Bring it home, boys Dubs decides
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Bring it home, boys
Dubs decides
>>697473245
What a shame, I would have licked them clean.
She's kinda chubby
>>697473457
This
>>697473771
Which one is she, the fat one? or the fat one?
>>697473929
This fat one
>>697473245
Save water tomorrow and shower with me at mine
What else do you clean before I get a taste of?
>>697473457
Going with this. Next odd number post decides.
>>697474013
I'd bang
use this >>697474124
I bet I could make your showers a little more "interesting"
>>697474013
Id lick your cat
Will harambe come back?
>>697474380
That
I can be your cat and you can be my pussy
can u sstop fantasizing me naked for a sec please..?
let me ask u... are u in to feminine penises?
>>697474244
Winrar
see if she's keen for the ol' lickeroo
>>697474380
7 decides
>>697474221
What a tasteless quim you shall have neither my seed nor my handshake
>>697474625
And I don't mind how much fur it has ;)
>>697474695
Roll
>>697474643
*tips, and rolls*
and I'd lick your pussy as well
>>697474695
roll
>>697474625
Would love to lick your asshole, in all seriousness.
>>697474294
This!
can i shave your pussy?
>>697474643
Roll
>>697474625
What do you think about my gains?
woah now what? If you can't take it then your feet don't deserve to be licked
>>697474625
you know, i could give you the old lickeroo
>>697474820
Roll
>>697474820
Please choose this one OP
>>697474830
roll
>>697474013
that's not even slightly chubby
>>697474877
winrar!
>>697474877
WINRAR
>>697474877
Winner
>>697474643
Roll and add "*brazens for answer*"
>>697474877
Winnar deliver op
>>697474877
winzip
>>697474820
3 decides
>>697474877
both dubs and op's criteria. you are truly the chosen one.
>>697474877
Now we wait
>>697474625
but only if it were wearing an adult diaper
>>697475089
i'm highly skilled in the art of the old lickeroo
>>697475089
Cant handle the bantz bitch?
>>697475153
not sure if want...
>>697475089
why would I be? ;)
>>697475089
I said in all seriousness (if dubs add you dumb cunt)
>>697475153
well this is ruined rip
nope
>>697475089
Apparently you're just an ultimate bitch.
>>697475156
so close.. reroll
>>697475188
no, it got failed when the other came up, withdrawn
>>697475089
I wouldn't mind to slowly caress you until you're buttered up and ready to go
One question though, do you have a hairy asshole?
>>697475153
Dont do this
I'll fuck your face with my dick until you can't let out a sarcasm out of your mouth.
>>697475089
Yes. Butt seriously, I can do that for you.
>>697475261
This
>>697475089
What do you think about you, me and a banana up your ass?
>>697475156
r0ll
>>697475156
rerolling
>>697475261
Roll
I fought a nigger yesterday
>>697475322
winrar
>>697475089
I would fuck you while wearing a MAGA hat.
>>697475190
Roll
did you already shaved your godammm pussy? i like them clean and soft
>>697475156
reroll for this
>>697475153
Two dubs undecided. OP dodged a bullet.
>>697475404
rolling
>>697475322
This!
>>697475373
WINRAR
>>697474830
perfect time passed
but still roll 4 this
>>697475156
Roll
>>697475089
why? is it hairy
>>697475466
WINRAR!!!!!
>>697475261
I don't think she's happy
>>697475466
well we got a winrar here
>>697475403
>>697475393
>>697475153
;-;
also, >>697475519 faggot
>>697475470
Fuck man I win again. I'm the assman
>>697475612
Hail Assman!
>>697475586
more invalids
I don't think you understand what "sarcastic" means
>>697475584
Well now its fucked
>>697475584
>op ignoring rolls
Well thread is now shit, kill yourself.
>>697475584
i was just messing around. Do you play pokemon go? because i would sure use my lickytounge all up your ratata
>>697475675
stop being so sarcastic
>>697475742
reroll
>>697475612
>>697475584
>>697475584
Would love to see a pic of your soft and tight anus? Could you do that for me buttercup. Ass man here
>>697473245
Do you smell fishy?
i was messing around being sarcastic and all..im kind of messed up like that, cause my dad is a tranny..a proper fit tranny as well..
been checking his feminine penis while he is at the shower.. would u get to a threesome with me and my dad..?
>>697475731
Fuck your rolls, faggot.
New girl
Dubs decides, but stop being idiots. I want to see some boobs.
>>697475584
Ok, look. I'm nervous. You seem alright and I have a fucked up sense of humor. If only we could convey sarcasm via text messages, you wouldnt think I was a sexual deviant (Maybe I am). Sorry. Lets just start over, yeah?
>>697475877
Fuck off newfag.
>le diaper line xD
Literally kill yourself.
>>697475894
thats a strong jaw you have m'lady
>>697475894
Hey, your new.
>>697475584
what wins now u fag..?
rolling for ..
>>697475874
>>697475894
Show me your tits whore
>>697475894
Then just say Hey can I see your boobs?
>>697475894
Hey, whatch doin?
you look nice, I suppose I'd give you the old lickeroo
>>697475894
What was your name as a man?
>>697475894
i like your head..reminds me of a sexy Shrek... what u up to pretty girl..? ;)
>>697475977
subtle, anon
>>697473245
Look.
I'm just joking, really.
I actually think you're cute, funny, and pretty cool. I like you, ya know? I'd like to take you out on a date.
>>697475999
winrsr
>>697475999
Trips must go before dubs
>>697475999
Trips of truth
>>697475905
Go with this anyway OP, at least you won't lose the first one.
>>697475894
#savemarinajoyce
>>697476033
win.
>kek
I wanna see your teeth, my pretty little show-horse.
Quick!! Tell me if your asshole is hairy!
>>697475894
I bet your butthole smells like teen spirit
>>697475894
you look cumtastic!
>>697476033
use this and then go with trips after she replies.
Cant decide between this thread if Gmod
>>697476178
This
>>697475999
The first one messaged back
>>697476178
Roll
>>697475894
Hey Madesyn, come you here vaker?
>>697476265
>>697475905
Do this for the first and second, keep them both playing
>>697476265
what she say?
Can I drink your period blood?
>>697476178
Reroll
>>697476343
>>697475956
kekkles, roll
>>697476020
Roll.
>>697475954
Quit baiting. Nobody gives a fuck how long you been here. Faggot ass snowflake.
Are you an avocado? Cause you're the right kinda fat and probably disgusting on the inside
>>697476416
tell her you want to marry her uterus
>>697475977
God this
>>697476416
Wanna get high sometime?
>>697476416
Show me your titties
>>697476416
>lol
Go back to red.dit you dumb bitch.
>>697476416
Let's fuck
>>697476416
nice save, anons
>>697473457
Reroll
>>697476459
How about you quit talking and start sucking my cock, you sissy bitch.
Penis
>>697476416
you smo weed?
>>697476416
So, whats your world like this week?
>>697476520
roll for this
>>697476472
Ask her if avocado
>>697476416
shall we start over before or after i lick your feet?
>>697476416
i still want to lick your cat tho
>>697476416
No really, I honestly think you and I could have a wonderful wedding together.
>>697476520
reroll
>>697476569
What kinda pussy shit is this?
>>697476574
Avocadoooo
>>697476520
re-
How bad do you think I'll regret this in the morning
>>697476520
alright last roll
>>697476416
I was just nervous because you're pretty cute, honest.
>>697476416
so can you lick my asshole?
>>697476698
This
>>697476520
Roll
>>697476416
Maybe it doesn't look like it but I'm a really smart guy.
>>697476416
For either girl:
I was actually contemplating suicide before I got a match, you saved a persons life today. :)
I want to yamcha you with my sibamen
Please may I rape you?
>>697476416
Write:
Why do girls like huge black dicks? Don't understand that
Ask her if black lives matter
>>697476863
Rollin
I wanna be on you
This thread is becoming cringier by the second. Ask her if she likes rap. When she responds say oops I meant rape*
Anything against the idea when I smash my ding dong into your bing bong for some sex?
>>697476416
You're so cute and I just didn't know what to say to avoid sound like a weirdo lol
Harambe was a government plot to cover 9/11
>>697476899
Checked. Op have to deliver
>>697476955
winrar
>>697476955
Wtf is this
>>697476924
Rollll
>>697476416
I will bury my dick so far in your ass whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur
>>697477019
It's how you get girls, you virgin.
>>697477062
An epic love poem, Yates?
>>697476863
Not fucking thing up with first one
Did you know harambe was Obama's younger brother
>>697477098
No it's not, you lonely faggot. That's the most beta shit I've ever read, any girl would laugh in your face.
Now everybody knows you're a lying cunt. Great job.
>>697477197
I don't think you know what sarcasm is.
>>697477197
Is sarcasm the only word you know? Less sarcastic bitch, more dumb bitch. Im just kidding, your very cute.
>>697477237
Roll
>>697477197
no its just... im attracted to you :-)
can I hava da puss puss blease
>>697477296
Roll
>>697477296
>>697477197
Reroll for this
>>697477098
confirmed, i asked my mom and she said this would work
>>697477237
roll
>>697477340
>>697477296
>>697477197
Aw, thats for the reroll bro
>>697477237
reroll
>>697477197
No sarcasm, you're just beautiful. How about you tell me what your kind of man is?
>>697477441
Text her with a speech impediment by typing th instead of s
>>697477353
Can confirm too, that's how I got to fuck your mom.
>>697477441
You a cunt, confirmed.
>>697477197
send her the definition for sarcasm
>>697477231
What? Have you ever even talked to girls?
You anons try so hard to be alpha, still you fail miserably.
Went from a roll thread to a cringe thread. Beautiful.
>>697477518
so you're the faggot that said you'd "give her 8 inches and make it hurt", then fucked her 4 times and kicked her in the cunt?
>>697476552
Summer is almost over get all your shit posting out.
>>697477516
This
I'm recruiting feminine soldiers for the Supreme White Alliance. Are you loyal to your race? Join us, take hard white cock in all holes, as is your birthright. The Alliance appreciates your purity, for it is ours to take
>>697477231
>le alpha meme
It's funny considering you're prolly a beta manlet shit who got shoved up one too many times into lockers, now keep believing in your fairy tales of "manliness" while being a fat piece of shit and kill yourself you retard.
>>697477197
Alright I'll cut the shit, here's whats going to happen
You're going to forget our convo, tonight at 7 we'll meet up, have a drink or two, head to your place, and I'm going to show you a dutch breakfast
>>697476265
>>697477500
>>697477231
Lmao, I can tell you're a beta virgin nerd just by this reply.
Stop replying, seriously.
I eat nigga for breakfast what do u eat OR I wanna eat your pussy for breakfast
>>697477714
And any respect she had for him is now dead and gone
>>697477626
No, was probably someone.
>>697477714
>>697477500
god fucking dammit OP, i wasn't actually rolling for that
WITNESS THIS FAGGOTS
>>697477735
Aka your jealous.
>>697477714
I asked you a question cunt
>>697477707
Shit I was off, reroll but use it on any chick
>>697475089
too much too soon m8, you're done.!
>>697477840
THIS, ROLL
>>697477714
>>697477636
I just want to get all my semen out up in your ass cutie, I bet you moan like a fucking bitch while being pounded and that turns me on.
>>697477714
Now kys
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
>>697477884
So, how bout we meet up thursday and go grab a smoothie and then go to your place and get high, yeah?
>>697477898
winrar
girl likes that op
>>697477917
end yourself
>>697477929
lmfao that is the most beta shit
>>697477884
Wanna get together? I got a bit of weed on me. I get more on Wednesday tho
>>697477772
>>697477826
>>697477840
>virgins don't know how fat self-hating bitches work
Lmao, just another day on /b/
>>697477650
Roll
I want your creme eggs. Show me the eggs.
>>697477884
>So, how bout we meet up thursday and go for some good fucking?
>>697477957
not a winrar. i need some sleep
>>697477966
dubs of truth
>>697477714
It's been so long since I've talked to such a pretty girl, and I've been so horny without any sort of release ever since mommy died. Care to go to TGIFridays for some chicken tenders and coke zeros?
>>697477884
well i can be funny, but sometimes im naughty hehe (devil emoji) ;)
>>697478008
Does this count as dubs?
>>697478011
winrar, game over
>>697478070
Gig(short for giggle)
my dad touched my dick haha
>>697477664
> tfw when your best line gets includes "weirdo lol"
> getting this rustled when anons obviously call out how pathetic it is
Fucking kek. End yourself, sperg. Nobody believes you're anything but a fucking weak loser after that embarrassment of a line.
>>697478011
>/b/ virgins btfo
Wow lad
>>697477650
Rolllll
>>697478056
Dont fucking ruin this
>>697477884
aaaw so you do anal?
>>697477884
I would fucking wreck your face if i dont get that pussy you fucking whore
>>697478266
Winrar shit
>>697477884
ok, so do you wanna come to my house see a comedy and then get fucked?
in fact, forget the comedy
>>697478266
Kek winrar
>>697478266
flawless victory
>>697478159
>"I never texted with a fat bitch in my whole life"
>misses the three replies calling him an underage retard for believing in /pol/ memes
>this triggered about getting out for the sissy bitch he is
Lmao, how about we meet up so I can fuck you in the ass and make you moan like you want , you beta gaylord. Actually nvm, I don't wanna get arrested for fucking a minor.
>>697478407
(again)
>>697478266
winrer
>>697478266
do it op
>>697478159
>bootyblasted about getting called out
kys seriously
>>697477650
Reroll
>>697478266
K I'm going to try myself to get tits. I'll post them up later if I win.
>>697478159
>he believes relationships work with "me fuck you, hurry"
literally not even 12 years old, does your mommy know you aren't doing your homework billy?
>>697478620
I'm being dead serious this time, I swear to god I'm not being sarcastic
>>697478620
I'd love to fuck the bitch out of you
>>697478744
win
>>697478620
you can't do more pathetic than already is, so don't turn alone man
I can smell your fishy pussy.
>>697478744
kekekekeke yeeeesssss!!
>>697478744
Winrar
>>697477884
Well m'lady i can also be quite sinister *laughs in an evil tone*
>>697478744
this threads going fast
Niggers!!!!! Reply to this or your slave will be freed in his sleep tonight
>>697476813
Its not rape if consented.
>>697478620
And you're done, was working great, now she'll think that anything you say is trolling.
Never getting any tits.
>>697478620
Just wanted to know how youd like me to fuck the bitch out of you
>>697478848
Hang tight, Nigger
>>697478744
winraar
everytime my battery runs out i buy a new phone.
the exact same phone.
i am not a smart man alexa
would you like to come to my bedroom and see the 100 old phones?
OP ask them what their dream is, and when they tell it, let's all insult them horribly and crush their dreams!!!!!! hahaha fuck trying to get laid let's just hurt some people
>>697478912
This.
Might as well got full /b/ turbo virgin and call her a fat bitch the whole time.
Just tell her which kind of harpoon should you use for her kind.
Kek at this thread. OP is a good guy.
new bread everyone
>>697479186
>>697479077
>>697478620
sorry faggot
op but this
>>697479270
What?
>>697478963
rollz
>>697479252
why
>>697479439
Because he is a faggot
>>697479439
this one is about to die retard
>>697479187
moar of dat ass
>>697478925
roll
>>697473245
8 Minutes per hour
bumppp
>>697479186
>>697479186
nu tred
>>697479187
Is that her?
