Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
Mine
still here
Still here
Grill on my friend
Claimed
>>697730658
Well then Maki needs pig tails all the time
>>697730588
why would i dead?
Saber claimed
>POST MAIDS
>>697730973
You were just WAITING, weren't you?
>>697731087
I'm coming in to claim ibuki
>>697731087
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>>697730658
Pretty much. I'm just sitting here laughing because of how much better my situation's going to be over here, when this was apparently supposed to be some "punishment" to teach me respect or something.
>Here's the story btw.
Essentially, my aunt wanted me to pull the dryer off of a concrete slab and somehow measure the hole size for the vent. Not being a dipshit, I just looked up the model of it online and got the specs for it. She told me she still wanted me to pull it off and "double check". Having no way to measure it in the first place, I asked her how and why. She started getting all pissy because I didn't want to do it her way, or rather I didn't have a way to. She kept bitching and bitching, and I kept saying how do you want me to measure it? She eventually just said she'd do it herself and called me useless. When she walked out of the garage, I told her to go fuck herself. She came back in and told me to call my mom, and that I had till the weekend to get all my stuff moved out.
>>697730846
mandatory cc claim
>>697729924
well we are all just numbers in a system in which our rulers use to gain more money than the other rulers.
kinda sad really
as much as i would love to converse and theorise what life would be like without religion or government.
i think we already both know
>>697731020
That can be arranged.
>>697731113
Kisses anon.
>>697731087
Best maid of all time
>>697729917
>>697730992
Horray! Forgot how competitive thst game gets. Like international competitions right?
>>697729994
>>697731020
I AM! I have advanced emotion programming!
>holy jeebus thats adorable!
>>697730658
>>697731243
I know i know. The swimming is always great but gymnastics appeal to me more
>>697730692
>>697731000
Love that pose, ceasar-chan
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>697730846
>tfw been marathoning koth
>tfw started drinking beer
All I want is to stand outside and talk about football with the guys
>>697731520
Goodnight.
>>697731087
And im off to bed
>>697731065
I dunno
>>697731087
Way ahead of you
>>697731323
Better be high on my heels next time
>>697731520
Night, hopefully you do too.
>>697731235
That we do.
I kind of wish the other guy would keep on talking because I have some things to say which could end his argument. In case he does show up.
>>697729633
Care to explain just what it is that would make it impossible for me to strike out on my own? No generalizations either.
>>697731087
>>697731520
Good night
>>697731087
Claimed
Nyaa~
>>697731494
My last post. Noot noot.
>>697731608
Kek yeah anon you better.
>>697731714
Night
>>697731844
Still lewd
>>697731520
Yep.
Good night!
>>697731615
First off.
I read the thread. The exact quote was "There's a supermarket close by that i can steal the food i need" The faggot was eating little hot dogs and shit he would steal.
Also He's not posting anymore obv it didn't work out.
He only used the little money he had for a data plan.
you can't even get a job or do anything, you think making it on your own without one is easier?
also your a dumb little manchild baby bitch a fucking deer would probably roll you for all you have.
>Tick tock
>Tick tock
>Clock's running
>Time's stopped
>>697732138
Nono, I'm a neko
It's all good
>>697731020
>Rikka
What a shitty waifu
Ryoku claim.
>>697731243
Oh fuck thats it thats all I needed to see
>>697731520
>advanced emotion programing huh? Alright I can fall for that
I think I will go too, super tired see you all tomorrow!
>>697732276
Nono, your a human grill
>>697731844
>cat ear head band
Still counts for me
>>697732120
I hope
>>697732138
>filename
>calling out lewd
>>697732275
That's a nice little Hanako
>>697732286
You're both okay for waifus
>>697732408
*You're
Juvia Claimed
>>697732276
Tfw a neko boy is cuter than your waifu
>>697732487
I thought you were my friend
>>697732688
tfw I legit thought it was a girl until they revealed it was a guy
>>697732771
Something forces me to do that. Sorry.
>>697732267
I can't get a job because I'm afraid of other people.
I have gone camping for weeks at a time before with nothing but a tent, a fishing rod, my clothes, a fire starter, and a couple books.
I can easily see that I could abandon society completely, I'm just a coward for now.
>medicine
I can live without it, I'd probably live longer anway because I wouldn't kill myself.
>companionship
I have my waifu dumbass, that's all I need
>food
I can hunt and skin and cook
Give me more friend.
>>697732688
>Saying neko instead of cat
Cause if you're posting in a waifu thread unironically you may as well go full faggot.
>>697731087
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>>697731232
Damn son. Well if things are better there maybe this was supposed to happen or things just worked out in the end, regardless they're better living conditions I'd assume which is great to hear. That's some stupid shit though, seems like people just complain to complain at times.
>>697731520
Heh, I think we both know why. Night smug.
>>697732328
Best Idol for a reason my friend. Sleep well.
>>697732865
You're so full of shit
>>697733047
So is that you giving up? The equivalent of "cool story bro"? I think we're done now because clearly you're an idiot with no real argument.
>>697731615
did you enjoy the vid?
>im having fun using synonyms to try and piss of someone who hates this community
>>697732688
Well cooked grade insult.
>>697732981
It did, and she does. ALL! THE! TIME!
>Grandma had cans of name brand Sphaghettios
TONIGHT, I FEAST!
>>697732863
We all thought so anon.
>>697732946
Shinde kudasai baka
IM ON A COMPUTER
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>697732946
i liek this,
i liek this one
i wanna watch nigga moon now
>>697733228
Not done with it yet. Can't pay attention while I'm posting.
You were right about my attention I guess, although it's mostly because I can't pay attention to more than one thing.
>>697733421
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
the cringe is real
15/5/36 on Ezreal in ARAM
Only an A
mfw
>>697733380
Come kill me bitch. Time square. This time tomorrow.
>>697733380
I mean the way he fucking dresses and sounds.
>>697733695
Why not high noon?
>>697733680
wat?
>>697733628
Heyooo
>>697733642
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>697733695
Rn otherwise u r a fgt.
>>697733824
>The way he talks
>The way he acts
Also did you like Julius character? He was annoying imo.
>>697733824
In League of Legends, you get a rank after the game based on your performance. I had 15 kills, 5 deaths, and 36 assists in the game and somehow didn't get an S rank
>>697733224
Nah I'm done with you. You obviously got it figured out. I can't wait to see the first installment of "NEET Goes Off the Grid". I feel like it;s gonna be a lot like the american classic "Into the Wild "but very short and way sadder.
>>697733969
How are you lewd senpai?
>>697734092
git gud
>>697733824
>high noon
Sure thing Mcree, even better. Look for pic related when you get there, it's me.
>>697733573
really?
i can read, play music, and wash dishes at the same time.
Finally done at work. Holy crap.
>my legs know all of the pain
>>697734135
If I die I die, I'd rather die free and soon because I failed on my own, than live a long life of captivity. You may think I'm stupid, but this wasn't a question of whether my desires were stupid or not, it was a question of whether they were attainable.
>>697733325
Had my fair share of that bullshit as well, no reason for it. Everything is chill then you can just sense it, things are too nice so some thing has to go down.
>Name brand
Oh shit high roller status already.
>>697733824
>>697734077
>2 Rems
>2 faggots acting tough
>2 meaningless blips on my radar.
>>697734149
Pretty good, at a friends house.
>>697733325
Hows the dryer thing going cutie?
>>697734480
Hi.
>>697734487
Of course I forgot my pic.
I doubt you care though.
>>697734398
I guess I should have said, I can't process communicative information while also trying to form my own communicative information.
>>697734077
I liked him only for the fact he would have a better chance with Emi-cunt
>>697734092
THE GOVERNMENT IS TELLING LIES
GAMES USE THIS TO CORRUPT OUR GENERATION
>>697734297
Speed over mass, and wrong Rem
>>697734480
You've never done a day of lion dance, have you?
>>697734600
Now now, no need to be picking on people
>>697734626
Hi Hank. Hows things?
>>697734717
I have done 16 hours straight of soccer, hockey and generic running. But after a course of Prednisone my joints got fucked because early onset arthritis. And now for some reason the tendon in my left knee decided it wanted to stay retracted.
>>697734626
am herr
>>697734742
Fine. Debating if I should start using this pipe for smoking. What about you.
>>697734684
yea...
i can, i'm often talking to someone while on here, and i'm sometimes also on steam on top of both this and in person communication.
but i'm used to doing this so its understandable you not being able to (i sometimes struggle to)
>>697734717
Here i was out and saw this and got it for you.
>>697734717
>speed over mass
>you probably look like pic related
fuck off
>>697734580
Honest to god, her excuse for fucking arguing with me was weak as shit too.
>Look up EXACT MODEL of dryer to get what I need
>"I don't want to have to make a trip back if it's wrong, just double check it"
>DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE TRIP BACK
>BUT WOULD RATHER GO BY A ROUGH MEASUREMENT THAN THE SPECS ON THE WEBSITE
Legit, how is someone THAT stubborn?
>>697734623
Officially kicked out, and will be moved by the end of the week, otherwise my shit is getting towed and thrown out.
>>697734600
2 of us? Bitch please we both are one Rem-rin.
>>697734297
I ain't afraid of you, you fat fuk bring it on at anytime.
>>697734717
I meant he's annoying as a knight. Reinhard is a cool character isn't he?
>>697735211
Woah it was meant for him but I could use it as well! Ty anon!
Waifu claiming? that's pretty pathetic, don't you think?
>>697735000
Just finished work. About to head home with the legs problems mentioned above. I cant really answer beyond this, so Ill just say that you bought the pipe for a reason.
See you all in 30-40 minutes
>>697734952
>16 hours straight
Jesus, you training for a universal championship? Anyways, we only do balancing from heights, apply (your weight here) on hips in a squatting position for X amount of time, kinda toss people, simple stuff.
>>697735211
I am entertained by this gif regardless I saw it in the anime
>>697735215
Is that a photo of you from high school?
>>697735392
Reinhard looks a lot like Krantz from Brave Frontier
>Both knights
>Both red hair
>Both white robes
>Both large swords
>Both royal bloods
Wait how did they-
>>697735392
I wanna see this fite
>>697735596
Pipe was meant for focus originally. See you.
>>697735191
I've always been that way, communication isn't the easiest for me.
I would probably have a job if I didn't have such a fear of direct communication. Maybe it's tied to my isolated childhood, but I have never had many friends. I've had about 10 friends total whom I've ever hung out with consistently. And those mostly from 10-15.
I have a lot of issues when it comes to interaction with other peopl.
>>697735359
>Didnt deny cutie.
Progress!
>>697734952
>16 hours straight of soccer, hockey, and generic running
Fucking casuals, try browsing 22 hours a day
Claimed. The best waifu of all
>>697735392
>fat fuck
You call pure muscle because you're so self conscious about your own 400 lbs of lard you try to shift around sitting in your ultra wide reinforced chair while you chew Doritos and guzzle mountain dew in front of your PC posting unironically in waifu threads.
>getting cucked by another Rem
>Does nothing about it
Cuck
Time Square high noon tomorrow like Mcree (the other Rem) suggested. I actually have a life unlike you and can't make room in my schedule to end you today. Fag.
>>697735771
>Your waifu, like others in a way, doesn't exist
Holy shit, I just realized that the lead technician at my job right now looks a lot like Chris Pratt.
>How the fuck didn't I figure this out 7 hours ago when we started working?
>>697736108
>Tl;dr
asdasdasd kys
>>697735191
>the third phase is to invent continual external threats so that the frightened livestock cling to the protection of the farmers
Oh fuck.
>>697735641
It's actually you from high school. Your mom gave it to me last night after I fucked her and then we laughed about how much of a fucking loser you are.
>>697735641
Yep they're pretty similar. Besides they're too much over powered in their respective universe.
I gotta work tomorrow so I'm sleeping now. Be seeing you guys tomorrow, especially you >>697736108 Time Square 12:00 PM otherwise u r gay
>>697736384
fuck him
fuck him NOW
>>697736411
yea, its pretty serious.
its why i don't care for wars or school shootings anymore
Jesus fuckin christ post your waifus and shut the fuck up you bunch of summer fag degenerates.
>>697736493
I'd venture a guess that you don't go around telling people to fuck their mothers when you don't have a screen to hide behind, or that if you do the majority of people let it go because you're fifteen years old. If everything you've said is true, you might be an intelligent individual. If you think that grants you worth, or makes your opinion valuable to anybody but you, you're wrong.
>>697736508
Night
>>697736508
See you there you massive fucking homo.
RagingRedRocket signing off.
>>697736384
>Rattles
>>697736657
no u
>>697736604
You know, I said to my father a couple weeks ago, "if the economy has to be always growing, won't it implode someday?". It always bugged me because I thought that if it was always growing, eventually the laws of physics would cause it's destruction, both metaphorically and literally.
>>697736725
>22 and I speak my mind
>everyone's too intimidated to try fuck with me.
>>697737023
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level
>>697736985
>>697736985
>Does the same apply to the universe?
>>697730973
>>697731113
>>697731323
>>697731608
>>697732120
>>697732487
>>697732863
>>697733824
>>697734077
>>697735211
>>697735641
>>697736725
>>697736508
>>697737215
Claiming best girl
>>697735859
I'm still trying to get adjusted and such, I'm not gunna catch that!
>Not cute!
Well, goodnight guys. I'm going to bed now.
See you guys tomorrow.
>>697736985
yea... the economy can grow forever as they print more money off.
what cant grow is our patience as a society.
we saw it in germany.
if a country's currency is inflated too much the society takes harm, and thus gets angry, causing members of the community to want a revolution.
in germany it was the act of a different ruler who helped the economy though means people didn't know at the time.
though i think some time in the next 200 years, either the russian, english, or american government will be destroyed by the community and thus forcing the country into anarchy.
dont get your hopes up though as its just a hypothesis
>>697737390
Not now.
>>697737462
Night
>>697737462
YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION
>>697737462
Goodnight.
>>697737404
Xtra cute forgetful cutie!
>Pressing the S key since its the ! key on mobile.
>Dear god I have forgotten computers!
>>697737521
LOL every single time i come here just to say one thing and i get shit on by every fucking rem faggot seasonal bitch. fuck rem and fuck everyone who likes rem.
>>697737215
Nice insult. Where's you get it? The reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight store?
>>697737651
I am not cute!
>Rip Mizore
>Press S to pay respects
>>697737811
I agree, Rem is always a fucking bitch. And everyone who 'claims' her is constantly getting cucked.
Don't shoot yourself on a toilet, let's unionise and shit on all the Rems.
>>697737462
night.
may your dream be ever
FUCKED UP
i mean peaceful
>>697738314
You want a kiss cutie?~
>>697738544
Perv~
>Not! Cute!
>Just realized I need to go to the DMV and change my address
>Also need to change my address everywhere else
>This is gunna fucking suck
I'm back just finished watching some anime
>>697738821
Cute
>Come back after an hour thread isn't 404'd yet
Man that thread is slow right now feels wierd not having Iowa here today either
>>697738821
That wasnt a no~
>Cutie
>Rip, have fun with that.
>>697739012
Am not!
>>697739107
Peeeeeerv!
>Reeee!
>Just give me the bleach now
>>697738544
>>697738821
I bonered
>>697739107
>>697739212
Mega bonner
>>697739212
>Suki da
So you like being called cute or do you like me? :^)
>2 years of learning moon runes payed off
>>697739212
You like it~
>Cutreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>I'll give you something else to drink~
>>697739411
Stop reading the moonrunes dammit! That's cheating!
>>697739618
Do not!
>I swear to god Mizore!
>....drain unclogger?
>>697739753
>Reading moon runes is cheating
There's the tsun now
Cute!
>>697739912(You)
>>697739753(You)
>>697739618(You)
I might die there might be a ghost and it might be fucking with me
>attic door opened
>phone turned on
>am scared
>>697739753
Tsun says they dont, but really do~
>Yes, you can swear to god, he's the only one thats going to hear us~
>Something a bit more...at hand~
>>697739912
I am not tsun either!
>>697740144
Wat
>>697740233
But I really don't!
>.....
>Dish soap?
>Holy fuck the threads died off real fast
>>697740486
You don't like my teasing? Awww.
>I tried.
>>697740486
>Not tsun
Then let's see how you react to this
>Kiss
>>697730846
Is Kim possible claimed? I claim KP
What do you guys do besides claim waifus? (Sorry don't want to read great wall of text rn to figure out myself).
Help newfag to waifu out pls
>>697741010
Is Kim possible claimed? I claim KP
What do you guys do besides claim waifus? (Sorry don't want to read great wall of text rn to figure out myself).
Help newfag to waifu out pls
*fixed
>>697740769
Well, I mean.... uhhhh
>>697740892
E-EHHHHHH?!
>>697741010
Pretty much just chat it up. It's incredibly slow right now for some reason though.
>>697735641
I had 3 sports carnivals in 2 days, back when I was healthy.
>school field sports day
>local field hockey league
>school walking marathon
Oh boy did I love those days.
>>697741136
Find someone to chat with
Chat
Find more stuff to chat about
Socialise
Be merry
>>697741136
just talk about stuff
>>697741141
That's the react I expected cute tsun :^)
>>697741141
Kissing others I see
>
>>697741372
Man Rory, I'm fucking hype. I should be getting the beast today!
>>697741681
I-I'm not tsun! Don't just randomly do something like that!
>>697741776
That wasn't me doing it! Saber just took me by surprise is all!
>>697741928
No ill just stay here...
>And watch...
How many (you)'s can i get on this reply?
>>697741928
You rn
>
>>697741928
Hehe~
I know Rin so I know tsun when I see it. Or should I test again?~
>>697742239
I need you to post all of your gifs while I can view them.
>>697741141
>>697741372
>>697741626
Lol ok. You guys seem like a nice break from the madness here. I guess I'll need to stock up on waifu pics if imma fit in in any way.
I'll be poking around
