Ask Satan, kiddos
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Ask Satan, kiddos
>>697440637
when will i die
>>697440637
Will I ever be happy in my life ?
Will OP ever find true love?
Will I ever get my dick wet?
>>697440637
Should I ask her out?
>>697440637
Is fag an OP?
Will Plan A work ?
Can I get riley?
will I ever see Emma outside of work?
Does riley like me, and will i be able to go out with her?
>>697440637
is op a huge faggot?
Do girls think I'm sexy?
Will I die?
Will I meet her again ?
Does god exist
Should Hitler have won?
Will I be successful ?
Should I stay with my current GF?
Will I fuck her?
>>697441449
When will I die?
>>697440637
why
Does she love me?
Will i ever be in the 1%?
should i stop toking?
>>697441745
this?
>>697440637
let me win the lottery brah
he fuckn rejected me two times
once again, should i stop smoking weed AND will i be who i wanna be
Will she ever loosen up?
FUCK YOU FUCKIN SACK OF SHIT
is satan an autistic nigga?
are you my dad?
Am I god?
>>697442198
go to hell satan
Will OP ever stop being a faggot?
>>697440637
What are your chances of beating Trump?
>>697440637
roll
>>697441865
>>697441961
>>697442064
>>697442198
>>697442326
so..i heard satanism is actually a thing
Will I ever find true love?
DID YOU CREATE S K I N W A L K E R S
>>697440637
Will i join you?
can i sell my soul?
Will my brothers stop playing Pokémon go?
Will I get the succ anytime soon?
Is what I'm thinking about possible?
When do I take your place?
But for real though, will I get the succ soon?
Am I god?
>>697440637
Should I ?
One day she fuck me in REAL life?
I'd see the penitentiary one dayyyy
Should I fuck my smokin hot sister?
>>697440637
will i ever have a qtgf?
Will I hold her hand in 10 years
>>697440637
Is this new griptape that i ordered for deck cool?
>>697443823
Thanks satan!
>>697440637
Should i find a random girl and bang
>>697440637
Can I do it today?
Will I get the career job I dream of?
Will i ever win the fucking lotto
The thing I'm thinking about doing... Will I be successful?
>>697444360
Gonna do it anyways so fucc u trick
Will I ever be happy ?
>>697441561
reformulates stupid question to a stupider question that cannot be answered by simple analog
>>697444549
Will I be happy ?
>>697440637
Will I ever be allowed to deepthroat a woman?
Will she be my gf and will I fuck her?
>>697440637
will i ever be inside her
Satan, will the After School Satan program succeed?
Will I marry her
>>697440637
will she want more
Will she?
hail satan! am i going to get what i want?/will u take my soul
>>697440637
will she want more sex
Am i going to hell?
>>697440637
Will I ever fuck Jillian?
Should i kill myself
Will I fuck some girl next year ?
Does she love me back?
will i find luv?
>>697440637
Will it happen, Sateen
>>697440637
Will I get laid this year?
Will i get laid
>>697440637
Will WW3 start this month?
are you gay?
>>697440637
She still loves me?
Will I die a virgin?
>>697440637
Give me 1 billion dollars pls daddy
Do you think you'll win an arm wrestling match with jesus?
>>697445423
Will it be in a sacrifice?
>>697440637 roll
>>697440637
should i cheat?
Do you really smell like a vagina?
If I don't reply to those "if you don't reply to this your mother while die in her sleep tonight" does my mom actually die?
Should i break up with him?
Rlol
if i die, will i stay dead
Will I get back with her?
Will i ever get bbc?
will i finally fuck for a second time this month
>>697440637
Will I find a better job, soon?
>>697440637
Donald trump will be president?
?
>>697440637
Is it all worth it?
Roll
>>697446725
Lies
Will i succeed in life?
>>697440637
Should I leave her
but why?
>>697440637
Do you accept a rock off challenge?
>>697440637
Will I ever get into college
>>697440637
should I listen to the voice in my head
>>697440637
Is she the one, dark lord?
>>697447129
Can fucking do, one soul coming up, better be a good college though
Will I be successful in my endeavors Saturday night?
Thanks for keeping my seat warm.
>>697440637
should I accept that I will never be great?
Why cant I get a hot gf?
>>697440637
Does God exist
Should I kill all those who have wronged me?
Should I believe you?
is i gay
>Why would I ask myself something OP
I don't like talking to myself.
Should I jerk off now
>>697440637
will i get laid today
>>697440637
is she a slut
Will I get laid 2016?
will science make furries?
>>697447755
Yay
Also 3 dubs
>>697440637
Is there pussy coming my way?
Will I ever fuck Mallory
>>697447918
hahahaha
>>697440637
Will i find love
>>697448615
MAYBE SOON?
Roll
Will i become a sex-god?
>>697448686
Nigger
Should I go sleepy bye Lucifer senpai?
>>697448880
Okie dokie.
>>697440637
Will I own a Private jet
>>697440637
Should I fuck her?
>>697440637
Will I get some within the next two months?
do i have to get a job before semester starts
Should i fuck my gf tomorrow?
>>697440637
Will i meet someone for me at college?
>>697440637
Will a girl ever love me
Will i get the life i desire?
>>697440637
Will i rule in the hell in my afterlife?
Will I get laid this summer?
Is OP a faggot
Is she a gaper
>>697440637
fuck my friend?
Will I fuck her?
>>697451800
Dick move Satan, I know I'l burn in hell, but will I fuck her first?
>>697451894
Cool. Thanks old angel fucker.
Is it possible to trade my soul for greater power?
Will we avenge harambe
Doss she like me
>>697451983
Satan has no love for our fallen savior
are you a nigger satan?
Am i a bad person?
>>697452290
way to dodge the question
so ill ask again
>>697452348
Just fucking answer the question you evil fuck!
SHould i message her now?
Will I get what it is that I desire?
Will I be successful?
bbw?
Was 9/11 an inside job?
Are Testament better than Megadeth?
Will Trump win?
Is it going to happen?
Will I become successful
¿Hoy me va a ir bien en el tabajo?
>>697440637
will i marry erin eventually
>>697453076
always knew that girl was endgame
>>697452926
How do I sell my soul?
R u Red?
>>697453247
How can I meet with you to discuss the terms of selling my soul you daft faggot
Is the Holocaust real after all?
Will the only girl that loves me break up with her bf soon?
>>697453473
I'm not so sure about it being a fake anymore, that's why I'm asking you. Is it a fake?
is whitney part of your horde?
Kiddo pls
i'm always getting dubs so are you gay?
is she a witch?
Does anyone love me?
Will i get the Girl i want?
>>697453630
deal
What is love?
New CPU?
Will they ever crack doom 4?
Will i become a memelord?
will we ever be a part of each others lives again?
>>697440637
Satan, is Trump a massive faggot?
>>697440637
Satan, am I going to fuck her tonight?
Is this the last time
>>697440637
Fuck you
>>697440637
Should I message her
Will it meet my expectations?
Favorite sandwich?
>>697440637
Will I fuck her
>>697440637
should i get a job?
>>697444555
Nice double trips
>>697440637
Do transgenders kill them self?
Will I get a gf this year ?
roll
is tonight the night
will my future turn out the way i want it to?
Will i get My coke?
Should I talk to her?
Will I find another woman, or am I stuck with my wife forever?
will waifu ever be realfu
is she a /b/tard?
>>697440637
Does she actually love me ?
Is the Pleiadian Space Marine Intergalactic Defense Special Force team going to insert itself into our planetary grid 6 years ago in order to preempt WW3?
>>697440637
Will I lost my virginity?
Will i go to heaven
>>697440637
will i ever get a good pc?
Will ever become a rockstar?
will i do better this month?
roll
Will she suck me dick?
Is she the one?
Will I end up with Alba?
>>697456202
Soon?
Will i ever become a succesful actor?
>>697456228
Deal.
Am I fucked?
>>697440637
is homosexuality a sin?
Is OP a faggot?
Niggers ?
>>697440637
should I kms?
Should I quit my job even though I don't know what else to do with my life?
Should I buy that car I'm thinking of
>>697440637
Will I ever get to fuck her?
>>697440637
Will Juli ever become attracted to me?
>>697440637
Will Juli ever find me attractive?
Lolita?
>>697440637
Does she secretly like me back?
>>697440637
Will Juli text me soon?
Am i gonna die this year
>>697440637
Will Juli text me within the next couple days
>>697457024
Same question
gay 3 way?
>>697440637
Am I a faggot
Do i have to say it first
>>697440637
CAn you get these guys out of my head? I kinda need my sense of hearing back.
Will I ever get to do anal?
>>697440637
was bleaching my hair a good idea?
>>697440637
Will I pull?
>>697440637
What's infinity x 2?
Will i ever fuck her?
>>697440637
Whant sum fuk?
>>697440637
Will I ever fuck Jenny?
>>697440637
will dani and i date in the next two years?
Should i cheat and try the moroccan girl ?
>>697440637
Will Jenny ever fuck me? I mean...willingly and be able to remember it (this time).
Hey, dad! Have you seen my car keys sis and I have a date later
>>697457406
srsly ?? --'
should i kidnap them?
just tell me
>>697440637
Guess it's back to ruffie-coladas for her...
is he the one
>>697440637
No!
Will i find love
Is harambe still alive?
>>697457301
eyy bb
>>697440637
Didn't Oderus kill you?
>>697440637
rolling in the deep
Will my girlfriend cheat on me?
>>697440637
Should I have sex with her?
>>697457652
well fuck
was the holocaust fake ?
>>697440637
ey b0ss will i pass exam?
Will I ever fuck Greta?
>>697440637
yo satan, will I have sex today?
will we fall in love again?
>>697440637
Will she ever love me the way i love her?
Will she come back okay?
Am I a dank 10/10 memer xd
>>697440637
Will OP get aggressive cancer?
will Europe be overrun by muslim fags?
>>697457918
I guess satan is right
>>697440637
Will my boss ever pay me?
>>697440637
Can i not be a fag
Should I ask Electra out?
Will I ever be rich as fuck?
Should I ask her out?
Is OP gay?
>>697458153
>electra
Whats with all these stupid fucking names lately?
If i do it will i get caught
Will I ever have sex?
Will my wife like it
I will success in music industry?
>>697440637
Can you kill me
Are you real?
Will i ever get in shape?
Will she like getting creampies
Does she want to fuck?
>>697440637
Does she like me?
>>697440637
rich af?
>>697440637
should i drink tonight?
>>697458438
You can't answer fucking cunt?
happy at least?
>>697440637
should i get her into a threesome-relationship?
how much is 3+3?
Will I do alright?
>>697458438
Really tell me you fucking G asshole
>>697458749
Will I do alright at my next job?
Will Niara become my fuck toy?
Satan, is it ok to fuck my dead mother?
>>697458820
You sure redass?
Will I find that job I like?
roll
Rollrrr
Will hillary burn?
