Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
*-poke-*
bump
>>697558281
Eep!
Hello Everyone~
>>697558413
Boarding the thread to continue our date
>>697558493
So you're really only dating me to convince me to betray Shinto?
Awww.. and here I thought it was just to get in my pantsu!
>>697558413
*Uh.....i just poked you on the arm! I'm not a rapist, i don't wanna go to jail.*
post feet
>>697558420
*Hi Renko! I'm glad you managed to get here! <3 *
>>697558731
>>697558040
oh hey would you look at that new bread now post proof
>>697558420
hiya renko
This is fucking gay.
>>697559006
>>697558624
Oh not at all, the thingy about getting protection against cursesjust came up recently. Thought it may be nice an add on to the benefits of dating you...
>>697559006
*Perfect! Then you'll have no issues joining us.*
>>697559179
Hmph...
>>697558040
Hello
>>697558731
I think feet are in almost every post I make.
>>697559383
Hi!
you little jap girls wanna suki suki ma suchi?
>tfw you're trying to cook something but you can't remember what they did to the meat in Shokugeki
suki ma noddle jap women
>>697559301
Hey! Dont be sad, I like you! My master plan of becoming a donation thief is secondary to our dates.
>>697559845
Okay..
>>697558040
>>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
Hello, rolling for dubs. I have some money issues that trouble me
If I don't get dubs or trips then Hello OP have a good evening
>>697559695
they used honey to tenderize it
>>697558991
Hello Master Chief so how's the fortune cookie here.
>>697558927
Yeah i'm actually taking a break for 2 hours so i'll just stay here for a while.
>>697560043
Thank you! I hope things get better for you soon!
Good evening.
Rolling.
>>697559987
Fine, fine, no more becoming a donation stealer, you win, our dates are sincere now.
>>697560215
*Taking a break from what exactly? If i am allowed to ask of course.*
>>697560215
they're all cursed
>>697560318
hi anon
Someone should really link these in the old threads.
>>697560375
Well good! So what's next?
>>697560054
Thanks
>>697560290
you're welcome OP
obligatory
>>697560451
What's new?
>>697560490
This.
>>697560511
I dont know, now that you have foiled my evil plans i will have to look for other ways to pay the rent.
Can i clean your shrine in between our dates for some extra cash?
>>697560940
I'd like to help you out but my shrine is notoriously poor...
Hello, everyone.
Chore days suck.
>>697560490
my bad, i got distracted with something
>>697560728
not much, just waiting for a game to download while handing out fortune cookies, you?
>>697561223
hi reisen
>>697561301
chores always suck
>>697561123
Oh wow, you foil my plans and then refuse to even give me a job, you will have to make it up for it somehow...
>>697560450
From my class; I have 3 hours breaktime/vacant here because my schedule kinda suck this semester.
>>697560451
Congrats chief you just summoned the cursed guy.
>>697561223
>>697561301
Hi you two!
>>697561361
Is it usually your job then?
Do you make these everyday?
>>697561301
*Did something bad happened?*
>>697561223
*Hi Raisins Huge Dong!*
Mmh, the ones i find interesting joined, hi everybody.
>be me
>Live in Canada
>18, Shit grades and didn't graduate high school. Have to go back after summer.
>In all university-level courses(AP)
>Schools guidance tries to force me into to normal level classes because they think i'm retarded
>Actually just depressed, and would rather lay around all day then study...
>This is the last year i can attend highschool, I'm missing 3 Math credits and i want to attend university after highschool.
>My life is going into the shitter.
>Advice pls.
>>697561457
hey manhattan summoned him last thread he just followed us
>>697561460
usually me or reimu links it
'sup
>>697561425
What would you suggest?
>>697561361
Hai. How are you?
>>697561459
Hai. How are you?
>>697561635
Why
>>697561223
That is such an adorable image.
>>697561361
They kinda do..I blew them off all weekend and now I have to pay the piper.
>>697561459
Evening, Reimu!
>>697561635
No, just chores being chores. which I am still in the middle of..
Hello thread!
How much have I missed?
trips get
>>697561924
Can read read my tarot? Also feets~ ^-^
>>697562134
rip
>>697561547
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
>>697561714
How rude.
>>697561780
Tell someone in authority that you're depressed! Seek help for it! I'm sure they'll accomodate you.
>>697561457
*It's always like that in the beginning, hopefully it will settle down in a while, enjoy your extra time while you can because they'll go fast as an aircraft to compensate for all the time lost.*
>>697561780
Well, if i'm honest on this one, you can't really go to uni if you don't do the effort, trust me, i know how depression feels like, i have it myself afterall, but i atleast do enough to pass, my grades are awful too, but i can pass with those. What do you think you could be so depressed about, anon?
>>697561924
Well, last time i slept in some old futon, but i have the shrine maiden room is more comfy
>>697562166
well uh that was unexpected. do I still get a tarot reading?
>>697558929
whoops ^.^" didn't see that one.
also, if I get dubs...
maybe a fortune strictly on the new girl I met, not my romantic life in in general
>>697561976
*I don't know, i always found it cute to call Reisen that way, sorry if it bothered you.*
>>697562064
*Maybe i shouldn't bother you that much then....*
>>697561976
pretty good, you?
>>697562064
well shit, faster you get them done the faster you can join on on the shitposting then
>>697562077
not much, just a few tarot readings and curses
>>697562162
Nice try! You gotta GET.
>>697562388
Oh, that's it? You just wanna sleep in the comfy bed?
>>697562192
What? How come? You know i love you senpai! <3
>>697562530
Sure. Do you have a question or do you just want a general one?
>>697561780
>Prepare yourself for College lad everyone there is taking their courses seriously and they don't bother you and that depression you took now.
I know depressions sucks but don't take that depression too seriously.
>>697558040
Pls grant me dubs.
What is the secret of fatherhood?
>>697562261
I don't really know why i am so depressed... My only guess could be that I haven't accomplished any of my personal goals for years now.
>>697562192
Why those specific days?
>>697562700
I wanna sleep with YOU in a comfy beeds, my recent dubs grant me that luck.
>>697558040
Will this survive?
Archive redirection is the greatest feature of 4chanx
I downloaded Kyousogiga, it seems like fun.
Anyone seen it? I haven't heard too much of it.
>>697563058
What kinds of goals do you have?
>>697562782
How's that supposed to make the people who aren't interesting to you feel?
Check'em
>>697562865
>Implying depression can't destroy the fragile ones.
>>697563058
You know what you could do? Ho to a psychologist and get that diagnosed, then show your papers at the office ao they go easier on you or even let you do tests again.
>>697562192
I don't have the balls to tell anyone i'm depressed...
I'm also always the class clown and the funny guy, I don't know how they would take it or if they would even take me seriously...
>>697562959
bullshitting the world into thinking you know it all, while still keeping your ears open for advice.
you'll get advice, like it or not. learn the good from the bad, and put up a show. that's what fathers do, in short. then all you have to do is listen to the kid. kid problems are easier than adult ones, you'll get it.
>>697558040
>>697562166
TAROT PLZ
>>697562583
I'm not really sure what you mean by that, asking me about chores isn't bothering me.
>>697562649
Indeed..I just need to wait for the washer/dryer now so I do have some time inbetween.
>>697563058
You and me, both. I've been stagnating in my personal goals and it's painful thinking about it.
Lately I've been trying to attack it by working on it 15 minutes at a random time. 15 minutes is not very much of a commitment, but everytime I've done it so far (3 times..within the last 2 weeks), I've been sticking with it a little longer than 15.
Mayyybe you could try something like that?
>>697561780
*You can't afford to let depression crush you in such an important year of your life, fight back, first you need to truly understand what is causing your depression in order to defeat it, you have to focus on it and act like it was your wirst enemy, for example: If you lack friends join a club and search for them, but be careful as you have still to put enough efforts to pass, you don't have to get A++, just the minimum required to pass, this is how you deal with depression, the more you let it oppress you the more it gets stronger.*
>>697561976
post feet
>>697563377
I didn't implying.
>>697563136
3 days a week is manageable and gives me days in between to myself. I just picked those 3 because it's familiar to me.
>>697563175
Hehehe~
>>697563207
Will what survive?
How do you like these dubs?
>>697563602
*But i am taking away your time while you have important things to do.*
>>697563224
Indiferent? I mean, i'm not that much of an impact on peoples life, know what i'm trying to say? Sorry i guess.
>>697563705
I see. That reasoning wasn't as exciting as I had hoped.
>>697563381
Someone like the counselor or a teacher would have to take you seriously, it's part of their job. You've gotta ask for help if you need it, Anonymous, there's nothing wrong with that. Depression is one thing that's almost impossible to overcome without help!
>>697563532
Anonymous Look >>697562834
>>697563705
Too soon for a third date?
>>697563217
I wanted to get a gf(Not for emotional support)
I wanted to score really high grades.
And the last one is sort of embarrassing but i also wanted to start a successful youtube channel... For easy cash.
This thread needs moar feets
>>697564061
Why, what did you hope for?
>>697564000
Don't take me too seriously, now~
>>697563932
What dubs?
>>697564095
my bad, was looking for a response to the post with dubs. just a general tarot reading. I doubt they'll be able to tell me when I'll die
>>697564222
I didn't say that.
rolling~
>>697564302
These dubs!
>>697563627
Thx for the advice and motivation anon...
Your wright...
>>697564616
you fail at dubs as hard as me *hug*
>>697564302
>that image
Nothing specific. I'm just attempting to stay entertained.
>>697564222
Check'd
>>697564596
I see that my special charm towards shrine maidens worked out then
Lets tempt fate... rolling for tarot. :3
rolling for tarot reading of "her"
>>697564460
Not when, maybe, unless it'll be in the next 6 months.
>Ace of Swords
Total and complete change of mind. In its purest form the ace is symbolic of strongly constituted authority, and pursuit of ultimate truth.
>Eight of Wands (Reversed)
Disputes and disagreements. Great effort and a driving force that is totally wasted through the running out of steam.
>Fortitude
Courage. Self control. The virtue of Fortitude. The power of love. Control of passion against one's baser instincts.
To summarize, you have good things and bad things coming to you in equal measure. But the cards predict that you certainly have the strength to overcome the bad and control your baser instincts that might otherwise make you fail.
>>697564286
I've posted this one like 3 times now. I need to expand my phone folder.
>>697564801
Oh now I get a hug? :p
>>697564717
*Of nothing anon, i am sure you will succeed, no matter how hard can it look, you will surely be victorious, make sure to return once you overcome this challenge, we'll be all waiting for you here!*
>>697565211
no more hugs now that you got one >.<
>>697563939
>important things
That's silly. Not only because you're not a bother, but also because chores aren't in my list of things I'd consider important. They're just time consuming.
>>697564286
>>697565117
guess I am getting kicked out then
fuck
...anyone wanna adopt an anon?
I give good cuddles
>>697565966
Check em
>>697564929
you'll have one trust me
Rolling for a reading. Want to know if I should go back to old reliable or take a risk with a new career.
>>697564840
Well, you see... long ago when civilization was just beginning to sprout in ancient Japan, the Wolf Gods grew jealous of man's accomplishments and worried about his ever encroaching deforestation and wall-building. The wolves knew that men would one day dominate Japan, so they hatched a scheme to infiltrate the ranks of human society.
Thus, the first pet dog was born. The wolves only pretended to be domesticated and spent their time helping man so that he would take them in, with the understanding that when the time was right, the "dogs" would turn on their masters and rip them apart.
This scheme would have succeeded if it were not for a good and honorable man named Monday-sama whose great friendship with his dog Wednesday transcended their natural animosity for each other. Soon, all the wolves began to question their original plan as they had grown comfortable with their new homes and comforts that man could provide. Wednesday brought together a meeting of all the dogs and convinced them to break away from their wild wolf origins, and together with man, they drove the evil Wolf gods back into the depths of the forest forever.
The day of the final battle was on a Friday, and that's why we always have threads on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
>>697564912
Don't gloat about it too much, now!
if I roll enough times, surely I'll have to get some luck eventually, right?
>>697565966
Reimu senpai always delivers~
>>697565771
*So i can still talk with you! Just out of curiosity, what are the things you consider important?*
>>697566265
That was a 10/10 response, thanks for making me smile. :3
quickpost! rollin
>>697566265
I think Dr. Manhattan has been rubbing off on you. Where is he anyway? I think he'd appreciate your post very much. Monday-sama sounds like my hero.
>>697566454
I kinda wonder that myself. It seems that list changes everytime. How are you feeling tonight?
>>697566133
Dubs check'd
>>697566265
Thats an interesting story
By the way, during this date ive got quite a lot of GETs, does those stack?
>>697562583
Ah, sorry! I didn't mean it.
>>697562649
Well, I'm here.
>>697563637
https://puu sh/otEYq jpg
. .
i have posted more than 10 times, and so far, not a single GET.
sheesh, no luck for me tonight
>>697566257
I'll roll a second time before I go to sleep
>>697565994
Can you cook?
>>697567251
>>697566133
here take this.
>>697566895
Well i didn't expect that dubs,
yeah, one last roll for me... i can't do this all night, just for a whim (despite the strength of the whim)
Looks like I'll be sleeping again
>>697567050
Hello bunnu
Consider your feet saved
>>697567050
>https://puu sh/otEYq jpg
now thats the good shit
>>697567061
donating a get to you
signed: nvm someone already donated. doubt I'll get one anyway
>>697567256
I can cook, I guess. I make good scrambled eggs bacon and cheesey beans. i'd live off pizza if I could though, just do ulillilia's method but add veggies n meat and stuff. I make a mean spicy spaghetti bolognese too. and toast! I boast the most roasted toast
>>697566850
*A little bit powerless, there are some things that i'd like to do but.......they are just hard to accomplish, but don't worry! It's nothing too important, the truly important issue is that Marisa is nowhere to be seen.*
>>697567050
*It's fine, how has your day been so far?*
>>697566652
I aim to please!
>>697566850
Hehe. I was kind of hoping he'd be around so I could see his commentary! I'm sure it'd make me giggle even if he hated it.
>>697566897
Don't tell me you want readings for all of them!
>>697567600
well fuck my second set of dubs...
is >>697567256 my soulmate?!
>>697567050
S-senpai... saved.
>>697567780
...do i still get them? :3
i could use a tarot... there's this girl, and i want to know if I even have a shot with her.
>>697567647
Nah, i already got a reading, so ill donate the rest to whoever asks you about it first
>>697567962
FINE JEEZ
>>697567050
I brought you flowers, love.
>>697567504
Did you just wake up to save a picture of Reisen's feet? Hehe.
>>697567636
Things that are hard to accomplish..that you'd like to do? Mmm..well, good luck with whatever goals you are pursuing!
>>697567647
Hehe..I should screenshot it so that next time he shows up in the thread, I can show him.
>>697567780
If you provide me with pudding, then yes.
>>697567504
>>697567568
>>697567904
Wha.. Really? They're not even good feet! Umm, have this one too, I guess.
https://puu sh/otoNL jpg
>>697567568
Fine~ Ah, what game is that image from? I remember that game...
>>697567962
>>697568155
I donate you my GETs
>>697568172
Ah... How sweet!
>>697568198
As well, oops.
>>697568186
>pudding
guessing you're american then
unless you mean steak and kidney
>>697568372
or she's okosan.
>>697567962
>The Blasted Tower
A series of cataclysmic events that ultimately are for the greater good.
>Eight of Cups
A turning away from established relationships and objects of affection, to facilitate progress to newer and deeper things.
>Knight of Pentacles (Reversed)
A greedy and grasping person, sometimes self satisfied and smug.
Sorry, it seems like they're saying something else is in store for you.
>>697567647
Well, you did a fantastic job. Think I'm going to head off for the evening, take care.
>>697567050
Mm i hope you dont mind me perving on these~
>>697568198
What a time to be alive.
>>697568172
*Thank you, i'll surely need all the luck that i can get, so anyway what's in your current list of important things?*
>>697568198
it's Luka <3
>>697568172
I woke up for a certain tearoom, but bunnu feet are nice too.
>>697568198
Well, they are bunnu feet.
>>697568557
If you read that in reverse, it seems like their affection for the person is a self satisfiable smuggish incentive for trying it out with them, followed by enlightenment and self improvement
>>697568666
HAIL SANTA
>>697568497
what's a okosan? is it tasty?
>>697568666
I lied. I want my tarot reading before I go. No question, just a general is fine.
>>697568666
Have a good night!
>>697568172
Feel free to!
>>697568155
Awwh! That's still more work for me! It's almost like you want me to be totally exhausted when I finally get to bed!
WORSHIP YOUR NEW GODDESS
>>697568198
Hehe i dont think theyre bad at all
>>697568996
>>697566133
I guess the anon that i give this dubs doesn't want it so have mine instead.
>>697568198
how much do i have to pay you for more?
Have a girlfriend.
Been cheating on her with my ex girlfriend for at least 2 years. I have sex with my ex about 9 times a week. I'm in deep shit OP. My ex is unstable financially and career wise and is definitely not waifu material. My current gf is very successful and very attached to me, drives me to aspire to be more successful. We both earn 6 figures and accomplished this by sharing networks so if she finds out I'm fucked. She doesn't suspect anything, guys don't get caught if they're smart about it.
I get bored of her sexually if it's not my ex that I'm fucking, I'm fucking some college aged girl. What do you predict
>>697569185
FUCK YES THOSE ARE AMAZING.
POST MOAR NOWWWWW OMGOMG
>>697569185
*THE USUAL STUFF ISN'T WORKING!*
>>697569301
$70 I think
>>697569299
Damn it another dubs who needs this.
>>697569427
AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!1!!1
>>697569163
>>697568996
>>697568666
>>697569299
That was a different anon but had I been paying better attention I would have tried to take it.
>>697569185
Moar <3
>>697569163
Or you know, you could do a final love reading for me, about a certain shrine maiden i am dating. That would be cool
>>697569576
Dont ever stop! I will ejaculate on you!
>>697569336
Anon, you shoukd really controm yourself or else you'll end up ruining this relationship, you're already unloyal, learn to control yourself, what are you? A man or an animal?
>>697569185
I already have but I wouldn't mind doing so again~
>>697568996
>Four of Pentacles
Force is not needed to achieve law and order, it can be done through negotiation.
>Five of Cups
There is a need to curb futile belligerence and accept the inevitable.
>The Star (Reversed)
Self doubt. Stubbornness. Unwillingness or inability to adapt to changing circumstances and accept the opportunities it may bring.
The specific situation involved remains a mystery, but the lesson you're supposed to learn is pretty clear!
>>697569552
Over here- i want a general tarot please :)
>>697569976
then it's yours now
I'm gonna leave now see you foolks
What is this even?
>>697569948
Senpai! Show feets!
>>697569945
I would but my gf has no tits or an ass. The only thing hot about her is her face. But due to the lack of curves, it's very hard for me to get turned on or even get in the mood to fuck her.
It was pretty neat in the beginning because I've never been with a girl that was flat.
Idk mayn.
>>697568672
Why would I? Didn't I post them for that purpose?
>>697568747
Ah?
>>697568854
I know, love.
>>697568934
I suppose they're lucky, then!
>>697569185
W-what the!? Goddess is a bit much, I'm just an lunarian!
>>697569200
Silly.
>>697569301
Ermm.. I don't require earth money. Some nice leggings or socks would be great, though..!
>>697569576
O-oh my..
>>697569948
I think I may have gone too far by posting my feet..
>>697568814
Sounds like some kind of huge undertaking.
Hmm..right now, it's having lots of fun! I have other things that should be priorities, but welp..
>>697568934
Night night then.
>>697569163
Consider it saved. Next thread you'll have to tell us about why you wear a red ribbon!
>>697570204
Advice thread, or roll GETs for fortune telling tarots.
get attempt #3 after this i'm gone
>>697570560
INABIT NIGGAS
>>697566257
>>697567364
How do redeem
>>697570560
Rollin for ya
>>697570253
Are you really that much of a nimphomaniac?
>>697570627
tell to rei rei
rollin 4 that reading
>>697570410
Tempted to ask to be able to perv on you privately. Add me on something? <3
>>697570656
you mean satyromaniac
>>697568557
yeah... this actually works out to be a pretty good omen of being with her, because i'm the guy who met a girl at a party from the last thread.
and actually a rather bad omen for my current gf, sadly.
What religion are you?
>>697569576
>>697569185
Moar
>>697570410
look at chat <3 or ill just log into steam i guess
>>697570843
Whatever, sex addict.
>>697570822
A bit creepy.
>>697569976
>Six of Pentacles
Repayment of favours. Charity, patronage, sympathy and a kind heart.
>The Hermit
A wise guide or spiritual mentor. A time to stand back and reflect upon circumstances.
>The Hanged Man
Devotion to a worthwhile cause. Temporary suspension of progress. A sacrifice in the present to reap a benefit in the future.
>>697569688
Okay, that works~
>The High Priestess
Something remains yet to be revealed, but patience must be observed. Duality and mystery.
>Knight of Cups
Change and new excitements, particularly of a romantic nature. invitations, opportunities, and offers. A person who is a bringer of ideas, opportunities and offers. He is often constantly bored and in constant need of stimulation, but also artistic and refined. A person who is amiable, intelligent full of high principals, but a dreamer who can be easily led or discouraged.
>Princess of Swords
A good personal emissary. A person of grace and dexterity, diplomatic and skilled in the ability to work out the true nature of things. A person who can negotiate expertly on behalf of her peers. Detachment is one of the true qualities of this figure.
>>697570814
Took me a long ass time to realize this isn't snorlax
>>697570996
Shinto
>>697570996
the religion of FUN
>>697571200
WAS I BORN TO PUT AN END TO HUMAN LIFE?
>>697568980
yeah, that's like how I read it, too.
the strongest cards always know more than the one reading them ;)
and okosan....
just play hatoful boyfriend.
no spoilers given here, but he's obsessed with pudding. there's plot involved, but i'm NOT spoiling it.
>>697571121
Only if you make it creepy- its not like i havent messed around with other people from here. Fun people are fun ^-^
>>697570442
*I hope that we are managing to entertain you with the threads then, overall you seem pretty happy at the moment, so i bet you're doing great regarding having fun even in real life, needless to say that i'm happy for you!*
7753516720
Call this man and annoy the shit out of him
>>697570996
Shinto.
>>697570410
Too far? What do you mean? Because people like them too much? Hehe.
>>697570442
Ooh, good idea. This time I'll have more time to think of it. I made that other one up on the spot!
>>697571332
they're a trap? >.>
WHERE'D THEY GO? C'MERE
>>697570822
Ah.. Ermm.. Okay.. Steam or skype preferred?
>>697571130
I think i am gonna need an interpretation of my reading...
>>697571643
what? no, she's not a trap!
...i hope. that'd be a shitty ending :(
(because as cruel as it may sound, i'm straight)
>>697571873
Which one was it?
>>697571925
you said he
now am confus
>>697571819
My skype is: Anonykun69
Thank you~
>>697572157
It was
>>697569688
So! Tell me the meaning
>search thread
>already cursed
>mfw
>>697572487
its always cursed
>>697572417
Hmm... the problem is, the reading said itself that something is still veiled in mystery. It's the tarot version of "Answer unclear, ask again later." Sorry!
>>697571324
>>697558040
I'm guessing your silence is a yes and you're just too scared to tell me
>>697572487
>>697572722
have these dubs
>>697572487
>>697572611
>>697572868
TOO LATE I ALREADY DONATED
>>697572185
the first section was about my reading.
the 2nd was about okosan, completely different
>>697572868
FOOL! THAT FILE NAME IS OBVIOUSLY THAT OF AN IMPOSTOR
>>697572722
>Eight of Wands (Reversed)
Great effort and a driving force that is totally wasted through the running out of steam. Silly, spontaneous actions. Cancelled journeys.
Guess not~
>>697572676
Welp, what can you do, ill guess ill wait until the next reading.
Rollin~
>>697573014
>no spoilers given here, but he's obsessed with pudding
>he
now am more confus halp me jebus
>>697573165
We're reaching the end now, you know.
>>697571633
Y-yes? I suppose? I didn't expect this, what have I done?
>>697572350
Done.
Roooollin...
Thread seems very lively tonight. This is comfy
>>697573688
Woohoo! Who wants to read mr. Crazy 88?
>>697573037
Stahp
>>697573053
what if my driving force that I've been running out of steam for has been to try and HELP the world from a young age, yet lately the fear of my true path being the destruction of the world coming to life has been growing more and more, and thus the road towards help is the cancelled journey and the silly spontaneous action is to rob a bank to afford the iridium I need for my doomsday device?!
>>697573521
Meeeh, ill get more reading the next wensday then... Has been a nice 3rd date.
>>697573830
AN IMPOSTOR HAS REVEALED HIMSELF THERE IS NO STOPPING THE CURSE TRAIN NOW
>>697571501
Thanks.. *everybody* here is super fun, so it makes me smile regardless of how I actually feel.
>real life
Yeah about that..
Anyway! You seem to have fun too. I imagine it's a bit of the same with you?
>>697573839
Dr. Manhattan is that you?
>>697573839
Don't rob a bank, few hold more than $15k in cash, you're risking getting killed and most bank robbers get caught within a few days.
>>697573344
hatoful boyfriend is a japanese dating sim... where you are a girl dating birds. okosan is a bird, and he seeks the true pudding.
...i'm not making this up, the game is even on steam. it's pretty popular.
>>697574026
Pfffft bwahahaha that filename. Oh god damn my sides.
>>697574273
Pigeons.
>>697574149
well I have a degree in physics and got a pretty high mark in the nuclear module, but I'm not blue :( besides my doomsday device is relatively simple. I'd tell you but people are watching...
>>697574199
$15k? waaay nowhere near enough...
if I get dubs/trips I want me some lottery numbers instead! iridium is FUCKING EXPENSIVE
>>697573566
I can't see the problem here!
>>697573688
>Ace of Swords
Triumph, victory and success, a rebirth and a new beginning.
>Ace of Cups
Faithfulness, fertility, joy, love. The commencement of creative or artistic projects. All the positive powers of the unconscious mind.
>Death (Reversed)
Change that is both painful and unpleasant. A refusal to face the fear of change or change itself. Agonising periods of transition. Inertia. Lethargy. Mental, physical or emotional exhaustion.
The very near future looks pretty good, but it seems it won't last.
>>697573839
Well, it could be. What're you gonna do.
>*shrugs*
>>697573984
It has... and I think you misunderstood my meaning.
>*giggles*
>>697574273
I don't do dating sims. especially not ones that involve shoving a pigeon up my butt. been there, done that!
>>697561780
Cyanide
>>697574909
Thanks for the reading! It is really helpful to me right now :)
>>697575060
whoa, who said you actually got to have sex with any of them?
Keep dreaming, they can play hard to get. lol
but seriously, i KNOW the game sounds crazy... because it is. but it's a good kind of crazy. I don't typically play dating sims with a female lead, but birds make it awesome.
>>697574909
apparently get lottery numbers off you
>>697574733
>:)
question is do i use my winnings to waste my life away or to waste everyone else's... or go into politics when I get older and try to fix things THEN destroy the world if it turns out the human species really is a lost cause... hmmm....
6 numbers plz ty xoxo
>>697574909
Oh... Well, what do you propose to end our date?
>>697574149
>About that...
*Mm, you know you can always send me a message, right? I mean, i'm not good at giving advices, but i'll try my best to make the situation a little bit better if i can do something about that. I'm glad we qre at least managing to bring you a smile here, and it works for me as well, though i liked the old threads a little bit more because Marisa was there to cheer things up, i'd love to see her here again, but beggars can't be choosers after all.*
>>697571633
Whats that like, being shinto?. I'm a bit lost spiritually right now and have been looking into polytheistic type religions lately.
>>697575555
fuckin hell quads. I predict you will overcome an allergy and save someone from being ran over who will write you into their will
>>697575482
fair. can't be any worse than trying to get barret to date you on FF7 at least
>>697575918
if you want a honest, romantic game with no comedy.... why the fuck would you be playing a game where you date birds?
if you are okay with trying silly things, this game is 70% laughs :D
...and then there's the last ending, after getting all the other endings. suddenly, there's a serious plot.
Should i jump into bjj or kung fu, diviners? This question is driving me fucking bonkers.
>>697575500
I thought you'd have something in mind!
>>697575708
It's a very folksy religion that most Japanese people take passively, because it doesn't have a lot of strict tenets or behaviors that come with it. The most important aspect of it is respect for the gods, who are enshrined in both actual shrines and small altars within people's homes. We avoid kegare as much as we can and try to keep ourselves pure, though our concept of purity isn't really the same as the purity in other religions. It'd be hard to practice it outside of Japan because of the lack of shrines, but I guess you could find a way.
~Reimu
>>697575555
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind when I'm in a pinch. Everything is totally manageable though. You take care of yourself~
-Hikari
>>697576780
*Sure i will, i'm expecting you to do the same!*
Oh by the way, this is the end of the threads tonight!
Goodnight everyone and thanks for coming!
~Reimu
>>697576722
Any readers still awake =O
>>697577768
Hells bells.
>>697577745
Don't forget about the ribbon story!
-Hikari
>>697577745
*Nighty night Reimu, have nixe dreams.*
>>697577768
I am. still waiting for my lottery numbers damnit!
>>697577932
*Yeah......nixe dreams.....exactly what i meant to write.*
>>697578141
I thought you were telling me to have mixed dreams at first, like not all good and not all bad.
~Reimu
>>697578886
*I guess that's always better than having exclusively bad dreams.*
>>697579244
Is that worse than inclusively bad dreams? ;)
>>697579715
*I feel like i'm missing the pun here.*
why is this thread still up
