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>tfw no loving gf to cook for you
>>697636845
That's some shitty looking spaghetti anon.
>>697637115
virgin
>>697636845
>tfw
>>697637115
but it was made with love
>>697637115
And some frozen chicken or fish tendies. I wish my wife would spend 30 seconds making me supper.
>>697636845
looks more like a night in of sadness
>>697636845
i can cook better then this ...
>>697636845
mysogints!
>tfw no gf who can boil water
>>697636845
>tfw I can cook better than pretty much every girlfriend I've ever had
>tfw no needless complications to my life
who the fuck is gonna eat dat watery shiit dowg
>>697637244
But who gives a shit?
Not your stomach
>>697637265
Sounds like a you problem, not a us problem
>>697636845
i can cook better and if i was fed that slop i wouldnt have a gf for long
Pleb-tier food for no tastebud faggots
Now what you really need is to put some Cheetos on that with a can or two of pringles and douse with a healthy sprinkling of mountain dew
>>697636845
Most cunts don't know how to cook anymore. That was lost two generations ago with the second uppity temper tantrums cunts had called feminism.
We never should have let the bitches learn to read much less vote.
>>697637467
>mountain dew
>healthy
what am i reading is this what being trolled feels like
>>697636845
My gf tried to cook for me once.
I begrudgingly ate a plate of burnt beans on toast with celery dipped in peanut butter.
Then I sent her to get cooking lessons.
1 ex wife, 2 fiances and multiple girlfriends. They were all shit cooks, hence why I would rather do it myself right. Bitches are more prone to baking but dudes make way better cooks.
>>697637383
ew corn eggs and fucking i dunno
that is a shit meal and i eat fucking mustard sandwiches.
>>697637411
>>697637550
i dont care i got my (you)
>>697637417
Ah the blob of baby shit and a frozen fish fillet. My favourite.
>>697636845
My wife can only cook that kind of shit food, so I do all the cooking
My ex, who I actually left last Saturday, cooked for me once the whole year we dated. Every week it was "I'll make this one day this week". Lying bitch. 1 for 52 you fucking cunt.
>>697637417
To be honest that chicken looks on fucking point and the green-grey goo could taste good as well.
However the fact that she decided this was a good picture to put on the internet lets me doubt that
Lel, my gf comes to my house in about 20 min, and we're gonna cool together. Browser /b/ to kill some time ^^
Pic related, me & my gf
>>697636845
That's fucking disgusting
>>697638214
>tfw no hotdog searing gf
>>697637799
A gf is a needless complication keep telling yourself that faggots
>>697638119
Motherfuckin nigger faggot
Mỹ korean gf made this. Think I got a good one.
>>697638119
I would chill wid u guys
>>697637411
>Being this proud of being skilled in a womanly trade
Tell me chum, what else are you good at? Ironing and sewing pretty dresses?
>>697636845
>acquire gf a few years back
>one day she says she wants to cook for me
>fuck yeah
>show up at her place
>she made spaghetti
>fuck yeah, I love spaghetti
>serves my plate. sauce is absofuckinglutely full of mushrooms
>bitch must have put 3 or 4 cans in there
>I hate mushrooms
>try to eat it anyway cause she's a great gf and she made me spaghetti
>can't eat it
>good lord all those mushrooms just taste like dirt
>the TV fags call it earthy, but it's dirt
I don't know how to end this tale. I ended up having to tell her I can't eat mushrooms and took her out to a nice restaurant in return for her cooking me a meal.
>>697638078
Is... is it curry?
>>697638410
First actually nice looking food in the thread
>>697638629
>mushrooms
>cans
WTF?
>>697638628
>cooking
>womyn trade
gtfo faggot
>have girlfriend
>come over for "brunch"
>she's a vegetarian
>tries to make bacon for me
>is afraid to touch meat
>she just put the package in the microwave as it is
>caught fire
come on, man
>>697638629
You don't have to rinse canned mushrooms, they're thoroughly washed. If they're fresh yeah they'll have a lot of dirt
>>697638786
they come in cans too ya dingus.
I can't handle fresh mushrooms but the canned ones are horrid.
>>697638253
Is that the start of an omlette/scramble with hotdogs and onions in it?
>>697638410
now thats a good. Easy as fuck to make but good. Just need nori rice and whatever you want in the middle.
>>697636845
That is fucking vile. Does your bitch have no idea how to cook?
>>697637886
made me laugh
>>697636845
It's tinned spaghetti on top of boiled spaghetti, you can see the different pasta thickness
>>697638865
Sounds like a keeper.
Here's your (You)
Nigga cooking is men shit and you know it
Berry picking and veggie gathering is culturally what womenfolk do.
>>697638986
yes... the cunt who made this, didn't even realize you gotta fry onions and hotdogs first
>>697638410
fuck her in the ass fuck her in the ass
>>697638542
thats literally a hotdog bread with fucking bloody hemorrhoids
>>697637417
thats clearly chicken katsu curry, retards.
>>697639342
Holy shit, is that black thing a steak?!?!
>>697638628
>womanly trade
>Every to chef in the world is male
Pull the other one, m8. It's got bells on.
>>697639435
thats fucking raw
>>697637199
I'm. .a father...sooooo.....yeah.
2/10 made me reply.
>>697639388
>>697638794
>>697639628
Being this easily zozzled.
>>697637417
This is chicken Katsu. The green asshole gravy on top is actually a Japanese take on curry sauce (although I've never actually seen it look as bad as that). At least she tried.
>>697639389
american cheese is disgusting, only cheese from the netherlands, france or denmark is to good use
>>697639418
She's curious about butt stuff. But no rush. Happy with fingers atm.
>>697639096
>>697638780
Thanks guys, she puts in the effort
>>697639642
Just shit on the fucking plate
>happy B day
>>697636845
Thats going to make a terrible turd.
>>697639683
niggerdom at its finest.
My wife admits to being a terrible cook, so I do the cooking. In return, she does all the house cleaning. The only chore I really have is yard work but we pay for that to be done, so I basically get to cook then do what I want for the rest of the time.
>>697636845
Those spaghetti's look disgusting. I pass!
>>697639586
>chicken katsu curry
like anybody outside of india knows wtf that shit is. go shit on the street somewhere panjeet.
>>697639683
>come here darling, its your favourite meal, cum and shrimps, eat up
>>697639712
>>697639586
Hivemind.
She definitely needs a lesson on presentation, especially if she's going to post dishes on social media.
>>697639713
beans and toast, what is wrong here?
>>697639838
Although, now that she's pregnant I've started taking classes on childcare. I'm paranoid of doing something wrong and hurting the little shit.
>>697639870
ugh il bite, i think its japanese.
>>697639706
Then you should know better than to talk shit about any woman, especially one doing something nice for you. Virgin.
My girlfriend was born in Sicily so I get some pretty fucking bomb food made almost daily... Arancini, sfincione, fresh made pizzas, pastas, etc..
Pic related
>>697639751
if you dont impregnate her right in this fucking moment, i will come and bash your fucking head up her ass
>>697639953
the cucumber
>>697639751
Plenty of time for her to feel true disappointment in her life choices.
>>697639976
for real? I thought curry niggers were the only ones that ate curry.
anyway, it looks disgusting.
>>697639983
That shit looks raw.
>>697639846
If your nachos are doritos you have some very big problems.
>>697639846
You could save time not scissoring open the bag, ripping the top like normal, our control pouring them out instead of placing them with tongs
jesus christ
>>697638628
All the best chefs are men just like all the best tailors/seamsters are men
>>697638542
That looks like an actual shite in a sandwich
>>697639742
this is decent ham, mash potato some butter shit and a bun
>>697640027
This is what's called a garbage plate. Supposed to be amazing. google it.
>>697639846
what is this?
>recipe ples
>>697640073
That's good motivation right there.
>>697640119
its really nice. go to wagamumas if you got them or something
>>697640187
it is? fuck me
>>697640027
mama mia its the pig ol plato poopo
>>697640219
Are men the best at weeping and bleeding menstrual blood as well, in your opinion?
>>697639980
Lol christ, ham planet detected.
>>697638628
I can cook iron clean and sew, but that's mainly due to the fact I'm independent and don't still live in my mother's basement
>>697639846
>>697639846
this isnt from america
>>697640067
doesnt look terrible, bread, spaghetti and sauce
>>697638214
>ChefAng
>Badbitches
>>697640243
every dish is supposed to be amazing
they're not though
>>697639342
Canned beans boxed mac slice of american cheese on your potato torched steak da fuk
>>697637374
shame you cant spell better than that
>>697640269
her cooking looks nice though, you have caught a good one
>>697638410
I made gimbap 2days ago. Freaking delicious.
> Tfw no Korean gf.
>>697640187
It is raw fam... before was put into the oven.
>>697640027
chilli bolognese looks passable, but why is she smiling?
>>697640243
It's fucking shepherds pie done with cubed potatoes instead of mashed, and a side of what looks like macaroni salad. What is wrong with you?
>>697640067
that actually looks like fuckin good bolognese
>>697640604
looked better raw not gonna lie
>>697639846
How much shit is going on that!?
All those flavours are gonna fuck that shit up.
Looks fucked up anyway, officially worse than our deep fried mars bar...
>>697640419
Sounds like you traded a basement for a lonely bachelor suite friendo.
>>697637244
>tfw no gf that literally puts love into her cooking
>>697640587
Hey if you can make gimbap you got a huge advantage over the rest of the white population. Go find one!
>>697636845
gf made some Sriracha shrimp
>>697640629
care to try again?
>>697640696
Americunt can't see good pizza when it's floating infront of his face. Go and eat Burgers.
>>697639435
poor fella probably died
>>697639742
What are those mashed potatoes and cheesey potatoes
>>697640696
Because we don't have an actual pizza oven. Pizza cooks weird at low temps esp with farina 00
>>697638542
a literal turd sandwich
>>697640789
normal food, well done.
>>697640797
Alright, you got me.
That looks unhealthy and satisfying as fuck.
Is it a regional thing?
>>697640789
10/10
>>697640866
am actually european, so you go eat a nice bowl of beans
>>697639622
I'm pretty sure it's a Dollar Tree steak. Here's a vid for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zySGE82HY
>>697639744
you forget about english cheese. cheddar/stilton is the shit on baked stuff
>>697640369
If we needed to we'd prolly rag better than any female
>>697640789
Looks good as fuck.
>>697641063
Where from? UK? That is def. some good pizza anon showed there and you dont recognize it...
>>697641092
>steak from a dollar store
>>697640989
looks like a really cheap BBQ thrown together by drunk guys to me.
>>697641133
double dubs are right, yeah that is nice too
>>697640757
Not so lonely, not even single now but my point is I didn't depend on my mother for everything all my life and learned to take care of myself....
>>697640989
Well the only place I know where it originated is in Rochester, NY. If you google garbage plate. the restaurant shows pops up.
>>697639870
>>697639744
>Americans are so ignorant ugh!
Ever had Amish cheese? Fuck off faggot.
>>697641213
>UK
uk is not in europe anymore :^)
im from Denmark, probably doesnt know a nice pizza cuz its only turks and pakis making pizza here
>>697640789
>just slices of cucumbers
-2 points
>leaving stems on fork food
-2
>average white rice
no penalty
>6 frozen scrimps
-1
>>697640119
>american
>education
pick one, jamal
>>697641339
ofcourse i have not had amish cheese, what do i look like? a jew?
>>697639980
Aren't those..... Gold... Fish?
>>697640789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIJ0qzZjoOo
>>697636845
Soon you pathetic chump. Maybe cook for her sometime.
>>697640119
alex ill take what is india for $500
>>697641222
Checkd but this one always pisses me off when I see it. Ketchup on bananas is bad enough but don't ruin what already looks like a shit steak even further.
>>697641354
cucumbers had vinegar dressing on them
stems has nutrients
shrimps were frozen, but who gives a fuck.
>>697641553
Well if you want a perfect score and you get your butt hurt over it, there has to be a fuck in you to give
>>697641553
buy them fresh from the fishers market
>>697641342
they're not part of the EU, but they're still part of the continent of europe.
>>697640620
she thinks she wont get slapped in the face today..
>>697641518
shit steak is when its raw in the middle you fucking pleb. its tough and chewy and tastes like shit when it isnt cooked properly. gimme that burnt fat and earthy charcoal taste. if i wanted a mouthful of blood id eat out some free bleeding bitch
>>697641510
>india
Where do you think curry niggers come from?
>>697641673
enjoying your summer break?
>>697638663
Doesn't even look half bad.
>>697641673
indeed
>>697640989
>.gif
>>697641764
what does that even mean
>>697641770
the summer meme? really?
>>697641673
>>697641796
that someone can be so stupid
jesus
>>697640419
thinks cooking is women stuff
You may have left the basement but the basement never left you my friend
>>697641673
nope. not true. in case you hadnt realised we are a separate island completely. not part of the 'continent'
>>697641883
if someone is this stupid they beg for that meme
>>697636845
That meal looks shit compared to what my fiancee makes me. Tell that bitch to step up her game, fool.
>>697636845
>vietnamese gf
>master tier in cooking what i want hahaha
>>697641934
You're not just out there floating. You are part of the continent whether you like it or not. Sure there's a bit of water between the UK and the rest of europe, but the UK is most certainly part of the continent of europe.
>>697641999
nice trips, get her to make orange chicken pasta tonight, you wont regret it
>>697636845
thats chef boyardee spaghetti and chicken nuggers
>>697641222
I remember this thread
>>697637695
lol
>>697639744
What about real swiss cheese?
There's some good ones.
>>697638663
Looks good minus the eggo waffle, my girl makes waffles from scratch, holmes
>>697640067
Now THAT is what I call spaghetti
>>697642130
by that rationale the earth is one fucking big continent then you retarded fucking mongoloid
>>697642347
there are a lot of great cheeses, also from italy and other parts of the world, was just saying that american processed cheese is disgusting
>>697641906
That's not at all what my point was friend, read it again and read the post I was replying to, my point was that none of those tasks are 'women stuff' just basic skills needed to take care of oneself
>>697639846
Fuck this looks disgusting
>>697639846
Is she grabbing different shit from the same pot in the back?
>>697639846
Gonna be honest here, that video literally made me retch.
>>697638628
Found the unhealthy faggot.
If you ever in your life set foot in a gym you might understand why some people can't live on fruit loops and their moms mac n cheese
>>697642549
its true, when i hear the words 'american cheese', i know what it actually means is 'plastic-y tasteless bullshit'
>>697637479
I got fucking lucky. My fiancé was raised by her grandma and mother to be a housewife. I haven't had to cook once in five years unless I want to. All her shit is from scratch. She loves cooking and baking. Pic related. My birthday meal. Crab legs missing cause I ate them first.
>>697641518
steak is actually meant to be eaten well-done
>>697642864
and where do we find the steak in this picture?
>>697642752
not even tasteless, it tastes like crap
>>697642833
Nigger, I hate to tell you but that select steak and canned veggies ain't from scratch.
>>697642864
This is bait.
>>697642864
thats one delicious looking steak
>>697642833
this actually looks really nice, just not a fan of the whole pile of corn in the middle
>>697642864
10/10 steak
>>697636845
>tfw mommy cooks the tendies just right
>>697642833
If you can't boil fucking rice or beans and put them on a plate seperately your are a fucking idiot.
>>697642864
He's right. Why would you eat a blood wrenched piece of meat which hasn't been thoroughly cooked?
>>697637115
The worst part is its cooked pasta with canned pasta on top
>>697638628
>being this insecure about masculinity
>>697642967
So much this, lol. So proud of his gf's walmart steak, frozen corn, canned green beans, instant potato mix and some soggy rice I'm too embarrassed to judge
>>697642864
I get that this could be bait, but you know whats really triggering me? The fact that some people actually prefer their meat this way.
>>697641193
Nobody cares about your same faggotory
>>697639742
That cunt just called herself wife material over that plate of dog shit?
PAPER plate of dogshit?
Why the fuck do you people eat a prepared meal on paper plates - you fucking animals...have some class.
>>697640027
What in the actual am i looking at?
Pasta salad, apples slices and something that could actually be a solid block of cheese. Oh and she obviously vomited all over her creation as well
OC
>>697643393
Oh my god I forgot to even mention the shame of eating it all off a paper plate.
>>697640067
M-m'lady, i have prepared the table for thou
>>697638629
Fry mushrooms in butter then add them
>>697643396
Kek, right? Plebians
>>697642833
>from scratch
>rice-a-roni
>>697643249
oh god youre right. and here i thought she was just dumb enough to just pour the pasta sauce on top after putting it on the plate, and not stir it together in the pot. jesus christ, this person shouldnt be "cooking"
>>697641724
pleb
>>697641423
The snack that smiles back
>>697640027
Jesus I can't stop looking at her zit....imagining it squirting all over the food cause the pressure of her sadistic smile made it rupture.
>>697640620
She's undeservedly proud of herself.
>>697643758
Lel
>>697640789
Normal food / 10
Literally everything else in here looks like prison food.
she loves me
>>697639642
that looks like potato wedges and beens and sausage next to a sweet glazed breakfast crescent. I probly wuldnt have a sweet pastry on the same plate as savory foods, but this isn't that bad...
>>697637550
>not knowing healthy has multiple definitions.
1/10, made me reply
>>697643947
Another
>>697643441
>>697640789
>>697643441
Nigga you stupid.
>>697636845
Umm, hate to break it to you anon, but it's not the 1960's anymore. Women can't cook. No women or gril I've been involved with emotionally and or sexually could not cook. Judging by the looks of your pic, neither can she.
>>697643947
bro, that is worms.
>>697639683
idk what you guys think it should look like..lol
>>697640187
It's raw because they hadn't put it in the oven. Come on man.
>>697643947
pho? looks nice
>>697637695
Corn, boiled eggs and Mac n cheese. Corn and Mac are alright, the boiled eggs is what doesn't fit imo
>>697644042
omg looks so good
>>697644101
Its a cheap pack of ramen with stir fried pork loin. Fucking tasty. She does my laundry too.
my gf's asian
>>697639713
>>697639953
americans eat buttered bread with our beans as well..
>>697640604
Holy fuck that looks amazing
>>697644042
that's gross dude, what're you? a rabbit
>>697640081
u don't eat veggies? they are good for u...
>>697644348
I can use a hot water dispenser too. guess I'm asian
>>697644107
Something like this preferably
I remember when my ex used to make big-macs for me.. sigh
>>697640905
if I had to guess.... I would guess that they are mashed potatoes and maybe cheesey potatoes..... thanx for asking..
>>697644355
>>697644399
>>697644422
>>697643501
That potato looks suspiciously runny.
>>697636845
Women aren't good at cooking, they just can't handle a lot so we let them do it. This is true 100% of the time if you really want someone to cook the shit out of something you see a chef, who is male and knows how to construct a proper dish.
>>697644609
Take her back m8, just the food will be worth it
>>697644323
thats kewl. pics of gf?
>>697644609
>using "american cheese"
>not slicing real cheddar or gouda
Pleb, it's good she's gone.
>>697644883
asian donald is right
>>697644869
agree with this dude, if she can cook and does laundry there is probably a reason
>>697644839
This is true, and unfortunate, because I'd love a girl who would cook with me and not fuck everything up.
The only exception is girls who make ethnic food. You're not gonna find a white guy who can make better lumpia than a filipino girl.
>>697644973
I knew there was something wrong with that faggit clown. Just noticed it's Asian now. Thx m8.
>>697644883
I actually like the taste of that chemical stuff
>>697644839
Case and point, I let my gf cook eggs for breakfast because she never does anything. They were still translucent when they hit the toast. 2/10 had to eat it while she watched, at least she didn't fuck up the toast.
>>697645154
You know it's one molecule away from being plastic right? I'd never eat that shit. I'd never even buy it. You're paying good money to poison yourself and it doesn't even taste good. Eat some real cheese m8.
>inb4 it's all subjective
>stfu
>>697639846
Jesus
Hominy
Shredded cheese
Mayo
Ketchup
Bbq sauce
Idk if that's mustard or what but the shit is Orange af
so much lime
Fuckin disgusting
>>697644883
Lonald McDonard.
>>697644595
im sure that's how it looks when u make it huh...
>>697643164
Taste over health
>>697645460
>Ronard McRonard
>>697643501
>chicken patty from mcdonalds chicken burger with mashed potato soup
Oh and being the gentleman he is, he apparently also regurgitated his portion onto her plate
>>697636845
This is what I eat bitches.
Chicken hearts and livers
So cheap so healthy
Sometimes in soup with veggies sometimes fried or bbq
Always wroth the 4 dollars I spend for 3 pounds of food.
>>697645369
I love all kind of cheese.. But on my burger I usually prefer american cheese.
I sometimes switch the american cheese with brie though
>>697643164
You always eat beef raw. I mean rare.
>>697645737
>brie
>fucking brie
on a buuuuurger? what are you?
>>697645516
(not him)
Probably not, but if you can't drive, don't get in the driver's seat.
>>697645737
>I sometimes switch the american cheese with brie though
Wow, so when you do eat real cheese it's the most pussy cheese on the planet. McFucking kill yourself.
>>697639846
Don't know what the fuck that is, but I'm a sucker for weird food like that. I'd eat it, needs a over easy egg on top though.
>>697643501
comment on that shit and call him a fucking pussy
>>697645680
how do you cook it? it looks like it'd be chewy
>>697645737
you better be joking
>>697645109
Holy shit nigga, my gf's grandpa hooked up with this filapino chick after his first wife died and motherfucker spring rolls and shit crazy good asian food. I think Asian women received the necessary software to cook upon their creation. Shame about the tiny tits though
The stuff my girl cook today.. I guess i got it pretty good
>>697645880
drivers* its fucking drivers not "driver is"
>>697638214
>Pan seared
>>697646076
stop bragging you cunt or i will jab your throat and snatch that food right outta your hands
>>697645369
>I'd never eat that shit. I'd never even buy it.
nice logic you have there
>inb4 it's all subjective
>stfu
its not subjective when your just wrong.
ur thinking of margarine the fake butter. fake cheese is just imitation because real cheese is made by molding sour milk and it takes time and effort. fake cheese is mostly cooked milk, oil, cheese flavor from cheese.. its all real food, just not real cheese..
>>697642864
No it's really not faggot, nice b8. Guaranteed (You)'s. Humans are the only species to cook their meat. Unless you consider dragons real.
>>697642833
Steak looks like shit, green beans overboiled and probably behave like dead earthworms in your mouth, no gravy for the taters, fucking rice-a-roni. 3/10 at least you'll go to bed full.
