Come on Eileen thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC1vtG3oyqg
Only post if you are far too young and clever.
ugh
What?
Would you prefer a "Come on Eisen" thread instead?
yes
nevermind i got dubs twice this is a good thread
nope
Do I have to click the link?
I'm not coming on anything.
>>697717862
It's not compulsory, but it is recommended.
>>697717749
What, you aren't clever?
i'm very young and very clever
>>697718160
I double up on cleverness to hide my advancing age.
>>697718062
Then I won't click it
who is best girl?
Dunno
>>697719069
worthless trash answer
freklz is best girl
>>697719159
wow rude
what kind of answer were you expecting?
>>697719289
>>697719327
>>697719365
You just broke that guys spirit
>>697719665
Who, freklz? He doesn't have spirit. He's as dead inside as the rest of us
>>697719159
how are you
>>697719917
No.
I actually read something incorrectly so pretend I never said anything.
>>697720106
whats she from?
Who called you here.
>>697720466
ask zac, I got them from him
she's really cute though
>>697719947
good! working on a silly shading practice piece. haven't played secret of mana much, but i will. yourself?
i called him here
>>697720591
Mad about a Sega CD.
>>697720588
I have a few more days to eat through a series before I attempt work again
What does eat through a series mean?
I am disappointed that Demonology doesn't summon more Wild Imps.
>>697720707
>>697720780
I will ask him
12:06 AM - freklz: what are qt catgirl caps from
12:07 AM - godoooo: urami koi, koi, urami koi
>>697721015
impin' ain't easy.
>>697721015
I told you locks were dull
>>697721308
thanks
I asked him on Discord, but he didn't reply because HE'S AN SHIT
>>697721542
I asked him on steam which was more successful since he is playing rimworld
I should go to bed
>>697721066
You don't talk to me on steam anymore and it makes me sad.
>>697721688
then do it
wow it updates like once every two months apparently
>>697721812
>>697721868
I tend not to talk to people unless they message me first
>>697721905
ok
>>697721973
>wow it updates like once every two months apparently
Rimworld? Well, it's in alpha
>>697721973
rim my world
goodnight friends
>>697722158
no, the manga
>>697722186
>>697722198
pls no sad
goodnight freklz
>>697722225
It's too big
>>697722331
Oh, that sucks
Nite
thread dead
>>697721391
Its just that they were focusing on the demons for the spec, and they cut out the demons you summoned. The AOE is crazy though.
well, freklz killed the thread again
He really needs to stop doing that
we can save him
>>697723275
You summon more demons in sheer volume than you did before the rework. But the issue is honestly the duration of the demons is too low and makes the spec feel clunky when you have to press Demonic empowerment everytime you summon a new batch
Resurrect it.
>>697720713
what happened?
>>697724020
The limiter switches are all fucked up and out of wack.
>>697723626
I'm best girl, not a wizard
>>697724740
Wizards don't resurrect. Clerics do that
People don't know how to rpg...
Anyone can resurrect if you've got enough gold.
>>697724867
Wizards can do whatever they want.
>>697723613
Honestly, it doesn't feel like I do. I used to get 5 to 7 imps at a time normally, now I have to spend 4 shards on Hand of Gul'dan to get those numbers. And yeah, Demonic Empowerment feels clunky, especially since its your mastery.
Destruction is fun, even if the mastery is shit. Cataclysm having a 45 sec CD is weird, though. Affliction is affliction.
Heals Druid is best class.
Hey Meow, if you see a group playing Werewolf at Gencon, I'm probably in it. Come say hi. (or anyone else, w/e)
>Heals Druid
>not majestic kobold Bard
get a load of this fag
>>697725592
That ain't gonna narrow it down much, now is it?
>>697725756
but bards don't make very good healsluts
>>697725592
>tfw can't afford to go to GenCon
hey dalaron, my mom she got me this new game
>>697725145
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/sorcererWizardSpells.htm
I don't see resurrect on this spell list
>>697725280
I haven't played demonology in any real capacity. In bgs I can maintain about 8 imps at a time unless I get good soul conduit procs, then it's 12. I have a miserable time playing destro. Affliction got a whole lot worse in terms of game play. Dev comments make it painfully clear they don't understand how people actually play affliction
>>697724161
what does that mean
>>697726220
the switches that tell the console the tray is in and out and to engage the locks are out of wack.
Don't know if I can fix them
>>697725978
You'll make it there some day~
>>697726186
Silent Image is close enough
>>697725975
Well I don't exactly hand out my info on the chans, lol. I'm.. the hot one? (ha!)
>>697725978
>tfw I usually go for free but this year I gotta pay
>>697725975
Maybe your loserfag team should avoid needing heals in the first place.
Heals pretty much never outperform damage.
>>697726186
That's because you're inept
See Univ, down low.
Acts the same as Wish
One of the possible things you can do is as follows, copied from the site you just linked.
>Revive the dead. A wish can bring a dead creature back to life by duplicating a resurrection spell.
BOOM, WIZARDS
>>697726409
what are the implications
is this your girlfriend avery?
>>697726562
Most campaigns don't run long enough for wizards to get wish
>>697726606
That it's broken
>>697726784
but like, how does that render the console unusable?
>>697726471
Been there before. It was just years ago, though.
>>697726186
Its a shame, since Locks have been one of my favorites in the last few expansions. Don't know what to main this expac.
Yes that is freklz GF
Her name is Maria Montalvo
>>697726658
Moving goalposts and entirely irrelevant.
Wizards can have capacity to resurrect.
>>697726829
Because the console doesn't know when it has the tray in to raise the entire drive up, drive the laser toward the inner part of the CD. It just spits it out over and over.
>>697726476
Good thing I don't have a clown fetish or this would be confusing
Cute~ if I see you around I'll be sure to introduce myself awkwardly :3
>>697726562
That's what I say, but then they run headfirst into dragons, so what'reyagonnado
>>697726984
It's my first time going~
why is his dick black
>>697726984
Dev no shit says that UA stacking wasn't a thing. How all locks in beta played the damn spec
>>697727101
Fine wizards can resurrect. I'd just be too miserly to burn a 9th level spell slot to do it
>>697727119
oh i see. that's horrid. i'm so very sorry.
Wizards are wizards and that's that.
>>697727594
And the problem is, all of these old model 1s need this maintenance. No way to get around not taking it apart.
>>697727220
This is why my Kobold Bard has the ability to teleport home to her own dragon master at will. FUCK THIS I'M OUT.
>>697727415
That is why I don't trust other people to be wizards
>>697727986
If a party member dies around me when I'm playing wizard it's either
A. Their own damn fault
B. I wanted them to die
C. Their death was apart of the keikaku
>>697727220
.... but i am the clown tho
Only clerics, witches, and shamans get resurrection. They're all pretty fucking expensive l, just get a druid to reincarnate you or take a cleric who isn't shit to Breath of Life you. This is why I almost exclusively play travel domain clerics.
>>697727220
Was fun.
>>697727342
Its brown from all the poop covering it.
>>697727415
May go back to the shammy, been my class on and off since vanilla.
>>697728307
MEOW.
>>697727986
I was tempted to let them die when they decided to engage the dragon. But then I remembered, treasure
>>697728307
me!
>>697728408
oh, you're such a clown~
>>697728573
?soup
>>697728651
hoooooooi
>>697728752
meow meow.
i'm sleepy tho
>>697728379
Usually it's all 3, but I resurrect them anyway
Often after removing the burden of some of their gold. Service fees and all, you understand.
>>697728564
As stated above, Wizards can use Wish and shit which can resurrect in a pinch.
It's not about what is more efficient, but what is possible.
>>697728651
My Kobold was saving up to build a church in the middle of a big city dedicated to her dragon patron.
She was an absolute skill monkey and her performance rolls were abnormally high, considering I roll nat 1s in combat constantly.
I miss my little Dragon Singer
>>697728573
I might actually not main warlock. It'll be the first time in my 11 years of playing wow where I don't play a lock. Looking into dk, druid, monk, shaman and priest
>>697729024
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy always sleepy >:C
>>697728708
Hunnibuns is sad.
>>697729352
why?!
>>697717176
Good song.
Shame that it's being used for a thread like this.
>>697729444
My sincerest apologies
>>697729064
Our Halfling Rogue had the worst performance rolls. And intimidation rolls. And persuasion.
God I'm gonna miss him. I'm the only Chaotic one left
>>697729314
Sleepy and gay, welcome to my life
>>697729280
DKs are always fun. Not a fan of how they changed Boomkins. Shadow is literally the only thing about Priests I like. Everything else about them bores me.
>>697729609
pshhhhh lame!
how you doing though?
>>697729553
I'm just old and bitter in my young age, instead of being young and clever in my old age.
Don't think anything of it.
>>697729064
They can definitely bring someone back to life just with wish, and most wizards could even cast resurrection as their wish if they really wanted to, I guess.
>>697729423
His cat was dying last I talked to him. He's been silent all evening.
>>697730064
fuck...
>>697729804
Not bad~ One more day of work until I go to the US, but things happened today and I ended up having to work pretty late.
>>697730064
;~; Poor kitty
>>697729609
At least skill checks are often survivable.
In our house rules,
If you roll a nat 1 with a ranged weapon when firing into melee your ally has to pass a reflex check to not get hit.
If you roll a nat 1 not firing into melee, you drop your weapon
In one fight I managed to kill my ally's pet alligator by rolling like 4-5 natural 1s in a row for hit, then rolling near max damage each time.
The next fight, I dropped my bow off a cliff. Went down, picked it up. Rolled 1. Dropped my bow again. Picked it up. Rolled a 2.
I don't think I managed to get a single shot off that fight and all I needed was like a 6.
>>697729854
I'm young at heart
>>697729888
Exactly. Thus, a wizard could resurrect a dead gfur thread.
>>697729064
In a 5e, 5 man campaign I convinced our barbarian to run in and distract a group of ogres and that I'd watch his back. He runs in, my turn I cast hold person on him knowing he'll fail it 8 out of 10 times and won't break out of it. He gets mauled to pieces in 2 turns but the rest of us made it past. We can't rez him because too expensive for how mangled he was
>>697729624
Monk or shaman is probably gonna be my main. I'll level my lock to 110 and will probably just pvp and legacy dungeon runs
>>697730228
why you coming here?
>>697730268
These threads have been dead for years. You'd need miracle or true resurrection to bring it back.
>>697730315
Now that's just cruel
My characters tend towards Good, but even the Neutral ones have some sort of honour/personal system.
The only flat out evil one was a necromantic Cleric who had a skeleton companion. She disguised him as a "really ill, thin man" and I managed to roll a 19 or 20 every time I had to do a disguise check.
Simone the Totally Not Evil Cleric and Mr Skeltal were fantastic. Although it was obvious to all the players, the characters never found out she was a backstabbing chain-murderer.
>>697730771
I am a miracle.
Did someone say they needed a miracle? Well, here I am.
oh hi nefel
>>697730268
My DM does that with melee attacks, but oddly not ranged. I mean, to be fair, he's pretty new even to D&D. He's getting the hang of adding flavour with 1s- that Owlbear had a bad time when it rolled a 1 while charging me and landed in our campfire.
Or the time everyone's missed attacks kept hitting an ornate, fragile shrine. Right in front of that god's worshiper.
>>697730555
GenCon!
>>697730315
What do you think of the Demon Hunter?
>>697730162
>>697730228
The cat was old, its not surprising. I just wish hunnibuns would let me help him.
>>697720713
Sega cd is the shit.
The only to survive the abortion?
>>697731174
Yeah but I can't get my model 1 working.
I guess Ill never have my tower of power.
>>697731152
whats that
>>697731162
yeah he should let at least you in the comfort him
The only one to come back from the dead twice. Even Christ only managed that trick once.
>>697731134
Wait, is that what you meant when you asked who best girl is?
My bad
>>697731152
In melee, we usually just drop weapon. Picking it up again is an AOO.
My group doesn't want to penalize a 1 too much, considering my luck is so bad that it's now referred to as "Pitou Luck" and everyone starts declaring me contagious whenever they have bad luck.
>>697731639
i have been asking people this for two actual full blooded days
Oh of course it was Nefel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_RrDi-lXc
watch this
bbl
>>697731726
Serious? Did they misunderstand too or were they just being obnoxious?
>>697731971
it was mostly that no one bothered acknowledging my inquiry
bbl for real
Okay I gotta sleep for real
>>697731404
It's a convention mostly focused on board games. Should be good times~
>>697731639
Gotta have that comic relief character, whether it's intentional or not :3
>>697732114
Well, that's why I made the Bard. The specific racial Bard type I was using, a pathfinder thing called a Dragon Herald, can take 10 on Diplomacy and Intimidate checks - even in combat.
Made Blistering Invective beautifully cancerous to use.
>>697732084
Oh. Whoops
>>697732114
oh how fun~ wheres this being held?
I never put skill into bluff, but I don't think I've ever failed a bluff check in a game for whatever reason. Notable ones were convincing the chieftan I was DEFINITELY an orc after enlarging myself as a gnome, or convincing the cultists I was a Cultist infiltrating my deity's church
>>697731593
His biography said he's trying for a second.
>>697730923
It's not cruel. It's expected of Illusionist wizards to be conniving
>>697731162
Not sure. I don't think I'll play one until after the hype around them dies down a bit
>>697732457
Yeah, but he hasn't gotten around to it yet. I think he might have given up.
>>697732550
That's not conniving, that's downright evil.
>>697732457
My bluff checks have all been either absolutely massive or so bad that a naive child wouldn't believe it.
My favourite one was my Kobold standing on a Goblin's shoulders and wearing a coat pretending to be a person.
>>697732419
Indiana.
>>697732550
From what I've heard, they sound dull.
Dom, is that supposed to be a knockoff of Everything is Terrible or TV Carnage?
>>697732968
cool beans :3c
hey ima go meow see ya~
>>697733431
~
>>697733496
Katten.
>>697733613
nini~
>>697733788
See ya round.
>>697732914
I typically go travel/charm or travel/strength cleric. The former is pretty neat because it gets scaling DC Charm Person as a swift. The most ridiculous thing I did in any game was in the middle of fighting a BBEG, I had no swift actions left but to use it, and said 'fuck it, might as well.' DM yelled out 'Shit' and I was now BFFs with the BBEG. Told him I would heal him. Willing Hold Person was my standard.
>>697733895
Travel is a great domain
I had one that was luck/chaos, I think it was. Both have a touch ability that makes an enemy/ally get two d20s and they pick the worst/best one. She had like half a dozen or more of those each, on top of her spells.
I made all of her spells touch spells and roleplayed it as her hugging people. Enemies, allies. Anyone who could be physically hugged would get hugged.
Good times.
>>697732914
I karma houdini'd my way through the entire campaign. By the end only me and the Cleric survived. Our bard I didn't dick him, his own greed got him murderfucked my some sort of devil or yugoloth. I really liked that bard. Our fighter heroically sacrificed himself by in part of me separating him from the rest of the party via a wall of force. The cleric became had the macguffin needed to stop the big bad and wouldn't let my character near it so I needed her alive. In all reality I was probably the greater of the two evils between me and the bbeg
>>697732968
They just look so damn simplistic
>>697734466
I went sacred fist luck/chaos and things got REALLY silly, if impractical. Would use touch of chaos, and keep it loaded up. Get into melee, and chaos punch the energy lethal, then non-lethal punch the fighter, give him bit of luck with domain strike as a swift.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089
>>697735113
Enemy*
I go, to sleep. Goodnight, fags.
>>697734739
Yeah, and from the sound of it, it was intentional. A shame.
>>697735605
night
Okay, so my cleric had 9 of those each
So 18 touch spells per day, plus her spells per day
>>697734739
Yeah I've never gone that far.
My Kobold was pretty adept at avoiding my friends evil shit, just because there's some nice bullshittery you can pull with Kobolds.
>>697735113
Okay that actually sounds pretty fun.
The cleric's limitation was the people I played with weren't great, so she ended up being stuck as a healbitch a lot of the time and never got to fully explore the sheer hugmonster she could be.
My favorite early game hack without getting too cheesy for caster clerics is to spell focus enchantment and grab extend spell at lvl 3. High DC command/murderous command that lasts two rounds per cast at low level is fun, and you'd probably take at least extend later anyways.
>>697735690
I earned a reputation at the table for essentially being evil magic batman. After that campaign, every new campaign was in a low magic setting. Despite 5e's attempt at class balance, wizards are still ridiculous
>this pic is 21 years old
>>697736421
Pretty much how it is
First few levels are brutality dominated. Everything after 10 is typically caster dominated.
Best campaigns are around 4-8 for me.
>>697736421
Once every campaign, I always like to cast Shatter onto a material component pouch and watch as the DM/Wizard struggle to figure out what to do with a still living but very useless caster. After that, they just eschew materials or bring a few to battle on every one you encounter
>>697736645
In 5e Druids are busted 2-8. A competent druid warps party dynamics to such a ridiculous degree in that level range.
The least satisfying campaign I've played was one that reached 20. The best was one that ended at 11
>>697737438
It gets to be too save-or-suck, heals become worthless.
>>697738177
>>697737249
How many resort to using crossbows like a dirty peasant?
>>697737892
Healing is worthless starting at level 3 in that edition. Healing spells scale far too poorly but I'm sure that's entirely intentional. But you are right on saves. Almost every offensive spell past 2nd level is a save spell.
TOO LARGE
>>697738418
>one layer
>>697738604
one layer of what
>>697738604
>>697738384
One turned out to be dipped into alchemist, and proceeded to sling bombs at me in rage I think was the worst result so far.
>>697738705
drew everything on the same plane
>>697738803
why do you throw vagine at me
>>697736516
I like that artist's drawings, bd?
>>697738895
What's wrong with that
>>697739041
It's already full of snakes.
>>697738943
BearDog/Bob Drake
>>697739041
nothing inherently, but it's far more difficult to effectively paint digitally when limited to one layer. it leaves one prone to mudding around and can tend to make the picture look flat.
>>697739164
Oh that's right, but yeah good stuff. He did a lot of drawings in the 90's, it's nice he posted them
>>697738895
submit to the vagin
>>697739243
fashion for me a vagine, that i may become the little girl
Well I'm headed to bed. Later all
>>697738868
Too impulsive. Should've waited 3 sessions later to enact his plan to kill you
>>697739323
You don't want to be a little girl. You want to be a big strong man
>>697739416
>>697739323
what if you were the little girl all along
>>697739509
*Tickles you*
>>697739220
yeah he has a cool drawing style
>>697739617
then i am a freakish, horrid little girl, and i deserve mockery
>>697739636
My friend is having his baby next Tuesday.
Give Eric my congratulations!
/joke
Eric is my baby.
>>697739705
>then i am a freakish, horrid little girl, and i deserve mockery
It's okay
One day you'll be Best Girl like me
>>697739766
isn't that how tickling usually goes
>>697740635
this will NEVER happen
I know.
>>697740687
That looked like the face of someone being killed.
>>697740753
yes, how tickling usually goes
Tickling is the WORST
>>697741138
you're a glutton for punishment.
this thread gave me cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXEQCZg4Nns
>>697742928
then take aids.
>>697742928
Good, now you can die happy
>>697743769
what's that you fucking harpy?
>>697744469
You heard me, peasant
Thread dead baby, thread dead.
>>697745656
yes
>>697745879
How you been mate?
We all go a little mad sometimes.
>>697745966
been okay.
Just tired of working. Need to sell some stuff. Same shit.
>>697746056
it's time for a fire sale!!
Or find new places to advertise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=280yPTyei0U
>>697746304
Yeah, I guess.
>>697746497
Have like a presidential sale or somthing.
>>697746561
I don't think there's any holidays coming up or anything.
August 15th is Victory in Japan Day.
>>697746934
Eat your broccoli!
>>697747361
I like broccoli.
>>697746634
>>697746934
That's a great way to celebrate japanese console!
>>697747438
good, now boil it and scarf it down.
>>697747620
I'd rather steam it.
>>697747734
You'll take it like I give it, broccoli slut!
>>697747959
Is that so?
