Waifu claiming thread.
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>>697499765
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
deal with it
Kyouko claimed.
>>697510208
I mean, that's like the 50th time I see something like that.
I don't even bother with those anymore at this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnnweoN76Q
fuck can I bake next bread?
QUICK WEEBS THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN I NEED SOME (YOU)
>>697510348
WTF? how?
still here
and
>>697510130
yeah they are pretty good
>>697510426
>saved
OVERDRIVE, YEAH THAT'S WHAT IT IS
>>697510453
Out austism'd you
>>697510417
Sure.
booh.
>>697510620
thanks
EARLY BAKE
>>697510579
that you did
>>697510735
Tsk tsk.
>>697510348
the new kyouko has arisen
Doll claimed.
Hope everyone's having a good night.
madoka claimed sons
>>697511021
Good afternoon level up waifu
>>697511016
>>697511116
I'm eating you dick
>>697511021
the bad guys keep killing me on bloodborne why do i have this stupid kirkhammer
>>697511043
Pink is pretty nice.
>implying I don't think bugs are a good source of protein
Up your game sonny boy
Sonoshee claimed
>>697511485
Thats a French delicacy
Try topping mine
>Pro tip
>You can't
Rem claimed
>>697511485
>>697511546
I'm gonna be disappointed if there's no pic of a dude eating this.
>>697511588
That better be Caligula
>she is walking with her boyfriend to university
>she is in her cheerleader outfit
>her bf is white
>a gang of 15 black nigger thugs come to beat up her bf who then runs away leaving her behind to fend for herself
>they then tie her up put her in a car to take her to a run down grimy looking building in the ghetto to fuck her in all the most fucked ways imaginable
>she is raped in every orifice for numerous hours (6 hours total)
>they do everything to her from pussy, anal, throatfucking, choking her, having her lick their ass, slapping her ass bright red, double penetration, cum in every hole and on her body, double anal/vaginal, triple anal/vaginal, rough hair pulling and shaking her until she screams for mercy, peeing all over her body and in her mouth, asshole, even putting a funnel in her ass so they can make her repeatedly suck cum and piss right out of her ass
>for halfway through she begs them to stop raping her
>she eventually starts to like the hardcore fucking they give her and even begs for it with multiple orgasms
>they then decide to pimp her out
>using her as a whore that fucks black guys for a living
>even going so far as to breed her
>the niggers pimp her out to every nigger in the neighborhood
>raw with no condom
>every single day she must work
>they slapped her into doing this through submission
>using slurs on her like calling her a dirty white bitch, smacking her in the face whenever she doesn't do as told, pulling her hair
>they even have her leashed many times
>she even has days where she must take a train from a long line of niggers waiting to pump her fertile womb full of their sperm
>when they finally decide to breed her they finally take her off the pill
>many niggers gangbang her fucking her pussy hard until they cum
>they do this every day to her even while she is pregnant they gang fuck her
>they basically have her trained like a filthy sex slave that does exactly what they want her to including being impregnated by their big black nigger cocks
>>697511188
Night for me Saberu, but afternoon to you. How are ya?
>>697511325
The Kirkhammers pretty solid yo. Get Ludwigs holy blade and you're set.
>>697511592
Watched the episode.
HOLY FUCK SOMEONE KILL THAT FAG SUBARU
>>697511687
>>697511766
So, how long have you been fantasizing about getting gang raped by niggers?
Dio-sama...
>>697511992
He's the biggest pussy in anime history.
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Here is my question.
If the word 'Waifu' was banned (either from 4chan or everywhere), what would the replacement word be? Maetuu? No, that's retarded.
son, there ain'ta singlefuckingperson with any intellectwho gives a remotefuckabout your extensive vaping talent. I happen to be quitetheintellectualmyself, so I can confirmthis factas truth™.ifyouthink that your vape is going↗to get you hoes, you are utterly mistaken, fam. my pa once taught me the secret of life, and it was not your vape now listen here my chum, my pa was a man who kept it . thatissixfuckinghundreds and he never once vaped. The man smokedsomemadcigars because he wasntthe pussyyou are⁉⁉ he lived to be because he kept it and killed everyvapingfuckerhesaw so in the spiritof me good ol pa, I thinkyou should kys they have vapes in hellandit'slitfor unintelligent vaping hooligans like yourself
>>697511375
I'll actually be surprised if they arent the main source of animal protein in a decade.
You can eat nearly all of them and they are easier and more ecologically friendly than mammals
>>697512195
Wife(u)
It won't happen though because Hiro has a waifu himself.
>>697511803
Doing good and you
>Encouraging the use of Kirk hammer and LHB
Don't do that tell him to use the Hunters Axe, Boom Hammer, the wheel or hell the stake driver
izumi off Ajin
>>697512451
>not knowing that Hiro is just a robot that moot uploaded his brain into because he felt bad for being white
Battery on bike is fucked. Fuck.
>>697512611
>shrink down Megalomaniac
>she does tiny explosions inside the engine to keep the thing going
No creativity in these threads.
I shall perform The Dance of a Centillion Waifus, in order to instill creativity.
the fuck is going on in this thread the shitposting is real
>>697512860
STOP
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>>697512613
>>697512539
>>697512790
>>697512822
I can only be so erect
I also 3D printed a bust of Stalin in highschool a few years ago
>>697512860
dude...
>>697512597
He still has a waifu though. Hiro existed before moot by the way, he created 2chan when moot was in middle school.
>>697512860
I finished my garlic bread, you can continue now.
>>697513082
CAN YOU FUCKING STOP????????
>>697513082
this is a fetish right?
>>697512463
>>697512510
>>697512539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFYZHNSFEEA
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>>697512463
Yep doing pretty good. Knackered though.
But they're pretty badass! Plus Ludwigs carried me through the first area of the DLC until I got the Whirligig.
>Hunters axe
Solid
>Boom hammer and Wheel.
Never used. Seem pretty cool though.
>Stake driver.
Gets me killed trying to land the money shot, but when it hits...
>>697512611
How expensive is a new one?
>>697513082
Those look like small screaming faces.
>>697512974
>>697513217
Relax you pussy, just Photoshopped a lotus seed pod onto a hand
>>697513224
Maybe
Fran
>>697512996
Holy shit, dude, I know 2ch came first, but it was time travel.
Present moot hated being white, so he created Hiro. But, wait, that would be suspicous, a man coming from nowhere, so he sent Hiro back in time and programmed him to create 2ch.
>>697513082
Running out of images already, eh kid? I honestly don't see why anyone would be bothered by something so fake and sterile looking. The one with blood and worms was better, much more realistic effects.
>>697513287
These holes pictures are pretty pleasant to look at, in a calming way that is.
>>697513287
stop
>>697513337
dude what
>>697513287
can you just go away?
>>697513383
I know, right? Like something from a good LSD trip.
>>697513478
please just stop
>>697513082
>>697512860
>>697512807
it would be rely soothing to pop or peel those what is this anyway
>>697513333
Nice quads cuntlord. How about you...
*laughs, smokes cigar*
Heh, bitch.
*removes hat*
You... You're a...
*pets cat*
Cunt. Back to cuntland.
*chuckles and reads the newspaper*
>>697513492
What what?
>>697513599
i hate you
>>697513685
Photoshop, bad ones at that. They look like little KKK member hiding in some fags skin.
>>697513315
I have a charger. Using it but its taking some time.
>>697513842
when you put it that way its quite cute
>>697513959
FUCK OFF BACK TO 9GAG YOUR SO SUPID I CANT EVEN UGH
>>697513339
Exactly, post actual botflies and maybe I'll get uncomfortable
>>697513478
Finally, one with at least some blood, still looks hella fake though
>>697513522
Are the shitposters spooking themselves? Or is it one dude trying to draw attention to hus earlier posts?
>>697513685
I really want to
>>697513745
Huh, didn't notice I had quads...
>>697513599
Now it's just some dude who got his hair ripped out. For fucks sake man, step up your fucking game.
>>697513959
Global Rule 10 you stupid bitch.
The Waifu Machine reminds you that you suck.
>>697511992
That was some cuck, like really Emilia fucking friend-zoned him even.
>>697513333
>Checked
>>697513917
Oh okay, thought you broke it or something. Do you need it anytime soon?
>>697514486
stop posting nasty shit bra
>>697514486
how long are you doing this?
These make a weird sound come from my mouth like guhuereeeneh
>>697514300
>hand not rotting or fallen off
>no miscoloration of hand
Come the fuck on dude. A localized infestation with absolutely no damage to the surrounding flesh is just underwhelming.
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>>697514859
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck im a stupid turd
>>697514884
fuck this, im leaving i hope you die
>>697514560
I needed it 45 minutes ago
>>697514711
Why are you replying to yourself.
>>697514711
The only nasty thing about this is the low quality photoshop.
>>697515006
This, kek.
You have been visited by le Tricky Ricky, you will never be given up or let down if you come around and reply to this post.
>>697515073
>3DPD shit
Good fucking riddance, if only. But it's still so obviously photoshopped.
>>697514987
Did you get to work?
>>697515006
I could probably do better
Or find actual pictures of nasty infections
>>697515265
le thanking to le Ricky of Tricking
It looks like these /b/tards have actually found material that can disgust other /b/tards
i has a cancer
>>697515320
No, I have no good way out there until my sister in law gets into work.
>>697514987
Well shit.
>>697514711
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>>697515762
Same.
