NYPA newfag.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
NYPA newfag.
Obviously your ex is that landwhale in the center
Whalefucker, do you need assistance?
>>697696804
Yup. Easy fuck and she had money too
>>697696581
sad. your sad. sorry anon, time to move on.
You mean that fucking mountain front and center?
>>697696581
one of those is your ex, and you're mad about it?
one of those dumped you?
god damn anon. how about you go to the gym instead of being a butthurt little bitch? you must be really fucking haggard.
>>697696581
How did you fuck her? How
>>697697153
Fat folds
Op here
To the fag that said I was mad, I wasn't. I broke up with her after I came inside her about 4 times in one day and I took some money from her too. I ain't even mad
>>697696581
You disgust me op, hace some pride for fucks sake. Stop fucking nasty sows
>>697697129
Stick to Tumblr. That's where your word actually means something
>>697697335
this is really pathetic and disgusting
get some self esteem anon. go to the gym
>>697697335
How do you look into your eyes in the mirror? Not over the money either.
>>697697508
Found the triggered overweight feminist land whale!
I think OP is the real loser here for dating that whale
Are the squirt guns filled with melted butter?
>>697697683
Oh my sides
how about a strawpoll about OP?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901446
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901446
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901446
>>697697335
This sounds exactly like something someone mad would say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0
>>697697770
LOL SUPER LAND WHALE FEMINIST TRIGGERED
>>697697926
time to go to the gym fatty, it's nobody's problem but your own
>>697697335
You sound like a nigger.
>>697696581
Dam op
>>697698038
You should be telling my ex that! LOL
>>697697335
I believe that you stole money from her, but I refuse to believe that anyone put their dick in that
how big of a loser are you really, gross dude
Def OP is a nig
>>697696581
OP is the true edge lord
can't move on in a relationship so he asks strangers to bully some random person
The two on the right look pretty dry must of used the one in the middle as a ham beast shield. Also captcha was pick all images with cookies lol
>>697696926
So you're saying you're fat as fuck
not a nigger am BLACK
>>697696581
Jesus christ how desperate were you?
>>697698363
Fag, this is 4chan. Go stick to your Tumblr gay shit and complain about how there are more than 2 genders
>>697696581
>OP is hung up on some fat girl
wow eew
Your ex has friends and you're on /b/.
>>697698565
more edge
>>697698194
The elusive whalecow has been spotted!
>>697698565
>implying 4chan isn't like 80% trap and sissy threads
/b/ is gayer than tumblr you fatty fucking dipshit
>>697696866
plebs not noticing a golden super trooper reference, but don't you worry /b/rother
>>697696581
Why would you ever admit to being with that thing?
Op is such a fag this is why i hate summer
>>697696581
Just screen caped this and sesena link to Francis so the whole squad can see what a candyass you are im sure they'll figure it out
>>697696581
How in hell did you get it up four times?
Money doesn't give me erections and she'd scare one off if she walked in on a wank.
>>697697335
Lying on the internet makes you look like a bitch. If what you're saying is true you still look like a bitch. You're really in a lose/lose situation here.
Hey OP are you into these type of whales? According to the polls you are
OP I hope you didn't lose your virginity to this girl.
>>697698958
there's a very real chance that this was OP's intent. He might have a beef with big girl's ex.
Big girl, since you're definitely going to see this: go to the gym and feel better
>>697698363
Haha yeah op is faggot
Here ya go
>>697699078
She ate his virginity.
>>697698958
Ha hilarious
>>697698707
If/b/ is gay, why are you here? To be a social justice warrior? This isn't tumblr. There is only 2 genders
>>697699078
Doubt he ever found her vagina, blowing your load in fat rolls doesn't count.
Man the harpoons your ex is a joke in itself /b/ doesn't have to do shit
>>697697335
Post her nudes then anon. Really wanna see that furry cunt
how did you not pass out from her stank?
>>697696581
hahahahaha thats your ex? OMG and ur not embarrassed to admit that? HAHAHA OMG luaghing so hard
>>697697482
Fuck you, at least I can get laid.
>>697698777
lol I noticed it immediately.
>>697699733
bestiality's not the answer
>>697698331
Pussy is pussy, I guess you wouldn't know since you've never seen one in person.
>>697699733
Actually OP, virginity is better. You get wizard powers too.
>>697696581
Op, you're not good enough her
That lack of trigger discipline is making me mad. What if one of them were to accidentally discharge their weapon?
>>697698625
Fag I'm just here for the lols and for /b to do it's thing
>>697699585
Lol at least I can get laid fag
>>697700191
That's what I'm talking about!
Post her nudes to prove it you dirty mud person
>>697699838
Cash and free pussy is though. If you're not gonna help gtfo the thread
>>697697335
>I'm not mad
>Just edgy for no reason.
hokay.
>>697700020
>>697700191
We got to shop her face onto one of them now
keep bragging fag
>>697699916
Keep telling yourself that.
>>697699898
>Pussy is pussy
lol no it isn't
you're fucking disgusting anon
>>697700213
No offense kid. Most men have fucked a whale in their lives, but out of sheer desperation. You don't make her your gf, and you never tell anyone about it. You should get doxxed for this just so you and other young anons learn this lesson.
>>697700213
Oh I see, you are trolling. Fair enough. Carry on.
>>697697487
this...>>697697129
lol faggit
>>697696866
Easy there Farva
Some one message this chick and ask who would do it then dox faggot op.
>>697700418
Nudes to prove shes your ex nigga
>>697697683
yup, that is snackz fucking a dead whale
>>697700418
KEK cash and free pussy. look at what you fucked!!! then you want /b/ to shame her for you. you are the only true pussy I'm aware of tonight.
>>697700519
in for doxxing
has anyone received a message back from her yet? let's ruin this faggot's life
>>697696581
How the fuck you gonna laugh at yr ex when you dated a fat fuck?
I should make fun of you, you low self esteem faggot. Why are you picking on wounded animals. Can't get a hot chick to fuck you?
Is this the new ghostbusters I've been hearing about?
>>697699898
>pussy is pussy
The slogan of a cuckold.
>>697700418
So you are dirt poor and have shit taste, plus no shame or remorse? Well, I guess it makes sense if you're a nigger.
>>697696581
I'd rather fuck a cow than that ugly land whale
>>697696581
this looks like an overwatch team pose and the middle person is roadhog with a fat ugly chick skin
>>697697770
OP is always a faggot
>>697700091
>for b to do its thing
you keep saying that, how much of a fag are you? b doesnt do a thing, it isnt a dog
>>697700213
>bragging about stealing money
>bragging about fucking some land monster I wouldn't even contemplate talking to
holy shit OP, you should see a psychiatrist.
>>697700864
once he gets doxxed /b/ will do it's thing
>>697697129
This for great justice
OP is a really smart guy. We better watch out.
>>697699238
Kek
>>697700487
Yes it is, what kind of moral whiteknight faggot are you
>>697700720
>>697701015
you see doxxing op would be better, I mean we just have to see who her ex was, and then fuck with him
>>697699585
Grow the fuck up kid and don't come back when your old enough
>>697696581
>my ex
>>697697770
Fixed it for you
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901614
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901614
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901614
new poll.
should we help or hurt OP?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901613
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901613
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901613
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901613
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901613
>>697696581
Allow me to give you a professional advice: Go fuck yourself, OP.
>>697700519
Fuck you fag. I got like 200$ from her on the last night I fucked her and never talked to her again. What have you ever gotten?
Messaging her now getting. Ready to screen cap
>>697701433
Laid
>>697696581
where is she from OP?
>>697700621
Lol she doesn't message strangers back. Good luck little bitch
>>697701378
>>697701400
hurt OP
>>697698625
Jesus Christ I laughed and dropped my tablet
>>697699733
Shit she probably has some sort of resemblance of standards... You obviously don't. If you think you have friends I bet they were all laughing at you behind your back for fucking such a blob.
>>697701433
I've been in the same relationship with a woman I respect for 2 years
I also have a job and don't need to steal money like a piece of trash
you should really look into improving yourself, OP. this is a really sad thread buddy
>>697701378
Quite the results
>>697701449
Oh please let this happen!
>>697697335
post pics of her asshole you fucking faggot
Our work is done guys
>>697701449
where is she from?
>>697701138
oldest meme known to man
>>697700666
Damn nigga that's an impressive amount of doubles
>>697701693
Boi
Not only did OP fuck that whale, but by posting this thread he's made it clear that he's butthurt that he isn't fucking her anymore.
My guess: That fat fucking whale is actually too good for OP, and he can't hit that anymore.
>>697698625
kek
>>697701693
I like that you called her "anon", anon. that's a nice touch
>>697701693
Ain't karma a bitch? Thank you, Anon!
>>697698958
Lmfao
Omg that was fucking epic
XD I wish I could upload more lol picks cuz you my friend have won the internet
>>697701739
>>>697701449 (You)
>where is she from?
Here ya go
>>697700703
Little bitch ass pussy.
>>697696581
IIOII
There. Just created an emoji...
>>697700091
Wow how old are you? 15? Go back to club penguin.
>>697696926
>easy fuck
No shit
>she had money
>implying you're poor
>>697701693
>>697696926
Does she have a tight pussy?
>>697700817
Lol that's great, keep more of these coming
>>697701893
>>697696581
i have to say: you dated one fat ugly bitch
>>697701693
nice touch
>>697696581
Girls like that give head like champions. All fucks you fucks calling her out...have you never seen a fat girl suck dick?
LIVE LIVE LIVE`
Get in here:
>>>/pol/83919017
>>697701693
Gay as fuck
>>697700091
>I'm just here for the lols
And what's givin' you the lols when everybody on /b/ tells you to fuck off, you rancid swine?
>for /b to do it's thing
It ain't /b/'s thing to do your boring shit, you poor little faggot.
>>697701841
Thanks despite it being Facebook gotta stay professional
>>697697770
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10901446
FUCK YOU. Piece of shit just gtfo the thread!
>>697701433
Apparently you're also getting BTFO in your own thread, good job OP. Have any more autistic shit to tell us?
>>697699916
hahahah at first i thought you meant keeping your virginity was better than fucking that fat peice of shit but your just a beta faggot. "you get wizard powers?" wht the fuck is that supposed to mean hahaha fuck you cuck
OP you spic fuck. you are one sad piece of shit
>>697702164
"Rancid swine" Holy fuck boys we found the king Fedorah
Threads like these that backfire on faggot OP are what keeps /b/ going
Ded thred go 2 bed
>>697702348
Sorry to correct you but op is a nigger.
Stole money
Fucks fat chicks
Has no shame
No remorse
Can someone please screen cap entire thread for me?
>>697702525
oh... being THIS NEW... wow. just... wow.
>>697702649
Nice you found public records
>>697702649
Ohhhhh fuckkkkkk
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901699
>>697701739
Sea World nigga
>>697701693
Fag wtf boi, should have asked for nudes you asshole
>>697696581
Okay so the term is thrown around more than your mountainous ex when you, 'came in her 4 times in a day', but plz kys
>>697701693
Who are you keemstar? LOL
You're reward is the landwhale.
>>697702765
Fucking lazy nigger
>>697702990
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>697702765
Kys white knight
>>697702853
its not really white knighting tho. white knighting is defending a pretty girl in the vain hope that you will win favour.
i think these guys just genuinely pity the fatty. or this is /b/, so theres always the chance they actually find it sexy.
Funny af LOL
>>697699733
i turn down girls you couldnt even approach, also im not a disgusting mexican. TRUMP 2016!!!!!!!!
>>697701433
A job, a car, a woman who cooks for me and blows me when ever I want and squirts all over my dick.
I don't need to take money from women to empower myself you fucking nigger.
>>697702807
>oh... being SUCH A FAG... wow. just... wow.
>>697703192
>white knighting is defending a pretty girl
>or this is /b/, so theres always the chance they actually find it sexy.
Well which one is it neckbeard?
>>697696581
my thing is to make fun of you, because you fucked a fat chick over some money apparently
I just received a modest raise today of 2.5%, which came out to +$2750 per annum so I'd let you do the math but all these number probably got you thinking of fat chicks again
>>697702990
>>>697701693 (You)
>Fag wtf boi, should have asked for nudes you asshole
1,000,000, keks sorry my phone screen isn't big enough to handle it
>>697702649
Lol not me try again.
>>697703192
Nah, its more punishing some beta fag for think /b/ is his personal army. Chaotic Neutral
>>697698625
>>697703101
Sorry I'm on mobile and don't know how to clreen cap whole thing as I'm on clover :/
>>697700666
Santantic trips too. Wheres the nudes op? I also would accept a video of you castrating yourself. Satanic trips demand an answer
Rip thread
>kekekekekeke i gotted her voter card leet haxxors i m anyomoose
>>697702853
yes, because 4chan is always a personal army, and when someone posts his ex we do his biding, or we are white knights because we didn't attach the female, but called out that OP is still a fag
>>697702525
ITS A MEME YOU DIP
>>697703171
>>>697702765 (You)
>Kys white knight
Obviously new. Don't waste your breath I'm already dead inside.
>>697703579
This.
>>697703420
It doesn't matter how much money you make if you spend all your time on /b/ you turbo autist.
>>697701508
Kek over 9000
>>697703352
Then what are you racist fuck?
We run every fucking state in the country let the race war began we will prevail and rape all your woman
>>697703629
>biding
>attach
>>697697335
>please make fun of my fat ex gf /b/
Fucking why? She's the one out having fun with friends (and getting some exercise). You're the fucking desperate sounding asshole.
>>697703813
sorry, i'm sleepy, and engrish is my third language
give me some slack
>>697701641
Gospel
>>697702853
This your first time on the internet kid? Calling you out for being a whiney bitch isn't white knighting. Feel the butt hurt and save what's left of your ugly ass and leave.
I bet this guy be getting all the puss in that group
Forgot to attach image to her
>>697702076
Sylvan
>>697701433
Common sense to know that you're a faggot
>>697703629
>LOL MY ex just uploaded this. /b/ do your thing.
He was asking to make fun of her, fucking retards got all defensive and contacted the landwhale like a bunch of white knights
>WE ARENT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY I GOT HER ON FB HURR DURRR ANONYMOOOSSESE
Kys.
>>697696581
so your ex is ugly and plays with squirt guns. congrats. the joke is on you summerfag. you are dating people that suck at life and you one up them by sucking at life more by trying to make fun of them yet...were exiled from that crew. you are a pathetic newfag summerfag jew and i hope you eventually realize the kys an hero is the way to go. kek...you truly are an autistic piece of work. thanks for letting me display you on a wall with the rest of the cringe pasta i find on this site.
>>697704197
we make fun of people we want, not because some kid told us
>>697696717
Someone always has to say this like it makes them seem cool and edgy. People here are free to do what they want, you don't speak for everyone on 4chan. Faggot.
>>697703484
Bingo, that's what I was thinking, OP is just some pathetic beta who is looking for his petty revenge but is getting btfo and now he's resorting to childish name calling to make himself think he is cool.
>>697696581
I'm annoyed you guys think she's gross. She's fat but she's cute AF. I'd be proud.
That's if she were cool.
>>697704348
post wall?
>>697703406
He mad
>>697704197
>>>697703629
>>LOL MY ex just uploaded this. /b/ do your thing.
>He was asking to make fun of her, fucking retards got all defensive and contacted the landwhale like a bunch of white knights
>>WE ARENT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY I GOT HER ON FB HURR DURRR ANONYMOOOSSESE
>Kys.
Jesus Christ. I sent her that shit to make it more fun. Nothing says op is a faggot more than his entire plan backfiring despite I said my fair share of insults at both sides. Fucking plebs
>>697701693
Now the normies win. I hope you're happy, fucker.
>>697702164
>m'lady
Gtfo of the thread if you don't like it
>>697705006
>>>697701693 (You)
>Now the normies win. I hope you're happy, fucker.
Hahahahahahahaha. Believe me I am
This OP might be the biggest faggot OP I've ever seen. Every comment is a new level of nonsensical butthurt. I'm beginning to realize why he had no other options but to date that enormous girl in the picture.
>>697704743
newfag if you don't own the pics of all the personal army cringe on /b/ you don't deserve to see them. lurk moar.
>>697704547
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
>>697696926
Lmao trying to justify
>>697704400
fuck off newfag.Stop using edgy like you know what it means.nypa kys
>>697704197
Kek another butt hurt beta. /b/ makes fun of who the fuck ever it chooses. OP deserved it this time.
>>697705232
i got better stuff to do in my life to go on this site 24/7 but sure
>>697701693
faggot
Perfectly highlights the death of /b/.
White knights go ape shit on poor OP instead of just letting him 404.
We might as well start posting cancer bananas and porn right now. The autism in the thread is too strong.
Just let this pathetic attempt for petty revenge by an ugly butt hurt edgelord to end.
>>697705526
Glad you speak for /b/, newfriend
OP here. I'll come clean. I am butthurt because I asked this girl out and she laughed. I'm still a virgin and I thought I could get laid by getting her some alcohol for her killer party. Turns out getting alcohol using a friend and a fake ID isn't always as simple as it sounds.
>>697705932
What anon really means is...OP WOULD NEVER GET NEAR A PUSSY LIKE THIS
>>697696926
>>697706122
While not the ambassador I am a denizen, and I have eyes to see what happened in this thread.
>>697705932
sauce?
>>697706374
mmmmm HOT
>>697702853
>mfw i talk shit to OP and don't see (you) on the list.
seriously tho bro, why bother? you're like obsessed with calling out white knights on /b/...
ever consider the fact that you are equally as gay and BBW sofa loving as OP? maybe you should also consider kysanhero.
just sayin tho. you seem like a tryhard fighting tryhards. i mean it's neet and all but...wtf? why? did you ever think about how much better off you'd be if you were a nigger?
>>697706836
>>697701693
>>697706836
kekd
Found a pic of OP with his landwhale ex
>>697706255
>bottle of luuuuube
>>697707145
Mike and Molly?
>>697696581
woah, catnip everdeen really let herself go
>>697706836
>captcha select all the faggot OP's...and only one was necessary to post
>>697697335
this is why I was happy with Hitler's euthanasia program
>>697704348
And you think what you wrote doesnt sound like the ramblings of cringy basement faggot? Got news for you.....
How can you all not tell this is b8
see
>>697703352
>>697707577
Before you say your a faggot op. Your a faggot
>>697705932
fuck off dumbass, b is random, there is no set of rules that say b needs to listen to a request for a personal army, in fact one of the rules of b is b is not your personal army...
>newfag cancer
>calling oldfags cancer
>>697702853
>white knights
I stumbled into this thread just to watch people fuck with OP. this is not white knights, this is giving the faggot just deserts for trying to flex his e-penis on fucking 4chan.
>>697697508
found the ham beast.
>>697707816
e-penis kek
>>697707704
I knew this pic looked familiar.
>>697702853
dumbass one of the oldest rules of b is b is not your personal army
>gtfo summer, b is not your PA
>>697707577
>I know you are but what am I?
A beta edgelord.
>>697707816
> flex his e-penis
>>697707756
bro shhh
>>697707816
just deserts nigga
>>697707816
lol e-penis. that takes me back to 2003.
>>697707916
This is beyond retarded
>>697708251
>>697708361
>>>697707816
>lol e-penis. that takes me back to 2003.
Sauce please.
>>697708028
jesus christ
>>697701693
>>697704127
Classic /b/ burn.
>>697708479
wut?
>>697708479
sauce ??
I said e-penis because it made me laugh and I haven't seen it around at all.
>>697708572
E-penis what is it
>>697708036
You heard it here, B is not your Pennsylvania OP you're a faggot
>>697697683
Ooh
>>697708756
an ego inflated by being online. keyboard warrior syndrome, autism, whatever you wanna call it.
>>697708036
30 year old fag detected. Fucking rules. Jesus christ. Suck my sweaty nutsack you fucking child rapist.
>>697708756
it used to be said a lot in the early 00s on the internet. its just your internet ego basically.
>>697700735
>mfw you're a virginfag and don't know what a cuck is
cancer thread
>>697709006
You're just a dinktoucher.
>>697708935
>Fucking rules
found the edgy 16 year old, does it make you feel like a rebel to break the rules and push the button to clarify that you are 18 on the front page?
>>697708892
>>697708946
Thanks guys
THE MORE YOU KNOW!
>>697700735
>pussy is pussy
>"xDD lol ur a cucold!! XD"
Please, stop using buzzwords you just seen today and crawl the fuck back into your NEET cave. Learn the definition to insults you're going to attempt to use so you don't look like a raging autist.
>>697709141
Okay then virginfag
>>697709203
Probably thinks he's a hardass when he clicks I am 18 on pork cites
>>697709345
kek, this
>>697709255
Obviously he needs to lurk before he can post. Took me 4 years before I was brave enough
>>697709345
>pork cites
>>697706255
Damn dude that's SUPER BAD OF YOU AHAHAHA
>>697709433
it quite honestly took me about four years as well to comment until I didn't sound like a fucking idiot. You get a flock of fucking retards pissing in an ocean of piss and calling it toxic; calling eachother toxic, and then nothing gets accomplished. Today was a good day.
>>697697683
kek i love this pic
>>697696926
if you feel the need to justify something its probably wrong
>>697709666
check'd
>>697704400
actually thinking NYPA is a thing on 4chan.
>>697709773
fuck yeah.
>>697702525
please leave faggot
>>697709666
Nothing ever gets accomplished here. We sit around, talk shit, do a half-hearted doxx attempt and have bit of a giggle about it.
Its what keeps me coming back.
Also
> SATANIC TRIPS!!!!!
>>697707145
Fake
>>697709666
Checked'
Today was a day where a thread like this wasnt a total shitpost
>>697710158
Yeah, I feel like threads get pruned if they are too wild and blow up now. nobody ever gets doxxed. I feel like the last important thing we did was fuck with that transgender squirrel bitch and that was literally one dude who dug everything up, called her and all. Everyone flooding here is either oldfucks lurking and waiting for something hilarious to happen like the cum spicerack or space project over again, or a bunch of newfie idiots yelling at each other and starting cuckold / faggot / tranny / mental illness threads. Haven't seen anything good in a long, long time.
>>697710164
No its not. You don't know shit.
>>697710275
It usually is a total shitpost, but the people who've been around the block more than once without training wheels knew what was going to happen when OP acted like a fuckbrain and tried being cool here as if we gave a fuck. He isn't replying because the bitch is probably writing the police report for her check she didn't get X amount of weeks ago.
>>697702990
Did you not see the picture of her naked on the beach?! Holy fuck blind boy get your niggerish eyes checked faggot. >>697697683
also dub get
Has she replied?
>>697705932
>>697704743
Pink
Floyd
The
Whale
>>697705932
kek
back to r/4chan with you
>>697702081
David Puke = cummy faggot
Your a faggot op I really hope you kill yourself and do the world a favor
