What kind of girlfriend do you want
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What kind of girlfriend do you want
A real one.
>>697978161
One that will have sex with me and then go away until I want more sex.
>>697978161
Cute with nice tits and a dick.
A nice, cute girl to play the vidya with.
>>697978161
A smol Bangladesh girl to play video games with ;_;
>>697978161
A robot.
>>697978161
not white
they're narcissistic, promiscuous whores
>>697978161
The one I just lost.
A white one
>>697978161
a deaf, dumb and blind one
>>697978161
this kind so hard to find a quality white woman these days
thinking of going to europe. specifically eastern europe to find a traditional cutie
>>697978808
are you brown?
The Chinese cartoon one.
a low maintenance 18 year old brunette with a fat ass who will let me stick my tongue in her butthole
>>697982016
If white women held onto their culture and feminine ways they would be far superior to any other kind of woman. The only reason asian girls are popular
>>697978161
Someone with a nice ass like pic related.
A fat one with titty tattoos
>>697978161
I want to kill my self
>>697978161
12 year old virgin one.
>>697978161
my ex
>>697982234
>dat skin so beautiful
>>697978161
I wouldn't mind one that browsed 4chan.
Who here remembers Christie Anderson?
She loved to post here
>>697982424
you don't m8
>>697982348
Reply
Yolandi Visser
>>697982524
i fucked up the things, she has been always nice
One who's into collars, bondage and has a dick. I just like dick too much.
>>697982234
you know thats a model right? And she doesnt care how she looks as long as shes getting paid. Fucking moron
>>697982726
it'll never the how it was m8
you have to let it go
A girl who takes care of her self, thinks independently, but is still interested in a somewhat dependent relationship. A girl who is smart and conservative, but has a silly and original sense of humor, and is an absolute pig in the bedroom. A girl who has no serious mental issues she can't deal with on her own and without medication. A girl who is a rational thinker and prefers to talk about science and philosophy more than the latest popular trends. Also, excellent taste in media (movies, music, videogames, books) are definite pluses. Being extremely hot is a definite plus, but I'd gladly take an average chick with these qualities.
And yes, I realize how the girl I'm describing either doesn't exist or will never be interested in me. Such is life...
This
>>697982689
b a m b o o z l e d a g a i n
>>697983181
You want a sex doll for a girlfriend?
>>697978161
Female, straight, born in Canada, US, or one of the nordic countries, middle of the road political stance, raised to be a proper, confident, classically feminine woman.
Appearance something like pic related.
>>697978161
one who would mother me
>>697978161
just fuck my shit up fam
a good cumbucket like her
>>697978161
One that loves me for who I am.
In other words, a living legend.
>>697983158
>girl I'm describing either doesn't exist
Well at least you're aware of that. Pick any of the characteristics you described, and women will be the minority of people who fit the description. Wanting a woman who fits ALL those characteristics? Good luck mate.
>>697982779
>girlfriend
>dick
Pick one.
>>697978161
One that doesn't cheat.
>>697982016
>>697982234
Right?
Women who actually act feminine are so rare these days. They're either materialistic bitches or they're apathetic slobs. Or maybe I'm just bitter from the dating scene right now. IDK, but I never thought I'd wish there were more women out there who are like my mom.
One with a vagina
>>697984292
moar
>>697981903
Dated a blind girl once. Loads of extra work mate, and they get super dependent. Add deaf and dumb to that, and you're basically just caring for a toddler that you can put your dick in.
>>697978496
So... A prostitute?
>>697985034
anon got hooked
One that doesn't call the cops.
Ever.
>>697978161
>not my ex
>>697982348
replied
One with a heartbeat
>>697985496
A-Anon... Dead girls need love too!
a female one thats not a ham planet
>>697984944
ever have to wipe her ass?
>>697984891
what you want of her?
>>697985882
No, she could do that herself, thank god.
>>697986151
how did she know when there was no shit on the paper?
>>697986000
glasses
>>697986302
Honestly, I don't know. This kind of makes me wonder, though, kek. She never had any shit on her ass when we had sex, so I guess she got it done somehow, she was always totally clean. Maybe wetwipes or something?
>>697982348
Fag
>>697978161
i would like to have a gf who had a girls do porn episode
An Irish girl, a red head preferably. I get the feeling they are really horny
>>697983158
IDK if she doesn't exist, I'm pretty top notch m8
>>697978161
Smart tomboy. They're surprisingly rare.
>>697986932
Sure, they're also loud, pushy, hot headed, and occasionally obnoxious. Horny tho.
>>697978161
One that won't bitch everytime I say no I don't want to go do karaoke
In all honesty; I'd settle for any girl who treats me right and is loyal. If I was to choose: a somewhat chubby girl, not too chubby though, hopefully rather overprotective and possessive of me, a truly loyal and trustworthy girl. Someone who loves to cuddle and spend most of the day with. Hopefully a girl who accepts my foot fetish too.
>>697986717
I mean I use wetwipes, but you probably just have to wipe a shit ton for insurance haha. Wiping your ass blind seems like risky business.
>>697984944
Yeah, I can imagine they'd get clingy. Probably not a lot of dating opportunities for a girl like that.
Black
The autistic kind.
>>697978161
Probably one who is a stripper. Just think that would be hot.
Plus if she has tats and piercings and/ or black
Pic super related
>>697987956
You want to be cucked, dont you
a yandere girlfriend that just wants to be my cum dumpster.
Im too lazy to try and keep a girlfriend and im too lazy to want to meet her needs in bed.
>>697987826
i wish i could find those video of that autistic girl who used to fuck herself with a hair brush, make weird noises and have a vacant look on her face while she was talking about her "sticky stuff"
good fap
>>697978161
a sexy trap with a nice dick, i want a pre-op trans MtF that had the HRT, and nice boobs but decided to keep her penis
>>697980654
rude...
>>697988022
I want a poly relationship or at least an open one. I kind of grew up around strippers so it rubbed off on me.
>>697978161
The white kind.
>>697987539
Pretty much. Met her at a party, she was quiet, not really talking to anyone. Sweet, shy, really cute, but after we'd been dating for a few weeks she got SUPER clingy and needy. That was kinda great, because she'd let me do whatever I wanted in bed, but it got old quick. She admitted it was mostly from her inexperience in dating and fear of losing her first real boyfriend, but I sure as fuck wasn't sticking around.
Pic related aint her, no idea who the sauce is, but it always made me think of her.
>>697988269
What about an autistic trap?
>>697978161
not a manwi(t)ch
>>697984459
>he actually described my gf quite well
>>697978161
An actual girl, not a fag that identifies as one.
>>697988698
LIES
>>697988531
how often does she fall in to a hypnotic trance?
>>697984944
A blind girlfriend sounds adorable.
>>697988259
its on motherless man
>>697984047
god tier women good taste m8
>>697988940
Kek
She isnt perfect (chubby) but no lies here m8, im just a lucky guy
>>697982348
Nice ass, you faggot
>>697987041
send nudes
Autist cutie would be the best.
Tis a shame they are usually autist but ugly as shit.
A nice one who's fairly attractive.
One that is basically my best friend, with the added bonus of sex.
>>697984047
Yeah this is about it, except it's ok if she's bi (maybe even better, considering my lesbian fetish).
>>697982689
>See .gif
>Proceed to click
>>697988259
just search for itsgoneforever and you will find all her shit
>>697989333
Nice trips
I don't think his anecdote is enough evidence to say that all blind girls are like that. Sounds like an unfair generalization.
>>697989786
YARR HARRR HARRRRRRRRRR
IT'S A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!
I'm down with all sorts of body types, ethnicities and personalities, so long as there's enough stuff to mutually connect over and chemistry. WRT sex a switch would be the best. Most women I've been with have been submissive, which is fine, but i don't care for always taking that role. If she can be dominant and kinky, and there's more of a power exchange, I'm more likely to play the dominant role with gusto.
nordic beauty
>>697989795
Yeah but if you think about it, it would make sense if it was pretty common. Most blind girls are going to know that there won't be a lot of dating chances for them, so odds are they're be inexperienced and afraid of losing you.
I wanna date a blind girl
>>697988475
YOU sound like the asshole here. She's shy, quiet, pretty, she'll NEVER sleep around, and she's totally loyal and in love with you?... And you leave her because she's just afraid of losing you?? Seriously dude, 95% of the people here would KILL for a girlfriend like that.
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
i want a girl like sarah from bachelor
>>697989139
>>697989737
fucking hell, cheers lads. never thought i'd ever see these again
>>697978161
I want to be the girlfriend.
>>697990002
STILL CGI.
Dude, that chick is literally a computer rendering, it's a modeling demonstration for a cgi program.
>>697982348
Nigger
>>697982234
>>697984047
>>697989781
>>697989925
>>697990002
Any of these especially those of germanic/nordic descent.
>>697978161
LOYAL
Intelligent
Challenges me
Will literally kill for me
Short (below 5'4'')
Has motherly tendencies
Is actually funny
This woman does not exist, and that makes me cry internally.
>>697982016
I have bad news anon. Here in eastern europe it's hard to find traditional cutie. In cities and towns it's impossible, and in countryside things aren't doing better.
>>697988966
Only around humans.
>>697990404
lol have you seen this person post it earlier?
>>697990587
Really? My friend took a trip this summer all through Europe and he said there were more feminine and traditional women there mhmmmmm wat do
>tfw you will never have Lilly as a gf
Intelligent and cute
>>697990404
Yes. Same filename, same "nordic beauty" description
>>697990404
I thought it was just airbrushed
>>697990311
No the dude that said it, but I'd imagine even the best of situations can get on your nerves if there is a factor that you don't like. Just think about how grating it can be when somebody constantly relies on you for support. Them loving you so much may be great at first but eventually you're gonna wish they were a little more independent.
Boxxy.
>>697991016
sorry, this was for >>697990632
>>697990323
you know, the girl with the forearm missing
>>697990404
what computer program
>>697990787
I've never been to states or other western countries, so maybe what's normal for me is traditional for you. Certainly our girls are very natural. At least in Poland, girls that do too much makeup are nearly haradsed here :)
EUROPA
>>697990311
Okay, I get why you say that, but maybe this will help.
My job: industrial welding, shift based, ten hours a day, five days a week, every week.
My hobbies: hunting, rock climbing, hiking, swordsmithing, and writing.
Do you see why a BLIND GIRL might not be the best long term choice for me?
>>697978161
Like Ramona, but without the sluttiness.
My current gf (pic related) but I think I'm gonna lose her
> Be me
> 18 yo
> Gf 17 yo
> Loved her for 5 years until I finally got the balls to ask her out
> She said yes? No idea why
> Past 10 months have been the happiest part of my life
> Lost virginity to each other
> Plan to go on holiday for 1 year anniversary
> See nothing but a future with her
cont.
>>697991418
I think that might be it. I;ve heard that actually!
>>697984047
You aren't worthy of that picture. If you know what that's from, then shame on you. If you don't know what that's from, then just trust me, get rid of it. YOU AREN'T WORTHY.
>>697992021
> Other night we go to a party
> She sleeps over at my house (pretty common)
> She has pretty bad insomnia
> 2am, I feel her shaking my arm
> Tired and drunk I push her away
> She keeps reaching out to me but it just annoys me for some reason
> Keep pushing her away, kind of forcefully
> She sits up, so do I
> She reaches out for me 'anon...'
> For some retard reason I got mad and pushed her on the bed, squeezed her arm and thigh really tight (she's so fragile, I felt like I was about to crush her)
> Basically pinned her down, choked her and hit her hard with the palm of my hand
> Told her to fuck off
> Instantregret.jpg
Cont.
>>697982348
Come on man
>>697992930
>2930â–¶
IS SHE GONNA BREAK UP WITH U?
>>697991479
this is a fantasy
>>697992930
I know no one really cares but I have to get this off my chest
> She whispers that she just wanted a hug
> Looks terrified and flinches when I reach out to her
> Stutters 'p-please, don't t-touch me' (she stutters when she gets really nervous or anxious)
> Grab her car keys so she can't leave
> Bury My head in pillow
> Cry silently
> Sleep
> Next morning wake up and she's asleep on the floor
> Arm and thigh are all bruised from where I grabbed her
> Face looks like she has been crying all night
> Wake her up
> She is fine for a milisecond before remembering
> Makes some excuse to leave quickly
Cont.
>>697978508
This.
>>697982348
lllll
>>697982348
lets do the reply
>>697993792
No. But if you are going to, please make it funny. I come here to jerk off and i'd rather not get in the habbit to jerking off to stories about abuse. I will if that's all I can get, but for her sake put some humor in it.
>>697993792
> About a week later now
> She Is really distant
> Cancelled holiday
> Seems really tired and unwell whenever I see her
> Stopped caring about everything
> Doesn't seem to trust me at all
> Refuses to talk about future
I fucked up. I NEVER wanted to hurt her. I was just tired and a bit drunk. I know she is gonna leave me but I am the only person who cares for her and she is sinking into a really deep depression.
If she breaks up with me how can I keep her safe and make sure she doesn't an hero?
Help me /b/, please. Ill answer any questions I just dk what to do...
A slutty school teacher
>>697988269
That's a dude with tits. MAYBE a cute dude with tits but it's not a her.
>>697990618#
Who the fuck is this.
Its mesmerizing.
>>697994591
If she breaks up with you she'll be safe, you fucking retard anon, you dun goofed, accept it.
A tall one, ya know? A girl who'll take over as the man in a relationship because at this point in my life I've realized I'll never be the dominant figure in a romantic relationship
>mfw I'm 5'9
>>697978161
The kind that won't tell my wife
>>697982348
Fuck, I was relying on immunity cat.
>>697982348
ha! it was slow to load so i was able to close it before reading the full message!
>>697982348
god dammit
I would like to do a trap on the side sometimes.
>>697978249
Obligitory joke is still a funny joke
>>697982689
god dammit every fucking time
>>697984047
shes got a boogy in the nose
>>697978508
That's called a boyfriend
>>697987298
I got a girl like that except for the foot fetish part cause thats wierd to me. Girls like that tend to be rather emotional tho.
>>697980320
Pic is God awful, but your words are correct
>>697995358
I am never looking closely at that image ever again. I refuse to have it spoiled. It will stay, perfect and pristine in my memory. Fuck you, sir.
a loyal one
Fiery ginger, green eyes, average build, fat ass, loves sex almost as much as I and will always give it up without even a hint of sass, no kids, educated, hipster/hippie blended fashion, gauges bigger than mine, sweet, loving, would do anything for me with no complaint despite not wanting to.
Had a girl like that. We were engaged and then I moved states away for a salary 5x what I was making. Made money, but lost the love of my life.
I've moved on and now have a wife, stepdaughter, and a daughter together. Life's alright but I think about my ginger love every day.
Pic related
>>697978161
none
>>697995839
>hipster/hippie blended fashion, gauges bigger than mine,
shit tier aesthetics mate.
>>697994813
Aphrodite?
>>697983158
Holy shit, you'd be better off finding a unicorn.
>>697978508
So, what your asking for is a man with tits. A man
>>697994970
i can do that
woman without makeup
>>697984047
ugh... that is so boring.
>>697996501
Thank you anon
>>697978161
Do you have one that is not repulsed by me for starters?
>>697982348
cunt
>>697982689
cunt
A gf like this
>>697978161
one whose crazy matches my crazy. like jigsaw pieces that fit together and you can see the picture on top.
>>697984642
Pretty high standards dude
>>697997277
Or this
>>697994591
I feel bad for you anon. You must gove her some time. If i were you, I would write letter, but not long one, plain "Sorry, I fucked up" or something like that. But don't you dare explaining why. Just apologize to her. And don't give it to her. Give it to idk close friend or something like that. Whoever you'll give it to, he or she will know when will be the time to give her letter. Maybe month, maybe week, or maybe whole year. She must see that you regret what you've done, and you aren't giving yourself any excuses. I hope there will be happy ending to your story. Good luck anon
>>697978161
That is a man
>>697985288
So you want a criminal
>>697991583
there's no ramona left....
>>697995967
It's okay Anon, that's who she is and that's her style. She's the love of my life and I'll never have her, so cheers to the memory of her and who she was and what we were and what we'll never be again.
>>697996124
she is very pretty, waht;s her name?
First there is a swirling in my balls then find out if she is interesting and likable. Does she want the D
>>697987298
Sounds like you want a headache. People like that tend to have haywire emotions
>>697997277
>>697997385
[!] Warning [!]
Cuckarican spotted
>>697996984
Well maybe I've just dated too many interesting chicks then. After enough bipolars and cheaters and weak willed children in women's bodies, a traditional woman sounds pretty nice.
I don't blame you for wanting an exciting girl, but I do wonder how long it would take you to get sick of her.
>>697987956
Don't date garbage anon
>>697997045
i'd take care of you as my little
i have a dick tho
>>697989219
boom headshot
>>697988257
Tons of those, they tend to be good awful looking
I love my gf a lot been with her for 2 years now but everyone keeps telling me she's not attractive. Can I post and you guys r8?
>>697997524
sauce?
>>697978161
more? name?
>>697978161
The one that's OPs
>>697988269
He asked what kind of girlfriend you wanted, not what type of boyfriend you wanted >>697988269
>>697981903
SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL
>>697998383
rollin' hoping I get the class rep
>>697998492
Bring it on
>>697998383
Meme
>>697988698
That's what you think >>697988698
>>697998758
I GOT HER WHOHOOO
>>697998361
I don't mind
>>697984944
>>697988475
You... Anon, most of us would murder and infant for a shot at that.
A really cute girl with glasses, red hair and hazel eyes. C-cups are ideal but can live with pretty much anything, firm ass ideal, taller than me because I have a serious leg thing.
>>697982415
Allahu Ackbar amigo.
>>697999006
nice~
how old are you?
Cute Asian with long hair and large breasts
thats all i want
A lot of ginger love in here
>>697999607
Who is this? Yours? Nudes?
>>697991507
Holy shit, I've never switched opinions faster, definitely continue pursuing writing anon...holy shit
>>697999607
I find gingers most attractive.
>>697996423
Man with tits makes about as much sense as woman with a dick.
Either way the point is dick and tits are both part of the package and it's a consenting adult human.
>>698000150
... can't tell if you're mocking me or not ...
>>698000113
No clue sorry anon
>>697997488
Thankyou anon. She doesn't have any friends or family really but I'll give her a letter and say she doesn't have to read it until she wants to, if she ever does.
Guess I will just watch her from a distance until I know she is happy and safe again, then an hero. Maybe I'll get a second chance in another life...
>>697999607
hnnng I want to fucking destroy her
>>698000489
THERE IT IS
>>698000113
See her posted everywhere no clue who she is
A functional adult who I don't have to nag
>>697978161
A Polish one
> webm related
>>697994591
Wow, you suck :v
She seems depressed cause she knows she has to break up with you, but doesn't want to hurt you...in other words you suck
>>697990002
>>697990404
It looks slightly off thought it was PS I wouldn't pick it as CGI though. Damn they are getting good with rendering if people used to spotting that shit barely can.
>>698000771
Gorgeous ging with freckles
One that actually cares about me
like this
>>697978161
sauce?
>>697990618
Am I the only one who was hoping she would make out with the dog?
>>697978161
m'lady sweet sweet death
>>697998383
roll
>>697982348
Fuck u
>>698000505
I have one more advice for you. If she will forgive you, maybe give up on drinking for a while ;). Good luck anon.
>>697990311
you've obviously never had a clingy girlfriend. Theres reasons other than being a loser people pay for sex.
>>697998383
roller
>>698000768
Yeah pretty much forcing her to choose between being alone and being with a guy who abused her. I'm secretly hoping she feels too bad about leaving/hurting me and stays so I have a chance to make things better
>>698000716
How do you know?
Roll
>>697982689
XDDDDD
>>697998189
I have this girl. Please take her. She's way too into me, has no irl friends but me, wants to lie in bed cuddling all day instead of actually doing things, and cries at any little thing. That's not even the half of it. I don't give a fuck about my geniuses being fulfilled anymore.
>>698000897
A girl who's trying WAY too hard to seem nerdy?
>>698000710
My rating won't be very good, not my type of girl. But still, I would've gave her solid 7/10 maybe 8/10
Already married, will x what my Mrs already is.
x One who tolerates/joins my constant gaming
x Easy going with no emotional baggage
x doesn't nag or cause fights
x pale skin she changed from being tanned just for me
x willing to please/experiment in bed took her from virgin into anal loving slut
x Doesn't want kids, she used to but after seeing how peoples lives change after kids she changed her mind fast.
x Loves to travel
blond/redhead
slim with cute pixie like features
Shes pretty great but nobody is perfect. I know I could do a lot worse and couldn't think of a reason to leave her so I married her because I knew she wanted it and I didn't mind either way. We were together 7 years before marriage.
>>697989219
BOOM HEADSHOT
>>697990618
>>697994813
>>697996124
>>697997784
>About 30 seconds of googling
Her name is Anna Speckhart
You're welcome.
a boyfriend
>>698002060
I have the same situation as that anon! Except it's with my bf. I love him and think he is attractive but no one else does. They keep telling me the only reason he is attaractive is bc I love him
>>697978161
Ideally nordic
pale skin
blonde
well educated, ideally in medicine or science
sexually promiscuous
will age well
>>698003723
So... Mercy. You want Mercy.
>>698003092
Everybody has their own tastes, so why do you care?
>>698002666
>>697978161
>>697998383
Rololol
Want 5, will take 9 or 7 w/o the negs.
>>698003723
>Nordic well aging healslut
Nigga that's literally mercy, kek
>>697995839
>Salary 5x what I was making
And you didn't just bring her with you because?
>>698004258
If you implement a skincare regimen they will age well
>>698004185
Winrar, i dont use the points b/c i dont have 3.
>>698003837
I know, idc. Sometimes it is annoying when they keep brining it up especially when we are out and take pictures. I wish they could see the attractive features in him that I see.
>>698004662
You should ditch them!
>>697999006
drop your kik of you want a friend
i have to go
>>698004662
Post I'll rate m8
A little submissive, kinky
>>698002666
Hail satan
>>697998383
banks roll
>>698004121
Holy shit that's both hilarious and soul crushing
>>697978161
Just fuck my shit up.
>>698004662
I wonder do they have partners of their own
>>698004877
Naw, I don't want to do that to him. Also he's brown so you guys wouldn't even give me a serious answer
>>697978161
Kate Bush?
Is that you?
>>697998383
ROLLLLL 'EM
>>698005060
famo
>pic related
>>698005385
Are you white!?!?!? Why are you throwing away your genes
>>697985623
cute.
>>697978161
One
>>698004121
Holy shit.
Well, I'm done for the night. I can't take this shit. I'm done.
>>697982348
kys
>>697998383
yea
>>697988475
>>698005299
Only 1 girl out of the 5 who bother me has a girlfriend. Her boyfriend is attractive anyone could see that objectively. However, he's not that great. No ambition, no drive, everything has been handed to him because his family is rich. He is spoiled and kind of a jerk. I think the only reason this girl is with him is because he is attractive so she can show him off. Lol he models so I think she loves that she can show off. The others don't have any partners right now.
>>698005829
No, I am not white
>>698006384
i don't get it.
>>698006405
Oops, I meant boyfriend sorry for the typo!
>>697982348
I hope your mother dies writhing in agony.
>>698006490
He wants an anime gf
>>698005680
Literally could shop some fat guy's head on her and nothing would be different. Jesus Christ.
>>697978161
Preferably brunette, blue eyes, young and happy, innocent, curious, but close to my age.
>>698005385
What kind of brown and what are you?
>>697982348
fuck
>>698006577
Maybe she's blind? Filename says something about "I don't see", so makes me wonder.
>>697982689
wow you got me
>>697998383
>The career girl: Once got addicted to WoW, has ptsd.
From WoW? Must have been deathwing spine attempts.
>>698007027
We are both Pakistani
>>698007328
Both born and raised in Canada
>>698004121
>>698006405
Kek fuck those girls then. Hell from you said she's probably dating him only for the looks and money no girl serious about her life goes for people like him without wanting to leech like a motherfucker
>>698007328
Good, you're not white dating a mudslime. Nothing of value was lost
>>697982689
fck
>>697994591
Ill be honest anon, yo udound pretty damn manipulative, even if you were to dismiss the physical abuse. she deserves better than you anon, face it; you don't love her as much as you love yourself.
I like my current gf
