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off to a good start
>>697540796
yeah I am spamming fluffies
somebody get me a coffee
you really like that pic, don't you?
>>697541302
yeah its well drawn
Katia likes to pretend he's the deer and the cat is freklz/SF.
^
In dis one, badj like to pretend he is the Badger.
ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈʲᵃ
>>697541780
not a pretend
s-shh... don't tell everyone
i know all your secrets
>>697542251
>>697542603
You have a nice butt, Badj
>>697542546
Do you want your coffee black, dear?
>>697542603
Too latEEEEE
>>697542877
>>697542877
Oh this explains a little bit.
>>697542984
DO
NOT
MENTION
COFFEE
Oh god my head
>>697542877
you know nothing
>>697542913
Who told you?
>>697542984
oh dear
Demos come over and eat a pizza with me.
what kind of a pizza
Badger butts are always good butts
>>697543432
but at the end of the day, the only pizza he couldn't eat... was himself
Stop spreading malicious rumours about badger butts.
>>697543421
Badg, it would cheer my night if you told me you're doing swell.
>>697543276
have some T
>>697543421
No, katia is the deer.
>>697543421
Ohwell, that "photo" tells quite a lot
>>697543999
not a pretend
>>697543796
So are cat butts ;p
>>697543989
I am doing swell, but that was kind of unexpected. Something happen?
>>697543999
Oh, right, sorry. My bad.
>>697544009
Which photo? I'm kinda confused, but that may be partly because it's 4 am.
>katia doesn't even have a good rack
notevenastag/10
hello
>>697543981
I'm sure you have a subpar butt
>>697544255
Why, this one of course >>697542251
>>697543631
Uh well... What kind of pizza do you like?
>>697543796
Okay
>>697544386
Thats a new meme, exquisite!
>>697544723
thank you, i really do try.
>>697544432
a nice cheesy pizza
>>697544255
No, I'm just lonely. Hearing good people are doing good is nice.
>>697544386
ohy
>>697544396
Thank you for your continued discretion.
>>697544397
Oh, right. I'm tired.
>>697544979
Ah, right. I'm really not sure about being good, but I sincerely appreciate the sentiment. What's been going on with you?
>>697544927
Well then that's what kind of pizza!
>>697544824
I need my dose of memes to fill the void.
>>697545277
what do you want from me
>>697545190
Well, be proud of that butt of yours :)
>>697545190
Being a neet, which makes days kind of melt together, all identical.
And here I thought it was going to turn into a pizza topping preference war
>>697545412
I want you to come eat pizza with me
>>697545522
ok
>>697545609
neet life can be fun for a time, but it starts to wear on you after a while
>>697545190
hullo
>>697545343
go on 9gag or something
>>697545711
i was kinda planning on stealing the pizza and leaving.
i don't think this is gonna work
>>697545747
*hOI!!
>>697545190
Discretion is my watchword
>>697545412
Fealty
Mushrooms are required to make a pizza a tasty pizza.
>>697545734
Badg, it would cheer my night if you showed me your chest.
Pokemon Go was a good way to deal with the neet life and make yourself go outside.
Until they RUINED IT
>>697545834
But if you steal the pizza and leave you'll miss out on the soda and the movie.
Putting olives on pizza is tantamount to heresy
>>697546189
i've been meaning to cut back on soda anyways
and albums > movies
>>697546139
How so?
I haven't played it, but I know people that do.
>>697546112
Finally someone understands
>>697546112
Mushrooms are one of my favorite toppings.
But they don't always have to be there.
>>697546251
Shut your vonny rot you filthy swine.
>>697546349
Well then you're in luck. We have quite the collection of vinyl at my place. Also, for the things we don't own hard copies of we also have an internet connection and access to youtube.
>>697546415
You go outside to find something, find other people doing the same thing, and bam, social interaction
>>697546251
Pizza is the only time olives are acceptable
>>697546523
>>697546716
Olives ruin everything
>>697546678
it's very strange how you're missing the concept that I want your pizza but don't want to be in the same room you.
>>697545850
nice
>>697546830
But if you don't stay in the room you won't be able to listen to the album. And what about the drinks? All this alcohol isn't going to drink itself.
>>697546251
Putting your dick in my butt is tantamount to fun.
>>697546423
I understand pizza
>>697546523
I would prefer all my pizzas to be mushroomy
>>697546716
No, I mean how did they ruin it?
>>697547180
I used to think the same way, but then I realized there's other flavors that are also good. Just cause I have a favorite doesn't mean it has to be the only thing I experience.
>>697546133
My... chest?
>>697546844
nice
your treasure chest
he wants money
>>697547162
Fun and heresy
>>697547180
You understand it on a deeper level
>>697547227
I was exaggerating a bit, but the game itself makes it hard to find things, and they shut down a bunch of 3rd party services that made it easier. So it's a lot less fun now, I find
but I don't think I own a tresure chest.
>>697547162
That's reserved for another
>>697547864
Your chest is a national treasure
>>697547631
Sorry, I overstepped.
>>697547391
I am bland, I only like a select few things.
>>697547770
Deep dish
>>697548187
But my chest is just a cheap one bought from ikea. It's full of junk, most of which are useless.
>>697548219
Not at all. That was just a bit sudden.
>>697548310
How do you feel about olives?
>>697548927
Olives are fine
>>697548720
You're good looking.
>>697548310
Dishing out some uncomfortable pizza-related truths like sausage on an extra large meat lovers'
>>697548720
Some people prefer to keep their junk in the trunk.
>>697549185
.////.
>>697549344
Oh, please, you're well aware.
>>697549117
Maybe you should come eat pizza with me instead of Demos then.
We can get mushrooms and olives (and extra cheese?)
>>697549549
It's always kinda embarrassing when someone says something like that.
I want pizza now
Fuck you guys
>>697549900
So is it fine?
Anons, how do you stop people from falling in love with you?
Every fur that I meet, after talking to them in 1-2 weeks eventually become clingy and hugboxy. My fastest one was 2 days.
Pls help fur anons
>>697550192
Bullets
tfw no twink sharks ;~;
>>697550108
Of course it's fine! You worry too much.
It is however getting very late, like 5 am, so I will take my leave now. Goodnight.
Baja is pretty handsome, but his tum is 2flab4me.
>>697549226
Have some of my sausage cus there's some extra large "meat" for you.
>>697549591
Yeah that'd be dank.
>>697550192
be a cold, distant loner.
>>697550192
be mean
people on the internet are not real people, therefore do not have real feelings.
>>697550192
My trick is to be a kissless perma-virgin.
or this>>697550755
>>697550192
Date people that don't have anxiety or abandonment issues.
Also, here's an idea. Just let them fall in love with you. Relish in their clingyness and use it to your advantage. Gently manipulate them to do things for you, like the dishes or making sandwiches. And then you marry them.
>>697550192
Just be polyamorous instead
>>697550605
Then it's a good thing the pizza isn't the only meat lover in the room
Nibi what even do you look like?
Describe yourself with words. Also you could just post a pic but I bet you won't
>>697551227
wew
Multiple people have said "Prince of Persia"
i love how confused he looks
like he doesn't even realize how sexy he is
>>697552410
Like Jake Gyllenhaal?
epic nezi swap
>>697550849
Fuck you, you worthless shitter..
Yeah, but longer hair and less CGI muscles.
here have badger
>>697553554
and otter
>>697553791
catter and otter are both good friends
>>697553791
and katia
>>697554100
v good friends :))
>>697554100
here have a meower
hello
hi kaldis
how did your exam go
>>697552978
be nice
>>697554863
You don't have feelings
better than expected, ended up with a 85 in the class, so not entirely disappointing, but not happy with the grade.
yeah i'd be pissed too.
>>697555050
do too
i'm a special exception
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6_ikWlJu_0
>>697553554
Why are there even so many badger in one place
>>697554172
fluffs gotta stick together
>>697554548
this meower looks grumpy
>>697555197
You aren't a real boy. You're a soulless automaton
>>697555394
soulless is the last word someone would use to describe me
>>697555348
Maybe there's a cute pupper in the house and they wanna pet him?
I dunno.
>>697555382
Truth!
How about this catte
>>697555594
You've learned to emulate humanity well I see
>>697555804
Yes, I have come very far. I have learned who love is and how to hamburger.
>>697555796
That catte is a smug jerk and I love him
>>697555331
PC Music is neat
>>697556587
yes thats catte for you :)
>>697556053
How does one hamburger?
a cute appears
>>697556904
like this
eisen uses hug attack
it's super effective
>>697554863
Can't. Besides, "people on the internet are not real people, therefore do not have real feelings".
Yah its kind of whatever at this point
ello chet
There is a cat outside my room crying and scratching at the door because she wants to sleep in my bed.
>>697557737
Hello.
what's a kaldis?
demos uses aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
>>697557619
yes but what if i told you i was a robot and therefore was not a people.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
chet let tay sleep on your bed you dink
>>697557936
a shit
>>697557925
Is that your drawing chet?
dont let him in, Kahjits are nothing but thiefs
>>697558436
nigga pls
>>697557959
Wouldn't my point still stand then?
It's not Tay it's our new rescued cat. I've let her in now because she was sticking her paws under the door trying to find a way to get in and therefore making a racket.
>>697557936
If you catch one it grants you 3 wishes.
>>697557619
real people have real feelings, internet people have internet feelings
>>697557925
allow cat access to bed
do it
>>697558436
wude
>>697558532
WHERE IS IT?
boy am i a sleepy
>>697558532
no
well she needs love, chet
although i'm uncertain if you're capable of providing said love.
>>697540603
http://www.siradio.fm
>>697547631
nice
demos come lay with me in front of my new TV
Khajiit is innocent of this crime, shaveskin.
JESUS CHRIST WILL SHE JUST SIT DOWN INSTEAD OF WALKING AROUND THE EDGE OF MY BED PURRING LOUDLY?
>>697558496
No it's Demos depiction of me.
Luckily I have nothing to steal. Besides, that's racist.
>>697558649
If I knew I would have had my wishes by now.
>>697558588
Disregard internet feels.
>>697558856
I think it does since robots have no feels.
Tay drained it all.
>>697559164
Adorable.
>>697559178
Let's find him together!
ok
my only condition is that there must be a blanket to share
>>697559178
yes
i am feel-less
but i still require people to treat me nicely and with respect
>tay drained all your love
surely thats not all he drained
there is
and a comforter
and a mattress and pillows
>>697559178
i rate it a grate out of great
Khajit will find something to steal
>>697559164
im keeping my eye on you fur ball
This one also drained the supply of biscuits in his flat.
>>697559558
As long as this one is not called a tree-person again.
wonderful
what are you watching on your brand new tv
nathan for you
he kind of looks like you
>>697559164
Get back in your basket.
>>697559453
I don't see why.
Yeah. He drank all my tea too.
>>697559326
I don't have time to gallivant across the states.
>>697559558
He did this too.
Like half the space on my bed it seems.
if he had longer hair and a butt chin, yeah\
is he as gay as me too
>>697560082
it's far too complicated for your human brain
sounds like he's quite expensive to keep up with
>>697559918
dont be ridiculous, trees cannot steal things
>>697560082
I actually enjoy that lol
I TOLD YOU BRO
I think the pieces really capture my blank, expressionless face.
not really
he likes grills
>>697560535
yuck
he sounds like adam from yms
a little bit
but more monotone and way less gay
>>697560082
>not bean murican
>>697560535
eww
girls are gross right guys XD
>>697560535
grills are groce
>>697560461
This one finds it amusing that you are smiling in them, you are incapable of such.
girls are okay i guess
but they don't usually have dicks so that's like 50% worse
Demos I want to commission another piece. I want one with me looking heroic with Tay wrapping his arms around one of my legs and looking up at me while I stare off into the distance (very heroically).
>>697560446
I think I'll use the printers at uni to make huge posters of them.
I'm just glad she settled finally.
>>697560697
How will I ever cope.
>>697560839
That one is going to get a spank if he gives any more lip.
>>697561030
Stoopid girls
Women are great. Most men are pretty damn ugly though. I don't know how you gays manage sometimes.
chet i am not some measly artist who will paint anything for you in gimp spontaneously
my mom is a girl
shes pretty nice
>>697561114
>
>>697560446
This one knows some very clever trees.
>>697561030
what about futas then?
invite me for dinner
she makes really good spaghetti
like really really really good spaghetti
INVITE
ME
FOR
DINNER
>>697561114
by not getting shot up at schools?
>beer in spaghetti
>good
pick one
>>697561114
you should totally do that and hang it on the door to the lab
is she a good cat?
most gays have horrible taste tbh
>>697561407
you should really stop experimenting with the dust you steal from the argonian pockets.
I can guarantee my spaghetti is better.
>>697561407
There are no implications. It is a promise.
>>697561260
Yeah but do it though. Don't you want a magnum opus?
>>697561030
Girls with dicks are best.
would you like to come have dinner with me sometime
>>697561644
IVE SHOWN THE RECIPE TO YOU KALDIS
THERE IS NO BEER
>>697561658
a. your spaghetti is not better
b. it's too late. i'll work on it in the morning
c. this would not be a magnum opus
>>697561426
The best.
Girls with strapons are pretty good too.
oh why yes in fact i would
dicks are the best
>>697561644
D-dust? This ones know not of the dust of which you speak...
>>697561901
Girls should not have dicks
how nice
next time you're in in the area we'll set up a good meal for you
>>697561922
I know you have, and it called for beer
wine is better ffs
>>697562111
listen fur head, I dont care what state of world you live in, but just promise to not steal anything.
your pushing your luck already here
DICKS ARE FOR MY FRIENDS
WHEN THEY COME TO MY HOUSE
>>697561901
I thought you were more into the femboys
>>697562029
ur dick is the best
yes
next time i'm in the area
> beer in spaghetti
WHAT?!
>>697561644
I would if I had my own private lab. My supervisor would not take kindly to that kind of thing.
She is a psycho. She purrs and rubs herself against you and then proceeds to gnaw on your leg.
It's just a personal thing but the idea of romance with most guys after seeing their faces disgusts me.
>>697561922
a) Yes it is, ask Tay.
b) GOOD.
c) It will be; you just have to believe in yourself.
>>697561901
those are more groce
next time
>>697562334
it
did
NOT
>>697562379
no
no
no
>>697562130
So close-minded.
:l
>>697562359
no ur dicks the best
I'M IN YOUR AREA
>>697562845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_d1vVg36u4
Causing mass hysteria.
He did make some pretty nice spaghetti.
>>697562334
Perhaps shaveskin would be interested in some wares to soothe tensions?
>>697562845
ARE YOU A HOT SINGLE READY TO FUCK?!!?
>>697562652
Boys with slits and girls with dicks is just wrong
>>697540603
drink bleach faggots
>>697562961
but fat guys have tits
>>697562914
i had a drum major guy when i was in marching band who used to help the blue devils
>>697562949
sure but not you
>>697562645
Your negative attitude is disgraceful. You wonder why Kaldis gets all the gold stars...
>>697562941
STOP PEDDLING THAT JUNK.
>>697563248
help in what way?
>>697562379
demos's mother literally put beer in the spaghetti
your supervisor will understand
she loves actually, luck you!
I can respect that
>>697562645
lmao yes it did
you said so your self
>>697562941
I am not interested in the purchase of tools
I prefer to smith my own
>>697563173
I'm not into fat guys
>>697562744
u can't prove it
>>697562845
dun dun duuuuun
>>697562949
If I wasn't, I wouldn't have clicked on this annoying ad, would I?
>>697563248
>apply cream directly to the burned area
>>697563397
well duh they're repulsive
>>697541477
Sauce pl0x
>>697563173
they're not tits, they're flabs
try again
>>697563421
I got some cream I could apply to your area
>>697563414
I'll just need to get a real good look at it
>>697563328
he gave us tips and tricks for training exercises and told us constantly we'd never be as good as them
>>697563304
I DONT CARE
PEOPLE LOVE MY BAD ATTITUDE
>>697563337
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT COOKING FUCKING CHICKEN YOU CUNT
>>697563531
oooh gurl. is it verified by the FDA?
>>697563579
sounds like a good person to have in a teaching position. did he actually play for them?
>>697563714
yah. or he used to
>>697563304
B-but khajiit need coin.
>>697563337
But this ones goods are blessed by Azurah, only the finest quality sugars and spices.
>>697563852
i remember i shook hands with scott johnson once. dude was a real cunt. he was the reason i avoided dci.
>>697563668
too much salt according to FDA :(
Good night folks
>>697563579
I do not remember that
I plead the fifth
>>697564091
I have no need for your goods, I best be off
>>697563337
That is absolutely rank.
He really won't.
She does seem happy right now. She was all fighty-bitey a while back but now she's rubbing her head against my face as I type this.
I don't think it's anything that needs to be respected. I just find women more attractive generally.
>>697563579
If you keep telling yourself that you will be nothing but a hollow of a man by the end.
>>697564091
I have coin for tea and biscuits already.
>>697564195
yeah those guys are waaaaaaay too competitive
>>697564279
sleep tight
