock must be wired to it.
>>697988326
>Those thighs
unf
>>697988634
That involves self worth. You act wonderfully, why do you think everyone calls you cute?
>>697987220
Hey Deko. What's up?
>>697987316
It's just a general nuisance unlesd you're going full viking. Yeah it's the only pure skill/dex weapon in the game I think, so I'd give it a try. I'm glad I started playing again, feels nice after ds3.
Holy shit that's amazing. Maki, The Holy Blade.
>>697987402
Well that's odd. Good but odd. Let's hope not.
See you in a bit.
>>697987722
Oh? I thought you'd already moved in? Unless you left some stuff over there and only took the essentials.
>>697987762
Congraturation!
>>697988553
Aykiko.
>>697988634
oh im not calling you yosh
it just means like "yo"
>>697988635
>compliments my thighs
>doesn't post thighs for me to look at
why
Lilly Claimed
>>697988634
I slept on an air matress for 5 months, and i'd say through those 5 months i had to buy atleast 10 or more air matresses because the kitten i had at the time loved to fucking bite it and puncture holes in it.
>dekomori
Wow, ever since the oldfags left these threads have been going pretty slow. Used to be such a concern. A lot less drama to... says a lot, doesn't it?
Fuck those degenerate elitist scum.
>>697988635
Never played it. got it from gamestop for 8 bucks for wii u. Very much enjoying it. Except for a made a dime piece shepard and she fucks dudes im pretty sure i can't figure out how to make her a lez
i cant believe shes not claimed yet
>>697989064
Hey Doll. Good day to you
How are things?
>>697989565
>inb4 missile
>>697988635
Hahahahaha, I wish! My bodies clock is like a fucking rollercoaster in terms of when it wants to get up and go to sleep!
>>697988805
I think they're just being too nice, almost pity of sorts. And I think I'm annoying because I deny it so often.
>>697989064
Ya, I only took my desktop, my backpack for work, and a pile of clothes I had laying out.
>>697989074
Ohhhhhh!
>>697989194
Kitties and pets in general shouldn't go near them. I was only sleeping on it due to lack of my bed being over here. Getting it today though for sure!
>Now what to do with this bed frame....
>>697989565
>>697989848
You're not annoying. I can relate to you a lot man, I feel like everyone pities me. People who are nice deserve to be treated nice.
>>697989246
The're still around. They plan little shit posting raids in discord all day.
Usual
>>697989064
Woot woot
>>697989979
>>697989565
QOTT:
Who's the cutest waifu.You can not say your waifu is the cutest.
I vote for Koume >>697982100
>>697990545
It's Galil chan
>>697990545
my waifu is the cutest and DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>697990545
Tie between Seras, Tomoko, Shiro and Galil.
>>697990545
I kinda dig Tomoko.
WouldBefriend/10
>>697990674
Awwww thank you!
Mei
>>697990545
Akiko of course.
>>697990545
Murakumo.
>>697989064
>you're going full viking.
Oh man that'd take awhile, heh wouldn't mind trying but permanently, nah. Sounds like damn fine weapon. I bet it does.
Right? Every cross-over found is wonderful.
>>697989074
You didn't ask.
>>697989271
There's only a few you can romance. If I remember correctly, Liara and Traynor are the only options for Femshep. Make sure you're talking to them a lot, always agree and play nice with them. After some point though, the route on who you're romancing is locked in, don't remember what mission though.
>>697989848
Welp never mind kek. Mine has a set pattern but I divert from it a lot.
>>697990545
Eucliwood, Maki, Kongou, Mei and Saber are all pretty top tier in my book
If we're talking in thread only it's a tie between maki and Mei
>>697991106
Top tier claim
>>697991198
Ayy
>>697989848
she'd do it when i was asleep, so i'd wake up on a deflated air matress.
shit fuckin sucked
>>697989064
nothin much, lookin for a movie to watch
how are you doll?
>>697989711
>inb4 missile
kek'd harder than i should have
>>697991440
Give me them thighs
>viking
eyy im a pagan, shouts out to all my norwegian-bros
>>697991456
>Kongou
>top-tier
>>697991456
>And Saber are all top tier in my book
A-Akiko t-thank you
>>697991456
>Kongou
>Mei
>>697991456
You must be out of your mind putting akiko on the same level as maki.
this one'd be nice
>>697981309
why can we not have over sexualized content? It's /b/
>>697992185
This is /waifu/ not /b/.
>>697991908
oh shit my bad u said mei.
Carry on.
>>697992185
Jesus christ.
>>697991697
>>697991845
>Kongou
I think she's cute. She has that mature but still playful look going for her.
Who do you think is cutest ship?
>>697991834
Saber a cute
>>697991908
This can be interpreted in more than one way
>putting akiko on the same level as maki
That wasn't really the question either but I think I misunderstand
>>697992378
Oh, right
>>697990545
anyone from k-on
>>697992185
That's only in the rules so you have a proper reason to bitch at frequent posters who are spamming porn of their waifu.
We don't care what shitposters do.
>>697992307
No, its /waifu/ ON /b/, if I wanted to, I could post hermaphrodite yiff. THERE ARE NO RULES! (aside from ponies, for some reason, nice logic.)
>>697992464
>Who do you think is cutest ship
Personally Iowa but that's just me
>Saber a cute
S-Stop you're making me blush
>>697992555
Nice trips.
>>697990545
Sanya V. Litvyak.
However, if restricted to this thread only, Galil-chan or Rory.
>>697992464
>Who do you think is cutest ship?
Taihou, or Amatsukaze
>>697992573
Eh, we even have ponies from time to time.
No hate here, mostly
>>697989711
Pretty good. Finally picked up bloodborne again, and played some more Cho top earlier. He's unstoppable. How about you?
>>697989848
Ah fair enough. A lot of stuff left to go then or is it a 1 trip thing?
>>697990166
That doesn't seem safe...
>>697990406
How far gone is your (whatever relation they are)?
>>697990545
Ooo that's a tough one. Makoto, Akiko, and Saber are real high up there, but I'd have to say Maki.
>>697991440
It'd take real commitment to get, even more to maintain, but Valhalla will be worth it. Yeah it's this ^ but the left hand sword is smaller. It's name's Japanese for 'fallen leaf' I think. Just nice to feel mobile again.
I wish there was some art the other way around, so I could use that 'best iDoll' pun.
>>697991617
Pretty good myself. Just on bed watching Code Geass on the stream.
>>697990545
Maki is probably the biggest QT its not even fair the art she has out there.
the rest of the Madoka Magica Girls are based.
>>697992750
Got banned for it twice on /b/, and then there was one thread where everyone got away with tons of clop, good day.
>>697992573
>>697992676
Don't be so mean
>>697992464
There's only four ships that I think are actually worth considering as waifu.
>>697990545
Either Galil or Eu.
>>697992810
Ehh it's fine.
>>697992464
>Who do you think is cutest ship?
Of the ones getting claimed or that were claimed sometime ago?
Taihou and Hatsukaze.
>>697992924
>the rest of the Madoka Magica Girls are based.
Noice.
>>697990545
Homura and Ruri are top tier waifus.
Maki is pretty good aswell.
>>697992810
>And Saber
P-Please guys
Back at it again with the Yohane claimed
>>697990087
Oh, is that so? So they moved on from telegram, have they? Changing medians won't make their problems go away and won't change the fact they're a bunch of inbred guttersuckers. That place has always been a shitshow.
Also, even when the oldfags were here they were spamming their own threads in attempts to annoy and get rid of who they considered "undesirable." That and they'd activity seek out waifu threads they didn't personally make/approve and send in a wave of reports in hope they could ban them.
Much better off that they're there than here. Finally some bliss.
Disclaimer: I do not play KanColle, nor have I watched the anime
>>697992738
Amatsu is pretty cute but I don't dig the white hair that much
>>697992810
>Cho top
I thought I was the only one. You barely ever see him
What other champ can build full ap and still end up with 3000+ hp? Fucking stupid
>>697993045
There's like 30 right?
>only four ships that I think are actually worth considering as waifu.
And who might those be?
>>697993248
Just any ship
i will admit Taihou is very cute
>>697993254
We can't help that you're a cute!
>>697993041
Prefer catgirls?
>>697992464
Cutest ship title belongs too Nenohi.
>>697993504
>There's like 30 right?
>LIKE 30
There's like 175.
>Just any ship
Zuihou,Kirishima,Tokitsukaze and Murakumo are best.
Picking a cutest waifu is hard.
A lot of them are quite cute.
I think my opinion might be prone to changing pretty often, but right now, i think i'll go for a toss up between Kyouko and Yoko, depending on if we're talking from source or from fanart.
>>697990545
Kyouko, Akiko, Amatsu, and a few others. Can't decide.
>>697991617
This is the last one m8y.
>>697991456
Your taste never ceases to amaze.
>>697992810
Kek, it'd surely be quite the feat to show off. Maintaining it is correct though, grooming everyday. The lore behind all of this is fascinating as well. Movement is important, those sick rolls and dodges.
I'd love to see Doll like that, a commission is the bets hope and I see your good taste as usual.
>>697992924
You always know what's up Shino.
>>697993248
Best Magical Girl.
>>697993787
>
>>697993741
She's cute and has bike shorts, but she's annoying as fuck personality wise.
>>697993883
Best love live.
>>697993504
There's a whole pokédex.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Ship_list
Now that I think about it I've gone softer and there are more shipfus that I can respect.
Yuubari, Ryuujou, Murakumo, Zuihou will remain as top4.
>>697993774
Tokitsukaze is top but I would be very suspicious of anyone claiming her with good intentions instead of doing it because she is the perfect loli fuckmeat.
The candy queen demands a sacrifice!
>>697993923
Wait, they have personalities? To be fair, I've never read up much on too KanColle.
>>697993346
They are still sending reports. Not to mention spamming all day long. Everyone sits here wondering who the shit posters are like its a mystery. Red, Hamakaze, Atago, Kongou, Chen. Never hear those names brought up tho. Their little groupies cover for them.
>>697994196
There's not supposed to be a too there.
>>697981887
Trips steal get!
