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>>697723306
more cream pies
Whoa. This is really interesting.
https://drmarkgriffiths.wordpress.com/2012/11/05/dead-creature-feature-a-brief-look-at-necrobestiality/
"Aggrawal also reported the case of 20-year old Bryan Hathaway from Superior, Wisconsin (USA) who in 2006 was arrested for having sex with a dead deer. Hathaway’s case is arguably the most notorious case of necrobestiality in recent times as the case was reported by the worldwide mass media. The case also raised lots of legal, moral and ethical questions over whether a dead animal was really an animal.
Hathaway was charged with ‘sexual gratification with an animal’, but his legal team argued that the deer carcass wasn’t an animal and that the legal statutes do not prohibit an individual from having sex with a carcass. One of Hathaway’s legal team, Fredric Anderson, said that “If you try to include corpses in the category of ‘animals’, then ‘you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results”. For instance, would the picked-over skeletal remains of a dead animal still meet the definition of an animal? Mr. Anderson said that if the carcass was defined as an animal, it would therefore be illegal to have sex with frozen meat or a roast turkey. The state prosecutor James Broughner argued that a deer carcass was still an animal because in Hathaway’s own personal statement he had admitted to having sexual relations with a ‘dead deer’ indicating that Hathaway still thought of it as an animal. He also added that pet owners still call their deceased pets animals after death. In March 2007, Hathaway was given probation rather than a prison sentence However, it was then revealed that Hathaway was given a 9-month prison sentence for killing a horse so that he could have sex with it."
So. I really wonder if it's legal to fuck a dead deer.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>697723481
Not now, I'm researching how to make alcohol blowtorches
>>697723874
That sounds pretty fucking cool, too, so I'll leave you to it.
>>697723481
sounds like something dash would do
>>697724059
You fuckin' know it, boi.
Nah, but really, I'm just curious about this. I don't know if I actually would, but the legality of it is what really interests me. From my understanding, it's illegal to fuck a live deer in my state, but is completely legal if it's dead. Kek, laws are so fucking retarded.
>>697723481
The Singaporean penal code specifically defines animal as a "living non-human creature".
The statute also makes a reference outlawing sex with animals, but it makes no reference to sex with dead animals.
I wouldn't even need a lawyer. I can represent myself if ever charged with necrobeast.
>>697724333
Fascinating. That is absolutely amazing. Fuckin' A.
>>697724333
Though I'm more like to be rekt for infringing the un-freedom of speech law the moment I make my opening statement.
>>697724333
What's it like in Singapore?
It's pretty developed in the human index and other areas so I know it's nice from that point of view.
>>697725059
I just mentioned an un-freedom of speech law.
Also, all the statistics are padded to hell.
Our population figure is over 5 million but the truth is only about half of those 5 million people are Singaporean.
The truth is everything fucking sucks unless you are a foreigner, because the govt sucks foreign dick.
So ... from my understanding, if I were to be driving and hit a deer and kill it (there are some where I live), I could put it in my truck, take it home, and fuck it, and would be within the law. That blows my fucking mind.
I love you, Gorsha.
>>697726005
Hey Filenames, how are you?
>>697725417
Being in possession of a deer is probably illegal here.
Being in possession of a truck is outright illegal. You have to rent those.
>>697725366
Yeah I was just reading about how Singapore leads most countries in terms of low corruption and what not, but has freedom or speech problems.
Here in Canada we don't have freedom of speech problems but we have problems, for one the obscenity laws are so ambiguous it causes problems with importing things like comics, especily anything anime.
Luckily I don't like loli.
>>697726045
Tired as hell, you?
Using a multimeter I figured that ethyl alcohol burns at 55C at the base of the fire.
Once the alcohol boils over, it goes nuts and the fire intensifies. I read a temp of 240C, but I think that was just the insulation on the temp probe burning.
>>697726063
>Being in possession of a truck is outright illegal. You have to rent those.
The more I read this, the stupider it gets. Are you fucking serious? I'm not joking when I say that about 60% of vehicles here are pickup trucks.
>>697726215
Same. But I don't feel like sleeping because I'm trying to figure out the legality of necrozoophilia for scientific purposes. Apparently, it's illegal to fuck a live deer here, but it's totally okay if it's dead.
>>697726178
I don't know what the import laws are because I have no reason to give a fuck.
What I can say is that there are some weeaboo stores here that sell your typical anime weeb stuff like vocaloid games and plush toys. I saw a cop patrolling one once. Maybe he was just poking around for clues on a recent theft or whatever but who knows, maybe he was looking out for sales of sex toys as well.
Though I don't think sex toys are illegal, though my gut feeling says it is. I have a friend who owns one and bought it from a store, local.
You want to know the biggest problem about here?
>>697725917
>>697726473
No, it's illegal to own any motor vehicles of any kind.
You have to rent those, and the rent goes as far as 10 years. After that you either re-rent it for close to the entire cost of the vehicle, or you scrap it.
You know what else is illegal? Living as a male past the age of 20.
>>697722738
Artist?
>>697726473
You can fuck it if it's dead, but if it's alive, it's auto assumed that it's not consent and you're raping someone.
>>697726797
You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking because, all things considered, I would totally believe you if you were.
DuckTits, woo!
>>697726958
That's ridiculous. I'm not going to go on a rant about zoophilia and consent right now, but god damn some laws are retarded.
>>697726974
I never lie when it comes to describing how shit this country is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Certificate_of_Entitlement
>>697727166
>implying laws have to make sense
If they did, the field of politics wouldn't be dominated by law and business degree holders, and instead by engineers and scientists.
Mathematics counts as a science imo, but a very weird science.
>>697727170
... Holy fucking shit, dude.
>>697726581
Sex toys are perfectly legal here as long as nothing looks like a child.
So no loli here but like I said last time we talked we can legaly own and drive tanks as long as you drive it on the roads or on private property or with permission on property.
>>697727166
For a while in the U.S., more states consented to beastiality being legal (20+ states) and only 4 states accepted gay marriage.
>>697727379
And now you know the truth.
Help spread it like butter wildfire, so people don't get the impression that the USSR is some vibrant island of peace and prosperity.
>>697727428
>I say, monsieur, that fleshlight looks a lot like a petit fille's 'je ne sais quoi'!
>>697727361
That's a valid point. But as someone who likes to consider himself logical, some things like that just baffle me.
>>697727519
Yeah, Shark Belly Guy mentioned that earlier. It's so fucking retarded.
>>697727613
I sure will.
>>697726797
So what they kill you on your 20th birthday?
>>697727738
Yes, but not directly.
And the PC term for it is 'conscription'.
me irl tbh
>>697727163
Hey DuckTits, how's it going?
Requesting lesbo stuff
>>697727715
You can be a furry, just not gay.
>>697728048
This isn't a g/fur thread, sorry.
>>697728155
What about a gay furry?
>>697727613
It can be that dumb, the CBSA has almost absolute athority I'm the obscenity law area, they see a drawing that they personaly don't like they can arrest you for it, some of the stupidest law stories here involved non porn graphic pictures that where anime and as such the CBSA agent thought was child porn when it wasn't.
I don't mind the obscenity laws but they really need to be revised and given more detail.
>>697728096
I'm doing wonderful!
>>697728187
Gross.
>>697722791
>>697723618
At least that faggot with a sword stopped posting
>>697727967
Oh so just mandatory militery service?
>>697728286
Good to hear.
>>697728317
Gerald? I'm sure he'll show up again soon enough.
>>697728096
Do you have the artist for this one?
>>697728474
Skidd.
>>697728096
>not listening to her stomach
He's missing out
You hear that? It sounds like a parade of... Spideys?
>>697728532
Thanks fam
>>697728555
I quite like the sound of a beating heart personally. But bellies are alright.
>>697728627
No problem.
>>697728317
No Gerald was here the last few threads and he will be back at some point.
>>697728700
I turned my trap friend into a sudo belly fetishist I can do the same to you dash!
>>697728266
A lot of laws should be given the same treatment here.
Article 14 of The Consititution paragraph 1 says all citizens reserve freedom of speech and expression
Paragraph 2 which is just 4 lines below it gives an exception which can be manipulated to mean literally fucking anything.
I can't link you to the actual statute because the link is long as hell. Google it and you should land in statutes.agc.gov.sg.
I'm tired of falling asleep in the bathtub.
>>697728969
... So in effect the gov't can brag its ass off about having laws guaranteeing freedom of speech, but they NEVER brag about the exceptions, which covers fucking everything.
>>697727170
why tho?
>>697728958
I've always liked nice bellies. I've just never really listened to them before, aside from my doggo's that one time. But I don't think I'll ever be into vore.
>>697729168
Because the govt can farm gold and xp off greedy materialistic citizens who want to own cars.
Also just because they can <TM>. It's a mark, a symbol of the absolute despotism that exists here.
>>697729347
Testament. That's the word I was looking for.
Testament.
>>697729275
Oh yeah no you won't ever like vore nor would I try, I can't turn people into voraraphiles.
But enjoying bellies can be in a non vore way, I liked listening to bellies when I was little before I started likeing vore.
It's also really relaxing and comfy.
>>697729566
It does seem quite nice. Maybe I'll have the opportunity to do it someday.
On the bright side, zoo vore is always legal!
>>697730239
Fuck yeah, I love steak.
>>697730289
Import of steak is also illegal.
>>697730002
If you ever do take it, you will enjoy it, hell I would probably let you listen to mine just to show you.
>>697730373
Of course it is.
>>697730384
Nah, I mean in real life. I want to lay my head on someone's belly and fall asleep.
>>697730636
I love doing that, bellies are best pillows.
>>697730863
Yes, they are. Especially stronk ones, like from bear mode grills. Nice and firm, but still with enough fat to make it soft and comfortable.
Speaking of sleeping, I'm tired as fuck, so I'm going to head to bed. Night, guys.
>>697731169
G'night dash
Well now I'm in a belly mood so I'm going to go fap, will still be lurking the thread but won't post.
If you could press a button and kill either A. Everyone in this thread. or B. Everyone in the loli thread. Which would you press? Which would help earth more. You can't press both.
>>697731673
itt
>>697731673
I would press a girls belly button
give me that gorsha plz!@!!!
>>697736552
That's crisis
She eats people
>>697737977
I'm aware.
is eating cum canniabalism
>>697738248
And I want to fuck that croc.
>>697738248
>>697726215
Anally or oral? Blue / lick green oral.
>>697738324
no
>>697738701
Fuck you too, Spiderman. You're the bitchiest of all Marvel superheroes.
>>697738088
It's my favoright aspect of her
>>697738904
when did you become an expert on eating cum
>>697739582
KILL PEDOS
>>697739878
Some countries do.
nite
>>697741429
>>697723618
No you don't.
>>697739128
>>697742328
You're just salty because black cat isn't a cougar.
last image :D
>>697742851
Next thread. Will dump a comic as promised last night before 4chan got kill.
>>697742486
U wot m8
