First girl you ever fapped to thread
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First girl you ever fapped to thread
>>697739881
>>697739881
who is this reproductive fluid extractor
So hot
Ive liked lesbian teens since i was 12
>>697742547
you just gonna post this in every single thread tonight
>>697742547
I love u
>>697742933
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>>697739881
I'm an oldestfag and I remember tons of Stephanie threads in /b/ waaaay back in teh day and believe it or not, oddly enough, i've never once fapped to this girl. It goes beyond the pale of any rational explanation.
wish I remembered )^:
>>697743211
How? How do you resist the urge to fap? Does it simply not exist or is your will that strong?
>>697742547
god
>>697743211
What the fuck is that thing on her tongue?
Every time austin power 2 or 1 i think i waited for the fembot scene and masterbate to it...
>>697743876
Toothpaste?
>>697742547
You're a great guy, with lots of friends I'm sure.
>>697742547
haha nice (((meme))))
>>697739881
>nick jr
lel
>>697742547
nope
Don't know who it was, but when I was growing up we had a big C Band satellite dish, and I found the ad channels for the scrambled porn. No hardcore stuff, but lots of hotties, skimpily clad, posing and moaning. Didn't know what I was doing, just that it felt good.
And then I learned that it's hard to get cum off of your parents' comforter without them noticing.
>>697743969
FUCKING THIS, jesus i remember getting 9000 boners during this scene
>>697742547
Awww
>>697744059
Ohh, I see it now
>>697742547
faggot
>>697742547
...
>>697743918
I NEED MORE
>>697743969
https://youtu.be/3C8Slzx-Gpc
Im masturbating to it now lol this scene is god like for any kid do to the fact they always showed this movie
>>697744853
Here's more...
>>697744853
>>697745188
Name, Mr. Dubs? I've seen her a lot lately.
>>697745524
Angie Varona
>>697743969
Same here.....huh is there any porn like that....just wondering..
>>697743876
You would notice that tongue thingy.
>>697743876
Dam that rhythm, would give a hell of a hand job.
>>697739881
I fappped to my 6y old naked sister I took a bath with when I was 12.
I might have fapped to something else before that but this is what I remember.
>>697739881
Back in the day when Stephanie was lusted after. When us \b\-tards would go to a video hosting room and watch episodes of TCAP. Boxxy vs Chloe. Jessica Slaughter and her Arby's vag. Consequences will never be the same. Newfags will never know the joy that was \b\ back then...
>>697745689
I think i found a new fetish lol
>>697746486
Don't know what her name is. She was in some reality porn where this girl get arrested in some run down house and fucks the cop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WpBAfz-zg
>>697743969
I just wish panties like those would make a comeback
>>697746648
>Bikini panties
>Comeback
Dude, have you been in a store? They're at fucking Costco even
>>697746830
What, the satin / silky ones? Haven't seen those for a long time
>>697739881
>>697744754
Thumbelina!!!!!!
>>697746982
Maybe she'll wear a pink wig for you
>>697746978
Because satin and silk are expensive and difficult to clean. Vaginal fluids bleach any fabric eventually due to the acidity.
Cotton bikini panties are common, but silk and satin are usually reserved for flashier styles.
>>697747207
I guess it must be a pain in the ass, but they're an instant turn-on.
this bitch
>>697747317
I know that feel. I love side-tie panties, but my wife thinks they're a pain to don and doff.
>>697746982
>>697747075
Gypsy detected.
>>697747445
I guess it's not a situation where reciprocation is possible.
Zelda, I don't remember what caused it but I wanted to do things to her.
It was this video exactly
>>697742547
not happening today if i can reply to every single 1 in every single thread
>>697746572
The cheerleader?
>>697747784
the nostalgia is fucking real
She gets me diamonds
dem feet
The best
>>697747784
Heather Brooks!
>>697742547
Stop
>>697742547
Love u
>>697748805
o man so hot
>>697742547
naah
The only reason I watched Galaxy Quest as a young man was so I could beat my meat to her
>>697748884
13 posterunek?
like 4351 of my first orgasms
>>697749154
not my first fap but this was a good one
>>697742547
please, stop posting this.
>>697748884
muh nigga
also this.
>>697742547
Fagoat
Her then. There's more.
>>697749370
>>697739881
>>697749331
bondage fag here, can't really count how many faps this scene got
>>697749434
Truth... You are a legit oldfag.
>>697749434
probably the truest here
>>697749479
space cases was the shit. I hate that no one remembers it but me
>>697749601
>>697749622
hours spent while the parents were gone trying to see a tit. Then finally finding a VHS and always having to remember to rewind to the same point you found it at...
Stretching with Beverly and Troi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXdu6C3Qoro
>>697749757
I so miss '90's
Placed my dick against the screen. Might not have been my first fap but still happened very early in my fapping life.
I was 10 and it was probably some hentai in the year 2000.
>>697749670
Took me long enough to find out what it was called again.
All I could remember was Catalina
>>697742547
>>697742547
suck a dick, dumbshit.
Shit I'm old
>>697749434
The best as a kid. You could her the audio perfectly most of the time too.
Gwen Stefanie
>>697742547
Your a good person.
>>697742547
damn
>>697746403
> \b\
> calls ppl newfags
>>697750863
Sorry \B\ better?
>>697751021
Obvious bait is obvious
>>697749098
Not because it was fucking great movie? What was wrong with you?
>>697749154
who is this ?
>>697740294
>Dad supplied his son's porn
That's... odd...
Not a bad first fap at all!
this was one of if not the first porno i can remember fapping to that still exists on the interwebs.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=69aecee7b56c7ec5b352
>>697742547
Nicely
>>697742547
Fuck
>>697751293
The fight scene specifically? Or the shower scene?
>>697747728
Zelda best waifu.
>>697743670
Nigger detected
>>697751205
underaged b&
>>697742547
Alien jewgold
This video right here http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56480420d21f1
>>697739881
You're welcome
Mira Sorvino in The Replacement Killers
It wasn't a particularly sexy role, but my body was ready
you guys are too young
>>697742547
...
>>697739881
I first masturbated to Zapdos, like the pokemon... and anyone would thing i'm a normally successful person if they met me in person. is this weird?
Used to love zoey 101 and had major crush on her
>>697742547
yo mumma used to look like mr blobby
>>697751740
>born >1995
>>697747784
Still watch that one on occasion
Not the first but definitely one of my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2XCExSQhU
>>697739881
i dont fuckin remember.
it was some random pornstar im guessing.
first one i remember though is rihanna in umbrella
>>697742547
fuck off
>>697751965
you could at least post the original video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
>>697742547
Hello.
>>697742547
>>697742547
lol gud 1
>>697750032
>>697742547
Hello, hope that you are having a good day.
She will fuck anybody
1 room = 1 fuck
Summer reyna
>>697749154
so many times
>>697742547
Hello
>>697751640
You were just following your Instincts
Jane Kaczmarek
After watching every Malcom in the Middle episode ive been fapping to milfs ever since, i cant resist
>>697753315
too bad she had them removed
Might be this
>>697753584
wat
literally was watching miitm a few months ago and was fapping to porn at the same time, when she started yelling i couldnt keep it up.
Krystal, from starfox adventures
>>697751640
When I was a kid I had a little plastic zapdos toy and i stuck part of its wing in my dick one time.
>>697753319
oh my this blew my 10 year old mind
First porn film I saw and fapped till I bled it was a long time ago but it was a black maid giving a white girl an enema then the maid masturbater with the enema insert then the lezzed out in the bath. Never seen since and I've tried to find it for about a year. Nostalgia kicking in. Help me find it /b/ros. It's old as I saw it 30 years ago when I was 10. Help me have a nostalgic fapppppppp. :D
>>697753874
I guess Zapdos just a sexy mothafucka
>>697754117
That's some hardcore shit for a 10 year old
>>697754083
Dita von tease
>>697753736
Ever see the first episode where she was shirtless from behind and you could see a slight hint of side boob?
best episode tbh, i have been fapping to her for years
>>697743969
Fucking this. Holy shit the memories
>>697742547
Why you do dis?
Still fap to her even now.
>>697754294
I was fucked up already by then so 'twas cool
>>697747022
Nope, that's Princess Daphne from Dragons Lair
It was like 2008 and I was 13. It was .. questionable conten. I thought I should do it to people my age
Emma Frain (I think her name was) on a beach topless. can't be fucked finding pic
>>697754573
And now u on /b/
The cycle of degeneracy
>>697754499
Damn I remember beating my dick to this pic like a 100 times
I was like 11 and hadn't have any idea that something like BDSM even exist. I thought I'm the only one who likes tied up girls
Been googlin' some and there they was: HOGTIED.COM sample videos!
Well, Kory Vixen would drown in the ammount of cum I produced watching her
>>697742547
Ggg
>>697742547
CAW
>>697740294
>my dad printed it out for me
Wat
>>697743876
Sadly, not my dick...
>>697742547
Dayum
I can´t believe how ugly Jamie Lee Curtis is =(
>>697754964
and yet you're hard for her.
>>697743211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oakw2gvjdME
>>697754964
ya she's been always lookin like old math teacher but you just have to appreciate her body
>>697740264
Radical!
>>697754117
You type like a faggot for a 40 year old
>>697742547
fuck you
the scene in Heavy Metal where the girl fucks the taxi driver. I would pause it on the vcr and jerk off furiously
>>697742547
NICELY
>>697753584
i would fuck her too...
stil we are weird anon
>>697755025
>>697754308
>>697753319
I M A G I N E
>>697743211
Yrs!
>>697755025
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>697750147
Maybe cheetara or I remember this particular pic of psyloch
holly (middle)
>>697755084
>>697742547
go church
>>697755076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7gaaViMYSU
>>697739881
>fapping to 3D
>>697743835
Haha! Same here :) Roger Rabbit was da bomb!
>>697751502
You are a good man.
>>697742547
Fantastic really.
>>697742547
k den
I ain't even furry
>>697754707
/b/ at least in my teens there were no traps. First world problems today!
>>697742547
Good day sir
>>697751380
Omg thats Link, Zelda is the main character.
>>697754509
>>697753564
>underrated post
>>697747075
Only if you have a vag
>>697751502
wtf shopped?
>>697750203
gabor zsazsa?
>>697749154
clarissa?
>>697742547
I hope the poster of this image has a really good day today.
Janine and Julia Ann
>>697751502
What the fuck she up to now? Still making sexually suggestive kids shows or crash and burn like most child stars?
>>697756810
Did her panties drop to her ankels during the fall?
>>697755262
She's got some great Nyborg, man, if you know what I mean.
>>697756022
fucking this, a classic, still fap to it this day
<3
>>697747323
this fucking hoe. Nickelodeon's biggest achievement is giving me my first nut
>>697747323
are you 14?
Another oldfag here...but i lost sooo many loads into my socks as a kid fantasizing about Amy Jo Johnson, the original pink power ranger
>>697739881
>>697739881
and how old are you again? 15?
>>697756867
none of them are julia ann tbh
Oldfags assemble
>>697757192
those nips
>>697757669
Look up Blondage
the moment i would kill to be quentin
>>697742547
No risk
>>697753526
Sause?
>>697757874
The thread said your first jerk off, not the the first jerk off ever.
>>697751205
>>697756745
underage fags, leave
not my first fap, but one my first orgasms.
First orgasm was to the pixelated strippers and whores in gta san andreas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMKgdzm1pWs
>>697753319
She is definitely not my type and for me seems kind of ugly.
>>697757950
I'm thousands of years old, I can't die, please help me.
Alyssa Milano in "Who's the Boss."
>>697757874
Sauce plz
On the left.
this
>>697742547
Cast protection
>>697757719
Voltron assembled with the power of Jennifer Connely
>>697758135
yea sure buddy
>>697755512
Silly queer, that's Jessica Rabbit you're supposed to jerkin it too, not Rodger.
>>697742547
Fuck you stupid cunt and your copy pasta
>>697741064
My nigger
>>697742547
I'm late for work
>>697748428
2004, before I had internet. Some semi nude shoot of a celeb in my country.
How tf am I supposed to know I was 8 when I first fapped
>>697747784
source? feel like i've seen this b4
>>697749773
I need Wayyyyy more Allison Mack in my life. WTF is their problem? She needs a romantic comedy on the CW, and not some shitty 'Beauty and the Beast' crap like KK has
>>697758275
Says you. Why not Roger?
>>697758634
Woah man MODS what the fuck this shit is child porn.
>>697745591
>Angie Varona
>>697745188
>>697743918
Ain't that the girl that was bullied and had to change school like 5 times, because she's beautiful?
Sometimes I really dont understand Americans
>>697758650
lol damn it...
>>697754117
Striptease
tawnee stone
>>697758491
>>697757938
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI
Anna Marek.
The day I found out she willingly fucked her dad was the day I found out I have a father-daughter incest fetish.
>>697758967
>>697758873
God damn you must be like 46 if you were spanking it to that. A little too early for me , but how about Dottie?
>>697742547
Hhhhhhh
>>697758101
This and Clarrisa Explains All
>>697741064
Top notch taste, good sir!
Roz from frasier
>>697759423
Daphne was hotter, faggot. Roz was a dyke.
First time I fapped was to Fran Drescher back in late 1999 when I was 9. My mom use to watch The Nanny and sometimes Fran wore sexy dresses in the show. I learned to jack it in that time and boy did I jack it to Nanny Fine. Even then I had a thing for milfs.
>Inb4 she was raped by niggers in the 80's
I didn't know this back then and it would have never affected me.
>>697759471
Faggot detected
>>697759538
Are you me?
>>697741064
>>697758359
Word fam
>>697759064
Where did you hear that?
>>697751293
She never did that much for me until I found out that my wife had sex with her a while back.
Now i fap to that shower scene for different reasons.
This whore
>>697759180
Not same anon but Dotty was a little hotty. I never fapped but damn Pee Wee, he missed out. Elizabeth Daily I think her name is she had a hot body and cute voice. She was so fucking hot when she was singing in Better Off Dead in 85. Then the 90's came and she did the voice of Tommy Pickles in Rugrats.
>>697741812
>underage
>>697759538
>>697759664
samefag
>>697759559
I don't know. Are you from Brooklyn, NY? Where you born in 1989?
>>697759879
>>697759180
She also hot as hell in Dutch, starring Ed O'Neil. She plays a whore.
>>697742547
Amusing post. Very good.
>>697742547
lkjhbgvfcghjk
>>697742547
Fuck off cancer faggot go kill yourself
Funny
https://youtu.be/Zv3bwzNn2ho
>>697741812
that poorly drawn nose
>>697742547
mm'lady
>>697740335
wtf she's like 14
>>697749434
Busted my first nut to scrambled porn in the middle of the night.
>>697759538
God damn!
I remember back in like 95 I had a dream I was in a white padded room, floor to ceiling looney cell with Drescher and Cindy Crawford fucking around with the both of them. That dream will stay with me until I die.
>>697743670
> Fapping to a human Barbie doll
Kys
>>697757989
dude same, but i fapped to the whores from GTA 3
something about me interacting with a woman made my dick hard for the first time
>>697760129
>unironicly wrote "kys"
Also yourself is one word bruv
>>697759941
>>697754921
*da dum tss meme*
>>697759963
Born 86. Belfast, Ireland
>>697760341
I was born in 4370 BCE
I can't die
Someone help me
>>697760434
eat glass and report back
>>697759538
>Fran Drescher
mah nigga
>>697742547
oh, geez
>>697760500
My gums hurt
>>697759538
but thats stoya
>>697742547
nigger
>>697756867
I remember my dad had their calender back in the 90's
>>697758603
>>697760785
pic or never happent
>>697758586
Heather Brooke, who was the star of ideepthroat . Com
