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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
>>697704275
yuno claimed
pic related
I'll claim her everyday
Fuck you i was gonna get final image
>>697704075
who first?
>>697704202
Neighbor is a crack head. that easy enough?
>jenny claim
>>697704275
claimed
still here
Arakawa Under The Bridge is pretty not good.
Claiming
>>697704755
>>697704780
Bummer, sorry second Tomo.
>>697704705
Nothing's stopping you.
Claimed
>>697704345
Hey bae!
>>697704385
So, how are you?
>>697704705
Should be, do you have any concrete? And how much bleach do you have?
Doll claimed.
>>697703666
>Satan confirms the truth
Yup the red hair.
It's too late in general now, I've got to part 2... 'FINALLY, hope you die in a shithole Gascoigne', did he record me during my first playthrough I wonder. Oh yeah Maria's basically Lord Palpatine and there's a medieval market in the dream now ok?
>>697703815
Oh well that's good at least.
A necessary evil for now...
claimed
Can anyone even compete?
clmd
>>697704202
Oh gee lewd fran heh cute I am alright how are you??
>>697704973
I'm doing lovely, just lovely. Sitting in a hotel room getting drunk to forget how much I hate the way my life has turned over the past few months.
So pretty great? How about you?
>>697704755
>>697704385
>>697704345
You did this just to piss off the guys from the last thread, didn't you?
>>697704917
already done it. see
>>697704898
>>697704973
don't have any concrete mix. i have about a litre of bleach under my sink though.
>>697705114
>frog ass
>>697705114
I feel....things.... for the frog...
Why lust after 2D girls when you can bathe in God's love?
>>697704917
it will be fine
>>697704275
Subaru is a faggot? :(
>>697705155
Lewd game already? Sweet
>>697705316
Yeah, I saw when I closed the other thread.
>>697705390
Because I believe in Buddha
>>697705407
Hopefully you roll trips.
>>697705454
Subaru is a massive faggot for denying Rem
still alive
>>697705454
Toyota deserves to die many times for denying Rem for pic related
>>697705608
unfortunately
>>697705553
so someone saw it. nice
>>697705454
yes
>>697703815
It's the devil's curse.
>>697703826
Remember when that was made, who made it is the question.
>>697703953
Filled my trips quota for the month. No problem.
>>697705064
>Meme status confirmed.
Oh there's more than that, really helps though.
Oh for Christ sake there's a part 2? Nah man, this is not ok. None of this is ok.
>>697705553
rolling i guess
>>697705808
exactly
>>697705162
A bit bleh, but I'll be fine in the morning
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>>697705188
Rory?
>>697705316
You may want to get some, casting some around dismembered body bits and dumping them is a good way to hide them. The bleach is to be mixed with the blood
Llywelyn The Fiery claimed.
>>697704275
mandatory cc claim
QOTT:
whats everyone got planned for halloween?
>>697705973
Yes?
>>697706083
Nothing, I hope.
>>697705973
>8 new posts
Oh no are you not feeling good, doctor rikka is on the job
>>697706083
>cc
>literally the most generic waifu you could pic
>MAH MYSTERIOUS WAIFU
>SO MANY SECRETS THO
>>697705973
so i bleach away the blood, and concrete to hide the body?
>>697706083
might just watch some horror flicks and do nothing. no one in my town celebrates Halloween.
>>697705808
I should make a rule where last image is allowed to be nude
>>697705942
Once more, good luck.
>>697706083
I'm going as Goku, because fuck it.
>>697706342
explain this japanese eyepatch thing to me
is this just a fashion thing, or what?
>>697706286
oh shiro you still here
I have returned, with McNuggies
>>697706201
Was the picture-less post yours?
>>697706083
Nothing yet. It's not for a while
>>697706342
Just a small stomachache, I'll he fine
>>697706396
Yes, also don't forget to drain the blood out and soak the body in bleach!
>>697706546
Already claimed >>697704345 back off thief. Yuno the thread rules.
>>697706546
Yuno's been claimed already, unless that was you up there. Roll trips, and give the candy.
>>697706667
>Rules
>/b/
I'll let it slide since you're new here
>>697706446
last spin
>>697706620
My posts:
>>697704385
>>697705188
(forgot to add a picture to this one :P)
>>697706201
Akiko claimed
So, yeah
There's a new one
https://youtu.be/R3YKIRJ-xz4
>>697706667
He doesn't care about the thread enough to care about the rules.
>>697706533
Yep, why?
>>697706730
>Hundreds of Rems before
>Nobody bats and eye
>Fake yuno comes before me
>Everyone loses their autism
???????????????????????????????
Said it hundred of times, fuck yo autism rules
>>697706667
>>697706730
nope this>>697706546 is og yuno get the fuck out fake yuno
>>697705841
>Here's the 21 airhorn salute
That's definitely true.
The fucker got kicked out of his house by his stepmom so he won't be doing a part 3 fuuuuck. I need closure damn it.
'thinking of a name to call her with,
“Doll would be fine,”', Ay I got it right!
>>697706083
I'll probably end up at someone's Halloween party, no idea yet though.
>>697706546
How many good boy points did they cost?
>>697706620
what will soaking the body do if i'm gonna put the limbs in concrete?
>>697706446
add it now
>>697706905
ayy
>>697706546
You best share them bae!
>>697706835
Oh, well. What all has happened over the past few months that you hate, if you want to talk about it
>>697706905
Woot
>>697706774
>Global rules exist
>Board rules exist
>Thread rules exist
Claim
>>697706913
just wondering hadnt spoken to you in a while
>>697707052
fake yuno please leave
>>697706959
Shouldnt you be killing animals and fucking their corpse?
>>697706963
None! I bought them meself
>>697707052
FUCK
YO
RULES
NYAKKUH
>Ricers hanging out in parking lot thinking they're cool
>Corvette drives past them
>doesn't rev
That was the most disappointing thing I've seen in a long time
>Ran claim
What's up
>claimed
>>697707031
Yeah, at this point I feel I should mention that while those are indeed me, I'm not the rory from the other thread, I just opened the thread with a bunch of posts of popular waifus to cut off people's favorite choices. Rory included.
The drinking myself to death in a hotel bit was true though.
At least I can say I have the scariest waifu on the thread.
I'm still lurking ... and on another note, Lucioball totally blows and is a carbon copy of rocket league, but without the fun
>>697706798
Maybe next time
>>697706923
Rem is considered seasonal for an odd reason
>>697706959
I agree, but claim is claim sadly
>>697707006
>Last image can be lewd/nude
>>697704647
until what?
>>697707295
>that baby hand
Also
>not roberta
>>697707199
what are you turning on me? im defending you
>>697706392
>MYSTERIOUS
> SECRETS
the only things unknown are her real name and her age.
but those don't really matter to me as her personality is the appeal
>b-but she doesnt have one
no, she does have a personality, its just a real personality so people cant staple a name on it such as tsundere or deredere.
this is what makes her seem real as she does things that are understandable based on her past.
>>697706286
why?
>>697706396
fair enough.
may i ask why you wont by sweets for yourself, they will all be cheaper due to the occasion.
>>697706446
you don't make the rules, i do.
and so do dubs.
goku huh, noice.
>>697706620
hope you think of something in time.
>>697706963
>someone's Halloween party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXfv2nJ6WT4
USURPER!
>>697707188
Fake? She was fairly claimed, but he rules of your own thread.
Your reaction almost makes it sound like this isn't really a waifu claiming thread as much as it is an RP thread were you put on the face of a favorite anime character and shoot the breeze with other equally pretentious weebs.
>>697707371
Unless there's another series of re zero, yes shes seasonal
>>697707498
Think I'm helpless nigga?
Oh hell naw
>>697707188
Ah, that is true. You up to anything?
>>697707220
Watching Arakawa Under The Bridge, being disappointed by Arakawa Under The Bridge. You?
>>697707295
I'd have to disagree, but I've never watched Black Lagoon.
>>697707516
I don't like doing things.
>>697707498
Shes not wrong. Youre certainly that type.
>>697706959
>>697706546
he grabbed yuno first in thread, makes him the OG now
>>697707516
i don't know where you come from, but sweets end up getting more expensive over here during Halloween.
>>697707006
It'll make it harder to get any DNA off it if it is discovered
>>697707289
Oh shit
Are you ok anon?
>>697707516
I have nearly 3 months to plan
>>697707621
>>697707606
Which is the real one? Which do I shoot?
>>697707621
just defending my friends unless you are going against me with the animal killing comment?
>>697707624
no just listening to halo 3 soundtrack hbu
>>697707606
Because we got fine tastes I'll let you in a secret
Don't take this thread seriously, the rules are fuck all but for autism "quality" when in reality this is nothing but another circlejerk with people posting as their waifus
>You missed out on the yuno army few months ago
>>697707831
Who are you again?
>>697707840
I bet fran cheated on ALL of her medical exams. Shes probably not even a real doctor.
>>697707624
Guild Wars 2 and 30 Rock. How come you aren't liking it?
>>697707840
I'm the real Yuno!
>>697707911
Watching Arakawa Under The Bridge, being disappointed by Arakawa Under The Bridge.
>>697707911
Ay, whatver fucked up fetishes you do in your spare time is on yo ass, just dont go bring that shit here
Sure it's /b/ but it's not OLD /b/, niggas cant handle that shit
Oh and dont get near my dog...
>>697707988
It's just dull and doesn't grab my attention at all. Probably going to drop it soon.
>>697706083
Probably nothing. Might buy some candy and say I'll pass it out but in reality just eat it.
>>697706963
Damn straight it is, the list goes on and on.
Don't know how to feel about that. In one instances I find it hilarious, but in the other that sucks to hear. Oh well world may never know now. Kek, if that hadn't been the name then his whole train of thought would of been skewered
>>697707220
Going through a Louis C.K binge, how about you?
>>697707840
So let me get this right
>kill
>dismember
>bleach limbs
>put in concrete
is that right?
>>697707918
>Don't take this thread seriously, the rules are fuck all but for autism "quality" when in reality this is nothing but another circlejerk with people posting as their waifus
Holy shit. Sincere respect here anon.
>>697707840
>>697707831
>>697708143
>>697708007
Okay, this is me backing off. He's the real Yuno, and I respect that he's man enough to admit he knows what this thread is. Waifu troll, signing out.
Peace.
Holo claimed
>>697708156
I recommend Death Parade :D
>>697708162
I go through those every now and then, always a good time. Just some Gw2 and 30 rock
>>697708018
thats to bad whats wrong with it
>that pic
>>697708143
I thought you would understand also I think you have heard wrong I only like seeing women crush small animals killing animals is not the fetish just try to look past the judgment i could link you one if you want to see how harmless it is
>>697707976
Well, she wasn't formally educated
>>697708219
Yes, and be sure to dump them in a river, lake, or ocean after you are done
>>697708280
Oh, goodbye
>>697707391
>(2)
>>697708546
That.... dosen't make it any less fucked up
>>697708280
Bye anon.
This one.
>>697707840
Okay? Yeah, sure. My unborn child died two months ago due to complications in pregnancy resulting from a car crash. Her resulting depression and my anger from blaming myself led to our marriage breaking apart, and I got kicked out of my own house two weeks ago. Now the best thing I have to do with my night is wander around 4chan and drink Jack Daniels.
So yeah, pretty swell. How about you?
>>697708629
>>697708725
N-... No... You don't say goodbye to the trolls... Jesus christ people...
>>697708546
How did you become so autistic
Saber claim still playing league editiom
>>697708686
please dont look at it like the masses the animals are expendable ones only i promise here
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph569c87454169e
>>697708748
oh shit man, saw you in the ohter thread
pic related is you right?
>>697707624
fair enough, wanna do nothing together?
>>697707839
bristol, england.
they are more expensive throughout the year as they are often handmade so when its halloween i buy a fuck ton
>>697707840
that you do, use it wisely.
>>697708162
that's what i do.
its fun lying to the locals.
>>697708907
why is that autistic what are you talking about
>>697708963
I ain't clicking that shit nigga, I said keep your fucked fetishes to yourself and you won't recieve ebullying since you can't handle meaningless insults from literalwhos
>>697704275
Claiming best girl
voice of an angel claimed.
>>697708546
It's just so suffocatingly dull and doesn't grab my attention at all.
>>697708545
Doesn't interest me.
>nothing interests me anymore
>>697708963
Son, come on. You know better than this.
>>697708748
Shit man, I dont think I can help you man.
I wish the best for you though
>>697708868
But how else are they supposed to know we love them?
>>697709065
Well, I'll be in a dorm then in my first year of college, so I have no idea really
>>697708748
Jesus, anon, what are you even doing here in this circlejerk?
>>697709424
YOU CAN HELP ME BU ANSWERING THE FUCKING QUESTION I KEEP ASKING, HOW ARE YOU DOING, ANON???
This is the most autistic shit I've ever seen, virginity is a hell of a drug huh weaboos?
>>697708748
too real for this thread
also mercy claimed
>>697708629
Aright, got it. guess i better go get some concrete then.
>>697709065
most things over here are ordered from factories and shit. Your quite lucky to have stuff get cheaper on days like that.
>>697708963
I came
>off to kill a crackhead. bye
>>697709155
but we are friends yuno
>>697709339
thats to bad time to watch shiros anime again then lol
>>697709383
dont penalize me for something i cannot change
>>697709065
Sure.
>>697709572
lol. Keep trolling.
>>697708963
>Crush porn
I know you want to be dominated, but jesus Christ man! What the fuck?!
>>697709528
I'm fine, just a bit sick today
>>697709613
Hey mercy
>>697709664
Go get him Jenny!
>>697707199
You absolute madman.
>>697707218
>>697707220
Yo you guys.
>>697707309
Well, never heard of it, but I'll be extra sure to avoid it now.
>>697707516
>That channel name
Beautiful. Also, gonna save that band for later.
Hey, if there's free sweets anywhere I'd call that a party.
>>697708162
That's for you to hold in your heart.
There is absolutely no build up, it starts out as a literal walk through of the game up until Vicar Amelia, and then for some reason the Doll wants his dick. 10/10.
I teally want him to finish this, he's put in so many plot devices I have to see them develop into the piles of shit they're meant to be.
>>697708631
Kek
>>697708909
Go get em
>>697709668
Friends is a little subjective here
I'm here, how's everyone?
This is why I can't have nice things
>>697709836
I don't need good boy points anymore, I'm a big boi!!
>>697709892
I just ate some mcnuggies
>>697709339
>thats kinda sad
>>697709836
What's up, how ya doing?
>>697709836
Hi you
>>697709892
I'm well, how are you, not Lucina?
>>697709756
you guys think I came out of the whom and said I want this fetish and this fetish and this fetish.... blame my less than fabulous father and the people I grew up with
>>697709847
no you are my friend I can tell
>>697709916
>Aussies
>Having nice things
The only thing you have is big ass snakes, crocs and spiders with healthbars
Saber claimed
>>697709960
>i'm a sad man
>>697709756
I'm not mercy you cunt, my name is Dennis, I was just claiming the fucking best waifu in the thread. Not everyone in these threads is a samefag autist who always posts the same girl to engage in your senior center social.
My yfoo. no stealing
>>697710012
You consider me a friend*
>>697710196
IZ DAT SHHHICKEN WIFF TOO SIDES?????
Here again peopels asuha claimed
>>697709677
No, it's not trolling, if you can't see how sad and cringe worthy this stuff is, you are a shut in who has no hope of losing your virginity
>>697709424
guessing your in the age range of 16-24
am i right?
>>697709664
oh, i didn't know that.
thank you for educating me in this aspect of life.
>>697709672
...
well this is meaningless
>>697708545
Agreed, sometimes there's skits and jokes I didn't even notice. Sounds pretty good man, nice night.
>>697709065
Best part is that there's no guilt in there, as it should be really. Might as well pick up some cheap candy when you can ya know.
>>697708963
Where did it all go wrong.
>>697709836
Until I make it to that 2D Heaven.
This is the most absurd piece of literature (If you can call it that) I've ever been inclined to follow. Kek, there's always the obligatory attraction. How long ago was it made?
>>697708748
>>697708966
Holy shit...
>>697709944
You were supposed to share bae!
>>697709916
The real one?
>>697710012
Well, what ever gets your rocks off...
>>697710121
Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else
Nice to meet you!
>>697710339
18
>>697710339
I agree.
>>697710327
She cute, where she from?
>>697710340
Hownuareu
>>697710333
Aww....
But it's fun to troll. Especially whenever it makes no sense!
>>697710514
She's from Qualidea code
>>697710210
I take what I can get I have throw away friends the things I talk to irl in classless and public whom i use for entertainment. my few skype friends who I am true friends with. My one irl friend and the friends I have made on the thread its a bonus I get to call you yuno ive never lost a "true friend" and you are in that web now ive never lost a true friend and dont plan on it
>>697710092
>me too. sad sad man...
>>697710442
I want to see him live before I die.
>>697710500
Heh, is this how you people avoid trolls, just relentlessly be nice to them until they get bored and wander off?
I have come to enlighten you all.
>>697710803
at least crop out the watermark
>>697704275
THE BLACK KNIGHT CLAIMED.
>>697710995
Enlighten everyone on reality?
>>697710760
>Al Qaeda
MUH TOWER
MUH FREEDEMS
MUH OIL
>>697710767
Nigga I'm just another nigga from the internet, I'd focus on your irl friend if I were you
I may not be here forever, dont get attached to internet people, you never know when they'll disappear without a trace or a word
>>697710803
Basically
Or claim they are getting you off, then they leave and feel a little violated
>>697710995
Should we open our ears?
Or is that joke a bit corny?
>>697709944
Hooooo boy I want some McDonald's right now.
The new operators in rainbow six siege are prettty dope.
How's everyone doing tonight?
Also Checkem^^^^^
>>697711061
Jesus christ, I'm geuinely sorry! I got that off google, didn't realize I was dragging in shit on my heels. Sorry...
the REAL waifu right here bitches, just finished it like 3 minutes ago
>>697709944
I'm a real boy now mama!
>>697709960
Doing great now I'm reading this cringefic, how about you?
>>697710004
Hey, how you doin?
>>697710442
Then you can unleash it all.
I think you can call it that, because it truly is something. It takes a source material, and quite literally says fuck you. Like, maybe if he stuck to the tone to the game, and maybe fuckin followed it's narrative, he might have gotten somewhere. Pt 2 was made in early May 2016 I think.
>>697711073
Will fight for your love regardless of fleshwounds 10/10
>>697711308
NIGGA IZ WE SOULMATES?
>>697710803
That image is cool, and strangely appropriate given the topic of discussion. Could do without the watermark tho.
>>697711275
Rest in Pepperonis muh religion
>>697711275
Aw, you're no fun anymore bae!
>>697711316
Fail
>>697711457
No we are!
This thread is gay
>>697711454
*LOUD ARMORED SILENCE*
GAH
Back from an unexpected internet cut out
>>697711457
I took your candy, that mean nothing?
>>697711457
I thought that was determined a LOOONG time ago.
>but yes, WE IZ SOULMATES
>>697711275
well friends until that happens then would hate for you to become an ex friend I hate ex friends
>>697710442
i don't get why i don't feel guilty after lying to locals.
maybe because i view them as robots instead of human beings and often lie to websites to obtain what i need (most often pretending to be someone else to get vid's and pics, but sometimes pretending someone else is me so i don't get bothered)
but yea, gotta get it while i can.
>>697710500
lucky you, any younger and the mods may have banned you.
may i ask what kind of mindset you have?
as this will determine how i talk to you from this point on i recommend you be honest as it can prevent me from offending you without trying.
>>697710505
i wonder why that had no meaning.
>>697711737
so is every thing to some degree
>>697711454
30 rock and the witcher! im assuming cringey stories?
>>697711335
It's not a big deal
Everyone just crops out ifunny watermarks
>>697711454
nothing out of the ordinary, you?
>>697711737
How is it gay if it's about guys going for girls?
>>697711919
Not much has meaning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>697712160
>ifunny not that big of a deal.
anon, you don't understand
>>697712203
They are cartoon characters
>>697711668
ABRACADABRA
>
>>697711827
HAH you got tricked!
>>697711834
AYYYYY NIGGA IM A HAPPY NIGGA
>>697711886
You'll come to hate me eventually.
>>697712459
Yeah, they are cartoon females. It's heterosexual, not homo.
>>697711944
Oo witcher. Need to play that. Yeah while I was looking for art I found some fanfic of my waifu, it's so bad it's good.
>>697712160
Nothing new here except ^
>>697712649
They aren't females, they're cartoons. They are not people.
>>697711919
Well, nothing really offends me.
The short version of me is that I live in Wisconsin, but was born in Tennessee. I'm a fairly smart guy, I use to be somewhat of a teachers pet when I was in grade school. I'm going to college for Biomedical Engineering at MSOE. I'm gay, but single. Aside for lurking here and anime, I like tabletop games like Dungeons and dragons or Magic the Gathering, reading, hiking, and white water kayaking. I currently work at a Chinese restaurant, but I have to quit since I'm moving to Milwaukee later this month. I like melodic folk, acustic punk, and occasionally bluegrass music.
Not sure why I'm typing this all out, but why not?
Fran
>>697713072
So how is it gay? They aren't going for the same gender.
