ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
Jacked off to my sisters panties all through high school. It wasn't her. It was her scent.
I had sex with a black girl to prove I wasn't racist.
>>697739190
how old was your sister? Did she ever find out?
>>697738862
why don't you share a secret too, OP?
>>697739477
i always do, eventually
>>697738862
My wife's sister used to clean my cock with her mouth after I fucked my wife.
I support Israel.
>>697739872
Thats wassup. Even tho your lying.
i fucked my good friend's older sister
while he and his parents were awake in the house
we fucked in the garage
>>697739951
Nope. She loved it when I talked dirty about it too. Everytime I asked if she liked te taste of her sisters cunt she'd deepthroat me.
That one time I ate all chips and told my brother there was none
Friend took nudes on my digital camera for a photography portfolio. In the folio they were all censored and she formatted the SD card, but she didn't do it properly and some friends of mine decided it would be fun to recover the files. She still has no idea anyone else has ever seen the photos
>>697740154
post'em
>>697739872
did your wife know?
How did you manage that logistically?
I am a girl and I think about sex a lot.
>>697740133
she was 6 all through high school?
>>697740218
She 17, dats CP
>>697740324
sounds normal enough. Any particular sort of sex?
Do you actually have much sex irl?
>>697740324
Do you ever lurk the dick rate threads?
This one time at band camp
>>697738862
i cum on her toothbrush every fucking day
>>697740289
Wife didn't know. She stayed with us for a while after she got out of college and was looking for a job. We'd hang out drinking and I'd fuck my wife til she passed out then go get cleaned up.
>>697738862
Sniffed my cousins panties, I was sleeping on the ground beside her bed, and her clothes were overflowing out of the closet
Cuddled my other cousin and cupped her breast while she slept (I was 11, she was 17)
Made a list of people who I would and wouldn't kill in my class
Lost my virginity at 15 (I think)
Me and my brother were molested when I was 5
Loved my childhood friend from 9 to now, she left my life awhile ago, but I have so many good memories of her i can't get her out of my head
Have a chiari malformation, which is the equilvent of a brain tumour, that grows only sometimes.
That's about it I think
I sneak a bowl or two of weed from my friends stash. He is a habitual smoker and goes through a G a day so he never notices there's a little less.
>mfw he always invites me to toke up when he smokes
>>697740404
Yeah, me and boyfriend have sex a lot i guess. I just want him to fuck me as hard as he can while im bent over and spanks my ass
>>697740133
>>697740352
Proof: IDs work on /pol/.
>>697740421
Not really. I like girls mostly but still love my boyfriend and his dick
my friend left her scarf at my house so i can on it before i gave it back to her
>>697740108
fuck your dylan
>>697738862
I blew an extremely obese man for $150.
I'm 27, incredibly depressed, anxious, unemployed, and, lately, thinking about death a lot. I don't know what I want out of life except wanting to be financially independent. Job market's tough in my area, so I feel lost.
Hoping to start working out intensely here soon. Maybe that will fix all the shit that has been bogging my head down.
>>697740870
I've been sharing my wife with my bestfriend ever since he moved in with us after his divorce.
>>697740870
...you paid or he paid? Also, are you a male or femanon?
i got cucked by a girl
One time I was 5 minutes late to work but when my boss asked I told him that I was only 2 minutes late
>>697741157
Male, he paid me $150
>>697741179
How?
>>697740565
you're an asshole and a parasite.
>>697738862
I used to deliver papers, apparently one of the houses on my route belonged to a mob boss. Used to have me deliver messages to a diff house blocks away. Never looked at them because he said not to. Still drive by the house sometimes wondering what they were.
really want to fuck my girlfriends friend she just started hanging out with.
>>697741205
savage
>>697741270
there is a lot of reasons
biggest one being
>small penis
>>697741361
Just do it. You're going to regret not doing it after all's said and done. Trust me.
i eat snort
>>697740737
Aw. Ever had a girl? Does bf know and would he want a 3some?
>>697740737
same situation, does your bf know? how does he cope with it?
>>697739248
Does that make you raicist or just a dick?
>>697740324
>I am a girl
omg me 2!!
I caused a fatal auto crash while driving blind drunk in the early morning and never got found out.
>>697740620
Does he do that? Have you asked him? My wife loves to be spanked and 'forced'
>>697740324
Fucking slut
>>697741454
So you got cucked by a girl with a bigger dick than you?
>>697741517
probably go for a threesome if i can lol
i love my gf but fuck.
I started to spy on my sister and it feels great though a piece of me feels like a scumbag
>My gf cheated on me last weak
>We broke up
>My friends say that she is a bitch
>I still loving her and would get back together with her but I'm really mad at her
>>697741361
don't do it. it'll ruin your relationship and you feel like shit after you are done.
One time back in high school I told my mom I got an A on a test but I really got a B
>>697741653
story?
>>697741725
how old are you? be honest
Went from average dick 5" to 8" through penis enlargement exercises within a little less than a year. Only my girlfriend knows but I think people have noticed my improved confidence
>>697741820
Wtf how?
>>697741820
Whoa. Penis surgeons must hate you
>>697738862
My entire family are nudists and we have a incestuous relationship.
>>697741728
>started
>>697741820
You aren't one of those fags that tries to advertise pills through fake stories are you?
>>697741815
21 friendo
>>697741744
probably man
>>697741820
idgt. where is the malware riddled link?
>>697741650
yeah, me too. I'm a girl. Hey, who else is a girl here?
>>697741906
sure....
tell us more
>>697741998
oh my gosh so many girls here. *squeeee*
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>>697741970
Take it from me, your relationship isn't going to last. Even if shit is rosy right now, it will end purely based on the fact that you're both probably really young. Fuck that other girl so that you don't live in regret.
There were about 3 girls I really wanted to fuck but was caught up in relationships that I thought were serious. When every single relationship ended, I'd been faithful, but now I'm regretful.
>>697741634
just a zoophile
>>697742084
I'm a girl! hey gals!!! :3
>>697742167
No way, let's talk about wage-gaps and how hard it is to be a feminist in today's society!!! :3
>>697741906
Do you guys have a incestuous relationship because you're nudist or is it the other way around?
>>697741869
pegym.com and thundersplace.org. Visit forums for both sites. Don't know why I'm sharing in this thread but maybe this might change someone elses sex life. These forums contain exercises and routines that when done properly and with the right conditioning, can expand the tissues in your penis. Very little people know about these sites and completely reject the idea. This is a very early science but I believe more will come of it. The picture evidence is abundant and there, and you just have to read and read. However, I have been very lucky to received these gains, most people have to work at this for a couple of years to see this progress. Good luck anyone who reads this
>>697742167
thats why 97 % on here are virgins.
cant talk to girl rl
meet girls on /b/ tits gtfo
meet girls and nobody screams tits or gtfo but still menages to be a complete moron
>>697741740
This isn't a cringe thread you beta fuck.
>>697742152
#dicksoutforharambe
>>697742302
bump. more need to know about this shit
>>697742244
yea like this are the themes normal girls like to talk about
I'm always ironic about hating blacks around my friends but I actually fucking hate blacks
>>697742135
>your relationship will probably fail
>your basically a baby at 21 years old
>so why don't you just make sure your relationship will fail by being an unfaithful asshole
>>697742135
idk i've been with her for 3 years. shes good to me.
I kinda like just taking what I want and everything but I dont want to hurt her in the process.
>>697742086
Seau
>>697742421
Who the fuck cares what the average girl talks about? Nobody likes actually likes them. Not even they like other girls.
>>697741728
sister or brother? that butt is terrible
>>697742395
smalldickloser.com you'll get a redirect to the site.
>>697742302
Sounds fishy
>>697742445
I dont want to be unfaithful, I love this girl.
>>697742445
Take it or leave it. I know what happened to me, my closest friends, and strangers. Welcome to the real world, kid.
>>697742509
"Im twelve years old and girls make me go ew"
"generic saying about girls"
>>697742483
Your choice, man.
>>697739248
I did it just for the taste.
I'm in love with a girl I will never meet.
>pic related. she's on the right.
>>697739892
We all do, you're not special.
>>697742639
You must either know some really interesting women, or you're 16.
>>697742035
I have a mom, dad, older brother and a sister. Currently sleeping with both my mom and my sister but honestly I favour my sister more since she's younger than my mom.
>>697742253
We had the incest relationship first and then we eventually went full nudist because of it.
>>697742509
Your statement gave me stage 5 cancer
>>697742711
hottttt
>>697742574
that's great. i was ridiculing this moron >>697742621
>>697742711
yeah, you'll never meet the "girl" in the middle either. cuz trap.
>>697742762
how old's your sister then?
>>697742783
Sad to hear you've already left us but stuck around
>>697742762
would you say thats pretty common among nudist familes?
>>697742711
iseewhatyoudidthere
>>697738862
My girlfriend accidentally gave a random stranger a blow job once.
>>697742976
story? hows thats possible
>>697742711
Oh really, anon? She looks vaguely familiar, though I can't quite place her.
Just her? Or others who share her hobbies?
im in love with someone i will never meat unless i went on a cross country tour
dubs and i do it
>>697742875
not necessarily. she might be unlucky and bad with make up/cameras/hair styles.
Sucked my best friends dads Dick while he was sleeping...
Bless sleeping pills
>>697741728
cuz you are...
>>697742969
What did I do there? She's a russian girl living in Novosibirsk.
Everyone thinks I'm really intelligent... and people who do not truly know me, like my teachers, have told me I'm going to go places...
but regardless of my IQ, I'm a looser, and am going nowhere in life b/c I am too lazy for my own good... tbh, I should just kill myself, but I don't want to hurt my family, or make them look bad.
>>697742976
>accidentally
Just like I accidentally fucked my older friend's daughter, who was around my age, at a BBQ.
>>697740133
>>697743049
>falling in love with someone you've never met
beta as fuck
>>697743123
*Everyone I know seems to think I'm really inteligent...
>>697741058
I have good job, gf, two apartments, am decent looking, fairly clever, oh and ive got a crippling depression ever since the end of high school. I just get on with my life bcause i know my mother and little sister need me.
>>697743043
Just her. I actually met her through a vk group. I later learned her story. I fell in love with her after talking to her.
>>697743123
are you a chimmy chong chang?
>>697742976
>>697743023
probably tripped and fell and her open mouth went over his dick
>>697743049
Go get her, tiger
i got fucked up skin
I fart in a crowded room.
>>697743231
I was gonna ask what your plan was after your mom dies, but if you're anything like me, you're probably just taking it day by day.
>>697742711
How the fuck are you in love with her if you have never met?, you sad fucking cunt. I bet the only vagina you have touched was your moms on the way out. I bet she wishes she had blown your father instead of getting knocked up by him. Get a fucking life, you fucked up, worthless piece of shit.
>>697743239
>kek
no, I'm a white trans fag...
...and even I think it's a mental illness, but there's no cure, and I can't pretend to be strait.
>>697742976
Nigger what
I'm in a long distance relationship with an asian female with is online and I am going to visit her at the end of the year.
>>697742909
She's 21, my brother is 23 and my mom and day are somewhere in their late 40's.
>>697742962
I can't speak for all nudist families but I would assume so.
>>697743235
you met her first? That doesn't seem super-likely... sure it wasn't some dude catfishing you?
>>697743370
We've never met in person. We talk probably three times a week via skype and vk.
i had 4 serious relationships counting the one im curringtly in too, i loved all of them. i cheated all of them
>>697743370
Ever put thought into anger management courses, future school-shooter?
>>697743337
he bon bon
>>697743422
She's probably already been sold off for 2 bags of rice and a pack mule (spoiler: it's actually two dogs tied together)
>>697743425
there was a nudist forum that existed or still existed, where the families would openly talk about pseudo-incest related topics occasionally. Wish I could find it again.
>>697743508
>>>697743235 (You)
>you met her first? That doesn't seem super-likely... sure it wasn't some dude catfishing you?
I've skyped with her. I know it's her. I was on vk to better my Russian, and we were both a fan of a group called pathology.
I like to hunt
>>697743668
how did you find out the story? did she tell you? others?
>>697740545
Raw food will help with your tumor thing. Google raw food cures cancer and start there... Good luck.
>>697743729
Green acaconda. They taste pretty good if you bbq them.
>>697743531
Then you didnt love them you fucking retard
I fucked my friends girlfriend when she was knocked out on sleeping pills
>>697743659
If you find it please post it.
>>697742086
sorry
>>697743800
r u still talking about the girl?
>>697742738
No, we do not you cunt.
I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister, they are the only other people who know
>>697743023
>>697743125
>>697743263
>>697743411
>Be me.
>Take girlfriend to go eat wings at this ghetto bar near campus.
>Delicious wings for really low price.
>We're University students so we're broke as fuck.
>Cheap wings is already a dream come true.
>Only downside is the place looks like it's some drug joint.
>Eat wings anyways.
>Finish eating.
>We both go to the washroom to clean up.
>Male and female washrooms right next to each other.
>Go in.
>Bathroom is so small.
>Can barely see anything as well, lighting is dim.
>One urinal and one boxed toilet stall.
>Want to take a shit but some guy is in the toilet.
>Wait for a minute or so then change my mind. I'll just shit at home.
>Do my business and take a piss at urinal.
>Suddenly hear the guy start to moan quietly.
>Sounds like he's having the best shit of his life or something.
>Weirded out as fuck so I quickly wash my hands and leave.
>Go outside to wait for girlfriend.
>Ten minutes pass by, what's taking her so long?
>Look at the washroom waiting.
>Even the guy moaning in the toilet finished and left.
>Five minutes later she comes out.
>There's a huge grin on her face.
>She seems happy.
>We walk for a bit back to campus.
>She looks at me with this big smile.
>'How did you like that blow job?' she asked me.
>What blowjob...
>'The one in the washroom? Through the hole?' her smile quickly drops.
Turns out she gave the guy in the washroom with me a blow job by accident. Apparently the female washroom only had one toilet for one person so she assumed it was the same on the male. She thought I was the only one in there so when she saw a dick go through the hole, it must have been mine.
>>697743761
I joined a group called webestan. There was a like/repost/ignore thread with one of her pictures on it. It was pretty obvious what she had been doing. I also joined the 4chan/4ch/2ch groups and the like/repost/ignore photo with her is kind of a meme. It's really fucked up. With the comments on the photo's, I learned the general publics side of it. With a little talking via skype and just vk, I learned a bit of her side of things.
Russian's are kind of fucked about sex. I don't understand how a society can place more blame on a 10-12 year old girl than the 50 year old man that started it.
I like to take my girlfriend to nude beaches just to show her off.
>>697740430
Make thread or tell us a story anon
Fulfill you purpose
>>697743090
yeah, i guess so :(
The only reason im with my girlfriend is because her parents are super rich nothing more.
>>697738862
i fucked my old best friends mom 43 and my old highschool teacher 32
im 18.
>>697744407
I hope she finds out
>>697744258
well happy birthday you have a generic looking dick then
>>697743948
Yes. The girl needs to be bbq'd before she'll taste good.
>>697743353
I don't make plans for tomorrow.
Also i don't really gather memories sińce then. It's just like for a few years now i was automated, or a robot. I don't even remember what i had for dinner yesterday.
i go on 4chan and if someone asked me what 4chan was in real life i would pretend not to know
>>697744322
I've heard that before speaking to a Russian girl. The girls get blamed, mocked, the pics get shared etc.
How does it feel knowing many guys have seen her doing stuff? Have you fapped to it? Does she know if you have?
>>697744437
i had sex with my best friends mom when i was 15 and she was ~40. It was a great experience. I know I could never have talked to him about it, but we helped each other out while we were both in poor emotional states.
I miss that.
>>697743637
Anon you're replying too.
I Kek'd
>>697738862
carfriend momfinger
>>697741081
faggot
My fetish is to find curious women or girls who are into cheesy pizza and then share it with them while fantasizing with them. It's great and even innocent girls turn into freaks
I dont know why im still with my boyfriend. i kinda love him and his humour and character is great but
1. hes a neet, 21, no work no worktraining lives with mom an dad
2. hes a cuck, i have full power over him
3. hes a namby-pamby
4. hes coward as shit, parents treat him like shit and i assume only had him so he can go buy beer and stuff and he never talks back or raises his voice against him
5. he is fat, really fat, has a tiny cock bc fat swallowed it. i got fat bc of it too
>>697744521
kek same
>>697744322
Would you mind to enlighten me on her story? I seem to have missed it.
>>697744599
beyond the like/repost/ignore meme photos, I've never seen it. I don't want to. She's actually a really bright and funny girl, and I wouldn't want her to be humiliated if she found out I had seen them. I understand that I could lie, but I'd feel awful because I'm looking at the cause of someone's social destruction.
It really fucked her up. She just wants people to be nice to her.
>>697738862
I'm into some pretty fucked up shit. I want to cut the women I fuck. I want to taste their blood. I want to burn them. I want to make them cry. I want them to beg me to stop, while knowing that I never will. I want to tie them up for days, not feeding them or giving them anything to drink besides my cum.
Should I just kms?
>>697740565
kek.
done the same, but with my buddy's dad.
>>697745091
Congrats, you're a serial killer
>>697738862
I watched one tree hill, and I really liked it
>>697744258
seen this post before.
fuckin fag.
>>697740565
This is fucking Awful. Please fucking stop.
>>697745091
Ok, Barry.
>>697741081
How's that going
>>697741350
This is awesome
>>697744966
That's kind of sweet that you haven't seen them. I hear they are kind of awesome. Allegedly.
>>697744823
so what?
if it fucking bothers you, don't deal with it.
Thats not a secret.
>>697741361
Fucked up.
>>697741519
???
>>697740430
Make thread or tell story anon
Fulfill your purpose
>>This one time at band camp
>>697740565
A gram a days hardly anything young'n
1/2 to 0z a day in my prime
Fell in love with a younger girl. Convince gf to go on a "break", so I can do it without regret. She doesn't know. Lie to them both about each other. I know i'm a scumbag, but I guess i'm wired like this.
>>697741361
>>697741517
Seriously what anon said.
You think you'll be with your girlfriend for forever?
>>697738862
I lost my virginity to this girl by literally begging her to sleep with me even though she was dating my friend.
I was a cringey kid back then...
Me and my childhood best friend (and mostly all of my childhood girl friends) always kissed. We would play a game and my friend made it up and it was basically I'm Alladin you're jasmin type thing and when I was really young we would do this but once I got older we stopped
>>697745735
well it worked out, didn't it?
>>697738862
testing first because proxy
>>697745735
Dude, do whatever it takes. You're not a woman; your life isn't e.z. mode. Being a man means you have to be resourceful.
>>697745568
why? I still love her
>>697745547
Don't or do deal with it lol
>>697745891
Don't fuck your girlfriends friend at all
>>697745709
probably have a chance of keeping her around forever, yeah. more or less i need to convince her i love her but i want this.
When i was about four, maybe five, I was friends with some similarly aged sisters across the street.
Kids being kids, we got curious about shit.
They had a little kiddie house in the back yard and we used to sneak in there and touch each other.
Didn't get too weird, but I convinced them to show me their ass and stuff and we would touch each other like that.
In the end, we made a pact not to tell our parents.
Fucking next day, my mom had a sex talk with me.
I was fuckin' 5.
Yesterday was my niece's 11th bday. I took her and a couple of her friends to the mall. Told her i'd buy her whatever she wanted for $300ish. She got some shoes, jewelry, and other girl type stuff. There was still about $150 left and she spent all of it at victoria's secret on sexy lingerie/bras/underwear. Her parents are fairly religious/conservative and would never let her buy such things but idgaf
>>697745891
fuck another girl if u want it so hard. but a friend of her will crack after some time and she will tell her
>>697745969
what about with her?
>>697745706
how much younger?
im broke i want to sell pantys or socks
>>697746082
bad adulting, but whatever. you made her happy at least.
>>697746082
did she model them for you?
>>697745891
Object permanence, he has something you do not have?
Have a girlfriend of nine years, went to see a movie alone, turned out a girl I know through a friend was there to see the same film, we sat together, and by the end of the night I fucked her.
Never cheated before.
>>697746084
thats the thing, i dont care if she knows.
>>697746082
good job, parents like this make me shiver..
when shes older she wont be allowed a boyfriend
by 16 she will be a mother bc nobody educated her
>>697745735
Cringey?
No, an asshole you are. You and that girl should die from aids.
>>697746287
Omg :/ why
Ok if you guys haven't guessed I'm a girl and all these stories of guys cheating sucks lol
>>697746375
do i smell salt in the wound.?
>>697746272
a pussy? haha but seriously, shes a giver and i dont really see a reason to throw that away.
I'm a guy and by now 8 men have said they love me and i said no to all of them. One of them pretty rich and other one even i admit he's quite good looking. on the other side only two girls have ever said they love me. Both pretty ugly .Sometimes i dont know if i've made a mistake being hetero.
Cheated on my freaky yet loving and faithful gf who always got me hard as diamonds w hotter yet somewhat pretentious and bitchy girl that had her shit together (never got past second base tho) in gfs bed at Halloween party gf threw at her house. New girl and I started dating but broke up a few months after, he blamed me for all her personal problems that arose in her life. Biggest regret of my life was thinking w my heart and not my dick
>>697744889
From what I can put together, a man named Sergey Kropochkin was a photographer. He sold himself as a fashion or glamour photographer. Maria came along and at some point, he started paying her. He began to offer he more money, if she could bring other girls in. It devolved pretty quickly in to the more you take off, the more you make. He was selling the photos online as sets, sometimes for thousands of dollars a piece. At varying points it was basically a child porn studio, with Maria being the girl that would bring other girls in. (she was only 10-11 at this point).
It all came apart when someone's grandma was doing laundry and found the equivalent of $6000 in the pocket of a 10 year old girl. Grandma's first thought was that she was running drugs for the Russian mafia and was rightly scared. She spilled the beans and everything went down hill.
Upon learning the facts of the story, the Russian media exposed the names of all of the girls, and the sexual acts they performed. A few of the girls were so humiliated that they killed themselves. The media and her peers then blamed the 12 year old girl to a greater degree than the 50 year old man. Maria has basically lived a hellish life. She's had to basically stay indoors or she'll be called a whore or possibly assaulted. It's completely fucked up.
>>697745532
I understand why people want to see them, she's stunningly beautiful.
>>697741361
You are a poor excuse of a man, if you do that.
>>697746375
>>697746438
seconded. grow up, dude.
nobody gives shit up just because someone begs.
>>697745091
Like, I'll never do it. I know it's wrong. It's just a fantasy of mine. I really want to have a gf that'll let me do some of this stuff to her one day, but since I'm actually a really nice and caring guy, I wouldn't take shit too far.
>>697746433
>Ok if you guys haven't guessed I'm a girl
kek hoe this site is anonym how should we know what shit u posted here, seek your attantion somewhere else
>>697746157
I'm 21, she's 17, gf's 19
>>697746433
Statistically, women cheat more than men.
Also, TITS OR GTFO.
>>697746451
If you don't love any of them, no mistake was made. Unless you're just trying to find someone before its "too late".
>>697746185
it's for the greater good, dont want her to not fit in socially.
>>697746214
no but I saw all she got and can imagine it on her if i wanted to
>>697746308
agreed, sheltering kids from reality really has no benefits
>>697746446
>shes a giver and i dont really see a reason to throw that away.
Depends on what you value more, her or your friendship?
I'm half a faggot.
I've seen\jerked off to SO MUCH CP.
I'm black. [that's a secret from /b/]
I'm a fucking sociopath, and I want to hurt people, like torture them for a living.
I've raped quite a few people, not so much "grab and push down" rape- as I get incredibly rough, because it arouses me when someone objects- and I don't stop until I cum.
>>697746578
Get a girlfriend your age faggot
>>697746510
I see the logic.
i post my cousin so i can keep seeing her get cock tributes
>>697746438
Nah, not anymore.
But back then it really sucked badly.
So, noone should ever fuck his friends girl.
>>697746643
Stop
>>697746685
what the fuck thats not a big agespan what is wrong with u?
>>697746433
Guys cheat. Shit happens. Get the hell over it. I'd never do it personally, though. I respect my SOs to much, but people are shitty and that's life
Also, who gives a fuck if you're a girl and good job announcing it, attention whore. Now go to bed, and get off /b/ or be prepared to whip out those sweet milk bags.
Me and my cousin have been dating romantically for the last three years in university. All our friends don't know that we're cousins and we're scared to tell our parents...
>>697746153
it may or may not make everything very awkward afterwards?
I had a botched circumcision as a baby and as a result i now have pubic hair growing halfway up the shaft of my dick
>>697746780
it's legal almost everywhere. It's not a big deal.
>>697746624
>>697746513
True, I was a bit judgmental. I was just raised in a different time so it can be hard to relate.
>>697746826
ew, pic with timestamp pls
>>697746772
She can't go to a bar...
>>697746637
I value her and her friend. hence i want to fuck her.
My secret is i've fapped to >>697746494 gf
>>697746643
Can you please talk more about the different degrees of rape, I did not know there was a difference?
>>697746826
show us, dude.
It took me 24 years to have sex. I wish I didn't. I want to be a virgin again.
>>697746891
yea in fucking freedomland where u cant do shit , aint this freee in germany where u can fuck with 14 drink with 16 and say shit and fuck however you want
>>697746785
how so?
>>697746912
You and a half of Russia.
>>697746938
I totally get what you mean. I remember before I had stuck my penis inside a warm, wet place for 30 minutes, things were different. Ever since I had stuck my penis someplace warm and wet, and showered afterward, everything's been different!
>>697746938
become a born again christian
>>697746922
didn't say it wasn't rape- just said it was different from what you'd assume I meant. I've always wanted to rape someone, though.
>>697746922
if she says no beforehand its rape,
if u have to force her it is rape.
if the cunt says its rape bc she feels guilty and regrets it she shall end really raped in jail
I wish my boyfriend really fucked me.
He can't ever stay hard
>>697747058
Funny thing is, I am. Good guess.
>>697747130
do you use condoms?
>>697747130
Maybe you're ugly
>>697747130
it's not your fault he is homosex
>>697746494
why do you publicize their names here?
>>697746513
Its not about her, its about him.
You just don't fuck your friends girl.
If a relationship ends brutally, okay, that happens.
If a long lasting friendship ends, thats sad.
But if that long lasting friendship ends because your best friend betrayls you, that sucks.
And noone should do that.
>>697747173
Nope. And I've never had this problem with a guy before.
>>697747258
true
>>697738862
I'm a SysOp, low level enough to interact with you in the "real world." None of you have seen the REAL real world as you are all plugged into a solar system wide VR simulation called "Humanity." Most of you are actually simulated beings, not real people in the VR simulation and you are not aware.
>>697747288
is it his first time? maybe the little baby is shy and scared
>>697746494
Thanks you for the background. Quite the coincidence you met that girl, out of whole of Russia. Well, I hope you can give her some support.
>>697746685
Fuck you
>>697747011
regret and jealousy?
>>697747130
May be he has one of these at home and is worried about u?
>>697747254
I gave sergey's name away because fuck him. There are millinos of Maria's.
>>697746772
Who said I have any problem with the age span?
>>697747337
>>697747444
seemed so
>>697745673
who the f possibly needs to smoke that much bud?
either you were smoking shit or you're full of shit.
you're probably just old and trying to act cool.
ughhh
>>697747362
No I know he's not
>>697747337
Fuck off, Neo. Let me enjoy my steak that the Matrix tells me is delicious.
>>697746891
In a shitty country, with retarded laws maybe.
>>697747440
millions of marias whose names were publicized in connection to this specific sergey and this specific story?
>>697746969
Damn right my nigga
>>697747444
check'd
i played pimple popper flash games on the internet some years ago, now i like to do it on my girlfriend i know its disgusting but i cant help it
4chan is my secret, I'm ashamed
>>697747474
>747474
>>697747288
dang, idk bra.
don't think it's you, i mean unless you're a fuckin monster. probably not...
but just talk to him about it. he could be afraid of disappointing you, could be a performance issue he makes up in his mind. i know, my first time it was hard to keep hard, i was kinda scared. but i was also using a really tight condom.
>>697747474
Nope, it's about dishonesty.
>>697747520
Yeah. that was a bad idea.
>>697740565
I have similar secret to this. When I was in middle school I would steal a nug or two of weed about every other day from my parents stash, they never had a clue.
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>697747258
but bro, his buddy didn't betray him any more than his woman did. if anything, his buddy did him a brutal favor.
>>697747497
Your choice. You know we SysOps are having a blast with all stuff you sims and plugged-in are so passionately arguing about, right? When we get bored, we create your "important" issues and watch in amusement as you handle it.
>>697746969
>american eagle
>>697747558
Welcome to the snark side.
>>697747558
as you should be, you fuckin newfag.
>>697747725
Why don't you get me a job and a loyal girlfriend while you're at it
>>697746643
Nigger
>>697747422
Fuck I don't care I'm just sick of him not fucking finishing.
>>697746433
Stories of whores cheating suck too but they still do and tell
BUMP LIMIT!
NEW BREADS!!
>>697747926
>>697747926
>>697747926
>>697747926
>>697747926
>>697738862
i am a snitch to the cops
So many.
My older older sister fucked me when we were little and now i'm planning to do the same with my little one. Both are hot.
>>697744823
well, you're two chubbies, you're perfect for eachother.
>>697747835
Don't sound very fun for me. Go nuts, you guys are our entertainment. If you are fun enough, we might even make you famous.
>>697748000
Fucked a girl and then fucked his mom the day after.
Femanon. 38.
A couple of years ago I flew a super hot 21 year old across the country for a dirty weekend. Paid him in electronics and designer clothes.
He keeps asking when I'm going to invite him over again.
>>697747725
can you delete my Y chromosome and add a second X real quick?
>>697741081
Cucks are the worst
used to also sneak a bit a weed from a roomates stash. got kicked out but never directly addressed. banged a diff roomates gf and his ego was so hurt he turned full SJW faggot. seriously he turned gay, the human psyche am i right ppl. drove across town to bang my little sisters friend, wish i could have done it better.
>>697748030
One of my ex's doesn't know I sold our sex tape to a friend. As far as I know he hasn't talked about it with anyone else.
>>697747664
Nah, if a stranger to me would have fucked my girl, that would have been brutal (and maybe a favor, if i was about to marry that girl or something), but if a friend, who has been a friend ever since do that, its just brutal. Not a favor. Maybe a favor for her.
Its about loyality, you know? Most important thing in a friendship, imho.
>>697748065
Stole the laptop of a friend just to get naked pics of another friend she had in her laptop.
>>697748030
>Fucked a girl
>fucked his mom
wut?
>>697748054
I discuss it with Gary, he does the biological stuff. That sounds like a fun idea. We might need to create a retrovirus to explain it.
>>697747228
That's what I'm afraid of or maybe he's a pedo
>>697747492
Tolerance friendo. I don't smoke that much anymore but in college I do know of several people that would smoke a least a quarter or more of dank a day. On weekends they would just smoke all day and night, and it was good shit too.
>>697748133
Girl was a trap, duh.
>>697747203
I'm far from it.
>>697748160
thanks. tell gary i'll give him a blowjob if he does it.
>>697748030
>fucked a girl then fucked his mom
sure that was a girl?
2 1/2 years in a committed relationship... Some bitch gets flirty and I just talk back and we exchange numbers. She sends me nudes on snapchat and I send her nudes back. This bitch tells her friend while all this goes down. I cut off connection with the bitch right after. Me and my girl are the happiest we have ever been. Then the bitches friend tells her about what happened. It's been a month now , she broke up with me and I feel terrible about everything. I was always loyal and committed and I fucking slipped up. Idk what to do. Which is why I'm awake at fucking 5am missing her so god damn much.
tupac isn't dead, I live in Cuba in a pretty rural area and have actually seen him numerous times, but usually he has people get stuff for him. He can't go back to US or anywhere in world because of some issue with a huge gang (no I don't know which one) he has two kids. He has bodyguards or some shit and they threaten anyone who they think might alert someone, but also give a lot of money to my town, and so no one really cares anymore
>>697748080
i can see your point of view for real, but in the end, if it was brought to your attention, i would appreciate it.
obviously it would hurt that my buddy did it, but fuck it, man.
who is more important, your buddy, or a hoe acting like your girlfriend?
>expecting a conflicting response since we obviously have two different views.
>>697748371
True. He first moved to Jamaica when he faked his death. His best friend Biggie Smalls came up with the idea with him and they created the whole East Coast-West Coast rivalry. For years they were laughing it up in Jamaica, living off the rolaties of their explosive album sales after their "deaths."
>>697748293
i dont understand how flirty bitch telling her friend gets back to your gf
>>697748419
i wonder why you don't call his "buddy" a hoe pretending to be his friend? are
>>697748776
can't wait for the rest of your reply.
To tell the truth, I can take some shitty shit going on if it helps me out in the long run. I can forgive a buddy, he's just a man like I am. There's no agreement between us like there would be in a monogomous relationship between myself and a woman.
>>697748419
Yeah, the different view depents on the fact, that i have experienced it and also the whole circumstances, ie the intense and long friendship, the long duration of my relationship, how i met her and all the good things she did to me, not sexual, more like mentally, you know? Helping me through a tough time.
Theoretically you're right.
Practically, noone should betray his friend beforehand.
>>697748133
english not native lol, I meant her*
>>697748755
Like 3 weeks after it happened , she tracked down my gf through Instagram. She messaged her saying "Are you and your boyfriend happy? because I'm sorry to tell you this..."
>>697748062
how could i forget!? : my ex got engaged and have been banging her for a while now too. came inside her last time too, she was pissed and stormed out. maximum satisfaction lying in bed after creaming a girl who left immediately (load the bong, fire up the ps3), knowing while shes acting all mad and driving home my cum is leaking out of her into her underwear, jeans, hopefully even a spot in the drivers seat of her bimmer
>>697748984
true.
and i've never had it happen to me, so i don't personally know since i don't have the same circumstance.
sorry that shit happened to you, but serious question.
Do you think he provoked a response that wouldn't have happened down the line sooner or later?
