Civ Thread
Each side gets 3 huts, 3 men, a woman and a well. Left side gets a donkey. Right side gets a sheep.
Dubs decide
>>697703779
The side with the sheep, develops a religon.
We'll call them Muslims
>>697703779
Cut down trees.
Left captures and rapes women on right
>>697703972
roll
>>697704020
>>697703972
reroll
>>697703972
roll
Left builds a wall, built by Mexicans
thankyouOP
I've missed these
uhh... ummmm... how about right side cuts down trees to build a bridge and steal trees from the damn leftys
>>697704342
Reroll
that didn't work soooo. left builds a catapult to launch donkey
>>697703779
donkey fucks sheep makes babies
>>697704342
Rerolllllllll
Right side sodomizes sheep and develops muslim religion.
>>697703779
mfgd
ummmmmm. right has orgy +population?
left builds farm
>>697704342
roll
Cross river and kidnap woman from right side.
>>697704342
reroll
all the men gangbang the women
>>697704870
I'd roll for that
>>697703972
rolling
>>697704993
reroll
>>697704342
duckroll
>>697705044
winrar
Build dam to flood right sheep fuckers.
>>697705044
we have a winner
>>697704633
left side become whites
Left starts a farm and has fire.
people on left chop trees down and build spears
I'll choose the side with the donkey. With a donkey, transporting materials easier. This allows me to build housing and other neccescities faster, leading to obtaining weapons faster and caputing the sheep and the woman for future purposes.
Left chops down a tree and uses said tree to begin to construct a giant leg
God Emperor trumps arrives in a glorious golden chariot with snow white stallions on the left side
Left side kidnaps and rapes right sides women, leaving her pregnant
Left begins to dig for iron
>>697705044
All women are gangbanged. Population increases next turn
>>697705244
winrar
>>697705401
reroll
Cut out women's vaginas and put them in the donkey and sheeps vagina so it doesn't count as fucking animals as much.
>>697706033
Questionable winrar
>>697705244
Left chops down trees and giant leg begins construction.
>>697705244
Giant leg begins construction.
>>697706384
Left side kidnaps and rapes the woman from the left side
Right builds a wall out of sticks across the river.
>>697706033
All animals now possess female vaginas. Beastality no longer technically exists.
Left uses seeds/saplings from cut down trees and replants them
left develops christianity and starts a crusade
the town elder speaks for the sheep
the sheep orders them to build a wood wall around them for future protection
sheepahu akbar
Right side becomes Communist under their new leader, Vermin Surpreme.
>>697706657
roll
>>697706698
roll
>>697706384
Camel jockeys level forest to build triremes
Left scraps all but one house for resources, giving them wood and metal
Quads for full communism
>>697706576
Human female vaginas.
The people can now have half human half donkey or sheep offspring.
>>697706657
rull
>>697706888
FUCK
instal zen
>>697706888
Holy shit close
Left side gets a gift (curse) from God they get internet and computers, and all men become /b/tards
>>697706888
i say
>>697706888
now you only get half communism
>>697706698
reroll
>>697706576
right side is found to be harboring a horrible mutant used to release sexual frusturation.. left side wants in on mutant fucking
>>697706576
I fucking kek'd at the little flesh color on the animals
Discover Scientology
>>697707077
this game is getting fucked, fast
Trees are planted both sides and right side builds quarry while left murders half the population and displays them on long wooden pikes
Left scraps down all but one house for resources, giving them wood and metal
>>697707202
roll
>>697707269
Roll
>>697706888
Left becomes communist.
Right side fucks the sheep, chops down some trees to build a bridge to facilitate trade (i.e. buy the donkey so they can breed diverse half-humans)
Right becomes Capitalist
>>697707459
Roll
Did anyone notice that the human women no longer have vaginas? How can either side further create progeny?
>>697707505
re roll
>>697707077
WinRAR
They fuck the animals and they give bird the animal-humans
>>697707459
RAWL
>>697707566
yeaa winrar
Dubs and sacrafice the sheep to satan in excange for a crate of asian children
Right side is destroyed by fire. Left side is flooded. One guy and the donkey with female,vagina live.
>>697707623
reroll
>>697707077
Right side has a caged mutant. Left side prepares to take mutant by force. War is on the horizon.
>>697707755
winrar?
>>697707755
thats no fucking fun
>>697707823
Am autist and forgot file.
>>697707755
FUCK OFF STOP RUINING IT
>>697707755
Make it so god/ op.
Right side rapes child girl and older female to repopulate quicker and build an army of sheep fuckers to take over the donkey and fuck it as well
>>697707755
You need trips to end the game.
Muslims commence raids on the communists and steal one of their men, and rape him.
>>697707755
well that was fun
/thread
>>697708101
Game isn't over we have survivors
>>697707755
fucking kill yourself
Quarry built, continued construction on giant leg with stone.
>>697707922
OP here. This guy used dubs to counter his dubs. Game continues.
>>697707922
>>697707755
DUBS CANCEL OUT DUBS
>>697707887
both sides put aside differences in new found love of missy elliott
>>697708082
Roll
left side uses wooden leg as a bridge to cross the river to kill/fuck the muslims.
>>697707887
The females succeed in a short rebellion to reclaim their vaginas.
>>697708276
1 off re
>>697708344
>>697708377
winrar
>>697708295
left side male haz "west side story" type deal with sheep from right
Left side taps dat ass
>>697708344
What's with all these fucked up winrars
Wait wouldn't both villages start in a communist state as per actual Marxism? No one has factories or private property, there are no divisions of labor. Apologies for redundant roll comrades
>>697707887
Instead of war, they send each of their young males to duel. Winner takes the animal of the other side.
Anyway, wtf is that rectangle on the left?
>>697708377
nice bro
also i like this
>>697708565
>>697708665
Rolllll
elephants appear on both sides, ones on the left interbreed with ppl
>>697708344
>>697708377
Women retake their vaginas and right side population increases.
>>697708665
re, rectangle is a foot
left side find society of wolfmen to join thier ranks in hope of waging war to gain that sweet mutant ass
One of them males in the right commits sucide because of the female rebellion
Both sides discover anal sex
The Communists Build a wall against those filthy musilms.
>>697708896
Muslims make one small bomb
Come on OP, don't be a faggot
>>697708896
The communist dictator of Left suddenly turns into the Incredible Hulk. Left now has a Hulk.
>>697708988
winrar
>>697708665
Roll
End game and delete thread and never post here again.
Right side has an explosive mishap when trying to use one of the females as a suicide bomber to attack the north and consequently loses 1 hut, 1 male, and 1 female
A Niger is born on the left side
>>697709058
roll
>>697709116
>>697708896
The God of Man Kind, Putin shows the Lefts the proper way of life.
River floods destroying 2 houses and killing my last digit on this post number of humans.
>>697708910
Construction on giant leg completes.
>>697709037
Roll
>>697709144
winrar
>>697709116
reroll
>>697709142
roll
>>697709144
nigger steals sheep from right
>>697709196
Reroll
>>697708896
Muslims open a trading post that sells food and other edibles and begin their own currency system... their trading post will be called "Allahu Snackbar"
>>697709142
Roll
>>697709144
A nigger is born on the left side.
>>697709215
commies use the leg as a bridge to invade the other side
left side erects a statue of trump
>>697709376
Roll
>>697709376
Re-Rool for that
In a non- bestiality related incident, all the houses burn down.
>>697708988
Winrar
>>697709444
>>697709466
Winrars
>>697709142
rool
Left develops space flight, uses foot to travel to a new habitable planet.
>>697709414
commies a nigger giant leg and animal pussi
things are really starting to heat up
jesus is decent. kill all right leaving one muslim man and woman
>>697709414
the nigger fucks the donkey
Nugger is God's child and ushers in christanity
>>697709414
mutant escapes and releases his own sexual frusturation, 1 male fatality, 1 mutant child.
escapes right side, becomes normal part of soceity on left side, not knowing his mutant child is being raised by muslims.
>>697709500
The left use leg as makeshift house
commies crusade
>>697709683
roll for plot
Left side discovers gunpowder. Research on guns and cannons begin.
>>697708896
is it to late to remove kebab from left side, gas the niggersand drown the jewish reptile babys in the blood of their mothers whilst extensivley posting #racewarnow
would like that to happen
>>697709683
one more try
build quarry on left side and build pool on right.
>>697709683
roll
>>697709444
Alluh snack bar opens. Muslims get rich and fill treasure chest with gold.
>>697709741
rolling
A prophet appears on right side, fulling the development of bomb vest for all men
spiderman visits left side.
has an awkward moment with donkey he used to date and leaves
The commies make a make-shift Bomb
>>697709776
rerolling for that
Nigger on left side hangs himself off the communist flag.
>>697709893
Right side buys off the nigger as they're own personal slave
A strange cloud rolls over the left side turning everyone into niggers. The males become female and the females become males. They also lose the ability to stand on two legs and now much resort to using their arms for support. They also develop the ability to swim extremely well against strong currents.
The communist accidentally build a nuke and fire it at the US
vampire outbreak on right side.
fatalities ensue but mutant saves day
>>697709893
nigga gets the gold, builds a golden chain with it.
also brings back one woman who he pimps
>>697709893
commies use leg as a catapult, flings nigger over river to steal theys golds
>>697710091
roll
monkey flings poo
>>697710122
winraw
>>697710122
winrar!
The the nigger become ultimate giga nigga
>>697703972
Kek
>>697710131
Roll
>>697710131
rolling for this
>>697710122
actually a nigger daydream. in reality gets fat and first case of diabetez
right side eats mutant, grows to twice the size of normal muz
The nigga Unites both side, and leads in a golden age for 1000years, population quadruples but then the nigger gets assassinated by Corvo Attano
mutant grows ponytail and starts teaching yoga
>>697710532
The Nigga is black jesus christ. Rollin for that!
>>697710532
reroll
>>697710122
Nigga steals right side's gold and pimps himself out. A vagina nigger is attracted and suddenly appears.
on left someone discovers plastic surgery and breast augmates the shit out them bitches and the donk
>>697710532
rolling
muslims start lifting
>>697710532
roll
right side steals niggers and makes zoo
>>697710717
a volcano erupts and river turns into lava.
>>697710532
rolll
>>697710850
Re-Re-Roll
>>697710532
Reroll
>>697703779
Muslims build a nigger cock shrine
left side practices satanism, satan visits and is pretty cool guy
Dubs again
>>697711054
Roll on This
>>697711054
Rollerino
Muslims build a university to increase tech level
>>697710532
>>697711054
This
sharks
>>697710532
Roll
>>697711077
winwar
Let's do one more dubs
>>697711054
Get dubs
>>697710966
Volcano erupts. River now flows with lava.
>>697710717
left side uses donkey to till farmland and forces the niggers to farm food for the community
>>697710717
commies start growing weed
sharks with frickin lazer beams on dey heads
>>697711255
Winrar
>>697711244
How about one more
>>697711294
rull
>>697711317
reroll
>>697711077
nice
him and mutant date
a random sandnigger blows up
>>697711054
>>697711255
Muslims build cock shrine
Commies build a geothermal plant to harness the volcano power. Their riches increase.
>>697709500
>>697710177
>>697710966
>>697711077
>>697711377
>>697711377
>>697711355
Too many dubs
>>697711259
sheep falls in the lava river
>>697711317
Roll, but after consuming too much weed they become socialists
left side practices archery with satan
>>697711577
A random sand nigger suddenly bursts into flames
>>697711748
>>697711589
where is satan op
>>697711589
Muslims trade gold for bombs, use cock shrine to cross river, and Allahu Akbar other village to get their stolen gold back
>>697711589
muslims must sacrifice their most precious belonging to stop lava, The sheep
Burn another sand nig
>>697711867
Roll for this
wololo a muslim slu
necrophilia sweeps nation
>>697711791
a commie decides to piss on the muslim penis
left side invents flight, uses it to steal cock shrine
>>697712035
nigrophilia sweeps nation
>>697712090
rullio
>>697711867
Roll for this
>>697711793
Left side summons satan. He shows up and turns out to be pretty chill.
both sides start woshiping cock shrine
satan is missing apparently. missing posters
>>697712144
>Great idea Thread
>>697712144
Fuck your dubs. If this is dubs, this is cancelled and you go with this instead >>697711867
>>697712090
>>697712144
winrar
>>697712174
nigga sells his soul to satan. in return the cock shrine becomes his actual cock
>>697712174
donkey falls in the well and dies, intoxicating the commie's water supply
right starts a jihad against the left for stealing the nigger cock statue
>>697712350
dubs have spoken
>>697712174
A group of white women establish themselves in the south, niggers and muslims fight to breed them
>>697712393
satan and mutant have a big wedding, invite everyone from both sides.
peace ensues
>>697712174
muslims turn into mudslimes.
>>697712144
Left side invents flight and steals right sides cock shrine.
>>697703779
The men look like niggers. Better kill them all.
> both civs
> women kill the niggers
>>697712532
Just cut the hole cock out
>>697712532
fixed it niggers
>>697712532
muslims replace women with sheep permanently
>>697712500
What kind of world have we created.
deconstruct one hut to build another giant leg, assemble peices had so far inculding cock srine
>>697712500
/thread
a new tribe appears with future tech
Nigger find white women and breed them
>>697712532
Giant clitorous attacks both villages killing all but 3
>>697712500
That's too fucking hard for me to draw
>>697712719
finish giant cock man statue
>>697712500
bomb goes off at wedding
damn muslims
>>697709500
Can the houses burn down now since the river is lava?
>>697712532
one muslim man discovers that the wells are connected. he uses them to infiltrate the other side and steal their plane. he crashes it against the giant leg shouting ALLAHU ACKBAR
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>>697712840
:( but dubs..
right side makes small radical group code named ISIS to take back cock by force and terror
