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Gheeda Benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ugh
nobody asked for this
Ladies
who are you calling lady
>>697473587
If you dont wanna be a prettygurl then fine.
>>697473667
i'm a pretty boy thank you very much
fine
gosh nibi geez man like sheesh dude
Demos is not refined enough to be a lady but too much of a wimp to be a man.
lies and slander
WELL I NEVER.
take it back chet
or i'll spam watch you more
Any more fun fucking ideas?
going to disneyworld
Come to statefair with me, freklz.
just want a goddamn gayfur in Bris to fuck my mouth and if they aren't too endowed to break in my butt dangit
what is at the state fair
>>697474329
Randomly at some point in the day, furiously storm into his room and act incredibly upset- close to coming to blows. Turn him around in his chair or where he's standing and angrily undo his pants, then give him the most aggressive blowjob of his life.
When you're finished stand up with a huff and angrily tell him that he owes you one, and then storm off.
Don't go to Disneyworld. That is where Demos lives.
>>697474322
Go on. I'll just block you.
>>697474690
you
wouldn't
dare
>>697474672
there's no way anyone would enjoy that
Food, Attractions, Rides, like any fair.
Ours is super popular and people from all over the midwest come, ive even seen cali licence plates a few times ive been there.
>>697474789
That is true. I don't want to lose my incredible wintery fortress in Terraria.
that sounds fun actually
>>697474672
see
>>697474789
>>697473999
>>697474999
>those 9s
Howudodis?
>>697474999 (checked)
you should get fray and yourself to come play with me today
>>697475070
wut
They have all types of weird things
>Beercicles
Sounds gross! Lets share one.
>>697475154
I'm at home so I'm playing stuff I normally can't in the evenings (i.e. stuff not on my PC). Need to finish Evil Within, Resident Evil 1 remake, Resident Evil 4, and Alien Isolation. I'm a busy man.
>>697475137
Divinity.
>>697475355
fucking lame dude
never thinking about what I want
End my life. I am going to get teeth removed today more than likely.
poor squashies
did you not floss enough
>>697475439
Why would I do that?
>>697475487
Should have brushed regularly and used mouthwash.
>>697475325
I don't wanna lick something someone else has licked that's gross
>>697475562
I have a tooth that has a hole in it and is in a lot of pain.
>>697475630
Yeah, I didn't take care of my teeth when I was depressed for a year. It's just slowly decayed.
>>697475630
cus
>>697475706
rip u
now you can get a new golden tooth and look like a fly badass
>>697475721
'Cus why?
>>697475820
because i'm a cool popsicle
>>697475792
it's in the back. People can't see it.
>>697475862
Which means what exactly?
>>697475649
But would you lick a dick someone else has licked before?
>>697475910
you were a good man squash
you shall be missed
>>697476077
that i deserve to be thought about
>>697473433
i second that
I dislike playing with scrubs.
>>697476169
That's circular logic.
>>697475649
Okay, you can have your own beercicle.
I'll share a beercicle with you, Nibi~
>>697476483
hooray
oi, Squash
>>697476442
Did you get... REKT?
>>697476561
if freklz gets his own beercicle I want my own beercicle too!
>>697476685
Sup?
>>697476679
How about a CREAMPUFF?
>>697476738
Wait, did you just use an exclamation mark when talking to me?
Are you ok? Isn't this where you yell at me though?
>>697476796
ohmygod yes
>>697476799
Get your own beercicle.
>>697476856
I will get you a creampuff.
>>697477162
Get a chatroom you stupid fucks. Your idle conversation makes me sick. More porn less circle jerking small talk.
these conversations are enough for me to jerk it i dont know what your issue is
>>697477401
kill yourself, friend
>>697477510
whoa, calm down, pal.
Friendo. Bucko, guy.
>>697476738
No, I rekt everyone else. I was bored.
>>697476740
Just playing League as usual, for want of a better game. You?
>>697477401
>>697477510
>>697477510
>>697477510
also hi avery
>>697477401
>going on textboard with images
>expecting no conversation
>>>/e/621 is that way.
>>697477401
Do you like my cats and dogs though?
>>697477604
Playing N64.
Trying to get George to watch a movie with me.
>>697477252
Two bad
>>697477331
k now you just gota figure a way to get here.
>>697477604
Such skill
>>697477726
Someday you and I are going to make that rainbow connection and be total pals.
I can feel it.
>>697477657
I am torn. On one hand I enjoy making progress, on the other, I weep tears of blood seeing other people play.
>>697477709
>Trying to get George to watch a movie with me.
>roofies
>>697477803
ye, vel'koz is a beast.
>>697477726
that's the hard part
>>697477854
tellin you man, all about finding good people to play with
>>697477854
Eh, the fag said no.
Guess not today. Last movie he had me watch was some art house film or something.
I was lost the whole time.
It has been like, 3 months last I really played LoL.
>>697477990
Then why aren't you playing with me?
>>697478000
Oh. Well, that's that then I guess.
>>697478148
I can't get it to work on my new computer
>>697478228
Likely story.
>Squash watches movies with George Clooney
>>697477819
What even is that?
>>697477854
You made sure everyone +1 rep'd you right?
>>697477990
Think of the creampuffs
>not watching movies with george clooney
>>697478366
it's true, league has extensive issues on windows 10
>>697478403
>>697478403
Naturally.
>>697478530
You mean Windows 10 has extensive issues?
Sorry, I mean Windows 10 is an extensive issue.
>>697478403
Throw back to some old song.
Rainbow Connection.
Half decent. Joke about how we aren't trying to tell the other to die or something today.
>>697478629
>>697478677
yeah basically
at least overwatch works on it
Zenyatta best champ.
you spelled mccree wrong
>>697478530
K now git over here.
>>697478629
You live a natural lifestyle?
>>697478682
good job
McCree = Trash
>>697479067
It's too late. I already tasted the love.
>>697480505
????
>>697480594
seeing if you were around
sup nigr
I'm here too, Katia~
>>697480625
hai
at work
>>697480695
why are you on phone at WORK you SLACKER
I'm doing great. Thanks for asking.
Bitch.
>>697480735
I'm on my laptop
>>697480837
where do you work that you have a laptop?
hey squash
>>697480899
self-storage warehouse
oh dear how emotional
>>697481159
oh cool
I have been working cashier at a local fast food joint
>>697481626
you are
>>697473458
I want to rub that face all over my body
GRAH
>>697481934
wow that sounds miserable
>>697478629
Don't talk about subjects you literally know nothing about
>>697482102
I work 11 am to 7:30 pm on thursday
>>697481997
i'm sorry
please end my suffering
>>697482185
super gross
only 8 hours a week?
>>697482268
no that's just for thursday, today it's 10:30 to 4
it is slight deviations of 10-11-12 to 4 on the rest of the week sans tuesday and wednesday
i have metal fillings in all my moldars
side to side
like the metal in the middle and touching the oter teeth so i looks like a a line of metal going through them
>>697482408
oh I see
that's not so bad
>>697482509
I'd kinda prefer a more part-time roll since its mostly for pocket change and a few hundred for my next math class.
but now I know not to be so honest with availability if that's what I want to do.
>>697482930
"oh I can work whenever you need me"
"great, we'll put you down for every day"
I've been there
>>697483122
"I'd PREFER not to work on weekends but if I have to it's fine..."
>>697483825
have you been pokemoning
>>697483995
y-yeah
>>697484294
I found a dragonite yesterday
>>697484508
all I found was a dratini...
>>697484727
one of those too.
the dragonite was higher than any of my other pokemon and my strongest is a 1500
naturally, i wasn't able to.
I hope all you furries get AIDS
>>697485155
oh I'm only level 14
you weren't able to catch it?
>>697485444
nah
apparently you can only hit it in the face with the pokeballs, and it was farther back than a zubat.
Meaning I got several great throws with razzes and greatballs
but it ran.
>>697485675
unfortunate
>>697485728
same thing happened with a pikachu.
...and a snorlax
>>697485762
wow you're pretty awful at pokemon
>>697485950
NOT EVEN
WITH THE SNORLAX I GOT LITERALLY 4 GREAT THROWS IN A ROW BEFORE IT LEFT, PRETTY MUCH THE SAME WITH PIKACHU
>>697485987
with great/ultra balls?
>>697486092
I only have greatballs and razzes, but yes using all of those.
>>697486143
terrible luck
>>697486211
t-tell me about it..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE
>>697486253
tfw have a million pokemon to evolve but want to wait for lucky egg
